/biz/ - Business & Finance

yeah pretty much

I can't make any more threads, I constantly hit the 5 threads on the catalog limit, why is this board so fucking slow?

>>54924146
Number 8 checking in.

I estimate it's like 20 people but yes.

It feels like there's a guy following me to every thread

Sometimes it feels like that, but then there's a thread about some literal who country and then there are 10 anons from that country alone

>>54924146
yes, we're the same 10 gullible mongoloids as 2019, plus some random pajeet and broccolihead

>>54924146
It's actually only me.

>>54924191
I got my eye on your sweet boipussy

>>54924146
henlo haircomb forum mushy mushy
claim the keylogger mr bald yes sir

im the only real person here , your a bot

>>54924247
god damnit, ive been here since 2019

Btw, can you fags stop scamming me? I'm running out of money

It's just me here, the other 9 are the voices in my head

>>54924300
newfag

>>54924300
we're stuck here for some reason and can't really leave

>>54924314
>Mr Personality
>on an anonymous imageboard
>>>/reddit/

>>54924390
I hate this faggot like you wouldn't believe.

>>54924390
Lose some weight and youll become an e-whore too

12000 posts per day, 11 posts per minute.

>>54924454
All me

>25-30 pajeets shilling random coins they have a vested interest in and will do absolutely nothing
>gme retards
>1 person with legitimate business advice
>the one guy who wants his farm back in rhodesia
>chicago anon
>WV "cityfags?" anon

Who's your favorite /biz/ recurring character?

>>54924492
That one bobo poster that posts rap lyrics about killing mumus

>>54924492
I'm my favorite

>>54924502
thats a good one

>>54924300
2017 here. i had an anon back then tell me to leave because he used to be like me and have a wife and kids. turns out, i'm just like him now.

>>54924146
I'm the guy that draws all the memes.

>>54924637
We need new memes. There hasn't been any new content since money printer goes brr

>>54924691
I've made thousands of OC, the problem is I post gigaab selfie beforehand which gets me ignored by 99% of people

>>54924691
>>54924637
go to /g/ and figure out how to use AI retards. /biz/ is lagging.

>>54924710
AI is uninspired. I mean new content that warms my soul like >>54924492

>>54924726
ngmi

>>54924146
bruh, u ain't the only one, dat's just how da internet workz. u could be talkin to a bot or a catfish n u wouldn't even know. but hey, at least u got 10 homies to keep u company, dat's betta than nothin. u know what they say, quality over quantity, so cherish dem 10 peeps, cuz who knows when they gonna dip out. dat's just life tho, always gotta be ready for da worst

>>54924146
I usually get up about 4 to 5 hours from now

>>54924517
>>54924708
pretty good anon

>>54925171
No they aren't kek

>>54924146
10 people. you means 10 bots ? BTW please buy chainlink for the village Sir

>>54924146
yes

>>54924637
i have probably edited 69420s of memes

>>54924502
>>54924536
OH SHIT IM DUMPING IT

TRIPLE TOP, POP, ITS DONE
247 trading dumping through your folio
How I shorted the top never stopped you lost control
Dumping in a blaze of fire, candle through my bones
OH SHIT IM DUMPING IT

Out of the green, ending the pump
Bobo coming through like fuck did I hear a swan
Man I don't know but it made you so depleted
Shorts creeping up without showing you jack
Sudden pumps from below, you think you got the moon
You're riding that green until I sell too soon
You're coming back slurping that dip
Save your money wagie, I'm downsizing your shift

OH SHIT IM DUMPING IT
Hell yeah fuck yeah I feel like bogging him
Alright that's tight, what it's like to profit this

Bear market shot down your chart like a hellish flame
Choke on the wreckage exhale your acceptance
Permabulls are so fucking weird
Trying to lighten the mood over here
But they can't cause the wall's way too sheer
My red candle dropping zeros so hard you call me a seer

Lower highs and lower lows
Fuck what you thought thought summer meant
This bubble popping I slammed my dick in it
Sell while you can or bleed like the damned
Ain't a chart zoomed out enough to catch this
Knife straight to zero, no more heroes
Satoshi is dead and you swim in red

TAKING BULLTARDS DOWN
ALL I SEE ARE CANDLES
FOMOBRAINS TRYING TO GET A HANDLE
STUDY THE CHARTS THIS IS THE MEGABART

OH SHIT IM DUMPING IT

>>54924146
See you tomorrow Nick

>>54924146
You cannot prove 4chan isn't 95% a.i and bots

if u are reading this pls be my future wife

>>54924492
The two angry retards
>Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500 anon
>Myeloma "copper toxic" anon

>>54924454
/pol/ chad's. we won

>>54924177
I've been posting here for 15 years and I've probably made 10 threads in that length of time.

This guy doesn't know I'm the only person buying his shit but with different names and addresses

>>54926506
Easily 90% of those threads are 1pbtid or very early engagement, or threads that ask stupid shit "is race mixing based?" 100 times a month

>>54924300
you've been in this shithole for over a year now, you can't do anything but complain about your bags like me who's a whiny bitch because I still don't win shit at Poolparty

>>54926778
>Easily 90% of those threads are 1pbtid or very early engagement, or threads that ask stupid shit "is race mixing based?" 100 times a month
You mean unlike the board that is currently, and coincidentally, being jeet spammed with endless sonicpepemonkeyanus coins at precisely call centre start time o'clock?

>>54924146
if it was about milk or farts it WASNT ME and if you find out it was me it was ALL IRONIC POSTING nothing I said was a anything more than MEMES no I haven't dranketh of a bath of milk pourn from the finest <acceptably aged female according to roasties> year old harem all impregnated BY ME

>>54927344
Yes but /pol/ is like that 24/7 exceptions being major jewish holidays or that one week when they implemented new captcha system

>>54926548
time for thread 11 sir

>>54924146
>10 people
>people

>>54924146
Statistically 5 of them came from reddit in 2021 and never left, 2 of them came from /pol/ during the 2020 pandemic, and 2 of them are sad midwit oldfags that never made it, and 1 is a slavjeet spamming shitcoins

>>54927326
Are you trying to say there's a party in your pool and I'm invited?

Essentially, there is only one of us: (You).

>>54924492
>VW Cityfag
I'm pretty sure that's that 105 IQ meth head from a few months ago who would make the "live in a $12k shack bro" threads.

>>54924146
90% bots and shills, 10% real people with a brain

>>54924146
Yes

>>54931315
Brainanon here

>>54924726
YEAH KAS

>>54924191
Schizophrenia

f

>>54924146
there are more than 10 ids here

>>54924146
>I'm talking to the same 10 people on here aren't I
not really, i post as person 2, 4 and 5.

Yup most of them are ESL fucking niggers who bounce between /pol/ and /biz/ begging nonstop or trying to get suckers to give them money, when that fails they pull presale scams and rugpulls.
Fucking cancer this whole board.

>>54934421
dude you're so mad running around every thread posting these. quit foaming at the mouth and get a life

Yes, and 9 or 10 of them don't believe me when I tell them what's going to happen them and their families.

>Every LINK thread is filled with screetching brain damaged fud

This seems like a good meta thread to complain about this. It's ridiculous really

>>54934461
Posted it in one other thread Lebanon you fucking beggar, you really hate the spotlight being shown on you, makes sense because you're likely the cancerous fucking nigger than ruins every thread.
Then you beg when you know jannies are sleeping and you do it on /pol/ as well.
You're the influx of /pol/ drama that came from 2021, I hope your fake dad dies on his fake cpap machine some stupid nigger "bought" for you.
Kill yourself, mods you're just as complicit in this fuckery for not fully ranging this nigger years ago.

>>54934491
Another /pol/ schizo spammer.
Go to /pol/ and you'll see all this stupid fucking niggers posting there as well then come here and beg