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>WE'RE LOOKING FOR A TEAM PLAYER!!!!!

>> No.54924352
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>>54924302
I can smell the autism

>> No.54924413

>>54924302
t. Not a team player

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>Tell me what you like to do outside of work

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>WE NEED A NODE.JS NINJA

>> No.54924607

>>54924302
when they say they are looking for a rockstar, wtf do they mean?

>> No.54924954

>>54924607
They're looking to see if you're creative and have sex with minors

>> No.54924964

>>54924607
They're looking for a colossal rock whose mass is almost sufficient to initiate a nuclear fusion reaction.

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>>54924302
>professionally incentivize cloud-ready manufactured products

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EMPEROR ZERG

>> No.54925149

>>54924444
well deserved quads.
I have walked out of interviews with dipshit faggots that said this.
which is fine because anyone that says that won't pay shit.
for real, made me seethe. good on ya.

>> No.54925283

>See manager I'm gonna be interviewing with
>It's black/beans/woman
>Tell HR I have an emergency I have to attend to

>> No.54925291

>>54925149
>which is fine because anyone that says that won't pay shit.
THIS.

If you hear
>ninja
>rockstar
>wizard
>dynamo
RUN

>> No.54925328

>>54924607
It’s code for “we’re looking for someone that isn’t on the autism spectrum, knows how to interact with their coworkers in a friendly and engaging manner, and lastly, is reasonably competent at performing the listed job duties.”

>> No.54925344

>>54924302
> HIT THE GROUND RUNNING

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>>54925283
or tell them "i m surprise to see a real person. Since tech companies are starting to replace HR with chatGPT i barely talk to anybody" https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/05/ibm-pauses-hiring-around-7800-roles-that-could-be-replaced-by-ai/

>> No.54925614

>>54925328
>try to weed out autists
>end up being replaced by algorithms, the final form of autism
unlucky

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>>54924302

No.

>> No.54925785

>>54924607
It means they're looking for someone stupid or desperate enough to competently do the job of 3 people for pennies on the dollar.