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buy SQQQ

protip: if you're going to come from reddit to troll /smg/, don't post your doxx
>long PLTR

>>54914163
>metadata from 2016 reveals current location
retard alert

>>54914163
let them

>>54914177
Property records are public.

>>54914194
>property records
that lead you to a voting booth? Wow im fucking terrified.

>futures

>>54914163
what is the tl;dr for those of us who are not following every thread

>>54914208
That dude is lucky he walked away with just a scratch. What a moron.

Look at me
I am the futures now

>>54914246
i wish she were my future

>Millions of illegal immigrants about to zerg rush the USA
>$1.2 million for each black Californian
>More billions sent to Ukraine
>USA could maybe default on its debt

Ok give it to me straight anons; Are we fucked or not?

sell SQQQ

>>54914153
whens our time, soxl bros?

>>54914246
I enjoy anime girls and shorting the s&p and nasdaq.

>>54914246
I prefer big titty ones more

>>54914177
>metadata
They have your current metadata and location too. But not from any you posted here. They just have it already don't ask me how

PRAA has me spooked. Fannie/Freddie had similar giga misses in the run up to '08 and making $$ on nonconforming loans is their specialty. I really don't want to pull my money out but DAMN, not much looks good now.

>>54914356
the glowniggers have everyones data, that isnt anything new. They have yours too. I'm not a threat to glowniggers, because I am not retarded. If somehow my actual metadata got by and people wanted to see whats up, I am happy to oblige.

bros i think i might have a shot

>>54914370
Well now everyone else has it too lol.

>>54914409
Wow. Imagine if I gave a fuck.

>>54914416
Soon. :^)

>>54914409
>>54914416
just kiss already, you virgins

Thoughts on upcoming cpi?
Was 5% last month....forecast is 5% again....so if it's 5 or under that's good.......shouldn't be hard to match last month imo.....keep in mind the last 7 readings have seen a drop, I think it will be 4.8

>>54914430
There’s that republicuck attitude the entire nation adores

>>54914330
Already peaked for the year. We're accidentally forward looking past the 2025 recovery into the subsequent 2026 crash.

>>54914442
Keep it up, faggot. I suggest walking away from /smg/ and forgetting that this ever happened.

>>54914362
What the Christ is that chart? How do you lose 30% in a day when you're a company of repo men?

>>54914456
Or what, you’ll do something horrible to someone you don’t even know?

Test

>>54914465
Right!? If even they're taking huge losses then I don't see things getting better any time soon.

here's the thing
japanese women.

>>54914153
So calls or puts for DIS? It seems that the reason their down us because DeSantis is being an absolute faggot. There's no reason why earnings would be down right?

>>54914441
I’m blown away how stubborn it is. With jobs way stronger than expected I’m betting 4.9 with core cpi down 0.1. Wish we would follow Spain.

>>54914498
I heard somewhere that Disney bringing back some meal plan is a surefire sign of recession and plunging park demand.

Disney just brought back that meal plan.

>>54914498
Politics rarely impacts stocks. If it it did pol wouldn’t be the saddest poorest faggots on the Internet.

>>54914494
absolutely based
fucking based
fucking absolutely based
BASED
FUCKING
BASED

>>54914342
short and cunning
based

you could call it based

>futures

I asked chatgpt to give me some entry conditions to look for in a trading strategy.

>>54914578
Well done. I love chatgpt but find it next to useless when it comes to finance. This is the most helpful thing I’ve seen.

apple fall from tree

What are you the most bullish on right now?

>>54914494
GIVE ME NIP POOPA

>>54914153
Literally me. Except for talking to a woman.

fat fuck

>futures

https://youtu.be/QsZLmKYGVp8

>>54914659
that was really uncalled for anon

Holy fuck german CPI still above 7.

Norway 6,4, after 6,5 last month.
Norway ppi -15,3% after -21,9% last month.
They are getting DRAINED by their corporations, holy fuck, how is that legal?

>Yellen is calling CEOs personally to warn on US debt ceiling, per Reuters.
sound and resilient

>>54914770
Because the more money people make, the more corporations raise prices because people are fucking stupid and will spend more the more they make. If you give the average person that makes $50k a year, a 100k salary he will just double his spending. Well, double the spending of his after tax income.

Let it be known, I know i'm not here as much as I used to be, but I will always be here. Many of us are outcasts so to speak and we find solace in this small community. Most of us, if not all of us, suffer from some sort of addiction. We are all in this together. I'm tired. But i'll never stop fighting to make it, and i'm bringing all of you with me. Some of you don't have any friends, but you can always consider me your one friend until the day I die. And if I die, I'll still watch over you it the next life. I've beaten almost all of my addictions. Cocaine, opiates, benzos, marijuana, but the one addiction I cannot seem to kick is alcohol. I guess i'm typing this because if I don't get the strength to defeat alcoholism, i'm probably not going to be around much longer. 14 years i've been dealing with this shit. The devil certainly exists, and he comes in a can. Anyway, thanks for listening to my drunk rant. I'm just having a hard time in life right now.

https://youtu.be/9EKi2E9dVY8

>>54914809
love you long time john-chan, i think about you, dont die to the liquid jew

>>54914822
I don't really want to speak on it any further after this post. I just had to get that off my chest. I've told my family and friends about how out of control i've become and they just laugh it off. That was 7 years ago. I reached out for help one time and now i'm scared to do it again because of it.

>>54914857
cold turkey, 1 week, starting now. you’ve made this anon laugh countless times. health is the best investment

>vix
Finna be heemed tomorrow

>>54914770
Eurpoors gave up on fighting inflation

>>54914857
we dont want you to die, we have to go to las vegas for the /smg/ meetup. get some help john, imagine the bull market get reignited and you arent present

urope is crashing dxy

Yields...

>>54914857

Don't go to any liquor store or gas stations it will only tempt you, and if you have to have food delivered so you don't go into any store and see any beer

>>54914246
Man

>>54915048
Based nightly yields poster.

The moment this girl is on her but on a normal curve is the moment US dips into a deep recession

>>54914809
Switch to whisky and take sips throughout the day. Just enough to stave off cravings. Ever clear also works.

>>54914370
>I'm not a threat to glowniggers
Why even post on 4chan?
Daily reminder read mein kampf

>>54914982
As I did on the ECB. And I still didn't go long. For the next time I know.

this week 3900

>>54915090
apparently the average time afte ryield curve inversion for a recession start is 15.1 months. That's a long time! Hard to imagine

>>54915227
I would appreciate that. This crab is taking forever to crack. I worry that I will lose patience before it does and then get a worse entry.

What's happening in Europe?

>>54914809
I've been an addict for years. The oxy's and heroin got me when I was younger, but I kicked that habit. The past 8 years or so it's been the drinking. Last year I cut my drinking down to three days a week. This year I moved to two days a week which I'm proud of. Next year I'll cut it down to one. We're gonna make it.

>>54915282
stagflation

>>54914770
And yet the banks refuse to raise rates above 3%... holy mother of kek. They seem to forgotten rates were significantly higher just 15-20 years ago and people were fine... oh wait but that's people, not businesses.
Corporations are using inflation as a means to get more and more money since they can just "blame the inflation", never mind that it's like 10% while the prices were increased by 30-50%. Essentially, it boils down to what this guy has written >>54914793
Soon we will be getting into the "discount" phase where corpos slash their prices by like 10% and people will praise them for being so generous, never mind that they have already increased their earnings by 50%. And so the cycle will continue. It will only and always be more expensive, and people will only and always keep consuming
Plus ECB are bussies

>>54915289
Anything else?

>>54915329
we will freeze to death next winter. this time for real

Any reason for the slight drop in futures?

>>54915296
I hope with the new youth this will change. Some can be obnoxiously green, but in the end they are right. We don't need new products every year. I buy second hand, computer, monitor, laptop, even clothing if not for serious occassions or jackets (leather). And there is a shift to second hand now even more due to high prices of first hand. They can fuck off with their price hikes. Not buying, except food.

>>54915332
german cpi shows stagflation and swedens industrial production is going to shit.
doesn't look good for US cpi print later

>>54915331
Have you invested in comfy blankets to counteract this?

>>54915344
Yeah but the service sector is outweighing it all. It's fuckin insane how much that has grown in terms of earnings. That will remain sticky for a long time unless people as a whole get into a state of depression which won't happen for a long time, especially with additional wage increases later this year

>>54915048
I'm sorry but wtf is this curve
>unironically

I’ve been splitting my money half hysa half sp500 with the intention of buying a house in 2-3 years. Is there a smarter way? I figured if the market takes off I shave off some time

>>54915382
Is ur question what is the yield curve or why is it fucked?

Thoughts on upcoming cpi?
Was 5% last month....forecast is 5% again....so if it's 5 or under that's good.......shouldn't be hard to match last month imo.....keep in mind the last 7 readings have seen a drop, I think it will be 4.8

>>54914441
>>54915400
bot?

>>54915400
I think 5,3. April data was for march. March was when the oil spike happened last year. Which is why CPI suddenly dropped by 1 point.

April Oil was lower., may it accelerated again, but that would be June data.

>>54915421
No, Didn't realise I posted it before

>>54915382
You'd prefer if it looked like this? Nah man, that's boring

>>54915434
How? They're both character-for-character identical.

>>54915430
What the fuck are you waffling on about

>>54915443
I saved it on my clipboard to ask several times through out the day

>>54915430
Useless all of you. Now how many brings and bongs till the cpi is released?

>>54915446
Nothing, just buy

>>54915462
3 hours 30 minutes from now

>>54915462
So they expect same as last time....well atleast the bar is low....it's bad if the expectations are too optimistic....going by the trend over the last year it should at the very least match this

>>54915462
just buy

I really believe CVNA is going to go crazy again today. It is refusing to sell off after a very impressive rally

>>54915462
This is gonna be so incredibly bullish, bros. My gold is gonna explode

>>54915476
>>54915477
>>54915482
>>54915503
This is the estimated market movement. I forget what happened last time, only that I didn't get as heemed as I thought

>1 month treasury yield
>5.788%
It's over.

>>54915554
I stand with 5,3. Besides, even if it was lower. There won't be cuts. The fed will want to achieve 2% "in a timely manner" and most certainly in a "stable manner", meaning, they don't want inflation to hit 2% once and then immediately cut rates heavily. The goal has to be to hit 2% for several months. JPOW will not risk another inflation explosion. And this is what will happen if they cut. He will never go below 3% ever again, at least not JPOW.

Carvana is a goldmine

>>54915554
Kek, bears basically loose no matter what

core cpi 0.6% MoM
limit down

>>54915615
Yes, we will be let loose.

>>54915561
Someone explain why anyone would buy a 10Y paying 3% and not just roll these forward? Confusing AF. Is the short term higher rate just reflecting the risk of the US cucks defaulting?

We're pumping today.
Go ahead and archive this statement via your computing device's screenshot technology

>>54915722
no

predict today's inflation print anons

>>54915769
5,3-5.5% headline
core 5,3-5.4%

>>54915769
5% headline
core 5.4%

>>54915769
4.6
4.9 c

>>54915769
4.9 headline

>>54915793
>>54915800

kekw

>>54915793
>>54915800
extreme mumutard cope
the rage will start soon

>>54915704
Because they expect rates to fall soon

>>54914153
I don't get it

I really do get a laugh at the conspiracies and scooby-doo esque things freshman bros say in threads like these and reddit.

Somehow still sound like most slept through Finance 201 and retaking it for the 3rd time?

>Literally works at a BB in IB

>>54915922
Is anyone else shocked on the move with CVNA? if it gets over 12$ today it’s straight to 16 maybe even 20 as shorts cover more. Recent data showed 69% of float short

>day 63 of holding SQQQ
today is the day

>>54915979
>holding
stopped reading right there

>>54915954
Think of this context, that's like asking if you saw José in Houston. Never even heard of CVNA.

>>54915979
>up 0.55% premarket
today's the day

>>54915388
why is it looking like that? It shouldn't work.

>>54915922
namefag

okay anons
Predict today's market open

>>54916039
Red,green after cpi,Blood before close

>>54916029
its a play on words "fin major" bro

>>54916060
Did I ask?

Last month I asked here how Trade Republic calculates the interest on non-invested money every month, and I got a pretty good answer from someone, explaining they calculate it daily and then pay it out at the end of the money for the entire month.

This month I have done my own calculation again and I am 0.03€ off from the calculation Trade Republic did, so clearly I still don't fully understand it.
I assume they pay 2% divided by 365 (days in a year), which is 1/18250 but I am probably wrong about that

How is UVIX lower than UVXY today? I thought their holding were the same, except UVIX is 2x leveraged

BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LADIMIR, TOSS SUM FOKKING NOOKS

>>54915922
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Is Wisdom Tree a solid ETF provider? I think they're big enough, but they're not top-5 too-big-to-fail big either. They have an ETF that I'm interested in and have access to in my country, which isn't the case for the big 5.

>>54916055

>red green red red green then red
Are you autistic?

Just say red day or green day

>>54916113
I’d say it may be the worst day of all time

>>54916067
it was me.
I think the german rate year is 360 days.
"act/360 – Eurozinsmethode, französische Zinsmethode"

>>54916067
is it really calendar days or trading days?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trading_day?useskin=vector

Anons, are there any subscription services worth paying for? I mostly want to keep up with the current news regarding the market, and want to know about what I should expect when it comes to earnings.
Would greatly appreciate if you lads/fags could help this retard out a bit.

Also, 'luv chubby gals. Simply 'as. Fuck you faggots.

>>54914153
trest

>>54916175

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

my sides

>>54916169
>>54916146
he's right that it's 360 base but thats because of the type of interest being paid though, not the calendar type

Is today going to be extremely over, or kinda over?

Diamond hands $SBB bros we can't let the shorts win

>>54916067
Also, what are they paying interest on and to whom? Is it a debt obligation etc, not sure what you mean

>>54916238
dead by daylight

>>54915048
this is the first time i've invested during a rising rates environment, is there anyway of knowing how high long term bonds will go? Like when the rates peak will they hit 5%-5.5% as well?

2023 will become my year, just watch me

>>54916243
On your uninvested account balance. It's a (neo-)broker. You send money from your bank to it and then you can buy stocks. The money that's not used for stocks and lays idle on the account will be subject to interest. Payout is monthly of the interest is monthly. Rate is 2%

Realistically, it's over

>>54916254
Literally almost half the year’s already gone by

>>54916089
get a grip, this is a thread on the internet. How could a comment rile you up so bad

10% yoy inflation
Check 'em

>>54916259
I see, thank you for the context. I thought you were talking about a random company or something

@54916271
>he doesn't know
>namefag

>>54916270
exactly

Am I the only one that’s been taking this bear market to just casually collect super cheap dividend payers for my IRA? I just haven’t seen anything worth gambling on other than miners and even those have been about as hit/miss as your average shitcoin

>>54916275
It sucks ass that I have to invest all my money just to break even on inflation & get a few pennies

>>54916287
why not get 5% plus in treasuries and mm accounts?
dividend copers are weird

>>54916287
I went in hard on the reit index after it dumped way down. They are mostly mid caps but slowly becoming huge companies

>>54916271
It’s the same angry spurger shitting up every other thread.
Rocker you’re a funny guy and seem fairly genuine on your vids. The alcohol Jew is definitely a beast to conquer.

>>54916287
I'm about to transfer an old 401k of mine into my roth IRA & max out my contribution

>>54916266
not over until it has the anime girl is upside down on it

>>54916287
>super cheap dividend payers
I'm not big on divvies, which one did you pick?

>>54916319
anime girl will be face down after this stage, not upside down

>>54916266
Someone come up with a replacement for douki
that bitch already won

>>54916276
It's germany's most popular neobroker. Mainly for the phone. I hate it. They also have a webversion, but got damn it is slow and fucks your computer (bad pc, but other brokers or markets don't cause these problems). You can't make lists, but only have one favorite list that changes daily by the performance, so good luck finding something fast from that list. You pretty much have to search everytime in the search section.

divvy posters deserve the rope

>>54916337
This

Do you guys think the banking collapse is over?

Tech pumping into the cpi read. They must have gotten advanced notice

CVNA looks so fucking good look at that chart

>>54916349
tech is a hedge for market right now
It's retarded. It's also bearish

I had a dream last night about TLT and to buy more.

>>54916354
With absolutely no explanation for why it's fucking pumping.

>>54916390
Based & "it came to me in a vision" pilled

For some reason I think it's gonna pump. And that's bad for me.

>you'll no longer be paid to ask people what they want to order
Should I feel bad? I kind of don't

>>54916321
VZ being one I’ve been focusing on the most right now, as well as QSR here and there. QSR my logic is thinking that with automation being more and more inevitable, pushing wagies out will only lead to more profits. And at .50 or so per share given every quarter or so, it could be a good long term hold. VZ just seems to have not had any real upward growth either. They’re not going anywhere and they’re not exactly terrible as far as how cash flow is concerned. O just very little at a time because REITs could take an inevitable giga shit at any moment but they’ll always pay out.

I'm too scared to check my portfolio... I went all in on OXY before close... please be green...

SLIZZURP THAT NASDAQ

>>54916390
I often have Deja-Vu. Quite frightening, especially when you trade. Always makes me stop. Trying to figure out if I can "remember" what's going to happen next on the market/chart, but can't. But the feeling is almost always negative.

>>54916253
the best you get is the Fed's dotplot which has something akin to this prediction on it, but that will change from FOMC to FOMC.

>>54916410
AI burgerflipper when?

>>54916412
Why would you buy oxy? You know that Buffet has some preferred stock thst pays something crazy like 8% dividends, right?

>>54916418
I'm debating going long on EDV when we finally hit the peak

>>54916410
I haven't had fast food in a few months, & honestly I don't think I'll ever be buying that slop again.
>5 for a micchicken
>go to Walmart & buy a pack of chicken patties for $10 instead
Yeah no thanks

>>54914505
>follow spain into hyperinflation because I'm really down on SOXL

>>54916410
This is unironically great. People working at fast food restaurants have been so shit the last 3 years I believe none of them should be employed.

>>54916412
premarket is -1,44%, 53,18 Euros. Using a german broker where you can trade pre and aftermarket

>>54916348

(((Zions)))

>>54916349
Nasdaq futures are flat?

>>54916410
See >>54916411 I knew I wasn’t wrong to be thinking that.

>>54916434
Unfortunately you're probably right. I'm 24 & most people my generation just aren't capable of working. I don't know what's wrong with them.
Literally nothing stopping people from going to a factory & getting a starting pay of $20+/hour without a HS diploma

I moved the furniture in my office today. That is all I have done so far. I will leave early today, because the waether is nice. Have a nice day anon.

>>54916459
>Unfortunately you're probably right. I'm 24 & most people my generation just aren't capable of working. I don't know what's wrong with them.
they dont buy the narrative that wageslavery is worth it

>>54916452
If they could automate the food making process you could have a completely autonomous fast food building.

Which lets be fair, minimum wage jobs should have always been reserved for what... high school kids doing part time jobs? The left wing never fucking shuts up about the minimum wage and has given this impression that its a huge part of our economy.

There are at least 1.1 million Americans on minimum wage. That's barely 1.4% of all HOURLY employees let alone the entire labor market. Yet it's become this huge stupid fucking debate. No sorry, this cold hard reality is that you shouldn't be able to raise a family on minimum wage. Hell, you shouldn't be able to LIVE on minimum wage. Taking orders, bagging groceries, these should be what teenagers are doing to learn the bare minimum of work ethic and responsibility. Not grown ass adults who never wanted to contribute to society in a meaningful way

>>54916293
Yeah at this level of treasuries divies are pretty stupid. Way too much risk for paltry payouts.

>>54916483
The difference is that you are able to go long on divys or reits etc exactly because short term investors have dumped them. Reits especially are setting record levels of income, mainly real estate cause pay up renties lol, and yet they are at record lows

>>54916410
Good. Tired of how fucking awful drive throughs have been the last few years. Some fat teen handing you an Ipad to do the transaction yourself, prompting you for a tip.

>>54916146
Thank you again friend, it was 360 days, now my calculations are correct.
>>54916169
>>54916219
>>54916243
thank you

>>54916282
lel I knew he was an absolute newfag from the way he talked

>>54916493
Yeah, or you lose a ton like intel dumping. Corporate bonds and divies need to start paying a premium now if they want to attract investment.

>>54916493
>>54916483
Like check this out, INVH is the biggest owner of single family homes they rent out. Their income growth has been insane partly because of inflation.

CPI will be 5.7. Trips confirms it.

CPI in 5 mins?

>>54916474
I'm painting my miniatures this fine morning after making my kids breakfast and letting out the chickens. I'm still billing my client full hours for my time.

>>54916479
And what would be if there were no teenagers who want to do the job? Or they aren't reliable? What if you still need 50% of these people to be adults, to ensure a stable working environment.

You think teenagers are gong to CLEAN? It's almost always adults who do cleaning.

>>54916479
I rarely ever go within spitting distance of a fast food place, but those order screens are in a lot of those places, and that’s cut the need significantly for someone to operate a cash register. You have to assume that it won’t be much longer before complete automation of the food making process happens, in which case they only need to hire a maintenance guy to hang around in case shit needs to get fixed.

Plus you have to consider that Americans will ALWAYS try to find a way to stay fat and happy. It’s a good reason why trying to find the cheapest entry possible in fast food can be an excellent long term play.

>>54916513
Yeah that looks pretty good. But still not much of a pay out so far. About a 1.04 per year. Not really exciting for how much theyre making.

>>54915890
They are subservient to this man because they need a place to live. He is the son of their dwelling and thus must hand his maiden over for fear of being kicked out.

Quick cpi prediction.....I say 5.1........

start taking bets on CPI NOW!

>>54916526
>You think teenagers are gong to CLEAN? It's almost always adults who do cleaning.
Are you going to pretend mobbing floors is hard
Is that what we're doing right now

>>54916522
dubs are enough

>>54914246

i give you free 1 min nasdaq TA in exchange for more boobies

We'll be pumping on whatever CPI is that's the only thing I'm sure of

5.8
>5.8
5.8
>5.8
5.8
>5.8
5.8
>5.8

>>54915954
It hit >$13 yesterday. Let’s hope it pumps further.

>>54916537
0.6 mom
5.1 yoy

>>54916546
dont jinx it you motherfucker

>>54916525
>letting out the chickens.
remember anon
the Jews fear you

10 PERCENT INFLATION
SELL SELL SELL

>>54916525
40k? AoS?
I want to start an AoS army

>>54916569

aaaa 1 min left

>>54916546
>We'll be pumping on whatever CPI is that's the only thing I'm sure of
probably. these motherfuckers refuse to stop buying. there's this retarded "be greedy when others are fearful" bullshit going on because everyone expects a recession

>>54916540
it's not hard. It's that teenagers won't do it in a professional manner.

>>54916513
A very basic look shows 600 million shares outstanding with 95% institutional ownership. I haven’t seen anything that shows their historical payouts as far as their yield goes but it’s about on par with what O would pay out versus what they’re valued at right now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

its worse than we could imagine. -3% inflation

DUMP

I love inflation

>>54916573
Heroquest (original with all expansions, long term painting project), and some Warcry warbands

>>54916593
>no I won't back downnnn
>I will stand my ground

bobo is kill

Core CPI (MoM) (Apr) 0.4% 0.4% 0.4%
Core CPI (YoY) (Apr) 5.5% 5.5% 5.6%
CPI (MoM) (Apr) 0.4% 0.4% 0.1%
CPI (YoY) (Apr) 4.9% 5.0% 5.0%

what are the inflation numbers?

boring

core 5,5. GG
HIGHER FOR LONGER

>>54916605
0.4% MoM core inflation is bad news
day ends red

>>54916607
THE GOOD GUYS WIN
THE GOOD GUYS WIN

GOLD RALLYES WTF

>inflation "falls" to 4.9%
i don't understand why this isn't terrible news. It's over twice as high as the target.

>>54916619
>as expected is bad news
just bobo logic

>>54916615
5.5 core YoY? holy shit
LOL

>>54916607
What does this mean

told you homos we're pumping today

>>54916624
its 0.1% better than """expected"""
BUY BUY BUY

>inflation down 0.000000001%

Buy reddit buyyyyy buyyy

>>54916540
i remember when i was 18 and had my first job, my boss made fun of me for how i used a broom stick to sweep the floor.
it stuck in my memory because even though he made fun of me, he didnt actually show me how to do it correctly, so i just kept doing it wrong, probably.. he was kind of an idiot but he was also a cool guy, and a bit racist.

0.1% decrease in YoY and look at the madness of market participants

>5.5% core inflation
holy fucking shit

>>54916628
you're forgetting the market hasn't priced in sticky core inflation yet
they will, though
oh, they will

>>54916607
>>54915554
Guess we pump

>>54916642
throw em a bone, it's /smg/ peasant edition anyway

>>54916628
I still don't get how we could pivot with these numbers, but yeah, they were almost on point. Will squeez a few hedges and that's it, back to snib.

Nice headline pump, but it means nothing. Headline will increase in June/July, or at least will stay at 5%.

>inflation is now crabbing

>core inflation is officially higher than the interest rate
this should scare all of you

>>54916664
Jpow needs to go higher for longer. Lemme load up on 30 yr bonds paying 5-6%.

>>54915554
>if we set the inflation bar low, we have to go up!
Not buying your bags sorry.

holy shit gold is putting in candles on the 1m

My physical silver is doing a little sumthin'

>>54916664
Lol
Prices are increasing though...

INFLATION IS ONLY 5% BUY BUY BUY

>>54916673
powell will not pivot until unless something breaks really close to FOMC
it's a fact

>>54915800
I said this and I was right

These 2 25bps hikes were a mistake. Headline is so low because of the difference of OIL from march-april-may-june last year to now. Headline will be important in July/august again.

Core CPI is unskewed and it's horribly bad.

>>54916695
I think so too. And to restore reputation to the fed theyll overhike and leave it there so everyone trusts them again.

>>54916698
good thing the Fed cares about headline inflation amirite?

>>54916701
the 25 rate hikes led to core inflation catching up with the interest rate and now surpassing it

>>54916410
Damn what are all the hispanics going to do now?

inflation is too high and labor is still tight. Same thing as two fuckin years ago. Didn't raise the benchmark nearly fast enough. Garbage fed.

Nooooo hyperinflation was going to get trump reelected! Stop the count!

sirs how can i redeem my sqqq

ANd look at OIL. It's pumping on low headline. How are you going to beat inflation if with every time these fucks think they will cut rates they pump everything back up?

>>54916704
The core matched estimates anyway?

>>54916717
Anyone who knows history should have known that the fed will always try and cope that THIS TIME it's different and free cheap money won't fuck everything

It's gonna be like 2 years before we get under 3% inflation...

>>54916704
>good thing the Fed cares about headline inflation amirite?
they care about a lot of indicators especially PCE

>>54916717
Plus they bailed out the banks and threw the money printers back on. Fucking failures. It's hyperinflation time

>>54916723
>How are you going to beat inflation if with every time these fucks think they will cut rates they pump everything back up
Demand destruction.

>>54916725
right. the point is the market hasn't priced in that core inflation is sticky and the Fed's job is not even close to being done
you will realize this in 2-3 months if not sooner

>>54916725
The problem is that the core is still bad. Like really bad. It hasn't been this high since the 1970s and 80s

So much cope in this thread

holy shit

apropos of nothing, i just wanted to mention that i hate 0dte niggers

So is it over or not

>>54916722
>down 2.6% premarket already
just buy more for when shit hits the fan

>>54916717
>Didn't raise the benchmark nearly fast enough
they need to start raising 100 bps each then slow the pace meeting by meeting

>>54916756
We're about to see if 5% interest rates can beat 5.5% core inflation just because the fed really really really wants it to

>>54916736
sticky inflation is different than hyperinflation. hyperinflation is a meme. we're not going to have 100%+ inflation ever.

Such a strong pump. But why?

>>54916756
Maybe, does this help?

>numbers hit expectations
>inflation hasn't gotten better
>futures are green
yep, still retarded

CVNA GONNA RUN TODAY LFG

DAY 4

>>54916772
>Such a strong pump. But why?
estimated 5.0
Reported 4.9
that's why

>>54916772
inflation is bad, but its not worse.

>>54916784
>core inflation is now higher than inflation
>"But this is what we expected so its totally fine!"

>>54916772
Because doomer bears are retards.

>>54916772
fake out

When the fed says they want inflation at 2% they mean core inflation, right? The important stuff. Not some volatle bullshit headline, right?.. right?

If we finish green today then it proves fidelity hiring niggers was a mistake.

Oil still pumping. No refill for Biden, kek.

>>54916831
Soon enough they'll blow up another bank to bait some fresh WTI shorters.

>>54916813
yes, specifically core pce

>>54916583
Yes, we seem to have reached the point where the contrarian move is to do the obvious. Strange times.

we did it
we beat inflation

The truth is as long as most of retail is short we will keep pumping, isn‘t it

How big of a deal is .1% lower

>>54916863
Gold tells a different story.

banking

>>54916875
gold isn't even real tho

>>54916864
yes, we will crab until you run out of money to short

silly bears, i told you about the $2.99 eggs

core inflation still being gay, why are people celebrating

>>54916873
Nothing when it's all on the back of energy. Nobody of these twitter fags has yet posted an analysis on why headline fell, but it gotta be that.

accept the clown market
love the clown market
be the clown market
WE GAAN

https://www.bls.gov/cpi/
All energy, not food, or all items.

>>54916863
>0.4 mom
>expectation May 0.4 mom

We did what?

LMAO, don't look at cocoa. The new solid oil.

>>54916930
qrd?

>Hey anon how are you?
>...
>Haven't you heard?? We are officially out of bear market territory!...yay!... and that CPI print was veery reassuring!!
>Kys? Anon w-what?
>Anoooon? Helloooooooo?

test

open ze market
my UFAB doing something

It's a bear market for DXY

>>54916954
plane crash meme, we gaan is dutch or something for we're going
google the flight number and read the wikipedia article if you want more than that

more pages for longer

Inflation beaten and not at all wreckless crabbing, 2% target almost reached

As long as the economy crumbles marginally slower than 'expected' then the stock market charges higher. lol

Looks like JXN investors finally learned how hedging works.

deleting

Makes me furious that nobody is talking about CVNA and the extreme potential it has to print money

>>54917011
try UFAB fren

>>54916990
check
>>54916939
all energy, in July-September this will change heavily.

>sold soxl at 14.19 and its now 14.45
i need to learn to let a stock run. bear market has traumatized me into selling instantly when im green.

Should I call it a day?
Suppose it is recommended to sell when you are at -7%

>>54917031
profit is profit my dude

>>54916681
inflation's effect on prices is an exponential function.

>>54916990
yes, finally someone understands
economy saved
thank you jerome

Missed the near 40 point pre-market move on the ES and only scalped 5 ticks on a contract. I set my stop too tight and could've gotten a full 3 points. Market is going to gap up big at open

im too scared to open twitter

I'm just not gonna bake.

>>54917045
That’s very bad for prices.

>>54916976
how do i trade dxy?

>>54917077
forex pairs.

/smg/ is finally over
never was there a more bullish market signal

>>54917088
Checked. Fuck all fidelity niggers

>WYNN
why didn't it pump damnit...

i hate this market so much. also we're on page 4. don't bake until we're at page 10 or already 404.

>>54917088
i'm glad i outlived it

>UFAB
the fuck?

market still thinking a pivooot is coming and trying to force Powell's hand even though it's failed at this for the past year

Wtf next CPI is on rate hike day again? So they will AGAIN use old data (may data instead june)? How will they justify holding with core decreasing only by 0,1?

>>54917143
He can't pivot. Look at what's happening if they only think he would pivot. Inflation would never go back to 2%. This market simply doesn't understand it. The state should actually interfere, cause it's obvious it's rich people and banks who are fuckn the economy and people with this bullshit.

Test

wish we would go up or down more significantly. this mr snibbin is boring.

based janny
>>54917166
i know, anon. i just don't get how the juden market doesn't get it.

>>54917155
jannie has been waiting like a hawk to nuke the new thread

>>54917178
>>54917178
>>54917178

>>54917181
based janny nuke this one too
keep nuking it until they get it and also give them a 3 day

>>54917148
>"We are waiting for the full effects of the rate hikes to work through the system, in the past it has been delayed and we don't want to hike too fast too soon. Initial data seems promising and we will continue to monitor the situation and use our tools to aim for a 2% inflation goal."
See easy, give me a banker job, I can do this shit. Oh forgot the best part:
>"WHOA BLACK BETTY." Mic drop. "No questions."

>>54917155

>>54917220
But when? In a timely manner?

>>54917246
they never say when, it's part of the magic

>WYNN dumped at open
What the fuck