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54910123 No.54910123 [Reply] [Original]

Oh no Linkies, what's wrong? Is everything alright?

>> No.54910138

>>54910123
MEV mafia insider here

We will keep suppressing Link for another decade just to make the cuckolds seethe

>> No.54910145

>>54910123
linkies busy seething in the corner

>> No.54910180 [DELETED] 

>>54910138
All proceeds will go to marketing the new JaredLink $JLINK token

>> No.54910281

>>54910123
>>54910138
>makes up gay larp about being people of importance
>sitting in his cumstained boxers in his parents basement
>making larp posts online to make the sad depression of being a lonely eternal virgin with no friends
>this makes the pain go away for a few seconds til the harsh reality of loneliness and being unloved by everyone hits again

>> No.54910286

>>54910123
fuck u, MEV mafia baronfag
dont u have enough money already
just let link moon

>> No.54910325

why do link bagholders think chainlink can do anything about mev?
solving mev incentives can only be done on the chain itself
private mempools and mev burning are far more efficient solutions than adding external dependencies to less secure third party chains and adding inefficiencies like price lookups to every defi transaction.

>> No.54910730

>>54910325
Chainlink isn't going to fix eth you idiot - it will simply surpass it. 150dollar gas fees lol eth is dead

>> No.54911121
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54911121

>>54910730
>it will simply surpass it
2 more weeks my cuckold marines

>> No.54911290

>>54911121
I kekd

>>54910123
>>54910138
Is anyone here actually making money off of MEV bots? I'm a programmer and have pretty detailed finance knowledge.
Seems incredibly interesting.

>> No.54912478

>>54911290
I was larping tbhdesu

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>>54912478

>> No.54912604

>>54911290
MEV bots make some serious money anon.
There's one called JaredfromSubway and It raked in 172 ETH in a SINGLE DAY