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tomorrow we moon

I'll probably regret not adding to my short position today next week. I hope I'm right.

Shorting OXY was a good play but I wish I shorted ABNB instead

/lean hogs are up 1.2% today while OJ is down -4.7%

>Bud light sales down even more in April
>not only are normal people boycotting it, fags are boycotting it now too be cause bud light rolled back their comments
Fucking kek, if you aren't short BUD you're a fool.

>>54909615
good thing those 0 dte calls i sold today expired worthless then... any hedgies long 3 SPY 5/9/23 413 calls? pleasure doin /biz/ with yas

REMINDER: Due to genetic inbreeding.
>MOEX Traders can only dream of licking my balls.

>>54909620
inflation will go back up to 5.5% tomorrow
the rug pull will be insane

retail is overwhelmingly bearish while quants are majority bullish

ANNMARIE HORDERN, TAKE ME, EVEN WITH YOUR WIDOW'S PEAK

>>54909658
hedge are short

>futures

>>54909675
OH IMAGINE THAT HEDGE FUNDS WHOSE JOB IS TO HEDGE LONG EXPOSURE ARE SHORT
WOW YOU ARE SO SMART

>>54909657
just a reminder that the spy golden cross happened in Feb. We poomped pretty stupid last time it happened. but that was a zirp macro environment... i'll be ready for anything either way boys.

>>54909690
that's not what hedge fund is retard

>>54909658
I thought quant nerds were scalping basedbeans for 1 6millionth of a cent 1000 times a second.

>>54909703
if they were wealthy enough to hire some goys outta college to code it all for them for pennies on the dollar. I turned my own brain into a trading algo so i do the same thing but manually. biological matter is still pressing the buttons at my hedge fund of 1.

Have people really just turned into massive pussies lately? Tipping a self checkout? What the fuck is wrong with people.

>>54909658
huge if true

>>54909714
Based neurotransmitter bot.

>>54909715
no sense of self or what is right. no sense of anything really. that's why the majority have vax clots now

>>54909715
Forgot pic

>>54909652
>Pretending any of them are actually smart enough to not buy one of their other 500 brands instead.

>>54909715
Is that real? I Thought it was a meme story like how Gen Z can't work Windows Explorer or Finder.

>>54909652
AB should have just done nothing once the fuckup happened. Carry on with normal non-tranny ad campaigns, stop the tranny one, make no comment. But no, they had to attempt damage control and fucked it all even worse. They missed that this isn't an ordinary boycott. There are no demands. Just a large chunk of their consumer demo noped out and won't return.

>>54909658
I'd say post your source, but i know you don't have one since the opposite is true.

>>54909724
hey stop posting pictures of me. JANNIES DELETE THIS

>>54909601
WYNN chads not like this....

>>54909715
>Tipping a self checkout?
The store needs to make up for the lost revenue from thieving negros somehow

>>54909658
it's true cta's are max long as well...

If you think that is bullish you probably not a Quant.

>>54909652
I don't trust them not getting helicopter money from ol Larry Fink

Should I double down on meme stocks or meme shitcoins?

>>54909783
>helicopter money
why not just steal it from the military?

>>54909690
Yes, thanks.

>>54909731
Tipping is faggot bullshit and should be outlawed.

AIRBNB IS CRASHING!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7HmzwI67ec

>Congratulations! Because you executed 30 or more stock, ETF, or options trades this quarter, you automatically qualify for options contract fees of just 50 cents per contract.1

>You will continue to enjoy discounted options contract fees as long as you execute 30 or more stock, ETF, or options trades each quarter.

>tfw you level up on etrade

today was a beautiful green day and tomorrow divvies will get delivered and possible pump from earnings announcement. no idea wtf people are doing to lose money in the market

>>54909908

>>54909783
They aren't going to go bankrupt, they are just in for some prolonged pain. There are enough people out there that are too stupid to realize that brands like corona and natty are own by Busch as well. My friend was drinking Corona while bitching about bud light and I politely explained that they are owned by the same company and he was like "no corona is imported". I then tried to show him via a simple Google search that being imported doesn't mean another company can't own them and he flew off the handle refusing to look because, Americans.

>>54909929
this is the problem with so many people and honestly they deserve to suffer. they are offered everything they need to do better but they just refuse to learn and continue whining about being poor

>I was 1.5% away from a break-even on ABNB
>I wanted to get out of it as soon as I'd be at least neutral on it so I could redirect the money on a plain Nasdump ETF
>now I'll have to wait god knows how long
God fucking dammit, so close. I've lost count on how many times it happened on many stonks. I swear it's made on fucking purpose.

>>54909967
greed

>zero tech stocks in folio
>beating nasdaq
>beating SP500
>dow still beating me a bit

I'm thinking its the decade of dow. AI was the last straw for a lot of tech I feel and either tech companies put up or get put down. Feels good to hold JNJ.

>$100k for an F-150
has Ford lost their minds?

>>54909956
What made it even funnier is his wife flipped the script and tried to tell me that it doesn't matter because Busch, Coors, and Miller are all owned by the same company and that's factually untrue and again very easily looked up and I was met by the same response. I'm like Jesus Christ are people that fucking sensitive that they refuse under any circumstance to just simply admit they were wrong. It's not hard and nobody thinks less of you if you do.

FUCK CARVANA

FUCK COINBASE

FUCK THESE SHITCO STOCKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54909731
>Be in self check out
>Tip myself 20%
>Infinite money glitch acquired

god I hope scoops gets tech'd

I am an American citizen and I hope the US defaults

>>54909929
The argument that ab-inbev owns other brands doesn't fly. They're not going to get a 1:1 ratio of lost bud sales to increased other brand sales. It's not break even.

>>54910042
Didn't that twink doxx himself and fuck off in shame?

>>54909956
>hey just refuse to learn and continue whining about being poor
I was a poor fag in college because I'm a average white guy who didn't get any handouts. And I mean actually poor like 90% of my money went to rent cause I could barely do a part time job and go to school.

I basically lived off of rice and chicken breasts with milk and eggs. I spent maybe $100 a month on food and that's cause i wanted actual protein. Meanwhile faggots will bitch and moan about being "poor" or student loans, meanwhile they are all smoking weed and door dashing all their fucking meals.

>>54909743
Most people are so stupid they'll just switch to one of the other AB-owned beers.

>>54909601
How are today's earnings calls going /biz/?
For me one had decreased revenue and one the same as last quarter. Luckily I had dumped both of them two weeks ago.

>>54910068
As i expained here >>54910058 it has not and will not be a 1:1 ratio.

>>54910062
somehow scoops returned

are ETFs a meme or will they have staying power once the novelty wears off?

>>54910113
>are ETFs a meme or will they have staying power once the novelty wears off?
Considering Warrent buffet consistently gets beat by a simple S&P etf yes they are fine moron

>>54910127
how long until there are ETFs made up of multiple ETFs?

>>54910100
Sometimes dead is better.

>>54910137
that already exists dude
first one off the top of my head is BNDW which is Vanguard's American bond etf (BND) plus its International bond etf (BNDX)

>>54910085
Not 1:1, no, but AB owns a LOT of brands, so there's a pretty good chance people will switch to one of them. This has damaged the Bud brand for sure, but I'll believe it's actually harmed AB's bottom line in a significant way when I see their stock dumping.

>>54910127
Not even true

>>54910151
that sounds pretty neat, how does it perform?

>>54910163
exactly like an intermediate bond fund because its average duration of all world bonds is like 7 years

>lol
>lmao

>>54910170
CRBPoojeet btfo. This general really does have the worst cast of characters.

>>54910139
his first trip was based on his favorite food, raisin bran
his new one is based on his favorite drink, cum

>>54910178
Oh. I assumed that guy was talking about women.

>>54910188
I can't stop respecting women.

>>54909912
this market needs to die so 0DTE option penny flipper fags like you get liquidated

>>54910237
why?

>>54910240
I think there's frustration that investing has just turned into gambling

Carvana is a fucking beast these days

>>54910209
I love women so much it's unreal.

>>54910249
I have mostly my core investments and just day trade on the side.

>>54909653
Use XSP, no early assignment risk

why yes I have a conservative portfolio of 100% WTIU, how can you tell?

Imagine not even worshipping Roko's Basilisk.

>>54910295
my TQQQ bags are my tithe

>>54910295
Man, fuck off, Elon.

>>54910237
etrade has core portfolios that they automatically invest and manage whatever money you put into the account and are constantly selling and buying and selling ETFs to match the allocation and diversification requirements that you want.

If I paid for /smg/ to go on one of those team building sailing trips, who would show up? I think some time together at sea could make us better traders

>ABNB looks positive ahead of earnings, analysts say
>ABNB going to pump, analysts say
>PYPL looks positive ahead of earnings, analysts say
>PYPL going to pump, analysts say
Literally who are these "analysts"? Liberal Arts graduates? Gender studies majors?

>>54910340
will there be whores and booze?

>>54910304
Ladies ladies... the captain of the plane is not going to tell you their is a problem with the engine. take a seat..... RELAX..... have some cocktail...Watch some gayflex....

Everything is alright.... you are too dramatic....

>>54910351
Idk that might cost extra...

>>54910340
this sounds like a thinly veiled attempt to get all our bussies in one place with no means of escape

>>54910362
No, I'm not into that kind of stuff. I'm not Rocker (he could never afford a boat trip anyway)
If you're that worried, learn to swim before you show up (don't be like that other anon who almost drowned)

>>54910354
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

who's the captin of this plane??????? WE ARE GOING TO GET A SOF..........>T AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LLLLL

and.....AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ing........

Can someone explain to me what determines the yield of long term bonds? Is it just a delay or can the fed just choose never to offer long term bond yields that are higher?

I am bullish as fuck for my conservative portfolio of SQQQ and BOIL

I hate the anti christ

>>54910344
it's the same with anything at earnings
the guidance and YoY stuff is the worst
hits guidance but down -50000% YoY, bullish

It's been almost 10 months since I have had sex with a woman, I'm feeling bullish.

Bulls make no money, bears make no money, pigs make no money, crabs win

Just got a couple 4K 160Hz monitors and re-watching all my favorite videos in 4K. With one monitor in portrait mode I can see the whole thread at once. God bless America. God bless capitalism.

Test

What's funny is PayPal is my preferred app of the cash sending apps. It's so much more efficient and user friendly to me

>>54910471
>What's funny is PayPal is my preferred app
get off your phone elon

>>54910378
I'll be there

ASMB stock ladies!

>futures

>>54910509
what a magnificent American specimen. You may not like it, but that is peak male fitness.

>>54910047
Imagine all the bond baggie seethe. "Noo, treasuries were supposed to be risk free!!1!" "My retirement!"

There will be no crash. You have waited 18 months and the SP500 is down 13%. 3490 was the bottom. GDP is positive. Inflation has peaked and is coming down. Earnings have bottomed. More companies are raising guidance than lowering it. Unemployment is still below 4%. The fed have finished hiking rates. It's over.

>>54910137
https://cathiesark.com/arkx/complete-holdings
>Holding #5

>>54909601
>Risk Management ?
Fuck that im yeeting all my last cash on tomorrow's $PEPERONI launch.
get in early on their tg > pepejohns (dot) xyz

>>54910548
>this is the bottom says the mumu for the 1000th time this year.

>>54910541
desu they were suspiciously pushing tbills lately...

>>54910514
this is peak USA

>>54910572
>he doesn't use BIL as a savings account.

>>54909929
Heineken owns better Mexican beers anyways

>>54910293
You know you can get pretty much identical performance with much better liquidity through NRGU, right? I mean, if you want leverage on oil stocks rather than oil.

>>54910582
after my own heart <3

>>54910583
What in the everloving fuck is this chart? Is the yield curve inversion making this so fuckin schizo?

>>54910582
Seal team 6(hundred pounds)

>>54910611
They pay dividends at the end of each month which resets the stock.

>>54910395
What the hell do you mean by "delay"? The bonds offer to pay out a certain amount over time. That amount is set when they're initially auctioned then updated over time as they get traded secondhand in the market.

The treasury gets the initial payment, pays out the set coupon amount over time, then pays the lump sum at the end. Any fuckery with the price of that income stream is the market's doing.

>>54910611
>>54910627
mine doesnt look like that at all. how do I get the sperg chart?

>>54910627
Alright I'm intrigued.

>>54910645
Zoom out to 5 years

>>54910572
Oh I'm one of those people. I don't mean that lucrative deal of "get 5.5%+ yield for a month and maybe have to wait a day for your repayment".

I want a real "Biden says he won't repay 31 trillion in debt" Argentina-tier default.

>>54910646
Payout is quarterly and it's literally less % than what my brokerage is offering for unspent cash. I do nothing and make 4.3%

>>54909601
Buying some vvpr. Wish me luck.

>>54910646
I lied it's monthly. Still don't think the yield beats the % most brokerages are offering to just be cash gang

>>54910548
>Credit crunch
>Credit crisis
>Market closed

>>54910668
It's monthly

>>54910666
ok spookie digit man

>>54910570
This is how brain dead Bobos are. We haven't made a new low in half a year. We are above 4000. The onus is you Bobo, your schizo doomer theory is being tested right now and you are losing. The market has to make a new low so you make generational wealth, but chances are you've lost money. Maybe ....in two more weeks right?

>>54910702
its so wild watching americans root for their own destruction. talk about traitors. republicucks (bears) should just move to Russia.

>>54910645
>>54910666
The chart difference is if your chart is adjusted for dividends or not. If not you see the drop every payment. If so the chart will compensate the drop in price with the divvied payout and adjust the chart

where the HOOD at? just bought some calls before tomorrow's earnings report. not sure I expect it to pop off soon but certainly eventually.

an app near perfectly designed for siphoning money away from our friends on [another website].

>>54910695
If you really want to pull my pud we can arrange it.

>>54910721
>>54910666
jeez, 88 and 666. Heil hitler?

>>54910702
>>54910712
not rooting for a demise of the US.

I a simply trying to WOO the lovely lady named the stock market. Right now I can see she's starting to get bearish, so I want to get on her good side to get them milkies.

>>54910712
It's not that we want it to collapse, it's that we know that everything is extremely overvalued and buying right now is just baggie fodder for the rugpull. If you feel safe and secure with all of the news and shenanigans you should buy.

>>54910712
>Inevitable bear market = Americans' own destruction.
Is this what we've come to now?

>>54910712
Stop sniffing glue and back the red white and blue. Biden is more focused on airlines then he is on the border.

What's up fuckers, just bought TMF

regional baking

>>54910760
This nigga's lending Janet Yellen money. On leverage! Lmaooooo

>>54910548
I coompitulate.

Look goy the market isn't going down after months of daily bad news, you better hurry and FOMO before it's too late!
>*rubs hands*

>>54910771
With jews you win

>>54910754
>>54910757
>>54910751
so you're going to act like the modern republican movement isnt rooting for Russia? Rooting for banks to fail? Rooting for the stock market to drop (ergo millions of people lose their future)?
>it doesnt affect me, i'm bearish and rooting for misery.
Republicans only care about themselves, they could give a shit less about America. Perpetual ghost stories told in the dark to control people easily affected by fear and paranoia.

>>54910801
I don't care about any of that shit nigger, I only care about money.

>>54910814
exactly my point - you only care about money so you're rooting for things to go sour for millions of americans in order for you to get your gibs. Makes me sick that I share a country with people like you.

>>54910801
I'm not rooting for misery, but it's already here. All I'm rooting for is the stock price to react accordingly so I can close my shorts and start buying.

>>54910828
I don't give a fuck about what you like or dislike or your fantastical bullshit accusations about me.

>>54910712
>>54910801
Found the glownigger

You bought calls right anon?

>>54910801
You know that Corey booker made and passed a bill that allows congress to subsidize their rent and meals?

>want the market to reset to it's actual value
>AHHHH YOU JUST WANT TO GENOCIDE JEWS AND LGBTQ PEOPLE
God damn I hate hysterical retards.

>>54910884
btw I do want to genocide jews and lgbtq people, but that was quite the leap of judgement.

It isn't fair when the media feeds me confirmation bias.

>>54910509
Can you imagine the hell those joins are going through right now. Imagine all the micro splintering that is happening from all that crushing weight being pounded on them like that.

>>54910877
I just want you to know that if in the event you mysteriously disappear when the great heeming happens I will be posting this in your place.

So line goes up or down tomorrow?

>>54910911
akshually the video is reversed so you're looking at his joints getting repaired

>noo i'm not rooting for the decline of america, I just hope all of its wealth is eliminated by 50% so that I can scoop things up on the cheapie! Thats totally american!

>>54910934
>bad news
goes up
>good news
goes up

rest of the week is crabbing

>>54910702
>>54910712
>muh russia
embarrassing

>>54910946
>I don't understand the concept of free markets

What was /smg/ when DJI lost 1000 points a few years back?

>>54910801
its time to stop posting

>>54910964
its not a free market. There's your free smg lesson for the day, retard. Now go say your hail putin full of grace's.

>>54910969
still shitposting about NAK

>>54910969
Threads lasted 30 minutes or less. Vast swathes of AAAAAAAAAA were everywhere. At some point there were 13 full smgs in the catalog .

>>54910946
It's literally overvalued and needs a correction. A fool (You) and their money are soon parted. And since you talk like a faggot I hope it's sooner rather than later.

>>54911012
kek

>>54910946
Are we arguing about the stock market or social security? You don't seem to understand how this is supposed to work.

>>54910988
>if you let the market decide the price of assets then you're literally a traitor
You can take the eastern yuropoor out of the Soviet Union, but you can't the Soviet Union out of the eastern yuropooor. Learn some economics, retard.

>>54910934
>high cpi
Higher for longer = down
>low cpi
no inflation, less profits = down
also higher for longer.

>>54911019
>401ks are social security
good one.
>>54911015
but its not overvalued, and I hope you are shorting and continue to root for the decline, all while apple still beats across the world and Tesla continues to expand.
>>54911027
imagine missing the point this hard. Its not a free market OK? If you dont understand that basic concept then you dont have any right to respond to me.

>>54910934
Line goes down then up then crab downwards

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE8lryYLaD4

>>54910946
Yea pretty much exactly this. Unfortunately I'm sure people with way more money then us are dreaming of the same and rooting for it too

>>54911041
What a fucking retard, holy shit. Go live in Russia with the rest of the retarded slavs if you hate free markets so much.

>>54911055
the problem is that you guys literally dont know what you are asking for. none of us have ever had to live through any real hard time, and you are begging for one (while also likely being a neet).
>>54911069
its not a free market retard. the government can step in and back or not back whatever the fuck it wants, whenever the fuck it wants. Its not a free market. There, I spelt out the obvious for you.

>>54911041
>a handful of of overvalued stocks go up perpetually holding up the crab markey while the rest of the market goes down
Good luck if you think apple, nvidia, and tesla can bear the weight while everybody is being bled dry, mister compassion that cares about the plight of the common man that has been and is still being priced out of existence. God it would feel good to inflict pain upon your evil kike ass.

>>54911076
We beat your slavic shithole during the cold war because we believe in free markets here. Seriously, go back to Russia.

>>54911076
O I'm not a neet I just remember how much of an opportunity 08/09 was and how I was to young to capitalize on it short of buying a house. Give me the opportunity to buy cheap asset's again to sell to suckers 4-8 years later

>>54910344
Whoever they are they don't work for you unless you are paying them.

>>54911041
>good one.
No, 401ks are not social security.
That's my point.

>>54910237
oh fuck off gramps. 0DTE is amazing. Everyone loves expiration, always have, now we get it everyday, yet somehow people pissed.

>>54910681
What stocks would he buy?

Kek. Govt is on the fact track to defaulting if a deal don't happen soon. Yet they still find 1.2 billion to send to Ukraine on a whim. Uh yeah. What a joke.

>>54910884
but the two things you listed are synonymous

>>54911133
The constant mean reversion of the market is doing terrible things for people who trade on time horizons longer than 6 hours

>>54911092
>noo you're the russian!
jesus is this the best you can come up with?
>>54911087
>a handful
uh what, there are plenty of companies beating, while legacy/obsolete companies (paypal) and retarded concepts (airbnb) fail, as they should. The market is doing exactly what it should.
>>54911099
yeah, sure, you can also probably remember how many people commit suicide or went bankrupt and lost everything during that time. Its not a time for joy or cheer, and if you cheer for that thing you are the worst kind of evil. Prepare for it, but don't cheer it on.
The whole 'I got mine' mentality is really ripping the states apart.
>>54911113
I dont even think you know your own point, to be honest.

top stocks are producing lobotomized AI chatbots, that's literally what is propping up the market while banks collapse with the value of the dollar. If you aren't bearish you are probably lobotomized as well. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. JP Morgan has it's entire asset value in gold lmao.

>>54910923
The heem is coming friend, but not until the first interest rate CUT. By then i'll be back to asking you faggots to buy puts for at least 4 weeks.

>>54911156
You eastern yuropoors really don't understand why you lost the cold war, do you?

>>54911054
>yfw your portfolio passes the event horizon, never to return

>>54911171
Yep exactly

CPI is not allowed to be high
>wont elaborate further
>1pbtid
>leave

>>54911155
The last two days were shit for everyone. Blame the financial media and other rumor mongers for crafting these stupid narratives about a Fed pause when no such thing has come from anyone who actually matters.

>>54911156
Either way it's a win. I get to either buy cheap assets or capitalism and the west fails.

>>54911184
Explain your deluded headcanon to me then.
>hint: it's because you didn't allow free markets or free speech

>>54911156
>I ask if we're arguing about stocks or social security.
>Troll responds as if I conflated the two.
>I deny it.
>Troll: "I dont even think you know your own point, to be honest."
Um, OK.

>>54911199
Lol my core assets havent changed in months, just keeps on crabbin. Then some soifag biden cocksucker lectures me for shorting the crab as the only way to make income.

>>54911207
I've already told you. The government already subsidizes and protects markets that it chooses. Its not a free market.
>>54911216
you know that I am talking about stocks, not social security, retard. You and I (assuming your not a boomer) wont ever see social security.

>>54911234
You didn't answer my question you stupid Pole. Explain to me why you think you lost the cold war.

>futures

>>54910934
Yes.

>>54911274
Such low effort posts. Embarrassing desu.

>>54911234
shorting is what keeps the market healthy. I doubt you have never done any research or valuation of a stock. If you do your due dilligence you will know if a stock is undervalued or overvalued. Overvalued stock should be shorted because they aren't worth their price/return and become volatile and high risk. I'm not investing money out of charity.

>>54911282
Why do you keep dodging the question, Pole? Why do you think you lost the cold war, if not because of free markets and free speech? The same free markets and free speech that you're shilling against right now.

Oh I wish I were in DIXIE.

>>54911291
you know that im not talking about shorting. I've specified im talking about doomer republicucks, which is why I have such retarded responses as >>54911300 literally triggered by the truth.

>>54911193
CPI will come in lower than expected

>>54911313
Why do you keep dodging the question about why the Warsaw Pact lost the Cold War? Why do you hate free markets and free speech so much?

>>54911313
No, the fact that it was the first argument that you made means that you literally can't think or see anything outside of your ideological lense. Which means you are a simple minded idiot that is prime food for exploitation.

>>54911327
Why are you so adamant about pushing this if not to deflect from getting BTFO about the topic that is relevant to this board? I fucking hate redditors. Nothing but lies, projection, and false accusation.

>>54911310
Anon, DXY is not a market. It is an agreement between the BoJ, ECB, and F.E.D. Technical analysis is exceptionally unhelpful with it.

Did mods really nuke this thread lmao

>No, the fact that it was the first argument that you made
I mean thats a testable theory:
>>54910712
>>54910702

is Twitter just unusable now? I literally haven't been able to access the website for days.

>>54911375
No shit, but way too many people think it will take less than 80 years to dethrone the dollar.

>>54911310
You don't belong in DIXIE, turn away turn away you don't belong in DIXIE

>>54911327
>>54911365
its literally the most fundamental rule about the stock market: ITS NOT A FREE MARKET.

>>54911391
>im not just pretending to be retarded, I am actually retarded
How did you even find this place?

>>54911365
WeNiZYDn AKA "putsRNotDaWae" is a dumb NAFO ESL Polenigger who thinks blindly shilling for the US government will somehow defeat Russia.

>>54911405
GO BACK.

>>54911422
Did I not say that its wild for doomers to wish for doom?
>>54911429
says the one with the redditor spacing. Jesus fucking christ.

>>54911400
Maybe, and lord knows the pound still exists after being dethroned. But we could simultaneously experience major inflation/a credit crisis/pick your collapse while DXY holds strong *simply because that thing fucks the Euros and nips as much or more*.

Like, there could be some sort of total Xi/Putin/BRICS victory we all objectively agree happened but DXY still ends up at 150.

>>54911433
>I don't know what reddit spacing is
Go back you stupid polenigger.

>>54911316
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54911433
No you accused me of not investing and waiting for stock prices to correct to their actual value as a rethuglikan nazi that wants to eradicate the jews, which I admitted was true but not for those reasons. Your logic and reasoning are almost non-existent. You are a programmed fleshbot.

>>54911446
I know that you get off on being a cancerous tumour, but at least you learned something about the market today.
>>54911470
no, I said exactly what I said in the original point and then got 15 attacks from triggered anti americans who thought I was talking about them.

>>54911400
who's that goblin? it's not kenzie reeves

the longer we DONT crash, the more likely Im starting to believe we move up first again

new US inflation data in 13 hours?

>>54911479
You're a retarded Pole who doesn't understand why you lost the cold war, and now you're trying to infect the US with the same retarded ideology. You're the international equivalent of a Californian.

>>54911507
I know, I know. Pole, Cold war, etc etc. Nothing of substance. Move along.

>>54911479
I told you that I don't care, I only care about making money. You took that as a motive to accuse me of things that I don't care about, and then proceeded to say a lot of really stupid shit that has nothing to do with this general. I also get annoyed when people bring up jews and niggers in every unrelated topic.

>day 61 of owning SQQQ
2 more weeks (unironically)

>>54911517
>>54911517
You've tacitly admitted that you're not even American.

>>54911482
Just some girl i went to middle school with in atx.

>>54911518
did you reply to me hoping for a doomer situation? Then thats what I assumed.
>>54911520
how did you understand that from what I said? I think you need to re-read what I said and understand what I meant. I said that you are just repeating the same parrot points like a retard, while saying absolutely nothing of substance.

>>54911542
You have replied to accusations of being Polish as though you are Polish, ergo you are yet another Polish NAFO shill.

Mumus looking like they're running out of steam. 4150 range too hard to stay above.
Think we've all been predicting what's coming, except the reddit brainlets.

I hope someone murders the poster above me

>>54911555
wow you got me, im so glad that it took you 17 posts to come up with something so completely irrelevant and untrue. Congratulations.

>>54911560
Aww shit, friendly fire.

>>54911567
Cope harder polenigger.

>>54911576
it's too late

>>54911583
you first, actual /pol/ nigger

>>54911576
Delete your post, not nice.

If you have a pink ID I want you to die.

>>54911586
You got it fren.

>>54911585
>>54911585
>muh /pol/ ;_;
a literal Polish antifa faggot lmao

>>54911586
Forgive me fren, but I think it's over for you. I'm so sorry!
>>54911584

>>54911316
is this bullish for stocks

>>54911636
Crabbish

>>54911560
I saw a documentary about you and it was amazing .

WYNN raped earnings and pumped... half a percentage...

>>54911647
>ID

Wtf are americans doing on this european board?

>>54911604
You shit this entire thread up with nothing but pole this and nigger that. Faggot. You haven’t made a single point in any comment that you have made. Literal shit posts.

>>54911156
A lot of people during the 08 crash were either in school or college during that time and didn't really feel the effects that's why it's looked upon through rowe colored glasses. I was 21 and all I remember was everything was cheap and jobs were hard to find. Half my father's retirement fund got wiped out during the crash, luckily he's rebounded since. But yeah for adults, recessions aren't anything to look forward to.

>>54911686
Does europe even have a stock market?

>>54911587
So weird to talk like this. What are you upset for. There are maybe some big moves tomorrow. Bet you can buy an options contract or something

>>54911707
no

>>54911702
Jobs were scarce and underpaid until Trump took the reigns from Obama, then suddenly jobs were everywhere and wages rose. Anyone that says otherwise is a lying faggot that will claim it's Trumps fault that democrat cities and states locked their citizens down for a year during an election season.

>>54911707
It's just infinite crab due to socialism

>>54911707
But we have McDonalds here. You might somewhat feel like home. But we don't really have pickup trucks. At least not pickup trucks that actually are tanks

>>54911745
Are you inviting me? I'm not black or a muslim.

>>54911693
>t. 1PBTID NAFOnigger

>>54911736
>Blue team
>Red team
Idk about those faggots but I'm on the green team. Jerome runs the show. Always has been.

I'm a german irish mutt and wasn't welcomed in Ireland. But I did slay Irish girls pussies and probably knocked them up because they wrapped their legs around me and wouldn't let me pull out. Are German girls like that too?

>>54911794
We are on the same team, yet feirce competitors. Respect. That said I made a shitload of money under Trump.

>>54911774
0 points by this ID

>>54911712
Honestly its exactly what im talking about. This is the face of the modern republican movement.
>>54911702
>A lot of people during the 08 crash were either in school or college during that time and didn't really feel the effects
yeah well a lot of people weren't. Or, like myself, my mother lost her house during that crisis, which obviously affected me.

>>54911808
Trust me virgin, your hand is better.

>>54911647
Exactly the way reddit makes jokes

>>54911823
I made more under Obama. Then I made more under Trump. Now I make more under Biden. It's almost like as you get older or move jobs you make more money. Wild

>>54911833
I'm 40 years old, even the lowest creep loser could get laid. Incels are your generations thing. Ugly fat girls with high self-esteem, gays and white knights kinda fucked up your pussy market.

>>54911849
Speaking of reddit how's your videogame pawn shop bag?

oh look here comes the futures to wipe away any stock market losses

>>54911828
Okay, Pole. ;^)

>>54911823
>We are on the same team, yet feirce competitors. Respect
Cheers fren, can't wait for market open tomorrow. I just can't get enough no matter how any one day shakes out (barring outright societal collapse that affects everyone's portfolios). I was a young up an coming CPA candidate when Trump passed the tax cuts and jobs act. At the time the blue teem heavily criticized the bill saying any and everything under the sun to shit on it. But I saw first hand how everyone paid less taxes. The little guy, the big guy, everyone truly won with that bill. Besides the accountants learning about the QBI deduction at the time haha. Good times. Happy to be trading now full time though. Thanks dad I miss ya man.

>>54911736
>democrat cities etc
trump made the vaccine
trump pushed the vaccine
trump locked down the country
trump destroyed his own economy
trump inherited his economy from 8 years of obama. Believing anything less is just dishonest. Trump cut taxes for corporations which gave them freedumb but fucked you in the long run. I got caught by it too.
Trump has no plan.
>no I didnt take it. The vaccine.

>>54911487
Yes, now it's like 12 and a half. https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

Bros I just can't stop thinking about how much I hate marxism (reddit) with literally every fucking fibre of my being.

>>54911896
passive aggressive 40 year old angry republicuck. Don't go shooting up a school or a mall or anything.

Why does that guy talk so much?

>>54911884
For a month, when everything was apocalyptic and unknown, then it turned out to just effect morbidly obese and fossilized grannies republican states opened back up, but democrat states intentionally locked everything down to orwellian levels to fuck up the economy during and election season. Covid was literally fake and gay and fuck you. Their donors made fucking bank.

>>54911942
>a month
right. 2 more weeks.

>>54911906
Has a 40 year old ever shot up a school? I'm pretty sure they could find better targets of opportunity.

Why is CVNA going up so much?

>>54910340
I love this place, but a bunch of psychos. It looks like movie night. Basically all those psychos (like myself) plus a few other weirdos from the threads here. We'd get one or two people who are barely even posters but they're just insane.

But, there would be hookers.

>>54911920
Janny saved up his paychecks and took early retirement. So now we gotta put up with off-topic dickwaving.

Anyway, long KMX/short CVNA seems like the trade to play mean reversion of >>54911962

>>54911952
Way to prove my point

>>54910911
YAMERO YOU CAN'T USE THAT MOVE! YOUR BODY WON'T ENDURE IT!

I feel like I should get a "loud and proud OXY investor" shirt colored in the trans flag color palette at this point

God I love drinking beer in the sun on a nice day, it's been so fucking long.

>>54912024
Look on the bright side: at least you're beating XOP by a few percent.

>>54911942
>but democrat states intentionally locked everything down to orwellian levels to fuck up the economy
That is backfiring. I'm 32 years old, $1.6M net worth, live in a blue state, unvaccinated, antisemitic, racist, not committing any crimes, but I'm not a voter either, and I'm not anyone's friend, and the glowies that live in my decent upper middle class neighborhood don't know what to do. They know they are slaves. I have more than them. They have the families though, with the mortgage on the house, with the decent W2 salary, but it's now out in the open that it's just a slave ration basically. Im paid for. Just mean about it. And why wouldn't I be. Like I said I don't commit crimes, I'm not smash and grabbing a new storefront every night like the niggers. It's all imploding in on itself. Somehow I seem to have it more put together than the faggot glowies and their families. Sorry goys I didn't choose your life for you. I didn't choose for you to be an agent Smith. I didn't choose for you to be a niggerlover. You chose all that. Now sit and stew in your filth niggerlover. And here's the best part. If they wanted to come detain me. That would be the most financially responsible thing that could happen to me. Imagine me being able to cancel all my bills and have the govt pay for me to live while detained, for not even committing any crimes. Just not being s Jew/nigger lover. That's all. Top fucking kek niggerlovers. Idc if this gets me banned again. I make more money when I don't look at this all day anyway. Faggots.
t. pureblood

>>54911994
That I am 40 years old? You have really good insight. I bet they pay you the big bucks for having a keen sense of the obvious.

>don't fight the Fed
Nobody is saying this right now. Usually the Fed is scrambling all hands on deck to prop up the stock market at any cost. Now, the Fed is trying to crash this bitch and make as many people jobless as they can. That doesn't mean the Fed can crash it. We're probably in for more stagflation.

>>54911997
八門

>>54912057
>I'm pretty sure they could find better targets of opportunity

>>54911906
>these are the troons that have taken over /k/

>>54912060
Lol the fed is a victim right now, JP Morgan has been feasting basically everything. I thought Morgan Stanley would try to get in on it then I remembered they are the same.

>>54912072
>troon, pole, commie, etc
nothing of substance. Ever.

>>54910509
>>54912064
JANNIIIIIIEEEEE NOOOOOO!!!!

>>54912088
A metaphorical troon, but a literal homosexual Polish antifaggot.

>The MEXX bull run continues
>And none of you pendejos told me about it

>>54912105
alright honestly: I thought you /pol/ niggers idolized Poland. I'm so fucking confused.

>>54912066
Young people do things like that because of emotions and the feeling of hopelessness, if you feel that way at 35-40 you usually off yourself or get revenge against people that fucked you over before offing yourself.

I have glowie retards in my neighborhood buying range rovers and shit but don't own their homes outright. Thats nigger tier. Always has been. I cant change that for you glowie. That's a you problem nigger.

>>54912117
right but yet here you are wishing death on someone who has a different view point of you about the future of america.

>>54912118
Why would somebody want to buy a home now when housing prices are as they are and interest rates are as they are? If you're buying a home now, you're a chump getting cleaned out.

>>54912114
>I'm so fucking confused
Uh oh, looks like the AIDS finally reached your brain.

>>54912133
>drops rates
>corporate subsidized rates
>government nigger gibs (already announced)
Problem?

>>54912144
>>54912144
>>54912144

>>54912140
>worships poland
>uses pole as an insult
Alrighty buddy

>>54912129
Yeah, doesn't mean that I want to personally kill you, I don't care at all about you but I think if the worst happened to you it probably happened deservedly and for a reason

>>54912161
Every post you make increases my level of doubt that Poland is a real country.

>>54909626
OJ for Orange Juice
what about MJ (mango juice)?
is it listed?

>>54912133
>Why would somebody want to buy a home now
Well, I paid $15-20k over asking for my house in Aug 2021. Zillow says it's still worth $50k more than when I bought it. Idk how true that is. But either way, it's paid for, I gotta come up with taxes and utilities, that's it. And now i blast dance dance revolution songs in my basement at 8am before the market opens. You can't do that in your apartment cage.

>>54912133
>Imagine buying a home with a 7% mortgage.
Yes that's not my scenario. Terrible for those going through it though. RIP