/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he baked

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-05-09/us-small-business-optimism-falls-to-lowest-level-in-a-decade?
https://archive.. ph/gerA0
>US Small-Business Optimism Falls to Lowest Level in a Decade
>NFIB index slid in April to 89 on dimmer view of outlook
>Capital spending dialed back on high rates, economic concerns
>Only a net 3% of respondents said it was a good time to expand.
This will have zero impact on the economy, as small businesses are such a small part of the economy, not like they're the backbone / base for all economic activity. This will have no impact on anyone.
>Small businesses are the lifeblood of the U.S. economy: they create two-thirds of net new jobs and drive U.S. innovation and competitiveness. A new report shows that they account for 44 percent of U.S. economic activity. This is a significant contribution, however this overall share has declined gradually.
...Oh

Am I the only one here aping into CVNA

anyone else miss the meme stock run. I miss the speculation and hype, seeing new tickers being shilled daily and reading cope posts from people who stayed in after the dump

>>54904439
BlackBerry to 20 dollars. Get in before the announcement.

>>54904462
STOP IT. PERMABULLS DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS. WE'LL REAch 2021 ATH in 1-2 months, FR N OCAP

>>54904462
Who cares, the only thing that matters in today's economy is AI hype. AI can draft email responses and will replace billions of jobs

Bobo, I don't understand
Just why you can't crash the markets
Rallys are getting out of hand
Trying too much, but Bobo, we can WIN
Let it go
If you want drop it let me know.

I am down on my knees
I can't take this green anymore

It's tearin' up my heart when mumu wins
But when we are apart, I feel it too

And no matter how much I short, I feel the pain
Without you
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Alright
Bobo, don't misunderstand (don't misunderstand)
What I'm trying to tell ya
Bobo, it feels like we're running out of time
Let it drop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZcmuKsyvzg

>>54904491

Treasury/fed eating that fat debt yet?

Hello Mrs. Female Broker. I would like 1 SPY call and 1 QQQ call. Furthest expiration date and deepest ITM. Please and thank you.

>>54904537
Goblina has cuntface

Gay pump day before shit CPI?

>>54904537
My god look at the mammary glands on that

DRV, FAZ, UVIX, SOXS, and DRIP for the win.

>>54904537
very AOC-ish

>>54904489
Why did it retard pump during the 2008 crash and only went down ever since?

>>54904553
I'm very curious how bad the CPI will be

>>54904491
I'll never trust AI. Some things you can't solve with pure logic

Holy fug the current t bill auction
>4 week at 5.964%
>8 week at 5.537%
>13 week at 5.274%
>17 week at 5.148%
>26 week at 5.108
www.treasurydirect.gov/auctions/upcoming

How about them Sky Kangs Technologies?

NVAX is having a nice morning.

>>54904489
Roger that. Puts have been purchased.

>>54904590
I think CPI will be as expected, but core CPI will remain stubbornly high. CME Fed watch will slowly start showing the chance of another rate hike increase going up. Powell isn’t fucking around and won’t stop until he gets his way

>Prospect of more rate hikes, so higher terminal rate, than previously assumed.
>Shit data across the board
>banks failing
>possible new restrictions for banks
>NO cuts
What will fuckin kill this market and why is it AAPL?

>>54904666
Look at the price of sugar.

The only thing I am up on for the past year now is precious metals, emerging markets, and growth stocks. Take that as you will.

>>54904666
headline 5,3 or higher

>>54904645
Is this bad?

am I still banned?

>>54904689
welcome back fren

>>54904689
Yes

looking at MOBQ

a new day and another chance to ask the question the entire financial investment system and the world's largest banks are built on
red or black

OPEN
U
M
P

>>54904696
hey fren

digits and I buy 1000 shares of MOBQ

I need a (You). Someone give me one.

@54904744
here you go

>>54904744
penis

apple fall from tree

>>54904744

>>54904462
And yet the job reports are showing a different story... for real though, where the hell are they getting these numbers from? Is there really such a low unemployment in the US? Seems crazy.
Besides, rates today are still abysmally low. How are businesses failing? That's crap. Businesses love inflation as they can increase their profits many-fold
>>54904490
Many stocks already are ATH or damn near it. Don't ever underestimate bullz for they can remain stubborn longer than you think.

Palantir bros i knew if I just held long enough I would break even again... poor souls holding above 20

>>54904762
>>54904765
Thank you anons you're real friends.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

@54904744
/r/ is for requests

>>54904768
at least you didn't buy puts before market close like I did yesterday

>>54904744

WTFWT

>>54904792
>only post even vaguely on time
/smg/ is ded

SELL EUROPE

What the fuck happened to SKYT??

>>54904783
they are cooking the books about as hard as possible to make it seem like this vaporware trash is making money

>>54904810
>54904810
Skyr?

>no drumanon
That's a bad omen, isn't it?

CVNA is shooting up majorly again

>>54904810
You didn't fall for the SKYT shill, did you anon?

>>54904809
Why sell Europe when the economy is booming?

Oh
Oh
Oh Bo BO
Yeah
You have so many rallys in this market
Only one or two will last
You short though all the pain and strife
Then you turn your back and gone up so fast
Oh yeah
And they're gone so gay up fast
Oh, so hold the shorts you really care about
In the end they'll be the only ones there
And when you bulls start getting old start losing your gains

Can you tell me who will still care?
Oh care
MmmBobo, ba duba Bobp
MmmBobo, ba duba Bobo
MmmBobo, ba duba Bobo
MmmBobo, ba duba Bobo
Ba du, BoBo Du yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE&list=RDEMaserhdSvLI-TT0J8If4Rqw&index=6

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WRONG WAY JEROME

>>54904846
its a little terrifying how much the female mind is controlled by their body

is it finally time for NVDA to break?

>>54904729
that's supposed to say pump but the letters shifted
homo fucking webpage

DAX exactly stuck at friday open levels. Fuckin algos.

i thought i was a goner for sure... thanks fellas, pleasure doin /biz/ with yous

Thank you Mrs. Female Broker. My new SPY and QQQ leaps are looking fine.

>>54904846
wow I hated that video, thanks

>>54904820
boomers are too stupid to understand AI, they just hear the buzzword and immediately jizz.

>>54904835
german gdp was 0%. EU was about 1,3% or something like that, certainly worse than expected, wtf are you talkng about?

>>54904767
Unemployment numbers are real. It's the labor participation that is fucking with you. People are NEETing like never before in history

>the market is always cyclical
>large vs small cap
>growth vs value
>domestic vs international
>these always swing back and forth with one outperforming the other
>these swings can take decades
>we're sitting on the largest bull run of large cap domestic growth stocks in history
>an entire generation has been raised to ignore global diversification, factor investing, and anything but the biggest of big name growth stocks
how badly are people going to get fucked when the pendulum finally swings back

Carvana is green.. WTF is this bullshit!!!

I kneel Mr. Soros-sama. Please sell.

>>54904537
>>54904876
i want her to invest in me

>>54904854
Bobo if you're not buying this nvidia dip you're gonna remain poor

>>54904894
>boomers getting heemed immediately after retiring
imagine

>>54904875
heavy incel or woman vibes

>>54904894
it will be bad but everyone will own nothing and be happy so no one will notice

>>54904881
Stocks are booming and that's a fact. Earnings beat estimates by a huge margin. Better growth, good guidance, higher divvies. Who cares about the economy when stocks are doing fantastically? Bear in mind that inflation is good for companies since they can jack up prices and keep them there. Today's rates are literally laughable and salaries have increased by a lot... people's spending habits have yet to be diminished and house/apartment prices are either the same or even higher than a year ago. European stocks still have ways to go. Extremely bullish

Fuckin hate this market, EU pumping with US. Why not just trade US? meaningless bullshit.

>>54904851
To be fair to foids, it seemed like in half of those reaction they were cringing at the tryhard tumblr-daddydom thing in the video rather than being turned on by it. Though some of them were genuinely turned on by it, I remember that video with sound going around in 2020 during lockdowns.

>>54904930
Fuck the estimates which are completely undershooting.
didn't read the rest permabull

>>54904930
Retard

>>54904894
They wont get in trouble. Big name tech is still out performing. Re: MSFT, NVDA and AAPL. There wont be some massive multi year depression in equities. There entire market is just a different beast these days.
>>54904921
They wont. The Gov will spend and blow up the country before they let boomers down.

WSJ said the bear market is over.

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

so is now the time to buy inflation beating stocks?
because i don't really like either one of those, picrel

Nasdaq Composite enters new bull market

POLKAS NEW HAIRCUT IS CUTE

BULLISH

There they go, feminizing men again
Then pretend they don't know when we know it, xenoestrogen
Exorcise the jinn
Keynote lecture with a spin
Meant to get c-notes from end to end
Whoever use canola oil ya soul'll boil
For a longer time than it take a diet cola to spoil
Huh, I get what you're sellin'
Swellin' from alien microfilaments, it's Morgellons
Even if you're gellin'
What's that in your melanin?
What the hell is they sprayin'? No tellin'
Barium strontium, aluminum
Well drink responsibly, get the truth from DOOM and 'em
Can't trust the tap water much less the kettle
Double entendre to the phrase test your mettle
The rest'll settle, just to get fed well
As the livin' dead infect the red cell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLLXfg2HC3s

>>54901248
ask your retard friends wtf happened!

Is there a difference between what an American calls a Yam and a sweet potato or is it the same thing?

Look at cocoa pumping, sugar pumping, ornge juice gonna fuck with cpi.

Also, cocoa seems to be brown gold. Even in a recession people will eat chocolate, maybe even more, lol.

>HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

>>54904990
yams are for heretics and jews

>>54904985

>>54904921
The government would rather start WW3 than let boomers suffer.

>>54904964
>>54904983
I told you that weeks ago.
Stupid /smg/ idiots

>>54904990
Completely different thing, not even the same genus

>>54904854
shit is going back below 200 before end of month I can feel it

Anyway in other news
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/covid-is-no-longer-global-health-emergency-who-2023-05-05
The WHO officially declared the end of covid

>>54904478
>post covid pump
>memestock run
>post memestock market dump
All of those things are better than the forever crab

>>54904439

>>54905019
hahahhahhaha

>>54905007
"Even then I had the uneasy feeling it wasn't young Viktor Vaughn who would need my protection"

"Hello, I’m Dean Stockton of Eastern State University in America, and I am prepared to offer you a full science scholarship."
"Viktor used the college—used its modern scientific equipment to conduct strange, forbidden experiments."

"I found Viktor Vaughn the next morning, nearly frozen to death."

Hey, Vik, I've been going over some of your notes and I'm afraid you're a couple of decimal points off on some of your figures
Out, I have no time for you
Okay, find out for yourself

Can burgers once in their life stop buying? PEAK consuming goblins.

>>54905015
No one would fight in it though.

>>54904685
It is temporary.
It also shows how many people still believe in things like muh debt ceiling.

>>54904744
checked
bless (You)
fren

>>54905027
>The WHO officially declared the end of covid
A toast to my fellow pure bloods ITT. If you took the jew juice you're unironically ngmi

>>54904990
yams are a lot less sweet and more starchy

We cannot seriously be talking about the fucking debt ceiling again. Holy fucking shit. This has been a big spooky "issue" literally every fucking year for over a decade, I remember this bullshit happening in highschool and everyone was rolling their eyes back then. So fake and gay.

GOOG has fucked up a lot lately. And I'm not optimistic about the company being run by that street shitter. But it's cheap now and I want it. And it's only a matter of time before they release an AI product and join the AI mania.

>>54905082
The debt ceiling is actually the most real and straight part of economics. Its the moving it higher part thats fake and gay

>>54905082

>>54905092
If you're uneasy about GOOG then just put your money elsewhere.
I think they're headed down the toilet.

>>54905082
They need to just kick start the recession by firing massive amounts of federal workers. But that's not going to happen. And fucking inflation is going to keep going so these niggers are federally employed in make work jobs.

>>54905092

It's unironically more consistent to invest in crypto than SPX at this rate.

>>54905082
The market needs FUDs like these to keep it from only going up

>>54905092
already did
https://bard.google.com/

>>54905117
I had the same thought the other day. this market is fucking dumb, and I blame canada.

What exactly is picrelated!?

>>54905117
go ahead

Holy shit SKYT fucking died. What did they say during their earning call?

>>54905119
Yeah when you have people like JP Morgan coming out with equally retarded shit like "The US is going to outlaw short selling!" it's no wonder that the FUD printers get fired up

I picked up a little SKYT.

>>54905136
(addendum)
picrealted

>>54905082
>n. So fake and gay.
Which is why its even funnier to see dems heeming themselves over it. Screaming about invoking the 14th amendment now that somehow the debt ceiling isnt real.

I think the 1 month t-bill is telling us the bond market is about to explode.

Novavax Q1 results give shares a boost:

- Cutting 25% of its workforce & other cost reductions
- Positive results for stand-alone flu vaccine and high-dose Covid shot
- Forecasting '23 sales of $1.4-$1.6 billion

$NVAX +42% on investors' turnaround hopes.

Lmao, this market lives on job cuts. How are unemployment numbers so low with this many layoffs?

who keeps buying amd lol

What is this retarded jew market going to do? Why can't we just get some kind of move instead of crabbing around? I don't care what direction, I just want it to go someplace

>>54905161
Turns out they finally read the CHIPS act fact sheets.

>>54905186
We have stagflation.

Why haven't THEY released redbook yet? is it so bad?

>>54905175
>us the bond market is about to explode.
Nah. The 13 and 26 yesterday were about the usual 5%. People just decided to not hold the 4 week incase the debt stuff takes a week extra to resolve. Clearly no one thinks its going to be an issue by 13th week.

HOLY FUCK CVNA IS UNSTOPPABLE

>>54905186
>he doesn't know this crab can go for ten years

>>54905186
it won't until it thinks rate cuts are relatively close on the horizon
der bear crab until then

>>54905186
Retail is more short than ever which is throwing a wrench into things, it's like the polar opposite of 2020. Big Money has been loading up on longs since October 2022 but there's been a shit ton of retarded FUD since then - shocking no one.

>>54905178
I only need it to climb another $140 so I can get out of it.

so is President Joe going to save the economy today?

>>54905092
>Investing in companies run by jeets

>>54905186
Hope you bought the SPY 5(MSFT, AAPL, NVDA, TSLA, META) instead of the SPY 495

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>54905175
>>54905200
explain >>54905170 plox.
Is this a QE event of a whopping $80 million?

>>54905178
>hey guys so we lost money
>b-but we're gonna fire some people!
>price jumps up
I blame boomers

>>54905178
>How are unemployment numbers so low with this many layoffs?
They aren't counting NEETs for the unemployment numbers.

>>54905221
I'm day trading the ES and it seems like every play is the wrong play

That guy has become an insufferable cunt.

>>54905219
I think they have advantages with Android, and their integration with online services.

>>54905234
You're telling us that you have enough cash to cover the margin for a few ES contracts?
Or are you really saying that you're doing some CFD on the "US500" :^)

>>54905234
Personally I am staying out until this banking stuff goes out of control. It's either that or parking your money in the index for a long time and just praying it will go up when it goes down.

>>54905254
I had my money parked in indexes for two years and didn't make shit.

>>54905249
you don't need that much money for mini ES which is probably what it is

>>54905254
>praying it will go up when it goes down.
I have a fucking PHD in that now.

JAPAN'S TOP CURRENCY DIPLOMAT KANDA: JAPAN'S FINANCE MINISTER SUZUKI IS AIMING TO HAVE BILATERAL WITH US TREASURY SECRETARY YELLEN.

-BOJ is going to save us Bobo's.

>>54905209
Hedge are supposedly more short than ever too. So, aren't hedge funds not big money?

>>54905027
>Still can't apply for a green card without the VAX
TFW stuck in Leafland forever.

>>54905272
How much should I ballpark to trade ES minis?

>>54905178
>How are unemployment numbers so low with this many layoffs?
Muh record job openings weren't a meme.
I was writing here months ago that for the longest time the coming layoffs would be entirely absorbed by muh record job openings and that many of the people being laid off in the future will move back to their countries of origin.
They can quite possibly lay off millions and the unemployment numbers will remain on all time lows.
The people can and will cycle into other jobs. No matter how bad the pay and how far off from their previous field of work.
Everything else is doomtardism.

The great crabbening continues.

Fuck just pump to 430 or dump to 375 already.

>>54905232
How can you not count NEETs? Do NEETS have to register first so that they can be counted as unemployed or what is this retarded bullshit?

When do we cull the bulls and start seeing faggots jump out windows?

My shit finnae be doin sum.

>>54905272
but how much exactly you don't know?

We've been crabbing for an entire year, blueballed for ONE year. When do we buy cashgang?

>>54905286
margin for ES is ~$12,500
micros are 10% of that, you should start with those

>>54905284
In a few days I'll be once again legally able to board a plane laving for the US from anywhere in the world.
That's a win.

>>54905296
If you're not looking for work then you can't be counted as unemployed. Labor participation rate is all that has ever mattered. Unemployment numbers are just for the dumb goys.

>>54905313
You should've already been. I've been selling vol for 12 months now.

This market is actually retarded. I am going to kill myself for thinking it's possible to make money when JP Morgan decides to scalp everything for 2 ticks at a time

>>54905313
Buy now and hold for 50 years is the only smart play that has ever existed.

Am I banned?

>>54905314
I haven't traded them in a couple of years but I think it was about $4000 (like the SPX) of margin to trade 4x that (with Degiro)

Palantir bros...
we're back

>>54905318
>margin for ES is ~$12,500
I remember a time where it was around $4,000 @ IB.

>>54905296
>>54905326
What's the point? all the reports and inputs change so much to give the readings they need... Who the fuck takes that shit serious now?
Everyone would rather gamble on their mattress or gamble their own money than let the banks prove again they have mismanaged and gambled peoples money anyway....

this market is boring, im going to masturbate

Is this thing legit or what?fxfundedtrader.com/

you would think a new bull market would start with more CUMSUMMMER spending....

Retail closing. Fast food closing. Consumer Spending slowing...

Looks like a good bull market YALL!!

>>54905361
everybody already has a Nintendo Switch ffs

>>54905182
I keep telling you people: almost nothing can stop this AMD rally.

>>54905229
anzwer me sofort

>>54905280
More like the BOJ is going to ask for help.

>>54905371
nintendo expects >Further declines....

The first bull market to start where consumer spending slows..

>This time is different.

>>54905178
if investors support layoffs then why they don't support unemployment numbers to rise?

>>54905377
Amd is one of the most over valued stocks on the market... So is nvda

>>54905311
Is that cheaper than what the OnlyFans girls charge?

>>54905384
I don't think you're understanding.

Based! DFEN bros keep winning

>>54905350
i also remember too but deal faget

>>54905361
OH NO NOT THE BING BING WAHOO

>>54905384
>why is a decade old electronics product that has been bought a trillion times not selling as much as it used to
>nintendo is the whole economy

>>54905399
I understand that we are in a new bull market.

some fedboi is gonna talk at noon, but does anyone listen to this one?

>>54905402
NÄMEN VA FAN

>>54905402
Lmao mutts can't withdraw money cause it's all been given away hahahahahahahaha

>>54905381
You ever trade an 8 month t-bill? Or even heard that quoted? No? Because nobody trades it. Especially with QT shrinking balance sheets and various market makers moving to other business.

Treasury's trialing a buyback program where they swap new, actually traded, say, 3 or 6 month bills for 4 or 7 or 8 month bills nobody trades. QE it ain't.

>>54905402
>pretending to care about muh debt ceiling while spending money out the ass for some slav shithole
i always find this stuff funny

>>54904489
what does blackberry do anymore?

>>54905391
good question. last friday we pumped on jobs report.

>>54905331
But that's the same excuse the precious metals posters use. Surely antitrust would have not allowed this and you lost fair and square.

>>54905186

>>54905433
What you just wrote up is absolute horseshit.
T-Bills are mostly held to maturity once they had been assigned after auction.

How long can we keep crabbing at this range?

This is the longest spy crab on the 5 year chart. It's insane.

>>54905413
Nintendo is a good indicator of the CUMSOOMER spending... if you want more details about the economy all you have to do is GOOGLE.

Regional banks failing is a good indicator of a new bull market because lending will become harder and tighter. Consumers will invest all their money in the markets because they can't live anymore.

Markets will go higher because this is the new economy. business dies stock market goes up consumers are poor.

Thank you have a blessed terrible day.

>>54905340
I need to feel some euphoria so i can dump everything. Can we get to 15

>>54905402
I'm tired of this grandpa

>>54905485
22 hours remaining until the happening

>>54905402
Ukraine conflict is literally keeping Western nations GDP positive. If they made peace today we would fucking freefall to 3000

tfw you know we are correcting in time and not price and bears will never buy the dip they're waiting for

>>54905254
>Personally I am staying out until this banking s
Just do t bills then until markets calm down.

>>54905506
and now you know why this shit is happening in the first place
also why they scrapped covid entirely for it
>pure
>undiluted
>instant
>GDP
>and
>NEW DEBT ISSUANCE

>>54905470
hello darkness my old friend

>>54905361
You think nintendo switch sales pulling back is bad, I have DCAd into hanes stock and the shit is going down like when AQB was shilled here 2 years ago. Amazing how fast a stock drops when its dividend is dropped. Debt problems are bad but come on they sell socks and undershirts, globally. I am beginning to think absolute degenerate companies like draftkings will outperform you know companies that make things people need. That or consumer defensive companies are occupied with overpaid leech trash MBAs that would make pre purge meta and google blush with jealousy.

>>54905397
Can't find any AWP info of the pills but going off the suspension prices, no it's considerably more.

>>54904983
(((Yoel Minkoff)))
>he trusted a jew with his money

Permanigger, have you seen a chart of the IXIC the last 6 months?

Wonder what compels them to buy HUYA shares at an 80% premium to public market.

wtf where is everyone

>>54905506
When the boomers retire and population growth stops, will GDP stagnate? I would think so, lost decade incoming even if there's peace. Boomers are cashing out of this horrible ponzi known as the stock market

>>54905600
>When the boomers retire and population growth stops, will GDP stagnate?
Don't worry.
GDP calculation methods will be adjusted if need be.

>So what happened Monday? The Nasdaq eked out a gain of 0.2%, ending at 12,256.91, up 20.01% from its Dec. 28 closing low of 10,213.29, according to Dow Jones Market Data.
>Under the criteria used by Dow Jones Market Data and many other market watchers, a 20% rise from a recent low signals the start of a bull market while a 20% fall signals the start of a bear market.

We are in a new bull market guys.

Everything is flatter than a fuckin 5yo today.

motherfuckin burgers will not stop pumping EU

>>54905540
>Amazing how fast a stock drops when its dividend is dropped.
I remember retards citing this logic here when they were calling INTC dead at $25 after the dividend cut. Never change /smg/.

>>54905461
>what does blackberry do anymore?

>>54905540
Hanes just needs to say AI AI AI AI over and over to get the price up

>>54905600
The big secret is that if we had invested in the large glut of 80s babies when they came of age in the 2000s and 2010s we'd be fine but since millennials were instead kicked around and used as cheap labor by seething boomers and jealous gen xers economic growth in real terms is dead and as millennials age without having kids the economy has no future, which is why it's retarded as an individual to give a fuck about burgerland or sustaining boomer pensions.

>>54905600
boomers will just consoom with all their easy gains
also immigration will solve any demographic issues
dystopian future here we come but financially bullish all the same, bearish for the goyim though

>>54905638
mass immigration will fix this

>FED'S JEFFERSON: INFLATION WILL COME DOWN WHILE THE ECONOMY CONTINUES TO GROW.
god I hate this fed faggots so much.

>>54905638
How do I benefit

>>54905668
It won't because like I said
>it's retarded to buy a house and 'invest in society/community' in a collapsing society trying to suck your blood with no return
Low trust shitholes suck because of that attitude. I'm resigned to working multiple jobs to boost my income as high as possible and become an overlord in a small village in the Philippines with a fresh supply of pussy every week.

>>54905618
tard pumps
does not
a
bull
market
make

Verification not required.

>>54905461
>>54905625
they sell stock

>>54904990
They're both tubers but sweet potatoes only are a little bit bigger than a russet potato, maybe two or three times bigger. Yams are like ten times the size of a potato, even an average sized one can be like 8 pounds. Plus yam skin is a lot thicker and the flesh is more "stringy" and not as uniform as sweet potato flesh is.

How is nobody paying attention to the Carvana short squeeze taking place?

>>54905688
checked and still positive
recession avoided, soft landing confirmed
thank you jerome

>>54905684
>it's retarded to buy a house and 'invest in society/community' in a collapsing society trying to suck your blood with no return
there is no alternative
that's the trick of the system

>>54905354
sauce me breh

>>54905677
That's the great part, you don't. It just falls apart and boomers/gen xers who were mad that they were no longer 'the entry level workers' get raped to death by their nigger gardeners or whatever and it all returns to ruin. There is no salvation, a 20 year market crab is now inevitable.

>>54905674
The other thing- it takes a dollar of debt to get a dollar of growth now. This is because 'debt spending' only ever goes into boomer pockets, keeping boomer businesses afloat. When Raygun was president and in the post-war 1950s, most government spending was going to younger startups- the GIs in the 1950s, the boomers in the 1980s. The failure to do the same thing for a large cohort of young people who are now hitting middle age is why real growth is forever crippled.

There's a world where 2008 bailed out millennials more than boomers and US gdp is now 40 trillion, but we don't live in that world.

>>54905674
Bostic 2.0
This faggot caused a stupid pump also a day before a dump

>>54905724
t. hoomer

>>54905712

>>54905684
Philippines is comfy as hell. I love it there.

>>54905618
>>54905688
>buy our bags, goy
The debt ceiling will come as early as early june.
Conveniently, the market usually sells off from around mid-May to early June. But I'm sure this won't be used as an excuse for big players to vacate their positions and dump on the little guy of course.

>>54905724
Literally just leave. lol.

>>54905724
>there is no alternative
He already mentioned the alternative in the post you quoted. It's called cost of living arbitrage somewhere warm and low crime. That's it.

>>54905763
>just leave bro
topkek

Is oil ever going back up?

>>54905761
>big players will sell in May and go away
well if you know what's going to happen then it's easy to make money off it, no?

I just woke up. What the hell happened to soxl?

>>54905787
No. Buy Carvana man

>>54905652
>immigration will solve any demographic issues
You build the 1st world with 3rd world 80 IQ babies. That's how you become the 3rd world.

>>54905787
If it doesn't move back to $80, then sticks around there and eventually leaves that level for the upside expect Nato/Ukraine/Russia escalations and trillion dollar war/aid packages to be conjured up ex nihilo to force it to happen.

the market is not cool

MFW I HATE DAX SO MUCH
almost no red on shitty china perspective
germany breaking down and apart
US pumping
I actually hate the US

>>54905027
Tfw never got covid or the jab

>>54905838
Maybe because DAX consists of low valued stocks that have massively increased their earnings because of muh inflation? The market doesn't equal the economy, m8. Individual stocks are doing fantastically and should be ATH

Well, I've got my portfolio set up with 11 positions. it's a nice time for me to get in still close to all time highs and a wavering market.

Time to lose money again.

>>54905815
How much of float is short?

>>54905817
yes and no
MMT removes the need for payers into the system
middle class ceases to exist
current inflate and print strategy to subsidize the welfare state will assure that
think more dystopian future like Elysium or Bladerunner
untold suffering by the masses but corporations will monopolize further and be incredibly successful off it
bullish for them, bearish for you
this is financial advice

>>54905402
One party country

>>54905855
Yes, I will never trade on macro again. Macro and TA are worthless.

anyone else longing FAZE?

>>54905899

everything is dumpingg

>>54905899
Plus you know... DAX retard strength. We had our bear market last year when stocks fell by an astronomical amount (relatively speaking). But european companies have proven time and time again that they have easily managed to defeat all the inflationary costs. They can just continue off-loading costs on us, dumb customers. Plus, rates in Europe are ridiculously low. What even is that? 3%? Historically speaking, that's literally nothing

>>54905895
>MMT removes the need for payers into the system
so this is the post-human system where biological matter no longer exists

wow gay faggots slurping the dip stick or what?

>>54905899
i trade the moon cycle now

>>54905899
>Macro and TA are worthless.
Everyone learns eventually.

Actually insane what DAX pulls off again. Always on US sessions.

>>54905941
ECB are fuckin faggots. Talking about rate hikes, but doing 25 bps. Only bluffing.

slurping this nvda dip

LMAO dax will end green on shitty china imports, I can't believe it.

>>54904588
AI

Military intervention in Zimbobway in:
5
>4
3
>2
1
>1

what did they mean by this?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>completely doxxed myself in here 2 years ago
>people wanted to know who I was too
>no one noticed my doxx
>today I return
how’s it been lads. Shame about WKHS

>>54906046
it'd be hilarious of china protected them and pushed to use brics

>>54906069
>no one cared who I was until I was doxxed

>>54906046
The present issue of money in general does not correspond with the requirements per head, and
cannot therefore satisfy all the needs of the workers. The issue of money ought to correspond with the
growth of population and thereby children also must absolutely be reckoned as consumers of currency
from the day of their birth. The revision of issue is a material question for the whole world.
YOU ARE AWARE THAT THE GOLD STANDARD HAS BEEN THE RUIN OF THE STATES
WHICH ADOPTED IT, FOR IT HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO SATISFY THE DEMANDS FOR MONEY,
THE MORE SO THAT WE HAVE REMOVED GOLD FROM CIRCULATION AS FAR AS POSSIBLE.
GENTILE STATES BANKRUPT
With us the standard that must be introduced is the cost of working-man power, whether it be
reckoned in paper or in wood. We shall make the issue of money in accordance with the normal
requirements of each subject, adding to the quantity with every birth and subtracting with every death.

I bet against the great satan(us of a) and lost

Oil to $60

How much energy fuels are you guys holding?

>>54905638
They're called jews anon

If the economy is going to collapse into oblivion shouldn't I get a gun?

>>54905997
Which is why the market is pumping hard. They are calling out ECB for being pussies. ECB is just a weaker version of FED and everyone knows it. Lagarde is a sociopath that revels in high inflation since it means higher profits and reduction of debt.
In her own words, she is looking very closely at food prices... nigga wat? If she did that, she would have raised rates significantly more and sooner. Food prices are ten times the inflationary rate but yeah okay Lagarde.
What actually frightens me is that nobody is calling her out on her bs when everybody is giving Powell shit. Does she hold everyone by their balls or what? Are people afraid of her?

>>54906098
the greenbacks themselves are a token of labor, where did the paper come from? labor

smg bros. I have an embarrassing question - is the frog pronounced "Peep" or "Pep-ay"? I think I've been saying it wrong... =|

BULLISH!!!!!!
DIE SMELLY BROWN PEOPLE. IN THE NAME OF HASHEM!

>>54906147
I thought it was pep ay like pepe le pew

>>54906147
pronounced pee pee poo poo like the waste it is.

Why do I always get fucked when it comes to stocks? Two years ago, I decided to get into swing trading. And I lost money. I was down about 10% and just decided fuck it.

And so, I parked my money into SPY. Because people said to just leave money in an ETF and forget it and don't try to play the markets. So I did that, put everything into SPY, and two years went by. I basically broke even in dollar amount but because of inflation I got fucked even worse than my first go at it.

And here I am again, but this time I'm picking a few stocks I think will do well in a stagflation market leading to a recession. If this goes like my other attempts I'm going to get fucked again. I don't know why I always lose. I'm not panic selling. I literally held SPY for almost 2 years straight and didn't get shit out of it.

>>54906173
serious question, why is that financial news? shouldnt that story be saved for the morning joe's of the media?

>>54906147
>pep-ay-lmfao
but apujista is better

>>54906144
She isn't looking at anything besides in a tanning salon. This bitch is convicted and wasn't punished for it. EU is corrupt and it's obvious. This other guy was convicted for bribery recently (Kazimir)

They even took MARCH as their baseline, albeit april data being out. Why the fuck would you do that? Claiming inflation went down, though April being 0,1% up again. Clownmafia.

is it legal for your employer to "black out" days that you can request off?

>>54906147
the BASED
thing to do
is pronounce it how you want
and
if anyone corrects you
tell them
no
they are the retards
who
have
it
wrong

Should I switch my 401k to international stocks?
I am explicity asking for financial advice

>>54906217
Depends on company policy and laws for your area

>>54905813
Semiconductors are over, it's all about full conductors now.

>>54905799
>market trends persist over decades and are correct about 3/4 of the time
>"you can't like, predict the market, man"
I'm curious what you even do, if not slow long term investing. Do you just buy things "on a hunch" hoping it'll go up?

>>54906233
texas which is anti workers rights lol

>>54906236
>Semiconductors are over, it's all about full conductors now
>He isn't already invested in doubleconductors
Ngmi

>>54906218
I agree

>>54906236
>Do you just buy things "on a hunch" hoping it'll go up?
Are you telling me this isn't what bulls permanently do?

>>54906199
Maybe you should change your game plan. I've taken some pretty bad beats myself. At this point I only play an etf when we aren't crabbing otherwise I stock pick based on what had the most movement that day.
Holding doesn't always work out. Sometimes you need to sell for that loss and take the next opportunity you see. That or pick a nice dividend to keep throwing money into.

>>54905943
Yes and that's a good reason to assume it will win. Never bet against the 400 year old capitalist AI egregore.

baker welfare check

>>54906284
That's what I did. I sold all my SPY shares and reinvested into 11 different coompanies.

I need my TCRX and ENSC bags to pamp

Anyone buying qurate retail (QRTEA), michael burry stock that is super undervalued and popping right now, 500 mln cap while ebitda for the year will be around 1.5 billion

NEW

>>54906320

>>54906320

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>>54906320

>>54906285

>>54906199
Just buy any natgas ETF that isn't BOIL (like UNL) and I guarantee you being massively up by the end of August. Go ahead and screencap this if you want.

>>54906199
Because of inflation anybody got fucked who only broke even or did small wins or even losses. Inflation is so bad, you had to at least double your networth.

>>54906343
Natural gas is so volatile it has double digit percentage movements in a day regularly. I said investment. Commodities aren't an investment and they're zero sum.

>>54906431
Oh well I said my piece.

>>54906305
>11 different coompanies
Woah maybe pick 2 or 3. I hope it turns out well.
I went with puts on Eli Lilly today. If it pumps tomorrow morning I'm doing it again.

>>54906498
I have 3 of them that are 15% of my portfolio, but most are 5%. It's for diversification

>>54906199
People have been saying recession is imminent since February of 22; all those consumer goods stocks that are supposed to perform well in bad environments are overpriced now; you’re better off with the ETFs than trying to outdo the market that way

>>54905941
This and not nearly everything that has once been in Europe has been outsourced to Asia yet.

>>54906144
>Are people afraid of her?
She's a woman and therefore not to be criticised.