/biz/ - Business & Finance

the anon below this post is GAY

this thread has been schwabbed. You will never make it, and you will be happy

How did you get this recording of my account last year?

Hate you vaxxxies

What happened to the anon that used to post this gif with the same losing % every day?

Utilities and building material stocks will continue to pull up while other sectors bounce up and down but show weakness. Oil is something anons shouldn't touch unless they offer strong dividend growth and are at minimum a large cap stock, everything else doesn't matter to the retail investor in oil stocks. Consumer defensives and health stocks are awful plays when bond yields are up so high and commodities are entirely cyclical and uncorrelated with market cycles.

>>54900446
Well, at a certain point, that loss compounds to too much. F

This is going to be one of those collapses that you don't recover from.

>>54900457
Bond yields aren't up high yet. Inflation isn't at peak yet.

>>54900482
Yeah yeah, tell that to every doomposter for the past 5 years who has been wrong so far. The wrong timing is the same as being wrong entirely.

>>54900523
Hey you apologize to Michael Burry right now.

>>54900532
BOJ just announced balance sheet shrinking. Its going to rain US treasuries again

>>54900523
>>54900532
Ignore the yield curve at your own peril.

>>54900541
Damn it's like a sneak attack on one of our military bases.

>>54900541
>Its going to rain US treasuries again
oh dear. how terrible..

>>54900487
>checks folio
>materials and utilities killing it
>johnson n fucking johnson slowing down

I will keep buying in utilities and materials and frontrun the post jerome fed when the next chair drops rates to make their green energy fraud economy a reality.

>>54900552
I've been watching 10y-3mo and it just keeps going.

>futures

/smg/ owes me entertaining posts

>>54900665
WHY THO

>futures

should i be putting money in a 457 if it's available to me?

>presents

>JP Morgan thinks the US will "temporarily outlaw short selling" to mitigate the banking crisis
Well doesn't that just flip your biscuit

lmfao

>>54900738
Watch these two animals interacting.

>>54900771
>thinks
And how, pray tell, did they arrive at that conclusion?

>>54900814
They probably conspired with all the other banks and they got together at a cocktail party with policymakers who will somehow get a kickback from it

>>54900386
based

>>54900828
So, you’ve been watching succession as well, huh? I’m starting to believe these retards make their shitty conspiracies half-cocked with their sycophants reassuring them of their plan’s efficacy. How sad that we spent all those years trying to cipher out the elite’s intentions when they’re even more capricious than your average joe.

>>54900771
holy shit

but I'm shorting stocks
what the fuck this shit is rigged

is that weird guy from Michigan still making videos? i lost his channel

>>54900961
type johnnyfathands into youtube

>>54900908
All it means is you won’t be able to keep buying shorts on the way down. Once you enter into an options contract it’s inviolable simply because laws aren’t retroactive.

Means to me that you should buy puts while you can, or JP Morgan has the super-Alpha and knows the government is gonna bail everyone out with more liquidity.

>>54900771
JP Morgan can suck my furry dick.

>>54900961
He had to delete his original channel because someone in his real life found it. He has a new one: >>54900972
His schedule isn't regular anymore, cause he's lazy and drunk all the time

>>54900987
based

>>54900979
but won't this force a short covering rally??

>options contracts
I said I'm short stocks. I have no puts, I am short the common stock of several shitcos.

>>54900371
>The insurgent baker is at it again.
Just tell me if you're buying more semiconductors this quarter or not, Rashid.

I'm 5'11" therefore I will die a virgin. How do I make some money in the meantime? My current plan is to long spy puts next paycheck. How will this work out for me?

>>54900446
Still here and still losing to the... fuck me, 5% daily inflation.

>>54900541
Debt ceiling raise is the immediate treasury rain you gotta worry about. Ueda's just doing vague jawboning.

>>54900972
>>54900988
yeah, he really needs to create some new content. that shit is stale.

>>54900750
>natural gas futures

>>54901050
i'm 5'9" and had sex no more than an hour ago

SKYT KINGS WWA

>>54901101
Yeah, but he doesn't want a sore asshole afterwards.

>>54900979
>be JPM
>say shorts are going to be stopped
>it's not retroactive
>betta buy shorts now
>markets pump on your puts

>>54901116
JAMIE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>54900562
Thats bearish for stocks. When bond yield rises. risk assets FALL...

>>54901110
>sodomy is sex
where are you from, california?

>>54900562
>>54901126
It would also bankrupt underwater regionals even more. :^)

>>54901143
That's bullish though. The banking crisis only ends when we run out of banks; no bank, no crisis.

>>54901126
>>54901143
you don't get it. I don't plan to but the stocks. I plan to buy the bonds. and hold to maturity..

>>54901156
TLT?
or Treasury Direct?

>>54901161
if you didn't buy direct, you paid too much

>>54901161
If you have a real broker such as Fidelity you can buy direct without having to deal with 1990's tier outdated interfaces, randome outages, or ETFs.
Also, ETFs inherently cannot hold to maturity (unless noone ever sells lol)

>>54901194
How do you buy direct? Is there a ticker or something?

your analysis of this chart?

>>54901194
...and by direct I mostly mean secondary market. but don't worry. that's where the good stuff will be.
I think you can actually get new issues too but I haven't looked into it.

>VNR

/b/ really just doesn't do raids anymore, does it?
>>>/b/898954955

>>54901203
https://treasurydirect.gov/

You can also go to DC and walk into the Treasury. Demand to speak with Yellen and refuse to leave until she sells you the bonds you want. Remember: *she* works for *you*

>>54901103
Right here bro. Been here the whole time.

$20 here we come. My bros who work there said everything shit the bed last quarter too so such an earnings beat is a huge bullish indicator.

>>54901050
I’m 5’9” and fucking a 5’11” girl a decade younger than me. You can make it bro

>>54901194
Schwab is a real broker, but I've never tried to buy bonds. I was under the impression that bonds are for homosexuals.

>>54901210
We'll see a janky drop on the Fed's assets once they sort out the FDIC loan (formerly emergency borrowing by First Republic (formerly Chuck's))

>>54901210
So like, it’s going to go up, and if it doesn’t, it will probably go down.

Are you all ready for another round of laughing at tech layoffs?

https://twitter.com/eladgil/status/1655637391137439745

>>54901249
how do I do it?

>>54901325
if you hate tech trannies so much, why don't you just spam their homeland?
>>>/b/898954955
it's easy and takes less than 5 minutes.
I've literally already gotten 100 views on a single post of "I just don't like black people" -- that's several whole days of views on john rocker's videos

Do it. Fall for it. Do it.

Makes Crash harder, better, faster, stronger
N-n-now that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger

I need you to hurry with this crash right now
'Cause I can't wait much longer
I got a bag full of puts.
'Cause I can't get much wronger
Man, I've been waiting all month
That's how long I been waiting.

(Work it harder, make it better)
(Do it faster, makes us stronger)
I need you crash right NOW
(More than ever, hour after hour, work)
I need you crash right NOW

Let's get crashed tonight
You could be my Bobo tonight
I'll be the market so you can go down on me tonight.

Damn, they don't care about P/E like use to
I ask, 'cause I'm not sure
Do anybody care about earnings anymore?
Bow in the presence of greatness

You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake rally shit
So go ahead, go nuts, go apeshit
'Specially in my Red candles
Act like you can't tell who gave you this rally
New Gospel, homie, take six and take this, haters

Whatever keeps rallying.
Can't kill me.
Can only make me stronger
The longer you rally the harder you fall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsO6ZnUZI0g

>>54901325
Are these right wing pronouns?

NVDA warns revenue tumbles 25%!!!!!!

>>54901485
Imagine how much money you would have made if you went all in on NVDA the day after and held until 2021

>>54901325
>tech lay offs
Buy the dip :D

Kinda feels like if a bearish trends gets any kind of momentum it's going to start a cascade. That's why all the distribution going on.

>>54901549
that looks cute

>>54901549
cope harder bobo

>>54901702
SELL IN MAY
GO AWAY
MOO MOO

>>54900770
why is gorlock the destroyer here? this is supposed to be my safe place where I despair about not being rich with dextools and complain about reality

>>54901359
Needs correction

>>54901475
No, those are actual nouns.

Do you guys play Tradle? I got today's in 2 guesses somehow
https://oec.world/en/tradle/

Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down

Who dat thinkin' they investin'? Oh, now?
Market toppin', show me somethin' to cash out
I remember sellin' puts and calls
Now it's stocks and cryptos for the whole crowd

Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down

Ayy, I remember low P/Es, that old style
Now we're talkin' 'bout Bobo, in the bull's eyes
Ain't nobody prayin' for me
Those days are over, profits ain't guaranteed

Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down

Get ready for the downturn, brace for the storm
Anon here to warn you, just stay informed
I got a bag full of puts and a clear sight
Hold on tight, market's in for a wild night

Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down, be cautious
Crash it, sit down

Be cautious, my frens, don't be too bold
In these uncertain times, don't lose control
Stick by Bobo, we'll make it through
Just stay humble, remember what you knew

I'm a midwest chad and i'm tired of pretending that cityfags get to share the same air I breath...

https://youtu.be/mt84J7U75e0

Bros, how should I be sitting in my chair so I dont get issues

when will the jews start pushing the debt ceiling fud

>>54901885
buy a better chair

>>54901891
look at me
I am the jews now

You look me in the goddamn eyes and tell me we aren't going to crash. We've hit the second top. If you use fib levels from the last two highs, it comes out to 416.48, and we just bumped it (417.62) and fell back below it. 2 month treasuries were the highest yield today. If you don't have some kind of downside protection for the next 3-4 months, you're ngmi

I also have 2 beautiful children, and a wonderful wife. Imagine procreating with 3dpd. Lol. Lmao even

this thread is on it's way to be the worst /smg/ of all time for sure now

Thread theme
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XdWh7yD-AL8&feature=share

>>54901921
Are you brown?

Is the yield curving slowly uninverting? It looks flatter. Long term seems to be rising. Are faggotbulls finally realizing that rates will stay higher? That, I hope so, rates will never be lower again (at least below 2)

>>54901943
The longer we stay inverted the worse it will be, and once it uninverts, we're historically going to crash within 2-4 weeks

I call this one "the Bart"

>>54901955
good. That's what needs to happen. Inflation this high won't stop with spending and consuming this high. A soft landing is nothing else than stretching the problem over several years wth the effect that you bleed everyboy slowly out.


China import is plunging, exports slowing. It's obvious china is going the protectonism route and will try to mainly export and reduce importing heavily. And this market still not crashing, some newspapers even trying to picture it in a somewhat good way (as expected, blabla).

>>54902000 (checked)
>A soft landing is nothing else than stretching the problem over several years with the effect that you bleed everyboy slowly out.
>with the effect that you bleed everyboy slowly out
But this is a perfectly viable outcome, it can happen due to malice

>>54902000
With this market I mean europe and US who are heavily exporting to china.Revenue in chinese region will retreat badly. I think for apple it already happened. And they will try to decrease it further.

For 6 months now their imports are decreasing, sometimes -10%, sometimes -1%, today -7,9%. This isn't a reopening, and the price of copper and iron shows. They don't want foreign products anymore.

>"Just ban short selling."
So Elon finally got his say?

>>54902031
>This isn't a reopening, and the price of copper and iron shows. They don't want foreign products anymore.
Interesting. Now, part of that surely has to do with the DXY being so high, which has historically hurt international trade (or at least a strong local currency makes foreign country imports suffer). I'm sure the high treasury rates aren't inspiring confidence in US markets either

>>54902039
That's a huge fucking top signal, anon.

>>54902039
Did he "ask" for this? Which companyowner wouldn't want that?

>>54902054
Yes, a stronger dollar sure makes international trade harder for most econonomies. Imports are way more expensive and exports cheaper. For the US importing was cheap but exporting expensive. This might explain the strong consumption of the US, due to the exceptionally strong dollar in q3-q4 2022. Now with it reversing US consumption may slow down, especially in combination with higher rates. But from what I've read here it's NORMAL to be in debt in the US, so most might not even care.

I think china regulates their currency to the USD themselves. They set the rate at their will and it seems like the US accepts.

>>54901896
there's something about women with fat soft heavy milkers resting on tables and stuff that gets me good.

>>54902000
This is genuinely getting pathetic. Why can't bobos just admit that they were wrong? The market crashed in 2022, it was a generational bottom and you missed it expecting some apocalyptic black swan event that is never going to happen. In 2022 I went long in stocks at a 30%, 40% and even 60% discount, that WAS the crash you were waiting for.

>>54902148
If a recession or a close to recessionary state has no effect on stocks, that is true.

Probably gonna start going long soon too, depending on how the market will act in may/june.

>>54902148
I will go long when the ATH becomes a support.

>>54901325
>tech lay offs

Let me guess, AMZN is gonna lay off 500k warehouse wagies or another 20k white collar coders? Maybe both?

>>54902177
But we won't even reach that. The ATH of 2021 is gone. Without 0% interest and a supply deficit "justifying" higher prices, nothing will pump like this again.

More women are working while having children under the age of 3.

>Die Industriestaaten-Organisation OECD rät dazu, weitere Maßnahmen zu ergreifen, um Frauen längere Arbeitszeiten zu ermöglichen.

OECD advises to take on further measures, so that women can have longer working hours. LmAo, yes yes more cheap labour.

>>54902199
Guy's plugged in, and you can read the thread. Buncha coders at dozens of places nobody's heard of - "Concentration is in mid to late private tech companies"

>>54902177
what's the point of that strategy exactly? I am curently up 34% overall this year because I bought the dip in 2022. When we get anywhere close to 2021 ATH, I'm going to sell and realise a pretty decent profit. Why are you unironically advocating for a buy high sell low strategy?

>>54902221
the stock market has gone from ATH to ATH for the last 200 years.

>futures

>>54902256
Because I think there will be a significant downturn in the next several months and I don't want to buy the top; Reaching new ATHs should show safety and that we're back to normal. But there's too many things in this clown show that put me off from buying right now, so I wait.
t. Down 20% this year

>>54902256
>close to 2021 ATH
Lmao, and you talk about us being pathetic.

>>54902260
They are dancing like negresses when at most they are muttinas.
Shamefur dispray.

EU pumping on bad china news. This market has lost any grasp on reality.

3900 eow

Especially DAX pumping the most, which makes the less sense, since germany is highly affected by china trade.

>futures

>>54902235
got a feeling that it will spread everywhere again like a plague

>>54902304
It's all about that fuckin CPI data tomorrow. That's what's pathetic. US data rules EU stocks.

>>54902294
What's the bad china news?

>>54902305

>>54902314
>fuckin CPI data tomorrow.
Any predictions on that?

>>54902314
EU is a marshall state

>>54902317
Again -7,9% imports after -1%, -10%, -7,5%, -10%

Exports after +14% going back to +8%.

>>54902326
I'd say +5 headline

>>54902329
Thank you

>>54902260
Sexo

every earnings play I lose, even though fucking company beats like PYPL but they still just sell off after hours.
it's literally just all-in megacaps doesn't matter if they beat or not they pump anyway

>ECB members declaring more hikes to come.
>China shits the bed
>Industrial production dead
>Orders dead
EU not dying, especially DAX not dying.

No clue on what hopes this market is living on. Q1 was ok, but Q2 should be shit. If the market was forwardlooking it would adjust, but it isn't.

>>54902353
>I'd say +5 headline
And that means?

>>54902368
HIGHER. FOR. LONGER.

Yields...

>>54902368
Higher for longer (what powell says all the tirme) = down. No rate cuts,
The numbers are already heavily skewed, because of that Oil pump from march-may/june. The really interesting data will be after july.

What about the paper tigers in the forest?

>>54902387
whore

>>54902383
PRICED. IN.

>>54902387
yields finally uninverting.
the real fun can begin soon(tm)

The dark tigers. In the pools. You didn't listen.

Why don‘t YOU trade forex, anon

What's this I hear about Biden restricting bank withdrawals

>>54902260
That's about the most unsexy dance possible, especially the beginning. Shuffle is neutral but the wild gyrations at the start did not please the dick. Not at all.
Anyway spy is headed to 404. It's happening.

>>54902366
You don't look forward enough. MU said 2025 recovery and it pumped. Everything in between is just noise and "natural PE ratio cycle"

>>54902412
I'll listen after the tigers are roaring.
VVIX spread is rumbling

>>54902411
>>54902408
1M finally inverts then Douki gets the guy
This is super bearish IMO


(spoiler)
https://files.catbox.moe/vm2g7j.jpg

>>54902418
If you think equities are bullshit, forex is twice as bad.

>>54902439
Same. Used to shuffle so these move are ok, but I don't get why they thought it was a good idea to add this attempt to twerk like an epileptic. it just breaks the flow

>>54902407
But banks were pricing in rate cuts. And now the shift. So how is everything always priced in, you cunt permabull?

>>54902441
What do I care about MU. MU is riding the tech-AI bubble. Chatbots are the result of AI.

>>54901898
>You look me in the goddamn eyes and tell me we aren't going to crash
I'm not saying there'll never be a correction, but that picture is and always has been nothing but doomer porn. It ignores the fact that the shit & piss is the defacto pension fund of the entire developed world. The amount of inflows are fucking biblical, to say the least. If you short it, you're essentially betting against mankind and if you're in even half right the money that you make would be useless anyway.
>If you use fib levels from the last two highs
My horoscope says otherwise

>>54902407
Is a taiwan war also priced in? Or a victory of Ukraine or Russia? Are you priced in?

>>54902496
Yes I'm priced in you but are priced out

>>54902474
this must be bait.
the cycle repeats because humans are greedy pigs. it stops working if 100% is traded by AI until then we will have boom&bust cycles

>>54902500
How's that? I though we would reach 2021 ATH?

>>54902472
Dude, MU is the forefront of memory chip market. This market is currently being crushed and they missed earning by like 50%. They didn't even said "AI" like any other overhyped dipshits. They just said " we think that's the bottom, we see recovery in 2025" and they pumped 10%
A lot of people a forecasting a recession that would be overlooked by the market (i.e not priced in) which would mean that all the PE ratio would shoot up the sky before coming down once the recession is finished. Hence you see Yurop pumping on no or bad news. It's because their PE ratio are low relatively to US

>>54902512
>the cycle repeats because humans are greedy pigs. it stops working if 100% is traded by AI until then we will have boom&bust cycles
The fuck does that even have to do with what we were discussing?

>>54902522
bobo there is no doubt we will reach 2021 ATH it's your last chance to get in

>>54902530
do you even understand why the chart you're referring to as "doomer porn" have this cycles?

>>54902366
The best way to build GDP is to dilute the living standards of the population by turning everything into Mutterica silly.

>>54902534
>no doubt
>market stuck for half a year now.
In 10 years maybe

I have a date with a zoomer girl in 2 hours, wish me luck.

>>54902552
>In 10 years maybe
don't be scared, just buy

>>54902418
I do trade all commodities including this aka my favorite. Skill gap is too big on forex; like mountains big compared to everything else.
>>54902420
>Not having a swiss account and ready for the bear drop and black swan.

>ECB's Kazimir: According to available statistics, the ECB will need to maintain raising interest rates for a longer period of time than expected.

reminder that civil servants will milk inflation as much as they can so that they wont have to pay their debt

>>54902418
I have a broker in the Bahamas and I'm cleared to trade forex and CFDs on 500:1 leverage
I don't because I'm not retarded - I haven't created and backtested a reliable trading system yet.

the good thing is, even if the lampshades keep up with their financial tricks, it can't last forever, there will be a point when they just can't keep going.
looks like it will happen around the time of the debt ceiling, so probably around June 1st or possibly earlier

>>54901325
13 50
hmmmmm...

i just fell for a scam and lost 60$

>>54902663
But you learned something

>>54902663
Ticker?

>>54902663
you saved the village from starving

OH MY GOOD WE'RE 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM COLLAPSE!!!

been hearing this for the last few years now

>>54902418
But I do (or did)

>>54902447
Forex unironically makes more sense than equities. Not in general, but in the sense that there's more determinism, like you could know JPY would do badly by looking at Bank of Japan shenanigans.

>>54902722
Don't be so confident until you've traded it a bit though. Central banks set the exchange rate, constantly, throughout the day. They get a significant amount of revenue by wiping out daytraders on popular pairs, such as EUR/USD and USD/JPY.

uh, Oilbros? I don't like the way the line looks.

>>54902692
>>54902697
>>54902703
i tried to buy tickets to a show and it was a scam
i feel had bros

>>54902722
Might make more sense, but if you are wrong, you are wrong. Look at EUR/CHF, one direction for decades.

>>54902740

apple fall from tree

>>54902791
how do I profit from this?

>>54902587
wtf

>>54902663
>>54902703
>60.00 USD = 4925.55 INR
>Naan Bread (500gr) ≈ 40.78 INR (Mumbai average price)
>120.78 units of Naan Bread
>1 unit of Naan Bread ≈ 4 slices ≈ 2 servings
>60.00 USD feed about 241 villagers
>average village population in India is roughly around 1300 people
it takes about 5.4 scams equal to 60.00 USD per day to feed the average Indian village. You did not feed the village Sir, but you greatly helped. Thank you.

>>54902849
What do you mean wtf? Is that not normal? In the US, you can only do 1:1 leverage on metals. Any kind of foreign broker would be required to do anything greater.
But it all comes down to backtesting, having a system, and risk management. If nothing else, high leverage means you can have more concurrent trades.

>>54902878
what broker is it?

>futes

>>54902883
Blueberry Markets, I got $100 in them right now and I can get a $200 signup bonus when I deposit $1000 (since I followed NNFX's referral link) but I haven't really used them enough to have an opinion

>>54902896
Wild, man.

>>54902571
buy now?

EU finally getting hammered after realizing China isn't friends anymore.

I am looking into a stock

if you guys feel dumb in thinking the shitnpiss should be at 3200 and isn't, then don't feel too bad. people who are or were considered the elite financial analysts like Gundlach, Mike Wilson, Kolanovic, Jim Bianco, Stanley Druckenmiller, hardly any of them permabears, have been wrong recently. Even Elon Musk is bearish and has fucktons of consumer related data available to him to make trends clear.
The question is how long they will remain wrong.
Just saying, I wouldn't bet against them for too long. They have access to FAR more data than we do. Basically we're right bobros. Don't take the side of Jim Cramer and Tom Lee, two of the biggest fuckwits imaginable in the financial space, just because the lampshade people are keeping this shit running on fumes.

>>54902982
I wish it were me...

>>54903005
whoever buys at those levels deserves the pain coming

>>54903017
Why would I look into you?

>>54903005
nobody would ever think to take side of jm cramer.

Data simply points to weaker data. China slowing, regressing. Higher rates everywhere. Still higher costs. Consumer will weaken.

>>54903034
there are fuckwits ITT right now who are bullish and memeing others into being bullish, and maybe they're just shitposting but still

>>54903034
What I don't get is why economists predict weaker 2024 data. especially weaker gdp, albeit q1 2023 being already weaker than anticipated. So what is the bullish case if the old prediction and to a degree wrong prediction (q 1 2023) was true? Why would you buy into decreasing gdp in 2024?

>>54903040
anon, as a bobo it's a very good sign seeing people switching sides, covering shorts and slurping le dip.
you just know the retard pump this whole year is coming to an end.

>>54903046
>>54903040
Gold being bullish is certainly not a good sign. Often thinking about shorting, but only short term. But it seems way too dangerous

>>54903051
true

>>54901485
I hate how they are allowed to give an early warning to prevent a huge dump, but if the news is good they keep it a secret. Hows this even fair? Feels like they're just manipulating the price cause the CEO probably gets some bonus if it hits certain expectations or better. And what easier way to reduce them by saying itll be bad before it happens and getting them to reduce it even if it means a dump now.

>>54901885
I already have issues. Hemorroids come back way too easily.

If I move around and stuff they see less agitated as long as I keep it up, but about a month and a half of being lazy causes it to come back and Im bleeding at the toilet. Not a fan of having it rubberbanded.

>>54903151
for me it's sitting straight + having a memory-foam cushion + using probiotics (alive not dead, like S. boulardii https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=boulardii )

living Probiotics are very good to improve anything related to digestion

>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
>BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
SBB baggies on suicide watch

>>54901898
>>54902474
>>54902512
>>54902530
Interjecting here anons, but in my opinion the problem of trying to apply the doomer chart to the S&P500 is the fact that you're trying to apply it to a 20 year scale chart of basically humanity, and if your chart was right (And I really don't think it will be) it requires the last 20 years of technological and economic progress to revert and for the economy to go below where it was in 2000, with inflation still included.

The problem is this isn't a single stock, or meme coin, all of the things that caused the rise, computers, the internet, the building of the world itself still exists, they won't go anywhere, the value isn't purely theoretical but grounded in real physical things, places, companies with buildings and products with revenue.

Even then, if your chart was even close to accurate, and the 20 year S&P dropped that catastrophically fast and the U.S lost multiple decades of growth, you'd probably die in the collapse that would occur due to everyone in the country losing their pensions, savings, everything all at once.

>>54903189
But look at 2008. in comparison to that we haven't even dropped remotely close in 2022. Was is the end of the world bak then? no, took a few years to recover. All the stuff you counted was there back then too.

>>54900457
qrd on building material stocks? any recommendations?

>>54903189
340-360 is a realistic level under higher rates+ recession if not lower for a short term until it rebounds to 340-380.

>>54903189
At the end of the day everyone knows this shit isn't sustainable and Western civilization has become a game of musical chairs.

>>54903212
>All the stuff you counted was there back then too.
Not true, 3G iPhone had just come out that summer. The last 15 years saw the world begin to revolve around the smartphone.
Also eggs are up 400% so why wouldn't stocks be.

>>54903244
3g what?

>>54903189
s&p down to around 1600 which is 2007 peak and where the fake and gay money started
all this excess liquidity needs to go out of the system before a new bull run can start

ES will test 4100

>>54903184
fucking lol, on the avanza forum they are talking about the evil shorters and asking how long the recovery will take

Pic related are the SP 500 companies with the lowest short float %. Which ones should I buy?

We slurping PACW today boyos?

>>54903283
if the ”excess liquidity” disappears there wont be a system

Still don't understand how the daily on DAX is the weakest drop today on China news (if that is the reason) while China being the largest trade partner of germany.What retarded bullshit. France is that high exactly because of china (LMVH).

Why am I even asking for logic. You can clearly see how all markets/indices are pumping at the same time. What logic is there in?

>ECB'S VASLE: INFLATION IS BECOMING INCREASINGLY STUBBORN.
uh oh stinky

>>54903398
considering a deep depression is on the menu the 1600 is even a conservative bet

>>54903411
market doesn't care, actually pumps. Rate hikes don't matter anymore. For this market to come down something has to crack, otherwise these boomers will hold on to their stocks and the zoomer faggots won't stop buying every dip. And even if it crashes they'll still throw money into every drop thinking it is only a dip.

>>54903416
two more weeks right?

>>54903430
And that probably with money from loans, debt money, creditcardmaxxing.

>>54903430
why would rate hikes matter, inflation is 10% and interest rates are 3%

SPX bros... The Oracle of ©Mott Capital has spoken

>>54901921
>skincolor of that female child is the reason why the economy gets worse and worse every year

>>54903459
Are you talking about UK? There it officially is 10.
Other places less.

>>54903510
also in Sweden

>>54903440
over 50% of russell 2000 small caps (i.e. the bottom 2000 of the russell 3000) don't make any profit and will disappear. those are just the public traded companies. the shit show already started in the background. over 60% workforce is in a small or midcap company and a shit ton of people will lose their job, can't pay their mortgages, housing market collapse etc.. for companies lending conditions/access to credit will get even tighter so how do they growth looking forward? they won't. they downsize by layoffs and profit will shrink until they disappear
hurr durr just print money? say hello to hyperinflation
the F.E.D. just can't win anymore it's literally over.

>>54903488
I can see your profile picture faggot

>>54903488
Ummm that's not the real Mott Capital. Their TA is much more advanced.

I see a rise for ES, fall for VIX and DXY
then a test of the 4100 for ES?

>>54903550
we all can

>>54903550
Damn I guess I should except pizzas delivered to my home any second now then

If SCHW keeps tanking what does that mean for my stocks and all my cash I got holding there?

>>54903592
What do you want on it?

>>54903550
crabs are not real

CVNA is going to continue going up

>>54903596
Is SWVXX, the MM fund, a safe place for cash? In the event that SCHW does get bought out, would their in house MM funds survive?

>>54903611
vanguard mmf are the safest place to be, unironically

>>54903548
>bobo iq
they have been printing money for decades, the ”FED” knows exactly what they are doing, wagecucks will get fucked by inflation and they will be happy

lol


https://twitter.com/1MarkMoss/status/1655799607258132480

>>54900798
I was entertained

>>54903638
>mumu iq
they were able to print because of low inflation. they even hoped for at least 2% inflation which they couldn't achieve for a long time, until inflation got out of control. here we are
and if you know history then you would know that high inflation always leads to depression and wars. you can't ignore it.

>yields

>>54902982
>>54903025
How much money do I need to get a wombat? That would truly be the made it goal.

>>54903499
Checked and yep

Fuckin hate these slow slides on really bad data (industrial production, china import/export). But instant pumps (friday) on irrelevant news.(us jobs)

>>54903651
they are not going to start a war because the current tranny military cant win one, the only way the jew ponzi doesnt crash is through inflation

>Airbnb
Hope you bought puts

>>54903744
Checked.
>futures

>>54903753
pretty based desu

skyworks, qualcomm dropping. NO DEMAND FOR shItPHONES

when will euro stocks finally keep up with america

>>54903762
And?

>>54903777
That's why Italy is so high in debt

>>54903777
Is this why always smell funny when I meet them?

>>54903652
Douki-chan is not a whore. She would never expose her bare feet so lewdly.

>>54903710
civil war is possible but that's the "end game" after a long period of high inflation, depression. I don't think (((they))) would let it happen and rather do a Volcker. not a schizo doomer who thinks it going that far,, but I don't believe multi decade free money printing is done with a small -20% blip with no fear or capitulation. we still in a bear market counter trend rally and not a new """"bull market""""

>>54903803
>She would never expose her bare feet so lewdly
I can't stand you niggas.

>>54903803
Ya she normally covers them up

>>54903798
Most italians don't even own showers. I've seen godfather 2

already missed my opportunity
to make $60 in the premarkets

I’ve got like 20k in gold miners

>>54903829

>>54902363
>im a huge retard
>why am I so dumb
>what is volatility

>>54903411
Time to pump the DAX again

>>54903845
it had +- 7% implied move, retard

>>54903829
Soon to be 10k

>>54903753
Its impressive what goes on in the minds of the mentally ill

>>54903865
Nobody tell him

>>54902663
It happens to everyone

>>54903884
kek

>>54903890
have you even checked earnings?

>>54903884
Probably, gold will probably go to 5k and gold miners will cut in half

>>54903860
stfu , no

>>54903900
Ha, good one anon.

>>54903900
Earnings don't mean anything

>>54903860
So fuckin retarded. Pumps on stupid US jobs data, but doesn't finally die on shitty china import, industrial production and orders. Macro is a meme, TA is a meme. Sentiment is everything

>>54903920
Ill bet he bought options
On earnings lmao

Huh mumu sisters why the market is red today?

>>54901549
maou-sensei!

I'm looking for some megacaps at good prices that could ride out these uncertain times. I have AMZN, DG, SO, and JNJ

Anybody want to help me with ideas? There's other companies I'm interest in, but now doesn't look like a good time to buy in.

>>54903817
>I've seen godfather 2
You goddamn guineas really make me laugh...

>>54903921
>>54903860
almost forgot 0% gdp

>>54903930
I've 500 shares at $68 bought December, I've more buy orders below $70. if it hits at market open I'll have 250 more :^)

>>54903937
just buy VTI or VT

>futes

>Saudi Aramco reported a 19% drop in oil profit
Oilbros, we ready for another OPEC cut?

This motherfuckin slowgrind on EU, I can't take it anymore. Living on life support

And now premarketburgers slurp, faggotmericans

>>54903942
Well at least you werent the biggest retard you could be
Dont trade around earnings

Futes dropping 0.1% an hour...0.4 down now, should stabilise soon

>>54903959
I am ready for an embargo
Niggas still emptying the spr

>>54903987
I wouldn't buy before earnings but I always light up some positions after a earnings pump. would've been nice if PYPL pumped 1 day before CPI. oh well,..

It's already May.

>>54904039
May deez nuts

>>54902314
CPI doesn't matter
>cool CPI market pumps on quicker rate cuts
>hot CPI market pumps because higher prices mean higher profits

>>54900738
I don't know why, but all of these pepe pictures are maximum comfy. The only thing microshit has ever given us that was good, is MS Paint.

Oh, and BlackBerry is going from 5 to 20 USD. Brace.

Crab CPI

>>54904039
sell and go away

we're crabbing until CPI tomorrow which will probably come in "as expected" and get a nice little bump just like last month

>>54904080
Yes, they played this game for weeks. Now what if they reverse it and dump it on
>low inflation, because lower prices lower profits
>high inflation, because higher for longer

>>54904131

>>54904149
It won't happen because mumus are retarded gamblers that will keep buying until it crashes. Every chart is the same, parabolic rise and then severe crash

>Paypal
I'm fucked.

>>54904204
>>54904204
>>54904204
new
>>54904204
>>54904204
>>54904204
new

>>54903189
>revert to pre-2k
oh god please

>>54903806
the first rally looks like current spx

kek janny shift change

>FOXB
Guess they didn't lose much from kicking Tucker out

>>54903189
birthrates alone are massively deflationary right now. there just won't be enough people in the future to own all this shit. what are they gonna do when a person owns 10 properties but no rental income because every other fucker has 10 properties?
>>54904254
we're on page 2
/smg/ would keep going until like 400 replies with how busy it usually is
we don't need thread bakers

>>54904283
Wouldnt show up until next quarter.

deleting

>>54904291
It's priced in

>>54903999

check out my big profits mister

early bakers get the rope

Interesting. Today is one of the few days US indices and EU don't move along. Coincidentally the same day JPMorgan says that they think that the time of EU outperforming US has ended. Hmm...

they do it for free

>>54904339
lrn2count it wasn't early dumbfuck

>>54904392
If it's before page 10 it's early newfag.

>>54904432
retard, bumping stops at post 310

NEW

>>54904439

>>54904439

>>54904439

>>54904439

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-05-09/us-small-business-optimism-falls-to-lowest-level-in-a-decade?
https://archive.. ph/gerA0
>US Small-Business Optimism Falls to Lowest Level in a Decade
>NFIB index slid in April to 89 on dimmer view of outlook
>Capital spending dialed back on high rates, economic concerns
>Only a net 3% of respondents said it was a good time to expand.
This will have zero impact on the economy, as small businesses are such a small part of the economy, not like they're the backbone / base for all economic activity. This will have no impact on anyone.
>Small businesses are the lifeblood of the U.S. economy: they create two-thirds of net new jobs and drive U.S. innovation and competitiveness. A new report shows that they account for 44 percent of U.S. economic activity. This is a significant contribution, however this overall share has declined gradually.
...Oh

>>54904440
Only on page 4 anon. This isn't a fast board.

>>54904440
You're very observant, you must be proud.

>>54904440
it does, but everyone using the thread is already here, same with the cricket threads on /sp/ there is no point making a new till the old one is right about to die

>accidently sent an order to buy 3000 shares of CVNA
good thing the market isn't open