/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54904143
>I contracted Covid and had to spend over a year in a hospital
Why would anyone want to work with someone with such weak genetics?

Sounds like a scam

>>54904189
I have a 9 inch dick son. How's that little talley whacker of yours compare?

Pay for the work

>>54904201
yeah it's a scam that's why I am asking to sign an NDA and non-com. Wtf is this site all fucking idiot teenagers now?

>>54904214

Ya let me just make myself liable FOREVEr to talk to you

>>54904143
>no skills
>no funds
nobody needs an 'ideas guy'

>>54904143
Oh boy of this isn't copypasta it's going to be copypasata hahaha

>I am looking for 1 genius coder or 2-3 good coders who are just starting out or have investment capital
wait, not only should i work for free, but also pay?
yeah sure thing buddy
if your idea is good, you'll find investors. It's literally that easy in the US. No NDAs bullshit tho, you'll have to explain everything plain and simple and in details and if it's good they'll throw money at you. Go ahead and open powerpoint right now, make sure the presentation looks good (chatgpt can help you). WHEN you have the money, then you start looking for programmers you can pay. Good luck!

>>54904143
It makes screenshots, clickbait titles, and descriptions right?

>>54904143
As someone that could be classified as a "genius coder" and has a team of 6-7 "good coders" this does not seem lucrative at all. Just saying.
If this is about automating some manual youtube process or whatever I guarantee someone is already working on this or has something ready. The arb opportunity doesn't last long.

>>54904202
right. this means all your businesses will fail. can't have it all fren.

>>54904273
finally someone with a brain on here.

If you knew the idea, you'd see how lucractive it would be. There is one outfit working on this right now, the original company I had pitched. I didn't get them to sign an NDA and they leveraged me out of the loop. It was a guy I used to work with years back who hit it real big with one of them douche-y crypto micro-economy games who has now turned into a major scammer asshole apparentely hence the NDA thing.

I used to work for Felix Chen Sr. The richest man in South Korea directly. I used to chill on his yacht with him and his 400lb penguin looking son and bruce willis. I know what I am doing, I just had a real bad stretch of bad luck after I cheated on my wife. Word of advice, do not marry a chick whose dad owns the largest divorce law firm in pennsylvania and cheaet on her. You will get fucked.

if you wanna chat hit me up telegram seveneyedlamb

if you g ot staff like that, this could be cranked out in a few days and i have the entire marketing plan already detailed out. it's so fucking dipshit simple and the SaaS would generate a lot of money. It isn't generating click bait titles and thumbnails either. I am not a fucking moron. I am 40 years old and have been working online since the early 90s. This idea is HOT and soon as it hits the market, 50 other indians are going to try and replicate it but as of right now it's me and the company I pitched trrying to make it and theyre all abunch of dipshit punjabis who will inevitably totally fuck the entire thing up and turn it into some hackneyed crapsicle that no one will want to use because they don't understand the value behind the idea. i hate working with indians. they're all fucking idiots.

>mentioning the scamdemic unironically
You’re glowing

>>54904398
you don;t even know what the term glowie/glowfags is even really talking about buddy. you are too stupid to understand the esoteric versus exoteric terminology of the current colloquial lexicon.

>>54904417
You talk like a faggot, a faggot with weak genetics. Your business idea will fail, along with your waning immune system
>>54904202
An insecure faggot, no less

>>54904538
the only people who act like you are insecure douche bags. you don't have a degree, you live with your mom, you have had sex with less women than men, and you get your rocks off by insulting other people based on "genetics" because you are German and think Hitler is God even though he was a pole smoking faggot, gay wizard.

>>54904143
>Death of a child
>Hospital fees
>Brilliant money making idea
>Sir there's a Vishnu in the Youtube
>Just need some startup capital
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YES ANON, PLEASE, I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU GET 20 MILLION DOLLARS OUT KF A DIPLOMATIC WRANGLE IN SOUTH SUDAN PLEASE SIR TELL ME WHERE TO SEND MY PASSPORT SCAN FULL NAME HOME ADDRESS AND MONEY TO

>>54904706
it must suck being dead inside.

oh btw here's my proof of concept results from last month on jew tube.

>>54904715
>filled with <300 views videos
ok mustafa

>>54904143
What's the technical difficulty? What do you want to build? Web app, mobile app, some kind of plugin or tool? I can code, but I'm also rich and unmotivated unless it's really interesting.

>>54904715
Jesus Christ man, read your emails. You might have 2,000 shadowy super coders all applying for the job but instead you're here trying to make me feel something like a real life live boy Geppetto

>>54904812
Ideally it would be a web app/Saas but it could easily be a cross-tier tool that runs on Mobile. Mobile would honestly be a really lucrative market because it is basically geared towards idiots. A Tik Tok version would get so many fucking downloads it'd make my dick explode.

btw i was once rich and unmotivated... then i met a hot blonde whose dad owns the largest divorce firm in pennsylvania and cheated on her with her best friend from college. needless to say, i am not rich anymore. haha

>>54904874
But you're motivated, kek. I have two kids and better things to do than court other women. Good luck with your idea.

>>54904922
>p
was your wife the most obnoxious cunt ever though? she blamed our baby dying on me when I wasn't even home when it happened. She was balls deep in a bottle of wine mid-morning as usual.

>>54904143
>huurrr guys i have idea
>hurr no money
>no skills
>come work for me for free
>wait even better if you BRING some money while you work for free.

KEK what is this even

Im a SWE and Im paid nearly 200k total comp. why the fuck would i give you any money to code FOR YOU ???

>>54904189
also this. hospitalized one month for a cold. No wonder your wife left you

>>54904955
wow i bet you get so much gay dick too bruh

have fun when AI and indians take your job like happened to us front end devs.

>>54904143
>my wife took almost everything from me due to my infidelity.
>I am looking for 1 genius coder or 2-3 good coders
you cheated on your partner, how can I know you wouldn't cheat a business partner?
what's the pay + equity offered?

>>54904214
>yeah it's a scam that's why I am asking to sign an NDA and non-com.
post the NDA & non-compete you've written up.

>>54904989
1. we were already separated at the time just not legally divorced.
2. i know she was fucking her personal trainer our entire marriage but i didn't care because it kept her out of my face. she was a psychotic over-privileged cunt whose daddy made sure my life was a living hell from the time i put a ring on her claw. i swear that chick is a succubus or something. she was super into black magick, her entire family are masons, and she was jewish too i found out 3 years into our marriage. you'd think that'd be something someone would mention to their Catholic husband before marriage. Oh btw my people nailed your God to a cross! Nope, had no idea until I looked into her family tree and found out her entire family are Israelis with blonde hair and blue eyes.

>>54904986
front end dev?

you mean you wrote html/css LMAO no wonder you cant find a real job. did you take some 5 months "web dev boot camp"? LMAO

My job is nowhere near being replaced by the way. Maybe in 10 years? We're a finance company that works with government and handles hundreds of millions of american citizen's personal information. Yeah good luck replacing me with a chatbot.


>have fun when AI and indians take your job like happened to us front end devs.

Let me guess you read some yahoo headlines and got triggered.

Your idea is probably also trash if it aligns with your thinking here.

I had a youtube idea and didn't know how to code. So you know what I did? I learnt to code. Now it makes $40k on 4-5 channels. Make all the excuses you want. You are only gonna hold yourself back.

>>54905005
This Non-Disclosure Agreement ("Agreement") is made and entered into on the __ day of __, 20, by and between Party A ("Disclosing Party") and Party B ("Receiving Party").

Definition of Confidential Information
The term "Confidential Information" shall mean any and all non-public information that is disclosed by the Disclosing Party to the Receiving Party in connection with the SaaS program idea pitch for an investor.

Confidentiality
The Receiving Party agrees that it will not use any Confidential Information for any purpose other than evaluating the SaaS program idea for investment purposes. The Receiving Party agrees that it will not disclose any Confidential Information to any third party without the prior written consent of the Disclosing Party.

Exclusions from Confidential Information
The obligations of confidentiality under this Agreement shall not apply to any information that: (a) was in the Receiving Party’s possession prior to the disclosure by the Disclosing Party; (b) is or becomes publicly available through no fault of the Receiving Party; (c) is rightfully obtained by the Receiving Party from a third party without restrictions on disclosure; or (d) is independently developed by the Receiving Party without use of or reference to the Confidential Information.

Return of Confidential Information
Upon request by the Disclosing Party, the Receiving Party shall return to the Disclosing Party all Confidential Information and any copies, summaries or extracts thereof.

Term of Agreement
This Agreement shall remain in effect for a period of __ years from the date of execution.

(its too long to fit the rest)

>>54904986
>The problem is, I suck at programming,
>take your job like happened to us front end devs.

Also this is probably why you "lost your job to AI"

Same reason you made this thread.

It's all because you're a fucking retard

>>54905045
what language did you use? i know some python and js but i don't really know how to work with APIs. I have source code for about 30% of the entire SaaS but I can't get it to do a few key things like delivering the data from one function to the next. I made a shitty selenium version that was outputting sorta okay stuff but it took me like 3 months to make and i showed a friend of mine and he was like "shit bro i could code that in a day" but he's in ukraine right now doing info sec for their gov and i want to launch this asap before abunch of punjabis start making it.

>>54905068
what is it like being so sexually frustrated? i mean, i know trannies have tits and stuff so that must help you sorta sucking all them weird shriveled dicks but do you really need to take out your obvious self loathing on others who are just trying to have a conversation?

>>54905070
>i don't really know how to work with APIs
> 30% of the entire SaaS
> I can't get it to do a few key things like delivering the data from one function to the next
>selenium
> 3 months to make


You're a fucking retard and are in no position to run a company

>>54905096
i have two degrees fuckface. you learned to code from watching jewtube videos and were a virgin until you were 25.

>>54905085
Because I know many retards like you IRL with 0 skills 0 actual work ethic 0 brain just "have an idea mannnnn im gonna sell it for 10million!!"

Also nothing you said here offends me at all. Try again

Always you retards asking me

>Anon you code right?
>I have a great idea
>But you have to work for free

>Reveals absolute dog shit idea


KEK seethe

>>54904264
>give me money, sign away your ability to talk about why, you'll make 6 figures trust me
Lol
Lmao

>>54905127
>i have two degrees fuckface

and yet you can't even figure out how to use selenium or hit and api TOPKEK SERS

> you learned to code from watching jewtube videos

wrong

> were a virgin until you were 25

wrong again.

try again OP. You are terrible even at insulting

>>54905172
the fact that you are even defending when you lost your virginity says everything lol

>>54905070
Purely python. With ffmpeg. Automatic thumbnails and content. Makes the whole video and uploads and schedules content. Comments/community posts, handles everything.

Taken years of adjustments.

>>54905184
I can say the same for you.

>The fact that you even think you can insult me calling me a 25yo virgin says everything

It's like if I was a chink and you came at me, 100% convinced im a nigger. Shit is just funny,

>>54905189
yeah I was thinking ffmpeg myself for the rendering but what you are doing is client side and i need to do it server side as a saas. would you mind if i picked your brain some? my telegram is seveneyedlamb email douchecoded@gmail.com

>>54905021
so what's the pay + equity you're budgeting?

>>54905214
i never even mentioned when i lost my virginity buddy.

but if you insist, i was 15 and lost it in a 3-some with two cheerleaders at my high school. *waits for the inevitable hater shitstorm claiming i am lying*

beta cucks ffs.

>>54905223
i'd do a 60/40 split with the coder, 20 percent goes to operations, 20 percent to me, the coder gets the main brunt of it because i am trying to develop a long term relationship with a good programmer. my last coder buddy took an info sec job with the ukrainian gov and just doesn't have time right now because of the fake jew war being staged over there. some of the photos he's sent me of these "war zones" legit look like people are setting them up like stage acts and filming them for news blurbs. he says the entire war is fake and is going to be leveraged into a segueway for a full scale world war 3 conflict in order for the USA to declare martial law. he thinks biden's son was over there setting up the ground work. he says the entire nation of ukraine is nothing but mobsters running it and there is so much corruption he doesn't even feel safe there any more but they are paying him so much money that he can't just quit. it's a weird, scary situation and honestly the reason i am pushing so hard for t his because i want to make like 50 grand in the next few months to stockpile food, guns, ammo, military surplus etc because i am certain there's a world war coming very soon.

>>54905216
Use django as python backend and can use ffmpeg/moviepy that way. Do that in one of the start-ups I work in (unrelated to yt). Then can connect all the front end stuff to that and users can mess. I don't have time for another project sorry. But do enjoy seeing others try youtube coding. It's fun. Good luck.

Research:
React front end
Django back end
And then moviepy. Might get you closer.

>>54905228
Are you that retarded you can't even read?

>>54905228

>beta cucks ffs.


Using this unironically and coming to this board to poach coders.

Go back to phlebbit

>>54905315
yeah my buddy was telling me to check out django too. i think i can hack and slash my way through it all but i was hoping someone with more code knowledge looking to get started in IM would be interested so I could focus my time on the site dev, marketing, and assets since I am going to need to draw abunch of shit most likely. I could i guess use midjourney for that stuff but it irks me knowing i spent 4 years in college studying design and now abunch of computers are doing it better than 90% of the designers out there already. I give it less than a year before everyone in web dev is replaced by AI by the major companies except the ones that have seniority. the future is looking more and more bleak in my eyes. orwellian technocratic masonic hell.

>>54905260
this is a somewhat sophisticated scam.
you are ukrainian/russian yourself, so you ramble about the peace efforts in Ukraine, but it's not uncommon for eastern europeans to try to scam people virtually.
I believe you when you say you ruined your marriage with infidelity.
I don't believe the $200k medical bills or loss of your child.
asking us to sign an NDA + non-compete, which it was clearly poorly written, is an attempt to dox a fellow /biz/reali.
you had mentioned investment capital + software engineer, so you have a targeted audience you're attempting to scam because software engineers have money.
the terms, 60/40 split wherein the developer becomes the majority owner of the company is absolutely retarded, no founder would agree to give up their business before it's even created.
verdict: this is a clear scam.
you should be ashamed of yourself anon.

>>54905378
whoops, forgot the picture.
(evidence that you yourself are russian or ukrainian)
probably russian since you're saying your 'ukrainian friend' is being paid to stage scenes and everything is fake.

>>54905394
wtf are you mentally ill or are you some bot on here designed to shit post?

If you are near Pittsburgh, PA feel free to stop by my fucking apartment so I can bash your head in with my stick ball bat while eating borscht out of your mother;s skull.

>>54905394
Pretty sure he is russian

>Extremely angry (russian trait)
>The entire war on ukraine is "staged" and they are setting up scenes to film


>>54905394

Exposed

>>54905424
he took a random screen shot from some shitty punjabi website that has no connection to me and that is somehow proof? are you all fucking just retarded? are you two even old enough to go to a fucking bar? are you in study hall right now on your phone?

>>54905418
After all the spergy outbursts you had here

Do you think anyone would come work for you? If you company ever did take off I would send these screen shots out to public about their "CEO"

>>54905439
I live to make you seethe

Cyka Blyat

>>54905439
Slava Ukraine

Putin is going to get poisoned by his own people KEK

>>54905418
you closed your 'seveneyedlamb' twitter account, and created user 'SEL1332'.
then you made the same user, on a site that sells hacked social media accounts.
you're a scammer.

>>54905559
damnit I forgot the pic again.

>>54905260
99th percentile coder here, currently work for FAANG. Honestly your confidence sells your idea really well but you sound like a dick. Put my mind at ease and my partner and I will join you

>>54905260
So let's entertain this idea that Hunter Biden is merely setting up a movie production scene and filming a fake war, with actors and fake explosions.

USA is trying to "pretend" Russian is bombing ukraine by setting up these scenes and framing Russia, giving them an excuse to start WW3.

In that case


Why is Putin celebrating victories in his war? Why is he sending military, on the global stage, arguing with America about their proxy war? Hosting parades on his successful invasion? Is Putin also in on this "fake war"? So Putin is colluding with the US to pretend Russia is invading?

LMAO my guy you need to get your stories straight, youre turning into babushka