/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54899423
Speak for yourself, incel.

>>54899423
I want an economic depression for the sole reason of seeing these women lose their jobs.

>Speak for yourself, incel.

>>54899423
>implying I don't make 3000 USD a month in passive income and spend all my time cooming

you have to rely on women to give you an opportunity to work for somebody else, op?
when did you start your transition?

>>54899437
>Speak for yourself, incel.

>>54899423
Stop being so misogynistic and weird, you and I both know HR departments are majority women.

Unless you’re chronically unemployed, and didn't know that.

>>54899423
>anon didn't take the vaxx that kind of shows hes crazy wazy and not a team player

>>54899423
>using LinkedIn instead of networking like a chad in person or god forbid walk into their office and demand an interview. Dumb ass nerds

>>54899423
i leave them on read on linkedin

btw if hr decides whether or not you're qualified, you're applying to the wrong fucking company

>>54899423
5>6>1>4>2>3

Wee already fired all these roasties at my company of about 500 people, there is only one left to do it all and so far we seem to manage fine

>>54899548
>5
Going for the kike snout, really?

>>54899423
>Women are bad at business because....they won't have sex with me!
Polcel moment

>>54899607
>Polcel moment

>>54899446
>implying they need those jobs

>>54899607
I think women are actually pretty good at business. And depending on the business, I'd say they're better than men. But a talent recruiter is, ironically, a talentless position.

>>54899423
Anon, you and I both know you're an antisocial freak by virtue of you seetheposting on underwater basket weaving forums; blaming it on others won't fix your inability to get a job

ngl I am almost positive I've got jobs because I am a decent looking man.

Being an ugly, socially awkward incels is a terrible fate.

I find attractive talent recruiters on Linkedin and lead them on to think I'm actually looking for a job to have long phone calls with them. It's entertaining

>>54899423
I've interviewed ~50 candidates in my career at this point. Poor communication is a real thing I've seen and rejected candidates for.
If I ask you about a project on your resume and you don't offer up details about it, you're probably not getting hired where I work.

>>54899512
i hate my company but this is the one thing i like about it. theres this boomer on my team who is openly unvaccinated and they never made me submit a fucking proof of mark of the beast. and im in LA .

>>54899423
Get a career in demand and you don't need to jump through hoops. My current job I just called them up out of the blue and asked if they were hiring anyone with my skillset. E-mailed the manager my resume and had the job in less than 30 minutes. I get inboxed and cold-called on Linkedin every couple of weeks from recruiter Stacies looking to snag my BEC (Big Employee Cock).

If you can't bullshit a dumb HR roastie you're NGMI anyways

>>54899571
>we seem to manage fine
Utterly shocking. It’s almost like they did nothing to begin with

>>54899423
women are the gatekeepers to if you get a job or not, how did Men allow this to happen?

>TFW hot and charming
Haha suck it, uggos.

>>54899423

When society collapses, these women will be the first to go.

Literally just act nice and excited for five minutes on the phone holy shit.

>>54900693
Straight men view getting toastie approval as some proof of value. That's why incels have low self esteem. This is how it's supposed to work.

>>54899506
Stop being a fake and gay bot, you and I both know we’re on 4chan.

Unless you’re a newfag, and normie trash.

>>54899423
I was a DEI candidate. HR roasties couldn't do shit against me.

People still fall for this bait?

>ignores you
>you
no u

>>54899423
>Excellent Enthusiasm or Majestic Motivation
I am not sure if that is made up or not. I have been out of corporate retardation for awhile but it sounds like it could be real.

>>54899423
it's too tiresome to reply to them all on linkedin so i ghost almost all of them. i'm starting to think that maybe i'm just depressed but i'm so far up my ass that i wouldn't know if i was.

>>54899525
Don't forget to practice your firm handshake. I used some of my severance money to buy a Captains of Crush which I squeeze while saying "Mr X, I'm your man". I can do a thousand now.

>>54899423
>>Working life: "I, like, don't think that this candidate displayed enough of our Core Values in his interview. He got the technical questions right but he didn't show Excellent Enthusiasm or Majestic Motivation in his teamwork examples. We should reject him."
Recruiters will actually unironically leave a position open if you aren't 100% stoked to work a job that underpays you. I notice that California is actually an awful place to live because employers are still pretending 60k is good pay in places where a single apartment goes for 30k a year, despite people leaving the state for greener pastures. Everything is just baffling there.

>>54903104
literally told the CEO of my new company yesterday when I met him for the first time

>if you ever need anything, I'm your man

>>54903134
>60k
> minus 30k
>minus bit of taxes
you now have 22k i.e. 2000 bucks a month to spend on food, (transport) and entertainment?

what's the big deal? I'm not even being facetious here, I don't understand why you fuckheads are all so bad with money.

>>54903154
>>54903134 (You)
>60k
> minus 30k
>minus bit of taxes
>you now have 22k i.e. 2000 bucks a month to spend on food, (transport) and entertainment?

>what's the big deal? I'm not even being facetious here, I don't understand why you fuckheads are all so bad with money.

>"I, like, don't think that this candidate displayed enough of our Core Values in his interview. He got the technical questions right but he didn't show Excellent Enthusiasm or Majestic Motivation in his teamwork examples. We should reject him."
I have tears that's so good
>>54900807
>normie trash
Listen son. They're NORMALFAGS. You hear me?

>>54899423
The lesson here is that work isn't that different from sex life. Imagine you want a girlfriend but you are a cringy guy no girl wants and you have to convince a girl to be your GF by telling her your accomplishments and humilliate yourself for a crumb of puss into a sort of interview which is a date. Girls will usually reject you unless they are desperate. You want to be a Chad which girls dream of and this rule applies to work culture as well. If your skills are really valuable, companies will fight among themselves to have you working for them. Period

>>54903134
You don’t get it. Recruiters want you to feign some degree of enthusiasm. It signals agreeableness and professionalism. I hire tons of people at my job and anyone who comes off as being disagreeable or otherwise difficult to work with is not getting hired. The tacit agreement is that the person being interviewed pretends to be enthusiastic about their work to show that they understand the recruiter’s position. You as a person are pretty much totally uninteresting. What I need is someone who will understand my position and complete their work according to my needs. If you’re not willing to play the game, not even for an extremely brief period of time, it tells me you either don’t think about your employer’s interests at all or are just disagreeable in general.

I am ugly and know almost for a fact that I have been rejected for jobs I am perfectly suitable because of the visible disgust on the female interviewers face.

>>54899423
>1pbtid
what a surprise.

women in the workplace:
"Haiiiii Jen!!!! You're looking great today, as alwaaays hahahaha!!"
"Ohhh my GOSH JULIE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU THIS WEEK. I love that skirt."
"Tehee theeeenks, well okey baiiii"
"Baiiii"
*goes to the break room and eats a donut*

>>54899423
Recruiters are Indians now anon

>>54899423
I'm a sperg that is both tall and handsome, I can mask long enough to just to get pass these roasties and land most jobs that I want. I tend to quit my jobs after a while though, mostly due to burnout, depression or boredom

>>54899525
>working an in-office job instead of fully remote and working when and wherever you want

lol, lmao even

>Anon fits the bill and performed well but his socials need some work.

>recruiter at Netflix
How is this a thing? Kek. Does she interview funny sitcoms from the 90s?

>>54905644
>he doesn't have a politically correct LinkedIn profile
NGMI. You have to play by the neurotypical rules in society, it is what it is

>>54903154
still waiting for somebody to tell me why I'm wrong here

>>54905690
>bend the knee to work in globohomo, we'll pay you 6 figures
No.

>>54905727
Only if you work in trades can you avoid the corporate female demons and their politically correct globohomo ways

>>54899423
Join Twitter

>>54905752
How about no
>get paid to live taxicab movie
You will never be as free as me

>>54899824
i did this, a few were pretty hot, so one i jacked it while talking to her. unfortunately not a video call though.

>>54899423
Imagine not working for yourself in 2023. Insane to me that you guys WANT to be wagies

>>54900743
When society collapses, they will transition from recruiters to concubines for local warlords.

>>54899423
If you're a white guy, you need to run your own company and only hire other white men more than ever right now. I will only hire white men. The white race is under attack and we need to band together. This shit is getting ridiculous. I'm starting to unironically understand the whole ethno-bandwagon thing these days.