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>> No.54895271

fuck appl

>> No.54895280
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YOU PUSH IT

>> No.54895283
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this market is never going to go down, is it?

>> No.54895284
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>> No.54895290
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The market is going to never trade in any direction ever again.

>> No.54895289
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>>54895283
its never going to go up either

>> No.54895305
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>Banks cut back
>But borrowers cut back as well
Fucking Thanos crab bullshit right here.

>> No.54895313

Is the stock market going out of business?

>> No.54895315
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Green steel

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cleveland-cliffs-completes-successful-blast-174000054.html

>> No.54895320

I have evidence that Donald J. Trump was involved in the sale of narcotic diet pills through a multi-level marketing direct to consumer business model during his tenure as president.

>> No.54895325

>>54895305
Good hopefully in the future my only work options will be WFH.

>> No.54895336

>>54895313
Yes, but it's run by Jews so don't expect any discounts.

>> No.54895337
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>>54895290
Rumor has it that dividends are kinda nice during the century long hypercrab.

>> No.54895353

Thought? I'm thinking of buying crude oil and taking delivery and refining it in my garage so I can sell gasoline. I'll only sell unleaded because I don't want lead fumes in my house.

>> No.54895355
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>>54895320
>narcotic diet pills
Where can I get some of those?

>> No.54895361
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>Paypal earnings AMC

>> No.54895379
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>>54895336
Stop Jewish Hate

>> No.54895387
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54895387

SPX to 10,000 during the next depression because it's priced in.

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Guys, just as a heads up, mothers day is next Sunday so don't forget to get something for your mom. Like 90% of this general grew up in a single parent home (mom) and she had to put up with your insufferable autistic behavior, refusal to get a job, and refusal to shower, so the least you can do is buy her something nice.

>> No.54895411

Where we're going, the real bagholders are all cash and banks.

>> No.54895416

It's a ball tickling day. $SPY keeps getting tickled at $413.

>> No.54895420
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Biden will vetoe crongress's budget like a total fucking retard, causing a default and second great depression.

>> No.54895430

EDIS. Every Dip Is Slurped.

>> No.54895436

>>54895420
He's meeting with McCarthy so I'm sure his handlers will figure something out. Defaulting on the debt is a no win situation for either party and neither party actually cares about the future or the well being of the country.

>> No.54895440

>>54895405
I just mailed my mom a card and check for $500

>> No.54895442

>>54895411
everyone, maybe PMG and canned food chads are the smart ones

>> No.54895447 [DELETED] 
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>futures

>> No.54895448

>>54895420
You're actually the retard if you believe this. 90% of these people's ill gotten wealth in congress is in equities and they're not going to crash shit if they can help it.

>> No.54895449
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>>54895411
>and banks
Not kosher enough for that
>>54895420
Why veto when you can just executive order everything away?

>> No.54895451

>>54895442
Canning Food is just good practice regardless anon.

>> No.54895454

>>54895405
I'm going to mow her lawn and pick up fallen branches and pinecones this week.

>> No.54895464

>>54895448
They'll cash out and then create a crisis to cover it up like they did in February 2020.

>> No.54895466

I love watching coinfags die they have been shitting up this board for far too long.

>> No.54895481
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>FRC giga baggie
WTF do I do here?

>> No.54895483

>>54895283
>>54895289
this is what the new recession looks like.

>> No.54895491

>>54895466
They were warned repeatedly and didn't listen to anyone but streetshitting pump and dumpers.

>> No.54895493

>>54895481
>down 98%
Well there's really no reason to sell unless you're going to take that $189 to buy a handle of whiskey and some rope.

>> No.54895499

>>54895481
Double down

>> No.54895500
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>>54895466
Wait, like metals or shitcoins, or COIN?

>> No.54895503

>>54895405
I had to put up with her abusive narcissistic behavior so nah idgaf

>> No.54895516
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>>54895493
True, sunk cost fallacy

>>54895499
Checked and no thanks.

>> No.54895518

>>54895500
shitcoin

>> No.54895526

>>54895481
>-98.13%
holy kek. how do you even hold out that long?

>> No.54895528

Its time for PLTR calls, you know they're getting that hohol money

>> No.54895532
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>>54895518
Yeah, fuck em.

>> No.54895534

>>54895481
Slurp up some more to lower your cost basis.

>> No.54895538

Buy NVDA, buy AMD. No price is too high. None.

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>>54895503
>Anon your penis is still not clean!!! I'm going to make myself a glass of wine and when I come back if that penis isn't clean I'm cutting it off!!
>y-y-yes mama

>> No.54895556

>>54895481
Should've been a PACWP chad.

>> No.54895563
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>>54895481
>Bank fails
>Anon still willingly decides to fail along with them
Pure peasant trading

>> No.54895575

Hey, anon, I heard your crush laughing about some guy that didn't own AMD *or* NVDA.

You *do* own some of those, right?

>> No.54895577

>>54895481
Sell a few shares and go buy a lottery ticket with it.

>> No.54895583
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Gay nigger market

>> No.54895589
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SMART money is buying... dumb money is selling....

I am screwed shorting this market aren't i?

>> No.54895597
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I just bought 1000 SQQQs and 1000 SOXSs

how bad did I fuck up

>> No.54895601

>>54895589
Were you the genius telling everybody to short AAPL?

>> No.54895604

>>54895589
I think everyone is holding unsure of what to do because this market doesn't make any sense.

>> No.54895605

Sold my AMD

>> No.54895611

Pour over hour is here. Get ready for us to retest them lows.

>> No.54895624

Why would anyone want gay, crabbing stocks like SPY when NVDA and AMD are right there? I don't get it.

>> No.54895625
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guys I went to PF Changs over the weekend and my fortune cookie no shit it said "you will make a good financial decision" and now I bought 1000 SQQQs just thought you all should know the full context

>> No.54895627
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54895627

watch my organic pump

>> No.54895632

>>54895405
Sent her a new dick pic, im a growing they!

>> No.54895634

>>54895420
I like to inagine he just goes agead and does it without understanding any implications

>> No.54895641
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>>54895597
endless frustration
t.spxs holder

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>>54895625
>Betting on fortune cookies

>> No.54895648

>>54895611
What’s with the we/these? Are you being ironic, unironically

>> No.54895653

>>54895611
Shut up nigga you're gonna jinx it

>> No.54895656

>>54895589
The MM’s will keep pumping the market until they’ve squeezed every penny out of the bears shorting the market. They’ll then finally give us the giga dump we’ve been waiting for to take all the money away from the bulls with longs. It’s the MM’s world and we’re just living in it. Timing is everything, and good luck getting it right

>> No.54895659

>>54895625
I had pf changs in jacksonville and it was mediocre. My fortune said something about friends and I knew it was bs

>> No.54895661
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I told my fat gf that shes not getting sex tonight unless this SQQQ play makes money just thought you should all know the full context thats all

>> No.54895665
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We are at the cusp of ww3
The debt ceiling crisis looks worse than 2011
Authoritarian states are nationalizing commodities
Interest rates are fast approaching 4%

And the vix is at 16.


Either the market is pricing in something really really bullish that we don't know about or a massive crash is cumming.

>> No.54895675

>>54895353
I can see you've thought this through pretty well, anon. Solid plan.

>> No.54895678

My favourite long to own is DG. I'm confident in its future as the convenience store and grocery.

>> No.54895680

>>54895659
Pf changs is white woman thot food. They thing it's fine dining

>> No.54895683

>>54892452
>he bought a VIX ETF
>while VIX is depressed
>while contango remains strong
>he's paying the ripoff ETF fees
>he problably thought "hurr UVIX = VIX and VIX is low so I'll wait until it goes higher"
lmao. I've never heard of anyone longing UVIX or UVXY who had a clue.

>> No.54895689

I never thought the stock market would be faker and gayer than crypto, yet here we are.

>> No.54895692

>>54895665
That's a big microphone

>> No.54895695
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>>54895665
You sure? I've been wiating 2 years and we were only down ~25%

>> No.54895699

>>54895355
Seems liggett

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>>54895665

>> No.54895706
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>>54895665
why does the vix always drop before huge spikes?

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>>54895665
>Interest rates are fast approaching 4%
>This is apocalyptic

>> No.54895710

>>54895695
Now adjust for inflation.

>> No.54895714

>>54895680
It was quite expensive for lunch. Spent the same amount at a steakhouse for dinner and even ordered drinks.

>> No.54895716

>>54895436
>He's meeting with McCarthy s
Is he? When i last heard he wont.

>> No.54895725

>>54895706
Because it's broken and obsolete. You actually want to look at VIX1D.

>> No.54895726

NVDA is obviously still going with the full retard strength right now but the momentum has stopped, look at how it was putting in those fat ridiculous candles on the weekly.
It's slowing down now.
Dumb time to buy, retail probably bought the dip in the past 4 weeks. So now it's probably wise to consider shorting it because there's no support until like 180

>> No.54895730

>>54895665
Literally all this shit happens every year and you think they're all apocalyptic

>> No.54895731

>>54895665
the fbi and politicians are accusing the cia of assassinations and cover ups now too
it's the end

>> No.54895737

>>54895481
You get what you deserve.

>> No.54895746

>>54895665
>market is pricing in something really really bullish that we don't know about
We know exactly what it is pricing in nigger, it is a hard recession followed by aggressive rate cuts by the fed. The fed will be under 1% benchmark rate by the end of this year or at least by Q2 next year. That's what the market is pricing in.

>> No.54895747

>>54895726
Except it's rebuilding momentum as we speak.

>> No.54895750
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>>54895716
Tomorrow

>> No.54895751

>>54895604
>holding
It's all crab in the end. Short calls on bull days and short puts on bear days, then close them out after theta does its magic.

>> No.54895759

new 52w high @ NVDA
time to buy

>> No.54895760

>>54895747
Ok where?

>> No.54895774
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>>54895725
Hourly VIX when

>> No.54895780

>>54895264
Thoughts on investing in consumer finance?

>> No.54895782

>>54895759
cool, just bought $200 puts expiring on the 26th

>> No.54895783

>>54895575
yes I own VTI

>> No.54895785
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54895785

the economy is slowing down

you need to face facts you dumb bulls

>> No.54895791

>>54895746
The market is retarded.

Inflation will be at 15% by the end of the year and Powell desperately trying to continue hiking rates.

>> No.54895794
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This is supposedly rebuilding momentum

>> No.54895796
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>>54895759
Buy puts.... right??

>> No.54895797
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>>54895747
>0hte options

>> No.54895810

>>54895797
Fuck meant for >>54895774

>> No.54895811
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>>54895797
>quantum options where you instantly are rekt or paid once you observe them

>> No.54895814

>>54895785
Yeah, it's showing signs of a bulltrap
Copyright 2023 Mott Capital

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>>54895575
I own SOXL

>> No.54895822

>>54895750
It's a rerun: Republicans won't cave on the debt ceiling until the last second. They'll probably walk out of this meeting and say they can't come to an agreement.
>>54895782
o7

>> No.54895826

>>54895760
Is it higher or lower than it was an hour ago? And an hour ago was it higher or lower than it was 2 hours ago? There's your answer.

>> No.54895830

>>54895785
>>54895814
The economy is stagnant, but nobody is being fired. Consumers are still spending like they have been at the height of the peak of the bull rush. Why is there going to be a crash when people are still employed and still spending as usual?

There's not going to be a crash yet. Just more inflation.

>> No.54895864

>>54895830
Don't forget we will get a wave of new consumers in the form of illegals and AIs that buy more AI chips for themselves.

>> No.54895869

>>54895264
Buy oil, Alberta fires are hitting production

>> No.54895874
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>>54895826

>> No.54895884

>>54895869
1/3 of my portfolio is oil

>> No.54895886
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CARVANA is up almost 30%....

>> No.54895894

buy bonds

>> No.54895904

>>54895785
they need to bring her back in sf6 to make lefties seethe

>> No.54895917
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we are entering the 3rd year of crab

>> No.54895923

>>54895894
OK, but risky shit like US treasuries or risk free ones like Apple 2062's?

>> No.54895928
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Just back from vacations. People everywhere, restaurants are 120% full can't even find a seat in a shitty corner near the kitchen door, people are spending like crazy, can barely find a place to stay even in places I know and I've been for years when I never had any problems to do so before and certainly not at the current prices, everything is packed, money is literally flowing.
Economy IS strong. It wasn't like that in 2008/2009, I'm old enough to say that much.

>> No.54895943

>>54895869
The ones started by a group of women firefighters?

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>>54895923
>risky shit like US treasuries

you literally can't go wrong with tlt right now

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What did you have for lunch today? For me, it's a couple of all beef hotdogs with horseradish mustard, some leftover pico de gallo, and some devil egg potato salad. All washed down with an ice cold KO zero.

>> No.54895955

>>54895917
You have a chance now to join the bulls and make money by buying oil. Or you can ride SPY for another year until the bottom falls out and you lose money.

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>>54895944

>> No.54895960

>>54895886
Buy puts
Simple as

>> No.54895970

>>54895886
So this *is* an exit pump then, retail meme shit lovers about to get dumped on

>> No.54895986

does anyone even know what the market cares about anymore? it feels like its just one big ponzi scheme where good or bad news is irrelevant. the only thing that matters is everyone pushes the buy button every day.

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>>54895886
That one dude sure was asspained about it earlier.

>> No.54896006

>>54895986
Good news is good news. Bad news is a buying opportunity. hth

>> No.54896011

We're going sideways/crab until June aren't we...

>> No.54896024

>>54895928
>everyone is debtmaxxing themselves to death
>unprecedented retarded metrics of indebtedness like car payments >$1000 a month
>hurr economy strong

>> No.54896033

>>54896011
June 2024

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>>54895986
desu I think it's MM trolling the bots of other MM.

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Umm excuse me I shared my lunch with you and I expect you to tell me what you had for lunch as well!!!!

>> No.54896054

>>54895894
Sorry, but I don't do high-risk investments.

>> No.54896055

I posted about CVNA so much before market open

>> No.54896057
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>>54896024
There can be no recession if we change the definition and inputs.
>Dont.bet.against. Amer...Biden's.Corruption.

>> No.54896064

>>54896011
June 2044

>> No.54896071 [DELETED] 

>>54895894
4-week bills are better

>> No.54896073

>>54895886
If you short it you’ll get destroyed. It’s just the beginning.

>> No.54896081

>>54896050
I'm about to make steak and eggs. Will post when I'm done, probably a half hour or so. It's only 1:30 here.

>> No.54896089

>>54896024
Just because you're poor doesn't mean everyone else is

>> No.54896092
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AMD is a FORTRESS

>> No.54896110

>>54896024
Debt delinquencies aren't even up. People are gradually getting more leveraged again but they're not underwater yet. Wait until inflation hits 15% and 20%, and watch how quick people get underwater. There's no a crash that's imminent because people aren't feeling the pain yet. Inflation isn't going to go down either because people aren't feeling the pain yet. When they feel the pain, it all comes crashing down. People are living it up right now, enjoying themselves and setting out on vacation.

There's not even massive layoffs yet. Where's this crash going to come from? This isn't shit, and we're just getting started. Inflation and rate hikes could go for another year before this shit implodes.

>> No.54896113

>>54895516
You can always sell and take a 9k loss for the year against the rest of your shares.

>> No.54896120

>>54896081
Ok thanks

>> No.54896122

>>54896110
>Wait until inflation hits 15% and 20%, and watch how quick people get underwater.
Even better: Their $50k in credit card debt may be variable rate, but their $500k in mortgage debt? Fixed rate.

We're in the roaring 20's, boys.

>> No.54896124

>>54896110
>debt delinquencies aren't even up
The first sentence and you're immediately wrong. Google "auto loan delinquencies".

>> No.54896128

I'm experiencing a recession in alpha.

>> No.54896145

>>54895950
is that potato salad? nice

>> No.54896147

>>54895928
I think it has to do with more people living in the moment and saying fuck it to the dream of retirement

>> No.54896152
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This rally makes me hurl...

the most hated. the most revered. the most feared. the most gayest. the ugliest. the crabbiest. the faggiest rally of ALL TIME.

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>>54895943
Only one of them was started by the girl firefighter brigade. The others I suspect eco terrorists. Despite perfect conditions for wildfires I don't believe in a coincidence of hundreds of fires all breaking out across the province all at once.

>> No.54896166
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>>54895692
For you.

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>>54896124
Are you sure about that? Like I said, this isn't shit. Everybody is still partying hard.

>> No.54896169

Has Rumble been going up because people think that they are going to get Tucker Carlson?

>> No.54896176

>>54895605
>low ADX
yes, this pump doesn't look fake and gay at all

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>>54896168
>10/2022

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54896195

>>54896124
>Google

>> No.54896196

>>54896169
That makes a lot of sense. Either there or Twitter long form video.

>> No.54896199

>>54896166
It's pathetic that it took half an hour to get this reply

>> No.54896219
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>>54896199
Hey man, I got it. I just didn't feel it appropriate to reply without a pic of one of those mid reporters.

>> No.54896222

>>54896169
Probably but there is no way he goes to work for them. RT is offering him $25 million to work for them.

>> No.54896225
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If I had any long positions in TECH i would sell right now. I would SELL SO HARD. YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT. I would have probably sold some on Fed meeting, a portion on Thursday and the rest on Friday.

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>>54896199
That meme is like 10 years old.

>> No.54896229

>>54896169
One of the most ethical long positions I have ever taken. I AINT EVA GUNNA SELL!

>> No.54896233

>>54895305
You are aware Eliant is 20 yrs old?

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>>54896057
>There can be no bad news if we don't report the bad news.

>> No.54896239

>>54896222
>RT
retard

>> No.54896253

>>54896233
Buddy, I'd follow a 10 year old if that little nigga was retweeting SLOOS data.

>> No.54896274

Is it bad to be holding cash right now

>> No.54896277

>>54896225
Is WWE a tech stock?

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54896278

You boys getting your DRV before it hits 50? News about to break, they cant hide it for much longer.

Corp. real estate about to craaash!

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>>54896253

>> No.54896284

tomorrow we gigadump

>> No.54896285

>>54896277
It's trading like one.

>> No.54896292

>>54896274
not if it's in a money market account

>> No.54896293
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>>54896274
you are ahead to like 85% of the population holding and spending cash now.

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54896295

1-800-flowers valentine's earnings this week

>> No.54896298
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>>54896278
>Corp. real estate about to craaash!

>> No.54896304

>>54896283
>She was too young to correctly interpret the Fed's H.8 report, YOU SICK FUCK!

>> No.54896306

>>54896191
Delinquency rates are gradually rising but haven't reached anywhere near systemic risk levels yet.

>> No.54896311
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>>54896226
And?

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>>54896295
Anon...
Sorry to break this to you, but: love is dead

>> No.54896315

chicken prices about to come down?

>> No.54896320

>>54896274
If you plan to stay in cash for a month and aren't loading up on the forbidden t-bills, then yes.

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>>54896311
The kids don't know. Sheeitt, they probably don't watch feature length films because TikTok or whatever.

>> No.54896325

>>54896239
I read the article and apparently it was russia trolling the US. I won't apologize or admit I was wrong though

>> No.54896335

>>54896278
Considering the random assortment of shit in DRV's underlying, I'd just go with put LEAPS on the actually weak holdings. Storage units and data centers are unlikely to gaf.

>> No.54896343

>>54896314
how do i profits from this?

>> No.54896344
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54896344

Once CPI comes in hot and markets price in another RATE hike for JUNE... Markets will rally higher....

>CUZ WHY DA FUCK NOT?? AM I RITE???

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54896347

>tiktok flags you in their database if you have watched gay content

>> No.54896352

Shorting TWLO for earnings. Free money btw.
>>54895661
tyfys

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>>54896335
>Storage units
why pay for storage every month when i can sell the stuff in it to make money and not pay another rent... just saying.

>> No.54896353

>>54895481
sell get a tax write off

>>54895493
well yeah there is if he sells realizes the losses he can put it against his taxes

>> No.54896361
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>>54896306
I'm just saying 7 month old data isn't pertinent, especially if that data didn't have the Christmas bills on it.

>> No.54896388

>>54896344
Because inflation is bullish for stocks. Inflation means companies can charge higher prices but at the same time cut jobs and lower wages because of higher rates. A hot CPI report is extremely bullish for large caps

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>>54896347
>Scrolling
>Someone calls your attention
>Look up and away, but somehow landed on a rando gay video
>now 5ever gay in the chink db

>> No.54896398

>>54895405
I'm flying home to visit her.
I will pay for full checkup of her health

>> No.54896406

>>54896351
Sure, but then you have a tide of downsizing Boomers filling new units with crap as they sell their 2nd house/AirBnB rental.

In any case, that's a different current and you can look at the last couple months' of price action for, say, PSA vs VNO or AMT.

>> No.54896411
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SEVEN MINUTES

>> No.54896414

>>54895264
SPCE hyping again.

>> No.54896415

>>54896353
For that you first need gainz

>> No.54896416

>>54896344
I think the only way the market crashes hard is if Powell ever insinuates rates will stay as "high" as they are indefinitely. Which to me makes sense considering how retarded the market gets when they get used to artificially low interest rates.

>> No.54896418

>>54896388
not if it means interest rates will go up, stock are directly competitive with interest rates, why park my money for risky 6% dividends when I can 100% risk free get 5%

>> No.54896419

People are aping their money int CVNA or shorts are already panicking today. Up 30%today and 70% since last week lol… off NOT EVEN SO GOOD NEWS

>> No.54896420
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>>54896388
I forgot. Rate Hikes are bullish.

>> No.54896426

Does anyone else smoke meth while trading?

>> No.54896429 [DELETED] 

Remember there's a fuck ton of shorts below a dollar so this is going to fly fast once we're above .25 cents

>> No.54896430

>>54896419
I just loaded up on calls. I dont give a FUCK

>> No.54896433

>>54896353
It's only 3k a year deduction from your income. So literally the equivalent of like 200$ in savings.

>> No.54896438

>>54896415
what? No you don't, capital losses let you bring down your federal income tax.

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>>54896347
>Chinks blackmail you for faggotry
>Call their bluff
>Chinks tell your employer
>Your employer is forced to promote you

>> No.54896448

>>54895597
Uh oh, stinky
(790 SQQQ holder)

>> No.54896451

>>54896293
I just have it in an account pulling ~5% and I have a bunch of SQQQ in case tech gets nuked

>> No.54896453

>>54896433
you can keep rolling it over year over year if he's hit the cap. depends on what tax bracket his in depend on how much it will save him

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54896455

>MOC IMBALANCE 427 MLN SELL-SIDE.

>> No.54896458

>>54896438
Yea by 3k a year max. Off your income not like a 3k credit. Basically if you made 90k it will be like you made 87k and you get the tax back on the difference. Literally a few hundred bucks it's fucking worthless

>> No.54896459
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54896459

>PYPL plummeting before earnings

>> No.54896462

DUMP DUMP DUMP

>> No.54896467

>>54896416
We will never crash hard again. Prices look they've reached what is now a permanent plateau.

>> No.54896470

>>54896458
You can keep rolling them forward to future years and offset against future capital gains though.

>> No.54896471

>>54896453
Yea after last year I have enough to roll it over for 15 years

>> No.54896475

>>54896420
No, it's that inflation is bullish and the rate hikes are to deal with inflation. Rate hikes are meant to starve the economy, and cause companies to stop buying inventory and hiring, and start firing employees. Loads of people will quickly blow up with debt to try and stay afloat then it all pops and they lose everything. If people don't have any money to spend inflation will stop.

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>>54895731
The FBI is gay, the politicans are faggots.
Are CIA glowniggers based now?

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>>54896459

>> No.54896490
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54896490

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.54896493

>>54896458
you guys are really tax plebs, you can roll it over year over year, so he can use it for the next 4 years. so lets just say he's in the 24% bracket he will get 24% of that 10k back in tax savings, that is 2400 dollars in 4 years

>> No.54896494

>>54896418
that "risk free" 5% will be -5% if you factor in inflation

>> No.54896506

>>54896490
What a pointless question after a day flatter than Epstein's masseuse.

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>>54896490
+.18%
Small gains are better than no gains

>> No.54896532
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54896532

mmmmmm, lunch

>>54896050
>>54896120

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>>54896490
+7.70%

i dont even know how i did it

>> No.54896537

>>54896490
>$12.97 (0.00%)
I'm just going to sleep until CPI.

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>>54896490
Hey bro, wanna kys? Because I wanna kms

>> No.54896542

>>54896490
I CAPITULATED. I, CASH GANG NOW

>> No.54896547

>>54896490
44.43% thanks to BBBYQ and PLTR

>> No.54896557

>>54896490
Amazing, sold my Oats, my Oil pumped too.

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>>54896490

>> No.54896565

>>54896406
you make a good point anon. DRV still gunna go up though.

>> No.54896571

HOBBITS??

>> No.54896573

>>54896490
Down 1.25% because the market is retarded. I'll slaughter the pigs wednesday and the rest of the week though.

>> No.54896576

>>54896418
Large caps took out big loans during covidhoax QE so they aren't affected by rates as much. But they will certainly use that as an excuse to cut jobs and wages while charging more for their product. and Americans are so conditioned to consume that they will drown themselves in debt before giving up their yearly iPhone purchase. It will end in tragedy but for now it's bullish for large caps

>> No.54896591

>>54896576
Decade of 0% interest is a hell of a drug.

>> No.54896625

>>54896532
Eggs are a little too brown for my liking but overall i'm sure it's still delicious

>> No.54896630

>>54896418
Plus gambling culture is so extreme that high risk free rates don't matter. People want to chase huge gains and don't care about 5% tbills

>> No.54896644
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54896644

Anyone still holding LCI?

>> No.54896648

>>54896625
still working out how to do eggs on an electric stove. Not easy at all especially around the edges.

>> No.54896677

>>54896625
>>54896648
Two words: hard boiled. Or I guess one word if you hyphenate.

>> No.54896698

>>54896648
butter and keep it low. if your butter bubbles at all you're too hot.

>> No.54896699

>>54896648
You use oil or butter to cook them? I use a little olive oil. It lasts longer so harder to burn since there is usually still oil there but not as good tasty as butter.

>> No.54896709

>>54896648
Use fresh bacon grease.

>> No.54896718

>>54896625
Is that eggs? It looks like a calzone crust.

>> No.54896720

MOEX traders are shit-necks.

>> No.54896731

>>54896698
>if your butter bubbles at all you're too hot.
good advice, thank you
>>54896699
yeah stopped using olive oil a long time ago for the same reason. butter for me.
>>54896709
I wish. Haven't done bacon in a long time. Should find some ghee at the local store

>> No.54896754

>>54896698
This. However much butter you think is appropriate, use twice as much. Omelet will never stick and never burn. Also pulling it from the heat right before it's done is important because it will finish cooking after from residual heat.

>> No.54896764
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54896764

>PLTR: +26.10%

>> No.54896784
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54896784

Oilbros... even American oil is trying to make the price go up

>> No.54896792

>>54896784
gotta keep gas prices high somehow

>> No.54896793

>>54896784
Economybros...

>> No.54896799

CVNA holding its gains in after hours like a chance. Insane

>> No.54896806

>>54896122
Isn't a fixed rate a good thing when inflation is high?

>> No.54896814

>>54896784
what about the spr release

>> No.54896815

>>54896784
India pulled a plug on the asshole of Asia and are draining all kinds of shit. And just like shit, it floats. Alot of floating shit right now. Like ALOT.

>> No.54896816
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54896816

>the current yield curve
>fags think the rate hikes are over

>> No.54896826

>>54896806
Assuming you can afford it yes. You can pay down debt faster allegedly. But if you're struggling as is you'll quickly drown in debt.

>> No.54896829
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>>54896816
What in the sam hill fuck?

>> No.54896830
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54896830

This has to be the most boring market ever. Fackin crabs, fackin 0dte:s, fackin haxxs... how do you guys make money in this market? Just buy ever dip in semis and sell for 3-5% profit? Rinse and repeat?

>> No.54896831
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54896831

KEK BAGGIES

>> No.54896834

>>54896831
lol

>> No.54896841

>>54896826
The only debt I have is the mortgage and it is fixed at 2.75%
That good enough?

>> No.54896846

NET has been cruising lately. Love to see it

>> No.54896852

>>54896806
Yes. My point was that we'll actually not see a crash for quite some time.

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>>54896831
It's ok reddit, you aren't the only one to lose an ape. We lost tinny...
#GoneButNotForgotten

>> No.54896861

>>54896852
Ah so its going to boring in the meantime.
Oh well.

>> No.54896862

>>54896784
Shale wells are getting too gassy.

>> No.54896863

>>54896829
1 month is kinky because of the risk around early June defaults. Everything else is pricing in the odds of major Fed rate cuts as recession hits later this year.

>> No.54896871

>>54896841
It doesn't get much better than that. If inflation continues to rise, so will wages, otherwise people will just drop out of the workforce like during covid

>> No.54896873
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>>54896863
So this torturous bullshit until June. Got it.

>> No.54896874
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>>54896829
but dude don't worry this is the top! inflation is over!

>> No.54896877

>>54896831
what moonshot is he talking about?

>> No.54896886

>>54896877
The one that's two more weeks away

>> No.54896892

>>54896886
what happens in 2 weeks?

>> No.54896893

>>54896863
>Everything else is pricing in the odds of major Fed rate cuts as recession hits later this year.
anon if the bond market was pricing in fed cuts they'd be going long you dumbass
right now its pricing in rate hikes

>> No.54896898

>>54896841
>The only debt I have is the mortgage and it is fixed at 2.75%
thats considered an asset nowadays.

>> No.54896905

>>54896892
the moonshot

>> No.54896906

>>54896873
June 2033, yes.

>> No.54896911

>>54896110
Some people are really invested in something that makes fuck-all sense.
Start listening to Q calls, and stop listening to faggots like this OP.

Previous markets aren't useful, the world has changed so vastly since 1920 it's not even a reasonable comparison. At all.
Pidgeon Carrier vs Starlink kinda shit. The number of buyers of electronic and industrial goods is like 7 Billion and growing. Electricity in the fucking jungle, and, again, WiFi in the Sahara.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/global-markets-view-usa-2023-02-08/

Being a market bear is understandable. Negging the earth because your nation is a pile of shit deserves a punch in the nose.

>> No.54896923

>>54896905
why?

>> No.54896928

>>54896893
You got that backwards, anon. The 2 year yield is lower (i.e. the bond is more expensive) because it's anticipating Powell cutting a bunch.

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54896930

>>54896906
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR ANOTHER LOST DECADE

>> No.54896970

>>54896930
>"IT'S MAAAAA'AM!"

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54896973

>>54896644
I had some as a joke. Down 99.9%

>> No.54896987

>>54896886
>>54896905
what an asshole

>> No.54897015

>>54896930
Source?

>> No.54897018

>>54896050
A can of corned beef hash.
A can of refried beans.
Seventy peanuts.
That is all.

>> No.54897020
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54897020

>>54895355
we need to go back

>> No.54897027

>>54896898
How can it be an asset if I owe money?

>> No.54897030
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54897030

>PYPL: -4.00%
>LCID: -9.21%

>> No.54897045

>>54895575
I do have 1 nvda put

>> No.54897103

>>54895264
You faggots spend all day on this general yet you're still to scared to bake a thread

>> No.54897105
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54897105

>>54896973
I fell for the whole "LCI to 60 meme".

>> No.54897112
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>>54897103
I'm afraid to bake early
Don't want to get salmonella

>> No.54897117

>>54897114

>> No.54897134

>>54896490
+18 dollars

>> No.54897153

>>54896644
No, but I've got LPTX

>> No.54897213

>>54895746
Won't happen, cause the fed knows the degenerate market. It knows it's the market that caused the inflation. Powell didn't give wages the fault for inflation. He adressed it last time and wasn't like gaslighting ECB fags talking about wage pressures. He KNOWS it's bankers pumping prices, who will pump the second they think rates will be cut. They are even doing it now after another hike.

>> No.54897220

>>54896911
It may be anecdotal for now but the people we see around us are doing terribly for money. Like I've never seen things this bad in my life and I'm a geriatric millennial.

>> No.54897379

>>54897027
You took on debt to receive money to acquire an asset.
That asset is now worth more.
The interest on that debt is costing 250 bps less than the yield you can earn at present from keeping the same amount of money in t-bills. The slower you repay that mortgage, the more profit you generate off this spread.

If you could hedge away the valuation risk on the real estate itself, the debt is purely a profit stream for you. It's an asset.
Realistically since you likely live in the house, the valuation is irrelevant - you'd have to pay living expense at prevailing prices no matter where you lived. So you don't actually even need to hedge that away.
Mortgage borrowers of 2018-2021 were the ultimate stimulus recipients.

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>>54897379
Thanks for explaining.
I understand what you mean now.
Guess I lucked out.

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Vix is now lower than where it was prior to the October lows *and* it's forming a descending wedge.
Might want to be careful in the coming days.