/biz/ - Business & Finance

Mine is

"I'll start with ones I hear poor people say regularly:
> You have to spend money to make money
> It tastes just as good as the expensive stuff
> It gets me from A to B
> I'm not a risk taker"

>>54893417
Kek this fpbp

It's a ponzi scheme lotto.

>>54893417
kek, OP btfo! Epic win anon!

>>54893411
Imagine her walking through the ghetto, being fucknigger raped, and giving birth to mixed children. Id love to watch the anime series teehee

>>54893411
You stealing my prompts on midjourney, bro?

>>54893417
Kek

>>54893451
lol don't be so self conscious man. happens to everyone

>>54893443
We have a btc ATM at the gas station I work at (out of order of course) and I unironically hear "it's a ponzi" every fucking time someone asks about the ATM

>>54893451
Don’t make such a shitty thread and you won’t get btfo, simple as

>>54893443
Standard, on the opposite end of the spectrum:

> I just DCA and don't even check the chart
> I just buy the dips
> Bitcoin will break all time highs {insert date here}

>>54893417
gottem

>>54893417
It must hurt at some level being this based. OP got totally and undeniably owned kek

>>54893411
>idk I heard crypto was a giant Ponzi scheme
>my house is my biggest investment!
>if I include my equity in my net worth I’m at x
>you only live once I’d rather have memories from vacations than invest

>>54893411
>money doesn't buy happiness
>follow your "dream job"
Basically why half of women in college get useless degrees

From the day we are born we are filled with lies...You hear shit like "money doesn't buy happiness", "size doesn't matter", "we are all equal", "girls like nice guys" and a shitload of other lies.

First step to break the chains is to realise that you have been told lies all your life.

Sauce on hot ai elsas?

>>54893411
>billions must die
>the west has fallen
>tf 6 figs no gf

>>54893863
All I got is this one more if that helps. Don´t know the sauce

"time in the market beats timing the market"

>We should go somewhere nice like Olive Garden

>>54893863
>>54893949
I have the sauce, but first you have to tell me that OP is based and that this is the best thread on /biz/ right now.

>>54893949
>Hoop ear rings
>MULTIPLE foot tattoos

DROPPED.

>>54894092
But >>>54888801 is

>>54893411
Look at the size of her feet.

>>54893417
kek
>>54893451
2x kek
His post was much funnier than yours

>I fap to cartoons

>if you have the money to spend and it makes you happy, why not??

>>54894274

It's just simple math. If A and B both make you X amount happy, but A is significantly cheaper than B, why wouldn't you take A? Pleasure doing business.

>>54894092
OP is based. Best thread on biz.

Yeah bro

>>54893411
"Do you want frys with that?"

>>54894092
No

>>54893451

>>54894446
>>54894092
saucen

>>54893417
And just like that, OP got BTFO.

>>54893411
Poor people:
> You have to spend money to make money
> It tastes just as good as the expensive stuff
> It gets me from A to B
> I'm not a risk taker

Middle Class:
>"Passive income" ponzis
>Paying top dollar for mediocre food in fancy establishments
>Buying expensive new cars every three years to impress friends and neighbors
> Risky ventures in saturated playing fields

Rich people:
> Paying for preferential access and opportunities
> Buying/eating reasonably priced locally produced food
> Maintaining old but quality automobile
> "Competition is for losers"

>Working your way up from the bottom builds character. I had to pull myself up by my bootstraps, and my kids will too.

>"Where do I sign on this form to lease the brand new 2023 Nissan Altima?"

>>54895189
I just went to /sdg/ on /g/.

>>54893411
"i just bought a house 2022."
"ive always been poor so when the economy dips i never really notice."
"i need a pack of cigarettes."

>>54893411
>It tastes just as good as the expensive stuff
I CANNOT AFFORD THE EXPENSIVE CAT FOOD OK?? THAT SHIT IS LIKE $20 PER POUND

Elon Musk is the greatest

Solid dev team

It has great tokinomics

Can I get a dollar?

>>54893411
NEED THE PROMPT/MODEL PLEASE SER DO THE NEEDFUL!!!!!!!!

>>54893417
this post aborts the OP

>>54893411
>I'll start with ones I hear poor people say regularly:
meat, eggs, milk, are bad for you

>>54893417
owned, how will he ever recover?

>>54893417
de-stroyed

>>54893417

>>54893411
Would

>>54893411
>> It tastes just as good as the expensive stuff
kinda true though

>>54895255
Rich people
>No my family wasn't rich, sure I grew up in a mansion in the suburbs of New York, played Lacrosse, and went to the top colleges through my families generous donations, but I grew up lower middle class at best and had to work for what I own.
Poor people
>WE WUZ KINGS AND QUEENS AND SHEEIT GIBS ME DAT

>>54893411
>Have you read Aurelius?
>I really like stories about Diogenes.
>yeah I should have gone to graduate school

>>54893411
Mine is
>Dude, weed LMAO

>>54893411
>I can't do X until I get paid
>I can't catch a break
>I will never be able to afford a house
>Tax the rich
>I thought all antibiotics are free (I hear this at my pharmacy a lot)

>>54893411

this one, regarding any life progress:
>Its too risky
this one, regarding anything that is not blue collar labor:
>that all sounds great on paper, but really its all just a big scam
this one, regarding understanding new things:
>yeah my mind just doesnt work like that
this one, regarding giving up habits (usually weed, booze or cigs) that take up half their paycheck
>Im just trying to enjoy life man
>I need it to get by man
this one, regarding getting things done
>yeah Ive just been busy


There is definitely a broke vibe you can sense from people's mindsets. Im not looking down on them but I do look down on their lifestyle and pray they change.

>>54899070
Weed and booze are cheap though literally $50 a week and I could get fucked up on both every night of the week. I could get cheaper if I bought extra trash booze made for alcoholics.

>>54893411
"Buy bitcoin it will x2 your investment in a few years"

>>54894168
This. Why are they so fucking long?

>Cryptocurrency is the future!

>It’s unregulated and replacing the U.S. dollar!

>The singularity is coming!

>The great reset is happening!

>The Metaverse is the future!

Had some dude on the verge of tears at work because he lost a whole $1500 on doge,btc and eth. He thought he was going to be a millionaire because people online told him to buy it. When I genuinely consoled him and tried to have a heart to heart about investing I told him crypto was shit and has no use case he got so mad at me and told me I didn’t know what I was talking about so I showed him my six figure stock portfolio with total gains and losses up over 400% total. He walked out of the room fuming like a madman muttering to himself. Never laughed so hard in my fucking life, took everything I had not to laugh in his fucking face.

>>54893417
Oof BTFO

>>54893411
>i got a good deal on my car
>my house has gone up X since Y
>i made money betting on sports
>i own crypto

>>54893411
>its not all about money to me
>women don't care about tattoos

>>54899070
I pray they change too.