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Guys seriously, thoughts on CVNA after last Friday?

>>54891339
1pbtid

>>54891353

Didn't PACW move their dividend rate to 1 cent this weekend? Why the fuck is it pumping?

It's over.

I'm thinking S&P gaps up at market open, and puts in the day's high early before trending lower

Reminder now is the time to go long on TLT

My holdings are AMZN, JNJ, and DG, and XOP

And shorting gold.

>>54891320
>it overperformed therefore it will keep going up
lmao

>>54891373
We aint going anywhere until CPI.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

Hot CPI is good for Oil & Oats, right?

Good morning

>>54891363
Short selling is illegal now. The stock market going down is now a criminal offense under the Biden admin.

>>54891353
>Posts in this thread: 1

I'm starting to believe the market is being propped up and will never appreciably go down

t. crab expecter

Bought Brk.B and MSFT I have been winning ever since, purchase quality assets and hold forever. It’s that easy.

Id unironically call aapl a buisness built on the backs of black people

The reason is that they're stupid enough to finance phones at extrodinary apr, and then stupid enough to claim ignorance when they get 180 dollar phone bill for 2 lines

I fucking hate black people, literal cattle that should be exterminated.

>>54891440
Its been "propped up" since the fed was created, that's literally its purpose.

>>54891440
It's largely because of inflation. Because the fed is effectively ignoring inflation stocks keep going up because there is no reason to hold cash when the dollar is losing value.

Bears are going to get wiped out this week.

AAPL CRASH INITIALIZING

Huge pump on CVNA coming today

CRASH IT DOWN.

>>54891454
cope they're all gonna be millionaires soon white boy

Dividend investing is like a snowball rolling down a hill.

It starts small but as it picks up speed it becomes unstoppable.

Keep at it and the avalanche will be inevitable.

>>54891491
Kek and a cheeseburger in California will cost $1000 because of it.

>>54891462
And inflation is going to keep going because these rate hikes aren't doing anything except hurting regional banks that went full retard on long term treasuries.

For inflation to be curbed, everybody has to feel the pain. CPI isn't dropping, or dropping by much. Job losses so far are nothing. What's stopping people from spending more? Nothing. They're still working. And they're starting to go on vacation now.

So what reason is there for consumer prices to drop? Consumer demand hasn't dropped.

Just bought 25k worth of bills for todays auction. The treasury isnt going to default.

I have about 70k in money market funds right now. I can add 40k every year. How do I make it within 20 years?

Yeah and just like that Carvana is taking off. Shorts are fucked

>>54891520
>How do I make it within 20 years?
Unrionically go all in on apple, microsoft and Nvidia. You dont really even need anything else other than them.

>>54891536
appel and tesla

nasdaq still weaker than sp500

>>54891520
What is making it to you?
With those funds you can set up citizenship by real state investment in the Caribbean, set up some extra rooms or attached condos to rent through airbnb, and dedicate your life to drinking margaritas during the day and watching anime and kpop at night

>>54891511
My four week T-Bill matures tomorrow. I’m hoping the rates stay high until Wednesday so I can reload

>>54891508
>consumer demand hasn't dropped
That's the scary part. Run out of money for the new PS5 and iphone? Take out a credit card. Ran out of credit to buy that Disney vacation and diamond earrings? Open a second credit card etc. This is truly the beginning of the end of the monetary system and lifestyle we grew up with. People think the WEF is joking when they say "you will own nothing and you'll be happy". CBDCs are just around the corner.

feelin kinda crabby

>>54891563
Im thinking it stays high for any auction through debt ceiling resolution. Looks like June 1st is the meme date so any auction until then I think will give some premium.

>>54891574
>WEF is joking when they say "you will own nothing and you'll be happ
The WEF and others at Davos know most will do whatever to just keep spending money on junk. They dont care about anything or principles in anything as long as they get to consume. Prices are extremely high for food and stuff and people keep buying and dont notice.

>>54891574
living thru credit lines from the bankers has been the basis of the republic since the bourgeois did their revolutions 200 years ago. Basing society on debt is literally the heart of the democratic republic.

>>54891542
>>54891536
People in the 90s were probably told to go all in in GE also. I remember when GE was on the "the" american brands.

Shorting WAL at open

this gonna be stinky

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So dumb how everyone is ignoring CVNA. Huge short squeeze potential

>>54891655
Nigga did you miss the day it went up 40%

>>54891638
Yes thats true, but if you watch your investments then you know when to exit. apple and microsoft have both been doing extremely well for over 2 decades. They arent anywhere near the same business model as GE.

>>54891654
>>54891665
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Omfg my clf puts

its over mumus submit to the BBC

Bloomburg now admitting banking stocks trading like penny stocks LMFAO

appl holders tongue bear anuses

TYSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>No gap from over the weekend.

What did markets mean by this.

OILGANG

POTUS has been taking bribes, just fucking sell everything. We're going to have to burn it all down and start over.

>>54891706
NO MEAT DEMAND; YOU WILL EAT ZE BUgS

(I'm ok with eating less meat, occasionally is fine. Fish is more important)

>>54891719
Means crab week for news (CPI).

>>54891724
>>54891701
ate 4 steaks last week
not tyson though that shit is garbage

Guys, don't try and look up BBBY on Robinhood... Apes we got too cocky...

>>54891661
They tried to pull it back and now it’s ripping again

CLF gang

My stupid neighbors are being stupid loud for this time of the morning and woke me up. It looks like they are preparing to take a road trip.
Sedentary market open.
>>54891417
Sirs

>>54891737
BBBYQ up 24%

I go up on red days now.

does any of you play the banks?
how are you feeling about the recent liquidity injection? is it gonna last the whole week?

>>54891754
You bought way too early.

>>54891766
Imagine buying this shit when it was back in the 20's and holding all the way to delisting because you thought the "heckin short squeeze" and some pet food Jew were going to get you rich. Lol. Lmao even.

and you may find yourself holding $35 SOXL shares
and you may find yourself a BOIL baggie about to hang yourself
and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a TSLA
and you may find yourself renting a overpriced house, with a beautiful real doll
and you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

and you may ask yourself, "How do I leverage this?"
and you may ask yourself, "Where is that Rivian truck they promised?"
and you may tell yourself, "This is not my rented cardboard box"
and you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful anime waifu"

Letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was

>Subprime auto defaults on path toward 2008 crisis levels, say portfolio managers

>The surge in easy credit during the pandemic, government stimulus payments, and skyrocketing car prices have all begun to bite borrowers with the lowest credit scores.

>Subprime borrowers who financed used cars at record prices in recent years have been acting more stressed than during the 2008 global financial crisis, even though the labor market has been resilient, according to a new report from fixed- income asset manager Bramshill Investments.

>The duo pointed to 60-plus day delinquencies hitting 9% in March for borrowers with credit scores of 550 and below when looking at subprime auto loans packaged into asset-backed securities, or bond deals. That's up from a rate of about 7% in March 2019 before the COVID crisis.

Why won't they just pay their bills?

Yeah this is headed back down to 405 shortly

>>54891783
PACW: We are sound and resilient all the news is MALINFORMATION! We are making NO strategic moves.
> 3days later
PACW: We are reducing out dividend to .01... because of our strategic planning.

>>54891811
Checked but you typoed.

305*

>>54891672
?

>>54891808
>Bramshill

>>54891820
imagine holding a stock that doesn't pay dividend except some manufacturer/producer that can pump on some scarcity. BANK without dividends, AHAHAHA

>>54891820
They're doing a buyback instead?

one of those mornings where I woke up a little bit late (15 minutes after the bell) and I actually don't feel like I missed anything. market flat. no significant earnings. time to make some coffee and wait for "the move" to present itself

DOCN is looking rather spry this morning.

WHY ARE WE DROPPING ON NO NEWS

kek

>>54891436
1pbtid

>>54891854
volatilty rises

>>54891833
You can't make this stuff up

Last fucking chance for CVNA before it melts faces and goes to 15$

Why is appl selling corporate bonds..??

>>54891854
Michael Mott said we're closing a diamond so we have to go down now. The diamond has been closed.

KAILEY LEINZ MARRY ME

>>54891854
All of Friday's price action was bullshit. I'm going back to bed.

>>54891867
Because they can. Best I can see it any way.

>>54891808
They're trying to tank their credit scores to get a better deal on their mortgage.

WHY ARE WE SELLING OFF

DADDY'S HOME

>>54891865
In all seriousness, free cars for everyone soon.

>>54891463
you think cpi/ppi prints will be bullish? lol

MUMU BUY BUY BUY..

NO NO NO BOBO BYE BYE BYE!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>54891889
Oh shit, they're playing 4D chess

Is PACW the newest reddit stock that's destined to fail?

soxl drilling lmao

>>54891914
Yes.

>>54891508
>>54891574

I told you to short WAL
Did you listen to me
No
No you didn't

>shit&piss
>standard&POOR's
>makes you rich if you invested like a retard years ago
ironic

>>54891940
>-2%

>>54891927
>CAPEX is a drag in an economic contraction and hang over from massive demand glut..

Yup semi-bagholders ignored all the "I work at a semi manufacturer" posters from last year saying we're going down. Tbf I also ignored them last year but at this point it's obvious

>>54891948
ah so the new bull copium emerges
first it was pivot, now it's there is no pivot but that's a good thing

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54891962
The government is considering banning the short selling of regional banks. You truly underestimate how bribed the government is by wall street.

>>54891962
>that's a good thing
Did I say it's a good thing? Inflation continuing on is worse than a recession, and the longer inflation drags on the worse the recession will be.

But yes, asset prices are bullish for now. Just not your money.

>>54891984
>The government is considering
That should be done within two more weeks then, for sure.

>>54891984
if we needed another other signal than that saying perhaps the market is more fucked than they are claiming... IDK if you can be saved.

>Remember when they did it to GME because they got greedy? really make you think.

>>54891967
the snibbening

Why is this shit so dead? Are you guys hungover?

>>54892018
crab market
market will be green by EOD

>>54891924
Nah we won’t crash today. CPI comes out Wednesday, so everyone’s probably waiting until then. I’m sure the chances of another rate hike will spike and everyone will freak out if core CPI stays high like it has been

Wholesale Inventories 0.0%, Exp. 0.1%
Wholesale Sales -2.1%, Exp. 0.4%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ9_MwZIaoc

mood:

>>54892009
Biden admin is also considering using the 14th amendment to prevent defaulting on the debt ceiling and shockingly has not even bothered negotiating with Republicans on the debt ceiling. Yes this is all alleged so your "2 more weeks" post is justified. But it definitely gets the old noggin joggin.

>>54892044
I don't know, we're currently in one of the worst recessions the country has seen since the Trump presidency. I would be very surprised if CPI comes in hot.

>>54892050
bullish, nobody is buying. in the future they will, buy buy buy bullish.

>>54891854
Look at TSN computer, buddy.

>>54892050
Does that mean the rate hikes are working?

>>54892060
I said core CPI, not (headline) CPI. The headline number has been doing pretty well, but core remains stubbornly elevated

>>54892060
It's genuinely exhausting dealing with your trolling some days baggot.

stop selling.

THEY ARE TAKING ME TO THE WOODSHED OXY BROS WTF

>>54892057
(EU here) Reps should stay their course. Let him try using the amendment. Scotus will have to deal with it then probably. Pure gaslighting by the dems. They'd absolutely do the same. But we all know they are worse people, so they wouldn't negotiate for peace's sake.

>>54892076
It doesn't mean much other than companies are buying a little less in inventory in anticipation of less demand.

>>54892060
CPI is fake and gay. Homes go up by 50% and cpi doesn't address the real increase of mortgages and rent. This Markey will stay fake and gay until the mm decide to really dunk on retail.

>>54892060
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting
cleveland fed seems to think it's going to reaccelerate

>>54892076
sounds bullish
haha

How is CVNA still mooning? Their earnings are still bad…

>>54892080
My post was a fact, Jack. Trump was president during the covid recession, and we are currently in a recession the likes of which hasn't been seen since the previous one.

>>54892111
Truth. Trump was a much better president, and this level of recession would have NEVER happened if orange squad leader was in charge

>>54892111
Covid23 confirmed

Seriously what do I short and when? I have long puts on apple but it's probably a bad bet. Couldn't really help it when it rocketed.

>>54892101
Who is this smug fight whore?

>>54891440
Yeah sadly. Im pretty sure its done on purpose too and to add it seems to also get moved in ways, up and down, to prevent people like you and I from getting rich easily. Look at all the stocks where, the earnings report, should have dropped the stock but instead pump it. All because "expectations." Nah at this point extractions feel more like a scape goat to avoid stating the obvious of ot being manipulated.

It's depressing though since it's become quite blatant these last few years. Getting rich off it feels harder. In 2010 you could've bought bullishly and come out richer 5 years all with it being an easy hold. In 2018 the same could not be said, massive dump out of nowhere after unironically having "high interest rates" for less time than we've had right now, and overall lower than what we have now. After that the 2020 dump. After that the 2022 dump that hasnt fully recovered assuming its over. 5 years from 2018 to now. An easy hold? Nope. Starting in any year between 2009-2016, they at peast gad a few years of easy holding or all of them.

>>54891638
Buddy you are just looking at a chart like a retard GE has had several stock splits, and dividend pay outs, investing in GE in the 90s is a very good investment

>>54891351
I bought a car from them and had it delivered last Friday. That's why it was up 40%.
Getting it taken to the mechanic today. I'm pretty satisfied with them but their on-site customer service is grimmer than grim.

As someone that was just in the car market, the services like carvana and carmax have all the good inventory. Dealers are fucking dead, no one wants to put up with their bullshit anymore besides boomers with nothing better to do than haggle with some salescunt. Their inventory these days is so unbelievably bad compared to Carvana and CarMax.

>>54892171
>>54892171
>investing in GE in the 90s is a very good investment
was

Anthony Noto is the best CEO alive today.

>>54892171
lmao, they got kicked off the dow for fucking up, thats ironically when you should have bought. buying ge now ahead of the recession is like transitioning from a man to a woman. it doesn't make any sense.

>>54891508
>They're still working. And they're starting to go on vacation now.
I suspect these are the typical normies who will go into debt willingly just so they can replace their car once a year, their functional iphone in a year, and plop down 5 easy payments of 59.99 on the infomercial fruit blender.

>>54892111
>we are currently in a recession the likes of which hasn't been seen since the previous one
Oh, shit! He's right!

>>54892202
You mean 90%+ of the Burgers then?

>>54891638
What surprises me the most is how little people of that time got rich off stocks even with all the stocks that hit it big between the 90s/early 00s. Unlike the 2020 pump, the pump that occured back then would've unironically made someone richer with less risk (eg not having to go all in on calls to make a 10x)

>>54892202
and one complicated payment.

>>54892202
A decade+ of 0% interest rates is a hell of a drug anon.

>>54892168
Understand that there were very long periods of crab in the past compared to now. This is actually the time to "make it" because of the absurd shitcoin volatility we are getting in the markets, but hindsight is aways 20/20.

>>54892097
The inflation metrics they use are disgustingly fucking fake and manipulated. Housing and most inflating foodstuffs should be extremely heavily weighted and only the most recent data should be used. Instead they cut all the most important and also most highly inflating things out of the data and use old data.

Inflation is literally high treason

We buying WAL here?

AAPL is going to pull the market up again

>>54892236
RIP

>>54892239
Margaritaville is unironically one of the best South Park episodes of all time.

>he bought

BAK is my pick of the day.

we are crabbing until Wednesday aren't we?

>>54891655
Well then why dont you shill it harder, not after the fact that its pumped. What are you looking for here, potential bag holders in hopes of encouraging you to buy in? Look if you're so confident about a squeeze, why didn't you come spamming us before it even began? Why wait until its already done all this? It's a terrible stock to begin with and at least GME had logical reasoning behind itcwith the shills. All you've come with is "come on guys it'll squeeze!" Shill with good information. Even the penny stock general years back had better shilling than this

>>54892202
People just don't give a fuck anymore because they know there is no end in sight. Retiring will be a thing of the past for most people. You'll work as a Walmart greeter in a wheelchair on oxygen until the day you die. I have 3 zoomer employees that work for me and all live together. 2 out of their 3 vehicles are broke down and if they lose their 3rd vehicle, they can't make it to work anymore. So what do you think their solution to this problem is? They are pooling their money together so they can take a $7000 vacation to Hawaii. Truly baffling but peak American spirit.

>>54892275
Yeah, Wednesday, 2032

OH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

Mein Freunds, how could zis häv häppened?

>>54892247
inflation is killing the voting base. But it doesn't matter Especially not for you burgers, since you have this completely retarded 2 party system. You can only lose. In europe there can at least formally be some change. (Greece communist party one period, than conservative). But if changes anything materially is also questionable. At least we might have the illusion.

>>54892292
AYYYYYYYY

>>54891940
This stock has consistently screwed me over for years now. I really need to start trading something else.

>>54892303
>inflation is killing the voting base
lol,
lmao even.
>how higher prices increase the standard of living of the middle class and below

Fug do I buy CMA or WAL here

>>54892304
DAX doesn't give a shit. US has to die first for DAX to go down. It's stupid.

>>54892296
One of my current guesstimates is that 1/4/2022 will have been the high of this decade and that we're crabbing with a slight downward drift well into the 2030s.
Also we'll be entering the next decade with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7%.

>>54892319
>buying at 8
>being up 75%
just IMAGINE

>>54892321
>>how higher prices increase the standard of living of the middle class and below
How?

>>54892353
Stop trading the DAX then?
I mean how hard can it be to "manipulate" 30 stocks of a small country on a small exchange (Frankfurt/XETRA) when TPTB seemingly have little issue stringing along US indices comprised of 500+ stocks at a whim.

>>54892366
article is behind a paywall unfortunately

>>54892366
just watch the short video

Tick Tock Corporate Real Estate.

>>54892321
>>how higher prices increase the standard of living of the middle class and below
absolute state

>>54892304
I think X is going below 10.
Last October it got close to a 1 PE ratio.

>NVDA

>>54892392
I can't believe he would wear a mask blocking his sniffs

The brokebank scampump is fading, the market is healing.

>>54892384
Ah, you were greentexting an article. Didn't realize that.
Should have added:
>And here''s why

>>54892366
Steiner and Goldberg's economic theory of prosperity.

yeah I'm thinking we're back

>>54891376
The time was in March to start buying fixed maturity date bond ETFs. I did have a TMF play when the banks were brewing shit. I wish I had put more money in it at the time.

>>54892219
It wouldnt surprise me. All while it feels like Im being punished for solely being the way I am. Not getting into debt and saving my money. Why yes heres a bigger fee if you buy a house not like I can afford one. Unlike you guys I dont have the opportunity of $90k+ a year jobs or even $60k, useless degree.

>>54892239
Lel rarely saw this show but it made me laugh without a clue what this is about.

>>54892243
Problem is timing it. I regret not going im harder in 2020 because I expected it'd be a long drawn out recession. DCA heh. Nah I'm gonna play the time the market method instead. The amount of riches that can be made is ridiculously high if you time the bottom or top even remotely close.

>>54892422
To be fair you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand bonds

I am never buying UVIX ever again.
This thing is a fucking ripoff.

>>54892452
vix is manipulated to keep it down. if anything you should be buying puts on it when it rebounds.

>>54892362
Anon have you seen how bullish anons here are with it? I wouldn't be surprised if a lot have a price average over $30. If you can time it that consistently you'd be rich already. The only way Im timing the market is with obvious enough events that I can simply go all in, in one go via options.

how do i buy index funds?
> t. bong

>>54892431
Maybe you should have gotten a degree in something useful like gender studies. Opportunities for people with ESG and DEI credentials are through the roof, meanwhile everyone who learned how to code are getting replaced by AI.

>>54892452
Sadly it feels like it. I recall there being one, TVIX I think, that reacted quite well and was "shut down" or something

Anyone have the funny meme pics of it from 2020? The one where they had that guy whod shill george foreman grills. The picture would have
"TVIX is proud to announce another smashing quarter" with the black guy laughing

>>54892319
And you called us oil princesses. Look who's laughing now.

>>54892497
I didnt even get one in coding. But it wasnt gender studies either. At this rate my only chance of getting rich is off my solo game development

>>54892496
just buy the ticker if your broker has it.

>>54892524
not me today

>>54892497
A white male like me wouldn't benefit from a gender studies degree. I'm not above doing almost anything to get ahead when it comes to gaming this system but I have to be realistic.

>>54892560
What do you mean? Oil is about to take off. Wait until wednesday when CPI numbers are published and inflation is still the same or worse than the last numbers. Oil princesses will be up at the front of the line reaping in the gains.

looks like this shit will crab until Wednesday

>>54891498
Yeah a snowball that takes 30 years to get large enough to matter..yawn

>>54892565
just say you're trans retard

>>54892640
wow did you finally transition?

>>54892605
Doesnt surprise me Bobo, doesnt surprise me. You may get a lot of hate but I typically enjoy the Bobo memes. Mumu memes seem to just feel arrogant, the pictures I mean

>>54892651
there is literally no vanity standard, also with all the fluidity nonsense you can just claim you're a dude the next day. the whole thing is retarded and unenforceable.

>>54892651
Yes, I am a black lesbian woman of color, but I will keep my pronouns (we and these) and i will keep going by the name Baggie.

>>54892678
>I like Nigger memes

>>54892619
This. It only matter if I had something like a million dollars. Id rather stick it into a savings account than risk it on some dividend stock that decides to cut their dividend 90% out of nowhere or announces bankruptcy and I lose more than just holding it in the bank.

Uh hello? What is racist about hating niggers????

I dont get it??? Whats racist about saying we should exterminate blacks??? They're not people, how can I be racist???

BOIL BROS

>>54892651
Can't you see we's pronouns? Do not refer to these as "you".

I told everyone about CVNA today and nobody even listened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj194KV7PkI

CHWY bros were going mainstream! It's getting normalized by white women everywhere. Soon we'll be bigger than AMZN.

>>54892263
>unironically
Kys

>>54892685
They'd just see I don't have the new general American lisp and that I'm not a soft boy with gyno. People tell me that I look like a Nazi, there's no way I'd pass as a tranny.

>More crabbing
Yay?

>>54892719
are they really going to restart them? without all that extra cash going to useless shit surely the game is over. no?

CARVANA is fucking ripping like crazy

We trading PLTR? I'm thinking pump to $9+ after earnings. Who else taking positions?

>>54892777
yeah I hope CVNA shorting anon is shitting his pants

>>54892722
kys shitskin

>>54892726

If anyone wants me to pick a stock for them just tell me what you're looking for. And I'll pick one for you. Free of charge.

>>54892771
now they have to pick

Useless shit or Banks

My money is on banks... Hope people saved up.

>>54892771
dunno. they might be setting the stage for big political theatre for the election year.

>>54892824
>Hope people saved up.
rofl people aped into housing at "amazing rates" and tied up their meager cashflow. People are fuckin boned.

>>54892813
take this guy's cock out of your mouth and then kys

>>54892822
A stock with the most based CEO

>>54892842

>>54892808
hahah mad

>>54892822
Give me a stock that looks like it will file for bankruptcy tomorrow but actually has a hidden secret no one knows about.

>>54891351
>used car prices re-accelerating

Didn't some anon post a chart a few weeks back about cars made/year being in a huge deficit. And some cock choking simpletons retorted
>fleet vehicles and car rentals

>>54892808
Go shoot up a school while your women fuck dogs Cletus

>>54892893
>White supremacist
>Mauricia Garcia
Go cut your dick off, real women don't have penises.

/smg/vix nearing 52 week low again

my SKYT calls are cookin

>>54892678
bobos are the real good guys in this clown market. while mumus are exuberant pigs wanting to have le epic squozzle for some extra lunch money on the back of a deep depression and hyperinflation, bobos just want a strong and resilient economy with fair price discovery without all this fake and gay liquidity

>>54892902
Says so right here sweaty.
>Race: White

>>54892827
If it buys even 5 votes Biden will postpone them. But the banks are going to want something for it. Now with now spooky COVID idk if he can.

>>54892924
So what you're saying is that America is in fact still a white majority country?

>>54892934
>Now with now spooky COVID idk if he can.

>>54892958
no spooky*

>>54892951
always has been

>>54892893
Ah good afternoon CRBPajeet!! Good to see you.

>>54892843
Difficult to find a based CEO of a publicly traded company. Maybe Elon and TSLA

is this site legit?
Say they'll give me money to trade
fxfundedtrader.com/

Why are these threads so slow now

CVNA is the next GME and people here are too dumb to notice

>>54892994

When will this shit company die?
How do they even keep returning profit on their shitty platform?

>>54893003
Because the market is boring
Imo this is the calm before the storm, by next Monday, probably by this Wednesday the shit will hit the fan

>>54892994
Yeah, CEO's are required to be woke and comply to DEI and ESG mandates.

>>54893020
people still watch netflix

>>54892920
>it has to go to zero so I can buy at rock bottom prices
Bobos are just greedy niggers

>>54893038

>>54893020
They nixxed password sharing. That pissed off people for a little bit but everyone ended up complying and now they are significantly more profitable because of it.

How well does volume on SPY reflect volume on the S&P?

im eating a bagel
prepare for the turnaround

What the fuck was that?

>>54893072
So the /pol/ claims [company] is doomed was incorrect again.

>>54893099
Bear Trap.

Carvana blew way past resistance this is crazy nobody else is talking about it it’s literally a short squeeze just guy calls

>>54893109
Netflix was never in jeopardy of crashing because of password sharing, or the woke crap. There big risk was the absurd amount of money they were spending on original content.

Let me guess, another inside day?

>>54893140
The original content is the woke crap.

>>54893135
Their car tower vending machines are ugly and thus I don't like them.

How do women know how much money you have or how fit you are?

>>54893148
They share an aesthetic with the Audi Museum in Ingolstadt

>>54893157
they can see it in your face

should i buy a Volvo for the free trip to Europe?

>>54891363
Lowering dividends is bullish ironically

>>54893144
Yes it is but you aren't paying for one show, you're paying for the service. Plus white women love that shit.

>>54893157
you need to wear a tight shirt to show off your gym gains, and tight pants to show off your wallet gains
(a good trick is to stuff your wallet with 1's so it looks like you're rolling with a fat stack)

>CVNA

>>54893099
...what the fuck is THAT?!

>>54893169
A 240? 850? First gen v70/s70?
Everything after that is chinese crap

>>54893167
>Audi Museum in Ingolstadt
Also looks dumb and some kind of you will park in the pod shit.

The whole entire market is set to correct itself within the next 336 hours. You're going to see the SPY fall below $400 and basically everybody long right now is a big assed retard.

Did Biden replenish already? We are above 70 again.

>>54893148
Yet the stock is causing major institutions to panic the same way GME did. Do you realize how over shorted this stock was? Not even fantastical news caused the stock to rocket over 5”% in 2 trading days

>>54893230
He was asleep at the wheel again.

>netflix
>nobody's posted the webm

>>54893157
>>54893168
They don't. Almost everyone doesn't know what the fuck they're doing about fitness either. Visible hypertrophy isn't necessarily fitness.

>>54893236
That's fine.

>>54892893
>the people we have told to focus on nazis say it is nazis and want budget increases and pay raises
>the boomers we hired to counter the russians 50 years ago say it is still the russians and want budget increases and pay raises
It's all so tiresome.

>>54893239
It's too late in the thread. I'm not digging through my webm folder at 280. Doesn't leave a lot of room for (you)'s

>>54893248
Yeah just saying you’re gonna look back to my callout on this when the stock is 30$ soon. Just zoom out. Look how far they brought it down. Greedy fucks

>>54892924
It was a cartel gangster doing a fent related hit.
He did it at the mall because he thought no one would shoot back there.

Bear trap
bull trap
bear trap
bull trap
WHEN WILL WE HAVE SNIBS TRAP?

>>54893175
Don't confuse 'makes them feel like a good, socially acceptable person' with 'love'

>>54893157
Why would you want to be with a woman who cares about such things?

What’s it like in Massachusetts?

Bears don’t get to cum

>>54893269
I'm not gonna care. You'd do well to let go of your anger at how "unfair" and "manipulated" the game is.

>CVNA
short squeeze?

>>54893289
>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>>54893269
They are down because they sell cars with no titles.

what the fuck
why is amd pumping

>>54893317
how libertarian of them

>>54893322
I bought SOXS sorry

>>54893313
Literally yes. I’ve been saying it all morning even in the premarket when it was doing nothing. I doubt anyone noticed me

>>54893247
i was talking more about confidence and the beaten down financial incel gaze

>>54893335
Show position mr. Iwannashillcarvana

>>54893283
They don’t have bananas in Massachusetts.

>>54893283
I have a cousin from Boston. Shows up on commercials advertising to alcoholics. Fucking hate that guy

>>54893357
No bananas?

>>54893314
Sounds like you should invest in one of them Bobobreaker 3000s for that kind of bobo.

>>54893382
the new tesla looks... interesting

>>54893283
Ask baggot he's a masshole

>>54893343
You mean like body language? People are using that to manipulate people too. And on the other end people like to pretend they can read people or whatever. Its like self assurance in an uncertain environment. It keeps them level. The only real way to know is to show some comprehensive financial statements and perform some fitness metrics.

>>54893283
It sucks ass, everything smells like weed and 100k a year is poverty tier. I will never be able to afford a house.

>>54893375
No bananas.

>>54893404
I yell financial terms like
>annuity
>equity
>INterest rate of return
>net present value
>taxes
I get by in most conversations, I just admit I stuck at math

>>54893402
It's gay af, imagine barney franks and elizabeth warrerns as far as the eye can see.

>>54893421
Sounds like paradise. An entire state that’s gentrified.financial barrier of entry to keep the riff raft out, and everyone tokes up to celebrate.

>>54893157
They dont that's why they use the cock size to judge a man.
It is very difficult for a woman to discriminate on characteristics on a man wrt a promise of good sex.
The size of the cock matters to women through:
-the small size, which clearly no woman loves
-the thick cock, which women loves
A woman also knows that men loving to perform live, men love be complimented on their performances as well as to hear that they have bigger cocks than her previous orbiters
-the long cocks, which women loves to think that they could handle and seems exotic, but are bad for vaginal, but very good for oral and anal

The clues coming with a man about financial wealth and tastes are more deterministic about the quality and quantity of entertainment and pleasures not directly related to sex, than the size of the cock, because the size is clearly and advantage, but there is no evidence, through the size, about the ability of the man to make the woman cum without effort.

So yeah. women have easier access to sex, but most men are not much endowed and even the few who have thick cocks do not perform well, in short or mid term, because they think a fat cock is enough. Thank god for women:
-that most women get orgasms from their clitoris
-that most men, irrespective of their physique or social background, love to eat pussy [but men are so stupid that they begin by eating pussy, instead of finishing by it]

so what do women rely on to be as sure as possible that the beta will make them cum? they rely on:
-what the man brags about [but men easily distort the truth on their abilities to please women, in bed or not]
-what the other women fucked by the guy say about the guy. this is why women talk about sex between them. they want to know if the current orbtier that they have for short term casual sex is indeed acceptable.

>>54893435
/smg/

>>54893430
More like a tier society, rich whites, thier serfs(me), and swarms of feral niggers living off gibs and prowling everywhere.

>>54893435
Todays smg investment tips:

>DICK
DICK
>DICK
DICK
>DICK
DICK
>DICK
DICK
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PEAK 2023

>>54893472
Oh, that’s just Florida

Banking...

>>54893435
actually made me smile, although haven't read to the end.

>>54893477
what if the dick in question is kind of autismo

>KKR posts 26% drop in Q1 earnings, beating expectations http://reut.rs/42g79QO

Do analysts really?

>>54893509
at least florida has nice weather and protects children from having their genitals mutilated. mass has hospitals that have been experimenting with child genital mutilations since the 80s and elects literal faggots to public office. i mean mitt romney was their governor ffs, that should tell you everything you need to know.

>>54893472
I’m watching that programme Locke and key, all the girls look hot and the houses look nice

>>54893382
it looks like it could fly

>>54893574
What’s wrong with Romney

Anyone have the earnings cheat sheet for this week?

>>54893574
You can always tell when baggie isn't actually shitposting and it's hilarious.

CVNA up 20% on the day. I shilled this so fucking hard before market open when it was up or down .50%

>>54893623
He voted to convict trump during the first impeachment hoax. He's one of them Rino republicans, there ain't a drop of maga in his blood, and he's a mormon, so he probably touches kids too.

>>54893692
That does sound pretty bad.

If CPI april was for march and it was 5%, CPI may (for april) could be higher.

Oil in march 2022 was high and 2023 low. Oil in April 2022 pretty high and 2023 again higher. CPI 5,3% CRASH

SOFI is gonna pump hard when student loans start up again

>>54893435
Bro what retard does oral after sex.
You fuck a girl after she orgasm or until she orgasms.
The worst thing a guy can do is fuck then try to go down on a girl.

Guys, I know a risk free way to get 200% easy

Google Schwab starter kit, and make a new account with that promotion. Deposit $50, and you get $100 in 5 fractional shares for free. There's basically no risk. It's way better than buying shitcoins. I literally deposited $50 and now I'm up to $100 + some changes the same day.