/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54890013
Well prepared, bring on the crash.

>>54890013
I'm as well prepared as anyone can realistically be. I'm not even kidding, I didn't even know you could be this well prepared.

Inflation actually fell quite a bit, but Schlomo, being the clever Shylock he is, is price gouging his paypigs.

>>54890013
That's a lot of space between those eggs.

>>54890038
It's because breaking one is like a loss of 50 cents, algorithm determined the shipping cost of delivering 1/5th as many eggs outweighs the cost of 50 breaking. Welcome to inflation

>>54890013
>cereal
>pre sliced bread
>maple syrup
>humus(?)
>yoghurt
>premade lasagne(?)
>cherry tomatoes

The only nutrients he's getting is from the eggs and bacon and I bet they are the cheapest things he bought

>take picture of food
>award
I didn't even look at the food but this seems to confuse me

>>54890013
>shrinkflation
do you even know what it means?
it's about reducing the weight of a product to mask inflation,
they started doing that trick after the 2008 banks bailout.

I will simply not eat. Suck it, jews.

>>54890023
It is because
-ukraine bullshit increased prices of wheat
-random crop failures/late planting reduced supplies
-farmers are niggers
-brandon and lolberals decided to stop increasing subsidies for farms because it's 'socialism for da farmers' and now these retards are wondering why prices were raised to compensate
-gas prices being higher will always mean that the cost of transporting goods is higher
-the mysterious destruction of various food processing plants that no one can explain is ongoing

>>54890097
Why do you hate tomatoes and yogurt.

>>54890173
>farmers are niggers
The farmers are getting raped. It's retailers and traders who gouge and set the low prices they threaten farmers with

>>54890180
Tomatos are bad for you, they are literally night shades.

>>54890190
Tomatoes are delicious and if you're that paranoid about phytotoxins you can cook them and still get the vitamin C and lycopene, you are literally a retarded faggot

>>54890013
Those are clearly luxury eggs though.

>>54890013
Only healthy thing in that picture is egg and salad, the rest is processed trash.

>>54890228
Post the in store prices leaf

>>54890180
Because he's a paleo faggot even though the real paleo diet was "whatever the fuck you can find,: which is why humans can basically digest anything and everything

>>54890013
>big piece of bacon
>huge syrop bottle
Leave those and you probably half the costs
Also
>calling toast bread
Lol lmao

Is this the thread where a schizo will try to use wholesale prices to say this op is dumb for not formulating perfectly macrod meal balls for $0.20 a piece?

Still remember the lime schuzo reeeeing about limes

>>54890097
>tomtoes have no nutrition
>yogurt has no nutrition
let me guess, you're lactose intolerant

>>54890013
Not at all. What can I do to get prepared? I have £6000 in my bank account.

>>54890013
I spent the last two years learning to survive on whiskey and hardtack.

>>54890190

>>54890013
Yes.
>Tubs of multivitamins that will last 2 years so I won't have any major deficiencies.
>Lots of tinned food.
>Not fussy on what I eat, if it's edible
>Bought wild food guides so I can go foraging
>Growing veg like potatoes
>Away from big cities

Need to start stacking some more silver and gold.

>>54890190
>4chan moment

>>54890484
Same, going to give corn a shot this year. Anyone that stays in the cities at this point is retarded.

>Kroger
Fucking Kroger has higher prices than Whole Foods now on Eggs, bread, yogurt, and most produce despite being worse quality. What a fucking racket they've built taking over the markets.

>>54890233
kys

>>54890013
Who buys two loaves of bread?

>>54890097
> thinking bacon has more nutrients than tomatoes

found teh fucking yank

>>54890013
anyone else trying to get into gardening/farming and raising chickens? once I saved up enough money to buy a piece of land I'll unironically do it.
>corpos will seethe, piss & shit and vomit because they cant feed you their overpriced poison
>its a hobby so you're distracted from watching porn and anime all day
>you actually know what you're eating
>gives you s sense of responsebility
>its just an overall valuable life skill
>no plastic ever touches your food

>>54890561
>tomato are plant and plant are good
do golem NPCs really?

>>54890561
It does from a macro perspective but for some reason a lot of fad diets neglect the existence of micros and phytonutrients
High protein diets work for weight loss because of satiation, not necessarily because it's best nutritionally. On the flip side raw vegan diets are also awful because while humans can digest almost anything we're really inefficient at getting nutrients from raw plant matter which is why recommended servings of vegetables are large

>>54890580
fad dieters don't get to call other people NPCs
>>54890578
I keep six hens in a backyard, chickens are easy and eggs are really good for you.
I also garden, all your points are good and correct except for
>no plastic ever touches your food
You gotta watch out if you buy bagged compost or soil, a lot of that is municipal compost i.e. just garbage and when I was inexperienced I had to pick out all sorts of pieces of trash from my garden dirt. Make your own compost pile and learn how to build soil naturally with no-till/low till methods

>>54890327
No, it's the thread where /biz/iggers always find excuses to complain at the shopper for what they bought (no matter how healthy it is, it's ALWAYS bad goyslop, as if they were buying better shit than that) and never address the inflation problem.
All the fucking retards will always claim the shopper could have purchased less processed stuff, cut corner here and there, or that it's their fault for not living in a cheaper area, even when none of those excuses are true.
This one is the perfect example, because there is only healthy, important food in the pic, the brands are entry levels,... and yet prices truly are outrageous. There are ZERO way to blame the consumer here for their choice, they are consooming virtue incarnated.
Where biziggers were previously impotent raging at snickers and cheetos, now look at them
>reeee TOMATOOOOOES
>reeee EEEEEEGGS
fucking pathetic pieces of shit trying to always apply the same filter even when it makes no sense at all.
Still waiting for them to rage after big corpo and price gouging producers using the inflation as an excuse to pig out on gains.

>>54890630
There's literally zero reason to not be growing your own tomatoes and stealing eggs from unsuspecting birds.

>>54890657
>>54890630
This, tomato plants are basically weeds especially if you live in a warmer climate and you can raise chickens on table scraps. Git good

See?
>>54890657
>>54890662

>>54890013
Yes. I grow my own food

>>54890188
There are no industrial farmers that are actually poor so they have a hand in all this. But I will always agree for more farm subsidies despite this, because I'm not a retarded leftoid who thinks starvation is a feature.

>>54890677
Kek

Where is that $85? That's more like $40 here.

I enjoy tomatoes.

>>54890553
I will if there's a sale, I just freeze the one I don't eat right away
>>54890630
This isn't even just a /biz/ thing, these people come out of the woodworks no matter where or when you say that groceries are getting expensive so that they can flex about how they've been surviving on rice, beans and boot leather for the past ten years
>No wonder you're having money problems, you're wasting money on luxuries like MEAT and EGGS and CEREAL
Burn it all down

>>54890013
Go to a different store dumbass. It's going to be so funny watching all of these gluten free health nuts go broke because of food.

>>54890097
>Bread and pasta have no nutritional value
Greetings, ketoschizo.

>>54890190
How are they bad for you?

>>54890013
REDDIT SCREENSHOT THREAD!!! WOWZORS!!!

>>54890190
Lmao, 18th century memes

>>54890226
> cook them and still get the vitamin C
That much heat utterly destroys all of the Vitamin C.

posting twitter/Reddit screencaps should be bannable

>>54890097
>yoghurt and tomatoes because durr no protein
dont be a fucking retard

>>54892006
white bread is slop

>>54892400
That's wheat bread in the OP, Anon

>>54890173
Destruction of food plants? Tell me more.

>>54890449
buy canned beans and sugar/honey
maybe a small filter for rainwater
just dont go full retard and buy a truck worth thinking you will live for the rest of your life off of beans and honey

>>54890013
how do I know if ammo is past its expiration date guys? are there dates on the shells?

>>54892006

Bread is probably one of the worst things you can eat next to raw sugar and vegetable oil.

>>54892012
Not that guy, but they are actually highly acidic, which could be bad for you depending on your diet. I developed GERD, because I was pounding energy drinks and coffee all the time, so now I have to limit spicy food and acidic food otherwise my stomach acid comes up into my esophagus, causing damage.

>>54892451
>maybe a small filter for rainwater
Like a brita filter you keep in your fridge or some sort of special survival one?

I have been hoarding long life foods from free food banks and heavily subsidied food pantries, in 2 weeks we can stockpiled over 100 servings of pasta free, most of the additional long life foods like canned and jarred foods are only a few dollars each and contain multiple servings.
These places have plenty of perishable goods for free or very low prices too that lets us save for more expensive long life foods/supplies and in general.
Take the food bank pill

>>54892786
Nigger, have you no shame? Just grow your own food. Leave the food bank garbage to the people who are too poor to grow their own.

>>54892879
Around here they throw half the food bank stuff out, yes I have no shame, I will not be starving and begging like those who were too prideful to take what us free, I take pride in my savings and stockpiling, I grow my own food, but I cant grow things like pasta especially at this scale, whats the harm in picking up free veggies that will otherwise be thrown out? Or food that has just past or is near its best before date?

>>54892879
Ngmi

>>54890013
I spent $120 at the grocery store yesterday, and it was just basic stuff like eggs, potatoes, sausage, and more. It would have been a $60 grocery trip not even 5 years ago.

>>54892535
Activated charcoal filter. Brita is a meme

>>54890190
>nightshades are bad for you
>all peppers
>all potatoes
>eggplants
until you eat your vegetables you manchild, you are going to remain whatever deformed shape you are in

>>54893398
>me eat poison
>me smart
lol

>>54890097
I would love to see what you actually eat in a week.

>>54892535
just buy a berkey style filter filter. got mines for 220 with charcoal and fluoride filters and metal spigot. put it on a stand that cost $10.

>>54892062
Vitamin C begins to "degrade" at body temperatures, it's a chemical reaction not a magic switch. Frying your tomato for a couple of minutes isn't going to turn it into a nutritionless lump you retard

We are about to enter the largest stage of deflation anyone has ever seen.

You'll be able to get 50 eggs for a dollar soon - If anyone were willing to part with cash, that is.

>>54890013
Before I even read this thread I know it's going to be full of bootlickers who only buy asian market rice and lentils and three day old expired spinach on discount and butcher their own cattle and grind their own spices because everything is fine.

>>54890180
He's probably one of these retards that eats raw meat and drinks raw milk.

>>54892481
Maybe if youre nonwhite and cant digest gluten kek

>>54890013
>buys premium bacon
>buys organic shit
Heres your new grocery order to survive:
Sack of potatoes
Sack of poatoes
Sack of poatoes
Bread
Bread (for freezing)
Bread
Crackers
Crackers
Crackers
Peanut butter XL tub
Butter
Cheese slices x2. You eat for a month on that. This is what you can afford now, welcome to economic collapse.

>>54890097
>retard euro spelling
Move along folks, the village idiot had to get his (You)s

>>54890097
The bacon probably cost 15-20$, bacon is a premium rich peoples food now not for plebs to afford. Like steak.

>>54890013
I spend $70 on groceries and get
>two weeks' worth of drumsticks/chicken thighs/lamb
>whole grain pasta
>organic tomato sauce
>mueseli for breakfast
>broccoli, peas, green beans
>almonds
>gallon of milk
I don't get what this retard is buying.

>>54890580
Saturated fat and processed meats cause cancer and heat disease. Bacon is both.

>>54890048
No, it's because that size carton used to hold 24 eggs. They spaced them out further to keep the box the same size but give you less eggs.

>>54890013
Leftoid Redditors voted for this, and they cope and condone inflation by saying it's okay as long as more money goes to Ukraine.

>>54890546
This has been my experience too. Trader Joe's is also cheaper on most things you'd actually want to eat compared to Kroger as well.

>>54895093
inflation has virtually nothing to do with ukraine you uneducated retard. you have absolutely no idea about anything related to monetary policy if you think global inflation can be moved to this degree by like a hundred billion dollars worth of military equipment. you would have to be exceptionally retarded to not have taken note of the actual causes of inflation too. you should unironically kill yourself for sharing this 92 IQ thought online

>>54890013

Let's review shall we"

>bacon
super overpriced you're better off getting chicken breasts
>sliced lunch meat
super overpriced you're better off getting chicken breasts
>hummus
nigger just get some chickpeas and grind them with some olive oil
>prepackaged salad
too lazy to chop vegetables
>prepackaged tomatoes
too lazy to chop vegetables
>syrup
unecessary goyslop
>pasta
not a bad choics
>eggs
currently overpriced
>pancake mix and bread
nigger get some flour

If you zoomers knew how to cook you would get twice the food for half the price.

>>54895459
Bacon is actually not too bad to make from scratch, if you buy a whole pork belly you can make it for like $10 for 5 pounds

>>54895509

Yes. But I think we can both agree that the prepackaged shit is criminally overpriced.

>>54890013
>$85
>Buying sandwich supplies
Ngmi
You can get a pound of chicken legs for like $5. A single person can make 4-5 meals out of that
Get a 20 pound bag of rice and you're golden for about a month .

>>54890173
You know this shits Chairman Mao communist shit right?
There's a reason why in 2025 deagle showed the american populace would be down from 360million to less than 55m

We are all unironically going to be murdered via starvation and pulling back of wages while simultaneously shutting off benefits and increasing hyperinflation.
I told you all 2023 was the end of the world.

>>54895548
2 more weeks
Start a back yard farm. It's that easy.

>>54893398
That's simply untrue
You fell for a meme, stop being a retard

>>54895459
>Super overpriced
>Super overpriced
>Currently overpriced
Yes I think that's the point the guy in the OP was trying to make

>>54895459
I don't disagree on most of those points, but to have to go to this F1 engineering tier optimization of food is not a good sign. In fact, it's indicating things are very wrong.

>>54895537
Yeah it's pretty nuts, even the bottom barrel nitrate-pumped store brand is going for $5 for 10 oz packs, which is awful. Might as well buy steak.

>>54895701
>>54895742

I can't change inflation on a national level but I can change my own spending and food prep habits. Instead of whining about food prices on tiktok I just bake my own bread.

>>54895946
Ok then what are you going to say when 1lb of flour is $30? There's a certain point at which that optimization isn't durable.

i could buy the same items at Aldi for 35 bucks

>>54890190
don't eat potatoes either then

>>54893555
based. my wife got one of these and she and my kids drink almost exclusively from it. almost no moving parts, no electricity, just infrequent filter swaps, and we have pretty much unlimited filtered water.

>>54896425

Then I start killing and eating the people that told me I couldn't grow food in my HOA.

>>54895402

>print huge amount of money and give to ukraine
>this doesn't effect inflation

get a load of this goy

>>54890013
I'm prepared, I've been stacking cash and have withdrawn from the banks, to be ready for hyperinflation mayhem

>>54896562
No, you won't. Also lmao how many acres you got for wheat?

>>54890013
The rao's and the nice hickory bacon were probably $30 alone

>>54895093
Inflation is showing up because all the businesses that went tits up during the lockdowns and in the time which has come since, after people changed their consumption habits. Its being made worse by Biden being a complete fucking moron with like green taxes and shit, but also because unions are demanding pay increases and everyone is now getting paid more. That will cause infinitely more impact than sending weapons to kill actual communists in Ukraine.

>>54890561
>spells "yogurt" as "yoghurt"
>europoor thinks it's an amerimutt
Uncultured swine.

>>54896612

>No, you won't.

guess you get to find out eh?

>>54896619
kys NAFO faggot

>>54896975
Id rather kill you instead commie.

>>54895160
I'm going to Trader Joe's today. There's one a 20 minute walk from my condo and I just haven't gotten into the habit of shopping there. Fuck Kroger.

>>54897078
topkek, only the poles are a match. pretty sure the other nations don't look like that.

>>54890013
>an entire bottle of syrup

>>54890013
85 seems like BS. Maybe 65 at most.

>>54890013
$25 spent on bacon and rao's sauce.

>>54895574
>it's that easy
Mmhmm you do realize they will do everything in their power to stop that right?
Laws, taxes, permits, to poisoning.
If their plan is depopulation, then a coup would be first, second would be blatant rubbing in our faces how they have no intention or campaigning because they have no intention of releasing power, even if trump or someone else won come Jan 20th when they pass the power back they simply won't and extend war time powers, the thing Trump should have done.

They don't care, which means it's over, we lost you understand?

What's here today won't be here next year, 2021 was a time of great profit for many people, now those same people look back and say "God I hope we get that again"
It's over.

Soon you'll be starving it takes less than a week and you'll be looking back to the days you shitposted on 4chan wasting your life.
I'm terminally ill and going to kms next month none of this matters to me.

>>54897185
You cant really show one person who looks like an entire people. Hitler didnt have blonde hair, he did have blue eyes though.

>>54897255
>Uh akshually
Shut up kike. You just want to suck down black pills. Nothing is going to happen just like nothing has happened. Go be defeated somewhere else. Too busy growing potatoes and weed with my wife.

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>>54896601
>stacking cash to be ready for hyperinflation
Uhhhh... Idk how to tell you this...

>>54890013
theres still going to be inflation in fundamental core products such as food, but whats coming in the next few months to year is a massive deflationary shock

>>54893213
How is growing your own food NGMI? Really not that hard dude it's a mostly passive activity

>>54897078
>someone unironically reposting this

i wanted to make some corn muffins this weekend and went to the store for eggs. holy shit, the media is still fuckin lying. eggs are still obscenely priced. i just want some god damn corn muffins

>>54892925
Ok i respect that you do indeed grow your own but still kinda fucked to take that food if you can afford it otherwise. Then again niggers that really need the food bank also tend not to pick what's the best for them at the time anyway. (niggers avoid vegetables)

>>54890013
We've been there for a long time. Currently paying at least four times the price for 1/4 of the product or service. Quality and variety of everything is also down to 25% of what it used to be a mere 15 years ago

>>54890097
>lasagna
Where the fuck are you seeing that, am i blind?

>>54897692
No he is, it’s deli meat

>>54894735
Enjoy chugging your sneed oil PUFAs complete with petrochemical solvents. Yum!

>>54898568
Never even mentioned "sneed oil PUFAs complete with petrochemical solvents", you silly little man.

Not my problem.
If Redditfags need to eat, just grow a successful and abundant CHAZ/CHOP garden like you did in 2020.
If you can't grew food on cardboard, just look for TikTok dances you can do to make food magically appear.

(You)

>>54893898
Deflation is impossible. They can, and have, just mailed checks to everybody. Unbacked money cannot deflate because it is born out of thin air.

>>54893999
>retards

>>54890190
Nightshades arment even that bad that was a 2012 meme but basically all other vegetables are worse so i eat nightshades
>>54893398
Obnoxious retard

>>54898717
To this date I still never understood why they layered the ground with cardboard. The only two options I can think of is they tried to do lasagna composting, but they only had two of the ingredients (cardboard and potting soil where you need like 6 inches of compost to make it work), so it was just a half-assed attempt. The only other thing that tracks to me is that they didnt have any tools/manpower to tear up the turf so they could get access to the topsoil, so they just put a floor down and dumped 4 bags of potting soil with the hope it would just work.

>>54898717
give credit to the dude with the afro though, at least hes fucking trying to make it work while the shaman is fucking stomping the soil

>>54890097
>bacon
>nutrients

>>54892348
Yogurts a great source of protein you absolute fucking retard. Drink bleach my man

>>54896509
checked. my family loves it too but im sure theres huge margin on this thing. the filters must be like $5 each from china and the rest could probably be sourced for less than $20.

>>54893555
This is top of the line advice but only recommend if you're stationary
Aren't these like a foot wide/tall and 10lbs?

>>54899256
people take it camping all the time. They sell the bpa blue plastic version that is a lil lighter i guess. if you want something that fits into a backpack then get one of those cheap straw filters from walmart.

>>54890013
>maple syrup
>bacon
Why do these images always have obviously expensive items

>>54899213
Cholesterol, protein and saturated fats are actually nutrients and bacon has plenty of them.
>inb4 hurr cholesterol not a nutrient
You'd die immediately without cholesterol.

>>54890013
>tfw aldifag
>tfw got 7 pounds of ground beef, two gallons of milk, some buns and condiments, a couple dozen eggs, and a bunch of beans for only $50 after work today
Still feels like quite a penny, but even then you can still do relatively fine at the market if you’re not a complete moron.
>>54894073
Based and potatopilled.
>>54895742
>F1 food engineering
My brother in Christ you are literally just mixing some shit with flour then baking it. Thats been the norm for 99.9% of human history. You don’t even need to make the flour anymore, and there’s a bajillion ez mode recipes to find online for free. Shit may be all sorts of fucked up now but thats no excuse to be so helpless that basic cooking is some sort of gargantuan task. Shit is really not that hard.

>>54899305
I use the sawyer gravity bag, the filter part is like a size of 2 C batteries and the bag itself flattens easily and can be used to scoop from streams
I looked into Berkey before during covid but I passed on it because the cost and well, picrel. It's the size of a tent lol

>>54899213
Ngmi

>>54893555
>>54896509
>>54899256
Never heard of it but looks a bit sketch. Their website claims that their filters remove lead, arsenic, fluoride etc. but doesn't remove beneficial minerals. Well that sounds bogus AF. It is very difficult to remove Fluoride from water, I really doubt their gravity filter can do it. They're also not NSF certified which is the governing body of water filtration. Seems like quackery. I have no doubt it removes chlorine because that's easy but a lot of the rest of the claims I doubt.
If you are really relying on this to properly purify your water you should get a sample lab tested.

>>54899165
>To this date I still never understood why they layered the ground with cardboard.
Because despite all of their "I fucking love science!" virtue signalling, leftoids at heart are fucking stupid NPCs who don't know dick about agriculture.
Leftoids exist in an echo chamber of capeshit and double-digit I.Q. takes on everything.

>>54899213
Bacon is excellent for doing keto, which is an effective diet if you can actually manage to conform to it.
I did it for two weeks and lost 20 pounds.

>>54890013
>Are you prepared for the shrinkflation + hyperinflation 2.0 in the next few months?
Yes I'm moving to a third world country

>>54899326

The maple syrup is corn syrup with chemical flavoring. It's not even the real deal and they charge you a premium.

cosmic death fungus
he's feeding his fungi w/ those starches

>>54890630
>maple syrup
>prepackaged vegetables
>prepackaged presliced cold cuts
Come on anon.

>>54890546
Kroger went full globohomo recently and got expensive for some reason

>>54899185
>layering cardboard with industrial glues and chemicals into your organic garden
>hammer the dirt to compact it
You never have gardened have you?
The dancing faggots doing more actual work by not doing shit.

>>54897416
>growing potatoes and weed with my wife
How long does it take to grow weed?
How long is your wives penis?
and how what heritage potatoes do you grow?
Lemme answer for you.
1. You've never even seen a marijuana plant
2. throwing old potatoes out into your yard and pulling one out 7 months later isn't gardening.
3. your wives black cock is 13 inches with a slight upturn.

>>54890097
>pre sliced bread is a luxury in 2023

>>54890327
>>54890630
I can buy a week's worth of groceries for barely more than $85

>>54899465
No you can ignore your skepticism this is one of the actually legit water filters. In the top 3 for water filtration

>>54890228
>luxury eggs
>caged
lmao kys

>>54899465
The black filters aren't as good as the british ones. the british ones have the certifications.
>arsenic, fluoride
You have to get the optional alumina filters.they screw on to the candles in the filtered section. they will work for 750 gallons. the ceramic candles are good for thousands of gallons.

>>54899343
You also die immediately without glucose but that doesn't mean you should be chugging cokes. Not sure what your point is.

>>54890013
I steal entire chickens from a work and eat leftovers that my neighbors and coworkers give me.
I haven't bought food since March and when I do buy, I buy in bulk. I've got a chest freezer full of ribeyes nigga.
Try me bitch!

>>54892481
>all bread is the same

>>54892481
>t. brought and raised on american sweetened spongy bread whole life

>>54897651
I implore you to visit a food bank/paid food pantry for a week or 2 and look at the amount of excess they have and what they eventually have to throw away as supply is too high.
When I take food, it isn't otherwise being snatched away from another hungrier person, I come near closing, and at the end of the week.
I feel even worse that I cant take all the things they're eventually going to throw out, the utter amount of waste makes me mad

>>54890013
This faggot is obviously shopping at Safeway or whole foods. That shit would be 30-40 dollars at Walmart. Fuck normies

>>54900934
planted 1200 sqft a week ago and set up my new drip irrigation system just this weekend you nigger.
I'm with you though, outside of raised beds I dont think lasagna gardening would be effective for what they are trying to do.

In that short clip the one dude is so far up his ass attempting to perform the liberal version of a raindance whereas It looks like the afro guy was trying to tamp the soil with the cardboard, but I actually think he was using the hammer as an improvised box cutter since he shredded it afterward.

I did a little reading on it, and it looks like it eventually got adopted by some black guy who has some knowledge in agriculture. My guess now that I've read into it, was some idiots decided they wanted to start a garden, did their best with the pathetic amount of resources they had and then some guy who had some know-how in agriculture stepped in and said wtf you idiots and salvaged it

The black guy is a huge insuffurable yuppie based on his instagram posts, but at least he isnt completely useless (unlike the shaman)

>>54898717
this comically-sad webm feels like watching some dystopian cargo cult of urban goy drones trying to ritualistically conjure up food despite having lost all agricultural knowledge and any roots to the natural world.

54890097
There are always anons like you in these threads to make sure everyone knows how healthy you eat, without fail. I was scrolling to see how far in or close a post like this is would be.

>>54892438
It's keto bread, mostly fiber

>>54895459
>nigger get some flour
This. I was easy camping in a cabin one time with a group and they were all amazed when I was able to make pancakes without store bought pancake mix.
People need to learn to cook with basic ingredients.

>>54897643
As if it's wrong.
Does Russia ban non white immigration and racemixing with churkas? No.
Does it bomb other Europeans over their imperialist goals? Yes.
What's next, nu /pol/, worshipping China? Oh right, you did that already.

>>54902843
I could do it, but I'm too lazy for anything that has to do with flour. Would rather just eat meat, potatoes, some vegetables and bread.

>>54892446
You been under a rock i think it's well over 100 now some anon has a full list (((fires)))

>>54890013
you gotta be a unsuspected burger to complain about prices when most of the shit you buy is goyslop. I mean what makes you think you need fuckin syrup and premium bacon to survive

>>54903090
>bread
homemade biscuits or bread, make big batches and freeze them.
Make big batches of everything you make and freeze it. It is only a little bit of a pain when you do that. Then just pull it out of the freezer and heat or cook. I bought a freezer just for that purpose. Make a bunch of stuff at once and it is no hassle for weeks. Even mini freezers are getting pretty cheap now. It is worth it once you get into doing that.

>>54903176
>bacon is goyslop

>>54900951
>1. You've never even seen a marijuana plant
We're already growing them
>2. throwing old potatoes out into your yard and pulling one out 7 months later isn't gardening.
We've got a huge yard with most of it dedicated to growing food. Cry about it.
>3. your wives black cock is 13 inches with a slight upturn.
Mutts law.

>>54903716
depends on the bacon. some pigs are fed plastic and other cheap garbage, are treated poorly their whole life, and then their inferior meat is saturated with carcinogenic nitrates. not all bacon is this way obviously, so not all bacon is goyslop.

>>54890023
It didn't fall retard.
The rate decreased. Prices are still rising.
Also, they lied about the rate as well and it's not decreasing.
t. imports

>>54890578
Chickens cost literally nothing and eggs just keep coming. You will love it.

>>54890097
Hello fellow ketotard

>>54903725
No sorry. Your pigs can't digest plastic and convert it in to muscular or fat tissue.

>>54903718
You didn't answer a single question
you've never even grown a houseplant and you live with your mom faggot stop trying to pretend you're not a virgin kek.
fucking loser.

>>54902298
kek that shaman was doing the root dance my fren and the cardboard smasher was sending signals to the dwarves.

Call me a nigger or whatever but I have exclusively began going to self check out stores just so I can “accidentally” take an extra of something with me home when I go shopping.

Fuck these Jews if they are play with me I’m gonna find loop holes in their shit system such as stealing extra cans of food.

>>54890630
You make a good point anon. And besides, wasn't it just a few years ago when junk food was considered the cheap way to eat? Now people are acting like doritos were always some kind of luxury item when it used to be that the average family could buy all the processed slop they wanted without even thinking about it. Even if everyone bought nothing but rice and beans, you'd still see anons arguing that other anons deserve to be poor because they bought the 5 pound bag of fancy jasmine rice instead of getting the 10 pound bag of store brand brown rice when it was on sale

>>54900951
>How long does it take to grow weed?
Dumb question, because as a weed farmer you can literally control how long it takes to grow by adjusting the timers on your lights

>>54890190
the 18th century called, they've been looking for you

>>54904669
Bought a big 10 lb bag of jasmine for 13 CAD on sale a few months back. Same bag is like 22 CAD right now. At the time of the sale the bags of rice were piled sky high and for whatever reason they said max limit of 10 bags per customer. Nothing much to do with the comment just seemed weird

>>54904740
Uhhh kek that's not how plants work.
Sure you can grow a plant for the veg period for two weeks and switch it to flower, it will be a foot tall and have no buds and nothing but male parts.

It takes nearly 9 complete months from start to seed.

You guys haven't grown plants before.
Autoflowers don't count that shits terrible quality and full of pricks flooding your grow room with unsmokable, uncroppable gimmick plants.
There's a reason all lowriders are never sold in medical centers.

>>54890013
This time he's not wrong

>>54890013
The average food service worker wage in Ohio is approximately $15/hour according to indeed
After taxes this is probably about 20% less, so $12/hour takehome

That means the average low tier wagie has to work 7 hours and 5 minutes just to afford the amount of food in OP's picture

>>54904813
Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you!

>>54890013
>t. living in hyperinflation
It's hell

I know one of you bongs was calling sliced bread "toast" in this thread. I saw that. You should feel bad.

>>54890013
did he get each of them individually through those delivery apps?

>>54890630
these are the people that cry about being poor and seethe at people that decided to invest the money instead of throwing it away

>>54890022
>I'm as well prepared as anyone can realistically be. I'm not even kidding, I didn't even know you could be this well prepared.
Another way of wording that would be to say that you weren't prepared for being that well prepared. Which casts doubts in my mind as to how well I can really trust your subsequent preparedness.

>>54907311
Oh want me to remind everyone here how you're a massive nigger beggar who laughed about how you wish hyperinflation hit America so White people would die, while simultaneously begging White people for money for years here?
Kill yourself you fucking nigger.

>>54901788
There's almost nothing better than free food!

>>54899165
Its a technique for setting up above ground planters on lawns. The cardboard forms a barrier to stop the grass from growing through into the planter. eventually the cardboard composts and plant roots get through to a store of nitrogen from the grass.

The issue is you need like a minimum of 18" of top soil over it to work.

>>54890013
I'm so tired of this retarded shit
you stupid NEETs don't even buy your own food or something so apparently you have no frame of reference so I took this picture for you
picrel was $150, at the time when eggs spiked to $5 a dozen
stop posting this weimar shit
it's not weimar
it's not nearly as bad as you say
shut the fuck up

>>54890226
the midwit is angry

>>54892024
go back

>>54911506
Literally none of that is food.
Also why are you posting pictures of food... are you a woman?

>>54911639
if nothing in the image is food then I'm not posting picture of food am I you gigantic fucking retard

>>54890013
I don't care about the state of the 'world.' We are all biological organisms that eventually die. I'm 23 and I might end my life soon. What's the point of being healthy and prolonging your life if you're just going to fucking die man. I regret being born.

>>54904860
lmao you can do 3 grows in 9 months if you aren't retarded

>>54890190
While some nightshade plants, like deadly nightshade (Atropa belladonna), contain harmful alkaloids such as atropine, scopolamine, and hyoscyamine, these substances are not present in tomatoes or other commonly consumed nightshade vegetables in significant amounts.

Tomatoes and other edible nightshades do contain alkaloids like solanine and tomatine, but these compounds are typically found in low concentrations and are not harmful to most people when consumed in moderate amounts. In fact, tomatine in tomatoes has been shown to have some health benefits, such as anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties.

However, some individuals may be sensitive or allergic to the alkaloids or other compounds found in nightshade vegetables, including tomatoes. In these cases, consuming nightshades may lead to adverse reactions, such as digestive issues or joint pain. If you suspect that you have a sensitivity to tomatoes or other nightshades, it's best to consult a healthcare professional for guidance.

Nightshade vegetables are part of the Solanaceae family, which contains over 2,000 plant species. Some nightshades are poisonous, but many common nightshade vegetables are safe to eat and nutritious for most people. However, some individuals may experience adverse reactions to nightshades due to allergies or sensitivities.

Common nightshade vegetables include:

Tomatoes
Potatoes (excluding sweet potatoes and yams)
Eggplant (aubergine)
Bell peppers (and other varieties of peppers)
Chili peppers (including paprika and cayenne)
Tomatillos
Goji berries
Ground cherries

>tldr; the poisons in poisonous nightshades aren't in tomatoes, some people have alergic reactions and sensitivites to non-poisonous nightshades but it's just rashes

>>54890097
Honestly despite being a spread that even medieval peasants would find lacking, it's much healthier than a more typical American diet of cheetos, twinkies, and mountain dew.

my local kroger has some pretty good chicken tenders you can get that are kroger brand, just 3 years ago for like $7 you could get a big bag that you could get basically 3.5 meals out of. now its $11 and its legitimately almost half the size it used to be

>>54897651
>fucked to take that food if you can afford it otherwise
As >>54902009 said, food banks are absolutey overstuffed with food. I volunteered in one and it's just so much food for not really that many mouths.
Food availability is still a solved problem in USA, even if eating like a retard isn't

>>54899363
the Berkey size is not size when you consider that in a SHTF scenario where you bug out to the woods this could serve as the main clean water source for a small group and the filters will last 5+ years with proper maintenance. you don't want or need ultralight gear for a camp of 8 or so people with women and children.

>>54911747
Just pay with crypto to buy groceries and get a cash back on all transactions using a payment processor. This is wise way. I do that now and then when I am short on money.

>>54890013

>>54911639
Whos reallt eating the steak

>>54912615
>2023
>tfw I appreciate bot posts more than whatever you baboons can come up with

>>54890013
There won't be hyper inflation.
They're crashing the markets tho, so stay in crypto and stocks so you can lose it all wagies. Back to work slave

t. Bobo on the phone with Boggenof

>>54914278
>Back to work slave
>no job when corporations fire everyone when stock plummets
whoops

>>54890013
I am prepared to murder the wealthy and their pigs

>>54890013
I've got a ton of canned/dried proteins, beans, pasta, rice, etc etc. And I love cooking. I always eat like a king. Working on intermittent fasting for experimental health reasons so I'll be eating less as well.

Got the good shit too, luxury goods; canned Mediterranean mussels, ventresca, atlantic sardines, etc etc you get it. Tons of spices. I'm pretty awesome at cooking. Only thing I get from the store is fresh produce for meals.

Although I am at the point where I have a bit too much and am already cycling through things to reduce my load. Don't imagine legumes/pasta/rice are going anywhere anytime soon, nor do I imagine it will be expensive, but I'm stocked up regardless.

I also have enough guns/ammo to defend my cans for an extended period of time. And friends with boats/guns. Plus there's an ocean next to me so plenty of fish. And a state full of insane right wingers.

God Bless Florida and her Patriots.

>>54893951
>bootlickers who only buy asian market rice and lentils and three day old expired spinach on discount and butcher their own cattle and grind their own spices because everything is fine.
what the fuck is wrong with your head

>>54914450
nevermind. this entire board is mental illness with a gambling problem.

>>54913940
>steak
That's how we do. I bought a Red Magic gaming phone few days back with USDT. The payment was fast and I even got 1.5% cashback. This is indeed how everyone will be paying.

>>54908050
I can't believe you schizo kek

>>54890013
America is already in hyperinflation, they just outsourced it abroad via petrodollar reserves. Now that the money is slowly going back it’ll become a proper weimar

>>54898588
since you’ve bought into the anti meat propaganda you most likely are the smallest faggot itt

>>54901655
The point is bacon has nutrients dumbfuck

>>54890013
I fed my wife and I for a week on 115 and I live in retard city land

>>54892006
>processed grains
Broken clock is right twice a day

>>54890351
>lactose intolerant
aka non-white

>>54890013
>$12 jar of sauce
>the cheapest pasta brand imaginable
death to non-Mediterranean's

>>54911506
90% sure from those brands that picrel is an Aldi run

>>54917626
Jars of sauce are idiot-tax for people who can't mix spices, tomato (or paste), half-and-half etc. and then simmer for 20-30 minutes. The ability to chop an onion is probably a flex to most Americans.

>>54917626
De cecco is one of the pricier brands in the UK. The next step up is pretty much fresh.

>>54916751
>anti meat propaganda
It's called medical science, smoothbrain.

Food is bad for you. Trust the science.

>>54912615
>in small amounts
>actually good for you
>nightshades are diverse
>diversity is our strength
>tomatoes are our strength

I SPEND $0 ON FOOD BY STEALING PIES FROM WINDOWSILLS EVERYONE ELSE ITT NGMI

>>54918470
>UK
its amazing that you cromagnons had any success throughout history. how was morale not at a constant low with the slop you force down your throats everyday.

>>54919196
Sorry for not having the right pasta brand Giuseppe.
Never forgetti the Norman conquesti.
Being a cromagnon is good btw. You would either be one too (if Northern Italy) or a Homo erectus.

Now what pasta brands should I look for? And what about coffee? I usually get Illy or Lavazza.

>>54890013
With unlimited shopping for groceries, I'm untouchable superinflation coming. Unless CryptMi stopped rewarding my shopping, I don't wanna think about my based like for unworthy tomorrow.