/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54879727
>3....2....1....glownigger appears with muh banks are safu!

No link? No believe.

>>54879761
More like influx of slide threads about chuds appears out of the blue. They don't want to engage in good faith because they know they'll lose the argument.

>>54879804
https://news.bitcoin.com/fed-reveals-722-banks-reported-unrealized-losses-over-50-of-capital-as-concerns-over-us-banking-crisis-grow/

As the issuer of the dollars, you must keep many of them, or they all would become worthless to others...how many of their own green rectangles are bankers now stuck hodling?? ALL OF THEM. INFINITY. BAGHODLIES BANKIES xD embarrassing.

Muh banks are safu.

>>54879861
"I'm one of the shrewdest men!" -bank who will own nothing and gets many green doggert now lol

>>54879808
Your "chud" bs is hilarious, I am pro crypto, not a doomer nigger, had more pussy than the board combined ;)
Glow elswhere, goldsteinberger!

>>54879863
Id color checks out!

Why is it always mutts bringing in a new financial crisis? Those retards are doing retards things but the whole world has to suffer

>>54880146
Our global empire runs on Talmudic alchemy.

>>54879863
ah this point I think I might even trust my fucking ass to fucking nothingness and hope to even get rich, or live my next 25 years in nothingness using NADA as my only food sustenance, my beliefs outweigh my own body

>>54880146
This is literally what happens when you hand over the reins of the most powerful
nation in history to jews

>>54879727
When people raid ATMs it's too late
Frontrun the bank run buy Bitcoin

Nothing ever happens.

>>54881084
It took you jews 1year to steal my meme. And you steal right one day before it happens
Thanks for being so easy to manipulate

Meds. Everyone.

>>54880146
Because the rest of the world is irrelevant

I really am wondering whether this is the bottom or just the start of a complete banking stock collapse, like the sort of thing that could take decades to fully recover

>>54881128
Once again nothing ever happens anon.

>>54881208
>recover
what would a recovery even look like, anon?

>>54879727
This isn't as bad as it seems. A banks capital is their NET. Like if a bank has $200m assets and $180mil liabilities, they have $20m capitalization, so this is just saying they have at least $10mil in unrealized loses compared to $180m liabilities, but they could also have $10mil in unrealized gains, you can't really say anything definitive about that statement.

>>54879727
>4000 banks in America
>unrealized losses

sounds like a big nothing

>>54879727
this headline is from February

>>54879727
so they didn't sell?

>>54881244
Why switch so suddenly from the two weeks mene to the nothing ever happens meme (which needs to be accompanied by a cat being bored for the full effect)
Because you saw my meme was better and now you need it while I switched the flip

>>54881302
This is also 9 month old information and is probably much worse than it seems, good luck

>>54881379
It probably is, but "unrealized loses" don't tell you shit. Its like saying some guy has $1mil in debt he must have a problem, but its not a problem if that's a mortgage on a $2mil house.

>>54881476
Unrealized loses in 99% of the cases get realized by someone. It might be theoretical future US taxpayers though

>>54881288

probably after ww3. two more weeks.

This post

>>54881518


Was typed by jewish over invested into the US ponzis hands

>>54880521
Do white people really not wash their minced meat/ground beef?

>>54881527

Housing market will never crash again. It will go up forever.

>t.jew
>>54881575


>Ca. 2007

>>54881500
No because you might have unrealized gains.... If you are down 10% on one asset and up 10% on another then you have no net losses but you are just looking at the loses alone here and saying you'd be down 10%, its retarded.

Ask yourself why the full picture is not being presented here? Why not report the full unrealized loses and gains? Because there is narrative here someone is trying to sell you. I hold a lot of bitcoin and crypto to, but fear is actually what they use to strengthen fiat because you have fiat liabilities, fear works to get people to hold onto their fiat.

>>54879804
shhhhhhh
don't say the l*nk word, you'll trigger the subhuman nufudders to come in here and spam cuck fud til the thread dies

>>54879727
>>54879820
post the actual source from the fed, all I see is bitcoincom & twitter

the issue isn't unrealized losses, it's lack of liquidity
if only there were some blockchain-based digital payments solution capable of providing On-Demand Liquidity (ODL)

>>54881549
Cooking the meat is cleaning it, dumb nigger.

>>54881549
what

You should unironically pat dry chicken so you get caramelization rather than steaming.

rookie numbers

>>54881476
*sighs* this midwit...

>>54879727
controlled consolidation,
its so obvious
that's they first said inflation was transitory, so they had an excuse to do super fast rake hikes,
banks had no time to adapt to interest rate environment and get stuck with maturity problems,
bc the bank cant buy new treasuries yet they need to wait for maturities and are stuck with low interests they cant give high percentages on deposits so people run to money markets,
causing deposit flights at the same banks that are having unrealised losses on their bonds, they will have to sell and realise the loss and then they go under,
perfect plan to introduce the CBDC and at least consolidate the banking system to the top 5 banks and our friends at JPM who are allowed to buy the best assets of these banks that collapse with insurance from the fdic on the losses, basically the deal of a life time

>>54884485
^part 2
the key is to keep the stock market boosted up so they can keep the interest rates high for a crazy amount of time, ensuring all these small banks go bust when more and more people flee to money markets to get 5% on their cash instead of 0.5%,
they will probably give out a lot more crazy numbers like last jobs report and revise it later so they can pump the market and keep it looking healthy in this environment to keep the rates up and continue the plan bc they will only be forced to pivot if equites start crashing

>>54884581
>bc they will only be forced to pivot if equites start crashing
What's the significance of this?

>>54884653
stockmarket is currently a suckers meme kept alive with 0dte

>>54879727
While this headline may mean probably nothing, there's no denying the fact that many users are abandoning ship with these banks and seeking for better and more profitable/secure means of savings on the other side with Defi. Slowly but steadily, they're losing their foothold.

>>54884948
Funny how you're mentioning "safe" and "defi" in 1 sentence. Laughs in Celsius and Voyager. GTFOH jeet!

>>54885237
those were cexes tbqh. but defi has inherent risks that go far above just by bigger liquidity providers rugging the ponzi pools

>>54885237
Who's this retard that doesn't know that these were CEXs? If I can safely and steadily earn yields for my stables on SpoolFi for almost a year now and not worry if my bank is going to be the next one to come crashing down on my face, I think I'll classify that as a very safe alternative.

>>54885242
Making due research about the team is important and better off in a project with a functional DAO to provide checks.

>>54885463
first daos and there tokens are the definition of an unregistered security, second all daos, no exceptions and due to human nature and "economic laws" that apply to transaction networks those daos will never be truely distributed. They are even more shit than cexes, as there is no law or anything preventing the dao majority, whales to fuck everyone over in on vote

>>54879727

>Just banking Fud
>Funds are Safu
>Everything is Okay
>Just another nothing burger

Just moved 100k from trezor to Chase PHEW thanks Anons

>>54881476
Okay, now look into the reason all of these banks have been collapsing. I'll give you a hint, they're being forced to realize losses due to deposit flight

>>54885477
The more users are involved in DAO activities, the less likely they get fucked over by a few whales. Well structured DAOs don't allow too much powers lie in the hands of a few; isn't that why it's a DAO in the first place? I've been a member of the SpoolFi DAO for a while now and there are no red flags so far; although I understand your reservations.

ITS A NUFFINBURBER!! BANKS ARE TOTALLY SAFE GOY- I MEAN GUYS!

>>54884581
So should I short KRE? Or go long on a big bank ETF? I think you’re right but it’s hard to say

>>54881288
>what would a recovery even look like, anon?
pic rel

>>54885676
>he believes this
go join an unaccountable anon whale dao then you mongo