/biz/ - Business & Finance

I went balls deep into SQQQ

Smg owes me cats

>>54869098

Im starting to think this "global financial collapse" narrative may not be a guaranteed outcome.

>>54869098

>>54869108
It's going to happen, just not in a way that the plebs could profit from or prepare for. Everyone has their cocks out for CBDCs, there has to be at least the semblance of a legitimate reason for forcing them on everyone forever.

UUUU bros, we’re back

>>54868220
Your hypothesis is down 30% on the year and would be further down if I had liquidated all of my 2020 long positions. Feel free to try and blow out my call spreads by buying some BA, BUD, IBM, MMM, and UAL if you like. The hedgies will appreciate the liquidity.

>>54869116
if the dollar collapses what makes you think they'll go along with some more fake money?
I don't think you can pull it off.

>>54869097
good

>>54869112
Meredith!

>>54869118
yeah 2023 is our turn

90% - $VTI
10% - T-Bills

rate my portfolio

>>54869160
exquisite

>>54869098
Your wish has been granted

I saw some guy ask for the price of the hot dogs at a hot dog grill truck and everyone in line just gave him a look of pity. God I hate poor people.

>>54869182

>>54869098
smg doesn't owe you shit

dpst $4.3
pacw $3.6

>>54869226
I hope we have another bank crash so I can make money again.

what caused s&p to gain 2% yesterday?

Does anyone have access to an AI art program? I would like to trade stock analysis for a picture.

>>54869280
the fed paused

>>54869280
NFP beat

>>54869289
fed didnt do anything on friday

>>54869299
job data

>>54869280
low unemployment rate and apple earnings

>>54869182
I thought everyone does this. I don't buy overpriced food.

>>54869214
This becomes more of an attraction every year, I bet the sheer profit increase of feet coming through the door because of it outweighs the loss of selling them.

>>54869384
>>54869365
>>54869326
>>54869318
>>54869299
BEER MONEY TUTORIAL

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4. Deposit 1 dollar
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7. Withdraw the $20 using the desired method

I love cun—
Stocks

I love stocks

UONE NIGGERS

Stock market will pump when Ukraine starts making vast gains in the counteroffensive, Russian army is about spent

>>54869431
the fuck is this. Moot?

>>54869454
oiiink

The power of mumu is legit scary. The entire arsenal of bad data and the small dip that followed was entirely erased in just a single day. Mumus are frickin relentless. Considering the value of the dollar, the dip last year could be considered just a giant crab. I should have bought, I should have gone all in. It's really that simple. Just buy every large tech dip you can find and you will outperform like crazy. I should have listened to my mum and just bought Microsoft
>>54869450
Alright ass but using such an angle, even my ass can look equally good so that's not saying much

>>54869160
Need gold you stupid fuck.

>>54869384
I've never walked into a costo myself... I am single so I never wanted to pay for a membership..

>>54869567
But with gold I need physical security and I don't have a gun.

>>54869573
membership goes on sale 2-4 times a year for 20 bucks and you usually get some extra shop card cash on top of it
pays for itself in like 1 trip

>>54869450
i dunno why, but the way her panties are so straight is such a turn off
i want to see it tapered like proper yknow?

>>54869182
>everyone in line just gave him a look of pity
fucking faggots paying $15 for a hot dog and 'artisan chips' that comes from the same restaurant supply store as any other hot dog

>>54869577
No you don't. Just put it in a safe.

>>54869517
money has to go somewhere

Yields...

>>54869784
What I would do to have my head between those pantyhose-clad thighs... but no. Life is just too cruel sometimes

>>54869784
We don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo here.

>>54869784
She's fallen over SOMEONE HELP HER UP

>>54869365
>>54869704
Can't believe I share a general with poor fags

>>54869384
Yes? No shit. That's the entire point of a loss leader.

>>54869517
people just don't know how bear markets work anymore. humans are too retarded not to repeat history every fucking time
I feel bad for mumus who unironically buy on those levels

>>54869814
i'm not poor i just don't buy overpriced slop

>>54869784
>Cinco de Mayo
EWW

DeepFuckingValue hasn't posted since April 16, 2021. Do you think he sold GME?

>>54869081
I'm going to buy SKYT call on Monday. I'll make sure to update you anons on Monday AH

>>54869868
Well if he has he's about to miss out on this epic squeeze. Hedgies = fukt

>>54869145
>we will use bronze and silver for shopping as cashier weights it for you
vgh...

>>54869318
Good job data means that delusion of soft landing is still on. But it also likely means that FED would have to hike more or keep rates up, which leads to all other problems, so why pump? Are they betting that JPow will pussy out?

>>54869885
Why don't you guys understand yet?
There is no alt gold

>>54869904
this is the soft landing bobo i am sorry

>>54869925
I'm not really a bobo, I'm just a poorfag who wants to make sense out of this on fundamental level.
For example, we have been going down from 2022 January to October, but now it has been crabbing for months sideways.
Why is that? Interest rates were hiked, so why market just stuck on that level and kept crabbing, at least shit and piss 500 did.
Explain me this and we might know what to expect moving forward.

>>54869936
>I'm not really a bobo, I'm just a poorfag
All bobos are poorfags, you're a bobo.

>>54869936
suck in as many people as possible. can't have a massive rug pull if everybody and their dog is hedged
if you unironically believe inflation is just going down in a straight line to 2% target and magically stops there while you have the tightest job market in 75 years and massive wage growth (inflationary) you fit right in this delusional market and should slurp every dip

>>54869977
I hope you stick around for when things turn bearish again, gaslighting tranny. Somehow I think we'll stop seeing your faggot name soon.

>>54870013
>bearish again
The recession was last year, chud.
>tranny
I'm not a tranny.
>Somehow I think we'll stop seeing your faggot name soon.
I will continue laughing at bobos both here, and on reddit, where I use the exact same username. You will cope and seethe as the S&P 500 hits 5000 this year.

>>54870033
too much cope

>>54870033
show your bags

>>54870056
>>54870065
I've told you guys what I hold many times, ARKK and Chainlink.

my first year investing: i only had one profitable month.

>profit 700
>losses 1500

oh boy. im glad since it was a learning experience.
im now focused on a system that i can be away from the market enough. (not to get gambling addicted) It also has rules that keeps emotions away from decision making.
im sure i will do way better this year following a system. almost 200 of losses were from fees. that was good to learn too.

Feels good to be drinking. Been lookin to this all week.

>>54870100
ARKK and some funny internet money.
lol, lmao even. this explains literally every cope post. how about you fuck off to leddit again?

>>54870100
why not pepe, wojak and 4chan?

Whatever Elon runs I invest in.

>>54870137
How good? i have been sober for months now..

>>54869936

> pic related

Because the establishment wants to buy time to offload problematic assets. They're artificially dumping fake statistics, only to be revised later to avoid another systematic collapse.

>>54869097
I did the same today. Hope I don't get fucked over next week

>>54869977
>>54870033
>>54870100
Reminder that this is a literal shitpacking antifa faggot from Poland lmao.

>>54870203
From the US, I've told you this so many times you schizo freak. You literally invented this Poland bullshit in your mind.

>>54870161
How's that going for you? Have you substituted for coffee or tea?

>>54870218
I mainly do sips,now.about 2 or so per week
Dont really get alcohol craving,although i often get tempted by some scotch

>only a small percentage of traders earn a living by trading
how true is this? is it a waste of time for most people?

>>54870240
absolutely a waste of time

>>54870203
i dont believe poland has antifa faggots.

>>54870214
Legit question, even though you are a shitposting baiting troon: the global birth rate is collapsing, who is going to buy all this big tech shit?
There is no growth happening in the future. Leave aside all the bearish indicators, the birth rates are what people should be worried about if they care about the market.
There are going to be drastically less future consoomers.

>>54870240
day trading is very hard.

buying and holding works easier. depends on many things.

>>54870273
Only white birthrates are collapsing, which is a good thing. Immigration will continue to grow, US housing and stock markets will continue to reach new highs.

>>54870214
>>54870258
Call yourselves whatever you want. You're leftist militants from eastern europe, most of whom are literal confirmed homosexuals.

>futures

>>54870290
Poland has like 1% muslim population.

>>54870288
Global, you retard. Global. Immigration isn't going to be a thing in the future.

>>54870298
Chainlink unironically solves this issue, although a midwit such as yourself probably doesn't get it.

>>54869160
someone on biz who actually invests his money instead of gambling with options and meme shit? Im thinking based

>>54870297
I don't give a shit. You and your discord are brain-rotten leftist faggots.

>NOOOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL BULLS ARE ACTUALLY UKRAINE SHILLS BECAUSE.... THEY JUST ARE, OK!

>>54870316
Why do you and your sexual degenerate friends constantly make off-topic references to the russia-ukraine war that make no sense and don't relate to anything being discussed whatsoever?

>>54870322
Nice gaslighting attempt, schizo. You literally call me a Ukrainian shill at least 10 times per day when I post anything bullish.

>>54870100
>ARKK
why do you even trust a Female with your money?

>>54870306
take some MEDS

>>54870338
Because I'm not a sexist piece of shit?

>>54870337
Explain this post >>54869454

>>54870302
Kek, this fucker is skilled at baiting if nothing else.
This board dumped Chainlink in 2021. Being in Chainlink now is like thinking Trump is running the Whitehouse from his shadow operation room.

>>54869433
must be...
must be nice
to be liked and
to experience the love
and the laughter
unconditionally
included

>>54870346
That isn't me, retard. It's a completely different ID.

>>54870338
It's a mentally ill tranny that thinks it's fighting putler by spamming /smg/ with bullshit.

>>54870353
>you and your sexual degenerate friends
I'm referring to the entire mentally ill NAFO discord, including >>54870341. Now stop dodging and explain this post >>54869454.

>>54870367
>NAFO
Meds, and back to /pol/.

Ask it to explain how Chainlink solves global birthrates collapsing. Though I know it's baiting. It feels like an AI has been trained to bait us with our own memes.

>>54870370
If nobody is making bizarre references to the russia-ukraine conflict in these threads, then explain this post >>54869454. Why is it so hard for you?

>>54870373
No, they're *actually* that retarded. Look at what happened to /k/, it's filled with hundreds of braindead ESL faggots exactly like this one.

>>54870381
>ESL cope
Seethe harder, bobotard.

>>54870390
Your written English has an ESL style to it that makes it sound like it was written by 10 year old.

>>54869433
same, the stock market is cute and funny.

>make the kind of perfect play that comes around once a year
>fuck it up
Hmmm
I should have spent the last 10 years being a wageslave at mcdonalds instead.

>>54870393
*by a

A bird took a shit on my shoulder two days ago, is this bullish? My 4-figure portfolio has gone up about $1000 since.

>>54870381
Nah it's baiting us. "Chainlink solves x" is an old meme. How tf could Chainlink do anything about global demand? Chainlink died since people realized oracles could be done without a faggot Russian token anyway.

>>54870393
It absolutely doesn't, you're just inventing random bullshit in an insane attempt to cope with being wrong about the market.

>>54869108
It does but its a controlled demolition. There's no collatoral damage, at least not in stocks. Its like NYC has a few buildings that need replaced. They are demolished (bankrupted) without causing much harm to other buildings in the area.

The demolition is mostly Small Medium enterprise businesses.
Just like COVID took care of all Small and medium sized businesses.

We (us conspiracy theorists) have been saying that for years.

>>54870419
They're shills, they just look for the most commonly discussed topics and repeat them to "blend in", but the problem is that they're absolutely retarded slavs, so they fuck it up. It was the same exact thing on /k/.

>>54870427
Why can't you explain this post >>54869454?

>>54870288
Birth rates are going down pretty much globally.

>>54870443
I don't have to explain a 1pbtid post that you probably made on your phone. Nice false flagging and gaslighting attempt, retard.

>>54870240
It's only a small percentage because when you are poor you have to make high-risk plays.

>>54870437
It's interesting how it knows our memes enough to chameleon it's way in. But yeah you're right it's just a shill doing it for free. No one here is actually dumb enough to own ARKK after a fake exit pump.
I wonder what it gets from doing this. I truly do. This board is not influential or meaningful in any way. Unironically even reddit is more influential with wsb. The mere fact that there is more accountability on reddit makes it more meaningful for discussing finance.
I still think reddit is overall shit btw, just think it has obvious utility for finance. Better resources can be found in their links too.

>>54870413
bullish. try to catch in your mouth next time to get a 10x

>>54870348
This. It's ironic but high conviction makes you never sell, even if you 10x your stack. Link bagholders never learned this one.

>>54870478
i use twitter for financial info. i hate reddits ui its off putting

>>54870297
>Poland has like 1% muslim population.
Freddie Mercury had like 1% AIDS filled semen up his butt

>>54870478
They're worried that Ukraine is going to lose its aid if there's a recession, so they're here to spam bullish disinfo and shill for Biden. As if that will somehow fix the economy.

>>54870492
Twitter is unironically the king for financial updates, info, news, anything related to finance. Like it's not even close. There's a reason fintwit and only fintwit has all the big shots on it.
Anyone pretending otherwise is merely seething and coping. Everyone here knows this btw.

>>54870413
thats good luck anon
if a bird shits on u, the universe wont

>>54870502
I don't even get how Ukraine is relevant to any of this. If you people are getting baited into discussing Ukraine with this troon then idk what to tell you but that's supremely dumb.

>>54870400
why did she do this?

soft landing

>>54870501
he was quite a big faggot so i doubt it was 1%. more like gallons of 100% aids

>>54870525
soft landing

>>54870514
They're literally obsessed mentally ill troons. Nothing about their obsession makes any sense. They spend all day on their discord just raiding places like /smg/.

>>54870525
>>54870528
soft landing (again)

inflation WILL be kept under control because JEWS ARE THE BIGGEST DEBT HOLDERS
and inflation would negatively impact them

>>54870525
>>54870528
>>54870532
the difference is we are decades in the future with knowledge of this and how to correctly land it

>>54870505
yeah true its great. also if you find good follows its great. you might get ticker ideas to confirm your own research

>>54870124
>>54870124
if you want to invest just spread out, keep buying in and never sell. What you seemed to be doing is more akin to swing trading.
Why not just pick ''cheap stocks'' with divis?
Like Pfizer pays 45 cents per share. Its $40 or something so its like making 1% on your money.

>>54870540
You fucking spastic. You fucking imbecile. You worthless fucking faggot.
The point he is making is there will be media blackout or coverup until retail are lefting holding the bag again.
It doesn't matter if there's a way to a soft landing. There isn't btw, if there was the yield curve would already be un-inverted. Dumb fuck kill yourself. I have never wanted any anon to kill themselves more than you right now.

I have a fervent belief that AI (or at least super-computing/superintelligence whether or not sentient) is only a few years away from “solving” ageing/death. And a future where something close to potential immortality is possible. This would need to be controlled of course, because it would be bad for us if we were all allowed to partake. But like anything, for the people with connections/wealth it would be there, and with enough security measures that the plebeian 99.99% could be given some kind of hope but in reality never access it, while those who could afford to access it through money (power) would live if not forever then at least a few thousand years.

I have no idea how I could become a billionaire in 5-10 years. But if this reality does come to pass, what companies can I invest in to at least make a profit?

>>54870554
This autistic bobo spergout is making me even more bullish, soft landing confirmed.

>>54870525
>>54870528
>>54870532
Unironically great work btw. This place would be less shit if there were more people like you. There used to be but only retards like baggot and rocker stuck around.

SHILLS TONGUE MY ANUS

>>54870560
Kek you would reply to a comment that challenges the media narrative wouldn't you
That's your thing
You're a consensus shill, you spout whatever CNN is saying. Hope they're paying you except I know you do it for free, like the janjans.

>>54870547
no the system is more position trading im going for. i was doing all kinds trading the first year. swinging, day trading etc.

im fucked for us divies. i get double taxed on them so divies are useless for me.

>>54870569
>challenges the media narrative
The media is consistently permabearish, but you are a bobo and live in a delusional world where the media is somehow bullish.

>>54870583
Go show me an example of a high profile media outlet being bearish
Something from CNN
And I'll show you 10 that are bullish

>>54870588
Literally everything the media does is doomer bobo bullshit, doomer shit is what gets clicks and views.

So now that banks survived I wonder what the next FOMO is

https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2017-06-27/janet-yellen-i-dont-see-a-financial-crisis-in-our-lifetimes

>>54870590
Still waiting for proof, until you get some don't come back troon

IT'S SATURDAY AND I CAN'T TRADE

>>54870615
didnt this retard say inflation is transitory

>>54870631
we need some countries to switch to a sunday-thursday work week

>>54870574
your country doesn't accept free money?

>>54870595
>banks survived
Banks are still offering .01% for deposits. If jobs reports keep getting stronger then the Fed will keep raising rates. That means money markets/treasuries will be even more attractive vs bank deposits. So either banks raise their deposit rate and lose all their profit or the bank runs continue. If the banking crisis is "contained" then the Fed can hold higher for longer and make banking crisis worse

>NFP higher
>unemployment lower
>wages higher
literally means HIGHER. FOR. LONGER.
I bet CPI next week will be higher than expected too, then mumus will see real pain.
simple as that.

>>54870669
>2 more weeks
The recession was last year, bobochud.

>>54870631
My little sister is taking me to Hawaii next month I'm so excited it pays to have successful siblings who love you

>>54870672
give me the bull case.
and no, "everybody is bearish" is a jewmedia hoax too.
check the data before you reply, namefag but you don't have any bull cases anyway.
you trade on pure hopium that your underwater ARKK bags will magically pump to ath. hint: it won't because big money is hiding in megacaps and it's overcrowded as fuck. your no profit growth shit will never hit high levels until we at 0% rate again (which will not happen for years or decades).

>>54870669
Higher inflation means higher profits. Mumus would love hyper inflation because their meme tokens would moon

>>54870678
Enjoy and stay safe. My relations with siblings have been improving in the past year i think, even with my sister.

>>54870698
>0% rates again
Will happen by 2024, 2025 at latest.
>ARKK won't pump
It will, it's the best AI exposure of any ETF and will be the best performing ETF from now till 2030.

>>54870718
>what is hyperinflation
>muh AI
your regular retail mumu

>>54870746
Hyperinflation is bullish for ARKK and Chainlink.

>When T-Bongs become shitcoins

>>54870760
that's not how it works retard. replace your useless growth and internet meme coin with physical gold then its true.
who is buying growth shit with 50%+ inflation? big money is moving out of the country, gold and other metals are mooning and equities, bonds are getting crushed hard

>>54870837
Gold is a worthless meme now that crypto exists.

>>54870847
We might go back to a gold standard. Russia could consider it.
Whoever country does it first, could shift and acellerate their economy faster than debt-based countries. It's always what happens when someone goes gold-backed, and they always kill them, like they did with Gaddafi.
If Russia does end up going gold-backed, other countries might have to move towards gold too, to not fall back in economic power in comparison

>This is not financial advice

>>54869704
>>54869365
Don't you know you signify what social class you belong to by the price of the food you purchase? You can't just save and invest your money and become free from work it's bad for le economy

>>54870876
>Russia could consider it.
ruble is already backed by gold since the special military operation, their currency is extremely stable

>>54870913
is there a way I can profit from supporting russia from here in europe

>>54871013
I wouldn't trust any western jew broker to not fuck me over on russian stocks or etfs, like they did beginning of the military operation.
unironically wait for russian cdbc which they release 2024 so they can avoid the swift and payment sanctions altogether, baked by their gold. I can't wait to ride that train too. :^)

Most people can expect to have a roof over their heads for 2-3 more years, maximum. Within 10 years, you can expect to be dead.

>>54871068
if im dead then i have no more problems. checkmate

>>54871068
Why do you say that?
What do you mean youcan expect to be dead in 10 years? Because of the Great Resoot?

>>54871068
>le hoopening boogaloo civil war!!!11
Go back to /pol/

>>54870847
crypto is valueless without gold backing it.

>just remembered markets are closed today
Why the fuck do I have this general open?

>>54870342
Go back

why isnt there crypto that represents gold

Another relaxing Saturday. Sipping my coffee and enjoying the quiet time. Me and the Wife are gonna see the Guardians Vol 3 movie later this evening.

>>54871104
We are heading to a point that's going to make the great depression look like a fun party. Unemployment will be well over 50%. Homelessness will likely be even higher because people who able to retain a job will put eating as their first priority and simply won't have enough leftover for shelter. People simply cannot handle that as they've been fat and comfy their whole life. Many deaths will come from suicide, many from starvation, and many more from violence where people are fighting over the scraps. But don't worry, while you and I are starving in the streets, the very wealthy will be watching and laughing from behind the walls of their gated communities as they feed caviar to their cats. And at the end of the day, that's what's really important.

>>54871137
because it was a great day yesterday and u yearn for more
if u were losing money u wouldnt be here

>>54871268
I remember being 18. Save your money, even if you're confident you're going to KYS because it'll take pressure off and makes things easier once you realize the world's end isn't actually in two weeks

>>54871291
Moron. No doubt we have more than "tWo WEeKs" but two years? I doubt it.

English isn't my first language.

Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner, I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world is simultaneously shaking their head and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me.

Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as Grammar Nazis) from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity.

Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make:

NIGGER.

>>54870698
so as a general rule only 16% of the investor population is reliable to invest into and average portfolio size is around 2k in selected modern financial platform which active monthly users around 10 million, delete all the sub 25k accounts and you are at about a million so you have about 160k people who can be trusted with capital who have a significant stake in said opinion out of 260 million "humans"

>>54871268
>the very wealthy will be watching and laughing from behind the walls of their gated communities as they feed caviar to their cats.
The only reason wealth disparity exists in third world nations is due to the fact that the wealthy can import high quality good from the rest of the world.
If shit gets as bad as you say, they aren't going to be living it up, the supply chains going to shit the bed and they are going to be targeted like whites in South Africa.
Why the fuck do you think the rich are talking about moving to new Zealand and building bunkers if they feel secure.
Parasites can not survive if the host dies

I'm tired bros. Do I just buy a dress, take some hormones, and ape into FAGMAN? I'm tired of losing money and big tech appears unstoppable. Is the rest of the market just an anachronistic appendage at this point? Bank collapse? *pshaw* just put your money into AAPL pay and collect sweet 4.5%. How can the rest of the economy even compete?

You can always tell whether Friday was a red or green day depending on the weekend speed of this general

>>54871215
enjoy your eve

>>54871268
These schizos are the reason why noone listens to bears until the crash.

We wont see a complete collapse of the society. They'll prop up poorfags with shit like eviction moratoriums to dampen the fall. It's only the middleclass that will be wiped out.

Anyone getting in some micro cap regional banks? One of my local regionals has about $1.5B in total deposits and saw about $45M flow in through the last few months. Makes me wonder if richfrens are spreading their cash everywhere they can for FDIC coverage. Well managed regionals will definitely sail through this anyway, and divvies sure are nice.

>>54869936
Speculation. Buying the dip. Every generation has to learn for themselves that this time it’s NOT different.
It’s the same.
It’s always the same.

>>54869182
I've been fleeced a couple times in DC and NYC. Post prices upfront or I'll never buy your shit. Simple as

>>54871501
Who are the parasites? From your writing I can’t tell which kek

>>54871739
The rich in this example, but in general every single one of us.

>>54871720
Stop being poor, bitch. Also don't skip leg day

Let’s talk dividends. I liken in my Roth. The ones is stack are JEPI, O, and KO. Looking at NEP for its impressive i dividend growth record.

Well guys, I'm starting to think buying AQB was a bad idea.

>>54871806
JEPI and IDV have been doing me pretty well, however I grabbed a bunch of DIV around 19 and now I'm down 17 percent LMAO.

>>54871844
In less worried about share price and more focused on yield or dividend growth. I like O because it pays monthly and they raise the dividend every quarter

Whatever happened to sell in may go away?

>>54871992
too many bears who see the obvious so the market is continuing to hammer on their balls for spare change. We won't dump until every bear capitulates.

>walked into a walmart this past week
>looked around electronics department
>no xbox or playstation systems you can play
>only switch had working demo station
>13 years ago you could've played the playstation 3 or xbox 360 systems in walmart, even had guitar hero setups despite the fucked up ps3/xbox 360 controllers

yep. Dont buy WMT stock. Literally is over for them, paying customers will just keep going down. Maybe consider nintendo stock cause atleast neckbeards will not steal nintendo consoles.

Inflation, fees, and taxes really just eat up most long-term returns don't they? You'd be lucky to double your investment in "real" terms within 30 years

>>54871829
what? why?

>>54871806
In my Roth
>JEPI
>JEPQ
>BST
>BSTZ
>ARCC
>MAIN
>ET
>EPD
>PAA
>SCHD

Complements my boomer positions like VZ, UPS, etc. + various banks, some gas and electric utilities

>>54872159
Be careful of ET in your Roth. It’s a limited partnership so it can be taxed even in a Roth. I used to own it

>>54872159
>>54872174
I’ll clarifying that any earnings over $1000 are taxed

anyone watching berkshire's annual meeting?

>>54872182
I read something about that but still pretty far away from having to worry about that. Makes sense that these income machines have a catch even in a Roth

Dead seal bounce.

>>54872275
What makes you say that?

>>54872303
Honestly, I just wanted to post the webm.

>>54872315
I see

>>54872324
Oh? Well, can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>54869577
just bury it in Chock full 'o Nuts coffee cans
they are steel

>>54869611
When and where do you buy discounted Costco membership??? Never heard of it going on sale.

https://youtu.be/f3BTRHFlbjk?t=233
let somebody who never worked a day in their life let alone lifted heavy objects or operated complex machinery tell you how it's done and why you need to do more

>>54869904
See pic related. The money printer is on again.

>>54872343
Probably the sugar I reckon.

>>54872275
Dead cope bounce

Warren Buffet just said he's gonna sell EVERYTHING on monday because he read bobo's post on 4chan

>>54872478
too late
should have sold
friday
now what he's going to do with EVERYTHING
on monday
is LOSE it

>futures

>>54872315
It is a good one.

>>54870546
>>54870505
Any recommended accounts to follow?

I'm beginning to believe it would be most prudent to invest under the assumption that spx going down is impossible.

>>54872575
It is prudent until it isn't

>>54870478
>No one here is actually dumb enough to...

>WARREN BUFFETT, CHARLIE MUNGER ARE SKEPTICAL OF A.I. HYPE
WARREN BUFFETT, CHARLIE MUNGER ARE SKEPTICAL OF A.I. HYPE
>WARREN BUFFETT, CHARLIE MUNGER ARE SKEPTICAL OF A.I. HYPE
WARREN BUFFETT, CHARLIE MUNGER ARE SKEPTICAL OF A.I. HYPE

IT'S OVER. THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES. THE MARKET WILL COME TO ITS SENSES REALIZE IT'S ALL A MEME LIKE BLOCKCHAIN. NVDA IS GOING BACK TO $100. NEW AI WINTER IS HERE.

>>54872595
I mean we have gone from search engine to search engine +

That isn't to say that search engines aren't profitable. But I would hope by this point we have moved away from the biggest tech in the world leaning on ad revenue.

With stocks going up again, should I use this opportunity to request credit limit increases on my credit cards? One is $20k, the other $16k. How high can they go?

>>54872595
>Charles Thomas Munger January 1, 1924 (age 99)
>Warren Edward Buffett August 30, 1930 (age 92)
I remember arguing with my grandpa that there would be chips in everything back in the 90s and they'd be so cheap and versatile they would be disposable. The future is now old man. AI is worth every penny simply for unemploying thigg artists.

>>54869098
Long SQQQ

>>54872635
When I saw their names in the red breaking news I assumed it was a death announcement.

>>54872595
Its true. If we had real AI they would have taken over the planet by now. Current AI is a shiest

>>54871793
Buying things regardless of fair value and trying to flex with material goods is niggerish behavior

New

>>54872709

Baking.

GPT4 is actually quite useful you fucking morons

I live in a country with a really small amount of stocks <200
Of these, only 5 tickers have options.
I have been doing some good trades, i made 50% yesterday on options.
The problem is that the market has little sell/buy orders.
Right now, i have 50% profit puts i cannot get buyers for
Any particular strategies i could use for this scenario?
I pick them correctly, movement is just really slow

>>54872613
Why would you waste hard inquiries on limit increases when you could just take out new cards to either keep or churn?

>>54872758
What's a good one to get? I only put about about $2k a month on my cards (which I of course pay off each month).

>>54872758
Hard inquiries are the most Jewish thing in world imagine get punished for shopping credit or for trying to rent

I am sue that we can keep this momentum up for the rest of the year. I dont think friday was exit liquidity. Easy times and smooth sailing is back on the menu :)

>>54872758
I don't even think my credit card allows requests for credit increases. They just occasionally raise my credit limit randomly.

What kind of Gun is Bugs holding

>>54869098
Caturday

>>54872349
it's on their website, typically in spring and fall, you can also monitor slick deals

>>54872790
Depends on what you have, but as a middle classfag I would try to have the following between 3-4 cards: at least 5% on groceries, at least 3% on gas, 3% dining out, 3% travel, 2% anything/everything. There are websites like Creditkarma where you can shop for cards. 3-4 long term "keeper" cards will protect your credit score from the damage caused by taking out throwaway cards that you want to churn sign up bonuses on. Don't close whatever shitty, starter bank card you have, even if you don't use it much. Having it is really good for your credit score.

I currently have:
>Bluecash Preferred
6%Groceries, 3% gas; has an AF, but is worth it
>Bank of America
3% on a category I choose monthly (used for travel/dining)
>Citi Doublecash
2% everything, used for any miscellaneous purchases

>>54869098
Cats owe me money.

>sell 5 covered calls
>already made more money than would receive interest for the whole year if I put all of my income into a savings account

why the FUCK is this allowed?

WHY DID THE FUCKING TRANNY JANNY JUST DELETE THE NEW THREAD? WERE WE TAKING TOO MUCH SPACE AWAY FROM THE PAJEET SCAMCOIN GENERALS?

>>54872971
Workin on a Saturday to get those OT bux.

>>54872971
get fucked faggot

>>54872938
Damn, the problem is that since I live alone, I just don't spend that much money. I doubt I spend more than $150 a month on groceries, and I work from home, so rarely need gas... so that comes to like, what... $9 cash back? Is that even worth the hassle of managing another card?
The only thing I spend a lot on is restaurants. But even then, that's only relative to my groceries, since I'm only buying meals for myself. It's still not a huge amount of money, and probably not worth it.

>>54872956
>same downside exposure
>limited upside exposure
enjoy

need someone to tell me not to buy a bunch of weebshit on steam that it will take years for me to get around to actually playing

>>54872994
Just play Half Life 1 again

>>54872993
I actually sold puts because I'm bearish as fuck, the point was more about interest being laughable

>>54872994
Just buy 100% orange juice and recettear, have 300 games, only play those lol

>>54872994
Don't by weebshit, anon.

>>54869098

>>54872984
You would have to spend a ton at restaurants to have a grocery bill that low, so start with a premium dining card; I know that 4-6% is available, I just didn't think anyone spending $2k would ever spend enough on dining to justify anything beyond the 3% rate you can get on no AF cards. Also, are you sure your grocery spend is that low? I spend over double that shopping at Aldi in the Midwest.

>>54871338
Newfag? The "two weeks" was an analogy for how everyone on this site is always proclaiming that a collapse is just around the corner.

>>54872971
Because you baked early you moron
>>54872984
>$150 a month on groceries.
I need you to do me a favor, can you please post your hands for research purposes?

>>54873014
thank you Todd, you are coming in clutch for me today.

>>54873017
The council is displeased in your choice of footwear.

>>54873009
Why would you sell puts if you're bearish?

>>54872974
But they do it for free :)

>>54873029
I got you brah.

>>54873033
it's fake 401k money, just wanted to get out of all indices

What do anons here know about this 4th turning shit?

>>54873027
I wasn't the OP you hormone addled husk of a man. I posted a well a helpful, well thought out response to someone's question and now they'll never get to read it because of your tranny autism. Go pump the number to 42%.

>>54873033
wait no they're VIX puts, that's why

>>54873044
But selling puts risks forced purchase of shares if the price drops. If you think the price will drop and you want to cash out sell calls.

>>54873051
I'm not a tranny you tard, I fuck trannies. Also just post your response here you fucking nigger.

anyone watching Berkshire meeting

>>54873051
you are a fucking retard

>>54873078
Sure, let me just copy it and paste.. oh wait I can't because you fucking deleted it you retard.

>>54873019
>Also, are you sure your grocery spend is that low?
I just checked for April. I spent $170, so a bit more than I expected. There was also one time I went to Target to get some other stuff, and I might have bought some groceries while I was there too... I forget. I don't eat a lot, and at home I mostly cook rice and cheap frozen foods from bulk bags, or cheap pasta. If I want to eat something good, I go out. Most of my credit card spending is dining out/coffee/etc... Then comes internet/utilities/insurance bills, then therapy appointments, then groceries and gas, and occasionally random shit from AMZN. Despite my picture, I don't even buy alcohol anymore. I can look into finding a card with good rewards for dining out.
>>54873027
I've posted my hands a bunch of times, I don't feel like taking another picture.

>>54873000

>>54873111
>>54873000

>>54873000
>>54873111
2 iPhone related ones on GOOG
2 Gs in GOOG
for double gay

>>54873125
Google is better at spying on users than Bing.

>>54873132
Yeah, those fuckers collect a lot of data.

>>54870561
>There used to be but only retards like baggot and rocker stuck around
I remember that I used to think the same thing.
I once saw this phenomenal write up on how to trade JNUG using this TA magic called ichimoku clouds…
if I saw the same shit today, I’d call him a TA schizo though

>soft landing

>>54873102
Oh poem anon it's you. Nevermind I already know you're a lanklet. No need to post hands.

>>54870342
NO NIGGERS ALOUD ON /SMG/, you dumb niggerkikefagetmonkey

last night at this little drive in burger joint, am urban youth was freaking out that they gave him fountain sprite instead of 'the bottle'. i thought i was about to see him go worldstar on the wagie, but his friend was talking him down and actually made him take a sip from the cup and said 'see, it's still bussin tho!'

>>54873167
I'm becoming even more of a lanklet, actually. I've lost about 15 lbs since I started running. I'd like to lose another 20-25 too
Saving money on food => more for SPY and TQQQ

>>54873194
you could save even more by going to the food bank
i bet they have some pretty swanky ones in bellevue. probably organic shit.

>>54873194
Well that's nice that you're getting exercise. I can't take the risk of doing anything like that because I'm cultivating mass.

Crab year

>>54873217
This is why you buy the dips, it's not that hard

>>54873217
Crab decade
Crab millennia
Crab eternity

The crab will stop once the middle class is completely eliminated.

Okay bros
explain something to me because I might be a retard.
I'm looking at a bond right now that's 99.8, will pay out in 2 months with a coupon of 1.75%.
So if I calculate I will get 100+1.75 = 101.75 from this bond which costs me 99.8.
This means I get 101.75/99.8 = 1.95% or 1.95 in currency in profit. In 2 months. So if I buy 100 of these bonds, I'll just get a 195 profit over the course of 2 months for absolutely no reason?
Please don't say I'm losing to inflation because right now, I'm pretty sure everything is losing to inflation. My bank is offering an interest of 2% if I fix my savings for a full year. But it seems like this way I can get a 2% return within 2 months.
What am I doing wrong? Seriously I must be retarded in some way, I just don't know how exactly.

>>54873223
it is hard

i was a couple clicks away from using my emergency fund to buy oil on thursday when it was going flat but i decided i should only DCA my paychecks not my emergency fund ..

>>54873274
Your emergency fund should be cash wrapped in paper labeled "Bacon" at the back of your freezer.

>>54873246
Not quite. 100 "bonds" will cost you 100K. And it will net you 1195 and not 195 because bond denominations are 1K, not 100. Also I am not sure if that coupon is annualized or not.
But why bother when you can buy T-Bills and get 4% at 4 weeks?

>>54872595
current AI is just cleverbot 2.0
it’s really not as great as normies are making it out to be.

it really is a pretty sweet cleverbot improvement, but it still can’t pass the turing test and can’t give much better info than a 5th grader.

it feels like all that corporate hype over the blockchain from 4 years ago or so right before BTC first hit $17k

>>54872595
Soon the market will realize AI will have no greater impact on the economy than the fax machine.

>>54873246
You'd have to look at the coupon payout schedule. It might not pay out at maturity. Coupons are also annualized, so any given coupon payment would be the % / # payouts.

>CNN has a new nostalgic miniseries titled 'The 2010s'

>>54873292
I'm not an American so I don't get those goddamn sweet as fuck T-Bills. I hate you so much. I'd have spend a full 10k on that shit and slurp the profit. So what if you're losing out on inflation, it's better than doing nothing with your money.
I also think my euro bonds are 100 and not 1k. Pretty sure because they're selling for 99.8.
I'm not sure what you mean with annualized. It seems to me the coupon will be paid at the same day the premium is paid (since it's the final payment of that bond).
Or are you referring to the fact that the bond was operating for multiple years, but then the coupon would just stack every year right? Let's assume it's a 10 year bond then every year you'd get a 1.75% coupon on top of the premium (compounded? or not? not sure what happens to the payout when it is compounded and I buy it only for the final payout? do I then get 100 * 1.75^10 as payout? seems unreasonable so don't think so). It's not like they divide the coupon over 10 years as in 1.75/10 = 0.175% coupon per payout. Right?

>>54873285
>Your emergency fund should be cash wrapped in paper labeled "Bacon" at the back of your freezer
if you’re going physical currency, why not just go full boogaloo bag mode and do physical gold instead?

>>54873351
>>54873351
>>54873351
>>54873351

BAKING
>BAKING
BAKING
>BAKING

>>54873336
>imfuckingplying I want to remember the 2010s

>>54873324
We don't have AI.
We have "Least Squares Regression V3.0".
And Least Squares Regression "revolutions" like the past 2 AI cycles will again realize the 90-10 rule.
>>54873318
Most of the AI memers are unironically former Web3 memers.

>>54873344
When the glowies are after you, good luck trying to buy off-book passage on a freighter to South America with a bag of gold...

>>54873338
>I'm not sure what you mean with annualized. It seems to me the coupon will be paid at the same day the premium is paid (since it's the final payment of that bond).
Annualized means that distributions are coupon/# of payouts in a year.
Some bonds spread out the coupon payment into 2 chunks a year or once every quarter, etc. So if a 2% has a quarterly payout the last coupon is actually 0.5%

>>54873326
Wait really? It's a 10 year bond so that would mean I don't get 1.75% coupon but 1.75%/10 = 0.175% coupon. For a 100 euro bond that'd mean 100.175 being paid while buying it at 99.15.
I'd literally only make 1 euro profit on that.
I knew I was making a retard mistake somewhere..

>>54873387
Oh thank god
I need to watch some fucking videos on bonds because I'm confusing myself to hell
It is actually a compound interest of 1.75% every year. It's paid out once every year.
It's not 1.75% / 10 years. God I'm a total retard I don't even understand why I'm allowed financial responsibility lmao
I could buy this and a small 200 euro profit by within 2 months pretty much guaranteed unless my country collapses.

>>54873353
Nope. Not fooling me this time. I'm going to stay here, enjoy getting tranny'ed again.

>>54873392
No, you get the 1.75% each year, but it may pay quarterly/monthly/annually. EX if a 1.75% coupon bond paid is coupon quarterly you'd get 1.75 / 4 = .43% per payout. So you'd get the 20 cents for the yield and another ~20 cents for the one payout. It's pretty hard to explain, contacting your broker or using a pricing tool specific to this is a better idea.

LE FUG LE JANNIES

You boys done it again.

Do I need to bake and save this general?

What the fuck is his problem?

banking

someone needs to shoot this power tripping faggot

Ok seriously nobody bake, i'm about to hit the bake button and the last thing we need is thread splitting

>>54873484
Thanks, me too.

Fresh
>>54873486

>>54873486

>>54873486

>>54873473
rent is due but he does it for free.

>>54873336
Early 2010s 4chan was kino.