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How many of these companies we see the sharks invest in really go on to make money? Is it a financially sound decision to sell off $500k in crypto and become a shark instead?

>> No.54866453

why are you watching goyslop propaganda

>> No.54866475

>>54866218
I want to fuck Lori.

>> No.54866486

Give it to me instead sirs i invest for you in link sirs it is going to moon!!

>> No.54866515

>>54866453
How is it any of that?

>> No.54866580
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>>54866218
Have I got the business for you, anon.
My team and I developed an app that allows mothers to order baby food for delivery. We had over $1100 in revenue last year but we are just starting out. We're projecting 833% growth yearly. This is the time to get on board!

>> No.54866604

>>54866580
I am not a baby and for that reason I am out

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>>54866218
Mmm, nah
I never sold my PARTY since they released and ngl shit went well for me, even won a Pool once and got even more PARTY

>> No.54867134

>>54866218
they should rename it Jew Tank

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54867154

Imagine the smell of her shitting all over you haha!

>> No.54867159

>>54867134
None of the Sharks are jewish though

>> No.54867173

>>54866580
I pooped my pants earlier and for that reason I'm out.

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>>54866580
Does the app allow me to select the food with the most microplastics in them? Also can I select food only made by businesses run by POC?

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>>54866218
>>54866515

It's 100% goyslop:
>Here's our overpriced vegan potato chips
>Some sob story about being homeless and losing a hamster
>(((Kuban)))'s heart burning with charity for the pitchers, turns down deal anyway
>Lori buys the overpriced chips, gets it sold through some bullshit overpriced retailer like Whole Foods

Rinse and repeat.
Concentrated goyslop.

>> No.54867255

>>54867192
We primarily source from diverse vendors. It's our mission to help transgender women feed their adopted babies

>> No.54867348

>>54867226
How's that relevant to the discussion? This is a board about making money