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OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

YOU PUSH IT

I pissed my pants today.
It happened the first time since i was 12. Thats 20 years ago

the week's almost over
and it's been a mixed bag
but i made some money
so don't call me a fag

POWER

HOUR

Somebody posted Candlejack in the last thread. Now we're fucked. That nigger is in the thread n

Last fake retard pump before the marker capitulates. Multiple banks will go into receivership this afternoon.

What's got the janny on tilt? Was he long VIX?

Just sold my shorts and flipped to longs, lets make some money!

Lil bit of chicken fried

>only 5 /smg/ threads
Is the stock market going out of business?

>>54864110
*market

Is today a good to sell and then buy back in next week lower?

>>54864120
Are you good at calling the bottom?

>the poor and middle class are being underwaged into non-existence in favor of foreign brown goblin hoardes
>90% of tech has been gutted
>banks are collapsing due to complete financial mismanagement in all sectors
>but goyslop propgandists need better living wages
Bullish on NVDA and AMD. The AI Wars must flow.

yeah this is obviously a scam pump. we dump monday.

>>54860280
breddy gud,
breddy gud.

As a swing trader I just want to remind everyone to be careful come monday. Keep up to date with the news and reports.

BIL bros we're winning

>>54864066

This faggot is trying to be smart, but he failed to realize bond volatility equals market corrections. KEK

learn how to read a chart faggotttttttt

>>54864157
What news and reports do you mean exactly?

>>54864097
I thought poem anon roped ?

>>54864096
No way anybody over 30 lurks 4chan. Back to the nursing home gramps

>>54864058
anyone wanna answer any of my ?s, I'll pay you out of my day's profits

>>54864170
I'm 39.

>>54864162
Who knows. A fuckin atom bomb could go off over the weekend or JPOW could fart sideways on an open mic.

>>54864157
market will melt up until tuesday afternoon. vix is going down to 14 soon, maybe even down to high 10's before we get the massive crash

guys quick question for you: does your broker report taxes for you or do you have to pay an accountant to do it for you?

>>54864170
Welcome to smg newfren

>>54864157
Luckily today is friday. Got a whole weekend to celebrate.

>>54864170
if only you knew how bad things really are

THERE"S NO FUCKIN' DIPS TO BUY
BEFORE THA BELL

>>54864166
Why would you think that?
I just don't post poems much anymore because I'm creatively bankrupt and have no new ideas. Everyone gets angry when I post the same few 'the market is crabbing' poems over and over again.

>>54864170
>tfw 38

>>54864160
Anon, that TradingView graph is 1 day delayed. The MOVE dropped sharply today...

>>54864166
Nope, he actually talked to a girl the other day too. Things are on the up and up for him.

>>54864170
>lurks

>>54864172
If everyone *expects* data or a stock or a day to be bearish, it has to go up. Them's the rules.

>>54864186
>vix is going down to 14 soon
Care to let me in on how this is a good indicator? I see it get spoken about quite often.

>>54864198
>>54864212
Oh my bad. I didn’t realize you just post that Pepe variation

i need to invest in something, I'm pretty new but I've been doing some research and this is my sentiments so far
>Cash
Going nowhere fast, ridiculous supply, fake monetary system, might hyper-inflate. I don't see a reason to keep anything more than the amount I would want in a slush fund I'd keep easily accessible in these sorts of investments (t-bills, money markets, etc.).
>Real estate
Population is probably going to start declining soon, plus i would hate having to do maintenance, fuck that, I hate going outside and doing yardwork/fixes even the property I personally live on.
>Crypto
Probably going to be meme taxed into oblivion or outright made illegal if it's not StateCoin because it is challenging the jews and nothing is allowed to do that, literally nothing.
>gold/silver
Seems to be the safest thing, the only thing that could completely destroy these metal's value is a comet landing with billions of tons of the stuff out of nowhere, but the long-term value graphs are schizophrenic at best, I'm not sure why someone would hold this other than the certainty that they aren't going to be fucked by a total collapse, even though they are probably going to die.
>Stocks
Seem to be the most consistently upward trending thing when zoomed out, companies are more robust than currencies because they produce goods/services which have value, regardless of what is being used to trade for those goods/services. Could survive the collapse of FIAT. Still all going to crash if society collapses, but at that point I'm dead anyway so I don't care

I guess I'm going to get into stocks, then?

>>54864212
Has he disclosed his HIV+ status to her yet? That seems like a tough conversation to get through.

>>54864226
basically fed is pumping liquidity into the market to squeeze regional bank shorts, liquidity also left MMFs last night for today's move as seen in the 100 bps increase for 1 month t-bills. vix always dumps when demand for actual positions goes up, since vix is basically a tax for options traders. maximum complacency is ensuing and the bulls are starting their final run to 4300+

>>54864210
Shut up and buy the dip.

>>54864142
Why should these fags even have a union?

>>54864224
what's the deal with doing 72 green trades in 2 days with no errors, is that just Moe Greene giving me chips on the house to play with?

I'll never cease to be amazed out how fake gay and greedy the Jewish casino is lmao. A nuke could go off in DC and they would pump the clown car because the cleanup is going to be bullish and new aths by 2157 priced in

>>54864249
A. I don't have HIV
B. I had like a 5 sentence conversation with a woman at the park, we were looking at the birds

>>54864251
>as seen in the 100 bps increase for 1 month t-bills.
For the last time, that's not what that means.

Bears are so fucking stupid

Lol

What the fuck is going on today?

>>54864260
You should have grabbed her pussy poem anon, she was practically begging you to do it

Wait so are the banks pumping because of apple?

>>54864268
ok snyder go ahead and say the thing you always say

>>54864254
Why are people memeing Moe Green everywhere all of a sudden? Does Netflix have The Godfather or something?

>>54864248
Stocks + some physical gold + some cash + some real estate you can be bothered with and that can be liquidate (so in places with good demand).
Real problem is that stocks can get rekt in times like these, so what do we pick now?
Bonds? But that would have been a better pick months ago.
Anything else, anons? I hate this, high inflation + high interest rates crabbing period, what's a safe option to put your cash in?

>>54864269
Honestly feel bad for them right now. They tried to bet against American innovation.

>>54864248
you should read this
https://www.etf.com/docs/IfYouCan.pdf

>>54864299
answer my question first and then i'll tell you

One rally and the bulls already getting cocky.. kek..

>>54864187
They probably make a investing tax slip that you print out and do your taxes with(fill in certain info on your tax form)

>>54864290
They are pumping because of the liquidity injection and possibly a short squeeze.

>>54864295
That guy's an idiot but if he's pointing out that MMFs are buying bills due in 29 days instead of 30 days or whatever, distorting any autistic 1m yield measurement, then you should listen to him.

>>54864187
As long as you avoid MLPs and section 1256 contracts, the brokers provide all the info.

>>54864305
>They tried to bet against American innovation.™
What an excellent and organic post, fellow anonynous stock market retail investor.

>>54864285
the market is being abused

>>54864289
I dunno, 5 sentences is pretty soon to be grabbing 'em by the pussy. Only sluts want you to grab them by the pussy that quickly.

>>54864319
Post your 72 winning trades first, then I'll tell you.

oh god no

>>54864129
*marked

>>54864345
After 3 sentences it's fair game

>>54864355
1/2

>>54864345
If you don't grab her by the pussy, someone else will. You can do it anon!

how long till i can sue big porno for damages
how much longer till muh neodymium recoveres?!!?!?#?!#!#
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER (higher)
SO HIIIIIiGH
>>54864260
she wanted you

>>54864059
>gigapumping

What's the real reason for this excess pump?

>>54864251
Thanks for the response. I'll read up on vix a bit more over the weekend to try and get a better handle on it.

>>54864355
2/2

niggerlover

>>54864392
You might want to delete this post, because you copy-pasted your brokerage password into it.

My calls are up 181% today but still down 7% since purchase...

>>54864289
Ok maybe next time then
>>54864381
Well, she walked away pretty quick... though I think she was doing some kind of power walk workout in the middle of the day. She just wanted to see the birds and be on her way.

>>54864172
The market went up because it’s a Friday. Simple as

>>54864320
it's a heck of a rally tho
gotta give it
hory shet

CLF $15 calls just went in the money

>>54864379
>>54864392
that's just Moe Greene giving me chips on the house to play with right?

>>54864320
A tard rally right back to highs not seen since two days ago...

>>54864059
Is dividend investing a good place to start with stocks? Or is it a bad idea without more experience trading?

>>54864400
>fi2KNGox
answer my question now please? its just chips on the house right?

Fair chance that the two year will uninvert next week.

>>54864345
I've fingered multiple girls in bars/clubs that were too loud to even have any conversation at all basically

Its official, I made 10k realized profits buying/selling PACW shares and options.

>>54864435
Baggot literally bought his wife from a north Korean shipping container for the price of a shirt. He doesn't understand the dating scene.

>>54864302
HYSA?

Robinhood offers 4.65% for just parking your money in it. Full access to it too unlike CDs. Yeah I know it's not what we were making from stocks and options in 2021, but can't be too careful right now.

I basically keep $80k parked in there and then tactically deploy options depending on what the market is doing. Can still probably hit around 15-20% this year if you play your cards right.

>>54864433
No, we are going to have a permanently inverted yield curve. The entire curve. All one big, fucked anime maid.

>>54864059
I gotta present a portfolio strategy to a committee in 3 weeks for a managed fund unit. Can anyone provide some recommendations on a strategy I can potentially yoink?
The more simple, the better. Also, a story behind it is preferred.

>>54864321
>>54864337
Basically I'm asking because where I live (Italy, but maybe elsewhere too, I don't know) brokers are usually divided into two categories: those that report taxes for you and those that don't (or just partially). Degiro, T212 or IBRK, for instance, belong to the second category. Since I'm a beginner at this I'm definitely going for the first category. Since I hear about this distinction only on Italian forums, I was wondering what it was like for you guys.

>>54864170
I’m 33. I’m married with a two year old daughter and son on the way. Mortgage to boot. They don’t call them “boomer investments” for nothing.

>>54864435
Read the second sentence, those were sluts. poem anon doesn't need to waste his time with sluts, i reckon he's deserving of something more long term.

>>54864465
what a faggot you are, you still owe me one answer... its all chips on the house right? i held my end of the bargain up.

>>54864454
Women have no shame and can't even understand that emotion. It's why I act like a nigger around them. Being drunk helps

>>54864432
No, all money should be treated equally. Start every day with a clean slate and a clear mind.

>>54864059
I'm an Afghan plz change my life
BTC:bc1qwkmptrads4ly25xtahypq4e49df7525k6k9jem
ETH:0xE0b764B6202d9224a7656895200272f518fDfb42

>>54864435
>touching whores
You deserve each other, I'm sure.

>>54864483
Don't backtalk me, you impatient coon.

>>54864475
I literally deserve to be ostracized from society and die alone
Though that's just my opinion and my therapist disagrees, but she's wrong

>>54864373
Hey
>Hi
You come here often?
>yeah
That's cool! Do you like ducks?
>grabs her by the pussy.
>ends up on the news as the guy who rapes the woman in the park

You guys are going to get poem anon thrown in jail.

>>54864458
>robinhood
Is this why people still use it? It seems insane to me that people use a service that actually prevents them from trading.

>>54864458
>>54864458
I'll look into it.

>>54864475
>>54864491

All women are whores.. just because she acts like a lady on the street doesn't mean she hasn't let a dog fuck her or someone pee on her before. It's just part of their nature

>>54864469
I'm 31 and my gf of 3.5 years is starting to hint at wanting to get married and have kids. Is it worth it?

>>54864488
that's why i still have cash for next week :) thanks for the answer fren

>>54864514
If all women are whores that makes all men whoremongers or faggots. Really makes you think…

>>54864499
>Asking a woman for advice

Dude...

I dated a therapist last year. I've posted her nudes on SMG before lol. She was fucking insane

>>54864529
There sure are a lot of faggots and cucks nowadays.. really jogs the noggin that almost all trannies have a dick

>>54864507
Watch and learn baggot
Hey
>hi
You come here often
>sometimes
>you're a big guy
UUUU
*grab pussy*
*she begs you to fuck her right there on the bench*
It's that easy baggot. Of course I'm a hamchad so life is just on easy mode for me.

>>54864533
She actually gives good advice. It's just that I hate myself so much that I can't be assed to use it.

Also why is it crabbing now. It better pump again into close!

>>54864509
>trading
it's a 4.65% savings account.

>>54864467
>Italy
Can't help much with that, sorry. It's pretty hard as a US resident to get a brokerage that doesn't provide info, due to FATCA.

>>54864453
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/equities/nasdaq/e-mini-nasdaq-100.html

>>54864498
>dont backtalk me
>you impatient coon
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM BOBO GREENE. I WAS BANGIN COCKTAIL WAITRESSES TWO AT A TIME WHILE YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH CHEERLEADERS. PLAYERS COULDNT COULDNT GET DRINKS AT THE TABLES

>>54864507
The entire conversation I had with a girl one night was
>I'm hotter than that other guy that was talking to you
And then we made out and I fingered her in public

You gotta read the room though before you make a pro gamer move like that

>>54864488
i still think its chips on the house... or we close below $409

>>54864551
Poem anon I feel like you might be the type of guy that has a humiliation fetish

>>54864469
I can still somewhat remember what it was like to be your age, married, with a kid, thinking everything was great! Ah, so long ago, and everything so different...now.

>>54864302
Money market. Gets 4-5% right now, basically risk free
SPAXX / VMFXX / SWVXX

>>54864514
>All women are whores
this

>>54864386
homosexuals with big hook noses

>>54864509
Are you referring to GME? That was like a one-off thing that I never participated in anyway. Really never cared.

>>54864341
She will abuse and brand market for you.

you know the routine... pump/crab to close... gap down monday morning... or just more crabbing in the crab range...

>>54864430
Buying SPY or VOO is the best place to start (they pay out dividens as well). Set up your foundation first. Once that is built you can contruct your fortress. Then you can fuck around anyway you want to go.

THERE GOES BOIL AGAIN
TELL BOIL BYE
EVERYBODY
BYE BYE BOIL
SEE YOU AGAIN LATER BOIL
BYE
(NOT BUY)

REMINDER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EXUBERANCE

guyyys i need a good idea to turn 20k into 100k before 2025 wat do
>>54864598
sounds like youre ready for ng+

>>54864636

>>54864466
It's a clown market- if they don't understand your strategy tell them that's ok and natural because this is the clown market and they have to put on the make up and do it to understand. They wont and shouldn't. and that why they need you.

>HONK
HONK
>HONK
HONK
>HONK
HONK
>HONK
HONK

>>54864430
You reinvest if you're just starting out.
You only live off of them when you have at least $500,000 ($2,000,000 adjusted for inflation).

>>54864509
>my heckin GME lottery tickets I was gonna hold until they bleed to 0 after 3 years anyway

>>54864616
no, that was when i heard about how bad they are but just a couple days ago some anon posted this.
It's just normal for them I guess. I don't know who would tolerate this.

>>54864522
Depends. Do you like kids? Are you cool with someone fucking up your house and making messes all the time? Can you and your gf get along when you’re both tired and she’s going through compounded mood swing after mood swing?

Get married first and see how that goes. Also, pro tip: do not share a bank account. If she doesn’t work then give her an allowance but do not give her access to your finances or “share” finances. It’s fine to pay for things or come up with agreements but do not under any circumstances share a bank account. That was some of the best advice I ever got from my dad’s friends, though they’re all divorced now so there’s that.

Having kids and being married is great and the peaks are very high, but you might find yourself with a screaming infant at 4:45 am and you’ll want to punt it into the ground and then jump off your roof. Sometimes though, when you and the family you built with your spouse are cuddling in bed watching a good movie you’ll think to yourself “damn I’m lucky”.

>>54864599
thanks

>>54864248
japan is already in pop decline but real estate does not work like that. it's countryside that becomes less populated as technology replaces farmers and people move to closer to tokyo and other big cities.

usa population is nowhere near to start declining compared to japan or europe.

but in general real estate is horrible investment past 100 years the annual return is like 0.2% vs stonks 8%. only reason to invest in real estate you get more leverage from banks

I had this crazy dream right before waking up today, I dreamt I had just woken up in a haze and I had over 200% returns overall on the portofolio
Not sure How to interpet that dream

>market pumping
>pepe 50000x in 2 weeks

something smells fishy

nofap day 19. must not COOM. must... keep... heeming...

>>54864679
>>54864681
Dumb boboposter

>>54864671
Just want to add unto reply from anon here, Japan specifically has a lower real estate than other countries due to tax laws which makes a house similar to cars in that its more of a deprecating asset rather than a long term investment, which for better or worse means that buying into your first house in say Tokyo is very affordable

I'm going to buy UVXY. Fuck bulls I've had enough of these shenanigans

>>54864703
1990 real estate crash was so severe and destroyed half of the economy and nobody takes massive loans anymore for real estate in japan. everyone is careful

>>54864668
I literally left my girlfriend 15 years ago because she wanted kids and didn't want to wait. Probably the biggest mistake I've made in my entire life but I was very immature at the time. I spent the rest of the next 10 years just banging sloots and that left me feeling empty. Now I'm 35 and too old and ugly to attract anyone outside of a used up roastie with 3 half black kids. Anyone who is asking if they should or not, just do it. Life becomes pretty meaningless and uneventful when you're in your 30's, single, with no kids. Pretty much just waiting to die in a ll seriousness

>MOC IMBALANCE 600 MLN SELL-SIDE.

>>54864693
ye...yep

>>54864598
Oh, I’m sure there’s gonna be more bull shit to deal with. I’ve been married for 8 years and with my wife for almost 14 years, so we’ve been through everything except for the death of a parent. I think we’ll be alright. She makes good money. I make good money. Our kids are healthy and we’re both good looking. I’m not a cheater and neither is she. I think we’ll make it and be mostly happy. Couldn’t ask for more than that.

>>54864679
Yeah you're BUSSY

>>54864728
how?

>>54864726
30's are the prime for most men- its up to you in the end though. Having kids and hoping you will figure it out isnt always the best plan.

>>54864740
what?

>>54864667
Never experienced that. What was he trading? I'm guessing with 1147 shares at a market value of $168.04 he was trading pennystocks which probably got delisted from the NYSE. Your beef is with the actual stock market, not RH.

It's not like he got cheated out of his money. He's just trading garbage. Based on his total returns, looks like RH was doing him a favor lol

>>54864586
There's a difference between sluts, whores, and some hole at the park.

>>54864740
They call it exit liquidity.

i have notice a lot of the small and micro stocks i hold are dumping this week, after being stable at the same low valuations without exception for a few years.
does this mean the end times are finally at hand?

>>54864750
If I can one day afford hair replacement surgery I'll get back in the saddle again but in my current state it would be a complete waste of time.

Fake and Gay

>>54864725
other prefectures still lagging

>>54864726
Yes, this was my conclusion early on. There is no point to life besides procreation.

market participants are confirmed niggerlovers

>>54864059
Are Amazon calls a good idea? New to options

>>54864760
No. We'll be saved with MSFT at 400, NVDA at 300, and AAPL at 200. That's all we need.

Last chance for calls anon.

Some bank blows up over the weekend

>>54864810
Yeah, margin calls!

LITERALLY NOTHING CAN STOP THE GREATEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THANK YOU JOE!!!! SPY ATH EOY

please don't tell me people here are actually bullish lmfao

>>54864751
how do we get a retard pump like today and have a sell side moc

>>54864810
Are you fucking dumb? It’s time to buy puts again. Today’s runup is part of the Greater Crab and will result in a whipsaw dump on Monday.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54864726
You don't know how it would have gone fren. She could have fucked you and taken your son and all of your money for 18 years until you went full murder suicide on her

>>54864726
no shit. key to life was skipping college memes and having kids at 22-25. I feel like our entire upbringing was to purposely make us paypigs for boomer welfare.

>>54864838
+13.79%

>>54864824
Oh, yeah, I dunno. Skepticism about weekend bank heemings?

>>54864838
Pretty good.

>>54864838
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

>>54864838
>Semiconductors pumped on NO NEWS

>>54864838
heemed on 409 poots. i guess i should be happy though anyway right? nigger fucking lovers

>>54864837
Admittedly she was a bit of a psycho so you may be right, but I've never loved anyone again since. Although I'm not even sure I loved her because leaving her was super easy for me.

>>54864726
im basically in the same boat
>Life becomes pretty meaningless and uneventful when you're in your 30's, single, with no kids. Pretty much just waiting to die in a ll seriousness
this is pretty accurate, you realize when you get to this age that there really isn't that much shit to do
>>54864750
prime in the sense that you have excess income? sure but ive never had less time in my life, you have to dedicate a shit ton of time to just holding all of it together if you've managed to excel in a career, stay in shape etc. cultivating a relationship on top of that is fucking really hard

>>54864838
>3 month
>+0.62%
Fine.

>>54864753
Not really. If any of them hold eye contact with you and smile then there is a 97% chance you can put your dick in their mouth if you don't autism your spaghettis

>>54864838
Up a bit, +$81. Should have sold more $SPY $409/$411 spreads. Never touching bear spreads ever again.

>>54864488
>>54864595
just chips on the house. get these guys some cocktail waitresses

>>54864726
At a certain point after 30 you just realize you've been to every type of bar and club, dated every type of woman (or are married), done most drugs and it's Friday on Cinco de Mayo and you would just really just rather clean up your house, lift weights and watch a movie with your girl rather than wade through the human flotsam downtown.

And that's really not that bad.

>>54864750
this. plus its better to be alone than to be in a shitty relationship, as depressing being alone seems

>>54864874
Kinda the same fren. I had one kill my feelers in my 20s and it fucked me up for a while but nowadays i feel pretty emotionally invincible. If my girlfriend now cheated on me I would just shrug and move on

>>54864902
That's the thing that a lot of virgins don't understand and why they think the girl working at the gas station wants to gargle their nuts for saying "have a nice day". When I women actually wants you and gives you that "look" it's unmistakable. You'll never confuse a woman being nice to you as wanting to sleep with you ever again once you know.

>>54864260
>we were looking at the birds
based are you a bird enthusiast? i have a mockingbird in my backyard whos been singing at 3 in the morning for a couple weeks now. pretty funny

Guess I'm not eating this week lmao

>>54864902
>there is a 97% chance you can put your dick in their mouth
have you seen the general public lately? im kinda grossed out. the vaccinated are the literal walking dead. and dont get me started on the stomach parasites

>>54864838
Real bad.

My shorts got ultra squeezed

>>54864667
>>54864752
yeah what ever that is was probably delisted and started trading pink sheets. since robinhood doesn't trade otc markets, he can't buy anymore. i remember it happened to some people in here during our Dean Foods arc.

GET THESE GUYS SOME CHIPS ON THE HOUSE. top fucking kek today. I say it every time, but days like today really let goy know his place. Slaves were created again today.

>>54864949
>based are you a bird enthusiast?
Not really, but there are some cool birds nesting in the park right now. I go out to look at them once in a while.

>>54864726
>Pretty much just waiting to die in a ll seriousness
low t symptoms. you're very young still only women hit the wall in 30's

also if and if, you'd have to work like a mule to feed your family since 20's. also families that have kids early on tend to break up more often, so you'd paying child support in that case now. in usa child support divorce number one reason = suicidal men

should I call my broker and exercise 300 worthless poots that my account cant even handle just to give them a hard time? sounds kinda fun, but the series holders are always nice to me when i call

>>54864931
I think it's easy to get set into your ways when you've been single for a long time and realize your best days are behind you. I don't even want to visit with friends anymore. I'd rather just sit home alone and watch TV or play vidya, then drink and gamble at night. It's pretty comfy and I don't feel like I'm really missing out on anything because I did it all in my 30's. My friends have tried to hook me up with women over the years and I've straight up turned them down because I don't even know if I want to be bothered with a relationship anymore. I feel super exposed even leaving my apartment anymore. I can't imagine every weekend hearing
>anon don't drink tonight we have to be at Meegan's baby shower tomorrow morning
>anon you can't play video games today we're going to visit my parents
>anon you're drinking a beer already!? We have a wedding to go to!
I have a friend that's married to a real battle axe and while she's very cool he has a never ending honey do list, and I can see it in his eyes he's dead inside.

>>54865000
cool stuff its nesting season right now. i had a mockingbird brood raised in my backyard, i think the singing one i mentioned is one of the young ones because i don't hear them chirp for food as much. or it could be a lonely male who has no mate. an incel mockingbird in other words

redpill me on the price action today

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU

>>54865045
>its nesting season right now
forgot to add a 'peak' before nesting season

>>54865018
Most zoomer girls are alcoholics anon... Basically all I do with mine is get drunk and have sex but I do have to get roped into going outside and being social sometimes.. maybe you could find one with autism that didn't want to do that

can we dump already?
this is getting tiresome

>>54864950
im the faster from last weekend. my bear etfs payed of big on monday. keep fasting and focusing that energy on your stocks, next week will be your week.

>>54865076
>dump
that's just the city I was born, raised, and still live in... fucking niggers man

>>54864059
What does this mean?

>>54865084
i automatically read it in his voice
our brains have deepfake capability

dumg zig zag market. nasdaq actually looks bullish, spy is ok and dow for some reason still looks bearish. but summer rally still well in books in all markets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATFM5Oq_oCI

>>54865045
Yeah, we've got a pair of actual bald eagles. I haven't seen the babies yet, though I don't know if they've hatched either. Also a metric fuckload of baby geese running around now too

>>54865095
>Jamie, push my shit up.

>>54864838
i put in a YM sale for 4pts higher than it ever hit. sucks but whatever
what happened to BOIL this week?

>>54865106
deepfake SPY back to $409 like it should be or go get me a fucking drink slave (wagie) im done being nice about it if the niggerlovers wanna just nig all over the place

The pattern day trader rule says it only triggers if >6% of transactions are day trades. So if i just buy some penny stock like 1000 times does that get around the rule? Don't have the balls to try it

>>54864170
smg is where the old 4channers that didnt end up successful or dead end up because they have money now

>>54865018
I don't have anything against anons who want to be single either. Life is a game of pros and cons. Sometimes all I want is my space and my wife wants to hang out, and you have to navigate that tactfully. Lot's of husbands have to learn to walk the tightrope of independence and intimacy. On the other hand, being single wasn't all sunshine and rainbows either, and having an equal partner can be swell.

Most of life is just choosing which option will make you less unhappy. Ultimately you'll never really be sure anyway. You can spend years tying yourself in knots over making decisions or regretting past choices. When you start staring 40 in the face, you really just have to learn contentment, because most of your critical decisions are already behind you.

Hope you didn’t get HOOKED today, Mumu

kek, russia starting to crack and counter-offensive hasnt even started yet. everyone with more than 2 braincells knew this 2 days into the "special military operation" :) it was obviously going horrible wrong from the beginning. i wonder how the russia trolls will cope the downfall that is looming will they just switch quietly to another subject like zerohedge. hilarious stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSWGFgpoac0

>futures

>>54865137
>I don't have anything against anons who want to be single either
be honest. yea you fuckin do and you should rope yourself for it niggerlover. TLDR on the rest of ur babble

>>54865137
I only feel bad for the anons who are young and have already given up. Everything in your 20's is practically effortless. If you give up in your 20's you'll get swinging by a rope when you find out how unpleasant your 30's are. And I don't want them to get it mixed up, the people that say "30's are your prime bro" are usually people who are genetically gifted. Once you start losing your hair if you're still single, it's game over, so hurry up and bag one while you still can.

>>54865153
I heard that even though Russia was running out of ammunition, the Ukraine was running out of bodies. This special military operation is just a training for the Russian army to practice using their ammunition on different soft and hard targets.

>>54865137
>You can spend years tying yourself in knots over making decisions or regretting past choices
that's why it was nothing for me to make the correct bet and buy ATM puts at market open and martingale on every large pop. You literally had to give me $20k today to call me a loser, what faggots you are, I wish death you all. I'm gonna move my $1.6M to a MM fund, fire my series holder and just spam nigger lover in this thread until im detained or the niggers actual begin to riot. They literally dont a have a pharmacy in my city now. hilarious. nigger lovers.

>>54865155
Why did you pump, Jerome?
Look where we are now.

Next week, I need my calls to pump some more so I can afford a nice mother's day present...

>>54865147
thats a new one.

>>54865185
Effortless is a good word for it. The only thing I regret about my 20s is making an ordeal out of them. Life was literally so easy. If I could go back to my past self I would have just told myself to chill the fuck out and enjoy it while it's there.

Even the shit ass doomer days have a certain charm to them in retrospect, just on account of the freedom you had. After 30 you get tied down with a quickness. That's not necessarily bad, but it's a different kind of feel.

Threadly reminder this is the fate of all bobos
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1683180249822228.webm

MSOX
TLRY
UEC
NTDOY
>simple as

4gatsu for me today, the fate of most basement dwelling freaks like me
im just looking for a shiny penny in the sea of dollar bills man...

>>54865045
i have mockingbird brrods every year, i always keep the cats in when it's time for the babies to hit the ground and figure their wings out. lone mockingbirds in the otherwise dead silence at 2 am in Spring are John Coltrane kino

>>54865128
interesting

>>54865185
You can still get ass bald if you are Chad and fit but if you were already struggling with confidence then it can definitely be game over. Depends on the shape of your head I guess.. just shave that shit and lift weights

20s were god tier compared to 30s. I was broke but life was heaven.. as others mentioned so much more free time back then

>>54864170
Zoomers are genuinely the dumbest generation of people.

chuds seething

>>54865258
>UEC
*This time* uranium will unfuck itself.

>>54865095
I wouldn't worry about it. :^)

>monday is a technical retrace
>market continues up on tuesday, crabs wednesday, begins falling in anticipation of the inflation report
>monday is a continuation, hits a snag on tuesday, crab and then fall into the inflation report
Just short the closer it gets to 4200 and you win every time.

>>54865286
TOP SIGNAL
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>>54865220
If I could go back to my 20s I would tell myself that 17 year old high schooler in my bed at the hotel during Carolina cup was definitely not too young

>>54865289
Tell me about it

>>54865115
>>54865294
P-please explain...

>>54865220
>a quickness
What

>>54865185
>bag one
And lose 50% of your net worth and become one of those sad boomers who can't retire and who never sees his kids. Stop giving boomer advice that doesn't' work.

How does this stock keep winning so hard?

>>54865286
they are just coasting on all the shit the men built before they got put into token positions standing on the shoulders of giants in super easy mode but they rek it over time

>>54865307
>CPI Wednesday
>0.61% MoM
Oh no...

>>54864931
Anyone trying to party on The 5th of mayonnaise is dumb and looking to be a statistic done in by some crazy troon

>>54865320
Stop worrying you schizo chud, this is the start of a new golden bull run!! The banks are sound and resilient, and Yellen is totally good for those bonds.

>>54865341
Priced in

>>54865375
>0.4% expected

>>54865220
>The only thing I regret about my 20s is making an ordeal out of them
The only thing I regret about LIFE is making an ordeal out of them. what's the difference? fucking niggerlovers banning me for 15 mins for racism. wow cool. you guys showed me. YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A 20X top fucking kek to the niggerlover who said that to me earlier. YOU WOULD JUST KEEP GOOMBLING... drawing breath is a goomble. each fucking breath, niggerlover. faggot
>20s were god tier compared to 30s
imagine comparing... its all a meme. theta itself is a meme. time is a meme. its all priced in already. all of it.

>>54865341
>>54865375
S and P hit 4140 today and is unable to get over that 4200 resistance, so it looks like maybe 4175 or so on monday and then either crab or down into CPI. If the market stops being literally retarded it'll give up the goat and we can finally have that sell in may moment so the crab comes to a thankful end.

>>54864840
>I feel like our entire upbringing was to purposely make us paypigs for boomer welfare.
bingo

>>54864774
>>54864879
>>54864932

I will pray for you all, I hope you find meaning, purpose, and embrace suffering for your own self-improvement whatever it looks like. Stay resilient, and thrive in it anons.

>>54865311
WHAT HAPPEND TO THE FIRST ONE?!

Question: I have long puts on a bank with very low trading volume. Today those puts when green 750%. Problem: it's illiquid so can't sell these shits. What do?

>>54865328
>SVB bitch literally tweeted about overcoming the glass ceiling or some shit the day before the entire bank went tits up
Men did this.

>>54865322
Anon you can do whatever you want with your life but let me remind you that I'm you 10 years from now. There is no prize for being in your mid to late 30's still being single. Well there is a prize actually. Everyone looks at you weird and women immediately think you're going to rape them by just being in their vicinity. So if thats what you are looking forward to, congrats I guess. I can't even go outside to smoke a cig without getting side eyed. Luckily staring at your smartphone helps diffuse things.

>>54865286
women led companies or women founded companies?
>man starts company
>company becomes top in the sector
>it becomes le current year so hire woman CEO for woke points
>omg girl power we're outperforming the men

>>54864838
took my profits early, but i took profits before the weekend in a clown market. So, I WIN- this time.

>>54865422
>Problem: it's illiquid so can't sell these shits. What do?
you were supposed to check the liquidity BEFORE buying them, stupid. you're going to have to lower the ask, keep lowering by small increments until it gets filled, you might have to meet them half way

Where does SPY open on Monday? I'm sitting on a handful of 1dte puts at $412 and now I think I may have fucked up.

>>54865422
Well don't sell them all at once, for starters.

>>54865114
>baby geese running around
so in other words you have the parent geese attacking all the people walking by correct?

homo market

i just hope i can buy uvxy next week again at 3.58

>>54865191
no both have indefinitely amount of bodies in theory, like millions. but russia does not have ammo or economy to fund this war further that's why there are unironically now tanks made in 50's on the battlefield. it just becoming a game of throne now in kremlin looks like

>>54865327
wait they are public? that brand is so fucking good

>>54865457
The geese stay pretty close to the river, actually, and don't often come up to the path. But when they do... yes

>>54864838
Shitty. Short conditions still valid though so i haven't been bumped out yet.

>>54865449
let's pretend I'm retarded.. Do you mean I should create a sell order somewhere below the current ask?

>>54864488
>No, all money should be treated equally
idk the $2k or so i made in 72 trades during the high vol period is really just Moe giving me chips on the house. It really is. That's why I don't care about losing anymore. I'll either lose it all, or move it to all to a MM fund and tank my bank apparently when i do that and then you guys run news pieces trying to place bank failures on retail goys being evil and moving into risk free assets. You guys are such fucking nigger lovers its hilarious. Imagine siding with niggers. That's you guys

>>54864950
GOOD

>>54865449
>>54865455
the other thing - the ask and bid are like $10 more than the contracts right at the money. Am I screwed here?

>>54865462
>no both have indefinitely amount of bodies in theory, like millions.
Shorting UKRPOP has been the trade of the decade.

>>54865481
>let's pretend I'm retarded.. Do you mean I should create a sell order somewhere below the current ask?
ok first of all, we're not pretending - you are in fact retarded. to answer your question - yes, lower your ask. the "ask" you are currently seeing is from bots / market makers and it's not the real ask. when you create a sell order with an ask below the current ask - you become the new market ask. keep lowering by small increments until you get a fill

what's the ticker, maybe i'll take a look at it

>>54865057
mix of bear trap and crab

Is it even possible for SPY to break below 400 anymore?

>>54865513
GC
pic related

>>54864950
GOOD

>>54865513
yes I am retarded

June 6th

>>54865543
Two weeks

>>54865566
niggerlover detected

>>54865545
my bad CG not GC

and calls not puts sorry

new pic related

>>54865082
i too should stop eating again so i can donate more money to wallstreet
i was up big yesterday but didnt take profits so i didnt make any money

>>54865454
What the fuck anons answer my dub dubs

>>54865429
getting into a relationship just so you won't be alone seems to be a bad mindset to have. you could end up in a shitty relationship like a mentioned >>54864932

>>54865578
Fuck off its friday

>>54865579

>>54865581
niggerlover detected

>>54865593
Go be a nigger somewhere else

>>54865591
i noticed you didnt say no.
>its friday
cool

>>54865581
Mmmm damn imagine she opened her legs and several donuts perfectly glazed fell out from her folds, and then the hot stench of butternut pecans and butterscotch wafted up to your nose.

>>54865589
>>54865589
also why are you giving a shit about what other people think of you?

>>54865603
that would be you niggerlover

>>54865593
>>54865603
the savages' are out tonight- what are you all drinking?

>>54865622
>>54865622

>>54864950
Next time just buy spy and forget about it.

>rather be alone
King Geedorah, take me to your leader
Quick to claim that he not no snake like, "Me neither"
They need to take a breather
He been rhyming longer than Sigmund the sea creature
Been on Saturday feature
Pleased to meet ya
And came to wake you up out the deep sleeper, like
He needed to stop before he caught the knee-drop
Even give you more zip-zip than ZZ Top
With full beers thou shall not ball corner
Geedorah like, "One more steps, and y'alls goners"
So-called rich, front if you wanna
When he spit electrics don't be in y'all saunas
He only here to warn us what the plan is
The hour is upon us, it's bananas
Born alone, die alone, no matter who your man is
Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids

>>54865592
>Carlyle Group must collapse 40% in 2 weeks for anon's puts to be ITM
Anon, even if you could get paid out, you would not be able to get paid out. The time to sell those was a month ago.

>>54865616
I dont love you MI5 nigger. Now tell me what SPY does on Monday

>>54865592
ok so what you are looking at is there are zero bids. there's a MM putting up a .40 ask, but there are 0 bids, meaning whatever options you're holding are worthless

This is the last SMG, shut it down

>>54864170
there is always a deranged bitch that won't quit an addiction and I get it, but I don't respect it either, I still hate myself for buying the same carton of milk every year being that I don't want to drink this shit anymore, I could do so many things including still holding my PLEB bags

>>54864853
Based DCA investor

>>54864059
hello

>>54869123
goodbye

>>54864059
Had to come to this smg bc those losers in the other one would not stfu about McDonald’s holy shit