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I guess the logic behind the futures doing well is that a strong jobs market alleviated recession fears. As for the rate hikes, investors assume the hikes are reaching their end regardless.

You actually want a decent jobs market so long as the cpi comes in lower and lower (which it has been).....

fucking clown market piece of shit.

>it's not me that is wrong, it's the market

>tfw made up all my BOIL losses this week and then some with WAL
Now do I sell here or do I get greedy and try to catch a pump to 25...

>>54859424
Is it possible to drill down the employment data?
Who is hiring still? What kind of industries? Is it just tourism and services of that kind because some people still have some savings left to burn?

>>54859437
SHORT SIDE WHEN WE RIDE

Sp500 futures are used to hedge equity portfolio

it means if people buy sp500, they think the stocks go down

>DKNG
>K
>N
>G

>>54859339
Has to be bank failures, atleast that way the implosion can be controlled and contained on the way down. If they let inflation run out of control then that hits everyone all at once and it would be up to the private sector to fuck it up meaning riots and shit.

I want to see blood today.

>>54859443
>jobs market
It's job market not jobs market, you illiterate monkey.

Fucking Carvana. Fuck this gay market

>>54859455
>Sp500 futures are used to hedge equity portfolio
I thought it was meant to trade the future

So what's it going to be?
>Fake green day into sell off before close
>Infinite crab for months until all hope is lost
>Fake green day into gap down premarket Monday
>Retard clown pump because rate hikes, inflation, bank failures, cold war 2 and debt ceiling is bullish

I'm holding SQQQ and LABD until sub 3900 and you can't stop me with your fake and gay pump

>>54859443
>strong job market
I bet you burgers have to work 3 jobs to stay alive, which is why your job numbers never will fail albeit your people being poor. No tip, no refund

>>54859474
I'll take handjobs from your mom... That's jobs with an s, as in plural, as in multiple handjobs from your mom

Apple at top of its wedge Spxu should be fine to hold over the weekend. Then again fuck this schizo market

>>54859453
I work for a company that sells infrastructure stuff to the government. I post on my phone all day and will have a job even if it's the great depression 2.0

So market still see rates cuts after JPow explicitly said "no rate cut" AND a record low unemployment rate? So it really means there's a crash ahead for justifying rate cuts right?

Options move the market primarily.
>what is the value of options
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/all-of-the-worlds-money-and-markets-in-one-visualization-2020/
$500 trillion, low estimate. Probably a lot more now with 0dte

>>54859493
>illiterate monkey fantasizes about sex acts with an elderly woman
sasuga

now futures are falling like a turd

>>54859489
Bro, have you seen European COL and average incomes compared to the US?

Oatsbros... I am unbeheeming myself...

>>54858483
How can you assess this? letting the bank go bankrupt would literally helps the economy and is a better path than hyperinflation

>>54859512
>illiterate monkey
I'll see you at market open niggerlover

>>54859528
>*claps*
well done staple of nutrition anon.

Look at oil computah

What do you guys think about regionals right now in the short term? Think there's another chance to slurp with a fall today?

OPEN. THE. FUCKING. MARKET.

>>54859541
I'm just gonna short a lil bit

Pump today, crash Monday.

and

>RATE HIKES ALL SUMMER!

>WAL and PACW
yeah I'm selling at open there's no way this pump is gonna hold

Morning. I'm fresh off my ban. You guys miss me? Ima get fucked at open because of AAPL.

What if I just bought a straddle for every major tech hype company going into earnings?

>>54859542
I'll be there with all of my niggers, who I love, including (you).

Bloomberg trying so HARD and lying about jobs slowing... in the face of constant employment growth reports. HOLY SHIT they are scared.

>>54859560
>the funds are safu
>*doesn't tighten monetary policy and lets inflation destroy everything*
>*gigaprints free money for banks*
>*banks fail anyway, gives profitable parts to PeePee Morgan for free and bills the taxpayer*
>*buys own debt*
SAFE AND E F F E C T I V E central banking

>The April jobs report showed the US labor market remains robust, with more than a quarter million new jobs added to the economy last month as the unemployment rate fell to match its lowest level since May 1969.
Doesnt employment reach its highest right before the recession?

>he bought AAPL instead of DKNG

>>54859450
You're getting dumped on at open

>>54859608
Yeah I don't trust this pump, I'm not gonna get greedy here

Oil?

>>54859597
Music has stopped- who is going to be the first out the door? Will it be the bank customers??

An anon said it best yesterday... why would we let the banks gamble away out money when we can do it ourselves?

>>54859599
Recession and periods of economic prosperity.
And since the US will never have another recession, I won't whats going to happen....?

Can all you jobqueers get out of here.
This place is for
1, Futures traders
2, Non-Futures traders
.
.
.
99, Investors

>>54859631
based

>>54859613
Congrats on the gains

TDA anon here. If I want to activate futures on my account, do I need to close out my open option positions?

EVERYTHING IS FINE!!

>NO PHASE 3
NO PHASE 3
>NO PHASE 3
NO PHASE 3
>NO PHASE 3
NO PHASE 3

Feels like just yesterday some retard told me to short tech and buy bonds.
Glad I didn't listen.

>>54859639
Thanks but I'm gonna lose it all when I go all in on BOIL at 2.60

>>54859647
forgot pic

>>54859638
Thank you.
Every other post is "my boss this" and "where I work that" makes me sick knowing I got these NORMIES in here with me. If I wanted to interact with those fags I'd have a fucking job too.
Fuckings gays, singing happy birthday to the HR lady and other disgusting workplace shit.

Is CVNA gonna dump or just pump all day?

>>54859650
The same retard (me) bagged 30% realized on SQQQ calls before close because I didn't want to gamble on a fake Apple pump and that same retard is going to buy more SQQQ calls today before we dump next week

>>54859642
Sign up for the Tradovate trial. IMO it's an amazing platform.

is it over for us, bobros? these stupid fucks just keep pumping it even when everything is collapsing. nothing has meaning anymore. bank failures don't mean anything.
idfk what to do, and I have house repairs to do and need the money

>>54859602
He bought DKNG instead of CVNA

>>54859682
keep shorting bro 2 more weeks

>>54859682
There's plenty of tickers to short, just don't touch the indexess.

>>54859337
this desu

Was Carvana's earnings report really that good?

>>54859704
It cost $7 dollars a share and people know the name, you're overthinking what it takes to move a stock's price. At the core it's a popularity contest.

>>54859697
tumor weeks is here... If you can't see how much lipstick they have put on the market you are opinion biased.

>>54859704
That’s what I’m wondering! Why is it up so fucking much, short squeeze?

>>54859704
Yup, cars are crazy expensive and people are defaulting on their loans. Don't even start to look at the chip problems and price of used cars.

>>54859704
They probably mentioned AI and that's worth at least a 10~20% pump

Kind of looks like we might form a head and shoulders?
Looks like we will form the second shoulder over the next week or two, debt limit is a good catalyst for downwards move in the second half of May

>>54859734
It’s up like 50%

>>54859671
This is an obvious short squeeze. Buy puts at open.

>>54859673
Probably smart to fade this move given CVNA is the biggest gainer.

>>54859684
SHUT UP NOBODY TOLD ME IT WAS 7 FUCKING DOLLARS I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THAT ANY DAY UNDER 10 FUCK YOU AAAAH

>>54859750
They must have said AI more than once then

CAMON

>>54859731
It's pretty crazy. Dealerships still have no fucking inventory, either. I think it's actually even worse in my area than when I bought a truck a couple of years ago. I thought I was buying at the worst time possible (didn't have much choice), but I think it's actually worse now.

>>54859754
Bears have been getting rekt on everything anon. Watch it pump 100% today

So when is BOIL pumping back 3 dollars?

Today will be wild

Non Farm Payrolls?
>rising, well above estimates
Unemployment rate?
>shrinking more than estimated
Participation rate?
>steady
Average Hourly Earnings YoY?
>workers richer than they have been a year ago
Average Hourly Earnings MoM?
>workers literally richer than they were a month ago
Average Weekly Hours waged?
>steady
Goverment Payrolls?
>more suckers sucking on big govs tit
Manufacturing Payrolls?
>betting against the US topkek serves you right doubters
Nonfarm Payrolls Private?
>just look at these numbers

>SO MUCH HIGHER
>FOR SO MUCH LONGER

The economy is firing on ALL OF THE CYLINDERS!!!

>>54859823
>The economy is firing on ALL OF THE CYLINDERS!!!
Um, we're in the EV era. Can you update your analogies pls

>>54859815
Summer rally starts in just two more weeks

>>54859667
>If I wanted to interact with those fags I'd have a fucking job too.
this but unironically

>>54859823
(addendum)
Employment?
>how does NEW ALL TIME RECORD HIGH sound to you?

>>54859589
>who I love, including (you).
thanks fren, love you too. cheers happy friday trading

Friendly reminder BRICS is a meme. All the US has to do to curbstomp China is to declare it will not retaliate against anyone attempting to disturb Chinese shipping. Literally that's it, that's game over for China.

>>54859808
Dealerships are calling people who bought cars a year or less ago and offering to buy them... its happening everywhere. They cant even ship out the ones they sold. LMFAO

>>54859834
Cool it with the internal combustophobia.

HOLY SHIT THE JOBS DATA KEK IM GONNA MAKE SO MUCH FUCKIN MONEY

>>54859834
We still are
The battery is dead though

>>54859855
are you sure about that?

>>54859834
Electric cars made out of plastic being charged on fossil fuel power grids is the perfect analogy for how fake/gay/clownworld this all is

Slight selloff on opening the we continue climbing (forever).

I can't believe how reactionary retail bears have gotten. I mean damn it was already bad last year but now so many people have piled onto that bandwagon that the whole market shits itself as soon as there's a halfway spooky headline. See you retards when we're at ATH sooner rather than later.

Also did you guys know that there's a shadowban feature on YouTube for channels? They implemented it during the pandemic and now a channel can "mute this user on this channel" without the user actually being notified of it, so they can keep posting but no one can see it. Possibly one of the most toxic, cowardly, actually-fascist-even-though-we-say-we're-leftists moves of this era.

these non-farm reports are all BS
>The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for February was revised down by
78,000, from +326,000 to +248,000, and the change for March was revised down by
71,000, from +236,000 to +165,000. With these revisions, employment in February
and March combined is 149,000 lower than previously reported

>>54859815
Unironically 2 more weeks. Maybe 3.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>54859853
So buying other peoples car for cheap to resell even higher? Buy low sell high capitalism ho

>good news is good news

Very interesting

>>54859866

>>54859871
>29:59

>>54859844
Joe out there making sure everyone is employed. What a man of the people.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54859871
He came early, it’s over

Do you have the time to listen to me whine?

I. WARNED. YOU. ABOUT. MY. BOY. THE. RUSSELL. 2000. I WARNED YOU ABOUT HIM BRO HE IS WAKING UP. I WARNED YOU!!!

Is this market pumping on the prospect of higher rates for longer? Job report hot and also wage growth higher. What is this?

Wow, HIBL is garbage. NO volume on this thing so its hard to sell. Never buying it again.

Why is it going up on literally NO NEWS???

>Bought BKNG before earnings
>Stock was down 3.5% an hour or so ago
>Stock jumps to +0.5% 5 mins before open
Literally closed the trade in the green despite thinking it was a loss. I love this market.

>>54859891
>Joe out there making sure everyone is employed.
Burgers simply can't afford not to be employed any longer.
Even the ebonics are joining the work force.

DUDES CVNA IS FUCKING MOONING NOBODY IS LETTING THIS DIP

>>54859853
Yep, happened to two different friends of mine. One of them bought an $80k truck less than a year ago and the dealership already wants to buy it back.
>>54859879
Yeah, and then get you into a new vehicle/brand new loan. The salesman who sold me my truck was calling me the last year or two, probably for the same reason. I never answered the phone so he finally fucked off.

>>54859911
Have you seen the pivot now "pause" fags here? They are delusional after a decade of 0% interest rates pumped in their ass.

FUCK HIBL

>>54859908
Holy shit.

>>54859913
homosexual technicals

More like Sturm RUGGER & Company, am I right fellas?

Truist up 6% premarket to start diving on open

How in hell is every job report stronger than the one before? Where are all these job openings coming from? This just boggles my mind to no end. Absolutely incredible
And well, yeah of course... "alleviates recession", nigga wat? There never was a recession. Wages have increased so much that people have no idea what to spend the money on... fuckin FUD I swear

>>54859861
They have been filtering wrong think on YouTube and social media for years. A lot of my spicy comments on YouTube shit posting won't show responses even if I set the filter to show all

I hope none of you are ebil shorters

WITNESS ME

>>54859852
>anyone attempting to disturb Chinese shipping
who is attempting? are you saying sabotage? cuz if you are, then im asking how high?

>>54859886
Ya nevermind that the factor most people are looking at is often wrong in a gross way.
>Muh strong job market
Next month is revised down by half
Meanwhile I just bought more bonds in this fake interest rate spike
Retard

Can CLF go back to 30 with a bull market

>>54859834
the fossil fuel powerplant is firing on all cylinders.

recently took the bogle pill and then left to binge fishtank. it's been a lot more fun than here where children pretend to be traders while living at home with mom or depleting their nestegg between crap jobs

>>54859936
I honestly expected the FED to "pause and hold" on the last meeting just a few days ago.
"Pause and hold" is not a "pivot."
Pivooters get the rope anyhow.
A "pause" is an inevitability, as there needs to be a time for inflation to re-accelerate at some point.
Then they can justify hiking rates even further in 25bps increments.
What I was expecting starting with the last FED meeting was a "pause and hold" until fall '23/early '24 for inflation to re-accelerate; then a continuation of the 25bps rate hikes.
We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7% anyhow.

>>54859955
Cause we're fortifying the job market, Jack. This is the most secure and comprehensive job market program in history, slick. And you can take that to the bank.

>>54859955
imagine thinking that after Biden changed the literal definition of recession and all the inputs used on inflation that any of those numbers give an accurate read on it...

>Biden, can you speak to this?

>NO TIME!
Gotta go fast!
>Gotta go fast
Gotta go fast!
>Gotta go fast
Gotta go fast!
>Gotta go fast
Gotta go fast!
>Gotta go fast

>Au
Holy hell goldbros, we're getting raped today.

>>54859853
I guess it depends on the truck. But spring time is the time trucks generally sell well. And lets just say, if trucks are in high demand, the production lines dont seem to be picking up production, unless it is specific ones.

>>54859979
You sound very bitter and anti american.

AAPU niggas whats good

>>54859973
just think if you had bet $200 instead of $2

>>54859966
this is so unbelivable retarded i just wont look at my portfolio today

>jobs are good while inflation runs high
Isn't this bearish

>>54860003
I only care about my wallet

>>54859982
Based

low volume piece of shit HIBL. Market is pumping and I had no one to sell it to. Would have been better in SPXL. Never buy HIBL.

I can't believe they cancelled the recession. I've been looking forward to it since the 90's.

bought the dips and now i'm so green it's beautiful
is it really that easy?
Jesus Christ be praised.

>>54859999

>>54860002
stop- this is fucking unheard of in the car market and you know it.

>WAL
I sold at 24.50 lads. Knowing damn well the price is gonna be 26 when make this post.

>>54859980
Based Kreayshawn poster

>>54859944
don't worry, it does that sometimes

>>54859955
The bear narrative has been totally wrong the entire time. Imagine that, a bunch of armchair economists who never actually go out into the world don't see tons of businesses opening and expanding since the pandemic because the government injected a shit ton of money into the economy...

>>54859957
It's just so blatant now. You can tell which channels do it too, since the comment section is just a bunch of back patting with only the channel liking and replying to things. I wish Elon would just buy all the shitty social media and make them truly free again, the world could legitimately be a better place

>>54859861
you have no idea how bleak the future is. kids all are growing up watching youtube+twitch where it's encouraged to ban whoever doesn't have an echo chamber response, and anything that can be perceived as slightly negative. they see this behavior as a societal norm.

OK WAL I get, but why the fuck is PACW pumping when they're exploring a sale?

IM PISSED LADS I MADE THE RIGHT PREDICTION BUT I BOUGHT THE WRONG STOCK. I COULD HAVE MADE SO MUCH MORE.

Technology!

LMAO at this stock market ponzi.

I told you niggers to buy SMMT.

>>54860038

Job report numbers have been bullshit.

>everything just pumps forever

Higher higher HIGHER!

>>54860035
Green is green and you don't know when the bounce is gonna come back down

Test

The jews got me good on banks. My position is going to evaporate until 3:57 and then bank collapses bring it back

>massive wage growth
>multi-decade low unemployment
looks like inflation is bullish

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT

DELIST HIBL. USELESS FUCKING STOCK

>>54860011
Didn’t even realise Worst Korea banned shorts.

>>54860062
I thought this wigger bitch was annoying but it was pretty funny when someone asked her on twitter if she was going to the grammys and she was like "why would I, my album sold like 3,000 copies lol"

>>54860083
>looks like inflation is bullish
Always has been, m8. Inflation is only and only bad for the lower classes, which has no say in how the stock market performs.

Most Jewish market open in recent memory

>>54860029
And yet a well known truck is not ramping up its production. Others I cannot comment.

Tim Apple saved the American economy. Apologize.

>>54860097
cool it with the antisemitism

BOBOS LIED TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54860083
I hate this monetary policy. It feels they gonna push it until people are in the streets, and in order to reach that point, there's still a decent way to go and for this stupid market to get more green

>>54860113
>your call has been disconnected

>>54859997
House Republicans are trying to force a debt crisis and defund the police through their massive spending cuts. They're the ones who are leading us into this recession by holding poor old Joe under duress and trying to get him to sign off on a massive lay off package, while claiming the only alternative is a complete shut down of social security and medicare. He just wants a clean bill so we can take care of our seniors and fund our IRS so we can continue to collect a fair share of taxes from the ultra rich.

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>le 600 point dow jump on open
haha

>>54860119
I am going to need 12% on those one month bonds baggy

>>54860067
that was my point here >>54859866

it's not even by just a few thousand. it's been wrong by 25 to 30%

which is good though.
Today I took the opportunity to buy more bonds. I had sold some yesterday and today I bought back. Just waiting for the recession and the yield curve to look more normal again. Squeeze the yield out of my bonds while I get paid to wait and then buy stocks when the yield curve is starting to look normal

man im seething. i should have just bought spxl.

>>54860046
>because the government injected a shit ton of money into the economy
that all ends up back in the same place in the end though... niggers are gonna nig... spenders and gonna spend... consoomers are gonna consoom... im 32 yo retired neet with no debt whatsoever, i must be compensated at some point if you goys just wanna keep swiping cc's to pay for everything... the interest expense... oh no goys but you're in too deep now, the debt keeps rising... interest payments increasing... stock market still crabbing? na at some point either i need mines or you need to die bitch period

More jobs
More spending
Higher Earnings
Higher Market

BUT LOWER BONDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I told you guys to but LYFT puts
Did you listen to me
No, no you didn't

Anyone make money fading the cvna squeeze?

>>54859989
> entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7% anyhow.

6% they’re always lagging

he needs to be stopped

>>54860148
you vill buy the bonds
you vill watch them go down for a decade
you vill be happy

It’s one of those days which gives me this vibe
https://youtu.be/lBdxeeolWng

>>54860162
I don't touch that stock anymore, they fucked up my portfolio and my racing series

>>54859424
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

>>54860168
idgi
Is that the homeless guy that got choked out on the NYC subway?

This can't be happening.

>>54860183
ye

WALbro, did you sell?

>>54860181
not based

Dividends are an important investment tool

Ok i will go long on TESLA with a X10 LEVERAGE

Do alcohol stocks do well in a recession.

>>54860162
I tried buying some puts but I'm not approved...

KRE

PACWEST up near 50%, everything is fixed!

>>54860119
I'm unironically starting to believe that Obama and Biden have been the best US presidents in ages.

>>54860192
Yes sir, sold at 24.50. >>54860035
Top was 25.50 so I don't feel too bad now that its at 22.

>>54860208
yeah alcohol and cannabis both fo well

>>54860208
Yup and tobacco. It takes years to grow a wine/hops/apple tree.

>>54860212
Get dem lvl 2 uptions approval niqqa nomsayin

>banks collapsing
>OMG MORE JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!
>HIGHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54860177
At least Oil is healing

(I am still HEEMED tho)

Mumus day it is

>>54860233
Noice

Damn, COIN is up nearly 13%

>>54859448
Yes. But the market will learn rationality soon

>>54860208
possibly, although the typical sectors are consumer staples, healthcare, and maybe utilities or industrials
also we were in a recession last year in case you didn't notice

SPX ~4135pts short term goal.

Bull Market back on. No recession, The Market can handle high interest rates
https://youtu.be/1ZfjB5P7RS0
#Softlanding

I am unhappy

>>54860096
>lower class stops buying dumb shit
>earnings tank
>???
>profit???

>>54859448
goal of the market is to hook as many retards (you) as possible before the rug gets pulled

>>54859905
Green Day is an interesting case because they had this initial spark of creativity but then they became annoying repetitive fags after their first few hits. I don't know what the story is there. It's like they just mentally checked out. They kept touring and shit, though. They still are now. Why bother if you're not interested any more?

>>54860288
bobo just can't get a break
almost feel sorry for him

THIS WE DROP GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMFAO all the financial news is literally spinning the jobs as slowing... and back to PAUSE IN RATE HIKES

>Oh wait we have to readjust the numbers... they are actually even higher.

We gunna hike in June and July... LMFAO

>>54860302
i thought only humans put lightbulbs up their ass

fuck, i didnt have the balls to put my emergency fund into oil yesterday, i only put my paycheck into oil but i could have put in 5x more

>>54860289
what went wrong

>>54860289
Wtf did you buy

Someone please explain this pump? I’m very retarded

Stay stressed, everyone. I'm all out of cash and into $JEPI, which I have psyoped myself into believing is a good investment.

>only red entries in my account are puts and NEM
>down $4k

>>54860330
Manipulation

>>54859446
>imagine being surprised that stocks go up

Nigga that’s the entire point of stocks, they go higher. How are you not buying? Buying SPY at literally any price is a deal cause it will definitely be higher in the future.

PARAbros...
I got suckered. I should've known better but I wanted that big dividend. I knew that Paramount+ couldn't be doing that well, but I invested anyway, and now the dividend has been cut 80%. At least I didn't buy too many shares, but lesson learned.

>>54860330
Apple earnings report

>>54860330
Absolutely no fucking clue but im.happy

>>54860346
>Buying SPY at literally any price is a deal cause it will definitely be higher in the future.

>>54860330
relief rally
realistically we will continue to crab until the fed hints at a pivot

liquidity trap
dont buy

>>54860323
Honestly, I was up 6k for the day so I went a bit crazy and opened up way too many positions with zero protection for the overnight. Got wayyyy too cocky.

>>54860330
massive fed liquidity injections to ease short selling, especially on regionals. also fed pause propaganda is driving funds out of money markets and into the same liquidity pool.
if you're a bear then get out now and hold cash. you will not be able to fight this bull rush. any gains you get from your shorts/inverses will be measured by how far they can retrace the market back to yesterday
i repeat DO NOT SHORT. look for VIX to hit 14, then 11

>>54860330
short covering by bobos

>>54860290
>stops buying dumb shit
Stops buying? Is this a joke? Spending might become reduced a bit but nowhere near enough to make even a dent. The middle class keeps getting richer since they massively benefit from the inflation.
Retail is doing fine, people keep buying gas even though it is giga expensive, food? And so on and on. Do you see people complaining? I certainly don't. People are more than happy to keep paying and pay they shall.
Inflation erases debt, increases earnings, and increases wages. Pretty much everyone ends up a winner and those that don't... nobody gives a crap about them

Poor banks can't get prime lenders on auto loans and mortgages. Maybe I should help them out.

>>54860361
It’s true.

>>54860308

Are good AAPL earnings really that bullish

>GFAI
I'm really tempted here lads it's gonna retard pump again eventually

>I shorted biotech

IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS

UVXY holders you beclown yourselves

>>54860362
>pivot
That's about a decade away, if at all.

>>54860375
There's a middle class? news to me

Wow bear cope is in full swing lol

>>54860327
>>54860323
Short:
SPY
GOOG
WMT

CALL:
KOLD

>>54860397
>good
>worst earnings in 2 decades
...are you bulls genuinely retarded?

who the fuck is buying SPY into the weekend?

>>54860378
>TFW prime borrower but fuck em

>>54860403
i sold this morning with an average cost of 4.90 and immediately switched to SVIX. i'm not stupid just unlucky. i thought i was fighting with the fed but now the fed started fighting me

banks?
>saved
balance sheet?
>decreasing

>>54860397
The is economy is basically AAPL and MSFT.

>>54860422
Most people.

>>54860397
It's not just Apple, it's that every Big Tech name that bears have been shitting on for over a year is actually doing fine because - surprise! - when you fire a bunch of deadweight you suddenly have a shit ton of cash. Not to mention these companies are actually producing something of value in the modern world, but bears don't give a shit about that.

>>54860426
Huh I thought it fell a lot more when FRC died

>>54860314
If you close your eyes everything slows down.

>>54860397
yes because it has large weight in the index

>>54860422
Its friday morning, the selloff is after lunch you bint

>>54860404
maybe but we'll rally when the fed hints at one
then it will be a sell the news scenario right after
gonna be amazing

My TQQQ calls are up 50% today but still down 50% since I bought them

>>54860441
the current chart shows a decline of ~60B from the balance sheet from last week, although its actually fudged a bit the real decline is only about ~25B

I really love CMA at that price bros... might have to pull the trigger...

>>54860426
ANON NO

>biggest, most over valued company (Apple) does well selling overpriced FUCKING GARBAGE
>lets ignore bank failures, macro, and everything fuck else :)
Holy shit stop pumping retards

>>54860432
>>54860445
who is gonna be right though?

slurpchads, we won

/OATS killin it
/CL is back

/VX is a kill
/Lean hogs are done for

>>54860403
uvxy will pump second short squeeze is over

>>54860477
We always win

>>54860465
haven't you realized how this works by now? its been following the same exact pattern for a year

Oh shit CVNA bouncing back

How to Identify a shill:

>Pivot
>pause
>slowing unemployment
>Strong and Resilient banks

money flew from equity to bonds yesterday
and now it's flowing from bomds to equities

>>54860475
Me. People buy SPY regardless of if there is a weekend coming up. Smart investors don’t sell because of something like a weekend. You just hold index funds.

>>54860481
Gold, Silver, and VIX are dead... today I kneel once again to tech. It really is that simply. Just buy every dip in tech and semis
Gold really stings today :(

>>54859424
Test

I am feeling very crabbish, love me credit spreads for that sideways movement.

>>54860494
Now they are squeezing people who bought puts after it went down 10%

okay retards I give you a hint: check the indices percent, no humans can control the exact same % on all major US indices (dow, shit&piss and nasd-ack) that's all algo action right now.
pigs will get slaughtered, remember this

>>54860541
Good thing I'm not approved for options

>everyone is gonna be sorry for not shorting like me
>just because okay

>>54859443
Really bad for inflation though

>>54860550
Literally the most intelligent decision but also, no fun allowed.

actually yea its going down from here.

look at this green dildo

>>54860464
>

>>54860330
Any thread of good news is enough to cause a pump with everything that's going on. Plus to add there's good cases to be made for a bull market to happen but also a equal amount of cases for a bear market hence why I'm on team crab.
That said I doubt SPY will go past 420 but also doubt it'll dump below 400.

>>54860573
read
>>54860371

My god DAX. Greatest crash in orders since 2020 seems to be bullish nowadays.

>>54860495
back2pol

>>54860560
Inflation is on a downward trend regardless...it's literally dropped a fair amount the last 6 cpi readings

>>54860523
How are you still alive? Didn't you get rekt selling put spreads on SPX back in late 2021?

>>54860498
you literally have no understanding of what a trade is.

>>54860361
Show me a single time in all of its history where you could have bought SPY and not been up money within ten years time.

Pro Tip: You can’t.

Dollar cost averaging into a conservative portfolio of 100% SPY is a strategy that beats 98% of all other strategies over any appreciable timeframe.

You do know what dollar cost averaging is right?

>PACW pumping again
Isn't this bank the most likely to fail next? That's a lot of daggers to be playing with

NEW

>>54860610

>>54860610

>>54860610

>>54860610

>>54860545
Your P&L is bloody red, isn't it?

Probably waaaay too early on the day but I took my profits... I dont trust the pump and honestly the crab always fucks me when i get greedy. Have a good day.

>>54860601
Yes and no, yes in the fact I got HEEEMED but I rolled every spread as far out as possible to break even. In short I had to sit on a bunch of spreads until I could close at break even.
So on one hand I had a boat load of capital tied up but since index options don't expire early it wasn't *that* bad.

>>54860502
Buy every dip in Berkshire and MSFT and make money, it’s that simple.

>>54860598
Not if we have keep hiring people and also injecting mass amounts of money into the market to squeeze people shorting and we also have to print billions of dollars to bail out dead banks

>>54860560
>Inflation is on a downward trend regardless...it's literally dropped a fair amount the last 6 cpi readings
are ya winning, son?

>>54860624
yeah check percentage yourself you braindead monkey. I literally throw you a free bone

>>54860501
fair enough. cheers

>>54859443
>As for the rate hikes, investors assume the hikes are reaching their end regardless.
>>54860598
>Inflation is on a downward trend regardless...it's literally dropped a fair amount the last 6 cpi readings

>>54860598
so it went from MEGA fucked to really bad.

[Mission Accomplished]

>>54860585
BMW and Mercedes performing exceedingly well. The market doesn't necessarily reflect the economy as a whole. The individual companies are doing really damn well so the stocks go up. Simple as that, m8. They deserve to be ATH to be honest

>>54860639
meant for this tard >>54860598

>>54859997
who makes this shit. based almost digits

Okay CVNA shorts just got fucked hard look at that recovery back to up 40%

>>54859481
Speculation of future price movement, currently trading June

>>54860280
There's going to be plenty of rattling in the banking industry this weekend for that to happen fren