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>> No.54854425
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54854425

This is normal, right?

>> No.54854431
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>>54854403
>>List of hedge fund holdings:
>https://fintel.io/

>> No.54854446
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54854446

So why are bobos so obsessed with the crash?

>> No.54854454
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It's OVER.

>> No.54854464

>>54854446
Imagine you are a vulture waiting for an animal to die, you need to be there when it dies because none of the other vultures are going to let you have a bite otherwise, but it just won't kick the bucket once and for all.

>> No.54854468

>>54854446
because we want to buy. In his heart of heart all bobos are mumu that want to get in dirt cheap

>> No.54854471

Apple beats earnings, it's completely over for bobos. We will pump hard for the next month at minimum.

>> No.54854473

Ultra low volume pump on futures, you know what that means

>> No.54854482
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...Don't.

>> No.54854483
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>>54854454
I want a perfect curve one day

>> No.54854485
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>>54854471
Bobo here, how high are you going? Is SPY retesting 420?

>> No.54854486
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54854486

Para bailar La BOBO
Para bailar La BOBO
Se necesito una poca de BOBO
Una poca de BOBO
Pa' mi, pa' ti, arriba, y arriba
Y arriba, y arriba
Por ti seré, por ti seré, por ti

Yo no onions marinero
Yo no onions marinero, onions capitán
Onions capitán, onions capitán
BO-BO, BOBO
BO-BO, BOBO
BOBO, BOBO, BO

Para bailar La BOBO
Para bailar La BOBO
Se necesito una poca de BOBO
Una poca de BOBO
Pa' mi, pa' ti, arriba, y arriba

>> No.54854487
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54854487

Yeah so I'm just going to keep everything in a money market fund for now.

>> No.54854493

Is CVNA gonna hold these gains in premarket or is it gonna dump? It’s up way too much on earnings

>> No.54854503

>>54854471
They priced in the good fast, did you not see the pump and dump above 170? that little 2 percent green AH is going to be sold off at 10AM when the big boys rotate out of calls and into 0DTE puts.

>> No.54854504

>>54854454
can you imagine a total inversion
just need 20/30 to dip a little bit more

>> No.54854508

>>54854425
>The market priced in the rate hike bro

>> No.54854537

>>54854471
When is the last time they didn't beat earnings?

>> No.54854558

>>54854487
Hello Will Smith, I'm in JPST

>> No.54854569

>>54854482
QE?

>> No.54854577
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Anyone loading up on COIN shorts at open tomorrow? I missed the play when it was in the $70 range.

>> No.54854585
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>>54854471
Who did they ally in the upcoming AI Wars? NVDA?
>>54854431
Problem?

>> No.54854587
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holy fucking the yield curve, its a fucking slide!

>> No.54854593

>>54854587
>no anime girl on the graph
fake until we see the anime girl

>> No.54854600
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>>54854468
this ain't
what one would refer to as
"wrong"

>> No.54854603
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54854603

>futures

>> No.54854606

>>54854577
bad idea wait until banking crisis is over, crypto is a high yield savings account atm

>> No.54854613
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>>54854587
That's one fucked up curve.
Bullish!

>> No.54854615

>>54854482
Uhh what does this mean?

>> No.54854618

Nobody talking about CVNA

>> No.54854624 [DELETED] 

>>54854446
Because having their boats seized by the EU for invading Ukraine really hurt the fee-fees of the Kremlin niggers, so they'll pay extra to see the US hurt.
Simple as.
Buy every dip. Especially the long ones.

>> No.54854626
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Futes

>> No.54854629
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>>54854615
Buy the dicks sell the ricks, surf the kali yuga, ride the bear whore

>> No.54854651
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>>54854593
best I can do for (you)

>> No.54854661

>>54854651
trash. im bullish because you suck at making a good anime graph.

>> No.54854669

>>54854615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMCYBPUR00

>> No.54854670
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>>54854624
>IT'S DA RUSSIANS!!!!!!!

>> No.54854675

>>54854606
Yep I'm selling COIN at open tomorrow nothin you can do about it

>> No.54854677

>>54854670
Sure. You can say that.
Until it is.
Which it is.

Grow even the smallest bit of Global Espionage bones, and you'll know it's right.

>> No.54854682

>>54854587
>>54854425
is this from other countries dumping the dollar or from jerome powell’s rate hikes?

>> No.54854686

>>54854677
Worst reddit spacing I have ever seen in my life.

>> No.54854690
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>>54854624
>schizophrenic holhol wandered out of his containment thread
Back to /uhg/ you boot licking faggot

>> No.54854692

>>54854682
I wager it is debt ceiling fight related considering the one month is getting heemed

>> No.54854711

>>54854624
>>54854677
no niggers aloud on /smg/. simple as.
gb2 redit, you dumb niggerkikefagetbitch

>> No.54854717
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>>54854587
I miss the 2 weeks ago yield elephant

>> No.54854719
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>Futures

>> No.54854727

>>54854717
>4mo was the peak literally just 2 weeks ago
>1mo is peak rn
wow. things have escalated quickly.

>> No.54854735

>>54854692
that’s actually a good take. I had forgotten about that.
I really hope the republicans hold fast and crash this plane with no survivors.

>> No.54854748

>>54854735
Dems and pubs need to meet halfway with a combination of increasing taxes + reducing government spending.

>> No.54854751

>>54854482
More inflation.

>> No.54854765
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>>54854748
That'll be a cold day in hell

>> No.54854770

>>54854615
I still dont get it either.

>> No.54854780
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54854780

First off, fuck your PUTS and the CALLS you claim
SHORTside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a MUMU but I fucked your LONGS
We bust on MUMU niggaz, YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG
Plus HEDGIES tryin' ta see me weak hearts I rip
BOBO Smalls and MUMU M.A.F.I.A. Some mark-ass bitches
We keep on SHORTIN' while we runnin' for yo' jewels
Steady BUYIN POOTS, keep on bustin at them fools, you know the rules

>> No.54854781

>>54854615
>>54854770
It means the government is going to start printing money just to make payments on the debt.

>> No.54854783

>>54854748
if treasury bond demand lowers they should never run a deficit again or they're going to rape everyone with inflation

>> No.54854801

>>54854629
>you just know
also, your post would have been kino if you had just said >futures

>> No.54854808

>>54854781
No, the are buying back low yield bonds so banks don't go under, but this will end up costing the government a lot though because they would be turning that low interest dept into high interest debt.

>> No.54854810

>>54854748
We need to put the military on minimum wage, serving is a prilvilige

>> No.54854816

"Increased short-selling activity and volatility in shares have drawn increasing scrutiny by federal and state officials and regulators in recent days, given strong fundamentals in the sector and sufficient capital levels, said the source, who was not authorized to speak publicly."

>Depositors are fleeing banks seeking yield since first time its meant shit in decades
>Banks didn't positition defensively because for the last decade they didn't have to
>fed tightens and banks start setting money on fire
>depositor runs begins
>People short the banks equity since it would just get tapped to shore up its reserves naturally and has no value if the bank goes under
>what the fuck stop making banks go under
JPOW is forcing the market to heal, one bankruptcy at a time.

>> No.54854823
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>futes

>> No.54854824

>>54854810
That'd be a pay rise for non technical roles.

>> No.54854830

>>54854765
yee
>>54854748
how about we just kick off the day of the rope, abolish spending (particularly on frivolous things like the democrats’ favorite pet—the knee-grow), AND abolish taxes

>> No.54854832
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>>54854780
Bobo enjoy your smug now. Joe Biden's got the mumus back and he's going to put a stop to your short selling. Screen cap this. Bears. never. cum.

>> No.54854835
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>>54854624
All day it seemed like I could forget about that gay war and just focus on the economy collapsing, but no a faggot just had to show up...
Here's your (you)

>> No.54854838

>AAPL beat
>banks recovering from fake news
Bears are coping hard. Friday is big green.

>> No.54854841

>>54854808
ah. That makes sense.
What if we just sell all the debt to China, and then just default on it and nuke taiwan so that no one gets it?

>> No.54854847

>>54854824
So maybe we should charge them, or revoke the benefits, you only need medical treatment if you're injured in the line of duty these nonsense where they just pay for dental and abortions is destroying America.

>> No.54854849

>>54854832
Guess I'll just buy calls then

>> No.54854851

>>54854808
It's their own bonds, faggot. They're paying off their own bonds, which other people bought, using printed money.

>> No.54854857

>>54854587
Glad to see 1m dominating. Finally I can be lazy and dump my cash into money markets instead of laddering t-bills

>> No.54854861
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>futures

>> No.54854862

>>54854838
>AAPL pumps to 170+ to price in good news
>dumps to price in bad news
>retards buy more for a meager 2 percent pump that will be sold off in the morning for rotation into puts.

>> No.54854870

>>54854847
>you only need medical treatment if you're injured in the line of duty these nonsense where they just pay for dental and abortions is destroying America.
It and VA benefits are the only reason people join.

>> No.54854873
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54854873

Anyone else getting absolutely heemed the last few days

>> No.54854872

>>54854851
yeah I know it's their own bonds you retard. the are doing this because banks have underwater treasury bonds sens the rate has gone up. Don't call people a faggot when you don't even know what's going on idiot

>> No.54854877

>>54854748
Least likely timeline ever


What are some good phone games that don't suck? Need something to play at work all day. Mighty Doom is pretty fun but I need some variety

>> No.54854879
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54854879

:)

just dont tell me to zoom out

>> No.54854883

>>54854838
wrong, more crabbing

>> No.54854899

>>54854873
>days
If only I was so lucky

>> No.54854900

>>54854870
we have real honorable patriots who would give their lives but for honor, welfare queens can take a hike.

>> No.54854901
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>>54854832
>Joe Biden's got the mumus back
Does he though?

>> No.54854904

>>54854861
anybody know what anime this is? I unironically want to watch it.
re-do of healer was absolutely kino.
I’ve got like 6 different harem animes watchlisted this season

>> No.54854907
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>>54854879
>CAD

>> No.54854910

Yield to maturity, aka people selling bonds so the rate goes up, is less potent in money market durations. The real driver of money market bonds in my experience has been overnight rates, which are mainly driven by short term cash funding needs and inflation. The inverted yield curve makes “sense” when you look at it as bankers trying to front run the collapse of inflation like every other cycle. Shits only really BTFO if long term rates break up instead of short term rates breaking down.

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>>54854861

>> No.54854921

>>54854872
It's both, faggot. They're using banks as an excuse to print away the debt.

>> No.54854926

>>54854904
Looks like Boku no Pico to me

>> No.54854931

>>54854910
Banks also expose themselves to the risk of inflation not being overnight risking not only their own equity but all of their depositors who are un-insured.

>> No.54854932
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its simple, tomorrow is friday, the day weekly options expire. so ask yourself, did people buy more puts or more calls this week?

>> No.54854934

>>54854861
>You have to eat all the eggs

>> No.54854937

>>54854910
>Shits only really BTFO if long term rates break up instead of short term rates breaking down.
soon

>> No.54854943

>>54854870
I joined because my parents declared bankruptcy and got divorced in 2008 and lost their house and I didn't want to be homeless

>> No.54854944

>>54854862
>Apple Pay
>Apple Card
>Apple skims 30% off micro-transactions in apps
>Apple VR headset coming soon
idk, nigga, Timmy also basically holding up the entire stock market rn, aside from the poo running MicroShaft

>> No.54854946

>>54854832
joe biden could be secretly hoping for a default right now, then he could blame the economic fall out all on republicans, otherwise he gets the blame

>> No.54854948

>>54854932
Depends on what people in the know, know. Last friday people front-ran FRC getting circumsized.

>> No.54854958

>>54854926
Nah, nigga, I already watched pocu no pico.
it was actually pretty tame and didn’t live up to all the hype.

>> No.54854968

>>54854904
Succubus Stayed Life

>> No.54854969

>>54854931
I agree. The question starts getting really fucky though when you realize overnight rates are all secured loans backed by 10 year bonds since they’re no longer unsecured loans anymore, in theory

>> No.54854971

>>54854946
i blame warhammer chaos niggers who are materializing their dark wicked cults inside investor circles to bring about the end times by collapsing banks one at a time to force Yellen to run out of money earlier than the federal government can get its shit together.

>> No.54854977
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>>54854780
Buy your puts when you see Bobo
Sell your shares when you see Bobo
Who went long? But you bulls didn't finish
Now you 'bout to fell the coom of a bobo nigger I short 'em up

>> No.54854980

>>54854810
They're already talking about cutting VA benefits. Can't wait for a couple of disgruntled vets to do something silly.

>> No.54854994

>>54854907
hey man im still going to make money and i can make 1 us dollar from 2 canadian dollars

>> No.54854995

>>54854969
Which is partially the Fed/Gov fault though for allowing them to take on so much risk in lending in spite of the fastest tightening in history.

>> No.54854997
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>>54854877
>Doom
Villain man never ran with krills in his hand and
Won't stop rockin' til he clocked in a gazillion grand
Tillin' the wasteland sands
Raps on backs of treasure maps, stacks to the ceilin' fan
He rest when he's ashes
Ask 'em after ten miles in his galashes, smashes stashes
Chip on his shoulder with a slip on holster
A clip, a folder and his grip on a boulder bolster
They supposed to know, it show when his aura glow
Get from out the row, when he get dough, it's horrible
Time is money, spend, waste, save, invest the fess
For ten K's, he'll cave a chicken chest S
Yes, y'all, the dub will get you trickles
The best ballers pitch in and rub to get her nickels
But, tut-tut, he 'bout to change the price again
It go up each time he blow up like hydrogen
Villain here, have 'em shrillin' in fear
And won't stop top illin' 'til he a gazillionaire
Grillin' stare, yeah, your boy had drama
Got 'em on a mental plane, avoided bad karma
Once sold an inbred skinhead a nigga joke
Plus a brand-new chrome smoker with the triggers broke
I thought I told 'em, "Firing pins was separate"
He find out later when he tries to go and rep it
Took a Jehovah money for a Arabic Torah
Charged in advance to translate it and ignored her, sorta
One monkey don't stop no slaughter
A junkie wanna cop a quarter-ton, run for the border
Know the drill, it ain't worth the overkill
Flow skill, still, there's no thrill
Fill a billion 10K bills in his pillow
Villain, when it gets realer, split the skrilla with—

>> No.54854998

>>54854861
>now to remove the eggsaregoodforyou pic from my collection now that everyone has seen this.

>> No.54855015
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>> No.54855017

>>54854781
Why can't govt just print more money without any of that buyback bullshit? Just print 20 trillion and that is, debt free?

>> No.54855018

>>54854810
they need their welfare cut. absolutely insufferable, at least the poors know they are abusing it, veterans think they earned it or deserve it for some reason.

>> No.54855022

>>54854995
Why is that the feds fault, banks can decide their own cash reserves, the fed in fact very nicely pays interest on cash held with them over the reserve requirement threshold, excess cash, which is a 0% requirement.

>> No.54855024

>>54855015
>why do they call it the widowmaker

>> No.54855031

>>54854615
This just means the government thinks debt it’s debt is underpriced. If your debt is too cheap, you buy it you don’t sell it.

>> No.54855036

Wait but the same govt who worries about the catastrophic debt also admits millions of illegals to the country. They all need welfare. How is that going to work long term?

>> No.54855046

Is it too late to get my finance degree and become a stockbroker

>> No.54855062

>>54855015
Almost time to slurp at $2 natty gas again

>> No.54855065

>>54855022
The fed has been taking an active hand in supervising the market for over a decade. The market had begun to expect the fed, and the Fed softballed how bad shit was going to get. I'll use an analogy
>Banks are Brats
>Fed is their tamer
>brats keep calling bullshit
>Fed doesn't rape their face
>now the brat did something stupid and died
>police arrive
the banks killed themselves, but the Fed didn't have to stand by and watch just giving stern warnings.

>> No.54855077

>>54855036
they also need infrastructure

>> No.54855080

>>54855036
It's rent-seeking behaviour, by allowing so many illegals into the country it allows them to solidfy their control over democratic processes as well as suppress wage growth.

>> No.54855083

>>54855031
They have to pay face value for treasuries.

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>>54854810
>>54855018
enjoy being worse than niggers, fags, and nigger fags. jews, even. you should take your hat off to vets and thank them for their service so you can have your tendies.

>> No.54855089

>>54855015
Bought at 3.15, glad I sold as soon as it went under 3.

>> No.54855093

>>54855065
But the global banks are fine, it’s regional banks that are fucked and held zero reserves. Average bank reserves held with the fed are around 10%, it’s not shitty regional banks holding that cash. I think it worked fine.

>> No.54855100

>>54855062
indeed, *almost*.

>> No.54855105

>>54855036
The black hole in government spending is health care and social security for boomers (literally over half, dwarfing military, education, etc)
Illegals are barely a factor

>> No.54855110

>>54854482
Non-issue, unless you're a big trader of illiquid parts of the curve: https://archive (dot) ph/kbxfI

>>54854872
>>54854921
This isn't new gigaprinting. Not even borderline "Not QE" Jewry like we saw with the Fed's BTFP program. It's Yellen swapping a 4 month bill nobody gives a fuck about for some 3 months and 6 months that actually trade.

>> No.54855116
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>>54854977
BOBO'S here to make a dollar out of fifteen cents
And let my balls hang like I'm on a toilet taking a shit
My style is all that and a big bag of chips with the dip (Drip)
Fuck all that sensuous shit (Drip)
BOBO represents intellectual violence
And leave you MUMUS holier than the Ten Commandments
Like MY BOBRO, BOBO shift with the ruck
If your "if" was a spliff, we'd be all fucked up (Word up)
No need to ask, "Who is he?" Son BOBO get busy
Scuff my Timbs on the boulevard on many rough cities
(Chicago, LA, any of 'em) BOBO WILL have to Norman Bate ya (Yeah)
BOBO loves ta hate ya cause MUMU'S a freak by nature
Can't wait to face ya, mutilate ya
Drink your style down straight with no chaser (Word up)
BOBO'S verbal combat's like a mini-Mac to your back (Uh-huh)
As soon as one of you MUMUS try to overreact (Blaow!)
The BOBO SQUAD love good confrontation or vamp (Word up)
Break your concentration, murder your camp (Haha)
For the jealous, overzealous, we fellas
Blow the the spot like Branford Marsalis (Bom-bom-bom, bom-bom-bom)
BOBO'S coming through and acting wild (Word)
Y'all commercial MUMUS better have a Coke and a smile
BOBO shot ya!

>> No.54855123

>>54855083
Doesn’t look like it, their buyback operations seem at a value of par
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/press/preanre/2023/BBDR_20230330_1.pdf

>> No.54855139

>>54855087
>some random highschool dropout with no other course in life went to a desert to promote legal butt sex
>this somehow produces tendies.

>> No.54855140
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54855140

>>54854487
The smartest play is actually to scoop up those 1 month t-bills. They offer ginormous yield because MMFs can't take even a little bit of default risk.

You're basically getting an extra 1+% APY to gamble on a 99.999%-not-gonna-happen scenario where, at worst, your repayment is in limbo for a day or two.

>> No.54855141

>>54855093
Most of the banks seemed to be concentrated in over-heated markets like San Fran on top of that. When those markets pulled back shit hit the fan for them. Global banks aren't nessecarily better off they just have a bigger moat of depositors you would have to run on. BoA in march was over 50% underwater on their securities. Instead of just pulling the plug on a couple key depositors to cause a run you would have to pull an order of magnitude greator number of depisitors to force BoA to run through those reserves and take on the book losses to torch their equity.

>> No.54855170
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54855170

>do you know who I am?
>I'm bobo green
>I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders

>> No.54855177

>>54854968
thank you so much, sir

>> No.54855176

>>54855123
Oh shit, that's not as bad as what I thought it was going to be.

>> No.54855178

futas rippin

>> No.54855182

I hate aftermarket trading with a passion.

>> No.54855183

>>54855089
>buy low, sell lower

>> No.54855191
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54855191

>buy low
>reverse split
>sell high

>> No.54855192
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54855192

TGA bros....

>> No.54855194

>>54855183
I'll buy back in when it goes below 2

>> No.54855203

>>54854861
What a rude thing to do to someone.

>> No.54855205
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54855205

>>54855139
>there are some flaws to it
>it didn't do me incredible sums of favor compared to how things would be if my country's military wasn't mostly based af and far beyond the rest

>> No.54855211
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54855211

>>54855192
Oh anon, scroll down.

>> No.54855213

>>54855015
Natural braps are going to zero.

>> No.54855216
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54855216

>>54855182
Thanks for playing and for your donation

>> No.54855219
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54855219

how much net worth do you need to have before you can have over 250k sitting uninsured in just a checking account and not even care?

>> No.54855221
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54855221

i agree with the other anon who said lobsters have souls, leon the lobster i cant eat any lobsters anymore how can a lobster be so expressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQoMowUN_2k

>> No.54855226
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54855226

>>54855170

>> No.54855229

>>54855219
251k

>> No.54855230

>>54855213
Go long on natural gas appliances. Some of the most effecient sources you can get at home/industrial unless you're Europe and chosen suicide.

>> No.54855235

>>54855219
Some people have that sense where no matter how much money they have, they wouldn't want to lose money and would always care.

Of course at a certain level of deposits you get, uh, perks from your banker (female).

>> No.54855240

>>54855219
most people I know with that kind of money have either spread it across 10 different banks or just own a shitton of rental property
do people really just let money sit unused in a bank account?

>> No.54855242
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54855242

>>54855219
Really makes ya wonder...

>> No.54855245

>>54855211
Yeah I'm retarded sometimes lol noticed after I posted.

>> No.54855255

>>54855245
Don't feel bad, it's a pretty retarded UI. The newest date shows up on top but the latest/closing value is at the bottom of that date's four separate rows.

No wonder our country's falling apart, we've forgotten fucking double entry bookkeeping.

>> No.54855259

All bobos are assumed to be vatniks, until proven to be jewish.

>> No.54855269
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54855269

>>54854971
>i blame warhammer chaos niggers
fucking chaos niggers

>> No.54855272

>>54855219
The rate things are going $250k is barely a 20% down payment on a home.

>> No.54855282

>>54855226
Kek it's a good thing moe is the evil one not bobo

>> No.54855296

>>54855219
This also includes payroll for businesses etc.

>> No.54855306

>>54854446
fat fuck should be euthanized and put into the "bio ovens" to power the space fleet.
we could reach the edge of the galaxy with all the fatties around!

>> No.54855321

>>54854485
SPX ~4350pts (-100/+75pts)

>> No.54855325
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54855325

What are we buying tomorrow?

>> No.54855336

>>54855325
Boy I aint buying, Im selling.

>> No.54855339

>>54855140
My broker doesn't off 1mo TBills

>> No.54855346

>>54855325
soxs everyone's shot their AI load this quarter.

>> No.54855354

>>54854748
>reducing government spending
Not in a million years

>> No.54855356
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54855356

Goyslopbros...
I went to Wendy's (NASDAQ:WEN) tonight and I'm sorry to report that the 4-for-$4... is no more.

>> No.54855358
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54855358

>>54854717

>> No.54855359

>>54854487
i did the same with my ira last week...tried to do my 401k too but vanguard mmf admiral shares were (((closed))) so had to do vtblx

>> No.54855361
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54855361

>>54854971
>earlier than the federal government can get its shit together.
>Implying that would ever happen anyway

>> No.54855368

>>54854482
They provided a source, right?

>> No.54855378

>>54854932
Calls. Everyone knew Apple would beat of course

>> No.54855381

>>54855361
I mean we're sitting at the danger zone of less than a month left until default. Before FRC the treasury announced it only had one month left of cash.

>> No.54855411

we crab tmrw

>> No.54855415
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54855415

>>54854780

>>54854780

>>54854780

It's still BoboDay nigga, AK nigga
Though I've short a lot, can't keep it open a lot
'Cause when I frequent the contracts that I'm known to cop
You hear the cries from the mumus when I'm on the block
Ladies they pay homage, but longs say bobo fell off
How nigga? Were at all time highs (Nigga)
They want to know if he still got it
They say shorts changed
They wanna know how I feel about it
(If you ain't up on thangs)
Dr. Bobo is the name
I'm ahead of my game
Still shorting SPY
Still fuck with the VIX, still not loving slurpers
Still rock my puts with a cuff and a crease
Still got love for the shorts, reppin' OTM puts (For life)
Still the FUD bang, still doing my thang
Since I left ain't too much changed, still

I'm representing for them value traders all across the world
(Still) Hitting them positions in them low-lows, girl
Still taking my time to buy the bottom
And I still got love for the market, it's the B-O-B-O

>> No.54855417

>>54855381
Protocol #20
The reforms projected by us in the financial institutions and principles of the
goyim will be clothed by us in such forms as will alarm nobody. We shall point
out the necessity of reforms in consequence of the disorderly darkness into
which the goyim by their irregularities have plunged the finances. The first
irregularity, as we shall point out, consists in their beginning with drawing up a
single budget which year after year grows owing to the following cause; this
budget is dragged out to half the year, then they demand a budget to put things
right, and this they expend in three months, after which they ask for a
supplementary budget, and all this ends with a liquidation budget. But, as the
budget of the following year is drawn up in accordance with the sum of the total
addition, the annual departure from the normal reaches as-much as 50 per cent,
in a year, add so the annual budget is trebled in ten years. Thanks to such
methods, allowed by the carelessness of the goy States; their treasuries are
empty. The period of loans supervenes, and that has swallowed up remainders
and brought all the goy States to bankruptcy.
You understand perfectly that economic arrangements of this kind, which have
been suggested to the goyim by us, cannot be carried on by us.
Every kind of loan proves infirmity in the State and a want of understanding of
the rights of the State. Loans hang like a sword of Damocles over the heads of
rulers, who, instead of taking from their subjects by a temporary tax, come
begging with outstretched palm of our bankers. Foreign loans are leeches which
there is no possibility of removing from the body of the State until they fall off
of themselves or the State flings them off. But the goy States do not tear them
off; they go on in persisting in putting more on to themselves so that they must
Inevitably perish, drained by voluntary blood-letting.

>> No.54855420
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54855420

>>54855325
whatever looks red enough with a high likelihood of returning soon to green

>> No.54855429
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54855429

>>54855417

>> No.54855436

>>54855417
A certain group is waging financial war on the mormons to collapse zion their bank. The mormon mafia cannot be happy about that.

>> No.54855437

>>54855356
its the biggie bag now for $5.

>> No.54855452
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54855452

>futures
hope you slurped

>> No.54855475
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54855475

>>54855452

>> No.54855479
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54855479

>>54855356

>> No.54855484

>>54855339
I know Schwab doesn't by default but you can tweak their treasury bond search to just be maturities in June and, bam, risk free 5.867% yield.

>> No.54855488

>>54855452
futures are always wrong

>> No.54855491

>>54855452
would slurp, sip, gulp, gargle, guzzle, inhale, lap up, quaff, swig, swallow any and all of her bodily fluids or other excreta

>> No.54855492

>>54855484
>5.867% yield
>annualized
...but you knew that, right?

>> No.54855504
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54855504

>>54855429
What also indeed is in substance a loan, especially a foreign loan?A loan is
an issue of government bills of exchange containing a percentage obligation
commensurate to the sum of the loan capital. If the loan bears a charge of 5%, then in 20 years the State vainly pays away in interest a sum equal to
the loan borrowed, In 40 years It Is paying a double sum, in 60—treble, and
all the while the debt remains an unpaid debt.
From this calculation it is obvious that with any form of taxation per head the
State is baling out the last coppers of the poor taxpayers in order to settle
accounts with wealthy foreigners, from whom it has borrowed money instead of
collecting these coppers for its own needs without the additional interest.
So long as loans were internal the goyim only shuffled their money from the
pockets of the poor to those of the rich, but when we bought up the necessary
person in order to transfer loans into the external sphere all the wealth of States
flowed into our cash-boxes and all the goyim began to pay us the tribute of
subjects.
If the superficiality of goy kings on their thrones in regard to State affairs and
the venality of ministers or the want of understanding of financial matters on the
part of other ruling persons have made their countries debtors to our treasuries to
amounts quite impossible to pay it has not been accomplished without on our
part heavy expenditure of trouble and money.
Stagnation of money will not be allowed by us and therefore there will be no
State-interest bearing paper, except a one-per-cent, series, so that there will be
no payment of interest to leeches that suck all the strength out of the State.The
right to issue interest-bearing paper will be given exclusively to industrial
companies who will find no difficulty in paying interest out of profits, whereas
the State does not make interest on borrowed money like these companies, for
the State borrows to spend and not to use in operations

>> No.54855506

>>54855492
Yeah, my point is if you have dollars chilling in an MMF for the next month anyway you can smugpost about your extra yield by buying the default-risk bills instead.

>> No.54855508
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54855508

if the govt bans short selling of banks what happens to my puts and the bear ETFs etc?

>> No.54855521

>SPY * DXY
We are on year 2 of the 10 year GOLDEN CRAB
Inlfation adjusted returns -> 0

>> No.54855529

>>54855479
off the menu at my local in PNW
i even asked and consuela said no

>> No.54855537

why wont they let you buy options on margin. how is it any different holding a negative cash balance because of stocks with options positive, but using stocks as collateral with margined options... i dont get it

>> No.54855543

>>54855508
puts should be fine because that's not short selling. not sure about the bear ETFs, they use stuff like swaps instead of outright shorting as far as I know.

>> No.54855547

>>54855537
only god's chosen people get to move beyond 3x leverage

>> No.54855554

>>54855547
Never mind I get it now. They don't count option value as 100% margin like they would stocka, they discount options.

>> No.54855568
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54855568

>>54855508
If they do that, then they're acknowledging that shit is totally fucked, and I'm liquidating my portfolio, bank account, and retirement to buy silver buried under my backyard.

>> No.54855573

do black people actually walk slower to inconvenience drivers or is it just my bias?

>> No.54855574

>>54855087
the troops haven't served this country in over a century

>> No.54855575
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54855575

>>54855508
Here's the announcement from last time, on September 19th, 2008: https://www.sec.gov/news/press/2008/2008-211.htm

Pic related is an arbitrarily chosen bank and its price action with lines bracketing the week before and the week after. So it likely won't be pretty, at least for a little while.

>> No.54855578
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54855578

>futures

>> No.54855582
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54855582

>>54855415
>Though I've short a lot, can't keep it open a lot
>'Cause when I frequent the contracts that I'm known to cop
>You hear the cries from the mumus when I'm on the block
HEAT...

>> No.54855586

Futures? More like
POOPERS!

>> No.54855588

>>54855582
love me some Dy Peppey

>> No.54855594
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54855594

>>54855586
The market will never recover from this.

>> No.54855599
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>Futures

>> No.54855601

>>54854780
holy fuckin based

>> No.54855608

>>54855529
move to the land of Nonpoz!
>>54855574
wrong, retard. our military just existing being what it is has kept incredible amounts of shit from occurring. it serves far more passively than actively.

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>>54855599

>> No.54855610
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54855610

>>54855586
MY SIDES

>> No.54855613

>>54855582
>not having an ice cold Bangs
shigs n' digs muh niggs

>> No.54855627
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54855627

MUH CURVES
MUH SPREADS

>> No.54855629
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54855629

>>54855599
>>54855611

>> No.54855631

>>54855608
9/11, ISIS attacks and general nigger violence were not and have not been stopped by the military. We could be like Monaco if it weren't for the military and black people leeching off America.

>> No.54855635

>>54855627
i spread your mom's curves last night

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>>54855599
>>54855611
>>54855629

>> No.54855646

>>54855631
those are tiny isolated, rare instances compared to what would have long happened without our military just being what it is.

>> No.54855647
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54855647

>>54855627
Collateral shortage. Everyone needs to rent Collateral NOW.

>> No.54855650

>>54854403
Hey /biz/lets,
Have you seen the NASDAQ futures ripping today? Must be hard not to, unless you're a total pleb. Guess we should have expected it, what with solid earnings, investor confidence, and decent economic data.
Don't get too cocky, though. Interest rates, geopolitics, and regulations are lurking in the shadows like the poorfags they are. So, what's your play? Are you riding this sick wave, or just sitting on the sidelines like a brainlet?
Remember, no one ever made a fortune without taking risks. Happy trading, losers.

>> No.54855655
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54855655

L O W

V O L U M E

P U M P

>> No.54855663
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54855663

>>54855599
>>54855611
>>54855629

>> No.54855666

>>54855646
lmao there is no solid evidence to suggest our military does shit to protect America its all just "they're doing Zero Dark Thirty sekrit squirrel shit please believe me we need to raise taxes you need to enlist and scrub toilets for General Welfarestein"

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>>54855663

>> No.54855673

>>54855655
Looks like your name is wrong again. Think you meant "Meltup"

>> No.54855674

FUCK COINBASE
FUCK CARVANA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54855683

wtf is going on in those webms
crbpajeet, answer for your people

>> No.54855684

>>54855673
>a low volume pump is bullish

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54855689

>>54854861

>> No.54855691

>>54855666
ok satanic utter tard

>> No.54855699

anime more like 'and i'm gay'

>> No.54855700
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54855700

>>54855647
>he doesn't download the rehypothecated version for free

>> No.54855701

>>54855691
keep simping for the homosexual welfare force that only serves as a wasteful jobs program to justify 35 percent income taxes

>> No.54855707
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54855707

>>54855436
>The mormon mafia cannot be happy about that.
The fuck Timmy gon do?

>> No.54855713

>>54855684
VIX back at 20 is bullish

>> No.54855715

will there be a pumpening when biden outlaws buying crypto and everyone panic liquidates to stocks?

>> No.54855732

>>54855573
Nah its because they are high

>> No.54855734
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54855734

>>54855647
No thanks

>> No.54855735

>>54855713
VIX is still climbing, you will regret not buying SPY puts for Friday, its going to be the biggest leg down of the year.

>> No.54855739

>>54855684
of course its low volume, no one can buy right now, the market is closed.

>> No.54855745

>>54855647
have some respect Jamie Foxx is dead

>> No.54855746

>>54854425
>This is normal, right?
it's the debt ceiling panic

>> No.54855751

>>54855739
People from the future are trading right now

>> No.54855753
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54855753

>>54855745
Big if true.

>> No.54855756

>>54855745
That's exactly the problem. His death *confirms* there will never be a Collateral 2.

>> No.54855758

>>54855715
There is no real money in crypto. It is just like the same dozen insiders with endless shell companies trading their imaginary casino chips for real dollars from idiots and pajeets.

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54855759

>>54855735
What time is the DOOMP?

>> No.54855760

>>54855751
dey terk our gainnnzzz

>> No.54855776

>>54855753
>>54855756
he died weeks ago they are pulling a Paul McCartney and installing Will Smith in his place as the new Jamie Fakkes

>> No.54855783

>>54855758
I did see the PEPE shills on /biz/ before it poomped... I think it was before... Maybe?

>> No.54855792

>>54855666
There's a valid point to this; our military is vast. Things that happen (iraqi, saddam hung,etc) only use a small portion of that. We've got enough nukes in one submarine alone to make this whole planet one big dust ball.

>> No.54855794

>>54855650
Reddit still doesn't understand macro.

>> No.54855803

>>54855759
30-40 minutes after open after the bull trap pump

>> No.54855805

>>54855735
I'll probably forget this post, but if you remind me tomorrow I'll laugh at you.

>> No.54855812

>>54855672
he's possessed

>> No.54855824

>>54855803
I'll be long the ATM straddle at the top either way. Thanks fella

>> No.54855825

>>54855812
>poossessed

>> No.54855834

>>54855824
Yw

>> No.54855851
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54855851

I'm down on General Dynamics. Please buy more military vehicles, anons.

>> No.54855864

>>54855851
if the government actually followed the second amendment id have my own abrahms tank but noooooo apparently the 2nd amendment somehow only applies to muskets.

>> No.54855865
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54855865

Invest in Canada

Canada has a future

>> No.54855891

>>54855864
did marvin heemeyer bitch about how he couldn't buy a tank? no, he got off his ass and built himself one

>> No.54855906
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54855906

Futes

>> No.54855922

>>54855864
You'd get an all-electric tank if it's mostly for driving around town.

>> No.54855946
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>>54855906
>presents

>> No.54855955
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>pasts

>> No.54855957

>>54855946
>>presents
game name?

>> No.54855964

>>54855864
watch the kino 80s movie Tank (James Garner)

>> No.54855969
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54855969

>natural gas futures

>> No.54855978

>>54855946
I would not be smoothbrained enough to die in any of these ways except the tire, that was just unlucky.

>> No.54855997

>>54855969
indeed

>> No.54856106
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>>54854403
>Over $1 trillion deposits withdrawn

https://youtu.be/tdfqYsCP7nE

Fuck me. Anyway I hope the Silent Hill 2 remake will be good.

>> No.54856171

>>54856106
>silent hill 2 remake
I have not heard of this but now I have something to look forward to. I'm currently waiting on news for when suikoden 1+2 remake is supposed to drop

>> No.54856185
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China would never have a banking crisis

>> No.54856193

>>54856106
>>54856171
back to your containment thread baggies

>> No.54856213

>>54856185
We'd certainly never hear or know about it if they did, or even if 50% of the population were decimated.

>> No.54856215
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>>54856193
I also forgot to mention that dune part 2 is coming out and I'm excited for that. Know your place lanklet. Hamchads like me discuss what I want when I want

>> No.54856234

>>54855865
Wat

>> No.54856248
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54856248

What’s going on in here?

>> No.54856257
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>>54856248
>stocks

>> No.54856269
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>>54856185
Too big to fail? Golden parachutes? What are those silly Westerners think.

In China it simple: if bank fail, CEO get bullet to back of head. Good incentive.

>> No.54856278

>>54856257
Lean hogs are way down too

>> No.54856292
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>>54856215
Looks good

>> No.54856305

>>54855957
Chinese Industry

>> No.54856306

>>54856269
public execution of fradulent CEOs should be the norm

>> No.54856317
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>>54855488
But they're predictably wrong

>> No.54856316

>>54856269
didnt they bailout evergrande? why didnt that ceo get executed?

>> No.54856318

I have too many stocks and not enough t-bills
however I don't have the heart to sell my stocks :(
i'll just put new money into t-bills for now i guess

>> No.54856322

>>54854873
Yes. It feels like everything is on fire, even though it's only about 1/5 of my positions that are actually breached. The ILMN money printer has also moved slightly in the wrong direction and my newest spread is out of the money.

>> No.54856325

>>54856305
>Chinese Industry
so that's how China's population is decreasing?

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>>54856292
Thanks for agreeing. I very much enjoyed part 1. Also thanks a lot /smg/ chuds, after DKNG mooning now they are trying to attach a 15x playthrough condition for their newest 50% deposit match. You chuds did this

>> No.54856331

>>54856316
Do you know who the CEO is?

Have you seen him alive?

>> No.54856339

>>54854830
>day of the rope
You'll kill the blacks and jews and yet you'll find nothing has changed because you still think capitalism works

>> No.54856342

>>54856318
Remember to buy the spicy bills: >>54855140

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>>54855452
Gee I wonder why so few are slurping, don't they know that reddit has SPY 420 calls for friday?

>> No.54856355

>>54856318
Are there bonds that are for straight men too?

>> No.54856364

>>54856345
Is volume actually low or are you comparing a partial >futures session to complete historical ones?

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>>54856339
>you still think capitalism works
Why is reddit leaking today?

>> No.54856384

>>54856364
Its actually this low no one has bothered to check but me

>> No.54856411

>>54856331
the founder, ceo, president of the company, and still a member of the communist party of china after receiving a bailout? yea hes been in the news many times before.

>> No.54856414

>>54855599
>>54855611
>>54855629
>>54855645
>Superpower by 2030

>> No.54856416

>>54856345
that actually is really low volume, not even memeing.

>> No.54856438

>>54856377
The fact of the matter is none of the political theory models really work. Capitalism, socialism, communism, monarchy, libertarianism, they all end up essentially being the same corrupt shit show.

>> No.54856442

>>54856416
I bet europe will come in and buy so our glorious american traders can dump on them.

>> No.54856450

>>54854446
Single handedly pumping McGoyslop's stock

>> No.54856457

>>54854468
Or they just hold a shit ton of puts

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>>54856411
We both know that's a body double.

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This might actually be a great time to long KRE.

Every clown has piled into the short trade and normies are no longer pulling deposits based on stock price movement - FRC dropping off the books pretty much zeroed out the Fed's emergency lending.

So if the banks have steady deposit bases, they're great value and due for a rebound.

>> No.54856523

>>54856506
the only regional bank i would buy is PNC. Fuck FHN and TD btw

>> No.54856526

>>54856506
If the media keeps reporting bank fud, the sky is the limit in terms of how many banks can fail.

>> No.54856540

>>54856526
But consider: it could be getting stale and played out (plus mobile banking means no good footage of people standing in lines outside branches). It's also politically inexpedient so everyone aside from Fox may get the tap on the shoulder not to cover it.

>> No.54856546

I was reviewing the yield curves leading up to the 2000, 2008, and 2020 crashes, and dear god are we fucked. We're in completely uncharted territory right now.

>> No.54856556

>>54856552
>>54856552
>>54856552
>>54856552

>> No.54856561

Watching mad money clips from tonight and Jim has declared that we've cleared the hurdles for the next leg up and that he's holding Apple because he liked earnings.

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>>54856506
A lot of insider buying

>> No.54856587

>>54856546
long guillotines

>> No.54856655

>>54856561
clear signal to short AAPL

>> No.54856740

>>54855647
He survived Tom Cruise but he couldn't survive the vax

>> No.54856848

>>54855955
I was really expecting a banana or some shit to flash on the screen right before the end

>> No.54857194

>>54854487
I'm still saving quite a bit until I see a 0x0 pump, the whole of last year was horrible with regards to finances, at least this one I want to have a good season of good luck