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54838196 No.54838196 [Reply] [Original]

>Go on first date
>So anon, what do you do for a living?
What do I say without sounding like a jobless neet?

>> No.54838203

Digital asset manager

>> No.54838206

Ok now this one I'm absolutely certain is a tranny

>> No.54838211

>Go on date
Why?

What modern woman is worth your time?

>> No.54838213

>>54838196
Professional booba sucker

>> No.54838231

>>54838196
She only dates Black men, sorry white dudes.

>> No.54838252

I am an aspiring milk truck driver. May I start with you?

>> No.54838261
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54838261

An investment Analyst at a boutique private equity firm (I manage my personal portfolio of $1,450 AUM out of my childhood bedroom)

>> No.54838264

>>54838196
thot connoisseur

>> No.54838284

>>54838261
hi waychel

>> No.54838289

>>54838196
>find a hobby
>get decent/good at hobby
>figure out how people usually monatise said hobby
>claim you make money on your hobby
Now you have your cover.

>> No.54838299

>>54838196
>alepicia starting
you don't want this one unles you're will smith anon.

>> No.54838328

>>54838196
>whatever I want

>> No.54838345

>>54838196
i'm a work from home accountant. i don't actually do a lot of work, so most of my day, between the hours of 9 am and 5 pm, it's spent niggerposting on anime image boards.

>> No.54838432

>>54838196
"I make money"

>> No.54838457

>>54838196
Foreign Media Analyst - I watch anime
Digital Portfolio Manager - I trade crypto
Home Security Advisor - I stay home all day
Graphic Designer - I make memes on MS Paint
Content Auditor - I consoom social media content and call them retarded in the comments

>> No.54838633

>>54838328
this and then ask her if she's a man or not just for the fuckin sake of it

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54838666

>>54838196
Pull your pants down. I'm gonna rape you now.

>> No.54838679

When I make it I'm buying a fancy sex doll. Fuck women

>> No.54838765
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54838765

>or WHAT?!!! You gonna hit me, ‘big man’??

>> No.54838787

>>54838196
I drive.

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54838894

I have had sex but it was with a woman. Barely worth it imo. I'm buying a sex doll. This is financial advice

>> No.54838933

>>54838457
resume updated

>> No.54838965

>>54838196
jfc i thought she was AI for a solid two minutes.

>> No.54838991

name

>> No.54839001

>>54838457
lmao

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54839100

>>54838457
oh did i forget to mention a
fashion stylist - i dress well

now if you’ll excuse me i have to go meet a real woman.

>Leaves and make her pay the tab

>> No.54839150

>>54838965
>btc on the bar shelf
>milk on tap
>scalp line too thick
>not AI
anon...