/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54829274
>works in mcdo at 70
>giving anyone life advice

>>54829274

>Bored of after retiring in my 2.5 million dollar home i bought in 1986 for $20,000

>Decide to go larp as a minimum wage employee and offer unsolicited advice to poors and zoomers

Another flawless boomer victory

>>54829274
Hope he gets killed by a feral nigg

Best part is he's probably manager or something retarded

>>54829274
>>54829363
Teaches people what NOT to do

>>54829274
Boomers are such retards and they have no hobbies. How the hell does someone simply not have a hobby?
>I can't find meaning in life unless I'm sucking off Mr. goldberg

>>54829274
So he doesn't have any children or grandkids to spend his limited time with?
I wonder why that is.

>>54829274
Wait until he finds out that all the wagies he ‘advises’ talk incredible shit about him behind his back and make fun of him daily

Reminds me of the time I had switched countries, couldn't speak the local language yet so I was working at a warehouse at 22. 50 year old locals that had worked at that warehouse for 20+ years took immense pride in it and took every single opportunity of bringing up their dedication to flex on us in our early 20s.

>>54829363
I suppose you didn't read the retirement part

>>54829897
>Humility lesson
>Brags how top-tier even knowing them is
>Brags how no-one else does what she does
Gentlemen, I think we can all agree that women were a mistake. God, next time give men three arms and one of them had a pussy instead of a hand. And we reproduce by wind-blown spores

>>54830175
>voluntarily working at mcdo as a hobby because he has nothing better to do, nothing else to enjoy, no one to spend time with
>gives people advice

>>54829274
>My job is my life
>What the fuck is an hobby ?
Why boomers put their job above everything else ?

>>54830209
>being this much of an arrogant prick that you believe you cannot learn anything from someone much older and wiser
i forget where i am posting sometimes

>>54830336
You could POSSIBLY learn from anyone and anything. How likely is it though?

>>54829897
She has a point though, I hate getting LinkedIn requests from people I either don't know or who I worked with but they were low tier wagies. It's not Facebook, the point is to add people who you can benefit mutually with.

>>54830370
Nothing you do in your career is unique or useful

Imagine having some boomer lean over your shoulder while you are trying to do your job giving you "life advice".
Wagies must suffer.

>>54830387

>>54830387
Wrong, I have made software that does things nobody has done before

>>54830336
Given that its never been easier to make it to your senior years, that really doesn’t mean much anymore. And considering boomers royally fucked the whole planet up they’re some of the last motherfuckers anyone should take advice from.

>>54830336
Found his childhood friend

>>54830180
>reproduce by wind-blown spores
That's a legit strategy. Fungi will outlive our species.

>>54829274
god i hate boomers so much it is unreal

>>54830370
I hate that too, especially because I'm a business owner and 70% of the people trying to connect with me are trying to sell me shit services I don't need, but it's next-level psychopathy to write a manifesto to the guy. Just delete and move on with your day.

hey kid, if you play your cards right,
you can land a sweet mcJob in your twilight years.

>>54829274
Irl Ronald

>>54829274
Why the fuck would I listen to him? Hes 72 and works at fucking McDonalds...

>>54830416
Bill Gates is that you?

>>54830336
>working at mcdonalds at age 72
>wiser

>>54829274
lol are you me

>>54829897
how can I get a gf like this

>>54829363
Everyone came here to post this.

>>54830416
wow dude youre a shoe in for wage slave of the month. better tell all your mutal wage slaves on wagebook!

>>54830028
Your grand kids will have their own lives to live and wont be spending every day with you. You'll need to fill all that time with something.

>>54829274
There's nothing worse than working with people who don't need to work
Since they don't need the money they just treat work as a social club to gossip and make work more difficult for everyone else
At least there's some camaraderie in working at a shit job with other losers who are desperate to keep their minimum wage job

>>54834321
almost everyone is a wage slave, might as well be one of the highest earning, least intensive ones. who wants to interact with NEETS and poorfags anyways?

It's the McDonald's specifically that gets me. I could somewhat understand Home Depot because he likes tools, or an autozone because he likes cars, etc. But fucking mcdonalds of all places?

>>54829363
Jesus you’re fucking retarded. It’s no wonder why you’re on /biz/

>>54834555
>be me
>on biz
>no lambo
>asking wen lambo everyday

wen lambo

>>54834555
checked
>>54834701
what if I told you there is a Lambo that's actually a sensible investment and not a liability

>>54829274
Os euthanasia legal in Australia? I'm just wondering if we could crowd source something maybe for the younger staff he'll be
>"educating"
as opposed to doing what he's supposed to be doing, which is making burgers.

>>54834735
well depends, if my spending is mostly on pussy, if owning a lambo can reduce my pussy costs, its actually making me money in a way

>>54834735
shit forgot to ask wtf is that picture, why does it say zero tax?

>72
>looks 90+
the life lesson is be smart enough not to have to work menial jobs by the time you're of retirement age

>>54830336
It's not prehistoric times anymore, older doesn't equal wiser in the modern day where every retard can live to be 72.

>>54829274
If I was a wagie at mcdonalds and some old fuck was trying to teach me life lessons whilst i'm flipping burgers then I'd probably end up kicking his shit in

>>54829363

>>54830008
>Boomers are such retards and they have no hobbies. How the hell does someone simply not have a hobby?
I work a trade job, youd be surprised how common this is. Its so bad that on their days off, theyll come to hang out at the job site because their life is fucking empty

>>54834863
>older doesn't equal wiser
They kind of lost that touting feature after year 12 of having a company laptop that they're still struggling to figure out how to turn on.

>>54834828
>>54834838
if I spill the beans now you are going to blindly ape and just end up as bait for the mev bots
remember 0 tax means you gotta lower your slippage
surely you can figure out the rest by yourself

>>54835069
ser i KNOW that with 0% shitcoins u gotta keep the slippage to a minimum

>>54829274
He's also a large scale methamphetamine distributor

>>54835224
bullish?

Based. When I retire, I plan to become a teacher and brainwash students into becoming open border hyper futurists

>>54834927
is there a way to get boomers into video games, I think it would help them.

>>54835026
>>54834863

>show up to work 7am shift at golden arches
>clock in
>turn around to go to drive thru window 2
>*block your path*
>Hey Anon, how are we doing this morning? :) Oh great :)
>What station are you working today? :) Ohh great :)
>How was your weekend? Oh, great to hear :)
>Any plans next weekend? Oh, that's great.
>My girlfriend and I did that one weekend 50 years ago....

>>54834927
It's not just a boomer thing. A few years ago I was a manager at a pretty big bar/restaurant in my city. I'd have so many of my zoomer employees hanging around the bar or come to the restaurant to get food and talk to their coworkers on their days off. Had one show up on a weekend she requested off and I was just like "lol why are you HERE?"

>>54837685
Sounds like the type of hardworking loyal employee zoomer this boomer wants to hang with

>>54829274

Honestly this just reminds of the that old guy from Shawhank Redemption. Too institutionalized by the time he retired, desperate to go back to McDonald's.

>>54829274
it must be because he is old, people like that sometimes get bored and prefer to do something "new" with their last years of life, I can see myself doing that when I turn 70, or just lying in my bed playing the games I am buying with PLEB

>>54830180
>>54830370
>>54834106
She suffered for this. The organizations she worked for disowned her and she had to delete all of her social media accounts. In the end, the boomer lost.
>https://www.cleveland.com/business/2014/02/job_bank_head_kelly_blazeks_sc.html

>>54829897
say what you will this boomer goblin makes some good fucking pasta

>>54841536
I want to make her my wife

>>54834106
>>54842782
oh my god go outside retard

>>54829363
In all fairness he could give valuable information what not to do to avoid ending up like himself

This is indirectly trying to give boomers an alibi when they run out of retirement money and need to go back to work. There's no other reason for this article to exist. It's not that they're unrepentant financial failures or brain damaged retards, no...teehee...they're just "bored ;)." Fucking incredible.

>>54829363
He does it for fun, dummy. Not because he needs the money.

>>54829274
Boomers are so fucking cringy it’s unreal. Can’t they just volunteer to unfuck the mess they are leaving behind? Nope they’re there to keep holding wages down instead

>>54829363
>reading comprehension
Zoomer retard moment.

>>54830209
>retard.gifv

>>54834555
>says he bizraeli

>hylic with no hobbies opts to return to menial labor as his life approaches its end
sobering