/biz/ - Business & Finance

i dont think i will

>implying my bank allows me to take more than tree fiddy at a time

>>54824365
Telephone

>>54824430
this. it isnt even your money lmao

>>54824365
THROW MOLOTOVS AND FRENCH POLICE

>Implying i dont have 99% in eth already

>>54824365
I've already had <$200 in my account for years now, all in crypto fags, imagine having dogshit fiat

>inciting a bank run
I hope you're not American, op

>>54824490
>she
what a lame meme

>>54824508
Nice high five brother we got another.

>>54824516
my mom

>>54824365
I've maxed out my credit cards in anticipation of this. It's going to be glorious :)

>>54824508
drone me if you can glownigger!

My bank suddenly changed. I logged into the app and it's a different bank now with a different name. It said some online accounts may not currently be working. Luckily, mine did. Slight concern.

>>54824365
Already did. Who knew it was such a pain in the ass to withdraw $20k of my money. They were acting like I was fucking stealing it.

>>54824631
Nice "sources"

>>54824648
poor lil hat tribe members!

>>54824648
are you going to invest or just stash it? I don't really want to withdraw mine because I wanted to keep some in savings.
>>54824678
I'm not just making stuff up anon, US bank became Union Bank
https://www.usbank.com/union-bank.html

>>54824365
No. I don't think I will.

>>54824700
>US bank became Union Bank
oops, I meant the other way around

>>54824707
>No. I don't think
must be easy for you

>>54824389
i might

>>54824700
Did you bank with Union Bank because the previous owner was a subsidiary of Mitsubishi? Weeb.

>>54824813
Yes. No. Maybe.

>>54824365
Only convert what you want to preserve

>>54824508
Do no question my authority goyem!

>>54824782
You aren't nearly as funny as you are dumb.
>Verification not required.

>>54825017
MOOOOM! He said me well on forchin!

>>54824700
I haven’t decided yet honestly. I would like to purchase something that will hold value a little better than just cash. Was thinking PMs but premiums will fuck me pretty bad.

>>54824365
late, my ass has been wiped out of existence, the only thing I can do now is go back to investing in some shit here, I'm using 0x0 but it will take months for me to get back to the economic and mental state I was in before

>>54824648
Wasn’t that hard for me. I just told them I want $15k, they told me I have to wait two weeks, I said “nope I need my money now” and they scrambled to put it together and had me sign an acknowledgment. This was like the Monday after the first bank went under though so maybe they weren’t that worried about it yet.

>>54825964
Premiums on gold are only like 1-2% on anything other than coins.

>>54824884
nice stack anon. Ive realized recently that the 'small denomination' anons were correct.

I've got some big bars but not many small ones. Issue is, very soon my big bars will be over the threshold where one must provide ID, and thus one defacto must pay capital gains. and if /hyperinflation/ aktually happens there's gunna be a lot of "capital gains".

TWO FAILED BANKS?!

Jokes on you, I don't have any MONEY

no fiat, no assets in my name, no income, 7 figures of debt. I don't even have a phone in my name. I don't even care enough to call a trustee and file bankruptcy, it's a lot more fun knowing some faggot collections officer is sitting at a desk looking at my IG stories trying to find out where I am.

Debtmax and laugh at the rats stuck on the wheel.

>>54824365
>inb4 someone calls you a schizo chud
Unicorn startups do this all the time, they dont keep cash in the bank. Instead, all their funding is in investment accounts that are still yours after a bank fails. Really makes you think

>>54824365
Already did it, but I bought a random memecoin called NEZUKO that's getting a lot of attention lately and I had to take the dip, or maybe I'm just a simp kek