/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54820588
WETG is the next China scam mega pump by the way

Is momentum investing dead

Markets going lower for longer

All in dividend stocks in a Roth IRA?

there are still people slurping stocks, and still slurping bank stocks kekek

got a shortlist here

Nice job slurping the whole thing, now I can feel less bad about closing my short a bit too early.

>>54820628
Yes I bought 25 shares of SPXL at $71.50 today.

>>54820612
Nope. never will be.
>>54820613
what happened? I didn't finish watching, it was too long...

>>54820653
Bear rips her head off, very tragic.

>>54820631
>New York Community Bank
>54% exposure to CRE.
But why?
>hurr durr RE only goes up

>>54820631
This will be worse than 2008 if we lost every non TBTF bank on that list. USB or PNC alone would devastating, let alone all of them

>>54820612
ATOM working since last week's earnings. +70%
ATLX working since end of Feb. +500%

>>54820623
The only weakness is that you'll be able to retire long before you'll be able to pull without tax-penalty, imo.
These fucking 21st century nigger traders can't see a fucking gift horse shitting on them for their need to believe that cheaper money is the only way a market gains.
Fucking cannot fathom ever building real wealth for trade, and think that handouts are their future.

bobos party's over
back to home now :(

Getting off the floor:
>Discretionary
>Industrials
>Materials
>Staples

Not getting off the floor:
>Energy
>Financials
>Healthcare
>REITS
>Techshit
>Utilities

I think were going back to 3600, maybe even 3300 by fall.

everyone I know is short on cash, there is no money to pump the market

crank yanking

This is the 2nd fakest "pump" I've seem on SPY. Tell me that shit isn't manipulation

I'm hungry, I'm thinking about having a steak for lunch.

>>54820631
Single data point. What matters is their entry, not their holdings. Did you back check this on WHEN
>New York Community Bank (f.1859)
invested in those properties?

Congrats to all the bulls today

criminal pump today

>>54820737
That shit isn't manipulation, you're watching the US market while Cap-Ex stocks like CMI and CAT are on track to record Years as literal global providers. You're smoking your stupid obsession with cheap cash, and not seeing cheap production is how you actually eat.

Are we slurping again bros?

Tonight is the last we'll see of LUMN.

>>54820783
I heard CAT is going to use artificial intelligence to increase profits by 479x

And tomorrow morning WWE will pull the market up 10%.

>>54820631
NY bancorp next?

Friendly reminder, trust no one

PPT riggers in da house

>>54820837
what about serena?

>>54820847
least of all

>>54820799
What will they name themselves after this centurylumen?

Dead thread

>>54820623
I'm not sure, actually.
After you hold the shares for two months, the dividends will be "qualified," so, at the federal level, they'll get taxed like long-term capital gains rather than income. That's a fairly low tax rate.
>But even if it's a low tax rate, dividends are still getting taxed, so it's good to put them in a Roth IRA or 401k or whatever to avoid that, right?
Maybe. But if your Roth IRA is loaded up with dividend stocks, it's not well-diversified. Statistically, dividend stocks tend to be bigger, older, value rather than growth, more likely to be in the utilities/financials/etc. sectors... so it's not a good cross-section of the overall stock market. So you'd expect lower long-term returns, meaning you won't be taking full advantage of the Roth IRA's tax features even if you somehow balance it perfectly with your taxable accounts.

MOMMA HELP ME I'M LEVERAGE TRADING AGAIN

>>54820918
That's a problem for their new owners: JPMorgan

I hate the dax so much, why am i bag holding in it

Geez, oil really cannot catch a bid.

>>54820809
They beat estimate by 23%. They beat last Q by 14%. Both Non-GAAP. GAAP Q123 beat last Q422 by 35%. GAAP Q123 beat last y Q122 by 31%.
Dumbo line tracers are incompetent leaders, and will always want the easiest, and will destroy themselves because they only see greater fool.

They're propping this market up with all their might. Absolutely pathetic on the Fed's part calling the PPT

>>54820799
I want the source link thanks

I feel more comfortable with the markets going up into FOMC not down, but this market is messing with me. This price action is making me doubt my position and indicators with WHAT IF. WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF....

A complete mindfuck.
fuck you crab!!!

24 hours till Fed time.

>>54820958
I think they only compile and post the handy dandy pictures on their Twitter, not the main site: https://twitter.com/eWhispers

fucking clown market what the fuck just die

>>54820942
Just stick with Rheinmetall because that's a cool name.

>>54820984
>the opening drum beat of Black Betty plays in the distance

>>54820799
They've been going for years, why will they stop now?

>>54821033
I dunno, I just wanted to make an ominous post.

>>54820968
It’s not really the sign of a healthy market when we’re all hanging on the words of >>54820984 is it now?

>>54820847 the chad volume side part vs the balding girl center part >>54820861
Side parts are combined over for women

>>54821002
Rheinmetall ag is a comfy hold

reminder to buy all dips in this irrational market.

>>54821042
>side parts are for boomers
why does Gen Z wilfully try to look ugly?

>>54820984
>>54821010
>>54821039
>20 hours until Service PMI

Gonna be a fun Wednesday.

>>54821045
Tell that to the FRC buyers.

>>54820968
The economy is doing great, inflation has shown hard signs of being checked, real productivity is the watch-word, we've seen signs of real break from previous business cycle theory, and changing global conditions suggest that a change in the FED's tactics to the FEDs overall Strategies may be on the horizon.

>>54820942
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/02/warren-jayapal-urge-fed-to-stop-raising-rates.html?__source=sharebar|twitter&par=sharebar

>>54821061
it's halted

Oh fuck, 0dte ramp broke.

>>54821039
Nope and it's been this way for some time. Gone are the heady days of market reactions to things like US/China trade relations. Now it's all Fed stuff.

I AM BEING BOIL'ED ALIVE BROS

NiggaTown status?

>>54821088
>The lawmakers pressed Fed Chair Jerome Powell to “avoid engineering a recession that destroys jobs and crushes small businesses.”
PLS STOP THE LINE WILL GO DOWN IF YOU PERSIST ;-;

>>54821135
Well you sure as hell ain't in Crackaville

BREHS

>>54821088
um. lmao.

>Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts and Reps. Pramila Jayapal of Washington and Brendan Boyle of Pennsylvania, raised their concerns about the Fed’s monetary policy strategy
what other strategy does he have?

>>54821045
Sure thing. Once we hit 3850 I'll start slurping

>>54821188
Warren and crew want Jerome to let inflation sore.

>>54821088
Are they going to just pretend that inflation doesn’t disproportionally hurt poor people, or do they think things will get better when the Russia/Ukraine war ends in 3 years once Ukraine is bombed out and depleted and Russia is a failed state that’s collapsed and has nukes disappearing left and right?

>>54821088
>Rep. Pramila Jayapal

Sir, please be doing the needful and DO NOT REDEEM the rates

>>54820588
If we went into recession with 10 percent deflation, how much would my fixed maturity bonds cost? I think I'd be extremely rich quick

>>54821208
>sore
soar

If this market closes around zero... bros please, don't let the crab win

>>54821088

feels like a nostalgia fap kinda day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4

SCHD bros I thought we were safe

>>54821188
Powell noted that at one time full employment was less important than inflation, and that under his office it was his intent to see them equally, if not more facing toward employment.
What that actually means, I don't really give a shit, because right now I'm looking at a US economy that is seeing all-time-highs in productivity in vehicles, power generators, and parts for these two necessities of modern life.
Which tells me that all kinds of facilities in the US and globally are seeing business opportunities. Which tells me that all kinds of business will be undertaken making all kinds of goods and services.
Which tells me that the Ichans of the world who can't see past their instinct to fuck it if it moves, will have to watch as inflation gets beat by actual human productivity.

>>54821088
>beg harder
>worms.

>>54821247
You'd get extremely poor extremely quickly because that would kill the budget and, therefore, the treasury market. For years. It'd be over.

>>54821067
Those are weak arguments does not deter my bearish position..

I'm more concerned about markets going higher before we drop. I don't want to bag hold...

There is also a massive confusion in bearish/bullish sentiment.

Bulls think everyone is bearish. Bears Thinks everyone is Bullish...

But the VIX tells me everyone is BULLISH. there is ZERO FEAR in the markets. CNN greed and fear index was at GREED, and we may need to head over to extreme GREED before we crash. That is what is messing with my HEAD.

fuck joe biden

>>54821322
Nice ESL or stroke mid-sentence. You already are bag-holding, you're focused on markers instead of the market.
Unless you can explain what that actually measures, it's a fucking toy.
The number of businesses that will be raising Divies is going to go up this year, is my suggestion to you. That means tax collection goes up, that means money in the economy goes down, that means inflation goes down domestically, and that means we're that much closer to you getting a possibility of cheaper lending.
But I don't play cash on cash, since I think eating and having a family and car and dog and home, etc. etc. is really more of a central goal to having cash, and people who live on cash alone will have no teeth shortly.

Getting ready to slurp INTC once it goes down to $10.

>>54821247
If we went into recession with 10 percent deflation, your fixed matured boobs I mean milkers I mean boobs I mean milkers I mean boobs I mean milkers I mean boobs I mean milkers I mean boobs I mean milkers I mean boobs I mean milkers I mean bonds would go down

>>54821091
I mean the people who bought when it dipped to $8. Or when it dipped to $6.

reeee

>>54821419
>recession with deflation
>ever
lol
lmao even

>>54820847
>what about serena?
serena is cuter but neither of them have titties
6.5/10

>>54821435
Its halted

>>54821435
lmao what happened to them?

>33% of my net worth is now tied to PACW
Let’s see what happens

>>54821489
Most likely outcome is that you lose 33% of your net worth.

>>54821088
Jerome Powell is a Republican playing the long con. Slowly tank the economy during a Democrat's presidency so that a the people blame Biden and a Republican gets back into the White House

All while insider trading muni bonds so he can get rich himself

>>54821374
Again those are weak arguments.

I care about the Central Banks, Liquidity, Ctas, Quants, Hdfs... Shit that actually control and moves the markets...

There is a huge BEARISH divergence between QQQ and QQEW.

It's a matter of WHEN not if. I'm trying to time the markets which worked out great last year. This year not so much......

>>54821500
Checked and correct

>>54821188
See pic

>>54821091
it's delisted lol

>>54821247
your money would be wortless because the US defaults on its interest payments in any environment other than questionably high inflation

>>54821467
They learned a valuable lesson and are much wiser now, right?

>>54821419
Based malfunctioning bot.

>>54821513
Again, you're trolling so I can write your shitty blog for you.
You've been given all the information from my posts on what is going on and what you're going to see. You're a fucking 21st century zoomer faggot who is, at best, going to miss the first 25% jump. Good thing, you're clearly at least attempting to pump more info, so you might see it for what it is.
Good luck with your ESL classes, they're working out for you.

So what's with today's Jewish price action?

>>54821510
>Tfw you remember Trump saying interest rates were too low
He was fucking right

>>54821188
>what other strategy does he have?
Dont worry about that.

MOO MOO
CAPUTULATE

GUSH now?

Is it a bad idea shorting Ford before earnings? I would go for buying something, but with such a vix index I'm not going to buy anything.

>>54821709
>yo chicken is underwashed!
F is terrible, theyre getting plagued by recalls & low sales. I wouldn't.

>>54821709
You want a /biz/ answer or an answer?

>>54821698
No. DRIP is going through the china shop.

>>54821698
Look at WTI futures right now. The time to buy GUSH is then the number there is colored green.

Wtf happened today?

>everybody but IT people slowly getting forced back into the office now that companies can't justify their giant leases on their buildings

>>54821776
FOMC is now in session

>>54821638
I distinctly remember Trump REEEEEEE’n every time the FED threatened to raise rates as it would crush his boomer/booming egoyomy that inflated the richest 0.0001% net wealth with cheap money only they had asset to

>>54821745
The latter

>>54821709
Ford has and will continue falling hard in quality, while simultaneously outpacing their competitors in price. they are discontinuing popular models for EV'a which best case will be a worse Tesla. outside an F150 there is no reason to buy a ford.

>>54821776
People are worried about more bank failures.

POWER HOUR, LESSSFUGGINGGOOOOO

>>54821744
>F is terrible, theyre getting plagued by recalls & low sales. I wouldn't.
>>54821709
shorting Ford

Aight lad, thanks.

>>54821785
Browns have to be watched or they'll fuck off. Women have this problem as well, offset by their neighbor watching their children. The more Brown or women hired, the more in-office work will be necessary.

>>54820588
dubs and I'll get drunk (again)

>>54821822
fr

>>54821822
no

>>54821833
checked

>>54821797
True
>Leading up to the Fed’s three cuts last year, Powell admitted in July during his semiannual testimony to Congress that officials didn’t get their estimates right, adding that joblessness can go much lower than officials initially thought without stoking inflation. That revelation also meant that interest rates were restricting growth more than officials thought. That’s something Trump had been claiming all along, with the claims appearing as early as April, before the possibility of rate cuts were even on the Fed’s radar.

>>54821785

That is it boys. Pack it up. We crab into close.

>>54821811
The sector should have already told you.

Honking

>>54821833
Based. What’s on tap?

>>54821797
Yeah you're right, the past few years have been a blur man

>>54821833
Geonbae!

>>54821875
One of the symptoms of long-term RADAR (microwave) exposure is foggy thinking and memory problems.
You might be a new Microwave Burrito thanks to 5G!

>>54821776
Fed meeting leaked the Senior Loan Officer survey. That said a bunch of regionals are contracting credit, so KRE tickers collapsed, and the rest of the market realized we have only begun the banking crisis.

>>54821871
>tap
Funny enough, TAP is kicking ass today. Who knew that was the play rather than BUD puts?

Loaded up on WING with my winnings from those SPY puts I played yesterday. Bring on the solid earnings.

>>54821902
This would be an inopportune time to fail US businesses. If Powell is not simply a Bankster tool, that would be good to remember. Unfortunately what was true of interest rates under Trump, are no longer true under the Pedo wearing a diaper because he has to this time.

>>54821322
>But the VIX tells me everyone is BULLISH
What about VIX1D being at ATH?

>>54821940
Inflation's at a 5 handle, unemployment's at a 3 handle. He'll hike and drive more failed banks into the arms of his shareholders (JPM, BK, etc).

>>54821776
The market is grossly overpriced and needs to correct to around 3200.

>>54821943
It literally has been existing for a fucking week.

>>54821900
I think it's just the weed

Lol I was just at the grocery store and saw some guy wearing a fleece with the logo of some penny stock company I once made money swinging

>>54821972
And it's at ATH.

FED should just hike 200BPS and be done with it

then hold those rates for the next 5 years

>>54819513

Sure enough a new product is made to fit a new market paradigm. Volatility will be the new game of the decade as the fed plays whack-a-mole with debt/credit creation/destruction.. hopefully you have learned the Tao of Leverage and know how to short and ride options for hedging this Volatility.

>>54821968
FED will pause and hold.

>>54821970
3200pts on the SPX are a physical impossibility without a global cataclysm or system error.

>>54821698
Gushy wet wet

>>54821609
Anyone who is bearish is trolling.. Anyone who disagrees with you is trolling: You are a bonafide idiot.and a MORAN...

Look at the RBA. They paused interest rates last meeting then HIKED again....


Also take a look at the gamma, you faggot

>>54821995
Futures have a hike tomorrow at 85%. That's a lock as far as Fed behavior.

Only Allah knows what'll happen between now and the June meeting though. Miss me with those gay signaling word games though.

>>54821995
Nah he’s definitely hiking tomorrow, just look at the market rallying right now. He would rather hike as expected and then wait to see what happens next month than have a surprise pause and then watch the market rally with inflation spiking again

>>54821982
Well it is at most a week away from all time low as well then.

Is JPM REALLY a fortress?

I'm losing my ass here someone do something!

>>54822025
I discard these betting odds by addicted gamblers on withdrawal as meaningless.

>>54821968
If this was 2017 and the US was generally respected, that'd be a thing. If this was 1999 and the US was the only game in town, I'd say yes.
This isn't time to feed Dimon's dreams of Rockefeller.

>>54822036
No, it's actually a bank. Jim Cramer got things wrong AGAIN.

>>54822032
>then watch the market rally with inflation spiking again
That's exactly the goal.

leveled some hedge shorts nao, starting to long again slowly

>>54821943
vix itself is trailing indicator it has no sentiment value, there are other things for that

one flew over /smg/'s nest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31wMXDS1Lkw

>>54821995
>
imagine believing this when it's almost 100% certain that global banks are colluding with the fed to consolidate power.
You will only have one global bank, and you will be happy.

>>54822047
You shouldn't, because this late in the game JPowell always goes with whatever's priced in.

>>54822053
Abandoning the inflation fight when policy is just barely, arguably, maaaaybe neutral would do far more damage to the dollar than Zion bank going under.

There was an anon spamming these threads with his dividend portfolio a couple months ago. Anyone remember him? I’m getting ready to start taking the dividend pill and I remember thinking his portfolio looked pretty solid.

>>54821302
Wait are you saying Bonds aren't safe... isn't that where all the institutions are hiding right now?

>>54822089
Do you mean KO boomer? Or Canadian-banks anon? Or...

>>54822089
ZIM
PBR
JEPI

>a massive wedge is forming on costco

what does this mean?

>>54821995
Nope. 25 boop.

>>54822130
Uh, pizza?

>>54822010
All it needs is to revert to the p/e mean.

>>54819835
breddy gud

>>54822032
You missed his last speech on the topic.
He said, like half a dozen times, that there was a good chance of pausing after that Q hike. That the rest of the year would likely be a pause, with a possibility of a late year hike.

Ukraine was a huge shift in global needs, the idea that Russia is openly talking about nuking Europe, is a shift. Cash being too hard to get will reduce the ability to get remedy to Ukraine, and to the US troops who will be increasing readiness. Combined with Dedollarization, there is reason to let US buyers get capital, most specifically in industry, and secondly in certain real-estate sectors, imo. I haven't quite nailed the real-estate, that's gonna be more granular.
Let them take group vacations to save fuel. Send them as teams to various countries to sell products. Sell shitty ground to foreign Browns that might have an EPA violation unseen.

>>54822100
yeah but bonds past decade or so move with stock market they are no longer hedge. so might aswell just buy spy

>>54822130
>a long two year pattern
Big breakout coming desu

>>54822137
COST pizza is the best goyslop

>>54822139
Y tho?

>>54822167
idk jets pizza deep dish is pretty good

>>54822162
Loaded up on VOO with every dip so yeah.

>>54822168
So we can buy cheapies.

>>54821995
greatest faggot ever if he does this

>>54822167
>Big breakout coming desu

to the downside?

>>54822010
but it's all digital?

>>54822209
>he has never heard of physical VIX
lol,
lmao even

So is every fucking regional bank insolvent?

>>54822199
since the previous trend into the pattern was up it's likely to continue up. Americans just love consOOming at COST too much.

>>54822174
you can't beat the price of their slop...
>After joking that “lightning just struck me” after he got the question — a reference to the $1.50 combo’s mythical status at the company — Galanti said that it will always be other parts of the business that are keeping the hot dog’s price in the same place it’s been since 1985.
>“Some businesses that are doing well with margin ... those things help us be more aggressive in other areas, or, as you mentioned, hold the price on the hot dog and the soda a little longer — forever,” he said.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/26/costco-cfo-says-hot-dog-and-soda-combo-price-is-forever.html

>>54821970
1200-1300.

So line go up or down tomorrow?

>>54822220
Every bank is, if you run on it. That's the point of taking deposits and then lending them back out at interest. Do we need to show It's A Wonderful life on Saturday?

>>54822236
down to the fucking ground nigga

>>54822220
EVERY bank is insolvent.

>>54822218
We were talking bout SPX

>>54822223
God bless that man. Post the quote where he threatens to kill someone for even thinking about raising the price of the hotdog, please.

>>54822236
both

>>54822260
Well, what's the SPX comprised of?

>>54822253
Wash your left hand. You have the ability to use soap. Use it. The fact that the left side your keyboard is a darkbrown smear, is not accidental.

>>54822255
Even fucking US bank is dumping fuck.

>UFAB
Damnit I should have listened

Kek I'm starting to think Robinhood is going to protect BUD. Just tried to buy a put on them for their upcoming earnings call and I even offered the full ask price and my order is pending, and when I try to cancel it I get this. Meanwhile my money is still tied up in it. That fuck I only put gambling money in this account. What a turd of an app.

>>54822236
crab city

>Oil
I'll never trust a sand nigger again. Thankyou Saudi prince I hope you slip & fall on your pair of scissors

>>54822297
Anon, BUD won't report this Q losses until August. They're 4 months behind on Q reports.

So the play was selling my BOIL and swinging PACW today. Why the fuck do I always second guess myself

>>54822223
I love COST, got my way through bidenflation on cost.

>>54822330
Oh... Well I suppose I need to adjust my order

>>54822336
>>54822265
>>54822223
COST is the very definition of the American CAN DO attitude.

>“I came to (Jim Sinegal) once and I said, ‘Jim, we can’t sell this hot dog for a buck fifty. We are losing our rear ends.’ And he said, ‘If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.’ That’s all I really needed. By the way, if you raised (the price) to $1.75, it would not be that big of a deal. People would still buy (it). But it’s the mindset that when you think of Costco, you think of the $1.50 hot dog (and soda).

>“What we figured out we could do is build our own hot dog-manufacturing plant (in Los Angeles) and make our own Kirkland Signature hot dogs. Now we are doing so much hot dog business that we’ve opened up another plant in Chicago.

>“By having the discipline to say, ‘You are not going to be able to raise your price. You have to figure it out,’ we took it over and started manufacturing our hot dogs. We keep it at $1.50 and make enough money to get a fair return.”

BGAVF
CGOLF
CRTTF
DCHRF
GGLXF
NVDEF
NULGF
WVMDF
MRZLF
Microcap gold and silver explorers.
Get the fuck in here!

>>54822290
I don't consider myself a doomer, but I do remember the 2008 preamble.

it's over
>>54818320

Anyone playing AMD?

>>54822354
>Asian fingers typed this
Which flavor, not really important since it distills to Jealousy.
Try working more than 1/2 day/week, faggot, you could be like us.

>>54821247
Sauce pls

>>54822378
>4hours ago
Priced in

>>54822349
oooo thus be it eeeever
where freeeee men shall staaaand

>>54822241
This. No bank can survive a run on deposits.

>its news to anyone that a bank survives on its deposits being there

>>54822403
I'd pay $2.50 for a braut and soda. $3.50 for a braut and soda with sauerkraut.

>>54822451
>>54822436
We need to hold the media accountable for this ducking bullshit
>makes inflation worse by constantly reporting it
>makes banks disappear by constantly reporting it
I never really cared or paid attention until these last few months. Reality is truly what ever the media says it is. Wow.

>>54822281
garbage?

>>54822380
yes, hold me after hours

>>54822297
it'll buy after the crash

>>54822318
what did he do?

>>54822479

>>54822156
Everything you just mentioned is a Biden, McCarthy, Schumer, and Yellen problem, not a Powell problem. If those four want to get together and fix the dollars problems on the global stage, that’s on them to do it. Powell doesn’t give a shit that Argentina has run out of USD and is now begging China to help them, that’s on Biden, McCarthy, and Schumer to figure out, just like the Plaza Accords. Powell can’t fix everything by himself, Congress and Biden need to do their jobs too

>>54821977
was probably me.

Is BUD a buy now, or not until the next earnings call?

did you know that dance classes are like 95% women, they are literally starving for males in dance classes

See I'd go to dance class, but im a shy dweeb who would rather stare at charts all day and calculate how to MIN/MAX my RPG characters

dont turn out like me, go to dance class - there are literally dozens of women in one class and they had no male partners

>>54822536
You live in Seattle? For as many people here that claim to hate lefties, all of you niggers seem to live in Seattle.

>>54822553
Dancing is fucking stupid

>Job openings hit their lowest level since April 2021 in a sign that the Federal Reserve's efforts to cool the job market through interest rate hikes is paying off.

>The latest Job Openings and Labor Turnover Survey, or JOLTS report, released Tuesday revealed 9.6 million job openings at the end of March, down from 9.9 million in February. In April 2021, they stood at 9.3 million.

>>54822560
lol no

Man I am a fucking retard

>>54822560
Not our fault that this is where all the jobs are.

>>54822568
Women are fucking stupid

>>54822568
And that is exactly why there are so many women and no men lmao

>>54822586
BASED

>>54822586

>>54822533
No, changing those conditions externally, then you're right.
But seeing those conditions coming and what they will do internally, those remain in FED purview. Dedollarization is going to increase USD speed globally. The effects to internal US will be based on their buying power internally. Which is also a place where the FED stands. They took the printing power from Congress which would have done this in some fashion, when it still had time and brains.

And I don't expect him to fix everything. The free market is supposed to do that. His primary job is keeping enough cash in the market to keep people employed, and keep bubbles and depressions from forming. There will be a price-out of US dollars for foreign held USD.

>>54822479
>Reality is truly what ever the media says it is.
That's not true of everything, but yes, it's true of self-fulfilling-prophecy things like bank runs. Media people must love social institutions like banks and elected politicians that are inherently vulnerable to loss of faith because then they're vulnerable to the media.

>>54822586

>MOC IMBALANCE 2.2 BLN SELL-SIDE.
Uh oh.

How is VIX so low?

>>54822586
Teri Hatcher. What a piece of ass

>>54822168
Presumably the "risk-free" bond rates get really tempting at a certain point.

>>54822583
Well not for long. Lol. Lmao even.

Rate my boomerfolio
50% tlt
25% jepi
25% sgol

who's worse; BOSTIC or BOSTICK?

Hmm I don't like this at all.

>>54822255
Except for the narrow bank.

Which the Fed rejected lol

>>54822671
One can only hope.

>>54821977
Credit Suisse?

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54822701
waiting till earnings come in.

>>54822380
Via physical SOXS.

>>54822701
got raped

>>54822719
I like amd and want nvidia to fail.

>>54822701
>-1.08%

>>54822548
I don't think you understand. A large chunk of Budweiser drinkers are never going back to buying their products every. This is the damage that a roastie can do to a company and is why women shouldnt be allowed in the workplace. After the tranny debacle the retards decided to patronize everyone by running a country ad like everyone would just fucking forget. The executives in that company are fucking retarded.

>>54822747
I just want the advent of civilization-destroying AI to be marginally delayed.

>>54822701
>financial collapse in progress
>bailouts imminent
>rape hikes into the foreseeable future
>but ended green
Doing okay.

>>54822701
-0.73%

>>54822701
-5%

>>54822548
>Buying queer beer
I'm...proud of you, anon. Good for you. You're making a very brave statement.

>>54822773
Feels like you can pretty much just short anything and win at this point.

>voo down
it's all over

>>54822701
-0.3%

>>54822767
Yeah ditto. I've given up on trying to short semis but I hope all that ai shit crashes and burns

we will be red after the rate hike but then will pump for like no reason for several days to slightly new highs then dump and continue to crab for months

>>54822701
+36%

This is so stupid it's gonna recover by open tomorrow, fucking hate this aftermarket Manipulation

>>54822701
>Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
pic related

>>54822820
>cutting off the ticker
Come on, anon, don't hold out on us.

>>54822837
>>54822820
>Mkt cap

>>54822701
Lowered my cost basis some more, someday I'll be able to write calls that are above my cost basis AND make me some actual money.

Why is SBUX and Ford tanking on an earnings beat? Not a retorical question as I'm not invested in either, just curious

>>54822867
That makes it sweeter. You know there are maybe like 50 dudes, tops, all getting crushed. It's very personal despair.

>>54822837
GFAI?

>>54822871
Is this a larp? Buying and holding a decaying ETF?

You'd be better off shorting SOXS

>>54822883
That looks like it. They deserve this... 47% after hours dump, for taking a ticker reserved for a Girlfriend AI company.

>>54822883
its down even more afterhours if so
-47% AH
Anon getting reky

>>54822747
Dangerously based.

>>54822895
Supposed we economically stagnate.

CPI: 10%
SPY: 10%
SPXL: 28% or whatever after expenses/chop

>>54822899
I wonder what fucking news hit because God fucking damn its closing on on ATL.

>>54822878
something about their EV possibly losing 3billion$

>>54822878
Probably terrible outlooks because loans and credit cards are getting pricier. That means Dale skips out on the ultra deluxe edition F-150 and Stacy pulls back to only essential expenses (rent, yoga pants, makeup)

>>54822944
AI is dead.

>AMD

Haha, whoops.

>>54822895
Why would it be a larp. It only decays if the market overall goes down, but I think that the market goes up overall more than it goes down.

>>54822974
WTF did Yellen lie to us?

>>54822963
B-But... I haven't made any money on AI...

>>54822974
Aggressively stupid article

>>54822878
>why is Ford tanking
Should be a rhetorical question at this point. Shit company

>>54822640
10 is a low vix, not 20

>>54822984
>I think that the market goes up overall more than it goes down.

>>54822974
Almost like the Bongs are Jelly and honestly miss that the US isn't an externally functioning empire.
Poor lads. The Church of England does still teach Thou Shall Not Covet?

>>54822992
She technically isn't lying, there is evidence only after corporate real estate prices collapse.

>>54822878
>>>/o/26593210

>>54822992
> did Yellen lie to us?
Her job is a professional liar...so maybe.

>>54822878
WTF I just did business with SBUX.... TODAY!

>>54822763
I’d be very pleased if there were actually consequences to this shit but it will all be forgotten about by Memorial Day.
Nobody cares about the Gillette ad anymore either

>>54823004
Sure we've been crabbing for a while but a year and a half isn't all that long of a time period, in the grand scheme of things. And what am I going to do, sell at a loss and pivot into SPY? I can't really even write that many calls with the capital I've got if I sold everything.

>>54823065
She literally has no choice. If she comes and out and says shits fucked, there will be additional bank runs.

>>54823077
>Nobody cares about the Gillette ad anymore
I switched to a safety razor around that time, I haven't looked back but that's just because they're so much better

>>54823089
I bet what ever back CNN, Fox, CNBC have their business operating accounts at won’t have reports of run. Any bets?

>>54823113
Based. Merkur gang.

>>54821785
She has cute feet.

AMD (AMD) 0.6 / 0.5629 5.4B / 5.3B

>>54823122
Any bank ** fucking phone posting

>AMD: -3.67%

>>54823122
Big5 is that you?

>>54822971
Lmao soxx bag holders, I am so deliciously ready for NVDA to mention AI 400 trillion times at a rate of 30/nano second and their stock still tank.

>>54823089
dont let it get to that situation then, like why the fuck do we have a central bank? just to bail them out I guess?
https://youtu.be/AdvDR7C7TiY?t=87

>54823152
>54823152

>54823152

>>54823150
Nah, at 160+ P/E they have to pull out all the stops. Get real flashy. Have some ChatGPT artificial voice shit mimic the CEO for the opening statement.

>>54823152

>>54823150
Nvidia stock down more than amd. Ah, ya love to see it. I hope nvidia crashes and fucking burns for their complete shit fucking gpu pricing

>>54820601
What's the rationale?

>>54823344
Algorithms finding similar price, volume, and ties to the Chinese central bank

>>54823358
Your own algorithms or did you find this somewhere?

>>54823426
Algo trading forum on 6chan

>>54820942
comfy Rheinmetall poster still around?
hier für immer

>>54822640
0DTE
I have a feeling things are gonna go nuts when we have a blood red day

I'm retarded. Diversification is supposed to be free lunch and lower risk (low correlation assets) while increasing returns but then why do people say that 100% stock portfolio beat a mixture of bonds/stocks in the long term? And that bonds only serve to lessen the dips the equities take from time to time.
Are they just extrapolating historic data? Am I the retard or are they the retards?