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54819480 No.54819480 [Reply] [Original]

Let's open up some shorts and make some fucking money on here for once, losers.
Which bank is next?

>> No.54819490

Yes please. Fuck gambling on crypto

>> No.54819509

>>54819480
>Which bank is next?
jewnited states of niggers bank

>> No.54819517

Every medium bank will fail.

>> No.54819528

I'm gonna slurp this dip like you wouldn't believe

>> No.54819584

>>54819480
Lol please mr chuddie. We get it. You save your money instead of actually growing the economy. This crash you keep screaming about is never going to come. You are too afraid to be a participant in the economy. And you shouldn't be rewarded for it. You are going to be left behind well the rest of all the normal people in the world get ahead of you. And that's fine. The world needs it's slaves to keep working. You will always be one of them. Keep saving your pennies!

>> No.54819607
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>>54819584
>>54819528
>>54819490

This board glows. :)

>> No.54819610

>>54819480
Every single one of their tweets are exactly the same
>reddit spacing
>heckin emphasis on le last word with a PERIOD (because it's super serious guys)
It's just bear cope they've said the same shit for 3 years

>> No.54819656

>>54819528
Worked out well for the people on reddit who went all in on first republic. Lol.

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>>54819607
ve must protect ze board from ze glowies

>> No.54819693

>>54819480
damnit, click on the tweet so we can have a direct timestamp of the tweet before you screenshot it.

>> No.54819830
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Looks like these are the next domino's to fall.

All in shorts on Citizens Financial (ticker: CFG)???

>> No.54820465

>>54819830
>Zions Bank
Oy vey!

>> No.54821465

>>54819490
ill stop gambling of crypto is Nilo fails. Still got some time before they release so I got some faith left in me.

>>54819517
>>54819480
It's still bizarre to me how Americans think putting their money on some tiny no name bank is a good idea. In my country (some shithole don't ask) we got like six banks max and I've never heard of any of them failing. Idk it sounds like this is the industry where monopolies should be a thing, at least you won't risk your money dissipating and getting some government assistance in return

>> No.54821492

>>54821465
Yes we do have a little too many of those just trying to make a dent into the industry (yes, banking IS an industry)

>> No.54821506

>>54819830
>-30%
Damn that's fucking brutal. Can people just take out all the money they got there and leave before anything truly bad happens or do they pause transactions/redeeming requests?

>> No.54821540

>stock drops
>gets (((halted)))
>free market
honk honk

>> No.54821550

>>54821506
That my friend is something they do. It’s known as a holiday.
Where the c suite pulls their money out and then closes the bank that very same day.

>> No.54821570

>>54819517
Chain reaction will throw all into oblivion. Politicians will need to safe their finance pals with helicopter money.

>> No.54821593

Deutsche is too broke to switch to systems that would save them money.

>> No.54821604

>>54820465
>Zions Bank
morman, as in Zion valley Utah

>> No.54821702

>>54819480
JP Morgan. Think about it, no one expects it in the slightest and that's why it'll happen.
Just make sure to close that short position in time to buy ammo and supplies for the downfall of civilization after.