/biz/ - Business & Finance

>crude oil crashing even with production cuts
>lumber crashing with housing stocks at ATHs
>indices in a bubble from megacap AI hype
>debt ceiling crisis by June
>student loan crisis in the summer
It's going to be a long and painful road to the bottom mumu

>he baked

Green IDs make it EOW

First for

insiders are dumping their bags. sell. sell fucking everything. this is the big one.

>Market closed
>Credit crisis
>Krugman comes to power

Baking

Why is TLT going up?
Is the interest rate hike just going to be paused?
Or is the money running to 20 year bonds?

DIE ECONOMY DIE

Can you dickheads stop FUCKING selling?

>>54818719
thanks!

I have a $50 YETI giftcard, what should I buy.

>/gme/
Bamboozled me again.

>>54818726
$50 worth of tendies

>>54818726
I got a tumbler from them I like. Are they publicly traded?

Buy.

>>54818718
For once, we might be in the right timeline

Eh hem
Fuck jannies
Trannies arent real women
And 9/11 was an inside job
And an american tail DID NOT hold up sorry don bluth

LETS GOOOOOOO BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54818762
based

>>54818709
aaaaaaaaaaaand thers my cue to close my shorts

>>54818699
Is there a good simulator for options? I'd like to get into it but I'd prefer to simulate for a while and get some experience beyond the theory. I usually don't fuck with options. The most I do sometimes is leveraged ETFs

STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT

>>54818753
Yes. Wouldn't you know, the ticker is YETI.

Seriously dough why is the market pooping all over itself today wtf mang?

I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I RAPED YOUR MARKET TODAY
AND IT
DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS IT'S RED

somehow bear market returned

ITS TIME TO BUY FELLAS

THIS IS IT

ITS TIME TO BUY

So what the fuck is going on? I’m down 50% YTD already and this day is just making shit worse.

>TA doesn't wo-

In hindsight, it was plain as day.

>>54818776
You shouldn't be shorting stocks anyway, just buy treasuries

Everyone is getting heemed makes me feel happy

Say it with me, /smg/:
SOUND AND RESILIENT

>>54818799
But it never got defeated

>>54818801
Look at the moving averages and ask yourself again.

>>54818786
The jews are doing a lil something

>>54818810
to heck with you

>>54818713
roll

>>54818726
dog bowl for reesees poofs and other goyslop

>>54818786
That's the problem. We don't know. Logically something big might be coming up cause regional banks cratered again a day after Jamie Dimon said the crisis was over but who knows? Could end up like Deutsche Bank

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>>54818776
Yeah I bagged gains on 75% of my shorts. Leaving 25% open. Sold all my UVXY. Bought some GUSH and BOIL. Comfy day

>>54818811
checked
SHOOP AHHH
SHOOP AHHH

Reminder to bulls that Jim Cramer will ridicule you when the market crashes

>>54818836
Oh yeah I bought some PBR too

>>54818811
LOUD AND BELLIGERENT

STOOOOOOOOOP

PLEASE GOD STOOOOOOOOOOOOP

IS -85% SINCE 2021 NOT ENOUGH????

>>54818699
Hahahahahahaha you dumb fucking idiot mumus how are you betting against a contraction in M2????

3600 soon

>>54818780
yes, tda thinkorswim has a paper trader that let you trade options and complex option strategies - you need to deposit $500 to your account to enable live prices (but afterward you can withdraw it and you will still have the live prices - if you don't want to keep any money there)
it is the best way to practice / learn options, by far

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>54818776
What a tragedy, finally getting paid a tiny profit on some shorts only to close out the winning position just before the big one hits.

>700 fucking points in 2 hours
Goddamn

I'm betting on Amd 98c after making substantial profits on my spy puts
Why not
Green if pls

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

THREAD THEME

I stepped out for an hour and a half. what the fuck did you guys do.

>>54818816
and never will be

TAKE EM ALLLLLL OUT

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE BULLS GOT DAT DER EXUBERANCE

>>54818854
SOXL?

>>54818882
I sold, duh

senior software engineer here. i work at atlassian and its fucking looking bad anons. i overheard a meeting about a few vcs exiting their liquidity because of the declining market share. short atlassian corp for free mula. its going to collapse

in4 EU aftermarket SLURP

>>54818699
Potash a substance used in gardening and industrial-sized farms. Throwing it in the air will create a cloud.

>>54818882

apparently a few more banks are having mild problems

>>54818911
Nice, thanks for the alpha right before earnings

>>54818911
could I go to prison for insider trading using this info?

>>54818911
Finna report you to the SEC enjoy your 2 year vacation at Leavenworth

What happens if it breaks 600?

>>54818923
Wrong. Our banking system remains sound and resilient

>>54818905
U

>>54818913
>DAX actually down on bad news
Weird

I meant aftermarket GULP

give me 1 (one) good reason why I shouldn't slurp this dip?

>>54818699
>log into account. - 3.03%
Not doing this today. I’ll be at /toy/ if anyone needs me

>>54818764
>>54818804
Today is literally the first rational move in a while. I went full in uvix cause I can't realistically picture institution going unhedged in a FMOC meeting.
I got fucking heemed on monday (-10k) but kept my shares. today I'm up 20% on uvix. that was completely predictable in a non-clown market, which today i seems to behave. but mang you have to stand those Vix manipulations

>>54818868
Thanks

>>54818961
I still lost 2k, cause I had a hard stoploss (barrier) at 16k.It was actually yesterday cause the market for DAX was open. And I had birthday yesterday. I should have done 16020 oder 16040. So stupid, 2 of my 9,5k I won this year gone. Gonna NUKE this son of a bitch from now on.

>>54818952
Don't you get it? This is it.

THIS.

IS.

IT.

>>54818964
We’re phasing out fossil fuels completely by 2035. We will have no need for oil.

>>54819002
What is "it"?

>>54818923
Check Truist.

My puts are finally printing

Is this Tetris

>>54819002
I wish. It's gonna be a clown pump tomorrow

>>54818946
It’s an anonymous image board. Quit being a pussy. I’m going to short the shit out of it

>>54819003
holy shit thats it, Im buying! thanks

What do we do about $NRGU?

>>54818961
I don't even think it was because of the news. Everybody knows ECB are fuckin pussies and will remain at 25 bps despite 50 bps being what's needed. Despite strong and resilient banks (what they say). We simply reached overbought territory and earnings weren't that great, only better than anticipated (Which was low) and in comparison to q1 2022 (when a war broke out). Compare Q4 2022 of most compneis to q1 2023, and almost all worse revenue.

buddy check BBBY computer lmao

>sell long before market shits the bed
>it shits the bed
>it recovers
>go short before it shits the bed
>it shits the bed

Damn, making money is so easy.

>>54819049
time to GULP

>>54819003
I’m not sure how this would work, but you know how they hunted whales to produce oils before oil was descovered underground? Couldn’t we farm whales for renewable oil.

>>54819054
>shit the bed
that's an american or anglo saying I assume. Has it to do with dying? As a person shiting the last time for death in the bed? I mean, wtf?

>>54819003
>We will have no need for oil.
how will we make deep fried chicken

>>54819059
The japanese ate all the whales, none left for oil.

>noooo we're back where we were 3 sessions ago and 8 sessions ago
>how could this happen to us

>>54819076
Yes ESL it means Mumu goes into slaughterhouse.

you just know this gay fake dump will turn around today, recovering most if not all losses.

Here comes the reversal.

>>54819076
sometimes your crazy girlfriend just shits the bed.

>>54819095
I believe

YOU PUSH IT

you were supposed to sell and may and go away

>>54818713
rolling

stop fucking slurping holy shit just let it die

>>54819124
say that again I dare you bobo

>>54819094
Electronic Sports League?

>>54819097
k

>>54819096

no it's a dead cats bounce

>>54819136
msnbc and bloomberg told the boomers to do that. follow suit!

>>54819124
wtf I see the merchant rubbing his hands

The line is going up wtf??

>>54819059
Look up Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act and you can see just how serious the government and American people are about phasing out carbon emitting energy sources in favor of green renewable energy. We’re sick and tired of being held hostage by Big Oil as they poison our planet for past, present, and future generations of Americans.

Wait, we're healing after EU close. Was it EU crushing the burgers today? (just kidding, that's impossible).

t.EU

what is he thinking right now bros?

Alive cat leap we're going up baby.

>>54819161
kek baggies

>>54819161
50 bps, the pain is not enough

>>54819161
>g'yard I hope the pharmacy has my penis cream in before closing

>>54819161

>>54819161
he's thinking about brainerd booba

>>54819161
>what is he thinking right now bros?
https://youtu.be/T0BlXy3Roj4

>>54819161
>Goddamn inflation fetishists ruined my fucking life

>>54819185
now that booba isnt around, powell can now focus on one thing. saving the economy.

tfw i bought the generational bottom 15 min ago

>>54819161
The usual

>>54819156
Cope + seethe. Oil runs the world. Sucks to suck

>>54819161
"just read the script powell... god I hope nobody notices that I've no idea what Im doing"

MY DOLLAR BILLS ARE LITERALLY CRUMBLING BETWEEN MY FINGERS AND TURNING INTO YUAN

>>54819161
Probably BBC railing Lael while he watches. Fucking cuck

>>54819156
I just want cheap oil not tranny solar powered by homos

>>54819211
Tomorrow will be giga green

wtf Gordon Lightfoot died
short Canada

MUMU'S Were back baby

BUY BUY BUY BUY

A friendly reminder that inciting a bank run is illegal.

Stock manipulation is illegal.

Spreading information you know to be false, or sharing a rumor you believe false but as fact for a stated goal is libelous and illegal.

>>54819278
Says who?

>>54819278
too bad I can't read

>>54819156
Oil in one form or the other has been essential for what, close to 200 years? Probably will be for another at least, but it’s difficult to predict that far, you know

>>54819283
If it would say somebody it would be state. The question is, does it say it?

>>54819278
lmao bank runs are fun, though. who wouldn't want to join in the fun?

>>54819250

check my amazing meme lines on 1min nasdaq chart!

>>54818911
It's only insider trading if you act on this information. By disseminating it here it's now become public use information meaning we can use without being held liable to insider trading

time to visit bbby reddit

>>54818713
Roll

>>54819278
Everything propped up by the mainstream gestapo media is lies and manipulation though?

>>54819278
It's only illegal if you:
1. Get caught
-or-
2. Are poor

Rules for thee and not for (((me)))

Why is it going down? I thought we had a robust dark roast economy with karmella swirl?

>>54819278
Do people do that? Just go on the internet and spread misinformation?

>>54819359
They went to the Super Mario movie and saw the Little Mermaid preview and realized they haven't experienced enough pain.

Did another bank fail? What the FUCK is going on with bank stocks?

slurp time

gold pumping and I sold all my gold miners one week ago

>>54818859
More like 3200, then recovery to steal mumumoney, with 2600 coming in the fall

>>54819381
Short ladder attack on da joos.

>>54819329
godly ta anon ngl

>>54819381
US is PEAk late stage cap. Now your fuckin small banks are dying. In the end there will only be megacorps. You vill be slaves, eat bugz and so forth. Stop trying to spread your disease to europe.

Why?

Hmm maybe I should have waited to buy ANET, scooped 7 shares at $141 but it keeps creeping down. I’ll scoop some more up EOD.

>>54819278
>crash the US economy
>blame it on """""disinformation""""

>>54819381
Another 25 bps tomorrow will crush them all.

>>54819401
get hammered nigga

>>54819416
uh buddy,
You should probably check credit suisse computer
and deutsche bank computer

SELL IN MAY AND GO AWAY

IN THE EVENT OF SOMETHING HAPPENING TO ME
THERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO SEE

>>54819433
The economy is fine

>>54819439
Isn't them buing FRC assets already against regulations? lmao

>>54819458
I literally lost my job.

>>54819433
Is that pic photoshopped at all? He looks like skeletor

>>54819476
He's fucking 80 on top of presidents aging 10x as fast.

>>54819475
Ok dude

>>54819440
slurp slurp motherfucker

Watch Amd go to 110 tomorrow
I'm a hot bitch, 10/10
Dubs

>>54819475
Same fren.

lmao

>>54819469
Not if you're the majority shareholder of the Fed.

>>54819476
He is on enormous amounts of meth. Not even joking. It's how they beat back the dementia long enough for him to read his lines.

>>54819513
Oh wow that's alot

>>54819401
What is that thing?

>>54819475
McDonalds is hiring, probably

>>54819502
Eat shit, shill faggot. Biden has completely destroyed the market and the economy. He is, without exaggeration, the worst president in US history. Worse than Jimmy Carter, and worse than those pre-Civil War presidents.

Gold up, stocks down. Start getting used to reality, Mumu.

>>54819537
>What is that thing?
A slurper

>>54819537
>go from $200k a year to $10 an hour
t-thanks Biden

>>54819381
More rate hikes and regional bank shareholders are mad that the Feds can simply wipe away all the liabilities of regional banks and give a big bank like JPM all the juicy assets with no expectation to pay off any of the liabilities. Citi doesn’t want to grow anymore, and Wells Fargo isn’t allowed to grow, so expect Bank of America to eat the next regional bank that goes down

>>54819544
go get your neet bucks readjusted. honestly the comfiest years for me. completely gave up contributing anything to anyone after they punished anyone responsible with money in 2020.

>>54819544
Second best potus behind James Buchanan

>>54819441
I knew it was right to pull my 5k out of there. That's what they get.

>>54819544
What world are you living in? Jobless rates are low, inflation is lessening, not sure if you’re a troll or what.

>>54819412
thanks

head and shoulders formed now on 1min chart (nasdaq)

pic related

No pivot. No soft landing. Sticky inflation. Debt ceiling shit show. This is gonna be mayhem.

VIX1D ATH

>>54819598
>inflation is lessening

kek

>>54819606
>two more minutes

>>54819585
It's not enough to cover rent. I have to move back in with my mom in another state at 30. Biden literally ruined my life.

>The year is 20XX
>The Banker Wars continue.
>The Hegemon of JP Morgan, Chase, & Rothschild continues his campaign against the Grand Duke of Bank of America and Schiff.

>>54819598
Dude the layoffs only just started

forgot to post this yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gdbo97NlWc

>>54819278
Peter Thiel going down for his role in the SVB run, then?
If not, I'm not worried.
YOU sound worried, though.

>>54819626
my apartment is literally free. go get a housing stipend.

>>54819619
>no tradeable ticker yet that I can just buy at open and sell at close
it's literally free money

>>54819278
Most reddit post

>I’m sorry I apologized that it was fine and the crisis was over

>>54819598
Fuck off, shill. My company laid off 20% of their workers because of the shitty economy.

I am pleased with this reversal
Maybe it'll lead to a more brutal downturn at 1
Cheaper Amd calls
Gorlock is pleased. I'm a bad bitch.

>>54819640
There's no such thing here.

>>54819657
>implying the derivatives would dumbly follow the daily cycle
it would be priced in

>>54819660
We're higher than when he apologised though aren't we?

>>54819665
The reality is that you were overpaid working a useless job that contributes nothing to the economy. But sure, blame everyone but yourself.

>>54819278
>>54819639
Without hindsight knowing that all the depositors would get bailed out, how was Thiel supposed to not pull his money from SVB? If the Feds told him “too bad, so sad” and capped the insurance at $250K, he would have been fucked

>>54819679
what state? I'm sure everyone has it, I'm in florida.

>>54819598
Jesus christ there are still people like this out there.

>>54819614
How is this bear gonna sweep his claw from top to bottom without paws?

>>54819629
This. ChatGPT will rape the shit out of meme jobs.

>>54819688
Bullshit, I made them tens of millions of dollars.

AND WALLAH, WE'RE BACK!

>>54819702
It's not available here and I'm not giving out more personal info to the army of mentally ill trannies seetheposting in this thread.

>>54819278
Friendly reminder that I'm a free man endowed by God with the ability to speak freely and defend myself from state action by tyrants that wish to restrict my speech

>>54819711
I knew this was AI with these hands

>>54819736
dangit

i'm a britbong noob
noob as in i don't have a brokerage account yet or literally anything
how do i buy internationally diversified index funds and ETFs?

>>54819688
Deutsche Bank made more profits than estimated and wants to cut jobs further. Greed has gone wild.

>>54819614
>Debt ceiling shit show.
you don't think they're going to default do you? they do this shit every year.

>>54819278
I have free speech

Suck a fucking bullet. Come to my house mr fed and ill blow your fucking head off after your mangled corpse tries to open my grenade rigged door.

>>54819736
no problem then. just one more free apparently for someone else then.

All in on Dividend stocks in a Roth IRA?

>>54819691
Thiel went public, telling everyone to pull their money out. He did, in fact, incite a bank run.
No worries, nothing will happen to him. So, as I said, I'm not worried.

>>54819625
kek

>>54819745
You are correct, insane brown bears didn't really go on a stock market exchange rampage (yet).

Anyone have that NYT graph from yesterday showing how the amount of assets from this year's bank collapse is the same as 2007's?

>bottom found
>buying programs activated
>full retracement in progress

>>54819712
The economy does not run on dollars. It runs on output of real goods and services. Productive labor.
Excessive rent seeking is a massive contributor to the current issues. There are far too many administrative jobs.

No one trusted my flawless analysis of the market.. you never listen..

>>54819842
>The economy does not run on dollars. It runs on output of real goods and services. Productive labor.
Neither are true.
The economy runs on debt and debt creation.

>>54819826
my kike dad told me we are about to enter a financial shit show and a lot of people are about to lose their shirts.

>>54819709
Stop making fun of the bear. He lost his claws in the dot com crash.

>>54819844
you drew a weird line that wasn't even straight mate thats why

>>54819844
Care to tell us where the bottom is chief?

>>54819076
damn you are retarded

>>54819381
If you had been following the yield curve inversion youd know that they have been screaming "more bank failures to come" for awhile now. This is just the beginning. In fact, I bet you that SVB and FRB failed first on purpose because they knew theyd get a cushy handout. The rest of the banks that fail later on wont get shit.

>>54819884
It was in October. You missed it. Next one? I dunno prob like 3800

Gap filled, slurp time


https://youtu.be/-8Cs7Tf33xk

>>54819156
You are the carbon they want to reduce and can easily do so by bricking your EV in the middle of nowhere. Carbon as a pollutant is a meme to gain power. You people are retarded and know jack shit about science

>>54819826

>>54819912
3200 in late June early July, then recovery before crashing to 2600 in the fall/ winter

>>54819156
Anon there is a floor on oil prices. At a certain point it will be used globally by developing nations to industrialize, things like renewables and green energy are hedges against oil scarcity. G7 leaders know if they rely on fossil fuels there will not be enough and their economies will suffer from lack of energy input for uses. And just imagine, a place EU or US having another energy crisis. It would and some argue already is, devolving into civil unrest. The globalist leaders can not control nations that are not satiated.

It’s so over

>>54819156
Cheap energy directly correlates with wealth throughout all of history. Have fun being poor and beholden to China for energy.

>>54818699
after selling my SQQQ, I decided to flip into TQQQ. I think the market will rally into thursday before it comes out that Apple's earnings suck shit.

please validate my mistakes

BOIL bros, how low can we go?

>>54819931
I'm deebly goncerned

We can all agree, if the Nasdaq recovers to -0.99% then Bulls win today

anyone have that tweet by the chinese guy that said something like his impression of american women was black men sex, etc.

This better be worth it

>>54819826

>>54819970
Don't post my fucking wife again, you hear me?

QCOM looking tasty before earnings

>>54819852
Delusional. Unproductive debt, excessive government workers, and large federal and trade deficits are all core to the current problems we face.

An imaginary economy, printed on imaginary paper.

>>54819996
>book from 2016
Just pirate it? Finding pdfs online is really easy

>>54819469
>JP Morgan
You mean the company that convinced the gov to make the FED because they bailed the were sick of bailing out the Treasury for the 10th time. The Bank that sits in on meetings with the FED and Treasury when they have meetings.

Yeah I doubt the Gov is going to step in.

>>54820000
Now adjust for inflation. The graph in the right would be like 10% the size in comparison to the graph on the left. This crash you so badly want to happen because you are mad that other people have succeeded in life and you haven't so that you can somehow catch up to earned place in society is never going to happen.

So bullish. Biden economy, I thank thee

>>54820000
and the economy is still strong, its not going to happen folks.

Retards here slurping before Jerome Powell Jackson holes them. Lmao. Baggies

>>54819852
>we have an economy based on negative money
Noice. What happens next?

Rumble pumping for 2nd day in a row.

>>54820009
I like reading from physical books, I tend to actually read rather than skim

I slurped at just the right moment!

>>54820020
To their earned place in society* blahh

>>54820000

holy quads

>>54819977
Nah the big question mark is FOMC, we all know they’re hiking 25 bps, but will Powell be Dovish or Hawkish in the press conference? Apple will definitely beat earnings, but FOMC could negate any effect that might have

>>54820020
Learn to read. The graph is adjusted for inflation.

>>54820056
i bet he will be hawkish but the market will latch onto anything close of a dovish look. I don't expact any cuts until Q4 at least though myself unless something breaks

>>54819986
As a KOLD Klanner I flipped back to BOIL.

>>54820056
>but will Powell be Dovish or Hawkish in the press conference
Hawkish. The 2 year rate is currently higher than inflation.

>>54820034
Lol and this is exactly the reason as to why you're never going to make it. If another person is capable of acquiring the knowledge that that book is going to give you at a lesser price (ie 0 dollars, not even difficult to find) and consume it while you paid more. They are at an advantage of you and you are beneath them.

>>54820032
you need to increase profits, decrease wages, and decrease retirement until there is nothing left, then we start over.

>>54820074
>He says, while spending his non-renewable resources (time) laughing at people trying to improve themselves

>>54820020
well no we have had 43% inflation sense 2007 not 1000% so 500 billion would be 725 billion today, and we have plenty of time to go higher then that

>>54819156
>unironically referring to the green energy bill as the inflation reduction act
It reduces inflation as well as the patriot act is patriotic. Please tell me you are jewish. The useful idiots can't actually be this stupid.

>>54820000

>>54820020
Look at the image again.
Read the text at the bottom.
>Note: Data is adjusted for inflation Source: Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation By Karl Russel

>>54820007
Slurping it right now. Criminally undervalued. They will sell lots of Snapdragons once smartphone sales stabilise.

>>54819995
found it

>>54819931
why was that post deleted?

>>54820068
2 Year Computer is at 3.961%

Current Feds Funds futures probabilities: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>54820000
nothing to see here! Ignore the quats, banks are fine, economy is great!

my lil CJJD doin a lil sumpin

>>54820087
We've had 43% inflation in the cost of living in a year.

>>54820109
Where's the scatterplot or whatever it is

>>54819898
explain, retard.

>>54820101
Because nothing is labeled and the graph is disingenuous to begin with because it didn't adjust for inflation.

The perfect curve

>biden's economy

Will it keep dumping tomorrow?

>>54820113

>LUMN today
Do your worst, I've already lost.

HOLY SHIT IM SO FUCKING BULLISH
LONG TERM HIGH RATES PRICED IN
BANKS FAILING PRICED IN
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT LOSE MONEY

>>54820197
I do business with several of these companies

Banking

>>54820204
kek

>>54820204
Very complacent

>>54820170
Yes, even after the 50 bps cut

>>54820204
Quick buy 200 p/e Nvidia stock. You don't want to miss the ATH because AI

buy CJJD

>>54820230
if they cut rates its time to go short, if they raise rates we're in for another month of crabbing.

>>54820256
Line go down either way

>>54820204
unironically this. generational low right here. cannot possibly get any worse.

>>54820247
>CJJD
qrd?

I'm tired of being poor but im also stupid
CLF fucking draining me
bitcoin farmer/miners saving me
/cleanspark did the needful

>>54820204
I'm honestly still expecting a 40-60% drawdown from the ATH on SPY in the next 3-4 months. The bottom isn't here yet

>>54820272
Time to buy the generational FRC bottom, kek.

>>54820276
idk lol im bagholding from $1.29 and hopefully about to get out.

>>54820272
We pumped like 15% this year because banks collapsing is bullish and you think the line can't go down? Muh AI has been the only cope

>>54820297
don't forget BBBY too. this economy at 8 cents a share and bankruptcy. massive bull run written all over it.

>>54820256
You need to stop looking at the FED, and look at the actual fucking Economy for once. RECORD EPS in Cap-Ex related businesses. CAT,CMI, even CAR. The US is loading up on metal and ways to keep it powered and moving.

Miss your entry at your own idiotic chasing 1%.

>>54820293
October lows retest and about tree hundred fiddy bottom if there is a recession.

its healing you fucking niggers green by close

>>54820335
Not sure if trolling or Jim Cramer

>>54820335
Based. Chud incels are in this thread right now. Just praying for a crash because they are losers.

Get ready for the big one. (Pro tip, if you weren’t positioned moths ago, it’s too late.)

someone bake

>>54820067
Who knew KOLD would go that hight. Now I just need BOIL to move in the same direction.

I will most likely die a penniless virgin. If I achieve anything more then my life will have been successful.

>>54820417
>mfw mostly cashgang and waiting for slurpies
Going to make so much monies on these swings.

>>54820442
Sell your bussy, then you'll have money and won't be a virgin
This is not financial advice

>>54820326
Buying the top so you "don't miss the bullrun". You faggots are hilarious

>>54820422
Baking

banking