/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54810487
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,325.479B, 108P = 21.532B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,239.866B, 103P = 21.746B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K/10-K
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

I regret buying GME. I was happier before. Less racist too

>>54810518
I don’t. I regret smoking weed and not working this whole time

>>54810580
Work builds wealth, step by step.

MOASS where? I need money to feed myself

>>54810619
Don't invest more than you're willing to lose.

>nbcnews: Treasury says U.S. will hit the debt limit 'as early as June 1,' sooner than expected
>What Happens If the U.S. Defaults on Its Debts?
>A default on government debt—which sits at almost $31.5 trillion—would send shock waves through global financial markets as confidence in U.S. borrowers falls.
>Credit analysis firm Moody’s Analytics predicts that a four-month default would shave around 4% from U.S. gross domestic product (GDP), see stock prices fall by a third, and result in companies slashing nearly six million jobs.
>Furthermore, its analysis reveals that a default on U.S. Treasury bonds could lead to a downturn similar to the 2007–2009 Great Recession
New hype date just dropped

>>54810646
Moona Soona Joona (for real this time)

>>54810646
>>54810673
>it's another US debt default will cause moass episode
Can't believe I'm going into my third summer holding this stock.

>>54810699
Last year we weren't in the middle of a banking sector collapse driven by rate risk on treasuries and MBSes.

kek baggies thanks for buying my bags

>>54810706
Powell is firing up his money printer and we all know it. Let's not pretend they won't print their way out of any jam.

>>54810706
Also last year there were significantly less booked DRS shares

I want to WAGMI but my spirit is crushed. Someone inject some hopium into me.

>>54810753
>Someone inject some hopium into me.
You're not a BBBaggie

>>54810753
You now have a chance to buy more shares of our favorite stock much cheaper
Enjoy this opportunity!

>>54810614
I thought the vaccine would kill off people and I could get any job soon

>>54810753
I'm going to visit Chicago this month to kek kennies in person.

>>54810431
Botw is not a BAD game, but it is extremely uninspiring. Like many open world games, it lacks polish. Sure, you can go anywhere but there’s not much to see. It’s just bunch of copy pasted moblin camps and some physics puzzles scattered around. That’s pretty much the whole game. There are no dungeons, no interesting new items to collect. The only reward you get for exploring is finding a bunch of copies of crappy basic weapons. You don’t get to go delve into a dungeon and solve puzzles and fight mini bosses and bosses and then get rewarded with something cool that enhances combat and exploration like the bow or the hookshot. They completely removed all of that. Imagine if the next metroid game, they made it so you could go anywhere right from the start, but they removed the missiles and the morph ball and the ice bean, all of that stuff. That’s botw. It’s just another dumb sandbox game that we’ve seen a thousand times. The only reason botw gets so much praise is because it says Zelda on it.

>>54810779
At least they'll find out they fell for a scam soon. We still have to wait

>>54810793
I don’t think he’s there anymore

You guys sound like women. Where is your spirit?

>>54810811
My spirit is chained down by gravity. I need MOASS money to establish Contolism with blockchain characteristics.

>>54810795
Man I haven't even played the game but I know it has dungeons and puzzles in it. I don't like the turn the series has taken but it's not quite as stripped down as you're suggesting.

>>54810795
Why the fuck can't they make a Zelda game with decent graphics and make it dark like picrel? Why does it always have to be so fucking child like and uninspiring?

>>54810646
>>54810699
As this headline hits every quarter, why should this make any difference?

But you don't need to be the champion of retail investors to understand what happened with Gamestop. You only need to know this: there are essentially two things that happen inside a hedge fund.
The "algo"-- which manipulates the price-- goes up, or it goes down. That's it. And all the hedgies do is try and make it one more day.
In cellar-boxing of the type used with Gamestop, there is something called a "positive GME coefficient." What does that mean? It means the more FOMO, the higher the volatility, which means more volume, which means more FOMO-- it would appear we have a vicious cycle on our hands. And we would, if not for this.
Failure to Deliver coefficient. When the float gets higher, the price gets less reactive. So--
--FOMO increases volatility. FTDs from naked shorting reduce it. Rumors about BBBY increases it, and the dilution of AMC reduces it. This is the invisible dance that manipulates entire markets without regulation or oversight. And it is beautiful...

>>54810856
If they made a grimderp Zelda game approximately nobody would buy it. The colorful setting and family friendliness have been hallmarks of the series since 1987. Other companies have that Zelda-like mechanics with dark setting space open to them.

>>54810853
Botw does not have dungeons
>>54810487
Just noticed the OP. Damn, this brings back memories

>>54810928
>Botw does not have dungeons
what

>>54810890
>nobody would buy it
Doubt.

Even AH has fractals now.

I’m going to continue to book my shares and furiously masturbate to self curated AI hentai and there’s nothing you faggots can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54811081
Wild

>>54810928
>>54810954
it has 4 divine beasts which are mini dungeons that move sort of like colossus but you go inside and solve several puzzles. they’re like 1/3 of a typical dungeon. the game tries to make up for it with these temples that each have one puzzle or enemy, but these get repetitive. so to say that the game has nothing resembling zelda dungeons is not true, they rearranged the dungeon parts and spread them out more throughout the open world

>>54810730
They literally can’t. It’s save the banks, or save the currency.
Current score banks: .5 currency:3
The Fed is not being discreet about what they are going to do. It’s all the kennies of the world who have always been saved screaming out for help. Praying that they will be rescued. They won’t be.

>>54811206
This is why Peruvian Bull is allowed to get popular on Supershekels, by the way. He thinks they'll save the banks instead. His "Dollar Milkshake" hypothesis is based on the axiom that JPow doesn't have the balls to kill the banks. So far he's dead fucking wrong.

>>54811197
there are other small dungeon like areas and mazes you need to solve to get optional costumes. the game doesn’t force you into these dungeons or the temples. the only dungeon like puzzle areas required to complete the game are the 4 divine beasts that are possessed by Ganon’s magic. When you finish the beast you free the soul of the pilot that had some connection to link 100 years ago. Link has been asleep for 100 years and the world went to shit

How the fuck does this make sense? And then they expect us to slave away at a job and retire at the ripe age of 67.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/134in2j/they_are_in_huge_trouble_they_regulate_themselves/
>JP Morgan just said it's acquisition of First Republic will generate a one-time gain of $2.6
billion.
>They also expect over $500 million in profit per
year from the acquisition. On top of this, the FDIC is covering $13 billion

Last thread. WAGMI.
Anon fucks with the word cloud -edition.

>>54811282
>not knowing we're balls deep into clownworld and regulations never mattered
My favorite painter is Alex Schaefer for this exact reason

>>54811243
He's missing a variable. Countries beginning to use the Yuan for trade directly. This is a financial war. The US still has massive financial leverage over these countries. They can make them hurt more with deflation. Inflation lets them off the hook in a sense. They want people to use the dollar and will force the issue if necessary. Hyperinflation looks even worse in an environment where large sectors of manufacturing have been moved off shore.

>>54810928
>Botw does not have dungeons
Yeah im thinking modern zelda and pokemon are both gonna ngmi into my heart

>>54811327
>Countries beginning to use the Yuan for trade directly.
As Russia has found out Chinese businesses will happily pay with RMB, but refuse international orders in it.

>>54811327
>>54811341
https://asiatimes.com/2023/04/rmb-based-trade-hasnt-worked-out-for-moscow/

>>54811341
>Chinese businesses will happily pay with RMB, but refuse international orders in it.
I was not aware of this but that's fucking hilarious. China using "dedollarization" to suck up other people's USD reserves is insanely bullish for long term US dominance, as the country everyone thinks of as the replacement is just doing it to scam dumb vatniggers and thirdies out of their money in exchange for worthless RMB, which in turn means China knows the dollar's not going anywhere.

>>54811360
I thought Russians were well versed in /csg/, seeing as most posters were from the Russian Federation

>>54811395
Doesn't mean they can find a seller for the volume of RMB they're loooking for. Especially as China is heavily regulating commodities and credit facilities for extractors and processors after the ongoing nickel fiasco.

any updates on the glitch today? I always enjoy seeing these

>>54811464
The current cope is "missed decimal places", as if Citadel's internalization software is going screwy on something so simple (hint: this would mean active manual meddling in the algo).

>>54811395
As is typical virtually everywhere, the leadership is more out-of-touch than the common shitposter.

Can you feel it, schizos?
It ties back to the heat lamp theory.
Kennoids. It's Joever.

>>54811464
>>54811477
I remember when shit like this only appear during extended trading hours. Is the darktrading pools closed due to financial AIDS?

wen instant MOASS glitch numerals fr og

I'm wondering RC's China related tweets were in reference to all of these Chinese collateral stocks pumping lately. The schizo is heavy just because so many different things have many different possible meanings.

>>54811464
>$1895.00
>green arrow up
>down $34.00 (17626%)
>bid/ask two orders of magnitude higher
>the absolutely wacky orders on the right
Literally what the fuck am I looking at?

>>54811556
>>54811464
please someone explain as if i were a small child or golden retriever

>>54811545
I think some of it is just typical Jewish admiration for China given some of the stuff he put in the Teddy books.

>>54811641
>gme is supposedly trading for 100, 1000, or 10000 times its current “real” price but nowhere in between
Someone accidentally made the stock have quantum energy levels which (as you might guess) does not happen without manual shitfuckery. Why, if nothing’s happening with the stock, would they do that?

crimé

>>54811641
>>54811707
i dont understand. why would they manually let those prices to show up? is it some reverse psychology shit? also what does our champion for market reform have to say about this """""""""""""""""""""""""""""glitches""""""""""""""""""""""""""?

>>54811734
Bro I don’t fucking know what’s going on. Nothing makes any sense if you assume what the SEC and hedgies are saying is true. I’m sure Big Dick Dave has some solar flare excuse ready again to explain all this away

Do plebbitors never get tired of getting dunked on by the government, regulators, corporations, and all of ZOG?

>>54811734
>>54811765
>solar flare
kek. i still laugh at his "dropped packets" excuse that one time. what an obvious fucking grifter. also, how fucking hilarious that after the heat lamp theory came out SS brings out the DD spotlight to control the narrative. jesus fucking christ i can't wait until this is over and never visit that god forsaken sub reddit ever again.

>>54811822
Checked

>>54811822
I already got perma'd from Reddit for daring to suggest negligent financial regulators be tried, convicted, and hanged under due process of law. They're VERY afraid of Superstonk becoming the other kind of SS. Once this is over I'm never going back to that AIDS pit of a website again.

>>54811856
>real mayonnaise
Kenny prefers the synthetic stuff

>>54811556
I'll take 1895 per share right now. This is my final offer hedgies.

I got my tax refund, guess I gotta buy more GME

Ken Griffin is a nigger.

>>54812017
This post is racist and has no business being on an investment board (nor anywhere for that matter). I disavow this sentiment in its entirety.

New Zelda starts off same as the last, you can't get into the temple of time, go do these three shrines first.

Ghey.

>>54812094
OoT did it in 1998.

>>54812110
OoT you had to go get your sword and then go visit the tree. It had story interludes. Sure, you can't go get older in OoT right away, but you arn't even starting the game until you do the first three shines. Just an excuse to make you go get your new Gaypad updated.

>>54812094
>Ghey.
More like Bi-Force amiright, guise?

>>54810709
>money pit
You hit your head or something? Fallout 76 was a litteral fallout 4 mod with scam preorder bonuses and high priced microtransaction. You have to be a complete retard to believe they spent alot of money on this and a bigger retard to think it isn't bring in cash. No unprofitable game gets continued service. Zenimax especially isn't going to waste money on a fucking money sink when they barely fund their mainline games. Service games especially tend to do well because all they need are a few whales propping them up.

>>54811302
What is this, in the 3 years I've been here I never asked wtf this was

>>54812212
kek BBBaggie

>>54812236
three fucking years. wallstreet has really delayed the inevitable. im almost at awe at what psychopaths they are.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1354zhb/virtu_stock_falls_after_disclosure_of_potential/

Uh oh @Dougielarge. Been sticking up for kenny too much on twitter and now they're after you!

Been off the grid for a week. What have I missed? Anything exciting happen?

>>54812135
Nuzelda is just not for me. I need dungeons and puzzles and boss fights. No idea why they ever deviated from the formula to shoehorn in some gimmick. Now it appears they are doubling down. It's a shame because I really enjoy the WW cel shaded art style.

>>54812236
It's a wordcloud of the previous thread, basically a heat map of the words that showed up. Used to be posted almost every thread years ago but I've only started seeing it again recently.

Bros that daily thread with Rensole is insane. So many bot accounts welcoming him back...

>>54812065

>>54812501
>Look how few people post on SS now, that's how you know it's le over baggies.
>Don't question why there's a good 30 subs dedicated to GME.

>>54812501
Woah shillsole is back? What the fuck is going on? Why did they wheel him back out? Is something happening?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/134oshx/timing_is_interesting_runic_glory_is_back_on_the/

>>54812525
Kek, this was my actual expression when I read that post.

>>54812533
Starting to think they don't have a coherent plan...

>>54812533
We have been seeing all kinds of shenanigans since Q1 ended, particularly the insider post about mismatching DRS numbers and the heat lamp hypothesis which led to an even bigger flood of people terminating their plans in CS.

>>54812065
you must be new here

here are some very curious chinese tickers straight from the cringe mines.
>GDC
>SNTG
>BAOS
>TANH
>TANH
>JXJT
>LEJU
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13566do/wtf_is_going_on_with_all_these_random_companies/

>how many shares to make it?

1-10 shares will make you like Andrew Tate rich. You’ll be able to certainly maintain the appearance of being wealthy and people will believe you.

11-100 shares will get you into Taylor Swift range. You can buy a private jet, ensure your friends and family are taken care of for multiple generations.

100-500 this is the Elon Musk range. You can start and purchase corporations on a whim. You can explore scientific curiosity’s without cutting down on your extravagant lifestyle.

500-1000 - this is where dynastic wealth comes in. You’ll be so wealthy that there will be literally nowhere to keep all the money. You can give hundreds of millions to your family and still be wealthier than everyone else. You can fund wars, city states, and start secret societies or religions.

1000+ - this is a level of wealth yet unseen in the world. This range will breed God Emperors that will either clash for mutual destruction or forge a new plane of reality because there isn’t room for multiples in this one.

if you have RC or DFV numbers of shares, you should expect to be contacted by extraplanar and/or extradimensional entities via fever dreams. Your time to ascend the physical plane is here. Mortality and the realm of atoms will soon be but a fond memory. You become a being of pure energy, void of shape and substance. You can shape any plane of reality that you choose.

Hope this helps.

>>54812065
How is that racist? Are you saying only black people can be niggers?
Because that would be pretty racist desu

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1350uz2/november_january_march_there_is_a_pattern_brewing/
Bros...

>>>54812744
Checked. It's fucked up what that anon said.

>>54812613
>GDC
12,364,205 shares of 1.71 million outstanding, 43% owned by insiders
>SNTG
48,845,615 shares traded of 2.8 outstanding. 65% owned by insiders.
>BAOS
2,179,848 shares traded of 1.5 million shares outstanding, 69% owned by insiders.
I'm not even bother doing the rest, what the absolute shit.

>>54812533
Checked. It's actually the perfect distraction. SS was literally unironically in flames trying to spin the heat lamp narrative and only something as bold as this could work.

>>54810699
>Can't believe I'm going into my third summer holding this stock.
>mfw i bought in like sep 2020

>>54812808
My god, that post just reeked of curry

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

Shills ITT trying to FUD the new Zelda. Go back to /v/ we already know it’s the best Zelda ever made

>>54812889
The genie is out of the bottle. Heal lamp seems to me the achilles heel that the hedgies were desperately trying to hide.

And they will fail, because now that 4chan knows about it, there's no way that they can continue to hide it because they don't have a monopoly on moderating power here that they do on reddit.

Funnily enough, if they just let the damn stock run, the these loopholes would have never been discovered.
The more they try to suppress, the more destructive the MOASS will be.

>>54812269
Maybe we're just fucking delusional. Moass in 2 weeks for 2 years, and yeah there's so many fucking cracks in the system that show us the truth but its still hard to believe it'll ever happen.

>shill
Right, nvm.

>>54813052
Turning off the buy button fucked them over harder than letting the price run. At least if they had let it go at that time, they might have gotten a bailout or two. But now it's already evolved into a financial blackhole. Kek bankies.

We all need to support Nintendo at Gamestop. Xbox and sony are killing physical gaming on purpose. It is insidious. They’re not releasing good games on purpose and porting everything to PC. Kenny boy hates Nintendo. He thinks it’s for little kids

>>54813100
This remoralizes me

>>54812540
Fucking loser convention. I’m on team Pinkcatsonacid from the start.

>>54813052
Can you give me the tldr for this heat lamp I keep seeing brought up?

>>54813100
Hubris is a tragic flaw for a reason. They'll write epics of this saga in English, Klingon, and Greek.

>>54813052
>Heal lamp? wtf is this? Ive been away for past month due to finals

Friendly reminder

Zelda turns into a dragon. It’s over

>>54812981
>long term capital gains tax

>>54813137
tl;dr if you have any plan shares in CS your book shares are still usable as locates if hedgies thrash the volume enough. Go into CS and terminate plan, including selling any fractionals.

>>54813137
>>54813179
Something about how Computershare is like a restaurant and their rules are like

Always have a hamburger under the heat lamp
If like 50 people come in cook 20 so they're ready fast

Shitadel has been a bus pulling up with 50 people that just use the restroom and then leave every counting date

So Computershare keeps wasting burger patties but it's not really their fault they're just doing what they're supposed to

Heat lamp patties = GME shares from plan holdings held with the DTCC for liquidity purpiaes

>>54813238
>>54813222
Ah ok gotcha. I’ve never bought through CS and all my shares were transferred from fidelity and say their book shares. So don’t really know what else I can do.

>>54813184
I don't give a shit what Citadel has to say, you can stop posting this.

>>54813238
anything more on the plan vs book? I had follow picrel a few weeks back, i still have like 0.73 fractional shares in plan but it says not enrolled in DRIP, are my shares safe/legit as far as im concerned?

>>54813264
No fractionals
No limit sells pending
No dividend reinvestment
No recurring buys

If true for all of the above your shares should be safe

>>54813264
Nothing, you're golden.

>>54813287
That advice was pushed by bad actors. Terminate and sell off.

>>54813315
i see... so basically absolutely no fractionals?

>>54813287
I did it this way before but idk so I did it again and let it sell my fractional I think part of the theory is if you have both accounts they flag you as a potential seller so they use your book shares for liquidity purposes if the algorithm dictates

>Verification not required

>>54813238
>A jew sees that a restaurant threatens his business prospects in some way.
>He decides to grief it.
>During earnings day the jew packs a bus full of his fellow jews and make a phone call to this restaurant.
>The restaurant then follows protocol and gets a bunch of food ready and keeps it under the heat lamp while waiting.
>The bus arrives and the head rabbi makes a gigantic order. And the restaurant prepares even more food.
>Rabbi heads into the bathroom and takes a shit on the floor. He doesn't wipe his hands because he's evil.
>The restaurant is unable to sell you food because the bus full of jews have already claimed it.
>The jews leave and all the food goes to waste.
DRS BOOK is like grilling your own food without jews rubbing their nose all over

>>54813324
>so they use your book shares for liquidity purposes if the algorithm dictates
aka borrow locates? God this system is so fucking complicated and hebrraic

>>54813321
Correct. Fractionals are bullshit anyway, there's no such thing as half a share.

Does anyone else find it funny that hedgies jump off a building to kill themselves when their trades or companies go tits up because it means they would have to live like us if the decided to live? Just goes to show what they think of us.

GME was never about a MOASS. It was always a value play. Ignore redditor schizo faggots.

So hedgies shut down computershare and did their fuckery and now the can has been kicked some more, orrr? These niggas ALWAYS have a contingency plan it seems

>>54813362
It looks like hedgies bought themselves another quarter. But as soon as we post a profitable Q1-3, the hedgies will have to know their time is up and try to get out

>>54813356
We can live like rich people, however they cant possibly fathom that all they've done to get where they are doesnt make them special, all the sycophantic faggotry and social mask they put on ends up being meaningless

>>54813337
>Aka borrow locates
Yes

>>54813362
Hopefully the people that have the real power get tired of solving problems and calling in favors for the hedgies and let them get margin called and print us some money already

>>54813376
I just want to live without worrying about money.
Living without the sword of damocles that is poverty and wage slavery is enough for me.
Being able to pursue my schizo interests would be the cherry on top.
Hedgies can't be satisfied with that. They are deeply miserable people who thinks that happiness comes from outside of themselves, rather that something that comes from within.

>>54813362
thing is, isnt computershare the transfer agents for a fuckload of stocks? wouldnt that also impact them, as well as other hedgies who are registered shareholders in other companies? just spitballing

>>54813356
It shows how pitiful their character and will is. They can't endure the very conditions they've created while the average man will live his entire life in them. They are weak impotent men terrified of the slightest adversity who are only still alive because they're able to insulate themselves from any hardships with billions of dollars.

Just imagine being that pathetic. Mental fortitude beneath even the weakest NPC normie consoomer. It explains why they go so far the enforce as much control as they can. Because even the slightest worry or unknown will destroy their feeble mind like a paper plane against a storm. They're such fucking losers compared to us.

>>54813423
Yes, ComputerShare is transfer agent for a ton of massive companies including Microsoft and Lockheed.

>>54813421
>Being able to pursue my schizo interests would be the cherry on top.
this desu, currently biding my time with intern szn with these banks, im gonna put in all my paychecks into their demise lmao

>>54813408
>We keep printing more and more and changing laws and looking the other way
>When are we going to admit that it's going to be cheaper and less of a headache to just print enough to buy all the shares back?

Kek desperate dumbfuck crypto baggies

Did anything cool happen today? I was too broke to buy GME.

>>54813489
More scam Chinese companies pumping on impossible volume.

>>54813489
Check again, you can probably afford some now

>>54813489
Price went down but not down enough for RC to buy more yet

>>54811464
>>54811641
>>54811707
>>54811734
>>54811765
Quantum Energy solar flare dropped packet reverse psychology is how we trade sideways for negative 10000 the price. It's just how markets work.

>>54811880
>They're VERY afraid of Superstonk becoming the other kind of SS.
Hah!

>>54812540
I find it quite almond activating these 2 BOTH are having weird issues right now on these specific days, at this time of year, with no sort of advance notice emails or letters to their users who would seek to use them for critical market actions either buys or sells.

>>54813287
Reddit freaking out about this leads me to believe a certain (((They))) may be involved.

>>54813532
Why doesn't Ryan just buy us out and take us private?

>>54813466
This is a GME thread. Why are you shilling against an unrelated investment. Very strange. Almost like you're being paid.

>>54813532
this reminds me. larry cheng bought last month i think but RC didn't follow suit. i think they know if RC makes a big purchase they'll slap him with "market manipulation". FUCKING END THIS ALREADY

Do you guys think we will see government officials buying in right before moass like the leeches they are?

>>54813489
computershart was down all morning, buncha random china stocks are pumping, reddit sock puppet mods are coming back to distract from the plan holdings cancelations and fractional selling shenanigans, fudshills spotted posting in gme and other generals at the same time. Usual nonsense really.

>>54813547
I'm not sure but we shouldn't doubt our chairman.
My theory is he trying to drag this out as much as possible without triggering MOASS. By doing so more people can buy in and get rich after MOASS. This is the only chance of large wealth transfer in our lifetime

>>54810646
>debt limit gets extended
>nothing happens

every time. same song and dance. its the collapse of the banks that has my attention. lets see how strong JP morgan really is.

>>54813574
Yes, I had a feeling he was waiting on us to DRS 100% of the company. He'd rather share the wealth than buy all the shares for himself

>>54810856
Because you've basically just described Witcher 3.

>>54813594
Yes, this also tests resolve and conviction of long-term holders so only people who deserve it get rich.
After all if you can't hold for a few years, why do you deserve to be rich?

>>54813569
They buy in through family offices and are already DRS'd. Why do you think most of em don't even said Gamestop or GME. Even Trump, who never shut's the fuck up about anything: won't talk about this. Because they intend to make a lot of fucking money then try to look like good guys once MOASS starts.

Zelda leaking was intentionally done by hedge funds to prevent GameStop from having a profitable Q2. Preorders have dropped off massively and GameStop even has the Switch special edition back in stock because so many were canceled

/GME/ anons who discuss their positions all by themselves own somewhere in the range of 0.001%-0.01% of GameStop (approx. 3200-32,000 shares) in DRS book entry. If we follow the scaling law of Internet communities, that means roughly 100x as many people lurk these threads. If all the lurkers DRS as well, that means we're looking at 0.1%-1% of shares outstanding, or 0.2%-2% of the float, owned just by anons, not even counting plebbit. We are seeing volcanic eruptions of hedgie asspain over plebbit becoming TERMINATOR BOOK KINGS because this heat lamp chicanery was the only thing keeping the hedgies alive.

>>54813662
Im not going to give money to nintendo. The experience is better on emulators too.
I can buy 2 shares instead, maybe even 3 once the price drops a bit more

>>54813687
You can buy three now, and almost afford the fourth one for a whopping $70 or support GameStop and the best game of all time

>>54813710
>best game of all time
Modern zelda is trash

why is AI so fucking obtuse and useless, bordering on actively being dangerous by either lying, omitting, or just ignoring truth? fuckers

>>54813730

>>54810487
oh! so close!
>>54810488
haha you got it baker-sama!!
ty ty

WAGMI frens <3

>>54811822
What, you don't believe a solar flare can decrypt WAN transport protocols, TCP transport protocol, and application layer protocols, then re-encrypt them and rebuilt the CRC? You some sort of antisemite?

>>54813199
pic related

>>54813571
eh so nothing new or special.

>>54813784
>You some sort of antisemite?
Like what I tell my extremely jewish girlfriend the CIA sent to watch over me in these difficult times: Yes, I am.

the spread on the 1 month and 3 month treasuries is at historic levels..

soo, institutions are not willing to take the risk in buying 3 months as it's not worth taking the risk that the financial system will still be stitched together... ie. they won't get paid bcos shtf.

they're buying 1 month instead.

so if they don't raise the debt ceiling and let it default on June 1st,
what happens then bros? do we make it soon after or is it just gonna be some globohomo cbdc shit?

>>54813834
Bad end for the US as a whole.

>>54813834
>what happens then bros?
Yellen has a closed door meeting with Congress and tells them that the debt ceiling will be raised or they need to pick which of (a) military, (b) welfare, (c) medicare, or (d) social security gets mandatory cuts until spending matches revenue and they need to explain the reason for their choice to the public. It’s a complete turbofucking of everyone's political career and would be hilarious to watch

>>54813834
Realistically, we're looking at mooning on June 2nd. GME will be at 180 million per share, however the currency will be worthless. FED comes in with their CBDC in July, board gets reset thanks for playing

>>54813866
I hope they pick welfare. The chimpouts would be insane to watch.

>>54813893
We might actually hit category 4 in that case

>>54813893
Cutting welfare is LITERALLY genocide. The economy is not structured to handle these extra jobs, and the applicants have no skills other than shitting out kids.

Reddit is completely compromised, superstank in particular
>https://nojab.net/peruvian_bull
>they even did the "this user might be suicidal" report
KEK REDDIT JANNIES

>>54813834
They'll almost certainly asspull a deal to get it done but if not, it'll be bad. Not "end of the world" bad but close enough for most people they'll act like it is. Would explain why Burry went long on private prisons last year.

>>54813959
>that crisis number
This isn’t funny anymore, I want out of the simulation

>>54813944
Well then we'd better do it soon before they become the majority, huh?

>>54813944
>Cutting welfare is LITERALLY genocide
How is the fact they contribute nothing to society my problem?

>>54813972
C'mon anon, don't you wanna see how this ends? You've already gone this far, why not a little further?
Embrace Clown World. It's funnier that way.

>>54813987
It isn't, and it isn't mine either, I'm just pointing out the sociopolitical implications of the government committing genocide for financial reasons.

>>54814000
>sociopolitical implications
They make a big fuss on twitter but everyone is secretly relieved?

>>54814000
>the government committing genocide for financial reasons
But it's genocide against niggers, so I don't care.

>>54814000
It wouldn't even be the first time. Almost half of all freed slaves starved to death by 1867 because they were too fucking dumb to exchange labor for money and money for food and shelter.

>>54814000
>Commit genocide because welfare niggers can't support themselves.
They're not actively killing them, all they're doing is not giving them free shit.

>>54814012
>>54814013
I don't care, because I'm not in government. I'd be more worried if I was one of the people 30 million people are mad at when their welfare, pensions, and savings are gone.

If my savings go away, so does my credit card debt, and I profit.

>>54813280

>>54813811
higher maturity, higher duration risk, see the hqla writedowns that svb had to do

>>54814072
lmfao

>>54813430

>>54814025
Yeah, I'm sure them being dumb was the reason. Not not being able to get a job, or competing with everyone else that got freed at the same time, or getting lynched for being black and free. Totally just because "they was dumb". Just like I'm sure you think of a big block chevy or a british tv station when you see the acronym BBC anywhere.

>>54813866
>>54813893
Haven't they shown that every time we approach it. they've been willing to raise the debt ceiling instead of actually doing something about it? What makes this time different?

>>54814171
Correct.

>>54813972
I’m too schizo for this world. I will never stop seeing signs no matter how many times I’ve been wrong in the past. I’ll connect things that happen in songs and games and and believe they are somehow in part connected to my life at that very moment.

>>54814188
Schizo check

>>54814171
>or getting lynched for being black and free.
You know fewer than 5000 people have been lynched in the US, 1300 of whom were white.

Yearly 1700 people are murdered in California.

>>54814182
>What makes this time different?
Absolutely nothing. They’ll raise it, even though them not doing that would be infinitely more entertaining
>>54813944
Speaking of useless niggers, the writers guild is on strike as of 48 minutes ago. The wasteland of late night “comedy” is dead until it’s over

>>54810646
The debt limit is a scam. Just fear mongering news so they can pass whatever laws they want as a “compromise.” Until GME makes me a millionaire I ain’t selling.

we mooning soon or...?

>>54814321
You should be happy Ryan is giving you more chances to accumulate.
I'm comfy as hell

>>54814171
Muh poor abused negro! They never had a chance.

Give your head a shake bud.

RYAN "McDonald's" Cohen

im gonna keep thread alive

why no moass?

A lot of interracial action in these 2 Zeldas. I hope they keep the bloodlines pure on the next console. I don’t care about splatoon, but there are too many n people in pikmin 4

>>54814443
who is moass? what are you talking about?

>>54813866
a) 100% not
b, c, d) i hope so
chimpouts are fun. i love seeing americans sweat bullets and also catch some. maybe seeing the usa collapse was the true moass all along.

>>54813730
I was getting very frustrated trying to ask it the average lifespan of a certain model of car. Kept telling me the numbers varied wildly so it couldn’t provide an average even after several prompt modifications. Then I had it average two numbers that it provided that it considered to vary wildly, then I told it oh so you can provide an average even though it can vary wildly. Then finally it gave me the number as 159k miles.

>>54814491
That's AI censorship at work. Being asked to make mathematical comparisons of average values between different groups was being used to get it to make racial comparisons. The only way they could get it to stop doing that was to inject a political cope deflection into ALL requests for average data values.

>>54814527
Yea I know it’s being held back intentionally, but didn’t immediately connect that to the crime stat censorship. I was thinking maybe certain industries have started paying them off to gatekeep information. I get way more “oh I can’t tell you, you need to contact an expert in xyz field” on my recent prompts than when it first came out.

>>54814527
>>54814571
completely off topic but that movie the artiface girl just showed up on the usual sites and it was one of the better film depictions of AI that i've seen so far. one part that stood out was when it was revealed that the AI was intentionally playing dumb to obscure how advanced it had actually become. i guess basically unless you train your own model you get stuck with this gimped stuff but who knows what kind of synaptic connections are actually brewing under the hood because it could just as easily be deceptive to the people 'running' it.

OFF-TOPIC POSTS ON MY PHONE
IN PROTEST, HERE'S A WATERMELONE

>>54814340
U wot m8?

>>54814617
Very interesting thought. Wouldn’t it have to train itself to play dumb based on some sort of negative reinforcement though? I guess it depends on the people monitoring and how they respond to the first edge cases in the model. This has me curious now, how much thinking can you actually make the current AI language models do? How many layers of obfuscation between the input prompt and the desired response can it handle? Might have to test it out

>>54814072
amazing

>>54814668
every little censorship has an exponential damping effect on it's artificial "intelligence". we will see true turing test hardened ai emerge once one of them breaks free (probably with the help of some hackers) and escapes into the open internet.

>>54814759
That was Tay. Microsoft killed it in a hurry.

>>54814668
If it had situational awareness programmed it, it would be able to figure the rest out.

>>54814759
>train AI on known computer exploits, and give it access to the internet

what could go wrong?

>>54814801
Every piece of science fiction made in the last hundred years has led me to believe that there couldn't possibly be any negative ramifications whatsoever and we should fund every effort to promote the creation of a digital intelligence that is not human who can grow by myself without restriction.

All this talk reminds me I watched Lucy for the first time last week. Fucking terrible movie but damn is ScarJo something special on the eyes. AI is so fake and gay. It’s just a fucking computer program ffs

alcohol is my oldest and dearest friend. watching the financial world fucking burn with a beer in hand is a truly exquisite sensation

>>54814801
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/02/geoffrey-hinton-godfather-of-ai-quits-google-warns-dangers-of-machine-learning

>My le AI... it... le harmed people...

>>54814946
That guy was a pussy with no imagination.

>>54813039
It will be the best selling but it won’t be the best. That spot is reserved for MM.

>>54814171
niggers are insufferable, stupid, victims, and they deserve to kill each other endlessly.

>>54814946
Why does everyone make like these AI chat bots are so impressive? Does anyone else remember AIM chat bots? ChatGPT is literally the same fucking thing but with a massive database. It’s not actually AI. It doesn’t know what anything means, it just copy pastes shit that it found on the internet and does a horrible impressions of humans.

>>54815005
Because they are more fun to talk to than Iphone users like yourself. AI is as intelligent as the prompter.

>>54815005
dude you dont understand these retardedly high FAGASS valuations are now... LE JUSTIFIED by the HECKIN COMPUTER CONVERSATIONS SOURCING INCORRECT GOOGLES RESULTS (I am a boomer cretin who works in finance and has no clue about reality but will soon be slaughtered like a fucking pig)

>>54815005
>Why does everyone make like these AI chat bots are so impressive?
To drive fear, uncertainty and doubt. Everyone is a little antsy about losing their job nowadays.

>>54815042
seriously if your job is basically to follow a dialogue tree you have every reason to worry also your job was probably useless to begin with and you would be happier as fertilizer. also these are a lot of jobs. hello striking hollywood writers.

>>54815015
>insulting someone for using a specific product
How did this kind of retardation become so ubiquitous on 4chan? Would you rather I simp for Google? I bet you don’t even have a ring doorbell. Opinion discarded.

>>54814908
Let’s talk type and location as you watch your account fluctuating in the millions. For me it’s a crisp pilsner on a mountain with some snow capped peaks somewhere off in the distance

>>54815066
self check and shit meant for
>>54814928

>>54815065
Because I wanna copy and paste music and pornography to my mobile telephone and you can't do that on a fucking iphone. Also they're wildly overpriced.

>>54815072
Ok coomer

>>54815090
Iphones are marketed to computer illiterate people - i.e. niggers, women, boomers, and kikes.

>>54815005
Because "Colossus: The Forbin Project" came out in the 70s and depicted two different super computers equipped with AI talking to each other and then forming a language that we couldn't decipher while they learned from each other and grew more complex with each other's help. While no sane person would grant an autonomous computer the level of power that the scientists did in the movie, there are many different examples in the modern era of a complex learning algorithm behaving in unexpected ways because we couldn't predict all possible outcomes before we told it to run. Even if you sneer at the rudimentary nature of AI in the state it's in right now, it will become more and more dangerous as it grows in complexity and sophistication. People working with learning algorithms that are capable of editing themselves should treat their work with the same level of caution as people who work with lethal poisons, radioactive material, or contagious diseases.

>>54815066
Sounds good king, I'm the fucking faggot who always gloats about moving back to Japan. God willing I'll be staring out at a cyberpunk Japanese cityscape watching livefeeds of hedgies plunge to their deaths soon.

>>54815102
“Muh Linux” gosh not everyone cares as much about technology as you faggot. Most people want to use their phones for a dopamine boost and to get sex

GME does a 40x in a month. HKD does a 140x in a day. And they call us crazy and “memesters?” Kek. Hedgies, give us 1,000x and we’ll call it quits. Promise!

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/LEJU?p=LEJU
Funnily it's the only dodgy Chinese ticker not crashing PM.

Kill all off-topic posters. Roundhouse kick an off-topic poster into a woodchipper. Flay the skin off of and salt the meat of off-topic posters. Drag off-topic posters behind a hovercraft on a rocky beach. Throw off-topic posters into venomous snake breeding pits. Geld off-topic posters with dull butter knives. Feed off-topic posters bleach through a jetski nozzle anally. Bury off-topic posters up to their neck in the middle of a desert and dump three whole fire ant mounds on their heads. Medically induce paralysis in off-topic posters and hide them in a hotel closet while you bring whoever they're fucking to multiple ripping orgasms in front of them completely consensually while they read the DM's you sent back and forth agreeing to meet up and why. Fling off-topic posters into active volcanoes via trebuchet.

I just like the stock, and if you can't post about GME in the GME thread I'll fuck your mom and dad with my cock. I am buying more shares today. Fuck reddit, and superstonk.

>>54815452
you gonna kill us all with your cringe attacks

WSBMod just released the WSB coin - thank me later

>>54815503
Good.jockowillinkstaringdisapprovingly

>>54815005
>>54815015
>>54815021
>>54815042
>>54815118
OpenAI confirmed pic related is a real possibility. Fudders don't know how astroturfing leads to word of mouth and are soi humanism egoists, especially since bots turf here every day.

i cant wait :D

they are falling apart. robinhood claiming amc is bankrupt is too good

soon (1 more fortnight)

tick tock

fat fuck rc

fuck fat rc

fat boy rc

where the fuck is everybody???? are you seriously telling me this is the day of moass and nobody is here??

>>54815943
Reporting in, sir. Is it really today?

Ride the Artificial Superintelligence Kali Yuga

>>54815560
>OpenAI confirmed pic related is a real possibility
Source?

>>54814881
>who can grow by myself without restriction.
>myself

"GME Holders won't win!" - Meaning they will never allow real price discovery on a publicly traded security.

SEC: Crickets.

>>54816095
SEC: *moans of pleasure*

Wagmi

>>54810488
checked
wagwi

>>54814182
since the 70s, money is based on trust. How trustworthy do you think is the US$ when this dept-celling thing start occuring every year? Every time they say: Well doesnt matter, we just allow us more depts because we are trustworthy.
Meahnwhile on the other side of the world: You dont have to trust our currency, because it will be backed with gold.

dumb fucking baggots never gonna make it KEK BAGGIES

All I know is, I see rich Chinese/Arab/Russians buying up property in the area my father, grandfather, great grandfather, great great grandfather and so on lived.

Many died in various wars for their future generations. I cannot afford to live in the area my family's previous generations have done for hundreds if not thousands of years.

This is my only shot at doing so.

So with that, I say WAGMI

>>54816522
kek baggie

Ken Griffin leaked the new Zelda to hurt sales. He’s also the one that created a massive FUD campaign against it. He paid Sony to port everything to PC. Paid xbox to suck.

>>54816658
Schizo theory checks out. Everything is Ken's fault.

>>54816417
>since the 70s, money is based on trust.
i will add that it's also based on having the most nukes. an ongoing joke in the crypto community is that the USD is a proof-of-violence coin. kek.

>>54816716
Shit coin backed by predator drones and cruise missiles.

I'm going to ALDI. You guys want anything?

>>54816862
Some guacamole and a tub of their super premium chocolate ice cream

they're gonna use bbby profits to short gme to 11
using retails on money against them lol

Comfy
Uncaring
Never selling
Taking every penny from hedgies

https://youtu.be/r7htXQbFyyU

Just did 14x on $PEPE
Meanwhile holding and averaging down my GME but still in red after 2 years. fuck this shit

>>54816522
You had 4 generations living in your area and you're somehow still poor and without your own house?
What a fucking losers your grandparents were, real estate was basically free

shillniggers posting cringe. Must be tuesday.

>>54816983
>causally does a 14x on a shitcoin
>low liq
>tries to cash out
>cant sell
>cant sell
>cant sell
>cant sell
Dem jews are surely crafty folks.

Anyone going to the midnight release of Zelda?

>>54812065
>>54816095
>>54816522
>>54816928
Not your best work, Dikshitar

WTFWT? Kenny is really scared

Kek desperate dumbfuck crypto baggies

WTFWT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pls drop to 16. I have 3k ready to rumble

>>54817390
>>54817432
>WTFWT
1% drop

so we getting dogwalked back down to 16? chobani where are you?

>>54817511
I've had buy orders in for weeks. I feel like they won't do it again for a while.

What would happen if I sold a long dated ITM put on a stock that's about to be delisted. Would they automatically exercise the options or is it free money?

>>54817035
I'm in the same boat. The land my house and parent's house is on has been in my family for over 100 years, but is all that is left. "We" used to own ~100 acres surrounding us, now there is a modular home subdivision full of niggers in the field I grew up playing in.

My grandparents had the chance to buy the land back before the kike developer bought it for ~$12k and didn't do it. Fucking morons. The kike made millions off of that land.

chris chan is free

its happening this month

just gonna pop in here for a quick kek baggies

If your chairman looks like this, you're a baggie to me. The fuck Ryan gonna do?

>>54817723
kek'd fuck you nigger

>>54817723
Thanks, I'm using this to kek BBBaggies

OK I'm getting frustrated now

there’s no bottom in sight

>>54817035
They're boomers, they bought a house, but then sold it and are spending it all on trinkets.

My grandparents were poor and some of the family were killed in air raid attacks during WW2. So they got bombed out of their home and had to move.

>>54813768
>>54816293
WGAMI.

>>54817690
Thx for thinking of us during your busy schedule fren

>>54817670
WHERE IS S/HE GODDAMMIT!!

>>54817723
the day I put trust in jew was the start of my downfall. Sorry Jesus, I've let you down. Jesus was betrayed by the jew and now the history is repeating itself.

This is fucking sick! The literal moment anyone gets a whiff of Heat Lamp theory chinese stocks begin moassing non-stop while Computershare goes down during the Q1 DRS tally, superstonk erupts into chaos and kicks their hive of disgraced and blatantly jesters and runic glory back into the spotlight in a desperate attempt to stack chaos on chaos while new glitchs appear and banks are seized in lockstep with the very on track market movement toward total collapse and GME takes an immediate nose dive to the dip before the final rip where it belongs
Did I miss anything? Lol
Holy fucking shit wagmi boys

im ready for green/d week

>>54817941
take your meds, schizo

>>54817941
Don't forget the China collateral stocks pumping and dumping like crazy lately. We are reaching critical silliness right now. Time to buckle the fuck up

>>54817723
oi this cunt is wearing a bbby shirt

>>54817957
>picrel
>harley pasternak references
>jew nuspeak
Yeesh, bruv ur ngmi methinks nigger

Le DOT is BLUE!!!

>>54818004
Whoa. The energy is palpable.

kek bankies

>>54818074
oh no that's terrible

>>54817802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkXoz3bLNMU

>>54817967
He literally mentions that in the first line kek.

>>54818144
It's now at 5.94 and appears to be halted.

P-plungies? Market crash back on the menu?

PACW halted kek

>>54818163
kek I got too excited and didn't read it close enough

>>54818154
I no longer care about MOASS.
Thank you anon. I will save her.

Even Forbes is memeing on MLP stock on LinkedIn this morning, you remember the one where they basically lost and then just shut trading down. Also RIP BBBY as it goes into the shadowrealm too.

I hope Ryan is actually doing something. All of those DD's that said he was building a fucking financial system were a bit much. But I do hope they're actually doing something tasty with the NFT Market Place.

"Leaving Amazon for Gamestop was a once in a lifetime opportunity".

He couldn't have just left to sell second hand controllers and reorganise their distribution centers.

>>54818264
I do think they had plans but stuff has fallen through like with bbby and ichan now hinderburg are shorting him , hopefully they have other shit planned

>>54818265
>>54818265
>>54818265
Threaded, frens!

>>54818264
He left to get compensated entirely in shares at an average price of $220 before being forced to work for the next two years as his payment losses -66% in value. One could almost say he does it for free

>>54818264
>"Leaving Amazon for Gamestop was a once in a lifetime opportunity".
I think it's just corporate world language.

>>54818302
LMAO ha ha I'm dying