/biz/ - Business & Finance

inside you there are two crows

>NVDA P/E: 166.07

i'm losing faith BOBOS give me some HOPIUM!!!

Also threadly reminder that the Fed measures inflation with frozen lasagna.

>>54807141
>2020 and three
>Still can't play YouTube videos while turning phone screen off
TAKE ME BACK

>>54807161
uh we're high that means we could go low

TQQQ and SQQQ are both $28..

WTF IS GOING ON!!!!

>>54807173
NewPipe.

New thread new me

you need to go back

Test

When the last bear capitulates and joins the bulls we can finally begin the crash... right?

>>54807168
>Hes not watching lasagna futures
ngmi....

the crash is over

>>54807206
YES>

>they think the bank failures have ended

Bros I got blisters from a hike and now standing sucks.

>>54807188
>1pbtid

>>54807186
COMEDY GOLD

friendly reminder that the can will be kicked all the way down the road until there is no road left

thoughts

No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
Light up the market with the flames
Put that put on a plate
SQQQ with the purple rain
'Cause I lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh

Got it swimming in my portfolio
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I lost my faith
And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul

No, no
Well, I feel everything
I've been Long for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't you cry for me
Thought I'd be a better Bobo, but I lied.

I'm losing my BOBO religion every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcS_8-a-sMg

>>54807168
>before covid
>Party size Stouffer's lasagna was $9.99
>after covid
>$18
This is what I can never forgive. They took something precious from me. I hope Jerome doesn't just kill the banks, I hope he destroys everything. I know he feels the pain I feel to when he rolls up to Walmart to grab a pan of Stouffer's enchiladas and sees that price. This is Jerome's villain backstory, but unlike the comic books, in the real world the villains win.

>they dont do shmp

>>54807298
>OTC shrimp stock

>>54807168
kek I thought McDonald's would be the barometer for inflation

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/mcdonalds-customers-are-starting-to-balk-at-higher-big-mac-prices-134418597.html

my Vanguard swag came in the mail.

>>54807338
Admiral as fuck.

>>54807173
Offtopic

>NVDA
I take back my skepticism.

Buy the rip sell the dip

HEY BOBO REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID TWO MORE WEEKS AND THEN TWO WEEKS CAME AND THE MARKET WENT HIGHER HAHAHAH

>>54807381
>remembers that series of drawings where a girl looks like this but someone bites off a piece of a girls boob and its all gory

>>54807168
Michael Angelo's is the only frozen lasagna worth eating.

>>54807399

>>54807168
>Big Mac
>Costco hot dogs
>Frozen lasagna
What other inflation food metrics are there?
>>54807367
File that fun fact under "who gives a fuck".

Too much retail traders are still bearish that is why markets can't crash..

Everybody should turn bullish

Look at all the previous times the market behaves when the fed pivots. I'll give you a hint it's not bullish at all.

Bros Jamie says everything is good, recession canceled.

>>54807175
simple as. thats all i need to know

>>54807141
whats in your portfolios and why?

>54807414
>retail
trolling outside of /b/. Didnt read the rest, just saw the word and hit the button

>>54807168
>looks at lasagna
>skyrockets in price
>illegal lasagna markets
>shootings and savings over lasagna
>home invasion if word gets out about 2 or more lasagnas
>...
>25 bepis

>NVDA

>>54807426
>whats in your portfolios
bad stocks
>and why?
because im dumb

>>54807408
Cost of ground beef per pound.

>>54807426
MIC shit. Why? Because the glowniggers gon get paid.

>>54807395
I KNEE MUMUSAMA!!!!


JK..

Look at the market faggot. We are still below last years high.. We literally been trading sideways for almost a year.

>>54807421
Aren't pauses bullish and cuts bearish? I vaguely recall some charts or tables showing that.

>>54807475
>almost a year.
Anon, I...

>>54807477
They are. But there has been a concentrated effort by shitposters to force th meme that it would be the opposite this time

>>54807436
If anyone is looking for lasagna and tired of.paying the outrageous prices that big lasagna are asking, I got a guy....

check the volume

>>54807447
Don't worry, I'm sure it'll correct this time.

>>54807502

Making moves in the Roth IRA

>>54807475
Nice backpedaling Bobo. Being down - 12%, 16 months into your big 1929 crash is hilarious.

>>54807516
Reported to His Majesty the King.

>>54807141
>2005
>share

My secret indicator. one of the most useful and most helpful indicator. THE BEST ONE IN THE WORLD.

Nobody knows it. But i will share it today...

It's tell me there are no buyers in this market because the real crash is CUMMMINGGGGGGGGGG

>GME

if that ticker is down while markets rally I know it's not real. just like MUMUS RALLY IS NOT REAL! Just like the fed pivot is not REAL!!

LIE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54807426
895% Oats. God I wish I was joking...

NVDA is fake and gay

WHEN THE FUCK IS THE TECH MARKET GONNA RECOVER

>>54807523
I am never doubting the corruption of the Biden administration ever again.

>>54807532
you can stop avatar fagging and TRYING to get attention, your posts are insta hidden and reported

>>54807541
lmao dis nigga think he the Quaker oatmeal guy

>>54807523
I will kneel to you. you greedy ugly COW. you ain't no bull your balls got cut off by JEROME POWELL NIGGA!!! THE FED GOT YOUR BALLS !!!

Bobos are FREE WE KNEEL TO NOBODY!!!!!!!

LETS GO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ummmmmmmmmmmm poopoo? why is the market going up?

>>54807532
SOMEONE SAY PIVOT?!!?

>thefed.app
have a little throw back fun while we crab

>>54807516
What else is in it? Right now I'm 100% VOO but would like to sell and take more risk with some solid companies. Was thinking of:

AAPL
MSFT
BRK.B
WMT
XOM

Not sure what else I can toss in there.

>>54807141
I appreciate the newest version being less cluttered but I'm a slut for that 06/08 skeuomorphic slant.

Mumu prepare your anus

>>54807569
>Pivot
>Pivoting means leverage (in physics)
oh fuck.

>>54807552
How the election unfolded wasn't enough for you?

>>54807577
It was just O and KO. Figured I’d add JEPI for some compounding. My Roth is entirely in dividends. I DCA 100% into VOO with my regular brokerage with the intention to turn it into dividend stocks in 10 years

>>54807582
Pivot, the first lay of investing that is defined as:

>IM FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED!

>>54807577
You really find that pic to be arousing?

>>54807618
Hey, it's a photo of that 1984 quote!

How often do you have to be timed out, banned and what not until you get that I wont leave until this board and thread have only 1 poster left

>>54807604
>safest most effective election
>81 million votes
fuck you tucker Carlson! Never forget Baloonuary 6th.

>>54807623
Yes

>t. manlet who likes taller/larger women

>>54807579
fucking reason, so many hours lost... im still fucking pissed

fook it
burnt a day trade
and took
$20 profit from BOIL
while
tha tookin' was goot
i do not intend on any further overnight holds during this portion of the season, so i was just glad to find a green exit after holding mostly in the red for TREE HRS.
it
should
SOAR TO NEW HEIGHTS
of a nickel more, now.
fuckin' BOIL

>>54807623
i was going to give him some advice, but my racism wouldn't allow me to even reply to his post because of the image.

> britbong with cash and gold
should i buy silver or should i buy index funds/ETFs next?

Red day or I inconvenience Powell on FOMC by stealing his parking space

>>54807161
sorry bear, all hope is gone

>>54807658
>Parks too close to his limo so he has to go out the moonroof

>>54807532
>one of the most useful and most helpful indicator.
literally
>Jim Cramer

>see the word Cramer
>Hit the button

>>54807549
tf you talking about nasdaq is at 13,25 k

>>54807637
I'm sorry for you
>>54807649
I'm occasionally startled by the company we keep here at /smg/

>Lattice Semiconductor earnings AMC
Anyone buying? Micron pumped 10% despite missing earnings just because they are making semiconductors.

>>54807653
PMs preserve wealth. stocks grow it.

>>54807682
You still don't just report shitposters and still reply to them, you are the pronblem

Hey my puts just mooned! #wgmi

UONE bros, we're healing. The chud fears the Juneteenth

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

retreat from resistance, moo moo

>bank failures are bullish
LMAO @ u

BOBOS WE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

NVDA is now going down.

I'm yelling "timber!".

>>54807757
That's a man.

THE EMPIRE STRIKING BACK BOBO-FRENS

>futures

>>54807757
Is this a girl? Please tell me it's a gril

>>54807789
It's an AI.

WHO SHIDDED??

>>54807781
Holy shit he's literally me

>>54807781
Indeed

>>54807798
I just had a coffee, my bad

>>54807768
>OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS
SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-1
SHAWTY FIRE BURNIN ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!!!

>>54807701
Any mention of them on the CHIPS act?
>>54807754
>So flabby and awkward that you concede and only go for the ugly Havana migrant
Grim

>>54807789
>no adam's apple
>wide hips
i'd wager money that she's a grill, but with the hormone blockers and shit they're doing these days, i dunno, i'm glad i'm done searching for someone else

i believe some recent market movements may have disturbed you

>FEDERAL RESERVE WILL NOT CUT RATES LATER THIS YEAR, MALIK SAYS
No, I don't know who Malik is.

I really have to appreciate the all caps niggers, there words wont even register

>>54807781
How did these dumbshit organisms evolve?

>>54807252
I used to like Iron Condors, they're losers though: the one or two times it fails will wipe out the profits+ of the 8 times it doesn't

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S ALL COMING CRASHING DOWN

Actually we're back.

>>54807847
looks like peak form to me

and all caps is an automatic time out for extremely low quality

>>54807837
That's it? We just priced out all of the rate cuts for this year, and we only moved 25 basis points on the SPY?

>>54807867
>no youre not allowed to express any emotion
>t. autist

>>54807847
in this case, it developed cuddliness. Pandas though really are pathetic, they have to have female humans stroke them just so they can have sex with other Pandas because they are not turned on by them

>>54807338
Is there official vanguard merchandise?
Anybody got a shop link?

>>54807847
There's lots of bamboo in the forest, and they're just big enough to keep it all to themselves, and they're gay enough to not have so much sex that they over populate the forest and eat all the bamboo to the point they go extinct.

So when does FRC go to $0? ...so I can stop looking at it on my brokerage app once and for all.

>>54807381
McDouble Trouble 2: Dairy Boogaloo

>>54807857
It's not dumb if it works.

t. Darwin

>>54807789
I'd throw some sausages on that
Assuming the NASDAQ closes green...

>>54807888
Oh wow, now I just know.

>>54807888
>Women can't even resist the BPC
It's so over.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA We're plunging again on NO NEWS

so we're just dumping on no news, cool.

double post
one iof them all caps shitpost
do you demand time outs

>>54807847
they cute

>>54807940
>>54807937
>zoomers don't know about the sell in may go away seasonality

>>54807837
I had a pajeet teach in High school who's last name was Malik. We all called her "mix master Malik" as a joke. She was horrible, but being a pajeet already implied that.
>SOXL futures

Uber puts, I don't think their forward guidence.

>>54807940
you call that a dump? that's a dip, you're supposed to buy these.

Anyone have any fox news stocks? it's about to moon.

>>54807952
I actually feel pretty bad for pajeets with the exception of CRBPajeet because he gets what he deserves. Pajeets literally lost the genetic lottery. I think the only people more cursed are abos

>>54807953
>I don't think their forward guidence.
What did he mean by this?

>yields

I believe you are confused, this time is NOT different. You will learn.

>>54807994
TMV about to break out of its range fr fr

>>54807991
reported the post for good measures as it made no sense at all

>>54807983
>lost the genetic lottery
they could still choose to be normal.

get out of the way little shits.

GDC computer coming through with a 1200% gain day

Sold some SOXL weeklies, what do I buy?

>>54807983
>>54807952
>pajeets still believe whites (Christians) are a low caste
lol
lmao!

>>54807983

why hasn't UVXY split yet or even have a split announcement?
do these jwords know something?

>FDIC proposes Congress increase deposit insurance limits for payroll accounts
kek

>>54808028
this shit is gonna go to 0

>>54808028
crash hasn't happened yet, no reason to split.

>>54808045
Whoa whoa whoa you mean to tell me $128Bn wasn't enough? Nooooo. Who could have thought? But we rolled back Dodd-frank and all of it and... no one could has seen this coming.

>Boss is ordering lunch for everyone
>he insists we get Applebee's takeout because he's a boomer
>ok whatever
>order a steak because why not
>ask for it medium rare
>Food arrives at work
>open the container
>the steak is completely well done
I fully expected this and still ate it, but definitely short DIN. If zoomers can't even cook a steak to order, they are a lost cause.

>>54808066
That's not what they're saying. They're talking about bumping up the $250k limit so Hard Working Main Street American Small Businesses can make payroll. Giving your donut shop a $10m guarantee for its account at Bumblefuck Credit Union.

>>54807828
>>54807810
>>54807781
>>54807765

>.0%

imagine thinking every dip wont be bought back up

>>54808072
>no nudes with safesearch off
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=mary+callahan+erdoes

>>54808045
how about they raise the reserve requirements for banks instead?

>>54808045

>>54807701
I don't like small cap semis unless they're doing something novel and FPGAs aren't. Unless they have some new plan that democratizes FPGAs for consumers and is cheaper and better than a DE0 Nano, it's a bit too risky to bet on niche markets and them surviving an onslaught which they may or may not do. That being said, they have solid leadership, the CEO formerly worked on turning AMD around and heading the Threadripper project. Not the worst company to place a bet on.

>>54808092
>>54808098

>>54808092
Our time will come...

I use astrology to time the markets. I have belief and faith like a middle aged white women praying at church Sunday morning.

>>54807849
well yeah if your average premium is 12.5% of the cover (that would be 1 in 8). I'd consider that a shitty IC. 30%+ however..

>>54808028
Can't have volatility If everyone is already dead.

>>54808111
the fake chewing in this scene is so distracting. It doesn't even add anything. Overacting at its finest

>>54808112
>I use astrology to time the markets.

>>54808130
It's a classic power move.

SOXL going back to $18 soon

I can't believe there are still bearposters in this thread. The audacity

>>54808090
Jokes on you. It would have been well done even if you dined in.
>>54808130
>It doesn't even add anything
Something something he can stomach the financial collapse

>>54808157
never gonna give you up.
never gonna let you down.
never gonna let mumu have the last laugh...

>>54808157
market is dry humping a resistance that has held for several months

>>54808173
Oh I'm well aware, I'm just surprised they could even get one deviation from medium rare. Like they couldn't even manage medium well, it was just almost burnt well done.

>>54807648
mostly staying at or below where i sold it now
there was a brief few moments where i could have done closer to $50
but overall it looks like
i made
the
right move
for the sake of preservation of sacred capital

i am
a
master genius trader
and
your mother
pays
to smooch my dick

>>54807640
Pissed at the software/company or because you didn't make it big off music?

>>54807640
What kind of music were you making? Jew-core?

>>54808215
nah pissed off my laptop shit the bed and i lost all the work i put into it

>>54808236
progressive jew-core

BREAKING : Apple to issue disappointing forecast this week, Bank of America predicts

>>54807847

Mutation removed their taste for meat and they started eating bamboo instead, but they still have the metabolic system built for carnivores, which means they have to eat a shitton of plants to even stay alive.
They also became really fucking retarded as a result of eating so energy poor diet.
I'm more interested in how in the fuck did these things survive as long as they did.
Without humans they would have gone extinct, but they somehow managed to survive that long on their own.

>>54808045
the audacity of these kikes

>>54808262
My roth is like 50% Apple

WHOA BLACK BETTY

UONE niggers. We rip for the rest of the month.

honestly how much longer can house prices stay flat like this with rates this fucking high?

>>54808262
>BREAKING : Apple to issue disappointing forecast this week, Bank of America predicts
source

Bears are capitulating on NVDA.

Maybe we can now finally CRASH!

JEPI JAPS .. NOTHING KEEPS HAPPENING

>>54808329
lmao, I can't wait for this shit to dump to the covid lows.

>>54808327
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/01/apple-to-issue-disappointing-forecast-this-week-bank-of-america-predicts.html

>>54808301
how come it's okay to have a tv station that targets an african american audience, but you can't have a tv station that targets a white nationalist audience?

>>54808319
You know things are about to get bad when even blackrock is defaulting on their home purchases

>>54808329
Kind of unreal how hard they pumped though, them and META

>>54808342
Because whites are evil and will forever hold the black man down

>>54808023
If you honkaloids weren't such absolute trash subhumans the Jews like baggot wouldn't be dominating you so hard

and you may find yourself holding $35 SOXL shares
and you may find yourself a BOIL baggie about to hang yourself
and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a TSLA
and you may find yourself renting a overpriced house, with a beautiful real doll
and you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

and you may ask yourself, "How do I leverage this?"
and you may ask yourself, "Where is that Rivian truck they promised?"
and you may tell yourself, "This is not my rented cardboard box"
and you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful anime waifu"

Letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was

>>54808359
I had a 30000 dollar buy order for meta at $85, it never hit....

SBUX earnings? Its going to the moon, right?

Does he have a point /smg/?

I just DCAed

>>54808382
go back, and then kill yourself

>>54808382
no free legal advice here, you gotta earn your stripes

>>54808382
Half of shit from /wsb is just LARPs so don't take shit at face value of being true

>>54808382
>he thinks he will be able to go up against Robinhood Jewish legal team and win.
Lol. Lmao even.

>>54808382
you get what you pay for.

>>54808398
nice

also
>having to ask if you can exercise your puts/options if trading is haulted
wsb is fucking retarded

>>54808382
This retard is still using rabbihood, he deserves this.

>>54808382
>Not selling when you're up like 500%
>Trusting reddithood instead of an actual broker
Holy fuck what a retard

>>54808434
Though, today I actually averaged up...

why is Rumble pumping so hard today?

>>54808442
Those idiots still think retail has any power, and that they're "fighting the system". The fact of the matter is GME and BBBY only was allowed to happen because hedge funds got retarded, not because retail was a hero.

>>54808445
averaging up makes it easier to sell lower though.

>>54808469
>BBBY
bbby only happened because a few dudes in power wanted to pump and dumb the stock. cohen made millions off that one trade

>>54808280
Don't worry. As a large bank they are too big to fail.

>>54808493
Exactly Cohen fleeced those retards twice. Imagine trusting someone with the last name Cohen.

>>54808319
The forced selling doesn't happen until people start losing their jobs.

>>54808366
>t. angry pajeet
lol, never seen the tripfags/avatarfags profiles but I doubt theyre dominating me since they barely even post wins.

>TMF drilling again

So is the stock market just going to pretend that treasury yields aren't going parabolic right now?

>Powell decides to try a maneuver called a "soft landing". Practically unheard of with central banks but sometimes used by overleveraged hedge funds.
>Powell has never actually performed a soft landing with a hedge fund. But he's attempting one now. In a 26 trillion dollar economy.
Here we go.

everything dumping now.

Buy the dip guys please, I just capitulated my fucking SPXS into UPRO

>>54808541
yeah those yields mean nothing because the treasury is going to run out of money and default on them

>>54808538
What kind of morons lend to an entity in this situation?

>>54808341
yay

how does nvidia only have green days?

>>54808532
>honkaloid tries to dodge the point but fails
Your race is being dominated and systematically destroyed by them. No one is talking about little trading wins here honknigger.

>>54808543

>Bud Light Sales Fall 26% as Transgender Backlash Worsens

>>54807701
Y'know what, maybe nah. Thinking about getting some uber, too bad I only have 15 mins to look through shit.

>>54808592
What's funny is because InBev is so gigantic, even if Bud sales went to 0, that'd only be a couple bucks off the BUD share price.

>>54808592
Nobody is drinking that Tranny Fluid anymore. I'd drink that Mexican piss carona before I ever touch a bud lite again.

>>54808258
Damn that sucks. I don't think I have any of my project files backed up either.
Most of them are unfinished, shit, or unfinished shit though.

>>54808571
>Debt in 2012- 16 trillion, GDP 16 trillion
>Debt 2023- 31 trillion, GDP 22 trillion

>>54808619
corona is owned by AB, you absolute retard.

>>54808382
no
whatever Robinhood does
is
right & best & based
the support rep could see the reddit cookies on that faggot's browser

Is PNC next? They’re getting heemed. Was them not getting the FRC deal that important?

>>54808592
This is what you happen when you put a roastie who got trains run on her at frat parties and is salty about it in charge of the marketing of a redneck beer company. I genuinely don't think Anheuser Busch as a company will recover for years. Their stock will likely be fine but that's because it's shoehorned into everyone's retirement portfolio.

>>54808578
I dunno lol

>>54808623
It's ok because our demographic situation has improved, like Japan's. But even better because we rely on Latinx immigrants who are notoriously good at paying debts.

>>54808543

>>54808633
KBE as a whole is getting heemed. The FDIC is going to levy their asses, Powell will rape hike them, and DC is now probably outraged enough at JPM & co. to do something.

>>54808627
then i'll have a stella, faggot.

>>54808581
Sure it is champ.

>>54808627
>Falling for baggot's Jewish trolling.

>>54807173
Firefox

>>54808660
why are you so naturally drawn to trans beer.

>>54808658
I just wish they’d tell us already what big asset class is causing all of this banking stress (besides everything)

>>54808680
Ummm vanced

>>54808688
look i smoke marlboro, and you smoke cock.

>>54807173
Firefox or Edge set to desktop version

SELL SELL SELL THERE IS ANOTHER BALLOON INBOUND!

>>54808538
Manufacturing PMI and Prices WERE HOT HOT HOT BABY

>>54808329
>>54808340
>>54808359
You hate to see it!

>>54808342
>>54808301
wasting time on Juneteenth when you can day trade on chink microcaps

>>54807216
Where is
> Bear Sterns
> Lehman

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>54808698
>Sell treasuries to raise cash
>HTM portfolios of competing banks get heemed
>Investors see heeming, bail
>Competing banks now weakened

Holy fuck I just realized we're now in May

>>54808698
what do regional banks deal with more than JPM, BLK, and WFC?

>>54808688
Stella is the only decent one
For baggie a good mexican beer is carta blanca, they’re owned by Heineken

SVIX up 30% YTD, what's your excuse?

why is SPCE still trading
when it was announced not long ago
that they were heemed?

>>54808747
I'm here

>>54808745
I was just trolling. I don't often drink, but when I do, it's usually soju with my gookfu.

>MOC IMBALANCE 490 MLN BUY-SIDE.
Based Bogleheads saving our asses

Feels like two more weeks has arrived and something is about to happen. The crab is strongest right before chaos takes over

>>54808745
I like Modelo, please tell me they haven't done anything chud-offensive

>>54808776
It's tranny fluid.

stop drinking fermented bread you stupid fat fucks

>>54808777
Checked.

>>54808766
Soju is ok but it's like watered down liquor and the liquor would be cheaper.

>>54807701
Lattice is a solid company but margins on low-power/low-end FPGAs are getting squeezed by Chinks like Gowin. It's nice that they have them in their portfolio, but you shouldn't buy because muh FPGAs

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

JEPQ is superior to JEPI

verdict: gay

>>54808660
May I recommend a true tranny free beer?

Damn, down $0.47 on the day.

>>54808724
Quite possibly another balloon is currently over US soil, specifically in CA.
Check flight radar 24, see what .mil assets are up.
Looks like a large area of avoidance over edwards AFB and death valley, could just be training, could be chairman chang.

>>54808826
That shit looks like it's meant to be drank by pregnant women.

>>54808813
Not checking

>>54808848
how about guiness baggie? Bottle not tap

>>54808813
still all-in on VIX
fake and gay market can suck my dong

>>54808813
Not checking. These dubs! Heyooo

>>54808863
you're not smart

>>54808843
>china such little respect for the Biden admin that after being caught twice flying spy balloons over the US they decide to do it a 3rd time.
Kek

>>54808868
FUCK

>>54808813
Only -0.54% Not bad I guess. I need to go back to just buying HAL until shite settles down a bit.

>>54808777
Those digits……it’s finally happening

>>54808858
guiness is good

>>54808848
It just so happens to be. Explains a lot about my country.

>>54808873
I know

>>54808901
thanks quazer, now i dont hate you as much

I didn't talk about it today because you guys were all fixated on later in the week and are sometimes fags. But I brought $17.5 puts on Chegg and WEW. ChatGPT tanked their business model as expected. Hopefully someone other than me got in on this as well.

>>54808944
Cheaters never prosper.

>>54808944
Faggot why didn't you say anything

NEW

>>54808986

>>54808986

>>54808986

>>54808986

>hear that Eli Lily has an Alzheimer's drug showing promise in clinical trials.
>Buy 100 shares.
>Turns out the drug is extremely effective—it's currently the most promising Alzheimer's drug in the entire world.

This may be the easiest $10k I've ever made.

Do I sell or do I hold and hope the drug makes it to market?

>>54809029
You know the rule, if the unrealized is good enough you feel compelled to screencap then you have to sell.

>>54808982
I bet on NXP too and they printed. Also you guys have been leechers for too long and don't contribute enough so just desserts for a Monday where I felt lazy to not post juicy stuff for once where you can get stuffed for not looking at EarningsWhisper's calendar.

what the fuck is jannies problem

rofl what the fuck

>>54808991
THEY DO IT FOR FREEEE!!!!

>>54809075
Somebody posted a webm of a man shoving a rat up his ass and that must have done something to the janny

>>54809075
No 310 no bake simple as

I shan't bake.

>>54809085
his boner
hit tha delet button

>>54809085
What is it with this board and putting things up their ass? Remember the Lum figure?

Deleting

>>54809070
anybody can post shit after earnings comes out and say i told you so. show position faggot, or we will call you a larping limp dick loser liberal lover.

>>54809109
>>54809109
>>54809109

NEW

>>54809124

>>54809124

>>54809124

>>54809124

and fuck jannies

>>54808892
>*YELLEN: DEBT-LIMIT MEASURES MAY BE EXHAUSTED BY JUNE 1
Bobro....

>>54809128
>>54809123
I fuckin hate you guys so much.

>>54809121
which is probably the case since you're just posting generic screen shots from jewgle finance.

>>54809111
Asses are funny.

>>54809128
Fake thread (posted after) >>54809128

Real thread (posted first) >>54809123

>>54809121
>implying I give a fuck about what a namefaggot who trolls the general thinks
And it's not like you haven't done the exact same thing. I'll post once I have my noon break next thread.

>>54809151
you got cucked by jan jan.

>>54809151
your real thread is no more my autistic fren

>>54808944
I dunno about that. They have a niche for upper division yet not too niche subjects that you can't just google answers for, ChatGPT would absolutely not be able to do any formal proofs or answer some physical chemistry question, for example.

>>54808813
Didn't check. How'd CVI do in earnings?