/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54803619
Ignoring whatever you pay for the dog itself, budget about $400-$500 for shots and vet things. And depending on size about $45/mo. For food.

>>54803619
I want one to attract pussy but I don’t want to take care of it

Dogs arent expensive if you're not a faggot about every little thing. They just need some food and someone to train them to kill intruders, then they're useful tools

food cost can be almost nothing, if you actually cook for your dog.
each meal, I used to give a boiled egg, steamed white rice, some raw carrot, and then some chicken (usually left over rotisserie from costco).
which is also funny because some people on biz only eat panini's so my dog ate better then them.
need to give us more deets about the dog to be helpful.

>>54803793

This. They're tough, simple creatures. Fags who take their dog to the vet every other month to get ripped off are doing it wrong. They just need food, water, and space. If something major happens like a broken bone they need attention sure, but by and large that doesn't happen.

They're also animals so try to avoid larping like they're your literal kid even if you love them.

yet another quality /biz thread and during mystery meat obese womxn working hours too

uncanny

>>54803668
You probably want to buy some insurance if you don't want big vet bills. Ours had an intestinal obstruction at six months and that cost a bit.

Do not get a dog unless you have the ability to either take it with you or have someone at home to take care of it while you're at work. This little nigger eats everything that isn't nailed down. I put our priority mailer boxes for her to eat so she thinks she's getting into something she's not supposed to and give her the "win" (i.e. I'm eating shit I'm not supposed to). I will singlehandedly bankrupt the USPS by end of year at this rate. It's like the end of Ghostbusters, but instead of Ray choosing the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man as the Destructor, I chose the form of a golden retriever named Waffles.
>Pic related is Waffles The Destructor

>>54803619
Dogs are the king of midwit investments. To name a few:

> Time cost of walking and picking up their shit twice a day.
> Cost of anything they inevitably destroy in your house
> Time cost of training it
> Cost of feeding it
> Opportunity cost of not being able to have a flexible schedule, you need to be back home so your dog doesn't piss and shit everywhere.

Owning a dog is the ultimate midwit move.

>>54807322
>time cost
>time cost
>opportunity cost

Says the guy who spends 3 to 12 hours on 4chan every single day

>>54803619
don't get one if you live in a cuckbox apartment. make sure to have a decent sized backyard.
>>54807322
> Time cost of walking and picking up their shit twice a day.
15 minute daily walk and 2 minutes dog shit.
> Cost of anything they inevitably destroy in your house
doesn't happen if they are properly trained and stimulated.
> Time cost of training it
unironically the best part
> Cost of feeding it
50 bucks monthly so basically nothing
> Opportunity cost of not being able to have a flexible schedule, you need to be back home so your dog doesn't piss and shit everywhere.
friends and family for extended vacations. dog door to the backyard if you are a wagie.

>>54807459
So your dog just never shits in your backyard huh? Let me guess, it doesn't PISS there either.

>>54804783
Walk your fucking dog. I had a golden retriever and it never destroyed anything, it's obviously not stimulated enough.

>>54803619
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>>54807551
She gets walked all the fucking time, and she has another dog to play with in the backyard. She is just at the age where they chew fucking everything, despite having 9000 other actual dog toys and bones to chew.

>>54807459
I’ve thought about starting a weekend job picking up dog shit and taking them on walks. People are lazy and don’t do these two things. I’ve literally seen multiple neighbors backyard filled with his dogs scat.

>>54803619
its 20-30/k a year

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>>54803674
walk dogs from a shelter

>>54803619
Vet is a scam
Don’t let your dog eat stuff that requires a vet visit and feed them cooked veggies like broccoli, carrots and cabbage once in a while
The number 1 cause of vet visits outside of swallowing an object is bad diet
Owners feed dogs poisoned dog food and wonder why their health is shit
Dogs need veggies, that’s why they eat grass when they have only dog food diets

>>54803619
>bed
>food
>toys
>constant time
>veterinary costs
they are quite a lot, but they are worth it, they are one of those few animals that can be with you when things look like shit, maybe you could count the costs for a new apartment cus maybe the space is not enough or they don't allow a pet in yours, I am about to move cus I need more space, PLEB is helping me with that but I need to do it asap

>>54803619
I got a Rottweiler to keep niggers away from my home. The costs are mostly veterinarian, and food. Also paying for a kennel if you go on a vacation without it. You will become best friends and feel guilty about being away from it. If you are a good owner