/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54800020
N

Pathetic

the FRC auction was a bust
mumufags lol, lmao

HOLY SHIT BEARS ARE FUCKED

can people smell it when you shart yourself?

FRC lotto bros looks like we might open pm

>>54800044
Delusional bobos still think they can short the market

I have added to my screener the % of people that are bagholding for any given time frame. How do I use this to profit off of them?

>>54800020
This is gonna be one of them weeks where decades happen isn't it

I envy Europe. Look at that stock market go.

green day confirmed

>>54800065
>green day confirmed
source?

Anyone find it spooky that banks that are going bust are banks holding 10 figure and up assets yet we dont see a wave of community banks going under? Smaller banks should have more CRE liabilities on their books. Am I missing something? FRC had awful books though. Noninterest liabilities over noninterest assets was too high for years.

>>54800069
Picrel

HIGHER
FOR
LONGER

>>54800062
How optimistic of you to assume the world will last the entire week.

>>54800077
it's just banks in gay places having troubles

>>54800077
FRC and SVB were primarily tech bros and san fran gayniggers. A lot of high networth clients and not a lot of small fish. Its runs on deposits without enough ability to tap cash to cover so they were forced to sell securities at deep losses.

>"So you boys don't want to take FRC?"
>"Well, fair enough. We here at the Fed are the last resort."
>"Let me just make some room on the ol' balance sheet."
>*Market sells 200b of treasuries*

>>54800110
Kek they fucked over FRC hard

I woke up to my btc long being stopped out and I'm gonna cope by ingesting stimulants.

Happy labour day anons!

>futures

uhhhh bobobros, i thought we were at return to normal

>FDIC waits until Friday market close and takes over FRC
>announces auction is done before China trading session opens Sunday
>no deal
>no news
>nothing
FRC baggots are so fucked if we open market on literal no news

how do i profit off of people running the wheel strategy on SPY

>>54800077
Not anymore than I find any other business that did dumb shit or was in the wrong market going bust.
SVB was just fucking stupid, the Risk Manager spent her last month before the bank was seized planning a Gay Pride Parade, in San Fran, a city that has Gay Pride Parades weekly.
FRC is the recipient of the FANG bust, and really has themselves to blame for not diversifying markets or looking ahead to what probably should have been a noticeable real-estate bubble.
>>54800205
I expect nothing, I bought most of my shares at $4, and didn't buy many of them. We'll see. Would be nice to get a big 5x or something. Will sell immediately if GS won the bid.

>>54800205
FYI, China & Hong Kong are off for May Day (Labour Day) chud.

>>54800205
Based
a
s
e
d

>>54800243
so is europe
so am I

>>54800251
china and russia are older than the united states. this picture makes no sense.

>>54800261
the bird is sick, not old

>Parents panic sold their fully paid-off house in the 2008 bottom
>Now buying a new house in 2023 because "real estate will never crash"
So I guess housing has finally topped huh?

>>54800277
who needs analysis when you have excellent indicators like this. they never fail.

>>54800261
>china ... older
Mao eliminated all Chinese culture by gunshots only 70 years ago. Fuck off with your bullshit, that country has 4 languages and has never been unified for longer than a few decades prior to Mao, since the Mongolians were raping you.
Also, got any Eastern Remedies for Kidney Stones? Fucking summer came early...

>>54800205
Uhhh sweety the deal is still on
We just dont know what the deal is yet

What's a trade I can make tomorrow to get 36 bucks? There's a tshirt I want to buy.

>>54800235
>bought most of my shares at $4
>Would be nice to get a big 5x or something
that's massive cope. you can expect the auction was a bust and banks getting forced to take over. this will be a massive lowballing offer

>>54800319
Fed warming up the printer to "backstop" depositors. Also yellen better get the trillion coin ready.

If there is no FRC buyout deal, the whole house of cards collapses. It will be obvious that the FDIC is out of money to cover banks after FRC, and we're going to see a flash run on banks. TOTAL FINANCIAL DEATH.

>>54800298
>getting kidney stones
is it really so hard to drink 2 small cups of water per day lol

>>54800319
>forced to own SF on the hard work of FRC
I can here them now
>eehh, what good is that place anyway?
>it's just a huge bay full of street shitters, literally.
>what, and have to deal with the earthquakes?
You're probably right, they have zero incentive on the first offer to give nearly anything, since the FDIC showed their hand by seizing in the first place. Nice Real Estate gains, I wonder how much of Lombard St. is on the roster?

>>54800336
>the FDIC is out of money to cover banks after FRC
They still have like 100 billy. There'd have to be 4 or 5 FRCs in a row for them to need some TGAbux.

the crash is over

>>54800277
just take out a loan and short your parents by doing the opposite
buy the house first and sell it to them for slightly less at a loss, pay them to write an insurance contract that a fair evaluation will be made in a year and you have the option to buy it if the price is 20% less or so
put your money where your mouth is

>>54800348
They had $100B at the beginning of the year before the banking crisis, and they're not being very transparent with how much is left for obvious reasons. FRC's balance sheet alone would use up the entire $100B.

>>54800355
fuck off

Will the markets ever open again, bros?

>>54800365
The FDIC does not need to shell out cash money for the entire balance sheet. That's what it means when you read headlines saying "the FDIC has seized the bank".

>>54800336
>>54800365
whoa whoa wtf im bearish but i dont want to be that bearish. they wont be able to pay me if FDIC goes bust.

>>54800372
the markets don't care about first republic bank

>>54800382
If they have a >50% unrealized loss, it will absolutely eat into the fund without a buyer who can absorb the losses.

>>54800277
>fully paid off
Literally what the fuck was the logic

>>54800397
Stop fighting the Fed.

>>54800277
im sorry for your genetics, and i hope for the futures sake, you dont plan on having any kids
but then again, my kids could make bank off your retards

>>54800355
crash?

>>54800393
>not hedging your hedges

>>54800361
Is there a way to short alcoholism? I wanna short my parents too

>>54800355
Where is the crash is over? I can't see that shit......

Must be stupid to see it.. huu....

>>54800194
Zoom in

>>54800443
sure thing
brew your own and sell it to them

IT'S FINANCIALLY OVER...

my put writing on margin strategy has made me like 5% of my portfolio in 4 months using only ~10% margin. Not bad!

>>54800398
>At March 31, 2023, excluding the $30 billion of deposits made by the large U.S. banks, our estimated uninsured deposits totaled $19.8 billion, or 27% of total deposits. Insured deposits declined moderately during the quarter and have remained stable from March 31 through April 21.
-https://ir.firstrepublic.com/static-files/013f57fb-b980-4353-bbb3-0e7a3b27f20a

That means the FDIC needs to squeeze $60b-$80b (or, if DC feels like being extra generous to big banks, tack on the extra $30b) out of $173b in loans. Per their last update, SVB cost them $22b out of $125b they had on hand: https://www.fdic.gov/news/press-releases/2023/pr23030.html

Unless FRC's entire loan book are $1m mortgages given to crackheads sight unseen, the FDIC won't have to shell out more than like $20b, tops.

>>54800513
Forgot to list my tickers I used
CCJ
AKAM
HAS
INTC
DPZ (This one fucked me)

>>54800020
Klaus is right
Did you own your birth
No you did not now shut it

>>54800515
>Unless FRC's entire loan book are $1m mortgages given to crackheads sight unseen
Anon, I have terrible news. FRC is based in San Francisco.

>american education

>>54800316
36 is 3 ticks on emini ES, it's piss easy

>>54800573
The instructor was right.

>>54800520
I also almost got rekt shorting DPZ puts. They just barely stayed OTM, but it was too close for comfort.

BTC's having a stumbly wumbly. Expect redness in the morning.

>>54800600
>this is bait

>>54800600
Debatable, 7 under is pretty bad but they get you for 3. I wouldn't say you should be under the limit for safety but when driving somewhere new it's a total bitch move to be forced to drive at the limit.

>>54800616
yeah i broke my rule on that one and immediately got burned. i was doing valuation and it gave me a value of 315 and i wrote above that for no reason. idk

>>54800649
You're going against the flow of traffic and you're going to cause a collision, dumb yuropoor.

>>54800077
>Am I missing something?
fed will provide them unlimited cheap credit to fill their holes in their balance sheets

>>54800600
>>54800662
>>54800682
It was wrong for the instructor to fail the person for going "too slow" then yes, since there's no legal definition for going too slow on residential streets. You can and or will get in trouble if your slowness stuffed up traffic on the street, but that's a different sort of ticket and she did establish that there were no other cars behind her.

What's the bearish thesis right now? Every FUD has been completely debunked.

Guess there won’t be any bank news until I wake up

>>54800736
Shove off the thread has good discussion going and your namenigger retardation is not needed or wanted.

If the bank you have linked to your brokerage account - the one you use for deposits and withdrawals - if it goes under, and dies, like many banks of late. If your bank dies, what happens to your brokerage account, and all the stuff you have in it, like your stocks, buy orders, shorts etc.

I think MSGS is going to tear soon. That sphere venue is really cool, some FF 10 shit. A bunch of my parent's friends are already booking their trips to Vegas just to see shows there. I think buying now then selling when that U2 show happens will yield decent gains.

pajeet market is closed for holiday

>>54800860
Bloody beech ser I was going to redeem today! I mean, good morning sers!? Happy needful day to yous sers!?

>>54800867
> I was going to redeem
what do you mean?

>>54800837
>If your bank dies, what happens to your brokerage account
it should be SIPC insured, so you're covered up to 250k$ i believe. this is for the US though, not sure about other countries

>>54800708
>she

>>54800934
Cool, because I think SCHW is the next domino to fall

When can I get some $100 TSLA?

>>54800958
my bet is on DB

>>54800837
Get a broker to which you can wire the money directly and it will be stored at their clearinghouse. I think.

>>54800934
That's oddly not what SIPC insurance is for. According to SIPA customer's assets are not counted or usable by brokers to cover liabilities (it's a criminal offence to do so) and need to be transferred to those customers or to a new broker. The insurance exists to pay out smaller accounts as that is just inconvenient to do. It's what happened to Stearns customers when they went under, think BofA picked them up.

Feels like 2008 vibes up in here

>>54800971
Whats BofA?

>>54801040
Bow of faerdhinen

I deserve asian pussy

>>54800765
Cope, boboid.

>>54801040
Bofa deez nutz!

Some people on the internet are now commenting that the FRC news came from “unnamed sources” late Friday and news agencies ran it without ever vetting official stories from parties involved.
>just

>>54801078
Which news? That they went into FRC receivership or that there was a successful bid?

>>54801040
bank of america
>>54800971
The Securities Investor Protection Corporation (SIPC) protects customers if their brokerage firm fails. Brokerage firm failures are rare. If it happens, SIPC protects the securities and cash in your brokerage account up to $500,000.

looks like SIPC covers 250k worht of securites and another 250k for cash held in a brokerage account

>>54800961
In about two weeks

>>54800971
>>54801099
adding on - SIPC does not give you a cash payout - it makes sure you get your shares back. if the value of those shares tanks, thats not covered in cash terms, it just gives you back the same # of shares you had before

>>54801099
Which is for the event of failure of the system
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/segregation.asp

Brokerage and clients are meant to be segregated, securities are meant to be transferred in their totality to the client or new brokerage if it exceeds SIPC's limit or on request.

It's weirdly safer than banks.

>>54801123
>SIPC does not give you a cash payout
It does up to 250K.

>>54801123
https://www.uscourts.gov/services-forms/bankruptcy/bankruptcy-basics/securities-investor-protection-act-sipa#:~:text=Typically%2C%20when%20a%20brokerage%20firm,the%20failed%20firm%20is%20liquidated.

>>54800946
yes and her
weep more

>>54801054
You deserve chemical castration.

>bobos still rooting for the FRC nothingburger to cause a crash

if you think the market should turn red from such a thing, and it doesnt. when do you just realize youre wrong bobo

This is bearish, I'm buying McDonalds puts

>>54801138
>>SIPC does not give you a cash payout
>It does up to 250K.
that's if you were holding cash. if you were holding 250k worth of stocks, it would not pay out 250k cash - it would give you back your shares of the stocks from what i understand

>>54801130
>It's weirdly safer than banks.
the banks are FDIC insurance, which is coverage on cash in a bank account up to 250k per institution. FDIC insurance is decent for regular people. if you're really rich, FDIC and SIPC will not be enough coverage for you. you'll have to create new accounts with several different banks and brokerages and split up your holdings between them so they're all insured

you'll probably have to buy a bunch of US treasuries with all your extra cash since their backed by the "full faith and credit of the US gov't." that and buy a bunch of gold bars and store them yourself

Has FRC sold or not? I can find literally no news.

>>54800235
>SVB was just fucking stupid, the Risk Manager spent her last month before the bank was seized planning a Gay Pride Parade, in San Fran, a city that has Gay Pride Parades weekly.
pretty sure the official story is that they had fired her risk manager months before the collapse

>>54801294
They couldn't get a buyer. JPM was unironically bidding $.01 per share

>>54800573
Heh, trappy-chan used to be a 4chinner with a tripcode and everything. I think her femboy routine still gets passed around /fit/

>>54801294
Here's your news

>>54801335
Based JP Morgan

>>54801294
DFPI- CALIFORNIA FINANCIAL REGULATOR TAKES POSSESSION OF FIRST REPUBLIC BANK

DFPI- DFPI APPOINTED THE FEDERAL DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORPORATION (FDIC) AS RECEIVER OF FIRST REPUBLIC BANK

DFPI- FDIC HAS ACCEPTED A BID FROM JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, COLUMBUS, OHIO, TO ACQUIRE FIRST REPUBLIC BANK AND ASSUME ALL DEPOSITS

DFPI- AS OF APRIL 13, 2023, FIRST REPUBLIC BANK, BASED IN SAN FRANCISCO, HAD TOTAL ASSETS OF APPROXIMATELY $229.5 BILLION AND TOTAL DEPOSITS OF APPROXIMATELY $96.3 BILLION

>>54801335
A poison pill

>>54801370
Equity holders get nothing I assume?

>>54801335
Kneel

>>54801392

JAPAN POST BANK SUSPENDS SERVICES

THOSE WITH JAPAN POST BANK ACCOUNTS WILL BE UNABLE TO DO THE FOLLOWING:

CAN'T USE JP BANK ATMS (E.G. AT POST OFFICES)
CAN'T USE NON-JP BANK ATMS (E.G. AT CONVENIENCE STORES)
CAN'T USE JP BANK DEBIT CARDS
CAN'T WITHDRAW MONEY
CAN'T DEPOSIT MONEY
CAN'T MAKE MONEY TRANSFERS
CAN'T USE YUCHO PAY AND OTHER SMARTPHONE APPS
CAN'T ADD MONEY TO SMARTPHONE PAYMENT SERVICES
CAN'T USE THE "SAVINGS COUNTER" AT POST OFFICES
CAN'T LOGIN TO THE YUCHO DIRECT WEBSITE
CAN'T REGISTER ACCOUNTS

>>54801400
with jews......you win

>>54801405
holy shit, why?

I'm so fucking horny bros
I want to stop jerking off but anime girls make my dick too hard. What stocks can I buy to improve self-control?

>Futes

>>54800934
>>54800968
But, like, do you go to login at your brokerage account, and you are locked out? Do they delete your account?

>>54801483
there are clearing corporations that register securities to you and will transfer it out with or without your broker

>>54800736
You've been right so far. Anyone man enough to tell you that? I will

>>54801418
Just updating their software, literally a nothing burger

>>54801421
Why hasn't pornhub done a SPAC yet?

A BANK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>54801405
thanks for playing jpn bank will never open again

Damnit, I sold my JPM expecting FRC's death to negative affect bank stocks.

What broker would allow me to leverage with just 500 euros? IBRK requires a minimum of 2000 iirc.

>>54801524
Except any time anyone mentioned the bobo thesis that troon just says "not interested in your arguments words, boboid". It's an obnoxious little Ukraine flag troon and not worth replying to.
The bobo thesis is still intact as long as the yield curve is where it is.

>>54801657
Get a job nigga

>>54801670
please help a nigga here

>>54801687
https://careers.mcdonalds.com/choose-location#europe

>>54801669
Hello schizo, you still haven't left to twitter?

>>54801697

>>54801657
why are europeans so poor, i feel bad for you guys.

>>54801631
They did go down for a day after that shitty earnings. We'll see in a week

>>54801405
> golden week

>...and then we told them the banking system is sound and resilient

>>54800277
Thank you for the insider info anon

the crash is over

How many systemically important banks can bleed out before the fed starts cutting rates again? I'm guessing at least 2 more.

CHECK THE PRICE (OF OIL)

>>54801770
no

>>54801770
Wee recession fears again

>>54801770
Where's the floor on this thing? 60 dollars?

>>54801770
The petrodollar is dead nobody needs oil anymore, we're witnessing the rise of the cumdollar

>>54801709
What's this about "left", trannoid
I've always been on Twitter (and reddit), account is dated to 2009, just like I've always been here. Sorry you haven't figured out how to have 2 online personas at once yet, retard.

>>54801769
When one of the single digit biggest banks in the country fails.

I'm buying BOIL at 3.15 again

It's a new month. You know what that means.

Wake up at 4:00 AM every day.

NoFap
NoDrink
NoPoop
NoPee
NoFeelingGood
NoEnjoyingThings

>>54801769
If they cut rates it means they've given up on fighting inflation and fighting inflation at any cost was a lie.

>>54801335
Not even a funny gif

>>54801459
Based. When my FRC shares moon, I will invest in flat chested waifu. Pic related.

>>54801899
Today is May day
no work

guys i've found this great undervalued play look at these last reported numbers
- 5.5 BILLION in revenue
- 13 BILLION in cash
- only 650 million market cap!!

check it out: 1st republic bank wagmi to the moon

bros, today would be a good time to go all in it's going to a bulls on parade day.

>>54801719
>why are europeans so poor
Because their healthcare is “free”

Wait jpm bought the bank but not the equity shares? So what happens to those?

>>54801947
you wipe your ass with them

>>54801947
self-serving sacrifice.

>>54801954
Anyone wants to bet on who is next? I am going with WAL and ZION.

>>54801973
>zion is a stock ticker for a bank
isn't that a little too... on the nose?

>>54801985
>ZION
wait till you hear they named an entire park that anon

>>54801985
Read up on them.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zions_Bancorporation
Majority owned by LDS.

>>54801657
fxflat
optimus futures
ninjatrader

you really need 1k or even 2k to deal with margin calls

>>54801971
So what happens to my FRC puts? Should I just delete my app and not answer the phone?

>>54802024
yep

>>54802004
Wikipedia says they're majority owned by keystone not LDS. Anyway I am tempted to slurp, I think those cultists have their claws in the government and won't let their shareholders get screwed

>>54802024
puts can be exercised eventually via pink sheets
from my understanding it basically went to $0 so you made max profit.

I'm addicted and it's bleeding into my social and work life but I can't stop and have to get more NOW. How to profit from this?

>>54802016
much appreciated man

>>54802082
age donkey kong?

It's only just begun.

>>54802054
Date a girl who keeps it swifty

>>54802054
just did some 5 second DD on NOW on their website
I rate it a sell

>>54802042
I think he meant he sold puts

>>54802090
dindu knuffin

>>54802114
Correct. I sold puts

>>54802114
>>54802131
Interesting.

>>54801937
check the liabilities m8. shit's sussin fr fr nocap

>go to mcdonalds on late night munchie run
>put order in mobile app, use deal for buy a quarter pounder get another for 29 cents with an extra hot n spicy
>get to location for pickup
>"lol sorry we can't make that right now"
>"btw refund will take 24 hours lol"
Short mcdonalds. Now. With everything. Dumb faggots can't even make a mobile app right and are staffed solely by the most retarded assholes alive. Wouldn't even give me equal value in breakfast burritos. Fuck me for being hungry, and I don't get paid till tomorrow. WHY'D YOU LET ME ORDER IT IF YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT FUCKING NI-
>seething anger aside this is not a great sign for the company, incompetent app design and employees and managers at one of their flagship locations

someone explain to me wtf is going on with FRC because I don't get it. shit is still trading? there are still people who are bullish? i don't get it.

Is FRC going back to $80?

>>54802131
I bought a few calls and leaps just for lols idk what that means right now

>>54802242
It's a coinflip. Longs are betting the government and fed cuck out to bail them out meaning the price would go back up, shorts are betting the government and fed tell them to eat shit, shit blood, sell everything for pennies on the dollar to a megabank, then die. If they choose the former we see inflation skyrocket because it'll be clear nobody has any balls, if they choose the latter we see the banking system get fucked to death and another rate hike because Jerome wasn't kidding and the government can just go fuck themselves. Could go either way.

>>54802242
https://www.openweb.com/share/2PBhLmHexQy2ZwdZKG1TAmoIFXu

alfino says short squeeze soon!

>>54802242
>>54802262
>>54802266
JPM paid $redacted for the assets
FDIC and taxpayers (You) lost money bailing out depositors
FRC goes to $0

>>54801906
>and fighting inflation at any cost was a lie.

they lied to us before. and not just about the "inflation is transitory", either... remember when the wuhan lab leak was an insane conspiracy theory? yeah. what makes you think they won't like to you again? and again, and again, and again? when will you stop falling for it?

>>54802314
it's still insane.

>>54802286
Good.

>>54801906
Aren't two more rate hikes guaranteed from that prank call with Jerome?

>>54801973
Lol, betting anything called Zion isn't getting bailed out

FRC has been taken by the FDIC and sold to jpm so why is FRC still moving pre-market? shouldn't the company's stock trades be halted and delisted?

>>54802324
is it though? seems like par for the course at this point, honestly. how long has "clown world" been a meme now?

>May 1st pre-bell: ON Semi
>May 1st after-bell: NXP Semi
>May 2nd after-bell: AMD

>sell in may go away

>>54802286
$18b is what they paid.
That’s not how the DIF works.
Yes.

>>54802401
You could argue it first started in 2017 but it's been solidly in action since 2018 and reached public consciousness as being a real thing and the only explanation for the state of the world in 2019, so 4-6 years at this point. If the last time it happened is any indication we've got another six years to go so the best advice I can give is hold off on the suicide to spit on the clown until it kills itself. Still doesn't matter, it'll be back in another few years after it dies to lead us into another war about two decades after this one wraps up.
>Honk honk!

>>54802393
If you can’t get a clown fren, become the clown fren.

Praying the semis open up so I can get into SOXS

Semi earnings will be brutal
>>54802413

>>54802249
No they’re now part of JPM’s consolidated balance sheet. Frc already does not exist

uh why are parts of the market closed

>>54802547
Because it’s 7am

What's happening in Europe rn? Could be telling for the other markets today.

>>54802565
i mean the eu market. its usually fully open at this time but today only partially. sweden for example is closed

>>54802586
May Day

>>54802591
We are sending the coast guard, now

Yep glad I sold FRC friday at 9:30. I had a feeling this shat would happen (FDIC takes over) after no news on any deal happening. I'd have gotten shafted totally if I'd held.

>>54802591
Why are euros so obsessed with this fucking commie gobbledygook?

>>54802591
so us, italy, denmark etc don't have it? weird holiday usually its either entire market down or open

I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT: FED PAUSES AND THEN IT"S THE DEBT CEILING WHICH WILL BE THE NEXT FAKE HYSTERIA

Does anyone have the earning whisper calendar for this week?

Good morning smg

>>54802582
today is the 1st of may holiday in europe so no one is doing jack shit
leftos and communists are out preaching though

>>54802628
Good morning. The day of the dump is here!

>>54802611
Wew'f lar....

Grug, grug, grug, grug
Grug, grug, grug, grug
Grug, grug, grug, grug
Grug, grug, grug, grug
Grug grug grug grug, grug grug
Gruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

>>54802611
how do i profit of this while the market is sleeping?

>>54802637
>The day of the dump is here!
My goal is to not be hooked to going into tomorrow

>>54802635
i hope its open tomorrow i cant take this much longer

how we looking for today? this bank thing going to be an issue

>>54802659
ES struggles to rise

>>54802635
europe is always on "holiday". nobody works there.

>>54802654
>going into tomorrow
I mean Wednesday for fomc

>>54802654
Be strong

and by the way this week is huge in terms of stats, so expect lots of crabbing until thursday

>>54802659
Semi earnings. SOX will test new lows in three weeks.

>>54802663
and thank god for that
cant expect us to work 36 hours a week with only 5 weeks of paid vacation
good thing there are also like 15 public holidays every year

>>54802488
bad earnings? bullish
this market is fucked

>>54802716
>green id
Extremely bullish

>>54801973
Umm… is it bad I bank at one of the highlighted banks?

>>54802716
Outlook will be fucked as well

Chips are piling up in front of the production lines for Consumer applications. Automotive outlook isn’t that strong either.

BOIL

CAPTCHA: AWSGDP
>AWS
>GDP

>Futes

I got a whole lot of money, bitches count it for me
BOBO keep popping, that's why the MUMU'S jocking
It's a party, it's a party, it's a party
It's a party, it's a party, it's a party
My bobro on a pill, my other bobro drunk
Roll up the loud, bobo trying to get fucked up
It's a party, it's a party, it's a party
It's a party, it's a party, it's a party

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YaM6_yiUchw

>>54802683
So far, Semi earning pumped more sox than dumped it. And thus solely based on good 2025 guidance.

>>54801054
I like that purple.

>>54802818
The foundries did okay because supply chain is easing. The semis with end-market exposure will have to guide cautiously.

they can't keep suppressing us like this oil bros

>>54800020
I'm going all in on uranium.
URANIUM FEVER HAS GOT ME FEELING DOWN
URAAANIUUUUUMMMMM FEVEERRRRRRRR IS SPREADING ALL AROUND

Long BRK, Long MSFT.

Purchase quality assets
Hold forever
???
Profit!

>>54802874
>inb4 they'll all guide high, get pumped and insiders sell before everything dump
wouldn't be surprised tbqhfamalam

Where is everybody?

>futes

>ON beat
holy shit there we go

Every time you exercise as a white male, a jew cries out in pain. Every time you invest, a jew cries out in pain. Every time a goy betters himself, a jew cries out in pain.

EXERCISE
INVEST
DEVELOPE SKILLS AND HOBBIES

SELL COVERED CALLS OR YOU'RE GAY

>>54803001
oh, i thought that was another NATO bunker in Kyiv...

>>54802995
Asleep or maybe the bot programs they purchased expired in April?

>>54803007
>COVERED CALLS
I like em a bit spicier than that

>>54803007
Based
I put all my money into investments
I put my emergency cash in a safe
DONT LET YOUR MONEY SIT AROUND IN A BANK
THEY MAKE MONEY OFF OF YOU

Bull bros, I kneel. Today it looks like I'll be liquidated.

>>54800261
cope

This market will heal as long as yellen doesn't get on tv this week and say the market is strong or some crazy lie like that.

>>54803036

This economy is strong. I'm going all in.

predict today's market open anons

What will this gentleman do today?

hope you guys sold everything

Silver be pumpin’ frfr

>>54803121
I predict it opens at 9:30 AM NYSE time.

>>54803140
gonna wait for wednesday

>>54803121
giga pump to liquidate me.

>>54803148
okay what'll be the opening position of S&P and Dow?

Today has to be a dump right? 2nd largest bank failure = dump, RIGHT? What possible fucking reason can there be for it not to be. I'm going insane.

>>54803122
nude oiled arm wrestle elizabeth warren
and wink
while he gives it
a little tickle

Is the stock market open today

to the moooon

>>54803164
mumus can stay longer retarded than you can stay solvent

>>54803175
it will be open but you won't be able to trade
when all of the circuit breakers
are triggered

>>54803164
are you crazy? thats bullish!
that means the fed is gonna pivot

everyone thank JPM for their heroic act of picking and choosing FRC's good assets and dumping the shitty ones on the taxpayer. oh yea and 'too big to fail' gets even bigger. wooo!

>>54803164
bank failures only dump oil. Didn't you get the memo? Recession only means people won't be able to afford gas, not iphones.

>>54803163
Nothing is going to happen until the federal reserve fucks everybody in the ass later this week.

So FRC baggies will continue trading today even though it’s worth zero?
>>54803203
Kek.

>>54803164
have you heard the JPM news?
nothing is gonna happen today

>U.S. Treasury says the country's banking system is "sound and resilient" after regulators seized First Republic Bank and sold it to JPMorgan Chase.

>>54803227
does pre market also have circuit breaker?
because frc is stuck at 1.90

look im a gigabear but frc was literally a nothingburger get the fuck over

>>54803241
JPM IS A FORTRESS... THAT NOW EATS SMALLER FORTRESSES!

>>54803259
The shareholders all get fucked, and Jamie Dimon gets the assets for pennies on the dollar. This is worse than when the reddit bought BBBY.

>>54803258
Ahh the mega banking consolidation is going as planned!

>>54803261
Sell in May and go away (forever)

>>54803261
>nothingburger
yeah like the other 4 banks who failed in this sound and resilient system huh?
stop larping you mumu fucking shit

>>54803302
The safest place to put your money is in a coffee can buried in an undisclosed location.

>>54803312
Are you buying more SKYT baggie

>>54803274
BBBY is also getting merged?

>>54803302
SVB was bullish as hell bobo

>>54803312
based
Chock full o' Nuts still makes 'em outta steel.

Daily reminder: Bank failures are not bullish

>>54803313
Nah, I'm buying more TOPS.

>>54803335
>Daily reminder: Bank failures are not bullish
Daily reminder: Tighter credit conditions are not bullish

>>54803338
>Number of employees: 1

>>54803355
>>54803335
daily reminder artificial intelligence IS bullish

>the Vix this low
wtf so nobody is really hedging at that point? How is everyone this confident I don't get it

>>54803361
Look, this is what we like to call FREE MONEY.

>>54803377
no one is buying 1 month options, everyone is gambling in short term or 1 day options like degenerates

>>54803375
for now

>>54803355
Daily reminder: Banks have completely collapsed the expansion of credit in wake of bank failures
Daily reminder: Banks create money when they loan money out
Daily reminder: the collapse of new loans = the collapse of the money supply
Daily reminder: the Great Depression was compounded by the decrease in the money supply

>>54803393
Like Yellen said, this economy has never been stronger!

>>54803504

Ten minutes since last post in /smg/

>>54803495
Don't worry, they're going to incentivize lending to people with lower FICA scores while penalizing borrowers with higher FICA scores. This will fix the situation.

>>54803525
Thirty seven minutes since last post in /smg/

Mannarino loss porn update.

>>54804404
Ah ffs wrong thread...