/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54799898
for starters avoid using inspect element

>>54799898
Ask them for more

>>54799898
Give it to me and I'll tell you

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>>54799904
it's OK to envy.
but seriously though how do i get laid without risking my safety?

>>54799898
go be a hobo

>>54799923
kill yourself

>>54799898
Anon go on a coom trip. Start in Amsterdam at the red light district and eat pot brownies+shrooms. Then Hamburger red light district, then Frankfurt, then Athens. (Optional) think either Antwerp or Ghent have a red light district. This is what I did when I was 19, though not at the same time

>>54799942
hit a nerve eh? :D

>>54799953
no but you should kill yourself

>>54799952
This is dumb.

OP if you’re white just travel to third world countries and impregnate as many women as possible

>>54799952
>eat pot brownies+shrooms
that's not a fun way to die lol

>>54799963
if i send you 100 bucks can we be friends again? :)
post your wallet

>>54799976
no thanks

>>54799976
Weed and shrooms aren't crazy hard drugs anon kek
>>54799970
My way is easier for social awkward people like OP I assume

>>54799993
name your price bro

>>54800007
>take weedshorrom
>life so good
>so good that not afraid to jump from building
fuck you glownigger

>>54800035
Kek you make an incel thread then just argue with everyone giving you answers. Classic incel behavior

>>54799898
buy a tesla and balenciaga sneakers and offer to take girls shopping just after you stop by your apartment

>>54800035
>Weed and shrooms
>Jump off building
>Closed minded virgin asking for advice then arguing

Seems like you already know everything?

I don't think any amount of money will get you laid if this is how you think

>>54800097
>>54799898

Literally this.
You need to flex your status
To further add to it , buy high quality bots for your Instagram.
Use a marketing agency to take those fake private jet influencer photos, or shit similar to that. For Instagram or any social media of your choosing.
Make it seem like you run an online company or some shit.
Take videos of going to interesting places and make it seem like you have a high standard of living. The bots will make it seem like you're a popular influencer.
Women love status more than anything and will definitely fuck you, way better than hookers.
This is or course assuming you have a decent amount of money.

>>54799898
Buy some BTC, a couple nodes worth of ETH, and maybe some non-meme alt-coins that catch your eye and enjoy the bull run. Deal with getting laid after.

>>54799898
buy a Lambo for like 250k and do some uber for awhile. Im sure you will get some girl who flirts with you.

>>54799898
It took your parents their entire adults lives to accrue what you're going to waste on some dumb crypto coin in an attempt to get laid with a 4/10. If you were interested in anything beyond sex, you'd realize you could live off this nestegg for the rest of your life, but instead you're bitching about fucking women. Figure your shit the fuck out.

>>54800022
i don’t have a price bro

>>54799898
>be endowed with trust funds
>can only think about muh dik
you clearly aren't competent enough to make sound financial decisions

>>54799898
withdraw all the money and burn it
then kill yourself

you can’t buy this

>>54799898
Get out of BofA, the bank might go down.

If you're white move to any non western country

>>54800170
pussy is everything you faggot

>>54800197
everyone has a price

>>54800208
how much bro? i can make your seethe disappear and then we're friends OK?

>>54800289
Literally what a virgin incel would say. All over the world, there are broke drug addicted criminals who get laid and you can't even with 2 millie in the bank lmfao.

>>54800303
should i try escorts bro?

>>54799898
Seriously move your money to a credit union. BofA is prime broker, for many hedge funds and the hedge-funds basically have created a time bomb for them.

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>>54800321
https://www.tsescorts.com/

>>54800354
kek

>>54799898
Send me 1k in eth and I'll turn you into a chad in less than a week but you gotta be cool with talking one on one. I won't give you any Andrew Tate bs. You have to worry about women not knowing your net worth. 90% of women want attention. Give it to them the right way while not being an asshole and they'll be head over heels. The first piece of advice is free. Discord is Vibekilla#8245 see you there.

>>54800518
>>54799898
One more freebie: women do not respect a man they can easily overpower physically or mentally. This is especially so in group settings with her friends. You must be comfortable being uncomfortable. Eventually this too shall be of no issue for you. If you're serious about this then I'll spend a week training you for results. If you don't contact me then I wish you the best of luck.

>>54799898
Congrats. You're middle class.

I also forgot to mention if you cannot respect yourself enough to wait and withhold sex then golddiggers will have a field day manipulating you. You're desperate enough to consider escorts and that tells me you're frustrated and unhappy. We'll start there, king.

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>>54799898
Buy this book, then read it, and apply the knowledge to your life.

>>54799898
I will get you laid safely if you invest in my startup.

t. Former Chad, but still got the moves tier boomer

>>54800331
This. Get your fucking money out of the fucking bank before you lose all of it.

>>54799993
Holy based

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>>54800518
This nigger thinks this is real Lmaoo watching some amateur trying to grift fucking killed me cheers bro

I need money for buying groceries.. I don't have anything..
send some love, anon
i'm getting banned but 3 days are worth a chance to eat

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>>54800838
Jannies remove this poor

>>54800838
sent.
you seem like you need it bro.
fuck jannie niggers and fuck all the seething envy wagecucks :)

>>54799898
Honest answer: pay for Tinder premium to get more matches, use ChatGPT and AB testing to write good messages, fail 100 times, eventually succeed.

>>54800880
larp or not, thanks anon and God bless you
I'll check my metamask tomorrow.
I'm going to sleep

>>54800838
KYS grifters, you are the reason the world falls apart, fucking cockroach.

Fuck off

>>54800289
>dErP
No surprise there.

>>54800518
You inept grifters are a plague.
Fucking NPCs.

Hire a few “girlfriend experience” escorts and go to a hip bar. It will be so easy meeting women. Do that a dozen times and you now have dozens of womens phone numbers and can go from there

>>54799898
Fitness and confidence are directly correlated. It may not be fun at first and takes about a year to see significant results without drugs. But even if you're a blithering retards, some girls will fuck you and maybe even like you if you spend time with them. Buy a decent practical car, get a gym membership and eat well and supplement protein and creatine. Go 4-6 days a week. Travel a bit, do road trips or flights, don't be crazy just put yourself out there. Use dating apps near small towns and you'll be the one guy all the girls haven't seen. Put yourself out there and don't try so hard. If you don't get laid within a year you can come back and call me a nigger. And by fucking god do not flaunt your flimsy 2 mil, it means nothing.

Take this from a skinny guy weird guy who lost virginity a 18 from a girl who felt bad that I hadn't lost it. 9 years and 9 girls, some enjoyable, some regrettable. I am married now to a cutie who gets mad if we don't do the business enough.

Put most of it into an index fund