/biz/ - Business & Finance

What is my next yolo call??

MARKET
WANTS
HIGHER

>>54796890
I will scale the mountain of learning to become a great stock broker!

>>54796890
>Asia markets open up in a little over an hour
>not a peep about FRC yet

Yeah if there is a deal, can the Fed please announce it already? Things are bad enough as is with FOMC Wednesday

Post your FRC bags. I want to know average price per share and number of shares you own. Don't be shy now.

>>54796926
WANTING
IT
&
GETTING
IT
are 2 different
THINGARRINOS

>>54797112
PNC will get it. Nobody will gaf

the only currency the euros are green on
is being gay

>>54797135
Is that before or after it goes into FDIC receivership?

I bought KDP after earnings. What am I in for?

>>54797168
just being based
same as usual
you might want to hold it for a while.

TOTAL DOLLAR DEATH.

Sell USD. Short USD. Exchange USD for competing currencies. Refuse to do business with USD-using entities. Burn USD. Use USD for financially irresponsible speculative investments. Take out massive USD-denominated loans to invest in commodities. Embezzle millions from USD-utilizing retirement funds. Shred USD. Wipe your anus with USD.

Pretty slow tonight, huh? I thought they wanted FRC wrapped up before open

>>54797196
Dimon is probably bargaining
for a bettah price
and the other faggots can't even
meet that one
but then the Feds might have played
tha Epstein card
so things
will
likely
wrap
soon/ish

>>54797147
It already went into receivership. JPM, PNC, and BOFA (deez nuts) are offering bids that'll get processed before Chinese markets open.

I got a job and its far more analytical and excel based than i thought. Is there a better version of chat gpt yet? Or should I just stick with that and youtube?

>friend is obviously dating some toxic hoe who manipulates his life and friends
>explain the sitch, cut all contact with him and let him make his own mistakes

Best thing you can do IMO. if a bitch runs your life you are not a man. Ive seen dudes get retarded like this with toxic hoes (the type to never leave them alone nor give them space) and it never ends well. When will men learn to not let women run their life? Why cant all men be autistic unempathetic people like me?

>>54797234
So we’re all just waiting to see how fucked the equity holders are? And does that mean they only insure up to the $250K limit, or will the new bidder save the deposit holders?

How are the Berkshire bros. still alive?

>futures

>>54797272
Child Sacrifice Anon. Youll have to do the same eventually if you become a billionaire

>>54797260
but that tight poontang tho

>>54797271
Equity holders are going to be zeroed out, because the bank has more liabilities than assets. Depositors are fine up to $250k. Beyond that is up in the air.

>>54797311
All deposits will probably move to the new buyer if the customer decides to stay.
>t. retard

>>54797283
that pizza looks dope bro. nice homemade good crust.

>>54797272
Their jobs don't make them want to die, so they don't.

Commence doompaul posting

Liquidity crisis on our hands
LLLLL
FFFFF
GGGG

>>54797406
Nonsense. The S&P seems to have reached a permanently high plateau.

>>54797406
>>54797425

>>54797432
Based historically-aware anon.

>>54797406

>>54797432
Student loans
Pending bids on homes falling through (I'll buy when mine sells)^5
Layoffs in HCOL areas
Rent increasing
Goods costs not slowing
Where we go, nobody is knowing

>>54797473
Priced in

>futures

uhhh.. wasn't there supposed to be a closed auction before asian markets open?

>>54797283
Lol it's Charles munger

$6000 cleared in my Roth IRA. I want to dump it all into O. Do not reply to this post

>>54797305
Bitch hes with has some serious issues so I dont care
Wont let him hang with friends without being there

>>54797499
Kek

Quiet day today on SMG threads. Not sure why so much panic over junk banks folding its just a step in a cycle and the runup to CRE capitulation by late 2025 when leases are up and the new environment changes new leases, many REITs wont make it so well to 2027 I assume. I think now is the time to take hard decisions into growth dividends in lesser "fun" sectors. I-bonds dropping rates tells me more money is going to come back into equities but tech already is running out of steam for now. Apple will report less iphones selling and it will damper tech's mini bullrun. For me I will be going into hanes brands. Really love their clothing and debt levels dont scare me, their ability to pay off debts is good and sitting pretty before they go back to dividends again is going to be great.

>>54797520
This some way to signal people to short Berkshire Hathaway?

I will take note.

>>54797562
hanesbrands is a bellwether for mens' socioeconomic status which has been significantly on the decline since the 2015 top. i'd continue to short it because there's no bull case for men

Russell 2000 when.

>>54797121
>6 miles walk
Would it be longer if I rode my bike?

>>54797621
Good question. Small-caps just can't catch a break.

>>54797621
We already priced in something ad bad as 2008

It is literally the Russell 2000a turn to Russell some Jimmie's

>>54797608
>no bull case for men
the sad
sad
truth
i knew this was going to be the case when they started saying it was no longer ok to bring your guns to school. back when i was in school we kept our guns out in the truck because shit, we always kept our guns out in the truck, period. not long after, they started telling kids that was not ok. i knew right then that the synagogue of satan were going to start systematically turning everyone into faggots, and now look where we are today.

>>54797564
No I just like giving myself a raise

>futes

>>54797667
Dividend Twitter fags are so insufferable. Just the same shit over and over

>>54797683
Nice and reliable. Just the way I like it

What am i buying this week?

>>54797697
>LUMN
That "value" stock just keeps losing and losing...

>>54797697
a coffin

>>54797690
Their posts are just the most inane "disregard price and buy dividend aristocrat" posts and engagement-farming "What tickers did you buy today??" They dont have anything of value or interest to add and there are so many of them

>blocks your path

> > 54797662
Wtf is this rant. Glowie spotted

>>54797749
city boi faggot spotted
you know nothing of going hunting and fishing with your frens right after school
many such cases
sad

>>54797735
Markets are very chaotic and it's difficult for most people to manage chaos.
People want to find an easy rule to stick to and repeat it to others to reinforce their belief in it, despite the optimal strategies constantly changing due to all sorts of random pressures.

Give me some FRC hopium.

Just texted a boomer he fucking responded with "first off i am old school call me or you wont get the job"

Whatever old man

>>54797845
>filtered

>>54797845
lmao yet he responded by text

>>54797667
>get paid dividend
>stock value drops
>portfolio is worth less than before dividend
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE

>>54797864
that's because he's being generous and giving the opportunity to the faggot who needs a job to come and benefit from the job providing business that he either owns or represents. as long as you are the one who has to go and ask others for jobs, then you are the nigger and they are the based boss. getting uppity does not change the fact that you are still the nigger in need.

G-Guys..
>South Korean exports fell 14% y/y in April, but semiconductor exports collapsed 41%

>>54797843
asia is open and the biggest bear trap of all time has occured as a result of yellow journalism. congrats if you bought a lotto ticket.

>>54797868
then buy more8x

>>54797900
this plus Taiwan just entered technical recession

>>54796926

>>54797894
Kill boomers, behead boomers, slice boomers, boil boomers alive. Refusal to adapt to the modern world via tech should be an automatic right to gun them down

>>54797868
>reinvest at a cheaper price
>only invest in aristocrats so you know the dividend will grow
It really is that easy. My entire Roth is O, KO, and VOO

>>54797894
true, but they are also in need of niggers to do work or they will go bankrupt as well.

So, J.P Morgn bought First Republic although they are now above 10%. How many rules do they want to break and then blame Trump (as they did with SVB)

Switching to edibles. My lungs need some rest

>>54797900
>South korea
>relevant
You bobos are getting desperate huh

>>54797920
>boil
I'll hop on that price action

>>54797921
I like the idea of dividend stocks but ones linked to housing scare me.

How does it feel
knowing you'll
never be a real womN?

>>54797920
what a faggot fuckin' fool
"tech" should only be used with metaphorical tongs and condoms. "tech" is the final destruction of humanity. "tech" is antichrist.
>>54797926
there's an endless supply of niggers
but a great scarcity of good, and even breddy decent, jerbs.

>>54797962
O is a commercial REIT. They rent to CVS and 711

Guyssssss it's over.

>>54797953
>Semiconductors irrelevant
>semiconductors reason for high prices during corona bottleneck
Ok, Majin Mumu

>>54797964
Nigger if you cannot text in the 21st century you should be raped shot and killed in that order

Fuck these boomers

>>54797978
RIP STOCK MARKET!

>>54797900
South Korea popped up in my beta cousins AI headline reader. He's pretty liberal and sells spy calls. I've been watching South korea for a week. Their news is pretty funny.

>>54797978
Was Jim Cramer really a bear in 2007?

>>54797978
WE
TOLE
YOOOOU
PEEEPLE
NAATA
GET
INVOOOLVED
INNNAAATTT

>>54797978
When the fuck is he ever a bear?

>>54797978
my honest reaction senpai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqnCk93xcOo

>>54797288

>>54797998
nigger, if you cannot talk to a man man to man like a fuckin' man then you are a bitch ass faggot little uppity nigger entitled fuckin' kid and not ready for work
go eat
ur
tendies

>>54796890
Is this a good folio? Looking to grow my XMR and VFV (s&p500 etf) holdings. I am 19 I can dca like 1000$ a week into investments

>>54798002
No

>>54798002
Considering markets didn't crash until 2008. I would say that statement is 100% accurate.

>>54798052
Niggers are people too

Okay /smg/ I have cleaned one set of windows in my apartment. I have depleted my energy for the day will tackle the rest in future. So now there is one room with crystal clear windows and the rest are grubby.
Futures are red because I willed them so. You may thank me at your convenience.

>>54798059
I also have some junk silver and like 2000 rounds of ammo for my SKS. I was also thinking about buying Canadian bank ETF

>>54798002
I mean, he did have the "THEY KNOW NOTHING!" rant on the Fed saying they should lower interest rates to save the bond market. I don't know if he was overall bearish at that time though.

>>54798072
She looks really concerned. Is she short or long?

>>54798068
KEK!

>>54798075
>I was also thinking about buying Canadian bank ETF
Jesus fucking christ get your leaf bucks off that filthy exchange, convert them to real money (usd) and buy US equities immediately.

>>54798108
Why?

>>54798097
That's my broker and she's reviewing my yearly portfolio performance.
>>54798108
Because the leaf exchange is gross.

>>54798112
Because you touch yourself at night!

>>54797121
crazy what a free market does to a mf

>>54798059
>XMR
yeah, I'm thinkin based

[Verse 1]
You've been waiting so long, I'm here to sell you a call
I know that I shouldn't have filled your order at all
I've been so busy, but I've been thinking 'bout
What I wanna do with you (HEEM)

[Pre-Chorus]
I know them other buys, they've been talking 'bout the way I do what I do
They heard I was long, they wanna see if it's true
They know you're the one I wanna sell it to
I can see you want me too, now it's me and you

[Chorus]
It's me and you now, uh, I've been heeming (Heeming)
Think I wanna make that move now
Baby, tell me if buy it (Tell me if you buy it)
It's me and you now, uh, I've been heeming
Think I wanna make that move now (Gonna make that move now)
Baby, tell me how you buy it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zVJ5gsLeCSM

When do I buy 2k worth of 0dte out of the money spy puts?

You can't stop me yoy fucking faggots just give me a date and time.

>>54797739
this
btw

>>54798068
>>54798098
>>54797998
>>54797920
>>54797894
>>54797864
>>54797857
I will call the boomer tomorrow. Maybe. I dont need a job but he is offering to teach me his entire business and then hand it over in a few years. I dont want it. Sounds like a lot of work. I dont need it. I enjoy my freedom. I probably wont call him. Why would I sign up to be abused by a boomer to win his silly business that clearly hasnt won him a ferrari??

>>54798108
>>54798112
>pump my 2021 bags

>>54796890
So a bunch of 30-40 year old ships crewed by brown women who crash them into container vessels?

>>54798222
Checked.

Never take chances that's my motto

-nigger

>dump to 400 monday, tuesday,
>uber pump after FOMC
>Friday supremo dump to 380 begins.

>>54796890
>The backing:
>a dying army that the DoD has already come out and admitted is in badly need of finding new recruitment to survive the future

>>54798243
Sounds hot.

>>54798161
It was hard to find a broker that was down for me
So I'm tellin' everybody let klaus be
'Cause he's mine and I can't take no bobos tryin' to short my baby
So I thought I had to let you know
Find some shares you can call your own
'Cause, now you're walkin' in the danger zone
And if the stock's up, you'll be wrong

If you mess with my broker
I'ma be the one to bring it to ya
Got my shorts, got my longs
So find your own and leave mine alone
Don't mess with my broker
I'ma be the one to bring it to ya
Here's a little advice for you, find your own broker

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf3DAUkSmR0

>>54798253

>>54797121
So this baggie probably bought around $30/ share a month ago?

>>54797843
100% loss, they no longer exist as a business. You should have been asking for hopium last week.

A massive missile strike by Russia on Ukraine is ongoing.
- Tu-160s and Tu-95Ms are playing a large role in this strike.
- Residents near strategic airfields first reported the lift-offs, roughly 1-2 hours ago.
- Launch transmissions were transmitted over the Russian Strategic Net about 40 minutes to 1 hour ago.

Oh look russia sending nukes to UGAY...

>>54797661
>We already priced in something ad bad as 2008
That would be SPY 250, it is NOT priced in.

The VIX is a dead product. When will they adjust the algorithm for it.

>>54798325
Remember how in Fallout, society became filled with godless degenerate assholes just before the world ended? Haha, good thing that was just a silly game.

>>54798362
In Fallout 4 you start off with a cute little family, so I'm not sure I'm following the reference...
You should long gold, though. I've been long GLD, JNUG, and IAU for the last 2 months

>>54798222
sounds like a *very* generous and based man. such a vast number of people in this world who would be deeply grateful for such an opportunity. it is good that you are passing it up so that someone who will appreciate it might get the shot, if they are fortunate enough to come across it and him nootice them.

>Australian Melbourne Institute Inflation (M/M) Apr: 0.2% (prev 0.3%)
>- Melbourne Institute Inflation (Y/Y) Apr: 6.1% (prev 5.7%)

Wtf? HOW? HAAHAHAHHH

>>54798377
Ask me how I know you didn't read any of the terminals.

>>54798419
Lol my steam account says I last played it 3 years ago. Sorry I don't remember the indepth lore, nerd.

>>54798419
Hahahaha yeah you fucking nerd

>>54797716
>Woman CEO
D
r
o
p
p
e
d

>>54798463
>>54798467
That's nothing, man. You should see my HFW playthrough on Ultra. It makes Fallout's hardest difficulty look casual.

>>54797900
That just means the semiconductor market is starting its cyclical upswing :)

>>54798500
Nah, I’m literally replaying baukders gate 3 right now, I’m fucking hype for the release. It’s going to be the first game to truly be DnD5E the video game.

>>54798002
>>54798094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkbdjetlY8

>>54798377
>In Fallout 4 you start off with a cute little family
That was a great game intro. One of the best ever IMO. Then the rest of the game was a 5/10

>>54798325
An escalation of the Nato/Ukraine/Russia "war" was inevitable with the recent slump of oil priced back into the $70 range.
The shelling will continue until morale improves.

How come no one ever talks about the fact that you can have a comfortable retirement only investing in dividend growth stocks in a Roth IRA?

I think my chinese takeout shrimp had the shrimp shit still in it

>>54798555
OK, check back in 30 years when half the companies have gone bankrupt.

>>54798555
How's the weather in New Delhi?

>>54797697
I do business with some of those companies...

>>54798568
Why would Coca Cola go bankrupt? How would SCHD go bankrupt?

>>54798325
>>54798541
>Dude, Russia will use nukes now! For real this time! Look, their bombers are nuclear capable!

Face it: they're just delivering more boring cruise missiles and drones that ensure the Ukie counteroffensive will be even faker and gayer than it was already shaping up to be.

>>54798582
>Face it: they're just delivering more boring cruise missiles and drones that ensure the Ukie counteroffensive will be even faker and gayer than it was already shaping up to be.
Yes, this "war" is about market manipulation.
Especially energy and commodity prices.
And so far the manipulators are losing on all fronts.
Hence these "fake and gay" little escalations.
This "conflict" will linger on for decades.

>>54798581
>Why would Coca Cola go bankrupt?
warrenbuffet.jpg
>How would SCHD go bankrupt?
<---------------see

>>54798605
So you can’t tell me. I already knew as much

I took my binoculars out to look at the bald eagles living near me... and I watched one of them take a giant squirt shit.
Bullish for SPY, America dgaf

>>54797978
It's over

>>54798581
Why would the diabetes company propped up by foodstamps and Warren Buffett be at risk? Are you serious?

And SCHD going bankrupt? No, you'd just have that basket keep performing exactly the same as SPY. Except, you know, enduring forced taxation from the dividends.

I had to undergo therapy, not surgery
The mumu wetted me but, he didn't murder me
Dun, I survived
He thought that I died
Now it's time to throw the short shares in, mission revenge
Once was friends, now that shit's dead
That stupid muthamumu shoulda shot me in the head
So I went to Brooklyn and met with Dread (bobro)
And told Dread, I want the pussy clot shot dead
That mumu started a war fuckin with me yo
Hit me with a four-four and jetted with a kilo
He hit me in the chest
Lucky I was wearing a vest, but the impact heemed my fuckin flesh (portfolio)
Right after he left, I noticed I was bleeding by my neck
And I was type-scared to death
Yo, I blacked out
I woke up, my bobro had the mac out
Said we gonna get the mumu back no doubt
He told me to rest
I seen my bobro standing at the door with a tec
In case a muthafucker flex
I told him how the muthafuckin mumu co-flipped
And he said parlay bobro, payback's a bitch

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kY0HSO22hYo

>>54798611
well, after the fact I noticed it was SCHD and not SCHW. I do not know what would happen to SCHD if SCHW went under.

>>54798604
The funniest thing recently has been the daily updates on Bakhmut from the Ruskie side. "Yes, comrades, we have suffered 90 casualties to claim over 100 meters of ground."

>>54798619
>Why would the diabetes company propped up by foodstamps and Warren Buffett be at risk?
It wouldn’t
>Except, you know, enduring forced taxation from the dividends.
I specifically stated to buy dividend in a Roth IRA. Regular brokerage gets VOO and that’s it

>>54798627
Absolute worst case, SCHW would just yeet their bank and keep trucking along as a brokerage and market maket.

>>54798638
>It wouldn’t
They are going to Bloomberg sin tax it into the ground the moment fiscal panic sets in and Buffett has croaked.

>I specifically stated to buy dividend in a Roth IRA. Regular brokerage gets VOO and that’s it
Cool, then you just underperform the index by a few % per decade.

Futures are suspiciously flat

>>54798657
Just the way Biden likes 'em...

>>54798654
>They are going to Bloomberg sin tax it into the ground the moment fiscal panic sets in and Buffett has croaked
Revealed to you in a dream or your dad works at sin-tax think tank?

>>54797697
I like shell, its been doing good for me

>>54798684
I am the senior senator from New York.

>futures

Wagmi mumu bros

Only up

My 72 hour fast is complete. I have made a physical sacrifice for my stocks, a lot of energy was built up and moved in the world because of it.

futures dont matter, besides there's no real important earnings or data coming out tomorrow just FRC shenanigans

>>54798738
this is unironically how American innovation died. the great HR filter.

>>54798738
I should have got into HR so I could terrorize people like this.

>>54798765
They should have said something by now

Buddy check out world war 3 computer

>new era of automated drone warfare and AI taking the majority of jobs and a new financial crisis and a currency crash and a generation of androgynous anti-white anti-male anti-natalists and mandated mRNA shots and toxic food and a digital dollar that decides how you're allowed to spend your good boy points

>>54798094
Is this anime even a good?

>>54798764
So what are you going to eat as a celebration?

>>54798764
>for my stocks
Post folio

>>54798785
Yeah, the forest is quiet. Too quiet.

I am from the future
we are going to crab this week

>>54798801
I ate what was in the fridge. Tomato bean soup with some cut up hotdogs. A great celebration would only dampen the power I imbued into my stocks. Only when I make profit, do I truly celebrate with a steak burrito at Azteca.

>>54798830
SPXS

>>54798578
based

>>54798754
Everyone who wants to buy have already bought... Who is going to buy this rally up higher???

I'm a goy
He's a goy
She's a goy
We're all goys HEY!
*repeat 100x

>>54798849
fuck off goku i want to see rileys vaginer and feets

>>54798849
>SPXS
Depending on when you bought you may be heemed, care to buy some puts on your position from me? I'll come to the mid to make the trade happen

>>54798913
>he give up the ultimate power for a vagine

ok
i think i am pretty well enough convinced now
FUCK CRYPTO
U
C
K

C
R
Y
P
T
O

>>54798792
>Is this anime even a good?
It was fine, but doesn't live up to the massive hype it got when released. If you want a chill and relaxed girls with guns show with cute character designs, this is one of those. The plot ended up being pretty lackluster though, A1 seemed painfully cautious presumably to avoid another FranXX debacle. Also, it somehow got a second season so if you do like it, there'll be more soon.

>>54798785
they are busy selling their shares on the black market before it goes to zero

>>54798875

>>54798973
Too bad the fairy FED MOTHER is sleeping. She's not around anymore mumu. you are screwed..

HAHAHAH

Kiss of DEATH.
SOOOO LONG GOODNITE!!!!!

>>54798875
this: >>54798973
401k auto-buys will always put some kind of floor under the market. not that it'll hold out under panic selling. but it's something.

>>54798992
>>54798875


Everyone is gonna buy anon

Sp 500 4300 next weeks

You don't remember me, but I remember you
'Twas not so long ago, you broke my stock in two
Tears on my bobo, pain in his chest
You know the reeeeeeeeeeeeeest, streeeeeeeeeeeessssssss

If we could start anew, I wouldn't hesitate
I'd gladly buy you back, instead of tempting the hand of fate
Tears on my bobo, pain in his chest,
You know the reeeeeeeeeeeeeest, streeeeeeeeeeeessssssss
caused by you, muuuuuuuuuuuuuumuuuuuu

>>54799066
I asked my neighbor if hes gonna buy. He told me no and neither is his mom. Youre screwed bucko.

>>54798764
Im not even finished

>>54799066
I might because I'm really fucking bored.

>>54799083
Maybe they are just waiting until we dip down 0.5%

>>54798844

>>54796890
Test

>>54799110
Uhhh janny we got a live one.

>>54799110

Is Comcast a good stock if I'm investing for income?

>>54796890
i came to this conclusion about what actually backs the dollar a long time ago and this is the first time ive ever seen anyone else bring it up.

pretty sure i got the idea based on things Peter Zeihan was saying.

>>54798849
>goes on 72 hour fast
>eats hotdogs after
My work daughter worked overtime with me today and bought me a steak dinner after. She's such an adorable princess. Treat yourself better anon.

>>54797485
Are these the infamous "pods"?

>>54799108
Man, when are they going to make another Star Fox?

>>54799139
blessed

>>54799139
no knee-grows aloud on /smg/
https://youtu.be/Npe0o3-WXKM

>>54797868
>nigger worship
>doesn't know that's a good thing
fuck off your white act like it

>BBBY
KEK BAGGIESSSS

>>54799174
She's so adorable. She is 18 and has braces. Everytime she smiles it melts my hear, she so sweet and innocent. I would protect her at all costs. She reminds me of this scene

https://youtu.be/4E1BFDAH6mw

>>54798222
>things that didn't happen
Can't find anyone to take up DOTA2 online tonight? Why are you slumming it in /smg/ rich kid?

Side note, the UK's empire was based on External Holdings. The US is not. Short the USD and we make more jobs for ourselves, thanks!

[Mumu]
I'm so sick of being lonely
Every night while my bobo goes out with his bobros
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, be loved
Sick of being lonely
Every night while my bobo goes out with his bobros
I wanna know how it feels to be loved, be loved

[Bobo]
Any other night, you'd be at home waitin' on me, yeah
(What's goin' on?)
Any other night, you'd be actin' like a bugaboo, ooh
(What's goin' on?)
Any other night, you'd be callin' me, stallin' me, ha
(What's goin' on?)
Any other night, bobo can guarantee a page from you, ooh
(What's goin' on?)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0BVwgRTISOQ

>>54799210
>bobos are literally Niggers
Color me Surprised

>>54799205
is that a link to a fucking clips channel that you own?
“here’s johnny” sounds like it’d be a clips channel that you’d run.

do you run that fucking clips channel, mistuh fat hands?

Is there any point in going for a term life insurance policy instead of just DCAing into VOO

>>54799233
negative, it was just by chance. I'm too much of a boomer to clip anything.

>>54799232
Whatever it takes. MY NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!

you've been warned

>>54798002
Yes, he insisted you buy safe stocks like Bear Stearns or Washington mutual.

>>54799232
Just Blaze (Oh bobo)
Oh bobo (Uh)
Killa

All the girls see the (Bobo), look at his kicks (Bobo)
Look at his car (Bobo), all I say is (Oh bobo)
Look, mumu, I'm no good, I'm so hood
Clap at your soldiers sober, then leave after it's over, Killa
I'm not your companion, or your man's stand-in
Hit me when you wanna get rammed in, I'll be scramblin' (That's right)
With lots of mobsters, shop for lobsters
Cops and robbers, listen, every block is blaka (Blaka)
But mumu like the way I diddy bop, you peep that? (Oh, you peep that, right?)
Mink on, Mauri kicks, plus Chanel ski hat
She want the (Bobo), so I give her the (Bobo)
Now she screamin' out (Bobo, bobo, bobo, boy), Killa, Killa

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvBrkVWNC8g

Did anyone buy FRC?

>>54799184
quite interesting how DDS (basically a profitable Sears) continues to dominate the Burry retailer trio

if Cohen had made GME or BBBY profitable, i like to think they all would be like DDS

>>54798847
>crab
How spicy is the remoulade sauce?

I HAVE A PROBLEM
I WAS TRYING TO MAKE STOCK
BUT I DONT KNOW HOW I AM GOING TO STRAIN IT

>>54799331
We're working on it.

>>54799374
Youre not supposed to cook your stocks anon. They belong in the fridge to keep them cool.

>>54797121
Bought 28.50 sold $3.70 lost $100k.

>>54799374
coffee filter or cheese cloth
you can also just use a slotted spoon and pull out your remains

>>54799354
>basically a profitable Sears
I haven't ever been to a Dillard's but do they have automotive departments? Do they have a line of tools (including mowers/blowers/etc.)? Up into the 90s Sears was pretty great. I paid them $99 in the 80s for "free" front end alignments for the life of my vehicle (a Chevy Silverado truck). Anytime I got anywhere around that city I'd get one while going to the record stores in the little mall. Also their Craftsman tools were made in the USA and lifetime guaranteed. You could bring in decades old ratchets that broke and walk out with a new one without even signing anything, no receipt needed, nothin'.

>>54799374
You can spoon the fat off the top with a spoon. Put it directly into noodles, yum.
If you have nothing to screen it, just pour the middle of the batch into your containers and then assign one container for any hards on the bottom that you can screen later, or just toss.

MMM, because face filtration is valuable for people who work in steel factories making 155mm arty shells.

>>54799374
Paper towels in a colander
You do at least have a colander, r-right??

So uh retard anon here. Scooped off all the floating bits until I could pour. Ended up losing a large portion of the volume of the stock since couldn't squeeze it. Taste? meh desu. Looks good and fatty though.

>>54797962
Please tell me this is fake

Should I buy $3000ish worth of stocks and have it set to go first thing when the markets open tomorrow?

>>54798072
Do people really click their mouse like that or is she just retarded because she's a whorestar

>>54799448
You've been cooking it all day so it's not going to have a taste for you right now. Wait till you use it in a few days when you've not just been bathing your pores in it.

BBBY, because this guy smells like brined animal.

Train a sane brain to an insane train of thought
On a campaign trail he came to gain your support
Charge cash for a autograph
Say some shit to make your daughter laugh, then slaughter the ass
See 'em on the big screen like Steve McHEEM
Do somethin' and never be back once he leaves the scene
Keep more medicated pads than Stridex
For his own side wreck with no known side effects
Before you press charges use your noodle
So what when he grab the mic he crush your cute cuticles
Keep your mouth shut, everything will be beautiful
It would be awfully rude to you, now get back to your hooty hoo
Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it
From the calm bandit, eat rhymers like pomegranate
Soon as he stepped in he lit the room
Boom, reschedule my noon with Brit Hume
(DOOM!) In love with Mary Jane, she's my main thing
Pulled her right from that web head, what a lame brain
Maintain and say it, don't spray it
You wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay it
If I had a dime for every rhymer's that bust guns
I'd have a cool mil' for my sons in trust funds
When I was broker than a broke dick dog
I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
When it rain, it sure do thunderstorm
I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms
One, two, microphone checker
First learned to neck off a Home Ec homewrecker
This is back when he was like crib age
When he hit the stage, it's like a gauge to the rib cage
Break the mic like a rock star break a guitar
And jump off the stage like "Yee haw!"

>>54799470
shit that explains why when I make curry it never tastes as strongly as when I eat it at the restaurant

>>54799415
Maybe that's why they went out of business, kek. Sounds nice though, for the customer. The 90s seem like such a fairytale now.

>>54799260

We are already moving higher

>>54799472
Time to go to bed

>>54799499
It's about that time.

Ausbros...
Commonwealth's on sale for the low low price of $99.99
Grand sale, grand sale, grand sale

>futures

Why do we keep Margin Call posting when Wall Street is definitely the more applicable financial movie at the moment? We are all looking for the next Blue Star Airline more than Margin Call’s crazy leverage situation with CDS’

>>54799490
Ironically it's the opposite. When they gave up the lifetime guarantee they started to look the same as any KMart tool kit, and people couldn't see why they would pay more.
You can thank (((Germany))) for that one, they refused to let Sears have a lifetime guarantee according to their laws. Apparently they thought it would be deceptive because Sears might go out of business. So Sears dropped the guarantee world wide (also stupid) and that was that.

>>54799531
Boiler Room is the official kino of /smg/tv/

>>54799522
enjoy it while you can mumu
interest rates on Wednesday...

shopify?

>>54799490
They were fine until WMT started putting a dent in them and AMZN finished them off. Once WMT started spreading around during the 80s they nooticed the dent and started selling off a bunch of shit they had started getting into like finance, which, I don't know, seems backwards to me. I guess they should have started easing out of retail and beefing up the finance. But the main thing was they didn't see the potential of the Internet coming even though they had went in on a company (Prodigy) and lost the chance to be AMZN themselves by not going full into online retail. They still had a good chance because for a while AMZN was just books.

My goal is to buy enough shares of Comcast, Verizon, and American Electric Power so that I could pay my monthly bills with the dividends.

>>54799543
And then we will go even higher, like always

the endgame of the Sears story is pretty fascinating stuff
esp. the CEO ransom kidnapping

>>54799532
This is true, and also they started getting them made cheaper and shittier. They lost what had been a generation to generation father to son teaching "Craftsman is the best fuckin' tools, son, always get them".

Oh, also during the late 80s into the 90s their floor sales people started getting pushy, waiting on people to walk in the door and actively try to sell shit rather than just let you come in and browse.

>>54799563
sure, sure mumu...
Hey I just remembered, can you do me a favor real quick..
Pull up the 30-year chart of the Nikkei 225 if you don't mind...

>>54799549
Companies developing their own in-house financing arm consistently represents a red flag for long term success. Finance seems to be like oil and water with these companies because it generates money but then produces a bunch of C-Suite guys that don’t understand the rest of the business. GE is an easy example, they get the math but literally don’t understand any of their other products.

any Tacomafags here?
I was in your smelly city yesterday
>try to use lift at Tacoma Dome parking garage
>door opens and a half-dressed nigger rolls out as if he'd been leaning up against the door
>entire elevator is strewn with trash like he's living in it
>eating peanut butter from the jar with his hands
>we'll just take the stairs

>>54799549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isdHaKn9QD8

>>54799622
I've never driven further south than the Ikea in Renton

>>54799622
I don’t live in the PNW but some days I feel like /smg/ stands for /Seattle Men General/

wtf is going on?

>>54799644
Tacoma is actually kind of cool
They have some good museums/theaters there, a great antiques row, and some pretty good bars

>>54799622
I've never seen a nigger in real life.

>>54799662
I had seen 2 until I moved to US and A

>>54799622
there is only one nice part of tacoma and its where point defiance zoo is. otherwise its your average dystopian city. i met a literal 3-star general crip by the casino when i went one time.

>>54799676
yeah I was going to a party in University Place later last night... it felt like Redmond or Bellevue. million dollar plus homes

>>54799646
It basically is... I think Rocker is the only one who's not in Seattle sometimes. I'd say he was just pretending to film in Michigan, but I actually found his building on Google Maps.
>>54799655
Ok, maybe I'll go visit some day. Seems like a long drive

>>54797894
Hey So basically I'm just gonna not take the job I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna take it is all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH

>>54798108
One negative is you have to pay withholding tax on US dividends that you don't get back.

>>54799622
Look at what they've done to my boy.

>>54799600
interesting, i would have figured they'd just buy some people that knew what to do. I never paid any attention to any of it, but I do recall that at some point they installed a section of the store for it, back where the bathrooms were. perhaps that alone is a bit of a signal!
>>54799640
there are people like that today, it is literally a social outing.

incidentally, i met Sam Walton in the 80s and went on his private jet, just the 2 of us. he flew it himself and didn't have any entourage.

>>54799771
s

>day 49 of holding SQQQ

>>54799794
I just bought some SQQQ and I'm thinking it's gonna be green tomorrow. The FUCK

>>54799794
>not even a full year yet
git gud

>>54799794
i believe in you fren
we will all make it
even me, who has held TQQQ since feb '22

>>54799385
/lit/

>>54799794
>>54799807
two anons, one holding tqqq and the other sqqq yet they are both down.

Uh, bank bros. ???

>>54799840
I was thinking
>where the fuck is the news
and I guess they thought if no one reported we could all ignore that they failed.

>>54799835
i cant handle one more green day

>>54799858

>>54799858
Oopsie poopsie!

>futures

>>54799840
kek lmao who's ready for Great Depression 2.0?

>>54799858
the morning news hasn't even started yet, hold on to hope, and have faith

>>54799829
a strange game, the only winning move is to not play

>>54799884
chairmen owe me hikes

>>54799887
Funny way to spell new all time highs

>>54799916
all time highs of suicides more like it

>futures
https://youtu.be/wJWksPWDKOc

>>54799840
next fomc isnt gonna be what people expect im starting to think

>>54799840
RealJohnGaltFA has some pretty good commentary. Ah I quit twitter a month ago, kept getting banned for mentioning thr word tranny. Just use nitter now.

>>54798161
410 tomorrow, today rather. I don't know if that's good enough for you. I've also got may 10 and June 16th

pajeet market is closed for holiday

https://www.morganstanley.com/ideas/bond-market-recession-signals-q2-2023

NEW

>>54800020

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>>54799840
They just try to fudd the market because they think that could bring Inflation down,
Meanwhile the fed isn't in control and they know they are just bluffing.
They just try to fudd before they pivot.
All they do is trying to get retail to short and then liquidate them

>>54797121
My history with FRC:
>buy in with 13k at 15 dollars right after the crash
>sell at 22 dollars
>buy back in at 33 after the giga pump expecting it to go back to 50
>drops all the way down to 12
>bag hold
Sold when it hit 15 day before earnings, I knew it was going to come crashing down following all the news. A bunch of wealth management teams leaving + delayed earnings did not sit well with me I knew it was over. So all in all, I'm down 4k from my original balance, but 11k overall. My biggest regret was not buying puts before earnings.

>>54797352
bullish