/biz/ - Business & Finance

>custom tip
>$0.00
>hit confirm

>>54795834
came to post this

>>54795834
>machine starts beeping loudly and screaming “No riper no tipper”

>>54795821
I keep a chunk of spark plug ceramic in my pocket. Wild how just dropping ot hard enough breaks golass.

>>54795821
>Custom tip
>$0.01
I don't see an issue.

Do a 360 and a walk away

>>54795821
>50% tip
Mfw

>>54795821
Is there any way to make sure tips go to white employees

>>54796002
No it goes to the Jewish owner

>>54795821
>50%
WHAT THE FUCK

I'd play Der untermensch by type o negative, starting from the bridge, while asking them what gets added for 50% tip vs a custom tip of .01

" Getting fucked up on Classon Avenue
Smoking crack and drinking booze
Spike in your arm, no money for food
But there's plenty of gas in your BMW
There's a drug whore waiting at home
Dealing your shit on the telephone
Poor Tawana got a birth defect
But it only increases your welfare check
Been doing some thinking, I have an answer
To arrest the spreading cancer
Send you back to where you're from
Get the fuck rid of you subhuman scum
If you don't pay taxes you shouldn't vote
So get in line and get on the boat
I'd love to tear down all those projects
Kiss my ass, home relief reject "

making coffee at home

>>54795821
counter tips are bullshit. tips should be for table service or deliveries only when it comes to food. i would walk out immedately, or if I had already paid I would custom tip 0

>machines make coffee
>machines calculate price + taxes
>machines take payment
yeah thats a custom tip of zero shekels for you

>>54796095
It takes more effort to make an espresso drink well than it does to wait a table desu

>>54796125
>this form of unskilled bare minimum labor is more difficult than the other
Neither deserve a tip

>>54795821
>Custom tip
>$0.01
Have a nice day sir

>>54796113
>norway
>10-20%

kek no

you're not supposed to tip waiters at all

Shit like this is pushing me to use cash

>>54795834
>>54795846
I give no fucks about being called a no tipper. Custom > $0 but if its actually not optional I leave cash on the counter. Legal tender all debts, they have to accept it.

>>54795821
>minimum 30%
im legit wheezing

>see price

I would straight up do a 360 and walk away

>>54795834
This.

>>54796312
Bro you can’t just expect blacks to not assault you after walking near them.

>>54796210
They don't even give change anymore. You have to ask for change, otherwise they keep it all. Then you have to specify exact change because they'll round it up to the nearest 5.

>>54795821
Any business that explicitly requests me for a tip - I go out of my way to avoid, thereby the wagies at said business actually make even less money.

>>54796386
You literally made this scenario up in your head you obese neet, this literally isn’t happening

>>54796370
Go back to /pol/ doomer fag

>>54796002
Only give money to white businesses.

>>54795821
see that i have to use my fingerprints to eat fucking food
180 and walk out

>>54795821
>paying for someone else to make your coffee
dumb fucking hipsters

>>54796125
watch out for PTSD with all that horrifying 'effort'

>>54795821
Let them prepare it and when it's done just leave it on the counter and walk away without paying to go somewhere else.

>>54796402

When you hand a coffee shop cash, it's assumed it's all a tip and you're not fumbling around with coins and shit over a couple bucks.

>>54795821
I'm going to guess your pic's someone having a laugh, but I'd probably just cancel my order and walk out if I actually saw it.

>>54795834
This.
>>54796125
Shut the fuck up and make my coffee, wagie.

>>54796745
>Going to a coffee shop
Fucking retard wasting so much money on overpriced, chemical-laden 12oz cup of coffee

>>54795821
Depending on the country this could be illegal by saying it's not optional. If it's not optional then it is a known cost should be included in the price or listed as a surcharge ahead of time.

>>54797108
Idk man I think cappuccino is pretty good

>>54795821
Sorry Jew, but you ain't getting the tip of this penis.

>>54798438
Who’s talking about penises and jews

>custom tip
>$0.00
>hit confirm

>>54795821
These are like a virus, Where did these come from?

>>54795946
>360
mutt math

Does anyone else think it is weird that we ask people to "make us our drink". Then we drink the drink? And we PAY for it?

Like what value does this bring? Are we in a bubble? Not to mention a bubble tea bubble too. Isn't Starbucks already like $12 per drink all tips included?

One day people are just going to stop going. Then these stupid "I make you your drink, you pay me" people will go out of business.

>>54800430
Point of sale Techie software normalized it. The latest tech scam from San Francisco. The more tips, the more the tech trannies can skim percentages.

>>54796402
You haven't been outside in 4 years

>>54800430
Jews

>>54800514
lurk moar newfaggot