/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54787211
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,273.926B, 101P = 22.514B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,325.479B, 108P = 21.532B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Q4 + FY2022 Earnings 8-K/10-K
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

WAGMI

Yet another bank has collapsed. Guys this is getting serious, you need to consider selling your shares. A lot of bank and hedge fund workers are going to lose their jobs and possibly their lives. You wouldn't want that would you?

Friendly reminder

>54787241
Oh no, the poor worthless parasites that contribute nothing to society will have to go out and find real jobs. Boo hoo how sad.

kek painties

>>54787241
Not my problem. If hedgies want to avoid this fate next time they should maybe, just maybe, don’t commit felonies to sell things they don’t own and never intend to deliver

My ID will signal the day of MOASS in two (2) weeks time.

>>54787277
checked

>>54787277
>>54787300
Checked.

>>54787277
>>54787300
Checked

BBBY is based as fuck for killing Keith
Thanks BBBaggies, very cool
Oops! Almost forgot to kek ya, Gme baggies! KEK!
When’s the next cope date? 2 weeks right?

caturday wagmi

>>54787244
It's like a headless chicken

>>54787241
>A lot of bank and hedge fund workers are going to lose their jobs and possibly their lives. You wouldn't want that would you?

>>54787342
Goddamn he's been at it a long time. When do we get to finally know what it fucking means?

>>54787351
approximately 336 hours from now give or take. Be ready!

>>54787342
This is just Pulte's sexual preference

>>54787390
Come on, he's not Kenneth Griffin

>>54787340

>>54787211
Ugh one of the best games ever

>>54787342
He's persistent, I'll give him that. He was in here once from what I remember.

>>54787406

>>54787211
Checked.

>>54787241
i'm gonna jerk off into kens ex wives

>>54787407
i think prime series was better i also love hairy pussy

>When you walk away

>You don’t hear me say

>Please

>O baby

>Don’t go

>Simple and clean

>Is the way that you’re making me feel

>Tonight

>It’s hard to let it go

>Hold (G)ME

>>54787484
Metroids both 2D and 3D are great. I think the Prime series was the only metroidvania to translate into 3D correctly.

>>54787517
Soon it will all be clean

Last thread. WAGMI.

>>54787517
It's sad that she became a tranny. I used to pop in Kingdom Hearts on the PS2 just to jam to the opening

Kenny, are you okay?
So, Kenny, are you okay?
Are you okay, Kenny?
Kenny, are you okay?
So, Kenny, are you okay?
Are you okay, Kenny?

>>54787528
based take. women shouldn't have rights.

https://youtu.be/7NuaK29J1fM

>>54787583
He's fine, and a billionaire. You're obsessed, and a broke bagholder, lmao.

>>54787517
YK2 was fucking wild. it was like it wanted to be futuristic, and at the same time funky. weird it's just gone, and we will never get it back. i'd say it was better than le nineties, or whatever other decade. y2k was based.

>>54787596
HELLO SHILLIE!

>>54787621
>heh, nice try shillie, I prefer the billionaire dicks I suck to be ((((cohen))))
How does it taste baggie?

>>54787607
Yeah that all sort of collapsed with 9/11 and the .com bust. Visions of the future went from the Jetsons to GI boots stamping on shitty brown skulls. Then fucking Greenspan deliberately inflated the housing bubble to goose the economy and you know the rest. The dissonance between what was expected and what was created all the emo shit, like grief for a stillborn future.

>>54787586
rights don't exist silly

>>54787528
Control was the formula done correctly, with aesthetic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFjb_vlCsRA

CRAMER-SAMA NOOOOO!

>>54787718
BEAR STEARNS IS FINE

I’m going to continue to book my shares and furiously masturbate to self curated AI hentai and there’s nothing you faggots can do about it.

WAGMI

>>54787748
dangerously based.

>>54787607
30 years from 60s futurism, it was the nostalgia cycle coming around right as we were hitting the "actual" future. Though we shouldn't say, "And then it all went to shit," because it had been brewing for a while. It was a surprise only because we weren't paying attention.

People are paying attention this time, I think. And, right now, people want to believe in a future, even if they can't count on it. That's kind of where we're at, too, actually.

>>54787718
>>54787742
it was foretold

>how many shares to make it?

1-10 shares will make you like Andrew Tate rich. You’ll be able to certainly maintain the appearance of being wealthy and people will believe you.

11-100 shares will get you into Taylor Swift range. You can buy a private jet, ensure your friends and family are taken care of for multiple generations.

100-500 this is the Elon Musk range. You can start and purchase corporations on a whim. You can explore scientific curiosity’s without cutting down on your extravagant lifestyle.

500-1000 - this is where dynastic wealth comes in. You’ll be so wealthy that there will be literally nowhere to keep all the money. You can give hundreds of millions to your family and still be wealthier than everyone else. You can fund wars, city states, and start secret societies or religions.

1000+ - this is a level of wealth yet unseen in the world. This range will breed God Emperors that will either clash for mutual destruction or forge a new plane of reality because there isn’t room for multiples in this one.

if you have RC or DFV numbers of shares, you should expect to be contacted by extraplanar and/or extradimensional entities via fever dreams. Your time to ascend the physical plane is here. Mortality and the realm of atoms will soon be but a fond memory. You become a being of pure energy, void of shape and substance. You can shape any plane of reality that you choose.

Hope this helps.

>>54788002
>you should expect to be contacted by extraplanar and/or extradimensional entities via fever dreams
I think I’ve already been visited by some. It’s how I knew wagmi.

>>54788002
>if you have RC or DFV numbers of shares, you should expect to be contacted by extraplanar and/or extradimensional entities via fever dreams. Your time to ascend the physical plane is here. Mortality and the realm of atoms will soon be but a fond memory. You become a being of pure energy, void of shape and substance. You can shape any plane of reality that you choose
It's funny you should say this, but in September 2019 I had an experience that led me to GameStop specifically

>>54788045
do tell, anon.

>>54788045
Could be 3 letter agency interfering in their will. Recommend giving them a call back via DMT or expedition to the rings of Saturn to find out.

Sup bros, I successfully got my class A cdl fully paid for though my job (currently a wastewater operator in training with a year of experience). I now realize how the average salary you make in this field is ridiculous for the amount of knowledge you're required to learn. I'm now heavily considering switching over to full-time trucking with a reputable carrier like Old Dominion, or some other time of hazmat-tanker gig, so I can make some real money. The pros of staying in the field I'm in is the unparalleled job security and benefits. Should I stick it out or switch over and go hard on my investments?

>>54788088
>unparalleled job security
Bro I’m so sorry

>>54787718
It's over

>>54787607
The 90s was an entire decade and definitely the best decade in American history.
Y2k Was however incredibly based and wild, as it felt like the sky was the limit for the American empire.
Unfortunately 9/11 happened the next year, and the rest is history.

>>54788071
I've been trying to write it out for the last 20 minutes but I can't do it justice. Anyway, it was September 2020. I had a dream that I no longer remember, but the impression stuck. Basically we've been led astray and higher dimensional beings stepped in and chose us to save humanity and correct its trajectory

>>54788191
based. I hope to live this experience so incredibly soon. I just want to be free and happy.

>>54788088
I say go with what you can tolerate and gives you enough money to live comfortably in the short term. In the long term I’d start looking into other careers. Self driving trucks are that far off

>>54788483
Aren’t that far off*

>>54787241
Well, shit. Sounds like they better hurry up and start closing their positions before this gets any more out of hand.

>>54788489
>Aren’t that far off*
Yeah right.

>>54788612
Tesla is already prototyping them, anon.

jon is doing the knee breaking shit again

>>54788483
>long term
Are you saying you don't believe in GME providing life changing money?

>>54788612
Dude the major trucking companies have been preparing for self driving trucks for over a decade. I have personally sat in major conferences on how to deal with it.

Most major companies have trucks that do almost everything already and just need a driver for legal reasons.
The driver has a camera that makes sure he doesn't sleep while driving and the truck does the rest.
That was 10+ years ago, I can only imagine how it is now.

>>54788191
Something similar happened to me. However, I've also been waiting for something like this since 2008. Another huge crash is inevitable, but how to benefit? Gamestop was the answer.

squeeze already

Test

>>54788673
Is it coming out before or after the robot?
>I have personally sat in major conferences on how to deal with it.
Kek.

>>54788905
Is for you as well>>54788716

>>54788191
Something similar happened to me. In the fall of 2020 I was smoking weed at my grandparents property in the country. My grandfather, whom I never met, was a Korean/Vietnam war veteran and a very successful businessman that passed unexpectedly in the early 80s. My boomer ass parents generation proceeded to squander his accumulated wealth and I grew up in a lower middle class broken home in the city. Anyway I passed out and dreamed that I met him in full uniform standing in the middle of the property lake. He basically told me ww3/massive upheaval was coming, all wars are political theater/bullshit, and I needed to protect the family at all costs which is the only thing that matters. He told me it was the poverty in Korea/Vietnam that affected him the most and compelled him to succeed in business back in the states. He basically alluded to keeping my eyes open for something that would allow me the capital to improve and restore the country on an esoteric level while alot of things go to shit. I came across DFVs videos not long after.

>>54788905
>Is it coming out before or after the robot?
Right around the same time as full self driving for the sedans, which is in beta.

Enjoy Sunday dumbfuck baggerinos!!!!
Another red week ahead kek! Love yall

>>54788948
So time to buy DRS and BOOK more shares?
sounds good to me to be honest! Love you to fren!

>>54788947
>which is in beta.
After 8 years? And still inferior to Chryslers?

>>54788971
Yes, buy DRS and don’t forget to sell your fractions too!
Hope you baggies provide me with many more years of entertainment, those last 2 were funny as fuck

Stop deluding yourselves that you're comfy and continue lamenting the sorry state of your garbage investment. This is /biz/ after all.

>>54788997
I dont buy fractionals anon I buy whole shares and I agree this 2 years have been a blast! I pray this never ends! I will really love to have 10000 shares

Just checked out the album. It's interesting, but they really should have shot for something more. At least something Homestuck/Gorillaz mixtape quality/variety. You're the vanguard of sonic movement and you lead with 10 tracks of same-y bits and boops... Compare to the first 10 tracks here: https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-vol-9-10-with-s-collide-and-act-7
Also all chiptune, but completely different (and far more developed) vibe.
Or the song Google used to demo the Cardboard VR platform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNMGMV1gHso
Music is definitely a killer app for this, though. Think how many crazy careers and businesses have been launched because someone involved made a good song.

>>54787211
kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

kek desperate saturday night baggoids

>>54787748
How do you make these anon i want some to my taste

Kek weekend shillies

>>54789065
It's a tech demo.

Cohen wants shareholders dead. DEAD!

Kek bleeding hedgies

>>54788927
I wonder how many of us received this message and how many just stumbled into it by blind luck

>>54788927
I'm buying more BBBY because I was drifting off in bed a month or so ago and I heard "keep your eyes open" and jolted awake

I haven't seen anything else new that seems at all worth a shot so I'll throw some in at a chance of 100x minimum if they pull something off

Money I wouldn't put into GME anyway but I'll for sure put profits in

99% chance it goes to 0 but idk feels right

>>54788002
Buying triggered my spiritual awakening and brought my twin flame into my life. She legit is being particular about how the celestial planets will need to align but she matters more to me than any money in the world and I know how many days left now too. I already made it gents, I'm just here to say MOASS is pretty much here.

>>54789190
>but idk feels right

>>54789272
GameStop, like my TF, is a hyperstition. It exists outside of the immediately relevant timelines. Think about it like a vector of dopamine triggers across timelines that created this hermetic seal of comfy that is beyond the Grand Illusion. One of my comfiest memories was in a GameStop as a kid.

>>54789127
So was the Google thing.

If you guys arent buying BBBY on monday, you literally hate money.

Shorts are about to nuked and it's starting with towel company.

>>54789434
Back to your bankruptcy thread baggot

>>54789434
They only need to survive until Wednesday then BBBY has been successfully cellarboxed. Why would I buy something with that risk when I can just buy GME instead?

Ken Griffin is an Old English drinking tar baby on welfare that keeps stealing from literally anyone more sophisticated than him and he owes every person of this white world money. There has to be a solution to his (((evil niggerdry))).

FYI /x/ figured out how to bottle christ consciousness in a gif. Go check it out.

>>54787241
whats it worth to them?

>>54787716
I picked this up randomly during the pandemic. had such a fun fuckin time playing this. Got it right when all the GME stuff was starting too.

what the fuck happened with Germany not playing ball with these T+2 IOU share forward split marking international securities fraud committing motherfucking KIKES.

Seriously we caught these fucks with their pants down in BROAD daylight and no moass. What the fuck happened with that. What happened with dtcc marking as forward split and not dividend split which basically showed their fucking hand and proved us all right. What the fuck ryan chobani

>>54789721
I hope they all die
I want to see whole families ledge

>>54789757
Also what's wrong with you limp dicked cucks, I thought biz was supposed to be filled with genius level Iq autists but its the same uninteresting retards we've had for the past 2 years. All the good anons left and we're stuck with you guys repeating the same shit over and over and saying nothing of value.

You're not even interesting anymore

>>54789757
Their choice was to cut themselves off from the entire NYSE by pressing the issue or cuck out... and Russia had invaded Ukraine by then, so they needed American natural gas to survive.

>>54788002
That's good to hear

>>54789779
ok so germans didn't get shares, who cares. We still got the dtcc niggers in checkmate, code 6 or whatever instead of dividend split

>>54789771
your presence betrays your rhetoric

>>54789883
yeah dumbass I come here for entertainment

WAGMI soon

>>54789892
your rhetoric betrays your presence

>>54789561
What are you talking about? Form 25 hadnt even been listed.

>>54789757
Consider if the thesis is true what the ramifications are. They need to let it happen for a lot of reasons. But they also need to be positioned when it does. Ryan was probably told to make it happen on a different timeline and path. Yes, it should have instantly triggered MOASS. They acknowledged the play was real on that day. Now they're deeper in it. There must be so much going on behind the scenes. Politically especially. People must be getting deals too.

>>54789963
You BBBaggYs want to tempt fate even further?

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

JUST SIGN IT GOY STOP ASKING WHATS THIS ABOUT OR IF ITLL BE USED AGAINST YOU ON YOUR TRIALS

>>54790265
Got it, you're scared.
I havent even looked into it yet, but I'm already coming up with an alias to sign it with.
I'm thinking Chad Dickson.

>>54789771
Damn, that's crazies.

>>54787241
Ima be real with you, I no longer care about money. I wanna make Robespierre look like a droopy-armed todler.

>>54789642
there isn't one

>>54789272
stop thinking women are special. they aren't.

There's one thing I don't understand at all about NFTS. Take this recent Buck music album for example: https://nft.gamestop.com/token/0x0c589fcd20f99a4a1fe031f50079cfc630015184/0x57f2d99e4ba4bb2283b698e89116851f7b06fa8431548e8bae1791fde14ee982

Why would I bother spending $33 to buy this? I can listen to the whole thing for free right there on the url. What benefits do I actually get from buying the nft. Ok so it's now in a wallet on a decentralized ledger but so what? Enlighten me.

>>54790336
I, on the other hand, a man, am the most unique and heroic person in the entire known and unknown universe.

Any non bots and non HF interns in here?

Any time traveling DFV savants want to talk Algos and actual MOASS dates? When is the point of no return? I need to get some calls!

When does the algo shit the bed, realize hedge funds are fucked, and go long for Blackrock?and the US’ survival

>>54790370
If you use it in your YouTube channel as an intro you won’t be sued
Maybe in the future you could attach your wallet to the YouTube account and it will let you pick the music you can use based on your asset
Same goes if you make a movie or a video game, basically you get a license to use it as you please

>>54790378
correct

>>54790378
You truly are anon

>>54790413
But it literally says 'License: personal, non-commercial use only'
I don't think you could use this music in your own video game even if you own for the nft for example.

Who is this? Talking and leaving "clues" all the time. Something just a little off. Who is this? You reading this? Maybe you are here too

>>54790450
I’m not saying this song specifically, I’m talking about the NFT model in general

>>54789434
Fuck off Keith, ain’t no one buying your steaming pile of waste,

>>54787211
oi that cunt is a bbby supporter

>>54790389
It's been today since 2021. Forbes is now starting to talk about Black Swans. Memed Into Existence (MIE). Disregard the crypto references, they were merely global group trials on what fiat structure should be used for CBDCs.

FACKING CAM ON GAMESTOP!

>>54790370
Ever been to a show where they’re selling cds in the back and tell you to pay what you want? Say you really like the band. You’re not just gonna grab one and walk away, right? Or imagine you’re a simp and you’re watching amouranth do asmr and she’s tonguing that ear-shaped microphone just right. Are you not gonna send her some bits? These kinds of revenue streams already exist. Just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it won’t make money. I spend just about every waking moment of my life wondering why people do the retarded shit they do because I’m constantly forgetting that people are driven primarily by emotion. On one hand you might feel guilty if you walk away with a cd without paying for it and on the other hand you might feel compelled to pay for it to show your appreciation for an artist that made you feel things. In a wealthy society, consumerism isn’t about meeting people’s needs, it’s about fulfilling their desires. People will pay for anything if they think it will fill the empty hole in their heart.

So, in conclusion, after two weeks of sleuthing, literally nobody still has any clue how computershare corroborates their plan and book shares to the dtcc. Kek, what a fucking nightmare clown show. Sure I’ve accepted the fact that we’ll never moass, but at least I can say I literally know more about market mechanics than 99.9% of the population, and yet I know FUCKING NOTHING. Fuck money man I’m a straight up anarchist now. This is so fucking gay and bullshit. Fuck kikes anglos and freemasons

>54791074
I’ve accepted the fact that you’re a faggot

This is the logo from the new Citadel series. A little on the nose don't you think?

>>54791284
Word citadel means gay so nah checks

RYAN FAT BOY COHEN

its sunday and them shillniggers are still posting the cringe

Ryan Benhod Chobani. Please do something, anything....

>>54791284
>Looks like a castle
I'm not schizo enough to think that's not a coincidence, however, I do think they have made the series so it makes it harder to google Citadel when they implode during MOASS.

>>54787342
REMEMBER THIS TWEET!

>>54788483
I tolerate what I do now because it's fairly low stress. I'm mostly checking meters, operating machinery / making sure they're running properly throughout the shift, so it's not labor intensive, and if i'm on the night shift I can get away with reading throughout most of it as long as I've done my job. If I left for a different plant I'd most likely get a significant raise so that'll be my first option. Since there's a massive shortage of operators in this field, I can basically name my price when I get my S1 license. What other careers would you suggest long term? IT is one that comes to mind, and I've got plenty of time to study up on certs.

Underpriced

>>54791284
Is that a qr code inside the citadel logo?

Sunday morning WAGMI

Although you think I cope
My head is filled with hope
Of some place other than here
Although you think I smile
Inside and all the while
I'm wondering about my destiny
I'm thinking about all the things
I'd like to do in my life
I'm a dreamer, a distant dreamer
Dreaming far away from today

COHEN IS SO FAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO SHOW UP IN PUBLIC ANYMORE. LAZY FUCK. ALWAYS IN MCDONALDS, ALWAYS EATING. HEDGE FUNDS GOT US GOOD WHEN THEY STARTED FEEDING RC. FAST FOOD IS RYAN'S KRYPTONITE.

I haven't seen a comparison chart between 2008 and 2023 SPY lately, so I decided to check.... I guess crashing is no longer on the menu. There is no brakes on the hyperinflation train. It was nice knowing you, USD... I'm glad I'm all in GME.

>>54792469
There's always time for silliness

>>54792469
Oh wait haha... its still perfectly tracking. the crash is tomorrow

>>54792469
It's still deflation in the short term, it only becomes hyperinflation/crack-up boom when you enter the crisis period and they attempt to resolve it with money printing. Also there's a prerequisite to hyperinflation in that demand for debt has to disappear as you will never have hyperinflation so long as people keep buying debt. Treasuries are like a money supply sponge and they soak up liquidity for a period of time to stabilize the rate of inflation, then by continuously increasing the amount of debt you can offset the inflationary force of interest payments by soaking up more of the money supply than the interest creates, paradoxically lowering inflation. Something like a debt ceiling default would actually be needed before true hyperinflation.

>>54790265
Bros hold the phone. First Ryan Cohen's twitter poll only gets 45k signatures, then Dave "Big Tick Energy" Lauer, the People's Champion of Market Reform can't even get 45k signatures. I thought there were AT LEAST 200k of us, 800k on Reddit and supposedly millions more silently hodling but those numbers... how many of us are there really?

>>54792744
there's only 3 of us on twitter, sorry bro. rest is bots.

>>54790336
Every single human being on earth is special. We are unique expressions of the Universal Intelligence. You could use any existing superlative speaking about anyone and you would still fall short. People just unlearned how to use the thing on their neck. Once we relearn the party is starting.

>>54792744
the last poll was incredibly childish and stupid. People were embarrassed to vote. Cohen was trying to say "AAA stop dividing people!!! there is no left and right, we are people!!!" What a fucking moron

Lately, there is nothing based about Cohen, fail after fail.

>>54792744
Trust the plan baggie bro. People just stopped posting/talking about this because they're so comfy wumfy about becoming billionaires soon. It's natural to get less excited about being rich the closer you are to getting rich.. duh...

>>54792839
I don't give a fig.

I told my friends that it’s super easy to farm for replies (including boomer replies without the double arrow) here on /GME/. We made a bet, and I have to get a reply with just one post. So here goes.

GameStop can’t turn a profit. They barely squeaked by in one (and only one) quarter with a combination of fire-sale of existing inventory and the Christmas rush. They sold inventory at a loss! But that acquisition was in a previous quarter. So idiots look at the financials and think there was a positive quarter.

It wasn’t.

GameStop is slowly going bankrupt. Next quarterly earnings report will show a loss. All GME baggies are losing. Everything they have in this.

ignore that dude above me, give replies to me homies! next week is wagmi week

>>54793119
Uh oh, bro. Didn’t know that… what should I do with my 1046 shares?

Told you Grayson. I win.

>>54792511
oof

>>54793180
bro, pajeet just took a shit in our thread and you stepped right into it. You failed your parents, you failed your frens, you failed yourself.

>Uh oh, bro. Didn’t know that… what should I do with my 1046 shares?
who gives a fuck? you think he's gonna cry? He wanted your attention, he got what he wanted. You lost when you wanted to interact not even with him, but he took a shit and your interaction was with his waste.

>>54793180
Buy more and die poor, you old retard

>>54792511
checked
if you flip this chart upside down it shows moass

not gonna lie, some hodlers are dum dum

>>54793264
What kind of gay ass name is that? What happened to normal names like Bob, Chuck, Tim, Jerry, etc?

>tfw MOASS

>>54793418
Dumb people with money just spend it and do chill stuff. You give someone smart money, there's a decent chance they've got something fucked in their head and they try to do some machiavellian evil with it under the guise of it being good via some kind of fucked up justification that they or only people like them are inherently better. I'm actually happy that there are so many dum dums that are about to wagmi and I just hope they manage it well enough to not have to work and set their kids up for a good future. Check those two boxes and frankly I don't care if you spend the rest of it on some spinnin rims and Chevy impalas with 15's in the back and some hydraulics for your entire state.

Let's be real, does anyone think that it would have been better if RC hadn't done a stock split via dividend? We'd still be trading around 180 if he hadn't.

>>54793534
The problem with your hypothesis is that GME will never MOASS.

>>54793550
He didn’t. It was just a regular stock split.

>>54793572
>he doesn't know

>>54793561
If it wasn't going to, nobody would call me a retard for buying it and spend two and a half years seething at me for it.

>>54789894
Just. have. to. keep. holding.
U
S
T

>54793561
Thanks, just sold the entirety of my XXXX this very second. Guess that means your work is done so you can leave now.

>>54793616
>if it was a bad idea to eat dog shit, no one would laugh at me when I did it

>>54793669
>if I hadn't bought something that was going to take whoever hired you's money you wouldn't be here using the same dogshit allegory you do in the towelstock threads

>>54793702
That’s a different anon. And that analogy (not allegory) is about purchasing piles of dog shit and holding a delusional belief that it will someday be worth millions.

And let’s be real, no one in this thread doesn’t also post in bbby. All the meme stock scam threads are the same.

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

Kek, I got you all in trouble. Your handler has to come in and scold you for replying to me.

Drawfag here, just made 280 dolers on my art, you can be sure it will be spent on some more jiemi, cheers & WAGMI

>>54793719
>that's a different anon
Yeah, and I'm the King of Burgers

I’m helping teach MMA class today at our gym, so I’m going to be gone for a while. Hope you all are without me.

>>54791679
Anything cloud related. Azure, aws and google cloud all have their certs. Make sure you’re actually building stuff.

>>54793719
>All the meme stock scam threads are the same.
so GME isn't a memestock?

I have a bit more than $16.000 invested in GME. Basically almost all my savings. I'm fairly deep in the red and have been for ages. I need some hopium.

>>54792469
>>54792511
When I first saw the comparisons close to two years ago, I feared it, not because of the crash, but because of how long it would take.

>>54793908
Yeah I constantly get the time scale wrong. The pattern stays right though.
Soon

>>54793901
Who fucking asked

>>54793901
It's tomorrow

>>54793901
Ken Griffin is a negroid on welfare that owes you money. Omar’s comin.

>>54793901
>I need some hopium.
You didn't buy BBBY

>>54793719
I have never once posted in BBBY threads on /biz/, nor have I ever held shares of their stock. Their company failed to execute a turnaround like GameStop did and is now going bankrupt. Sneed.

>>54793743
Congrats

BBBY is an IQ test and those who failed think they passed.

>>54790455
???

>>54787528
3D Metroid > 2D Metroid. Retro are the best studio to come out of nowhere

>>54794415
lol what a moron

>>54792850
He got lucky with dog food once. He’s a genius

>Ryan writes children's books telling you to diversify your portfolio
>Ryan buys into BBBY
>apes buy BBBY
>suddenly apes are retarded for listening to and following the example set by Ryan Cohen

>>54794457
>conveniently leaving out he sold ALL of his BBBY

>>54794457
His books said to be patient and wait for years

>>54794457
Sure you can diversify your portfolio, but that also means you have to know when to sell. Which he did.

>>54794457
>is a complete moron and needs people to tell them when to buy and sell something

you ngmi in life after moass fren

>>54794439
I recognize that username but can’t remember why. Was he involved with the ratioatblessons shit? Ya know the shit that caused them to auto destruct the original r/GME.
Speaking of Reddit drama, they are bringing fucking Rensole (Bucky, unusual whales, renshill) back for their “dd spotlight”. Thank god some redditors are realizing what that means. That guy is as comped as comped gets. Maybe he is also Opinion is Unpopular if you catch my drift…

>>54794540
That would just be goofy.

>>54789892
Bots don't experience entertainment.

>>54794457
It’s fascinating how much the shills focus on Cohen, and how little comments about him affect me or my position. I wonder if they will eventually use the media to try to vilify him pre squeeze

>>54794556
I mean what do you get if you take a half_dane and add another half_dane? Does that make a full renshill?

>>54794476
>>54794510
>>54794527
Ok, if you were real apes you'd have known the narrative at the time was Ryan bought BBBY to profit off MOASS, which made us all incredibly bullish when he filed his intent to sell within 60 days. Finding out he sold everything the very next day destroyed that narrative, and the one that took its place was Ryan couldn't own more than 10% of the company if he was going to be doing a reverse merger with BBBY, which we all thought was going to happen

>>54794567
What else are they gonna do, call us stupid for holding stock in a video game retailer during Nintendo's best release year since the Switch launched?

>>54794457
The problem is they didn't sell when he did because they convinced themselves of the moonshot and that he was playing 69d chess with hedgies as Co shadowchair with Icahn. The cope has devolved into pure tinfoil hat Q tier and smelly jeets hoping for an exit pump that's never coming.

>>54794608
>if you were real apes
We're not apes. We just like the stock (ticker: GME)

>>54794540
>they are bringing fucking Rensole
What level of trolling is this...

Full year of profitability could be coming up. This means, realistically this can't really go on past 2 years. You can't continue to short a company into the dirt if it's profitable. However it would be nice if the long term holders are rewarded rather than boomers who are just getting in now.

I think they will make earnings or come close.

>>54794742
It doesn't matter. If we make it we get a flaccid pump up to $23, then slowly dip back down to whatever they want to take us to. If we don't make it then the price will continue its gradual decline

>>54794733
i don't see how they will be profitable in Q1. no huge game or console releases and that NFT thing is not even out of beta and seems to have been a flop

>>54787211
I ComputerShared.com under DDOS?

>>54793425
He won't just say "Pay up Moshe!". It's all about obfuscation and deflection. Read between the lines, or lurk for another 2 years.

>>54794733
>This means, realistically this can't really go on past 2 years
Two more years baggie bros, trust the plan. I mean, having a profitable quarter didn't magically set off the squizzly squozzle, but having a few more definitely will because.. because IT JUST WILL OK??

>>54794764
Agreed. However, on average, over the year we could get profitability. Particularly with the closing of unprofitable stores and whatever they've got going on behind closed doors (sparkly jpegs).

>>54794809
We just need one hedge fund to realize the first one out survives and close their shorts. The rest are doomed

>>54794457
>>54794567
They literally can't stop thinking, posting, and seething about him. The true cults were the antis we met along the way.

>>54794809
>He's here, on a Sunday, fudding a stock he doesn't own.

>>54794761
Unfortunately it's looking like this is the case. Without some catalyst like a divvy or float DRS, I just don't see why they would close their positions.

>>54794835
>He's here, on a Sunday, shilling his stinky gamestop bags that he's been holding for 2 years, trying to get other people to buy
You're the indian shillie here.

Post MOASS, for me, it's cooking all of my food in solid silver only.

https://duparquet.com/products/solid-silver-cookware

>>54794827
The media won’t shut up about him either. Imagine if every position taken by every holding company got reported on in the news. It would be exhausting, yet every move Ryan makes gets reported

>>54794880
I heard Kenny is using PMs to construct his Florida mansion as a legal loophole to hold onto his wealth post moass

>>54794917
I can imagine that all the other hedgies hate him lol. Think of all the legislation that is being changed now because of retail engagement with SEC regulations KEK.

Playstation 5 is back in stock so that should boost sales. Hogwarts, Dead Space and RE4. Also hype from the apes would drive some sales. Legend of Zelda Oled switch sold out. Megaman battle network and advance wars are very popular for some reason

>>54794951
Isn’t this the first quarter where the unprofitable stores had been closed? It isn’t just about more revenue but decreasing liabilities. I would suspect that the C suite intends to show they mean business by two profitable quarters in a row. That’s why we have hedge fucks here on a Sunday

>>54792744
>Checked
Bro I hold and comment and DRS, but I won't have my Twitter feed fill up with GME shits, and the truth is I don't want a single new person to buy GME.

>>54794608
What the fuck do apes have to do with GME? Do you think this is a tv commercial or something?

>>54794971
They are tight lipped because it’s better to surprise everyone. Hopefully Nintendo keeps shadow dropping more games to keep is profitable.

>>54794854
>X makes user 1 happy, he posts about it and adjacent content in a containment thread on /biz/ and maintains a regular interest over 2+ years.
>X makes user 2 seethe, rather than participating in other communities they enjoy, their mental health and well being spirals out of control for 2+ years and they forget that the internet is more than /gme/. When confronted, they claim to be "entertained" or "farming replies". Most people wouldn't be surprised if this behavior is a comorbidity to a mental health issue or money is involved at this point.

>>54794974
If you haven't bought by now you don't deserve to wagmi. It really is that simple.

After all this is over I'm moving to some god forsaken 3nd world country where the beer is cheap and the women are cheaper.

>>54795047
>everyone who makes fun of me is the same person and is in every thread for two years
Retarded/illogical take as per usual for a gme baggie.

Uhh, what makes us different from BBBY baggies? The way we look at them is the way everyone else looks at us.

>>54795112
It's simple, BBBY Baggies was led by a retard transgender woman called Keith Poster, said tranny has a 103% chance of $ROPE, where as GME Chads have a 103% of Kekking BBBY into the ground.

>>54795112
The only real difference between us and them is they won't have to wait three years to realize they fell for a scam

>>54795112
GameStop isn't going bankrupt which means MOASS is inevitable.

>>54795112
The fundamentals are too strong. The groundwork is there for NFTs. Retail holding unprecedented amounts in DRS book. The fact that they are a distraction and not a legitimate play. BBBY only exists because Cohen bought it briefly. When he sold it was a clear sign to get out, if you didn’t take profits sooner

I can’t be on /pol/ anymore. There’s simply nothing new to learn there. It’s not a good place to kill time. My dopamine receptors are fried. I need to go monk mode

>>54795172
>NFT's dying by any and every objective measure
>driving to a brick and mortar to buy a video game you could down in 20 mins, or a funkopop
sers.... yes fundamentals very strong baggie bro do NOT redeem the gamestop stock sers you must be buying more

>>54795112
GameStop isn't bankrupt

>>54795047
Either he's paid to be here and be miserable or he's already miserable and he's here to vent his impotent rage

>>54795112
Gamestop isn't a failed business.

>>54794784
It's not working for me bro
Make sure you keep refreshing it as quickly as you can and I'll do the same til it works
Check back in in two more weeks

>>54795088
So you're a cult then?

>>54795318
How else would we win?

>>54795318
∞ cult

>>54795276
>>54795318
>projecting emotions onto random people who cycle through these threads to make fun of you
>I, a gme baggie, is in these threads everyday for the past 2 years, therefore, anyone who makes fun of me does the exact same thing I do
Well, you can strike being a lawyer or scientist off as a potential career, there's no way you have an education past high school.

>>54795112
BBBY is a distraction stock psyop. The only ones that should be sweating are AMC holders.

I find this whole TOP business bullish as fuck. For me it proves the collateral/Margin Call DD.

>>54795354
>I'm totally just a random goy stopping by. Just a a stranger, yes. You can't recognize me because I am so good at gaslighting and hiding, yes, yes, my fellow holders.

>>54795404
So when are they going to farm Kimball Electronics, Inc. (KE) and Kellogg Company (K) for collateral?

>>54795404
Also Chukumba and Loop Capital were the underwriter for HKD, and he famously seethed hard about GME in the past. Seeing HKD, MEGL, and TOP all pump definitely is bullish because it has correlated with big GME moves before.

https://investorplace.com/2023/04/why-gamestop-stock-investors-probably-wont-win-the-game/
>ignore the ecommerce pivot, goyim
>just sell
Bullish.

>>54795480
https://investorplace.com/2023/03/gme-stock-alert-the-cost-to-borrow-gamestop-is-up-200-this-week/
>Retail investors may be about to get what they've been hoping for
Bearish.

But unironically:
>linking AI generated articles for baggie clicks
Truly, no one could ever think of doing something so 5head.

>>54795480
>All those digs at RC
topkek that guy is seething so hard

>>54794784
Sure is suspect that the day before the company will gather data, the website is unavailable immediately after shareholders discovered that something was fucky with how DTCC accesses shares for locates. They are fucking scared. Scared enough to add a “plan” with zero shares and zero balance to accounts which can’t be removed for seven years. Big things are percolating.

>>54795136
Okay delete this NOW

>>54795354
I’ve built and sold two successful businesses, and now I am retired at 39 and live entirely off of dividend stocks. Try all you want to paint GME investors as neets living in mom’s basement, but if that were the case you wouldn’t be here would you? You’ve seen with your own eyes some of the GME buys that have hit the tape. We aren’t all minnows, and you’ll soon be eaten alive

>>54791284
The real question is why?
Is it
>a threat against retail?
>throw off the SEO of the teem Citadel
>personal docu series about Ken Griffin as a special agent like Michael Skarn?

>>54795480
Didn't an Anon just ask when the MSM would start with the RC FUD?
Looks like the message was received.

>GameStop Chairman Ryan Cohen had with Bed Bath & Beyond (NASDAQ:BBBY) over the last year, I’m not very optimistic about his management skills or his ability to identify strong businesses. Given all of these points, I advise all investors to sell their GME stock, despite its current reasonable valuation. (The shares currently have a trailing price-sales ratio of just 1.15x).

>>54795576
Glad to eat the detritus off your teeth and gills, big guy.

>>54795354
>Imagine believing going through the "education" system makes you smart.
I smell middle management all over your posts faggot.

>>54792864
cope harder

>>54793932
Checked and keked

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/133bmap/amazon_were_letting_you_make_your_stupid_show_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

I did think this show is sus

>>54794917
>HONEY TAXES ARE DUE TELL ME WHICH GUEST BATHROOM TOILET YOU WANT TO MELT DOWN.

>>54795663
Just four more years if we stay at the current rate bros... and this is assuming that something actually happens once they're all there and that GME continues to report the numbers quarterly, which they've already kind of stopped doing.

Looks like CS has been down today. I wonder what they're doing.

Quit crying and give me my money

>>54794847
>>54795735
You sure are sounding like an OW shill anon...

>>54787484
How did you know I did too?
All 3 ways are fine. Shaved trimmed hairy.
Shaved for bikini season and don’t worry about it off season.
Ez

>>54787586
Wtf is wrong with you. They just need to bring back moderation and self respect and dignity.
The men these days are pretty pathetic too

>>54795905
Enslave all poor people
I am the king now

https://stockhouse.com/news/press-releases/2023/04/30/shareholder-alert-pomerantz-law-firm-investigates-claims-on-behalf-of-investor8

When's the next hopium date?

I'm still holding and planning on kissing tight tummies like that one poster but it's stressful paying close attention everyday. Long regular breaks from /GME/ threads have done me well. I think last time I was actively reading through every thread was before Elden Ring dropped

>>54795905
what's needed is fraternity. men need to stop fucking over other men (and fucking other men). women and fags are just occupying the power vaccum left open by men quarreling among each other.

>>54795984
There aren't any hype dates. There have never been any hype dates. It will happen when the market implodes.

Plenty of things can and therefore will happen. Partnerships, NFTs that are popular, acquisitions, new stores, new products, more ghost drops by Nintendo

Test

>>54796038
empty post? is this a bot?

>>54796009
When I was active here last year I remember we had charts anon

>>54795784
No wonder at all. Tomorrow is the day that GameStop gathers Q1 DRS numbers. Shareholders were moving to book enmasse as they finally figured out their shares were being used by locates. I find it hilarious that the leaker was from here, and that Reddit had to call it a “Twitter post” for it to gain traction. CS is prob being attacked (or they are complicit) and have the site down in a desperate attempt to keep more accounts from going “pure DRS” instead of “IOU DRS”

>>54796096
The record date for Q1 was Friday. CS took the website down because more shares have been registered than should exist outside the DTCT.

>>54796096
>have to go out of your way to learn about and transfer your own stock so that it cant be used against you to cause artificial selling pressure
>there is STILL another obscure hoop to jump through to keep the tribe's greedy fingers off of it

I get a runtime error when I try to open the CS login page, can any of you fellers try and see what happens if you attempt to log in?

>>54796096
>I find it hilarious that the leaker was from here
I thought it was a larp and played along because it was funny. Imagine my surprise when Vishnu himself sent his armies here in a vain attempt to disprove the idea

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shouldn't have put off doing my taxes until the last possible moment

>>54796200
>he fell for the just “don’t pay them” meme
lol, lmao
make sure your shares are set to BOOK and be sure to terminate PLAN (which you can access by going to the “buy” section of Computershare.net)
Tyfys say hello to Tyrone for me o7

>>54796165
It really is insane this whole thing. If I buy a milkshake I wouldn't want some fat fuck sticking his own straw in it and stealing sips that's for goddamn sure.

>>54796236
I'm trying to declare my shit properly as a eurofag. My shares are booked and I am not signed up for the reinvestment plan so no dirty hebrews can put their circumcized cocks anywhere near my shares.

>>54795112
I hold a thousand GME in DRS Book and 2500 BBBY with my broker in a cash account that I bought last week for 280$, if BBBY moons I'm rolling every penny that doesn't pay taxes into more GME. If it doesn't moon oh well I buy one less ounce of weed this month.
>hurr ur a fukin retard
I do not care and your words mean nothing to me, thanks for caring about my financial decisions.

>>54796324
>2500 shares for $280
Imagine getting into GME at those prices

>>54796338
Imagine if DFV had openly shared the DRS BOOK process instead of letting retail find out years later.

>>54796338
I don't have to imagine it, I've lived it every day for two years.

>>54796338
I bought my first 10 GME shares for 14$ back in November of 2020, and my single only regret is I didn't have the funds to buy more. As fucking bizarro as BBBY has been I think it'll pop either this week or sometime this month, and if it doesn't I won't even be mad. If it does I buy several thousand more GME and DRS them shits straight to a new computershare account with no plan holdings entry so I can move the others from my first account that does have that entry even if it doesn't fuckin' matter.

>>54794764
Definitely had some good games come out in Q1 like the resident evil and metroid prime remasters which basically everyone bought. Last day of the quarter, they released the zelda oled switch which I guarantee you they immediately sold out of. I’m calling it right now, we’re in for another positive earnings report. Check em, screencap, whatever. It’s happening, and next quarter is going to be even better with the new Zelda release.

>>54796411
The other big thing is that they're done with the large capital expenditure projects. Upcoming quarters shouldn't require as much revenue to be profitable.

>>54794540
Ratioatblessons was fun

Why the fuck did they ban him? You can’t even make a post with his name. WTH

>>54796429
Naturally. Shills love to say “durr you only had one profitable quarter, how much money did they lose last year?” even though conditions are nothing like before Q4. The last earnings report was not a fluke, it was a sign of things to come.

>>54796455
Reddit as a whole is comped. If you get a subreddit bigger than a few thousand people and it posts anything spicy at all bad actors come in and start acting like seasoners which gives the admins carte blanche to force you to put code in your autoadmin that blocks the ability to link other subreddits or users. I think everyone conveniently forgot that Citadel owns a large stake in the hosting platform the site uses, and that it's trying to IPO sometime soon. It was never a truly free part of the internet after one of the founders got suicided, and it's just gotten less free as time has gone on with any competitors to it eventually going broke and closing their doors. Why people still go there at all other than porn is beyond me, and I'm sure the faggots that run the site will pull a Tumblr and kill all that off too soon enough.

>>54796455
They didn’t just ban that guy. They declared war on him. He seemed to have inside info on Ken, and made a post with madoffs prisoner number as the title like four days before the guy died

Kek baggerino niggers

kek baggies

kek baker is passed out on the couch covered in cheetoh dust

kek dumbfuck no bake baggots

>>54796654
why is that your only post all the time?

>>54796686
>>54796686
>>54796686
Threaded.

>>54787456 4 5 6
WAGMI.

>>54788905
The major trucking companies discuss this very issue, 15 years ago I worked in AV and set up and ran there conferences.

There is no reason to make this up as I don't give a shit what you do. It's not hidden knowledge and doesn't take a tin foil hat.

https://www.freightwaves.com/news/loaded-and-rolling-driverless-truck-exemptions-atri-on-driver-facing-cameras

>>54789160
Blind luck, some normies were talking about it at work when it was 200ish pre split, ended up buying in too high should've waited for it to crash, I make around 20k a year so my stack is small but I will make it

>>54796485
It used to be the only place left to find actual humans communicating on the non-dark web.

>>54796173

>>54797200
Checked, he a bitch