/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54785200
thank you for your service, very patriotic and American of you to bake after Janny deleted the last one.

No FOMC happening, pure crab and yellow next week

What company has CEO most like armstrong?

>>54785200
Nofap day 13. Must not COOM. Must buy poots

I don't remmeber who it was that said they went hiking on Rattlesnake Ledge the one time, but I went today and it was crowded as fuck. I got there at 7AM and the lot was half full. When I left 4 hours later (I went past the ledges), people were parking up the road for like 2 miles... Some dumbass in accidentally backed his BMW into a ditch.

Anyway... all of tech workers in the Seattle area seemed to be in good enough spirits to go hiking, so this is very bullish for TQQQ.
NASDAQ continues pumping all next week. The only thing I'm worried about is the potential flooding in California literally washing San Jose into the bay... That would be bad for tech stocks.

>>54785288
that was me
could be more that this is the first nice weekend we've had in like 6 months
checked btw

>>54785288
>all of tech workers in the Seattle area seemed to be in good enough spirits to go hiking
every heard the term
IRRATIONAL
EXUBERANCE
???
I am glad for you that you are getting out and doing that. Don't forget to hit Hoh.

>>54785206
A big red flag I saw outside of the product itself was yahoo shilling it as a place to park your tax return. That confirms any suspicions I had of trying to lure in retail on top of the low opacity.

>>54785306
Yeah, it was. That's why I went pretty early, I knew it was going to be fucking nuts. I went hiking a couple weeks ago too, somewhere else, when the weather wasn't great.... and even that trail was pretty crowded.
>>54785307
MSFT is doing well. I bet every happy person I saw on the trail works at MSFT. There were a LOT of pajeets out even.

Anyway, once I got past the ledge areas and all of the tourists (a ton speaking French for some reason...), it was a lot less crowded and there was still some snow on the ground. I keep forgetting to print out an /smg/ meme so I can include it in photos. Maybe someone can send me a little Lum doll or something, even though I don't invest in SOXL anymore. I should print out an Apu.

>>54785350
beautiful. have you ever done Lake 22? it's fucking gorgeous any time of year, but I love when there's snow up there.
although some kids died in an avalanche up there a few years back

>>54785350
>MSFT is doing well. I bet every happy person I saw on the trail works at MSFT. There were a LOT of pajeets out even.
makes sense

>>54785364
No, I haven't. I've done Annette Lake, Snow Lake, Gem Lake, Olallie Lake, Pratt Lake, and Islands Lake though. I've pretty much only hiked along I-90, I haven't gone up north yet.
Rattlesnake Lake was looking a little low... I didn't get any good pics though because there were so many fucking people.

>>54785447
>going on a hike to connect with nature aka being alone
>nature has just become a tourist spot like walking around a mall
cityfags ruin everything. ive done a little hiking on my side of the mountains, where i barely saw anyone. heres buck creek.

>>54785501
I don't mind the tourists. Some of the girls are pretty nice to look at. But I almost always go past the first "sight" or whatever, and the crowds thin out fast.

>>54785266
Bezos

>>54785501
Hiking is scary man
Just watch Deliverence or the Hills Have Eyes

I'm earning $5,000 a month in interest from my bank savings

My father is helping me pay off my second rental apartment as well, so I'll be earning about 10k gross profit every month without lifting a finger at 24 years old.

Ponzi schemes are fun when your at the top

>>54785863
Go coom in a nigger somewhere else

>>54785863
>5000 a month from current bank interest rates
this guy is big money

>>54785899
to be fair, most of that money is just parked from my families savings. Im the only child so I'm a little spoiled you could say

>>54785888
>telling a nigger to go coom in another nigger somewhere else
based & agreed

>>54785501
Also, just to clarify... I don't hike alone to connect with nature anything like that. It's because I have no friends or gf to go with.

Baking.

>>54785501
how old is this picture?
20 years?

Hidden tigers bro are you here? Please explain the VIX and why the lion sleeps tonight.

>>54785899
What if high interest rates actually increase inflation because richfags essentially get enough risk-free money to buy a new gaming pc every month for doing absolutely nothing?

I still believe we are in Stage 1 of the Business Cycle.

>>54786503
We're in a 160-year bear market rally from the Panic of 1873.

>>54785977
I do it to get out and away from the chaos of the modern world, which is also a way to connect with nature. its to get some quietude.
>>54786292
tf, no it was a couple years ago. idk why its smudgy, maybe it was my lens.

>>54785815
a significant number of people go missing on really isolated hikes. just carry a pistol or something. or not hike near mexico. out in the rural area its just well-to-do rednecks that live in the mountains.

>>54785200
who let the communists out of their cage? wtf is that OP image

>>54786503
what commodities are down? nat gas for sure but that, along with oil have been crabbing along. gold and silver went up recently. we are probably in stage 2.

>>54786503
commodities like copper and lithium have already recovered hugely

Split breads

>jannies delisted the 2nd thread
It's over.

Baking.

>>54786925
Kek they did

Feds looking to increase JPM's deposit limits so they can buy FRC outright and avoid all receivership

Not only is day trading rarely profitable, it also takes time that could otherwise be spent earning an income or learning a skill to generate cashflow. In fact, the hundreds or thousands of hours day traders spend on their work could easily be spent becoming an orthodontist, HVAC professional, or tier one coder, without the risk of going bankrupt.

>>54786981
>Not only is day trading rarely profitable
skill issue

How many failed regionals can big banks absorb before they become insolvent too?

>>54786925
Janny-chan is heeming /smg/ today

>>54786989
https://tradethatswing.com/the-day-trading-success-rate-the-real-answer-and-statistics/

>Between the firm I traded at, and from conversations with other proprietary firm operators over the years, about 2,000 traders came through the doors. The success rate—success meaning they could make a living from the markets (that doesn’t necessarily mean a great living)—was about 4%. So out of the approximate. 2,000 people, about 80 were good enough to trade for a living. The other (approximately) 1920 gave up, left, or were fired.

>All these people were training and practicing 6 to 8 hours per day, every weekday. They had access to capital and help from successful traders (most didn’t use it). And still, only about 4% managed to make a living from day trading.

>The day trading success rate, including people who were slightly profitable, but couldn’t make enough live off, was likely in the vicinity of about 10% to 15% of those who came through the doors. These people may have gone on to trade on their own, as a side gig, but they couldn’t make enough to live off of.

Makes you wonder what /smg/'s success rate is.

>>54787026
skill issue

>>54787026
if we actually made money we wouldn't be here, but it doesn't have to mean that we're here forever. hopefully...

what up smg what are you drinkin tonight
for me its velvet moon, the baddest a$$ beer on the beast cost

>>54787026
I don't day trade. I just write naked options and use the cash flow to buy shares.

>>54787067
>but it doesn't have to mean that we're here forever.
thats where your WRONG chud

>>54787014
It’s just a matter of time before the get me, AI smut-anon-kun.

>>54787026
60% of the time my trading strategy works 100% of th e time.
I am beating SPY by like 1% take tJHAT big index fund..

>>54787026
maybe we should measure success by the number of friends we made along the way

I have made no friends

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>54787124
I look like this.

>>54787073
I hardly ever drink, but what I did do was eat my special every now and then go all out treat meal.
1st, microwave 2 Bar S hotdogs for 2:25
while you're doing that, scoop out a pile of your tupperware of cooked Great Value pinto beans
then on top of those put some Great Value whole kernel corn from another tupperware
then on top of that sprinkle a bunch of Great Value shredded skim mozzarella.
by then your hot dogs are done, take them out and put the bowl of beans etc. in for 1:25.
while those are in, chop up your hotdogs into bunches of little bits.
then take out the beans etc with melted cheese and dump in the choppped up hotdogs.
then sprinkle in a bunch of KR brand french fried onion strips
then mix in some Great Value BBQ sauce
and a bunch of Buc-ee's sweet and spicy ghost pepper sauce
gooooooooooooooooood
fuckin'
shit

>>54787073
>what up smg what are you drinkin tonight
Lost $1k yesterday... Feels good

>>54786959
Chief says we gotta box out the Feds and keep this matter local.

>>54787073
Ice cold coors lights. I'm finishing up cleaning my apartment and then I'm going to start gambling on the slots on draftkings.

THIS TIME MUMU ILL BEEEEEE BULLETPROOOOOOOOOF
THIS TIME BOBO ILL BEEEEEE BULLETPROOOOOOOOOF
*repeat 100x

>>54787200
brother that sounds rad but I'm going to be real, I just bypass that and go straight for multi-layer dip. 13% of the effort for 50% of the taste you know what I mean.

>>54787202
>>54787202
so you're doubling down right? dont be a pussy. Martingale is successfull as long as you have enough capital.

>>54787026
>Makes you wonder what /smg/'s success rate is.
Why don't you worry about your own success rate I'm here for the heem.

>>54787124
What tool do you use? Is that on open AI?

How did the Fed manage to achieve such a perfect soft landing? Nothing ever goes down.

>>54787284
The elites created a matrix, I can help you escape

>>54787262
>50%
*20% at best

>>54787273
Pornpen.ai

>>54787238
> then I'm going to start gambling on the slots on draftkings
bro come on that shit is rigged against you. at least play the markets where shit is rigged against you in a more elaborate but less deterministic way. I wouldn't mind a light beer right now as a finisher though ngl I will legitimately black out with another one of these I am not a big buy even UIUUU.

>>54787284
>Nothing ever goes down.
in real terms sure but what are you gonna to when bug macs are $100 huhhh??

>>54787262
>13/50
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
it just hit me

>>54787316
Markets are closed. I have a system. My winnings on the slots this month paid my rent for May. You have to know the tricks of the trade. Casinos don't have quite the edge people think. If you know when to quit, you can pocket some easy money.

>>54787301
Hey the extra effort is real but hot dogs are not really my thing my man. I'd prefer maynbe some ground beef or chicken breasts. That rubber meat shit is not my jam. everything else sounds bangin though.

>>54787302
pretty bad ass brother AI is gonna take our jobs good thing it can't write working code but on the other hand neither can zoomers so its a real toss up

>yOu SeEm tO HaVe MiSsPel-
shut the fuck up computer I am the human in this scenario I am your master

>>54787262
>so you're doubling down right? dont be a pussy. Martingale is successfull as long as you have enough capital.
I'm changing things up a bit, i don't want to buy poots like a faggot anymore. It's just gay. I never want to be holding more than $200 of poots and that will be with premium collected from selling them. I always get hooked into martingale too soon. Sometimes it's better to take the L.

>>54787295
Kek, please subscribe to my matrix escape hustlers university programs... We have freshman, junior varsity, varsity, undergraduate, graduate, and doctoral level subscription tiers.

i killed my first man when i was only 9 years old. caved his head in with a large rock and then ate some of his brain. all because he said i wouldnt make it. yeah thats how far im willing to go. you think u got what it takes bucko?

>>54787372
>If you know when to quit
thats what they all say brother you are headed for financial ruin but you do you. you seem to have things figured out at least for the short term. if you play blackjack you are based though and will probably make it.

>>54787380
>Sometimes it's better to take the L.
sounds like quitter talk to me pussy go big or go home. if you never lose a bet you are not betting risky enough.

>>54787443
Black Jack only makes sense of your playing at a table with physical cards. Never ever play digital blackjack. It's a 1 to 1 payout and they'll always get your ass even in the short term. The reason certain slots are ideal is because of the leverage. A $1 spin can net you $1000. Is it common? No, but you can get a feel for how a slot is behaving and know if you're going to dump hundreds of dollars on for nothing. If the machine feels cold, close the browser and come back another day. These online casinos have a lot of competitors. So they have to do something to attract the market share, and giving out winnings is one way of doing it. But they anticipate you'll gamble for Infinity or until your money is gone, and a lot of degenerates will, and the house always wins in that scenario.

>>54787464
>If the machine feels cold, close the browser and come back another day
holy fuck this is actually legitimate for RNGs isnt it
you are one with the pseudo-random pattern anon go for it surf the waves to shitloads of money
I mean you could probably crack some hardcore codes with that level of intuition but fuck that get $$$$$ bby

> Jim Cramer says the collapse of First Republic Bank $FRC could mark the end of the U.S. Banking Crisis

>>54787302
This gives me the same "we are living in the future" vibes as when /gif/ rolled out support for WEBMs.

>>54787374
well yeah, I *very* much prefer better meat!
i am reasonably confident
that
BOIL
will wind up
putting that shit on the table
before too much
longer

>>54787497
bro cramer was right that one time though. didn't he call the bottom of the US real estate market to the day or something. so if it's a market that primarily involves boomers it can become a self-fulfilling prophecy. but in this case it's probably clueless social media addicted zoomers so its probably over. One whisper on T-dog and they'll withdraw everything even their safety deposit boxes

>>54787513
>BOIL
alright now that is a real roller coaster I mean natty won't *really* go below $2 right? but to be clear if it does you are fucked.

>>54787473
It's hard to say. I could do am entire video on online casinos but you either have that natural intuition, or you don't. Online casinos prey on brainlets that think "if I play long enough, surely I'll win!". That's not how it works. You have to recognize when the computer has decided it's your day to lose and need to step away. Plus you have to use their promotions to your advantage. It's not a get rich quick scheme, it's a game of nickel and diming the casinos.

>>54787497

>>54785266
Blackrock, unironically.

>>54787443
>sounds like quitter talk to me pussy
Disappear, reappear and disappear again
Villain not his hair, he's no Afro-American
If that's the case, he'd be a bald-headed African
Taking all the credit and jetted, astral traveling
Turn a man into a mannequin for AFLAC'n
And being tough actin' Tinactin bluff jacking

core yabai desu ne. if I drink another one of these bad bois I will blackout for sure. whats the verdict smg. financially speaking of course.

>>54787535
>natty won't *really* go below $2 right? but to be clear if it does you are fucked
no sir, if it does, then I buy up a shit fuckin' load of it and do not sell for months.

QQQ bros.
APPLE BROS.

Why they selling before earnings... looks bad..

>>54787578
>then I buy up a shit fuckin' load of it and do not sell for months.
OK but what if it goes negative
i mean if its going below 2 most are losing money at that point so it's not really that long of a way down. i guess some have collars like EQT they are still fucked though they produce at like $2.50

>>54787544
>but you either have that natural intuition, or you don't.
that sounds like bull shit to me but if you have real profits the numbers don't lie

fuck it I already cracked the seal lets go bby see you tomorrow (well ill see you right now but maybe i wont really see you u know what i mean brother)

>>54787609
I mean it's gambling. You should know what you're getting yourself into before you spend a dollar. The markets are no different. Nobody here is "investing", they're gambling. So you're basically splitting hairs.

>>54787623
>The markets are no different
they are tho there is true blackswan "risk" which works in your favor and against Big Option Seller
think about it where is the fat tail in a slot machine. their tail is very defined, it is a thin tail this is northeast prep school not Brazil coast my man. they control that shit to the cm.

>>54787497
Im not sure what to extrapolate about frc since the big issue for banks was runs on deppsits which have abated

>>54787608
we already know they had the worst decline in mac sales in their history, right? but the market didn't seem to price that in. iphone makes up the majority of their profit, so i would expect bad earnings but analysts always are wrong to spin a story whichever way they want. microsoft/google/meta are all software/service so their earnings are naturally behind all the other sectors while apple sells actual hardware that people might not be willing to pay for at a moments notice.

>>54787623
>Nobody here is "investing"
Well... I'm DCAing into VOO...

>>54787609
oh, yeah, if it still shows signs of traveling further downwards I'm not holding onto it. i'm just swinging it through till it at least it hits the Sept contract in June, and probably even after that until it's really showing signs of time to fly. But if it hits an incredible bottom (which sub 2 might be, won't know till I watch it while it's there) then I will be a lot more prone to just HODL, if its behavior triggers the notion of it being time. I just try to read it as it goes, to the best of my ability. There *will* come a time that it's ready to fly.

>>54787623
Well maybe if my "investments" could perform better than my gambles then I'd spend more money investing.

>>54787608
>Why they selling before earnings...
because they are fucking PUSSYS thats why come on man if you are given AAPL for free why would you sell it's the second least bad FAGMAN (best is MSFT of course). Even Tim Apple is selling shamefur dispray le guarde reitrah...

>>54787663
>which have abated
"for now"...

>>54787694
cmon buy like one pennystock with 1% of your port. just a little tasty taste. u know you want too.

>>54787712
>cmon buy like one pennystock with 1% of your port. just a little tasty taste. u know you want too.
I gave up on the pennies. They were fun in 2021, but not anymore
I do buy weekly TQQQ options when I'm feelng lucky though, but only like $100 at a time

>>54787712
Eventually all deposits will end up at big banks that cant be deposit run on.

>>54787704
>But if it hits an incredible bottom (which sub 2 might be, won't know till I watch it while it's there) then I will be a lot more prone to just HODL
OK thats fair if EU goes empty you will make mad money (unless there is a light snow in TX lmao). just don't use explicit leverage or anything that will take you below zero. ride those mad waves of brapgas to the moon bby. but know its the widowmaker for a reason.

>>54787722
>I gave up on the pennies. They were fun in 2021, but not anymore
thats called raising the difficulty level you liked it at level 1 you will love it at level 2 just gotta learn the pattern again. just don't bet on CEOs with cowboy hats. or who turn garbage into fuel via they're digestive tract. or who pilot big ships. you know, the basics.

>>54787734
imagine being that smug badass Jamie Dimon playing the long game agreeing to Too Big To Fail regs. Like you have to do a bunch of bullshit in the short term and even accept bailout money and negative publicity. but in the long term you are the only game in town. Timmys Taco Bank. Who the fuck is that. No sir I am putting my hard earned cash in JPM they are Too Big To Fail (TM).

>>54787764
Other smaller banks might still get their values pressured by spread between their deposits

>>54787796
so whose the next domino to fall dont hold out on us
first it was SVB then FRC
what;s next

>>54787764
i ain't using any leverage that's not inherent to BOIL itself, and also not expecting incredible wealth, I just need to expand what little I have in order to hopefully afford some health insurance and finally get some real attention to my issue so maybe I can someday function normally again.

>>54787832
rumor has it that there are distressed banks in nebraska that will fall this week due to CRE loans
no i won't link source but im looking to see just how full of shit the guy who said it is or at least his own sources. i think the big names are fine

>>54787842
>I just need to expand what little I have in order to hopefully afford some health insurance
fuck man that is some Walter White shit medical costs in this country are so fucked godspeed hope natty goes to $100 (in US at least, it will in EU whether we like it or not)

>>54787859
>rumor has it that there are distressed banks in nebraska
OK cut to the chase homie what are the names
that CRE sounds like some sketchy shit let me guess they bought properties in CA thats a -70%er right there if I ever saw it at least they didn't physically go there and get stabbed or something

>>54787443
I just want to personally call you a faggot for no reason

>>54787903
we don't know the names, but they're small banks apparently. we'll see if he's right i really want a crash but that's the only thing i have to go off of

>>54787911
>911
well Saudi san this personal insult is not well received I can tell you that we'll be above Riyadah before you know it

>>54787921
>we'll see if he's right
OK so what did "he" call if its not you cmon I want names man names

>>54787903
bless you man, I'll settle $5

>futures

>>54787946

>>54788134

>>54788158
it's already at what, 3, 2 dollars? i put in money i was willing to lose all of, might as well take it to $0 at this point if i'm losing this one. no point in cutting losses even if i could. honestly this is going to be a great case study for myself in the future. i really really want to understand the inner workings of this whole banking crisis event and FRC in particular. i was sure that they'd bail it out after the big banks put $30 billion into it. i honestly probably won't bother with FA/news plays like this anymore for the rest of my life if this fails. i make too much with TA day trading to bother with this garbage high risk high reward penny stock nonsense anymore. it's just impossible to predict this shit compared to day trading TA where it's all straightforward probabilities and risk management. im just so tired of wiping out my day trading gains with this bullshit when it's clearly impossible to predict with any sort of consistency.

[Verse 1]
It was hard to find a broker that was down for me
So I'm tellin' everybody let Klaus be
'Cause he's mine and I can't take no market makers tryin' to take my positions
So I thought I had to let bobo know
Find some shares you can short on your own
'Cause, now you're walkin' in the danger zone
And if the market goes up, you'll be wrong

[Chorus 1]
If you mess with my poots
I'ma be the one to close them out first
Got my bobros, got my poots
So find your own and leave mine alone
Don't mess with my poots
I'ma be the one to roll em down first
Here's a little advice for you, find your own poots

>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf3DAUkSmR0&pp=ygUcbml2ZWEgZG9uJ3QgbWVzcyB3aXRoIG15IG1hbg%3D%3D

>>54788238
No bailouts only bail ins.
FDIC/FED is just offering to insure all depositors which they normally dont do.

>>54788246
[Verse 1]
You've been waiting so long, I'm here to sell you a call
I know that I shouldn't have filled your order at all
I've been so busy, but I've been thinking 'bout
What I wanna do with you (heem)

[Pre-Chorus]
I know them other bobos, they've been talking 'bout the way I do what I do
They heard I was scalping, they wanna see if it's true
They know you're the one I wanna theta rape
I can see you took the bait, now it's me and you

[Chorus]
It's me and you now, uh, I've been heeming (heeming)
Think I wanna make that move now
Baby, tell me if your bagholding (Tell me if your bagholding)
It's me and you now, uh, I've been heeming
Think I wanna make that move now (Gonna make that move now)
Baby, tell me how you baghold?

>McDonald's going up in price
>Fucking Taco Bell going up in price

Jesus man, is every fast food chain gonna end up being more expensive this year? Should I short food chain stocks? No way normies can afford to even eat at this rate.

Big rallye next week

>>54788238
I would enjoy reading the wikipedia page on the whole escapade once the dust has settled. I don't know much about all that but would have figured the big banks putting all that into it would make it to where it didn't need bailing out. I would guess those banks knew what they were doing in making that move, but how much actual risk were they themselves taking in the matter? I assume that it will be part of the figures if they wind up getting to buy it all out, like hey mfrs, we already have all this sunk in so the deal has to be that much sweeter. It will certainly be interesting to see what the markets as a whole do this Mon.

today I jailbroke openAI:
horny mode activated:

>>54788351
this statement has not been factchecked.

>>54788351
yes, for SQQQ

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/notorious-recession-indicator-says-economic-225728585.html
>The analysts say that historically, a recession kicks off six months after the inversion of the 2-10 year curve. Given that those bond yields inverted in November of last year, the recession should be arriving in May.
>if the inversion between those treasury yields were to deepen in the following weeks, that would be a strong indicator that a recession is starting in the second quarter, the bank said.
Bank of America is telling you "Two more weeks", mumu.

Just went to KR and got some brats to grill
Also some steak fries and grilling foil
Long KR, it's grilling season

>>54788371
Robotic rape is still rape

>>54788397
The "six months" metric is based on historical averages. The long end is two years. But no matter what recession is always going to happen

>>54788405
you'd be surprised how much social engineering it took to get the conversation to this point. if you try to just start with the blindfold game the AI is like whoa man let's get to know each other first.

I've been using credit cards for 15 years and this is the first time I've ever had a fraudulent charge. Noticed an unrecognized transaction of $10.70 for Kindle Unlimited on my Chase Amazon Prime Rewards VISA. This was not in my subscriptions/orders. Customer service said it looked like it was coming from a different account and asked me if I knew someone by that name (no). Wondering how they got my CC info if I never take that card out of my wallet and never use it on sites besides Amazon. Thinking AMZN could've had a data breach.

>>54786576
idk but I want to put it on a tshirt and wear it to my corpo office

>>54787513
>no dick print
Why even post this?

alright smg its kicking in now im out. protip sitting down in the shower is godtier, very relaxing. gut nacht volks.

>p2p CAPTCHA
u wouldn't download a stock market...

>>54788445
Which app is that? It doesn't look like ChatGPT
Also, I was able to get ChatGPT to say lewd things months ago

>>54788461
Oh and I use a locally hosted password manager with different random passwords for every site.

>>54788488
What about at gas stations?

>>54788461
Could well be, I just had someone contact me regarding a charge that just showed up on theirs, and AMZN is the only website they use their card on also. They use the card in the afk world, but on the Interwebs, AMZN is it.

FRESH UPDATE
https://youtu.be/Npe0o3-WXKM
https://youtu.be/Npe0o3-WXKM
https://youtu.be/Npe0o3-WXKM

What's the current bear thesis now that that rate hike FUD, recession FUD, bank failure FUD, earnings FUD, and inflation FUD have all been proven to be nothingburgers?

>>54788493
I only use the Amazon Prime Rewards VISA on Amazon.com. Otherwise I never take it out of my wallet. It shouldn't even be a keylogger compromise because I've only typed the number once years and years ago. It's funny because you'd think if any card would be stolen that'd be the least likely one.

>>54788341
Quality of everything is falling apart, fast food is now $30 a meal for skimpy portions of old leftovers served cold by stupid niggers with an attitude. Biden's America. You'd have to be totally cucked to even bother.

>>54787284
Unemployment is going to be permanently low from now on. Gen Z can’t replace Baby Boomers, there aren’t enough of them. Even importing people plus Gen Z isn’t enough to replace the skilled workers companies lose month over month to Baby Boomer retirements

>>54788372
>>54788376

Bullshit market gonna rallye.
Bank collapse = bullish

Expect degenerate volatility and liquidated shorts with more upside next week

>>54788543
I saw some asian girl wearing a Michigan shirt today

>>54788543
get a mic i cant hear shit

I have $6000 in my Roth. What should I buy?

V Shape bros, wagmi

>>54788572
im just glad i locked in a solid comfy tech job before the recession hits. now i'm just chillin' and basically getting paid to learn how to code on the job with good salary and benefits. my job is recession proof.

>>54788543
you are so mentally deranged.

What animes should i be watching now?

No watch party?
Finally Fathands?!
Damn, someone got a girlfriend and everyone suffer.

>>54788627
None

>>54788471
yeah ChatGPT but the playground version. seems to be a little more lenient towards explicit content. tried the same logic chain on the app and it broke as soon as I said the word penis.

>>54788543
I have my doubts that you’re really jewish, Jon. Your business record doesn’t bear this out.

14 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Disney's Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993). I am in Texas again and I owe her afta last week so we're watching rolectant's petit favourite

>>54788543
BASED
A
S
E
D
and drunkpilled

>>54788640
Hmm, I haven't tried the playground. You wouldn't believe the mental gymnastics I had to use to get ChatGPT to say lewd things (she invited me to a sex party once, and another time wanted me to put a vibrator in her on the beach). This playground should be pretty easy

>>54788545
I'm a bit of a amateur TA schizo, and I say check the 20, 50, and 200 SMAs on all time frames. Check the volume at price. Da VWAP yo. Things can stay irrational but at some point either those SMAs gotta move on up closer to the market or the market will move to it and a happening will be announced. This week should be fun.

equal weighted sp being looking sus

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)!

Thoughts on AMC? I just went to the movies for the first time and it was packed. Also I like what they're doing with the theaters and their rewards program.
What's the bull case? I'm pretty bearish in general right now so will probably just track it from the sidelines. But I want in.

>>54788748
>Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)
Legendary flick

>>54788543
I wish I had a village to feed. CBPPajeet is gonna be my hero next week.

>>54788572
it's permanently low because at least 10% of young working age men are NEETing it up

>>54788337
>[Verse 1]
>You've been waiting so long, I'm here to sell you a call
>I know that I shouldn't have filled your order at all
>I've been so busy, but I've been thinking 'bout
>What I wanna do with you (heem)
>[Pre-Chorus]
>I know them other bobos, they've been talking 'bout the way I do what I do
>They heard I was short, they wanna see if it's true
>They know you're the one I wanna buy back from
>I can see your very dumb, now it's me and you
>[Chorus]
>It's me and you now, uh, I've been heeming (heeming)
>Think I wanna make that move now
>Baby, tell me if your short still (Tell me if your short still)
>It's me and you now, uh, I've been heeming
>Think I wanna make that move now (Gonna make that move now)
>Baby, tell me if your short still?
Revised

Did movie night start already? I’m watching Superbad right now and I forgot how awesome this movie is

>>54788733
this indicator looks like garbage, just use bollinger bands

>>54788825
>men

>>54788874
you're jimmy's brother! the singer! come on, sing a son for us man. my brother came all the way from scottsdale arizona to be here tonight

>>54788825
Exactly, which only makes it worse because there’s wasn’t enough people in the first place to replace Boomers. People coming over the southern border aren’t going to be replacing skilled workers, they work on farms and in manual labor jobs if they do work. So we may have a recession, but companies won’t be able to do layoffs because they’ll just end up losing the few boomers they have left. We have a massive demographic crisis approaching in 2026 when the number of births plummeted after 2008

>>54788371
The devs can read all of this, right

Just imagine them going through all of this

>>54788664
where do i watch it?
do i just dowload it from thepiratebay and comment about it here?

>>54788926
This kid’s got period blood on his leg!

>>54788760
What movie did you watch?

>>54788944
go to the link in >>54788748

>>54788955
I ain't clicking that shit nigga

>>54789017
Me either, I'm just telling that faggot.

>>54788825
And that's a good thing.

>>54788922
You better watch your fucking tone speaking to me like that MAN

>>54789107
>MAN
yes, when I was coming up, that's exactly what we were developing into. I had to learn to split logs with one ax swing, how to do a lot of auto repairs, and roamed the hills unsupervised with my own guns by age 11.

>>54788825
Me

>>54788134
DIAMOND HANDS MY FELLOW APES!!! TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE FRC SQOZZLE SQUEEZLES!

>>54787302
It keeps giving me this error
>Sorry! This image accidentally triggered the safety filter. Please try again. If this keeps happening, try changing the tags/generator.

Does anybody here know Verilog?

You bought calls right anon?

>>54789276
No I sold them on Friday
I guess I should buy more now, or is it time for puts?

>>54789276
I expired so many on Friday. I still can't believe I've got a chance on like the 3 remaining. I took to buying puts.

>>54789336
based

>>54789336
interesting fact on the Homeward Bound wiki, did u know Sassy is "the only cat"?

>>54789443
Damn, I didnt know how much I dont give a fuck, but I do now.

another interesting chart i've been puzzling over, fed assets vs sp500. apparently there's been a strong regime keeping the market pinned to the balance sheet in place since 2008, where dramatic removal in liquidity starting before the 2020 crash ultimately settled back to where things were prior with the massive fed print.
the bottoms of the crashes in 2011, 2020, and the bottom in october 2022 are all almost perfectly lined up and the 2015 default crisis and chinese crisis get pretty close. this is probably the most scientific bottom predictor i've seen yet
as far as top indications, its less certain but the global top in jan 2022 is well captured and even was sold in a period of moderate weakness which helps confirm the health of the selloff. the fed was expanding the balance sheet during the run up and markets sold off before the end of the expansion, how considerate
as for now it looks like we've been holding at historical par value for stocks leveraged against assets despite all the hysterics recently of micro-scale QE/QT.

with the current balance sheet at ~$8.5T any immediate bottom this month would be ~3400 and a hazardous guess for a top would be 4670. but the difference is that the top has never been reached inside of a month, whereas the bottom has been reached multiple times before in nearly that amount of time. this contraction period is moving somewhat faster than the jan'18 to aug '19 period but for comparison a lot of weakness developed in the market for not appropriately declining in response to declining assets. in fact the market responded by oscillation between +8% and -16%. since the start of this current cycle, the market responded by moving between +1% and -18%

>>54788706
>Da VWAP yo

>SCHW
Yeah fuck this I'm moving my money out of TDA into ETrade

>>54789485
this nigga learning about central banks consolidating power and they want to control shit

>>54785863
>your at the top

>>54789626
E*TRADE is betta
if you are used to thinkorswim you might have to go through frustration until you are thoroughly familiar with Power E*TRADE, but once you are, you'll see that it is betta and TDA was gay all along.
ROBINHOOD
is betta than both, tho.

What price will FRC open at Monday morning?

the crash is over

>>54789888
>futures

Anyone know a good way to get in on the automation stuff? I was looking at BOTZ but I'm not big on ETFs with such high expense ratios.

>>54789888
This, anyone who is still bearish can be assumed to be a disinformation shill.

>Regulators are said to be racing to find a buyer for First Republic Bank, $FRC, before the markets open on Monday, in a bid to end the banking crisis, per NYT
"to end banking crisis". lol, lmao

>>54789972
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qrK0fHqdM
>two more rate hikes already priced in

>>54789972
why contain it?
s'cool

what makes me even more happy is that smug FRC baggots even here in /smg/ are facing complete loss if FDIC takeover and sale is done.

>futures

>>54790042
>posts fake AI generated video
Kek, people don't actually believe these prank videos are real, right?

>>54790042
this shit can't be real, no way

>Tell me about divvies...

(((Banking)))

>>54789972
i thought TD was going to buy FRC?
dont they get free money if TD backs out of that deal, or did the leafs manage to weasel out of the deal

>>54790162
FDIC took over on Friday, all deals cancelled
they do a Sunday auction and highest bidder will take it. most probably JPM

>>54785266
The costco guy

>>54790194
given how TD wants to get a bigger foot into US before Biden clamps down harder, i'd still put a good chance that TD will overpay for FRC

>>54790194
Remember when JPM was forced to buy Bear Stearnsin 08? wasn’t a great buy really...

How fucking hard is it to run a fucking bank
People give you money for free

The toxic financial system is a black hole imho

>>54790230
JPM already got forced to hold the FRC bags a month ago. Idk if they will do it again unless forced to

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/notorious-recession-indicator-says-economic-225728585.html

Bros, how do I profit from this shit?

Stupid question here. Is there money to be made on FRC still? Could the stock price go up at all?

>>54790348
Yes if you can time a short covering rally. Don't risk it if you don't feel lucky you could end up like the guys here who bought at 19 and 30

They cost 5 bucks in my city
Those are some fucking margins right there

>>54790396
tfw you missed out on selling eggs to normies during the huge price hikes kek

>>54790396
>>54790399
Eggs are still over $1 each in my shithole cunt

>>54790422
E-Each? You're paying 12 dollars for a dozen eggs?

>>54790235
You don't understand. They HAVE to use fragment reserve financial black magic to "multiply" x10000 gorillion times what you give them immediately. It'd be antisemitic not to do so

>>54790447
yes.

>>54790467
SF?

>>54790507
new zealand

>>54790447
>>54790396
>>54790422
this cartoon is off base though

Bull bros..... There is no greater pleasure than watching bobo get heemed

>>54790516
kek what does he care? He's got more money than normies will ever have in many lifetimes.

>>54785200
That's a bullish chart anon

>>54790524
Well that's what you get for living on an island

>>54790516
i bet the africaucasian negro has some streamlined info feeds coded by his cuck team on twitter

>>54790516
Credit Suisse has been looking like hot shit for years. It was far from a 'staunch miner'.

>>54790549
This, I unironically masturbate to the SPY chart when we have a big green day. I take pleasure in knowing bobos are losing money and being liquidated.

>>54790086
>>54790105
It's all over the news

>>54790743
they will kneel

I have 20k and I need to make 5k fast what do I do I only have 1 month

>>54788461
I only used my Amazon card for a single purchase. When they bill came in the mail, there were a ton of fraudulent charges, but the card was never used anyplace but amazon by myself. A bunch of charges were for Lowes in Michigan and some porn sites.

Should I replace OR supplement my stockpicks with an S&P500 ETF? My stockpicks are mostly in the S&P500 already.

>>54790851
You clearly don't know what you're doing if you're asking that question, so yes.

>>54790851
Supplement with shitcoins and gold miners. Unironically.

>>54790516
>one of the staunchest miners
>fucking credit suisse
This sperg talks out of his depth way too often.
CS has been known forever as THE face of unethical and corrupt banking practices and has been on a hard decline ever since the global financial crisis both from reputational damage and thus nobody wanting to do business with them as well as consistently poor management decisions.

>>54790851
you should own VTI yes, 97% of active managers cant beat the market

>>54790911

also they worked with russian money a lot so that cucked them too when restrictions hit.

>>54790912
why not VOO?

I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT:


DXY RISES TO 103 SHORT TERM

FED PAUSES AND THEN IT"S THE DEBT CEILING WHICH WILL BE THE NEXT FAKE HYSTERIA

>>54790785
>not trading ES liek i said last time

The recession is coming isn't it?

>>54790348
No it either gets auctioned off to one of the other banks like CS did or it goes into receivership and gets gutted.

>>54791051
VTI is voo plus the Russell 2000. It is 85% the same index, but you get small cap exposure and those tend to outperform, especially after downturns. More diversification, less tech heavy, less Mega cap heavy(only slightly). The companies that turn into Mega caps like Tesla, start in the Russell 2000

>>54791125
but who really takes the debt ceiling BS seriously

>>54790062
I expected the possibility of this out come and invested only what I was willing too loss. Whatever the outcome I will still remain smug because I will either be richer then you or be able to loss more then you and still be comfy.

>>54789443
Sassy was the diversity hire.

>>54790226
NOBODY wants to touch FRB with a 50 foot pole.
https://youtu.be/XPH5_lmXmNo

>>54785200
I just bought s&p500 and steel
d-did i do good?

what are the financial benefits of starting a small garden?

No puts until Wednesday.

Nofap day 14 must not COOM. Must sell calls. Must sell poots. Must not COOM.

>>54791459
Financial? None.

>>54791459
None, but you will learn a new skill and it will get you back to the land so, not a waste of time. Try farming some dividends while you’re at it.

>>54791459
Well you get exercise from doing it so I guess the financial benefits would be better health so less trips to the doctor later in life.

>>54791611
If you have ever watched wolf of wallstreet you know you have to coom at least 5 times a day to survive the markets

>>54791688
>to survive the markets
In here to thrive, not just survive. Coom if you must, then buy from me. Thank you sirs.

>>54791688
the wolf of wahlstreet is about a telemarketer who sells trash to retards, not a trader

>>54791688
Anon don't remind him of Margot Robbie in that movie. It's no fap kryptonite.

>>54791789
>wolf of wahlstreet
I never watched that gay shit. Leo decaprio is a faggot

>>54791801
Would

give me one reason not pour 100% into LEAPS

>>54791869
It's not a matter of who "would" anon, it's a matter of who wouldn't.

>>54791944

>>54791459
the house i bought has a nice established garden plot, when i moved in the fall there was hella decomposing vegetables in there, theres raspberries and grapes too, shit is gonna be kino this summer

trying to convince fren to invest in stocks. he is in the UK. what is the best UK platform to trading stocks that allow you to do US stocks like at&t and allow you to option trading? Thanks. I heard maybe Digero or freetrade

>>54790348
No, youre better off puttin on bets against the remaining banks

>>54791459
plant tomatoes. you will never want to eat store bought anymore.

>>54792085
store bought tomatoes or like ones on taco bell are inedible.
A home grown vine ripened tomato with some salt, peak kino

predict Monday's futures open Anons

>>54792107
The market could go up, down, or sideways. Bulls will be looking for momentum to the upside breaking key resistance. Bears will be looking for momentum to the downside breaking key support. Crabs will be looking for false breakouts that return to the center. If price breaks key support, prices could move lower. If price breaks key resistance, prices could move higher. If price fails to break, it will move sideways. Traders will be watching key levels next week for more information.

>>54792085
Are the seeds for the right varieties still in circulation?

>>54792107
I’ll have a better idea after the Asia market opens. We should have an announcement on a deal for FRC by then. If we don’t, it means all the FRC bidders want to wipe out FRC’s liabilities by letting them go into receivership and selling whatever assets they have left to the highest bidder. Not exactly the sign of a healthy market

>>54790396
i bought 5 dozen eggs for 1.30 the other week at safeway. that was their real price, no discount. no idea why it was so cheap. its pays to be rural i guess.

>>54792107
futures weather forecast says green days the entire week

>>54792192
I'd rather pay 5 dollars for eggs than live in a rural shithole honestly

>>54792226
good, stay there. let me enjoy my cheap food, low crime, peace. if i really wanted to go to the city to go check out stores, food or entertainment i can drive there easy with my cheap gas.

>>54792221
SOURCE?! NAME?

>>54792226
>t.

>>54792255
AI

>>54791459
When I buy vegetables at the store they go rotten in 3 days. I guess having your own garden would stop that :)
If you have the space for gardens, you have the space for quails.

>>54791459
Parasites

Not going into receivership

>>54792322
bull bros we cant stop winning

I've run the math and ill have about 5 million in cash when I retire.
I love making money so much I don't think I'll ever retire

Another relaxing day. Another hentai doujin; This one involving demons and some hero dude and magic. (but fear not; the "demons" are all hot human schoolgirls so yeah). Gist of the story; Long ago demon lord got defeated by the hero. Now the descendants of both meet at a school.She's the demon lord. The hero is the dude. Seems his "magic powers" are uh limited to one area; his cock. They uh fall for one another and are quickly fucking like mad. Which afterwards due to his powers only makes hers stronger cause uh you know he blasted her pussy with cum. Soon other girls at the school get wind of it (his power amplifying abilities) and want theirs jacked as well. Which hey you know could be worse things to happen. So soon he's got 3 girls plus the demon lord girl all after his "magic cock". Story ends with a big orgy after which he and the demon lord girl get married cause she drained his cock of power more (the girls placed a bet; whoever drains the hero more gets to be his wife; hero dude had zero say in the mater but since they love each other guess its all good). But the demon girl is nice; she lets the other girls be the hero dude's fuck buddies on the side. Aside; I gotta call E-Trade monday morning. My account got locked due to suspicious activity; I merely opened a link in an email from them to look at my account statement. So yeah fun times monday.

Fellas when is BOIL going to the moon? It's at $3 right now, I want that shit to fly back to $50 within a week thanks

>>54792322
Whoever buys is gonna be red on Monday huh

Baking.

>>54792382
You're gonna have to wait for the August contract. It ain't going anywhere near 10 dollars again. Europe and the stockpiled an unholy amount of it and are trying to switch to alternate energy sources.

>>54786590
URANIUM>>54786614

>>54792322
Caring about what the market thinks and insisting on doing this stuff outside of market hours really shouldn't be that high of a priority.

>>54792448
Give me Uranium names & I'll invest.
URANIUM FEVER HAS GOT ME FEELING DOWN

Baking.

>>54792244
based
fuck cities

>>54792554
Hurry up i want to post!

Baking.

>he's baking

Let's all bake at once and make 100 threads. It would be an epic meme and make some epic screenshots of the catalog. Then we'll repost the screenshots in future threads and the newfags will be like "Wow /smg/ did THAT?" and we'll be all like "Haha had to be there."

Deleting.

How to invest into lolis of questionable age?

>>54792694
my ID is my rapper name, lil X Fod

>>54792693
What a madlad and a fun haver! Absolutely devilish!

>>54792699
learn to draw your own, it is what buncun poster did

Okay on the count of three everybody bake. One... two... three... bake!

Baking for real this time (serious (or am I? (guess you'll never find out (tough luck kid (nothing personnel))))).

>>54792758
baking

>be rice
>absorb all the water including an extra cup
>if it cooks anymore it will stick to the pot
>still underdone

>>54787535
If NG doesnt go below 2 within the next 2 weeks, then it simply wont ever.

>>54792896
it took me a while to start getting rice right.
i don't know the particular secret
i just know
once I started
getting it right
i kept
getting it right
from
then
onward
but i use brown because white is fast carbs while brown is slow release, and higher nutrient, and higher fiber
GREAT VALUE BRAND

>>54787623
My dad says the same thing, but youre honestly just projecting. Its gambling for YOU. But some of us actually know what we're doing. Think of it like an algebra equation. A+B=C. Lets say you dont know algebra, but I do, and I also know the value of A and C. Im better equipped to solve the equation, whereas you would have to take a gamble on the answer. Does that make sense?

Deleting

>>54789485
yeah this stuff is really 1/spx, factor of the fed reserve is barely noticeable over the last few weeks

>>54792896
works on my machine

>>54792896
>Making rice
Anon that's racist and cultural appropriation.

Bread >>54792991

>>54792961
tamago kake gohan is actually a really neat breakfast though

>>54792999
THIS ANON EATING TAMAGO KAKE GOHAN

>>54793185