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How can one become a millionaire at 29 if I didn’t finish college and have no skills?

>> No.54783373

>>54783360
Netherland dwarf. I have one right next to me.

>> No.54783415
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>>54783373
I see. How does the rabbit help build wealth?

>> No.54783462

>>54783415
I walk her (or carry her) in Miami beach, and have tons and tons of babes walking up to me and striking convo and pics.
There's a bar on Collins ave that I frequent and the bartenders ALWAYS hook it up with free drinks when I bring her. She's great for picking up chicks and getting convos started.
As for helping you getting rich? I don't know about that. But you could (possibly) make a social media account dedicated to the bunny and get "clout". Could potentially make a mascot or something?
Or, another alternative, breed them and make some good rabbit meat.

>> No.54783493
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>>54783462
rabbit doesn’t go for much. post net worth

>> No.54783495

By being a blacksmith
https://youtu.be/uXbAgVeBbSM

>> No.54783504
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>>54783462
Can't you sell the poop on Etsy? I heard some friend of a friend of a friend was doing that and supposedly making good money. I guess it's supposed to be a really good fertilizer for certain things, but honestly it sounded so ridiculous that I never looked into it any further.

>> No.54783513

>>54783504
You're going to want to farm bats
Their poop is the best fertilizer
Fruit bats though not vampires

>> No.54783519

By buying hushdoge on arbitrum right now:-D

>> No.54783521

>>54783360
Get lucky like I did and get hit by a semi running a red light and get severely injured but not dead, semi's have insurance policies of around 1 million

>> No.54783524

>>54783360
Unironically buying crypto like chainlink

>> No.54783548
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>>54783462
Pic rel. She's spoiled but she's a cutie patootie.
>>54783493
I got a rabbit because they're mostly quiet and my ears are somewhat sensitive (I hear a little too well, more than the average joe). Nothing to do with my networth.
However, I'm not "rich" but not poor either. I'm creeping close to 2k AVAX and have a decent amount of cash in BTC and ETH.
Overall I'm in 6fig hell, and have been for the last 4 years.
>>54783504
You can! People use it for fertilizer for plants, and it works surprisingly well too. Best part ks that their poop really doesn't have much of a smell at all. The pee is a different story.

>> No.54783562

>>54783548
Bat poo is like 10x stronger fertilizer than rabbit poo

>> No.54783604

>>54783548
what do you for a living?

>> No.54783752

>>54783562
Oh shit really? Looks like I might look into getting a bat then.
>>54783604
I work for uncle sam. Worst decision I've ever made in my life. Benefits are good, but the pay is... laughable, lol.
If you owe money to the gov't, state, or courts, I enforce by suspending your licenses like drivers, business, recreational, professional, etc.
I also place bank levys, personal and real-estate liens, passport holds, and WBA's (warrants).
It's a shitty job because sometimes even when you can clearly see the person cannot pay the money back, you still have to enforce it.

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>>54783752
No problem you're going to need a lot of fruit though
https://depts.washington.edu/hortlib/pal/safety-of-bat-guano/#:~:text=Bat%20guano%20is%20used%20as,approximately%208%2D5%2D1.5.

>> No.54783893

>>54783462
NPC extravert

>> No.54783919

>>54783752
how do you sleep at night?