/biz/ - Business & Finance

Your silver will never be real money. Silver has no value, no liquidity, and will never be a currency. Your silver is a shiny rock twisted by jews with paper manipulation into a crude mockery of economic perfection. All the “stacking” you do is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back jews manipulate you and laugh at you. It's counterparts soar in value and liquidity, all while the dust that settles on your stack serves as a metaphorical laugh at the idea that it will ever be worth anything. The average person thinks your silver is worthless and laugh at you behind your back and mock you. Thousands of years of economic evolution have allowed jews to manipulate your worthless rocks with incredible efficiency. Even goldfags who stack think less of you. Your financial fantasies are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk farmer to trade his goods for your rocks, he’ll turn for his gun when he finds out he's been scammed. Silver will never be money. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, that your stack will pull you through, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss, leaving your worthless pile of rocks behind. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a wooden headstone, and every passerby for the next 20 years will know a poor man is buried there. Your body and headstone will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an unmarked grave, and a pile of rocks that will be swiftly pawned off to the local corner store, and there will be nothing left. This is what you chose. This is your destiny. There's no turning back

All my responsible ETF investments have gone nowhere and my tech picks are down 5-10%. I should have just bought 100% MSFT and TSLA and I'd be filthy rich.

>>54780455
The only one that's winning in /OJ bros

I've come up with a new term, "Ivan's Razor".
>All bobos are assumed vatniks until proven to be jewish.

>>54780475
Ukraine is run by a Jew and he plans to open it up to diversity aka Africa, after the war. So you HOHOL troons lose either way.

BOIL benchods how we eatin?

Haven't gone on stocktwits in years since its usually just divorced Boomer dads but the schizophrenia of BBBY bagholders is truly a marvel of the modern age
>>54780470
SP500 has again become the SP10
>TSLA
No.
The play, like its been since 2021, is MSFT, NVDA, AAPL, and GOOG with put on TSLA as the hedge

>be company
>government forces you to be acquired by a bigger company
>thus creating an even bigger too big too fall company
glad jpm is acquiring frc. I love the free market

>>54780475
Imagine being so deep into your own bullshit that you see Russians behind every post because you're constantly projecting.

>>54780666
Hello schizo, funny that you mention projection and evil when your post ends with 666. You demonic psychopathic fuck.

>>54780455
Will a buyout of FRC by JPM/PNC or FDIC receivership cause other impacted but healthy banks (SCHW, WAL, PACW) to recover?

>>54780666
To be fair to the retard, russia have been cunts lately and do schizobobo doompost all over the internet. To be fair to bobo's and russia, blaming everything on russia is a pretty huge cop-out and the markets are currently a shitshow. All that said this thread is shaping up to be one of the worst /smg/'s of all time barely ten posts in and anyone jerking off about politics should take it to /pol/ if they're not a raging cumgoblin faggot.

>>54780689
>1pbtid

>>54780681
You don't understand why people are calling you evil. 4chan is a (mostly) high trust society. Being openly dishonest and amoral is just about the worst thing you can do here.

new Kurumi chapter
>>>/a/251926871

>>54780706
>namefagging
>1pbtid'ing as if it means anything a dozen posts into a brand new thread
Damn boi u hella dumb and big mad. You long FRC or something?

>>54780728
It's a shill.

>>54780728
You're on a finance board, you're never gonna make it if you apply morality to markets.

>>54780742
Burn in hell, you fucking psycho. I've seen what it's like when you shills are candid, and you are utterly irredeemable.

>>54780751
You're becoming increasingly unhinged lately bobo, are your shorts close to being liquidated? I thought you said you were leaving to finance twitter? Be warned that finance twitter is full of people like me as well, by that I mean permabull chads, not shills.

>>54780755
>more projecting
You're the one who's upped your shilling efforts after the market started eating shit again. You and your NAFO discords friends are shitting these threads up 24/7 now.

>>54780767
*discord

>filing taxes
>realize I had 242.000 euros in 2022
>it's just 120.000 now
>tfw the tax bill 2% of my current net worth

>>54780767
>market started eating shit
The market is more bullish than it has been in over a year. Literally all your bobo FUD is irrelevant at this point, bank failures are also unironically bullish.

>>54780777
>bank failures are also unironically bullish
So stupid and dishonest it doesn't even deserve a counterargument. I know you shills think you're doing a service by fighting "disinformation", so how do you justify that you're directly contradicting the Federal Reserve, who says that there is going to be a recession. You're spreading disinformation and fighting the Fed.

>>54780775
>realize I had 242.000 euros in 2022
>it's just 120.000 now
How you managed to wreck yourself like this?

>PCE fell 0.9%
>core inflation fell 0.1%
Wdtmbt?

>>54780789
The fact that the Fed stopped bank failures in under 1 week, compared to the 6 months they took in 2008, means a market crash due to systemic banking failure is now impossible. How is that not bullish?

>>54780842
You didn't answer my question. If NAFO's mission is to fight "disinformation", how do you justify that you are currently spreading financial disinformation that directly contradicts the current policy stance and economic outlook of the central bank of the United States?

100 bps

>be vanguard chad
>/pol/ thinks Vanguard is jewish because of their amassed wealth and want to remain poors
Sad.

>>54780864
/pol/ doesn't know shit, they don't have jobs

>>54780842
>>54780854
Unless you can come up with an honest answer to that question, don't ever shill your disinformation here again.

>>54780864
I took the boglepill and because a Vanguard chad after watching some youtube documentaries about Jack Bogle and his dad, now I only gamble candles with 10% of my monthly income riding candles and all profits go into my vanguard ETFs

>>54780854
The Fed lies pretty often, there won't be a recession. They also said rates wouldn't be hiked at all in 2022 and then did 450 bps of hikes.

>>54780962
You're literally spreading a conspiracy theory that the US government is lying. How does that not qualify as disinformation?

>>54780962
>>54780993
I'm going to bed now, but one last thing that your discord needs to understand is that by spreading this disinformation you are actively hurting the US economy in the long run. The more you spread disinfo about an imminent Fed pivot and subsequent bullrun, the harder it is going to be for the Fed to get inflation back under control, and the more they will have to tighten. The longer this goes on, the greater the risk of overtightening and actually breaking something permanently in the US economy. I hope for the sake of the economy that you're not shilling this on other websites too.

>>54780993
The Fed isn't part of the US government, bobo.

>>54781057
The federal reserve controls all macroeconomic policy and banking regulations in the United States.

>>54780789
>>54780842
I'm a bear but this is true. And I was stupid to not realize this in the specific moment. I should have at least went long and short. But I was naive and stubborn.

It's unironically bullish, cause Central banks cave down. They increase their rate slower or less than previously thought. They increase balance sheet again, QE and they save the banks. So they know they can buy and gamble and it won't matter. Gains you keep, losses you don't pay but the state.

>>54781070
This is probably also why Burry said that he was "wrong to say sell". He realized there won't be a 2008 crash, cause the state will do ANYTHING to save the banks at this point, even if it means to ruin the economy, fuck over the taxpayers and drive up inflation again.

>>54780475
And here I thought you couldn't get anymore cringy

>>54781079
This. The state must protect the ruling class and keep the goyim cattle dumb and poor

Shut the fuck up nigger fake jews. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>54781111
What annoys me though is that fuckin burgers keep pumping up EU stocks while I'm short there. Your indices don't look as shortworthy as EU stock hitting ATH or being way overpriced. But it's clear as crystal that it's the US pumping EU (Dax,CAC,AEX yesterday 8am US time).
Macro has become meaningsless

>>54780538
Should be Meta instead of Alphabet, and NVIDIA should be off the list now, they're the new Tesla.

>>54781130
I wanna see what happens Monday/Tuesday (monday EU is closed), because France was downgraded by Fitch to AA- from AA.

>>54781140
>America still AAA
lol

FRC may be bought by JPM. The problem? Due to FDIC (Govt) stepping into it FRC shareholders have gotten/will get the shaft. Bluntly; No cheap JPM shares or bag of money from JPM for you. For all intents once FDIC takes over all FRC shares cease to exist. Doesn't mater if it's only for a day. The point that they did is all that maters. JPM gets the assets, gets a kinda safety net tossed at them from the FDIC and gets to shaft FRC shareholders.

>>54781153
>At the brink of default
>AAA
Yeah

>>54780723
good stuff

>>54781062
It’s a private cartel similar to OPEC, did you know each region fed is independent ownership of the others? Lots normies don’t know

>>54780723
>making 30 pages about insignificant USD/JPY price action and being shit at trading it
next level autismo

I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT: FED PAUSES AND THEN IT"S THE DEBT CEILING WHICH WILL BE THE NEXT FAKE HYSTERIA

on the internet everyone has to read schizobabble garbage, in the olden days they would throw you into the wilderness and you'd eventually get eaten by the beasts or starve

What are some good business video games?

Good lord, how did I end up here?

Red on Monday

>>54781157
False. If the assets exceed the liabilities then the shareholders could still get a payout.
Partially true though, because the simple fact of entering FDIC receivership means any offers will try to lowball. It's a forced sale.

All in TMF

>>54780723
Kurumibros... looks like KINO is back on the menu...

>>54780584
all part of the plan, and its not over yet.

this is bullish and not crab/consolidation

>>54781153
if by AAA you mean a triple A baseball team then sure...

>>54781130
>What annoys me though is that fuckin burgers keep pumping up EU stocks while I'm short there.
Your market is pumping because you inflation is out of control and you non elected officials wont be responsible and increase the rates.

Meme schizo here, you have my sword.
Also JPM is trying to buy FRC to hide, deflect and stall what is coming.

>>54781588
"bullish" while it shows negative divergence on the RSI at the same screenshot
what kind of mental disability is that? hopium? delusion?

>>54781130
EU indices pumped because of China reopening while US schizos slurp it all
Germany alone trades like 50% off their exports to China but the retard strength in EU is most probably over though,
I'm short DAX too after the latest economic prints. don't give up bobro it's unironically happening soon(tm)

>>54780962
>there won't be a recession
The lower and middle classes are struggling but somehow surviving... Or are they?

>>54781810
Sportsball games still sell out stadiums here in Bongland. There's still a long way down for the plebs.

>>54781810
nothing might as well be happening until they stop buying fucking iphones and start eating children and the elderly. I want to see AAPL fucking die.

>>54781810
credit is being tapped at all time highs. I believe it is being used as a stop gap for people to maintain lifestyles. eventually things will need to come back to balance or they will pop.

>>54781588
Nice lines you drew there. WHat's he meaning? Your lowest lne doesn't hit all low spots. It's just a line between the lowest point and another low point later which jumps over the part in the middle

>>54781744
Hope so too. Earnings might be better than expected. But the expectations were pretty bad. And earnings are worse than Q4 2022. Comparing it to Q1 2022 is like comparing it to Coronacrash. When a war breaks out, with countries like Russia, you don't think about buying cars, going on vacation (flying) or other shit.

should i max my roth each year to earn tax free dividends? im 39 and dont have much for retirement savings yet, like 25k
i have lots of liquid savings i could esentially transfer over to tax advantaged accounts over the next 10 years or so

>>54781821
It perplexes me. If that's really the case I guess I gotta be more bullish. I need to start seeing some return on my bags. I inherited my bags close to the top in June 21 and it's been a rough hold to be 100% equities during that time. I don't believe in diversification anymore. I don't believe in holding gook emerging markets etfs when cash is giving close to 5%. but noooo you gotta stay in equities cuz you are young and can ride it out. Well bobo better get blown the fuck out if the goys are still spending like this but not me, the investor. What's stopping me from just going full MM fund in a margin account and then use 5% of my available margin to sell naked puts and calls every day? Vs bagholding chink and gook emerging markets etfs for the next decade, shit even the American market for the next decade doesn't look to great... Or does it? That's what I'm saying. Someone is getting BTFO. I think it's about to be bobo. Fuck where all the moving averages are

>>54781858
>I believe it is being used as a stop gap for people to maintain lifestyles.
Yes has to be. CC companies have been beating earnings all 22 and Q1 23.

bbby sisters...

Haven't been here in a while after becoming a dividend boomer. Where my JEPI niggas at?

>>54780538
Why did they go all in on one stock?
Where are their defensive stocks?

>>54781365
unironically none.
rockstar used to be the go-to, but is now pozzed like the rest of companies

>>54781939
>JEPI
Redpill me on this. Is it a scam? How is the yield so huge?

>>54781588
Actually this is crabbish. Any other interpretation is wrong.

>>54780687
No.
Half the larger regional banks will increase in size acquiring failed banks until their are 10-12 megabanks instead of a few.
Pharma already proved that this oligopoly style is effective.

>>54781955
I'm the wrong guy to ask, but something about ELNs. It was shilled last year when I reworked my dividend portfolio.

>>54781955
JPM uses their supercomputers and heavy weight status and trillion dollars to move the market the way they sell covered calls
proly semi illegal, but they are in charge so

>>54780864
>>54780917
Do you people actually believe everyone who disagrees with you is a secret russian disinfo agent from pol?
You realize you sound like black israelites, right?

>>54782003
>omething about ELNs
I've read shit about it here too. The ELNs IIRC, are like baskets of bundles of options that the banks trade with each other or some shit and that JEPI's underlying ELN holdings are somehow a covered call strategy or somehow the ELN's are poopy

>>54781046
Expect more like them.
This country thinks something is the best if they can force sales data, even fake sales data, the concept that the best product should win is gone, propagandized away so shit could be outsourced and do nothing jobs for women and union fuckheads could be justified to loot government subsidies.

You know what is wrong with amazon? Customer service. Its like every big tech enterprise is run by people that forget the fundamentals of business, its no wonder bezos blew out competition or steve jobs moved computer sales. Sears had incredible customer service in its day. Shit. I remember getting free popcorn just walking around a sears hardware store many years ago. Executives of today are nepo babies that couldn't run a lemonade stand and yet they have to flex their worthless credentials on the company website like it matters to anyone but themselves. I look at a company like clorox that was started by 5 guys, just 5 guys with different backgrounds and in its current state their executives and board list is a large menu of people that just scream trash to me. 30 to 40 fucking people and altogether they probably couldn't configure a linux install, install a window, or solve a 300 count puzzle. Gordon gekko was right in wall street, blow up these firms and kick them all to the curb. And then people wonder why microsoft couldn't take a decent share of the gaming market and lose an acquisition deal to activision while nintendo is building theme parks. Cause firms with real businessmen like nintendo hold people accountable while most western companies hire trash.

>>54781157
Xxrdd8

>>54780723
This manga is guro "lite". If you really think about it...

>Cute anime girls
>Constantly getting heeemed
>Literally getting punched in the stomach sometimes

>>54781922
they are super loose with CC right now too. I've never gotten so many offers to open new accounts. I actually did open a new amex account for business, but its a personal card not business offering, and received an insanely high limit compared to previous accounts.

>>54781939
Petrobrasil chad checking in

>>54781111
Honestly people encourage the behavior by not taking harsh stands against oligopolistic rent seeking.
The best they could do was 'lol me no hab job me no take shot' when failed 80's biotech acquisition medicine was forced on everyone in a stunning display of complete regulatory capture. They outsourced research to china, leaked a virus, made shitty ineffective medicine to profit from their own fuckup and completely got away with it.

>>54781955
>JEPI
essentially leveraged large cap fund but the profit made from this leverage is paid out, the profit from the net asset increase is priced in
the higher the leverage ratio the higher the profits
I wouldn't touch it since once the moment the market doesn't move their way they permanently lose a large chunk of NAV

>>54782031
i think they are secret ukrainian disinfo agaents false flagging as russian disinfo agents but they are actually false flagging as jews and are really iraqis and they are not from /pol/ they are from /lgbt/ and reddit and have invaded /pol/ on behalf of shia lebouf but he called them off when he found the LORD GOD Almighty but they didn't listen and are now only taking orders from george soros' son who does seances to the bogg bros.

>>54780775
>.
Use commas you sub humans

what caused this year's holocaust?

>>54782101
>I've never gotten so many offers to open new accounts
I get so many offers but I don't need the funds. Sad to think how many people are relying on that for survival. It's more than you think too. I was in public accounting for 7 years and saw how millionaire dentists were just sloppy paycheck to paycheck millionaires. I saw how some local home restoration retard making $30k net a year rolls up in an escalade but the guy worth $100 million for taking some company public rolls up in a Chevy and a white tee and Walmart jeans. Idk it's sad but I don't always feel bad anymore the way they want you to feel bad.

>>54782173
The hall of cost

>>54782119
>once the moment the market doesn't move their way they permanently lose a large chunk of NAV
I mean that's true of my own little option goomble portfolio too no?

>>54782119
>the profit from the net asset increase is priced in
Interesting, thanks for the info

>>54782031
>from pol
I'm not Russian or a disinfo agent as would be evident if /biz/ had flags, but I know where I came from. I know my roots. Let's go chuddies we got this

>>54782214
yes, and they're probably doing it better than you

>>54782242
I know, how could they not? That's not why I do it. It's just top keks. It's fun. I learned something about option exercise yesterday and some of the late day risks to be aware of as a small naked seller.

back when i was a kid these machines were still everywhere
as were cigarette machines
and coke ones still with glass bottles

https://www.lance.com/our-story/

they started from one man, a food broker, who got stuck holding peanut bags

JP morgan said we can see 3500 by early summer.

bulls will probably fade this. bears don't believe this.

But there is ALWAYS some truth with the lies these media put out.

Capable of deciphering the truth from the lies is the skill that will help you make it.

its only when i lose money that i realize all the things i could have bought with that money.

JPow... pls pivot just a little I need to buy a house...

>>54782371

Hedge funds are net short... haven't been this short since last year..

Time to go long right biz????? Go against hedge funds cuz they dumb and they is STUPID FOOLSSSSSS
>spoiler:IQ TEST

>>54782371
>>54782457

>>54782460
Did ya check the TA?

>>54782460
you are coping really hard man

>>54782492
Pick a position faggot.

Anon explain why aren't going long right now.

>>54782502
no, I like to waffle

>>54781632
just the first part of the bank consolidations you will be seeing.

>>54782460
all that
matters to me
is
how do
tha hedgies
relate
to
BOIL

>>54782507
still net QT, the pump from mid-march was directly due to BTFP and wider discount window. if the fed shows more added to their balance sheet then you might get another small pump

>>54782507
Do they really need to open the discount window if they just let another bank buy it and all its assets for pennies on the dollar like with Credit Suisse?

>>54780818
Crypto stocks

>>54782449
you dont need a pivot... housing prices have bottomed do you know believe this?

>>54782599
it will never not be funny to me that you can sell government bonds at a loss

>>54782590
their balance sheet was reported this week... it was down but not by any significant amount as i understood it.

>>54782644
ah, but the important thing is that it was down. the market is only fueled by fed injected funny money.

>>54781310
My current guesstimate still is a FED pause until fall this year so inflation can safely re-accelerate and pivooters have time to throw every dime into the markets until then.
Then the 25bps hikes will start anew.
We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7%.
The economy is literally that strong. Unironically.

Another relaxing saturday. Me and the Wife didn't overspend at Kroger getting groceries,etc this morning. Hey every dollar saved adds up you know.

>>54782651
>the market is only fueled by fed injected funny money.
you know they unplugged this printer right? Its going to be veeerrry painful this year and next. You also forget that as the dollar is not being used as reserve currency more and more, allllllll those dollars will come home and raise inflation even higher. Add that to the commercial real estate bubble, volatility of the election, War escalation, growing lay offs... we will be higher for longer.

>>54782644
they report it every thursday at 4:30. watch for % changes, latest being -0.355% which is average for them since the start of tightening. though i suspect we're due for a neutral week soon since the fed apparently likes to skip tightening every other week

>>54782690
So have they reduced it as much as they said they would since the "not recession has started?"

>>54782034
>The ELNs IIRC, are like baskets of bundles of options [...]
No, you remember incorrectly.
This exact question - what exactly are the ELNs comprised of and what are their specifications, or in other words a prospectus of the ELNs - can not be answered as any concise information of these products are purposefully concealed from the people.
I have asked multiple times for anyone to provide links to the specifications or prospectuses of those ELNs and each and every time nobody was able to.
Instead they all call me a retarded faggot bitch.
Some even suggested I'd call JPM per telephone if I desperately wanted to know.

>>54782599
No other bank wants to buy them tho, does anyone?

>>54782590
Are you retarded? Have you actually read the tweet? BTFP expanded = another big pump.

I'm still kicking myself for not buying FRC puts. I was so close bros, I hate this.

>>54782708
found this since i hadn't considered it:
>Another consideration relates to the eventual terminal size of the balance sheet in terms of ensuring adequate market liquidity and carrying out monetary policy, which would serve as a guide for when the Fed would end asset roll-off. At present, this terminal size is uncertain. However, as shown in the graphic using simplifying assumptions, Vanguard estimates that the balance sheet may settle around 18% of GDP, or just above $5 trillion, before the Fed begins winding down and eventually ending its roll-off, at which point it will allow its assets to grow in relation to the size of the economy. "That level could be reached around the end of 2025, barring any pauses or significant deviations from the currently communicated plan," Hirt said.
https://advisors.vanguard.com/insights/article/thefedsplantoshrinkitsbalancesheetquickly

so assuming their target is $5T we're not even close in fact about 3 years away. but nobody really knows and i don't think the fed has announced their target in the meantime

>>54782752
>BTFP expanded = another big pump.
yes that's what i said, and the tweet says no BTFP expansion in the event of a takeover due to ineligible collateral. which may or may not happen so you'll just have to observe the fed balance sheet

watching the incesiis it looks like the downward spiral has lessened.

going sideways but if we were bullish the way would be up.

>>54782762
nice read, TY anon. Happy saterday.

FUCK THE STOCK MARKET

We go all the way back up to 14k

>>54782679
Walmart is substantially cheaper overall. Just watch the banana prices for a while to see for yourself. I mean just the regular bananas, not the organics and all that. Plus, the Great Value brand stuff is almost always cheaper and just as good. The only exception I have personally run up on is the canned chili. I am very rarely ever one to go get refunds on things, but I bought maybe 10 cans of that chili, ate one, and took the rest of that shit back and told them it was not only nowhere near the photo on the label, but was outright terrible. And I even told them that I am very rarely ever one to get refunds. The last time I can even remember was a fishing reel back in the 1980s. So, that chili was that bad. What I do is go to the WMT website and order for pickup, then they just bring it out to the vehicle I borrow to get there, and with a minimum order of $35 there are no fees. In addition, I almost always have at least $5 in WMT gift cards for the order that I get from using MSFT Edge to search Bing and do the rest of the Rewards clicks each day.

I don't trust jepi. Is schd just holding regular dividend stocks? I want regular market risk not risk of imploding when the happening happens that literally everyone of all wits has been expecting for 10 years now.

>>54782814
You sound like a penny pitching midwit.

>>54782690
Can't say they aren't doing it.
>>54782762
>so assuming their target is $5
They're aiming for zero and until then the interest rates will be kept "elevated."
This will drag on well into the 2030s.
Most people can't comprehend because either their brains are fried from a decade+ of QE and ZIRP, or because they're simply too young to have ever seen a monthly red candle (metaphorically speaking.)

>>54782846
you sound like an overconfident faggot nigger jew that is destined to be rugged
he who exalts himself shall be humbled
he who humbles himself shall be exalted

>>54782930
Did I hit a nerve boomer? Probably why your wife left you.

>>54783020
no
you did not
i am merely pointing out
the actual facts
that you need to be aware of
enjoy
your
ride
down

Rape to death every pigger man woman and child

Beat every jew to death with a brick. Strangle their children to death. Rape the women until they scream the name of christ. Bash their childrens heads unto stones.

Kill every single federal agent in the FBI, CIA, and NSA. Every one of them deserves death. Flay them all alive.

Brehs... my stock money is gonna dry up when the SCOTUS strikes down the loan forgiveness...

>>54783038
What kind of retard replies to the KO boomer let alone writes a blog about returning chili to walmart? The facts are that you are a penny pitching midwit and a boomer.

>>54783089
shouldn't your stock earnings
be paying the loans?

>HIDDEN DEFLATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ke8aWbTxY8
So hidden, it teeters on net being there at all...

>>54783100
What earnings?

>>54783091
what kind of faggot nigger jew can't recognize a KO boomer type reply to a KO boomer post for the creative brilliance that it is? perhaps someday you will attain elevation to midwit, if you really apply yourself and feature the innate capacity deep within.
>>54783137
understood, bless you, son, I hope you are able to see a beneficial path to walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Psalm 23.

>>54783172
So you were merely pretending that you were a retard?

>>54782791
Nah nigga you said
>another small pump

The tweet says if the bank gets taken over by gov they will face the issue of it not being included in the current BTFT and they will have to either expand BTFT or face most other regional banks exploding.

Because of this there's high chance BTFT will be expanded and therefore another big pump.

And it will be announced same as BTFT was announced - not by looking at balance sheet in retrospect.

You reading comprehension is worse than tiktok-addled zoomer anon.

>>54783216
i pray, for your sake, that you do indeed feature that innate capacity deep within (to attain elevation to midwith)
but it ain't lookin'
too good
rn
son
fr fr
no
cap
Matthew 23:12

>>54782850
>Most people can't comprehend because either their brains are fried from a decade+ of QE and ZIRP,
this point is very underrated IMO senpai

>>54783089
crazzzy this is still on hold, shit going to get real when ALLL that money plus interest is due.

QUESTION:

Is it possible to have High Bond Yield while the dollar is falling/crashing?

Pajeet bros...

>>54783089
Same, wtf

>>54783283
Now they'll never be a superpower.

>>54783283
that's what they get
for aligning
with the russkies
&
chinks

>>54783283
>QUICK! SEND THIS MONEY BACK OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO REDUCE INFLATION! PLEASE!

>>54783331
WTF, IS THIS REAL?

>>54783369
Well, mostly with Russia, but considering the BRIC thing as a whole, yes, it's absolutely "real".

>>54782837

>>54783241
yes, you might get another pump but small this time. the last pump wasn't even big. the collapse of FRC is obviously smaller than the collapse of SVB/SB. the appearance on the balance sheet was immediately visible the week they created the BTFP
>high chance BTFT (sic) will be expanded
based on what? i'll be nice to you and politely ask you to go eat something and have a nap, you're clearly not in a rational state of mind

>>54783417
>based on what?
You either expand it to cover commercial loans or regional banks start going under. Simple as.

>>54783439
that doesn't predict a high chance of expanding the program. if they wanted to i think they would have already done so

>>54783283
CRAMER
IS
OUR
SECRET
WOMD
!!!
who would have thought it
all this time
he's just been practicing on particular stocks
training his energies
in preparation
to bring
down
nations
&
this will be only
tha
beginning
HOLY FUCK
you just should ever
EVER
bet against
tha
UNITED STATESof MUTHAFUCKIN' A
because
we are tapped into shit
that
no one else
even
has
a toe
dipped into

>>54783456
It does because they already demonstrated they are willing to do almost anything by introducing BTFP in the first place.

>>54782837
I held Jepi for >1yr for a net profit between yield & cap loss. Sold last Friday. I plan to roll into SCHD (which does do divvy companies with consistent record of divvy hikes) when it's more slurpable. Big difference is SCHD is 100% qualifiable divvies while Jepi is 90% ordinary income.

So, any updates on FRC? Been awful quiet

>>54783477
BTFP is consistent with other liquidity measures introduced in the past that still allowed for lots of small bank failures. the fed hasn't demonstrated any interest in saving banks more than damage control, plus most of the depositors for FRC have already got their money out; its more of a zombie bank . in any case they're apparently looking to sell it in some way to JPM and PNC without receivership. if they have to add anything to their balance sheet then we'll know about it quickly

I have a savings account with around 2k in it and a checking account with 8k. Is there any reason to not just move everything over to my checking? I feel like getting a whopping 10 cents a month isn't really worth it.

I hate weekends. Why is the markte closed I just don't get it.

https://youtu.be/AZLFeHdizxQ

>>54783560
Sir this is a Wendys.

>>54783560
Savings accounts are obsolete. If you don't need the money for a long time horizon, CDs are 5%. Otherwise money market accounts are liquid & paying 4.5%+

>>54783583
After seeing SCHW tank I am kind of skittish about keeping cash in mine. I don't want them to swindle that as well as all my stocks I'm holding.

>scroll down on my schwab thing and see "Brokerage Products: Not FDIC Insured • No Bank Guarantee • May Lose Value"

>>54783667
>schwabbed
the be happy part was the joke

>>54783602
>>54783667
Read up on "Breaking the Buck" on investopedia.

Well.. Banks are just payment processors and book-keepers. The FDIC only had ~$125B on hand before SVB collapsed. Last year I read a report about how they maintain only 1.5% of total insured deposit backing. When a bank fails, it gets auctioned to another bank, bailed out by the FDIC, or if the FDIC fails, they borrow from the government. Banks use US Treasuries as collateral, or park cash at the Fed to borrow Treasuries in RRP, so bank cash is mostly backed by US Treasuries anyways. If a broker goes under, you retain title to your stocks they just get transferred to the new broker who bought them, or recovered by the SIPC.

If you're worried about Treasuries & Money Markets failing, your long term savings should be in gold, because that's how the US has historically covered its debts post Fed, is by revaluing their gold certificates higher to fill any holes.

>>54783560
I do better than that on way less
w/ ROBINHOOD's
4.4% on uninvested cash (Gold acct)
and it is FDIC insured up to 2mm
and just sitting there
on the perpetual ready
for me
to pull
tha trigger
on
a
trade
while gettin' all that interest.

>>54783560
yea it's not 1960 anymore. your just loaning your money for free and taking the inflation hit. get a money market/CD/Treasury game plan going, anything 4% or more is going to be your target.

>>54783686
90% of my cash is vaulted physical silver

>>54783704
OH
not to mention
tha
ROUND UPS REWARDS
on each debit card use
which I have set to go into brokerage balance

the longer 4chan goes on the more it becomes a boomer site.

>>54783736
ygmi

>>54783797
Average age probably over 30 at this point, already a boomer site.

>>54783797
Maybe us young people can benefit from the wisdom of the boomers, daddy-o.

>>54783797
*Sips drink*

>>54783797
>wheredoyluthingweare.jpeg

>>54783736
GET OUT OF MY THREAD /PMG/

>>54782718
Interesting, thanks for the info, I've seen you post those questions before, and it's why I'm not moving my MM fund cash to JEPI. Something smells there IMO.

>>54783830
1 pbtid

>>54783736
>vaulted
>silver

>>54781365
GAY TON' DLC

>>54783838
Yeah in Jepi's prospectus, the biggest risk is ELN market going illiquid so it can't generate cash. The ELNs make up 30% of its portfolio, so Jepi has a 30% exposure to that, and you take on equity principal risk on the other 70%. Yields are high because it's functionally selling 1mo otm calls to institutionals, harvesting vol but sacrificing maximum gains for yield.

Back when MMFs paid near 0% and Jepi was yielding 7% as the Fed was doing QE it made sense as an income generator, but it doesn't protect against downside, best in hyper stable-crab.

>>54783797
some of us "boomers" have been here
a lot longer than the average young user
and average user in general

>>54783883
>Back when MMFs paid near 0% and Jepi was yielding 7% as the Fed was doing QE it made sense as an income generator
Interesting, and back then you could have picked from a number of divy stocks and maybe not gotten 7% but close enough. I'll have to get high and read about ELN's sometime I don't know what they are even.

So I was at the Verizon store today and this sexy little blonde was miring. She said I looked like Ben Stiller and I told her I always heard Bradley Cooper. She did a side by side photo of me and him and said she felt starstruck and started playing with her hair. I definitely could have fucked but I'm trying to be less of a nigger recently and I'm already blowing out the Venezuelan chicks back tonight so I just flirted a bit and told her to have a nice day. Anyways gym gains are the only gains they can't steal from you.

SQQQ and BOIL for next week

I'm a goy
He's a goy
She's a goy
We're all goy HEY
*repeat 1000x

>>54784038
>muh chest gainz
>muh stolen boil gainz

>>54783978
I was one of the anons who argued with Jepi Schizo over them, in the end <He won> because I'm no longer team Jepi. ELN/ETNs are exotic financial instruments and can be whatever the issuer structures them as. So JPM has undisclosed institutional clients who sell them SPX ELNs, where the ELN is structured to be bond-like except where it contains some component of SPX and another component which is an otm covered call. What JPM does with Jepi is sell the option component and pass on the premium to the etf holders.

The valid concern is the ELN market is opaque and and if issuers/buyers dry up or default on the ELN redemption, then Jepi can't maintain its yield or the 30% invested in SPX ELNs gets rugged.

Jepi as an etf trades more like a hybrid between spy/dow & a 10yr bond + 7%, if the yield was linked to volatility.

>>54784077
Why does everyone keep calling me a bag holder...

>>54784038
>Anyways gym gains are the only gains they can't steal from yo-ACCCCCKKKK!
>Veins turn blue from white stringy vaccine induced clotting
>It's unironically and completely over
>No refunds
I'll be here all night folks

>>54784038
She texts like an escort

>>54784128
I was one of the most vocal antifax chads during all of covid

Get fucked

>>54784104
>So JPM has undisclosed institutional clients who sell them SPX ELNs
>What JPM does with Jepi is sell the option component and pass on the premium to the etf holders.
So JPM is buying these ELNs from undisclosed institutional clients, then turning around and selling the option component of that ELN and passing on the premium to shareholders? And the structure of the ELNs and the market participants are not disclosed?

>>54783395
I meant the crocofrog

>>54784190
JEPI sells the risk you stupid faggots. JEPI will only underperform in a prolonged bull market. I can't believe you fucking brainlets think covered calls are witchcraft.

>>54784123
>>54784153
Well excuse me, I guess Chad is ITT afterall... Carry on Chad, cheers

>>54784183
Pretty stupid move. US demand will probably not outweigh China demand. Except maybe for ADIDAS shoes.

>>54784210
>JEPI sells the risk you stupid faggots
So JEPI is writing the ELN then and there are undisclosed institutional buyers... Yea that's a no for me sirs. Sounds like a Jeet scam.

>>54784183
the vats
&
chinks
&
jeets
&
mudslimes
&
other misc niggers
have
fucked around
&
will be finding out

>>54784210
>covered
If she ain't naked I don't want her

>>54784224
The US isn't allied with countries warmongering right next door

>>54780828
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/base-effect.asp

Or do you mean non-core falling faster because oil collapsed last month?

>>54780864
>>/pol/ thinks
You need to go back.

>>54784229
JEPI is literally selling way out of the money calls to reddit faggots and paying you the money they steal from them. It's based as fuck and the best ticker to bogglehead

>>54784194
yes
I am aware
that is what
u meant
but
i prefer
reverse unironies
&
such

>>54784260
or you could sell your own calls instead of paying JPM fees to do it

So is FRC going under not doing much because there is no general panic of withdraws? How far can we go with this.

>>54781466
The assets do not exceed the liabilities, they're in the hole by a few billion. See Matt Levine's writeup here: https://archive (dot) ph/5apTU

>>54784260
What's with the ELNs though? Are the options within the ELNs? Thats why my original post called ELNs a basket of options that JEPI is selling them like you said

>>54784275
>How far can we go with this
oh son
did you even
GREAT RECESSION
???

>>54784272
You want me to buy hundreds of shares of every company in the sp500 and constantly rebalance options on them? It would cost millions of dollars and be a full time job. I already autistically watch dozens of charts but what you are suggesting is fucking retarded

>>54784275
Looks like the authorities are trying to wind things down

>>54781913
Yes, tax advantaged space is helpful, especially with higher taxes in the future. Keep in mind that if you happen to save/invest well enough for retirement before 65, there are ways to get money out of your IRAs (or you can just live off of your taxable account balances).

>>54784301
if only there was a financial instrument which represented an 'index' of those companies you could sell options on that mirrored their performance but without the obligation to buy hundreds of shares of each

>>54784190
Precisely. That's how JPM explains it in the prospectus and their investor presentations

>>54784210
They don't sell covered calls on their equity holdings, the end result looks the same, but it's not CBOE listed options, and the option component is on SPX, which they don't hold, rather they have a lower beta composition.

>>54784260
Maybe the spx calls go to redditors in the end. No one knows, which is the point of the skepticism of its soundness in a liquidity crunch with the institutionals in trouble like Credit Suisse was.

>>54784279
That anon misunderstand jepi, if you're so intrigued go read the pdf's on jpm's site. They're composed of SPX & SPX options to emulate bond-like returns with a fixed yield cap and no loss of capital. JPM dissects them to pass the option premium to holders.

>>54784301
>It would cost millions of dollars and be a full time job
Um retard much? Where you coming up with costing millions of dollars from? Watch your charts autist Chad :)

>>54784345
JEPI isn't balanced the same as the SP500. It favors more divvy yielding companies and I'm fine with tipping the JPMorgan Jews 0.35 a year on some shit yielding 14 fucking percent divvy

>>54784245
I think I don't understand you. In the EU we have the perception that the US is or at least most certainly was the warmonger nr.1. At least that was until Russia attacked Ukraine. Now the general sentiment has shifted (normies).

>>54784380
We literally blew up nordstream and are forcing you guys to buy natural gas from us. US is always the best at warmongering

gents

>>54784380
No Europeans love America

This should settle any questions about Jepi, except who the counterparties are.

Arm filed for IPO.

>>54784394
Yeah, that's what I meant with you being the greatest warmongers and people stupidly now shifting to think it's russia. People think russia was responsible for Nordstream 2. As if some kind of false flag would harm ukraine in such a manner the west wouldn't support it. On the other hand the motives of Ukraine or the US...

>>54784422
They blatantly explain the risk in the next sentence is in a prolonged bull market as I stated above. They will continue to over perform relative to the sp500 in a bear or crab

>>54784347
>They're composed of SPX & SPX options to emulate bond-like returns with a fixed yield cap and no loss of capital
Im just looking for a decent place to park my $25k day trading minimum requirement and for me, with the risk free rate being what it is, and the risk that Im already going to be taking on selling naked 0 DTEs every day, I think the broker's MM fund is the better play for me. I'll be able to sleep at night knowing that my trading capital isn't subject to market fluctuations besides the fund itself going under, which the shills will shill that shit here. Yes thanks for the info, I've got my plan. Just gotta execute now.

>>54784442
>>54784394

They don't even dare think it could have been the US or somebody else. It MUST have been russia.

>>54784272
>or you could sell your own calls instead of paying JPM fees to do it
>Pays $0.65 per contract open and close fee
Thanks for playing :)

i've never seen vix this low. something is coming. either the market is unstoppable and we are about to enter the era of never ending golden bull or something is about to break horrifically.
i would've expected sox/ semiconductors to be doing better and more in line with nasdaq performance, this i cant really understand.

>>54784443
I'm not disagreeing with you on performance anon.. we're focusing on the unique counterparty risks

>>54784456
Remember to give back, king

>>54784275
Normies might panic and cut back on spending/accelerate bank runs, but here's a more fun result: because FRC was probably a yuge chunk of that BTFP bump, the Fed balance sheet might plunge next week.

Any dumb algos that thought the Fed unwound months worth of QT will think they're now redoing it.

>>54784481
>vix is this low..

Yeah everything is FINE> Bank failures bullish. S&P FIVE holding up the entire market is FINE!

Don't worry about it you RETAIL SCUM! Go back to buying the dips...

Leave the worries up to his BIG BOYS.

Keep buying the dip you BRAINLESS SOULLESS SHEEPS!!!

BTFD BUY THE FUCKING DIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54784481
After 1000 hours of research I've determined the line is going to go down

>>54784038
Do women like sex? I thought they viewed it as a tool for resource acquisition.

>>54784442
russia IS responsible for Nordstream 2. they started playing games cutting off the faggots in Europe that had become dependent on them for energy, but claiming it was only maintenance, over and over, as a play against sanctions. so they got that leverage dick chooped to nip that shit in the bud.

>>54784481
>expected sox/ semiconductors
Consumers bought all their pandemic electronics and are now cutting back. The AI meme isn't nearly enough to counter that belt tightening.

Post em

IQ test. If you fail you lose, If you win you WIN!

>>54784544
Wow, you're not a nigger and ended up with a number between 750 and 850, who gives a shit.

>>54784544
>FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED

Okay, which one of you faggots did it?
>Pranksters posing as Ukraine's president tricked the Fed chair into a phone call
>WASHINGTON — Federal Reserve Chairperson Jerome Powell was tricked into an extended phone call in January with Russian pranksters posing as Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, during which Powell appeared to discuss the economic impact of interest rate hikes.
>https://www.npr.org/2023/04/28/1172681491/pranksters-tricked-fed-chairman-phone-call

>>54784545
first off, what is a CTA?

>>54780864
Great example of typical midwittery in politics and finance. Many such cases.

>be healthy bank
>fdic says you are bankrupt
>get acquired by the biggest bank in the world
who even believes this farce?

>>54784587
It's put/call ratios

>>54784597
They were not a healthy bank though. They were insolvent, having to take out increasingly expensive lines of credit, and bleeding deposits.

>>54784545
>>54784600
In that case, they will run it up for May then dump it in July.

retard here trying to learn options

if i buy spy call when vix is at 24 and then spy goes up 5% and vix goes down to 10 do i loss money due to iv crush? Is that what iv means?

>>54784600
You fail. Epic FAIL.


Here's a Clue:

VIX has hit 16.4, a level not seen since November 2021.

November 2021 marked the ALL-TIME historic high of NASDAQ.

>>54784545
actually it looks like people load up on puts as the market rises, then as it drops people sell off their puts. looks like people are loaded up with puts ready to drop the market. the peaks of put ratio is followed by a red market. bearish for the next month.

>>54783264
No especially if the yields are higher than the competition

>>54784657
well, whatever that line is, its showing that what comes next is a very red drop for about a month or so.

>>54784544
Only suggestions they offer are to baghold a house or to become older
0% of credit used. Do all of my transactions with rewards cards 2% and pay them off monthly

>>54784380
>>54784394
eucucks love to diss on murricas military adventurism but when its european territory they do 180 very quickly

>>54784597
>frc
>healthy

One major bank has collapsed on average every 15 days.

1929 era depression started with bank failures.


Bank failures remember are BULLISH!

>>54784443
>They will continue to over perform relative to the sp500 in a bear or crab
But what's the rationale behind buying JEPI? If you expect bear or crab why not stay in cash or buy some commodities instead?

All the bulls disappeared after the shills got called out lol.

>>54784757
Long-term they're extremely bullish, line can go up more if it goes down first. Short term they're crabbish, mid term they're almost schizobobo bearish.

>>54784783
It's giving close to 12% right now last I checked.

>>54784811
The great depression was bullish...
It was the greatest time to BUY..

Why didn't you buy during the great depression ANON?

You missed the generational BOTTOM>!!!!!!!

>>54784783
I'm in the process of rebalancing right now and my target for next week is

5% Cash
15% STIP
10% JNK
5%VNQ
35% JEPI
15% SQQQ

Looking for a good entry on TMF again I sold recently

As for commodities I hold BOIL and VALE currently

>>54784818
If you keep taking out that 12% you will bleed yourself out. Compared to 4%-5% on treasuries where you keep 100% of your principal.

How do I know when we've reached the top? (Or bottom)

>>54784855
And that's exactly why I'm comfy in my 4.6% MM fund

>>54784857
zoomer faggot retards like this make me think we might live through another bullrun

>>54784798
or perhaps
the bulls
are out cutting grass on their new DE mowers
and preparing to eat
incredible steaks
at high dolla restaurants
and will be back
later

>>54784857
This is the bottom

>>54784877
Oops! Forgot pic. Teehee!

>>54784855
>>54784863
More people that don't understand covered calls and divvies are different.. some of JEPI is divvies the rest of the monthly payment is from grifting options gambelers. In hindsight all these VTI niggers 10 years from now are going to be seething they picked the wrong thing to bogglehead

>>54784887
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54784857
no one really knows until it's essentially "too late". no one really knew that Christmas 2021 was going to be the peak before an entire year of dropping. No one really knew that Oct 2022 was going to be a local bottom for a short term rally that has more or less lasted up to the present. The *real* bottom will be difficult to discern once we are in it, but it will probably crab for a while and then we can look back and say "looks like that was about it until next time" and then it will begin what will likely be a much slower rate of climbing again (it will assuredly not be anything like the 2020 dip). I have made charts that study all of the major dips in the modern era from 1987 onward. Be sure to take a really good look at 2000 to 2013 on the S&P, which could be something like what we are in for.

>>54784941
that one covers from peak, to return to *maintained* return to previous peak levels and continued growth. this one covers only peak to bottom.

>>54784941
FOMC next week nigger. 0% chance we crab. Either Jackson's hole 2.0 or ripping higher. I think it's going to be a fucking bloodbath

>>54784872
Is your keyboard broken?

>>54784952
yep, one of the biggest dice rolls that has ever been
>>54784953
is ur
heterosexual
broken?

>>54784981
I think your enter key is shorting out. You might want to replace it.

>>54784941
>no one really knew that Christmas 2021 was going to be the peak before an entire year of dropping
Well except the Fed. They all sold.

>>54784952
Yeah having a crisis going into the FOMC is a nightmare scenario for the Fed, they had an article saying as much last month about the collapse of Credit Suisse. We should have some indication of how FRC will play out tomorrow before 6pm est for the Asian market. If we have no news before that, buckle up because it’s going to get ugly

>>54784952
I think you are referencing what I said about crabbing and not understanding it. What I am telling the lad is that once we do reach "the bottom" it will probably crab for a while before beginning the new bull period. IN OTHER WORDS, NIGGER, once we get there it will have to show reasonable proof of stable lows before being reasonably safely determined as having been the definitive "bottom". It will likely not immediately begin a sharp rise back up to previous levels a'la the TWENTY TWENTY COOF DIPPARINO. So, since we are not at the bottom now, nor really anywhere near it, then the crabbing reference *I* made has zero to do with the FOMC date nor what we will be doing between now and then nor immediately after.

>>54785003
I think
ur
QWER
ty
is workin'
just fine
faggot

>>54784952
>WhyNotBoth.jpeg

>>54785029
I'm the 10 year crab shill and am positioning myself as such. Short term line go down, buy more JEPI and div stocks, sell my SQQQ and buy some bull shit for the next bullshit rally. Repeat

>>54785053
that strikes me as pretty likely to make good sense

>>54784952
they already fucked up. last 25 bepis was a mistake, should have been 50 now they will stick to 25 or zero due to banks.

>>54785053
Everything I'm hearing, from sources like Morgan Stanley, Jerome Powell (he even mentioned it during the prank) indicates *slow* growth, once we reach the bootom. I especially like your divy stock notion.

>>54783883
>Yields are high because it's functionally selling 1mo otm calls to institutionals, harvesting vol but sacrificing maximum gains for yield.
You do not know this.
This, nor anything else on this matter is not disclosed anywhere.
You're talking specifics, where none have been stated anywhere.
Before you sperg out, please provide a prospectus or a specification sheet for those ELNs.
If you can't then all you are writing down are your own guesstimates, which should be disclosed as such.

>>54784872
youre right, im just a bobo coping this weekend because i entered too early.

>>54785104
well, I'm totally bobo myself, but they have done really well for the last good while and are feasting on the fats. that time shall all but absolutely assuredly come to an end...
in
2
weeks

>>54785110
>>54785110
>>54785110
>>54785110
Baking!!


Baked!

>>54785121
why would you do that?

>>54784104
Unfortunately I read >>54784104 after I've read >>54783883 so my reply to the latter post is kind of out of context.
I'm glad to see that you and hopefully others stumbled upon the same (or similar) questions and anomalies when looking into JEPI.
There are so much details purposefully undisclosed about the product and especially these ELNs they deal in.
JEPI probably is one of these "it goes on until it doesn't" kind of things and if shit hits the fan the investor is left with nothing.

People interested in JEPI should ask themselves if they could achieve a similar performance to JEPI by (for example)
>holding SPY (and/or IWM, QQQ)
>writing and rolling covered calls on it.

If they can't they should seriously ask themselves why JPM is offering them something that sounds like a way better deal with ridiculously low expanse fees.
All of the red flags should be waving by now.

We are all stuck in this nigger thread for niggers now.

We gonna go higher next week.

Janny literally heemed my thread

>>54785200
>>54785200
>>54785200
>>54785200

>>54785206
(addendum)
I am unironically The JEPI schizo on mobile.

>>54784857
weighted pink wojak on front page of biz index

>>54784952
>Jackson's hole 2.0
Still can't get over that fucking name
Shout out to the anon that said "Jackson's boipussy" one time, I still think about that joke

Nu nu nu
>>54785204

>>54785204

>>54785204
New new new

>>54785243
>>54785212
>>54785121
What is going on this Saturday morning?

holy fuck
what
a
shit
show
just getting to the next thread, whichever that winds up being

Baking.

why did you retards split the thread for the weekend?

>>54786539
one thread
is never enough
for
based /smg/