/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIrst for VIX poomp

>>54773544
new lows

Mayday
Mayday
Mayday

what if im wrong and everyone else is right?

Two bald eagles have recently nested in a tree near my apartment
Bullish for stocks
Bullish for tech
Very bullish for TQQQ

>tfw bought SOXL at $20
I'm never getting my money back am I?

So one of my coworkers just handed me his resignation.

Apparently some company is willing to offer him Manager role.

Honestly he a good worker but I have never seen him as a good Manager and I think he making a big mistake.

What can I do to make him stay?

>>54773554
Then you are a mutant fish and should long AQB.

It’s over

>>54773554
Only if you're a piggie

>>54773554
I'm a bobo and I am right, fuck mumu and his faggot mumu friends

>>54773565
>being a manager is hard

>>54773565
Give him more money you idiot

try
>>tfw bought SOXL at $30

>>54773565
>I have never seen him as a good Manager
Most managers aren't and they still keep their jobs.

>>54773565
>I have never seen him as a good Manager and I think he making a big mistake.
sounds like you can't actually offer him anything.

Sorry mumu I'm not giving back the premium I collected selling you 0DTE calls. You can whine about it all you want, I'm just not gonna buy them back alright?

>>54773578
can you give me a pic of a mumu?

>>54773559
We should make the bald eagles mate with the non-bald eagles to improve their gene pool and promote diversity equity and inclusivity.

>>54773565
Why the fuck would your coworker hand you his resignation?

can they please just fucking restart student loan payments, it would really speed up revenue losses for doordash

>>54773549
It seems to hit a new low before it pumps hard.

Why are we crabbing on LITERALLY NO NEWS?

do you see the pattern?

>>54773560
Yeah, but probably not for a year or so.

>>54773613
August.

>>54773640
Zoom out

>>54773609
Because i’m his Manager and i think it makes me feel better to consider each other as co-workers instead of a direct report/Manager.

I don't think the stock market has ever behaved rationally. I've been following stocks for the past 5 years and every year it gets more ridiculous than the next. How is this not a multigenerational bubble by now?

>>54773625
not necessarily. just crab steeper is good enough

>>54773640
Zoom in

>>54773607
The bald ones look the coolest

That bunny cunny cunt is right I'm thinking. Doesn't seem to be going anywhere but up right now and the market won't change till total boomer death. Not selling.

>>54773661
stop it with the pronounce faggotery. A sentence started with I, you or we like if you were in some facebook group or trying to grab attention from a twitter mob doesnt fly on an imageboard

>>54773640
It's finna dump senpai no cap gg

>>54773640
there's no pattern there

WTFWT??

>>54773679
Easy up with the homophobic remarks.

>>54773640
reverse head and shoulders?

>>54773640
It's OVER.

>>54773605
This is your average mumu

>>54773685
Double bottom. New ATH by EOD.

>>54773699
Checked. Well, sheeiiiit. Reminder there are no brakes in the final 15.

>>54773661
I started investing in stocks during the 2020 crash, I don't think I've seen a normal market yet

>>54773696
It's the average American.

BEARS; RAISE YOUR CLAWS AND SWEEP DOWN ACROSS MUMU'S FAKE RALLYE

>>54773711
You're probably a lot better off than the chucklefucks who learned 2001-2020 who lived and breathed YOLO monetary policy.

I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNA LONG FRC

>>54773696
I look like this and dance like this and I am a proud bobo.

>>54773699
THERE ARE HOLES AT 405-407 AND A BIG ONE AT 395-399

>>54773648
I'm excited to see everyone seethe about it

>>54773728
>Holes
Gotta fill em all.

>>54773696
Is that attainable natty?

Come on mumu you shits I need the VIX May futures contract to get down to 18.45 so I can go all in and clown all over your asses next week while you get heemed on all your 3x leveraged ETF longs. Just a little more until the trap is fully sprung

>>54773565
>>>/g/93087879

>>54770825
>>54771554

>How did you watch the market before internet?
>Don't even bother asking.
>That anon is born after 2000.

You are aware the internet was around in the 90s, right? Ever hear of silicon investor? Early days of fidelity? scottrade?

been watching since then, have never seen stock market as out of touch w/ reality as it is now.

>>54773696
>average
when I enter the room nobody would ever say "ooh that guy is average"

t. turbobull

>>54773746
its just tiresome. If they would even try and not just deliver pajeet tier transparent boredom

How long will the YIELD CURVE even be like this and nothing happen? Will we be like this with the YIELD CURVE being this inverted for a decade now? Does the market not realize that this isn't normal?

>broker(female) calls me for a chat about my portfolio
>concerned i'm taking on too much risk with these 3x bull ETFs and assorted options
what do i say?

So if the Cleveland Fed is forecasting next month's inflation report at 4.65% which is higher than this month's print, how exactly is JPow supposed to just start lowering rates? Why would he not instead raise rates even higher? Explain that. That's right you can't. The terminal rate will be raised, the recession will begin in earnest, and mumus the world over will be biblically heemed as the market plunges under the October low. And I will laught. Because you deserve it. You all deserve it

>>54773723
fuckin' BASED
>>54773729
wild seein' muh Bing AI pic still in use! I deleted all of them (I delete almost everything, always, other than actually important documents and family photos), but this one was gud.

>>54773667
It is not appropriate to make statements about the appearances of birds based on their race. They are all unique and should be treated with respect and kindness, regardless of their physical characteristics. It is important to celebrate diversity and promote equality in all aspects of life.

The darkest night brings the brightest day. Let my Bobo lead the way. No bulls No shit. I live for the day when mumu fades away.

>>54773734
Yes, just go triple leverage long on tech and semis.
Meanwhile, this is your average bobo. We are not the same

>>54773795
Apologize and start making your own leveraged trades on margin like a real man with above 100 IQ.

>>54773800
Love bonanza

>>54773800
What's with you and Gunsmoke? Reminds me of Walter from The Big Lebowski.

Maybe i should water fast till tuesday and buy more uvxy b4 close

>>54773804
if youre feeling the pain that means the rally cant last much longer.

Any stock recommendations for cancer patients?

>>54773795
Say something like thanks for reaching out to discuss my portfolio. I appreciate your concern about my investments and would be happy to hear your thoughts. Could you please elaborate on why you think I'm taking on too much risk with these 3x bull ETFs and options? I would like to understand your perspective better and discuss any potential adjustments we could make to my portfolio. Maybe, over dinner tonight?

It's going to be a hot week to come. Pushing north of 80 degrees by the weekend.

>>54773819
i started my 3 day water fast today. i will emerge like a phoenix on monday with a steak burrito from azteca.

>>54773810
>Takes a bunch of psychedelic's
>Goes insane
So this is the power of /fit/

>>54773799
Dear BOBO> >>>>>>>>>

what a goofy little ugly green day

>>54773831
good choice. Fasting is a good way to fight cancer I heard

I'm writing calls along the way. You can't defeat me, Bobo.

>>54773804
You’ll have to wait until next week at this rate for any sliver of hope. We’ll be lucky to hit 0.50% down today and they’ve all but confirmed FRC is done and they’ll close it up after market close or this weekend

>>54773836
he was already insane, psychedelics just made it obvious to the rest of us

what is going to cause the crash, companies are reporting record profits despite higher rates and inflation is going down, maybe the real crash is bobos getting btfo by a meltup

>>54773819
Yes, do not spend money on goyslop. Drink black coffee and water, shit your guts out, and eat a clean diet of steak and eggs for the rest of your days. You will be rewarded.

>>54773831
Based

>>54773849
>I'm writing calls
>doesnt own any shares or money to buy shares

>>54773831
>3 days without food
Anon this is just dangerous. Did you consider the fact that this will cause you to become very weak and make you bussy a prime target for hamchads?

time to buy

>>54773867
why people do shit naked is always going to be a mystery for me

>>54773696
Is that thing even human? Where's it's neck? Is it a boy or girl? I mean it looks like a boy, but that thing has bigger tits than my gookfu. (who has amazing tits by the way incase anybody was wondering, which i'm sure is at least a few of you).

>>54773800
I don't save many images but it's a good one

>>54773848
it overall lowers inflammation in the body and recycles cells. thinking about it in an evolutionary sense, humans most likely fasted naturally because they didnt have a readily available source of food. maybe they couldnt find any deer or the food ran out. the body would have had to adapt to it. having constant food may be an unusual thing to the body. i only fast once a month though.

>>54773877
here's the answer... its all just top keks

>>54773872
or you could buy REFI

>>54773879
It is in fact a woman believe it or not

Can I not buy VIX on schwab or something? The price shows up as 0 even when selecting to buy on the drop down menu. I can buy sqqq though.

>>54773761
>Newspapers

Get on my level

>>54773815
used to watch it back in the 70s
>>54773817
it's just things that come up in muh Bing feed
I never watched a lot of Gunsmoke but did
watch
a lot
of
Bonanza

>>54773869
It's actually incredibly healthy to fast intermittently.

>>54773795
tell her she has been replaced, by two other hot female brokers.

>fap fap fap fap fap

>>54773888
$VIX on street smart edge has weekly options. I would advise against them

>futures

>>54773893
I realized I mixed up my boomer western shows. My apologies.

>>54773810
I don't get it, why the laughing?

Got my first job offer out of college as a financial analyst. I’m going to be living at home for a while so Im planning on saving/gambling most of that. I’ve been cash gang for a long time trying to time the market and missed out on some gains, should I just go all in on SPY and call it a day?

P.S. Is it safe to assume that most finance people are actually brianlets? I did economics in college and whenever I’d talk about my curriculum they look at me like I’m an alien speaking another language. The worst part is half the time these HR people write off anyone not with a degree in finance or accounting when economics was way more math intensive and difficult.

>>54773804
*claps*

>>54773907
If only Niko was straight....

>>54773827
Pfizer

>>54773869
youll have to catch me first lardass. with as skinny as ill be i can glide in the slightest breeze like a flying squirrel.

>>54773907
>futes

>>54773908
Well, previous days I did post Gunsmoke ones because that's what was coming up in
muh Bing feed
but today it stopped for some reason and started showing me a bunch of bullshit
so I searched Bonanza
to try to put things
back
right
it's already
gettin'
bettah

Can you burgers let DAX drop like your shit stocks? Why do you pump it and not drrop it accordingly? ffs.

>>54773912
Normally I say to never go all in at once, but you might have to submit to financial cuckoldry like reporting all your trades to your employer. Tough call.

>>54773912
you should be telling us what to buy, not asking us. im a highschool dropout, do you really want my advice?

>>54773883
I am going to miss them somehow. Not the shrill screeching, but the never ending flow of calories used to produce capital gains by waging and then just giving it to me, a lazy rent-seeking pseudo neet selling them their poison and rebuying it cheaper.

I feel like a drug dealer

>>54773854
>what is going to cause the crash:
>companies are reporting record profits
Continuing inflation
>despite higher rates
inflation hasn't stopped
>inflation is going down
new definitions and changed inputs
>maybe the real crash is bobos getting btfo by a meltup
This is true... for now. remember that in recessions there are massive swings up as well.

>>54773794
Corporate balance sheets stronk. Everything else knows Powell will pussy out and cut to 0 by EOY.

>>54773929
Aw, baby monkey and hog escape being dinner for the chinese girls. Heartwarming.

>>54773908
>>54773929
it usually
has a little
tay yay
regardless

>>54773922
My momentum based speed will make you very easy to catch lanklet. Could you outrun a boulder rolling down hill?

>>54773799
They can pause because FFR is above core services PCE ex-housing, ex-positive components.

>>54773907
Good God, that's hideous.

>>54773888
You have many ways of going long VIX using derivatives but no way to buy VIX directly. There are ETFs: UVIX, UVXY, VIXY, and VIXM. There are VIX index options, and there are VX futures contracts. I prefer the latter as they trade almost 24 hours a day during the week so you have plenty of trading opportunities and the VIX often pumps overnight

>>54773951
Howdy cowgirl.

>>54773947
If he does this inflation will come back even before he cuts.5% will be the new goal

>>54773943
buying poots=gay
selling calls=cool

>>54773912
>Got my first job offer out of college
>I’ve been cash gang for a long time
With what cash...?

Most of the financial industry is about repackaging SPY and charging a 1% fee for the pleasure. Some target different markets at lower price points. For example, JEPI can give you S&P comparable performance plus tax drag for a mere 0.35% fee.
As for your specific role, it'll depend whether you're buyside or sellside.

>>54773613
Nobody is going to pay that shit.

>>54773979
Daddy's money

>Vix under 19

>>54773933
The VSTOXX index pump will bring a new dark ages over Europe when the Dax finally falls

>>54773827
LLY

US PUMPS
DAX PUMPS
US DUMPS
DAX FARTS
US PUMPS
DAX PUMPS

Man, this is stupid

Bobo faked out AGAIN

>Captcha: DXY2A

>>54773640
ascending wedges usually resolve downwards

>>54773929
That little nigga looks like he's about to do a drive by.

>>54773969
So? If he complains they'll fire his ass.

>>54773990
>Vix under 19
Anon, VIX was under 16 earlier. Get with the program

>>54773988
Bingo and unashamedly so. It’s not too significant, a few thousand really. Some retards here lose that in a day.

Cash gang this whole fucking week not touching anything until 4000 or 4200

>>54773640
Yeah looks like a good range to scalp

https://youtu.be/jX2XRrnu7mM

>>54774040
Who? The dems? Isn't the Fed private?

the boil baggies on stocktwits are using chatGPT for copium now

Reminder that bank failures are not bullish

>>54774059
They have blackmail on everyone. Once they need a fall guy for the election, he's gone.

>>54774065
And yet reality disagrees.

honestly i'm with bobos. I don't see how QQQ can be this far ahead of the 200day. I'm shorting

>>54773949
>>54774018
he is bein' sent
on his
mission
to
deliver tha coof
to
tha world
them
gals
are
wuhan lab workers

>>54773979
>As for your specific role
I’m not an investment analyst or trader, those jobs are pretty hard to clinch with 0 experience. I’d be working with mortgages and just doing forecasts and shit, not scouting making any real decisions on my own.

>>54774065
I support Margotposting.

looking at my trading today, i fell for the fakeout dump hard at 11am and took my Ls at 11:49am. without those 2 bad plays i woulda been greener than green. fuck.

>>54774042
It also was over 40 earlier

>>54774093
I want her to eat nothing but broccoli for a week and hold her shit in for 7 straight days. Then I want her to sit on my face and release all of it.

>>54774065
It's bullish cause it showed that banks can gamble everything away and if they lose it won't matter. If they win they keep the gains. If they lose, taxpayer comes to help. The fed is enabling degenerate gambling

Sour Hour or I punch Powell in the testicles

>>54774110
Well, fiber is important in a persons diet.

>>54774115
obvious power hour. honestly a boring grind up but typical for a friday.

>>54773680
story str8 outta clownworld

Wow, I might actually end this month green
I should go out for dinner tonight to celebrate. I'll sit at a bar alone, have a beer and a sandwich, and look at my phone
It'll be great

>>54774121
My first celebrity crush was Jaime Pressly and now I feel blessed because we got a clone

>>54773872
>>54773885
weaksauce rate

just get T-bills
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/auctions/announcements-data-results/

>>54774129
>woman refuses responsibility for her actions
tale as old as time

>>54774134
Maybe you’ll find a cutie

>>54773836
roidtranny pipeline

>>54773680
>4x4 times the detail

What’s the over under that the Fed takes receivership of FRC after the bell today?

>>54774153
Yeah, cloning has come a long way since Dolly.

>>54774161
The judge is going to have a field day with this woman. That of course being that her gook beta husband doesn't pay off the judge

SNAP bros why is this happening?

>>54773640
>>54773651

>>54774110
This but unironically

>>54773785
nobody cares

>>54773794
>muh yield curve
dead meme;
not applicable in the real world any longer

anybody ever rolled winning short calls before? If so, for what purpose vs just taking the gain and doing a new position separately?

>>54774223
Who is this semen demon?

The market is fake and gay, everything is such bullshit

>>54774197
Houston has traffic cams in every intersection. They can no longer do tickets but they guaranteed have footage of this bitch doing 100
Montrose is the glamorous expensive district, it's also borderline impossible to go 100 unless it's like 4 am--there is always traffic

>>54774226
yes its just closing and opening a new positin at once

>>54774223
Yeah it's about time to start goblina posting.

>>54773795
>what do i say?
Ask if there is 3x leverage viagra.

>>54774226
If you think the trend will continue then its good to roll. I recommend against scaling up though.

>>54774234
Nancy Pelosi's granddaughter

>>54774224
at this point we could collapse into tribal communities, using only fire for warmth and cooking, and the stock market would still rally.

>>54774238
>TFW no anitsemitic GF

>>54773696
Is that a reject from the Jeb Bush clone farm?

>>54774275
Bad news is good news even when they say bad news is no longer good news.

>>54774275
probably

>>54774269
>then its good to roll
why? does the tax gain get deferred onto the new position? Why not just take the gain and then do a new bet separately? what is the difference? i think there is a difference though

>>54774134
Congrats, anon. Don't forget to budget for a 20% tip.

>>54774226
if you're just doing it at market price there's a time delay involved and in those 2 seconds the company could potentially go bankrupt and you have to wait for the halt to lift and you lose your whole thing.

>>54773696
>omaha
This creature is near me

>>54774269
>against scaling up into positions
very true. profits are profits especially on a margin

>>54774302
When you execute both legs simultaneously the order gets sent to the market maker as a spread and often you'll get a better price

>>54774308
>baggot irl

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>>54774170
Heh, no that won't happen
I'll go at like 5PM before cuties even come out
Even if they came out, I wouldn't meet them though
>>54774304
Thanks, but I always tip 30%

>>54774330
AAAAAH, I JUST BOUGHT, I'M GETTING HEEEEEEEEEEEMED

SELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELL

>AMZN dumping despite earnings being beat
>AWS expecting decline in Q2
>Customers had to resort to cheaper items on amazon orders
>Fresh and other amzn stores closing
>Subsidiaries like Twitch repeatedly cutting corners and paying staff/streamers less money
>Rumors of Prime gaming getting nuked for being too expensive

Bros, I think I'm gonna keep shorting AMZN for a long time

>>54773799
>>54773955
FED will pause until fall this year so inflation can re-accelerate.
Pivooters will throw every penny at the market for the remainder of this year.

>>54774334
>he doesn't tip at least 50% of the bill after tax
Hope you like the taste of spit anon

Ready for power hour,bobo?

>>54774302
Oh. You mean using a roll feature in your brokerage?
That is just a combined order. There is pretty much zero impact vs manually closing and reopening the position with different dates and/or strikes. No tax benefit. Might be a small benefit on getting better fills or lower commissions through your broker though.

When people talk about rolling, generally they just mean conceptually shifting the options to later dates.

>>54774347
>Hope you like the taste of spit anon
No... but I'm used to it I guess

max pain for me personally is crabbing since all of my money is in volatility
I'm sorry
I did this to the market

>>54774347
100% tip rate when

>>54774312
i went to omaha once for the winter, god your guyses roads suck ass. oddly steep at places too like 45 degree or more hills. also why is there so many blacks way out in the middle of nowhere? granted I was staying in a shitty part of omaha probably but still i thought most of them were east coast or in the south

SELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELL

>>54774346
While the economy is roaring and inflation expectations remain high, while some cogs may come off but overall nothing systemic broke? Stop deluding yourself, the pause is off the book. That wont mean that bulls will be bulls

>>54774226
rolling is a fancy word for selling

>>54774347
>doesnt tip 1000% after taxes just to fuck the waitress while her mom watches

>>54774327
i do limit orders so im always picking my price and sometimes they give me a cent or 2 if i place the order late after the price moves. Market orders in general are so gay, and combined orders I have trouble getting filled with limit orders a lot. Do i take a 60% profit now and place a new bet separately? Do I hold these till close and hope the market doesnt move up on me in the next 35 mins? Or do I roll? What is rolling other than doing a combined buy to close & sell to open at the same time? There are no tax consequences? Margin requirement consequences? What the fuck is rolling really?

>>54774312
He's a mumu near Warren Buffet

>>54774345
>shorts amazon
reasons:
>muh twitch
>muh gaming

>>54774375
CRABCRABCRABCRABCRAB

>>54774357
>You mean using a roll feature in your brokerage
yea i mean rollout, rollout and up, rollout and down, sorry for confusion

crash the close

>>54773680
This picture is everything that's wrong with the world:

>High tier chadlite can only get a 4/10 to date him
>His literal looksmatch is dating a billionaire azn (you literally have to be that rich, if you are azn)
>She blames the road
>A road which white men create
>She is ultimately blaming white men

I'm looking forward to the day of reckoning.

>>54774379
>>54774379
>Economy roaring
GDP about 1% less than anticipated, decreasing

every time I look at my portfolio I get a little dizzy

tell me its not real, tell me everything is going to be okay - what happened

>>54774134
I think I'm gonna make a taco bell run tonight. They have this deluxe box meal that only runs like $9 and it comes with 4 mains, chips and cheese, and a drink. It's breddy good.

>>54774397
you underestimate how many thots and retarded zoomers use that site. If Twitch ever shuts down, expect a -5% on amzn share price minimum.

>>54774425
You'll have the runs, that's for sure

The impossible happened. Cramer Got It Right.

>>54774357
>When people talk about rolling, generally they just mean conceptually shifting the options to later dates.
I did it a few times on some losers last year and i feel like the loss was added to the cost basis of the new position and it had an increased margin requirement to hold the short option position. But I haven't done it in a while and was hoping to get some other anons takes. Thanks for the info

>>54774421
people still have jobs, some even two

>>54774411
Is this the hoe guilty of financial crimes?

>>54774431
At work I saw some androgynous lefty chick talking to the resident homo about twitch and it was just sad
>I watch twitch when I eat lunch because it feels like I'm hanging out with somebody
Maybe if those feminist types weren't such vapid cunts somebody would actually share lunch with them.

>>54774451
i dont have a job.

>>54774437
Time to dump your N-Video

>>54774451
>jobflation

tfw I sold all my FRC weeks ago

>>54774437
soxul sisters how did this happen

>>54774457
I know some of these words

>>54774451
>some even two
Exactly that is the problem
Corporations not paying enough for a single job, living wage.
Jobs being split into shitty mini jobs, so you can hire cheap and kick easily out if necessary.

>time to crab back to +/-0.1% at close

>>54774457
>hanging out with somebody
there's always a green or red candle and the jannies here

man how awesome would it be if i shorted the top of this rally?

Go down NASDAQ

>>54774458
neither, but I am also not actively seeking, I suppose you are neither and make your calories through capital gains

>>54773794
We're approaching the 12 month mark since the first recent inversion, this is usually when things start to happen.
Mumus have outstayed their welcome once again.

>>54774486
Sorry. The bottom was in when I bought. It's that simple.

>>54774478
"THIS time the crash will happen" says increasingly bankrupt Bobo

>>54773680
the victim deserved it for dating such an ugly creature desu

>>54774444
>i feel like the loss was added to the cost basis of the new position and it had an increased margin requirement to hold the short option position
i also was a neophyte and could be mistaken

>>54774279
How do anti-semite girl pits taste??

>>54774451
surely this is sarcasm...

"people have to work two shit jobs instead of one just to survive! it's an economic golden age!"

>EARLY MOC IMBALANCE 408 MLN BUY-SIDE.

>>54774477
I think I will get myself one of those mini jobs over the winter. Chill leeching heat and capital from some corpo for a desk or customer job 10 hours a week, while reducing the gambling

>>54774505
It was all he could afford.

crab into close

>>54774511
Like antisemitic milk.

>>54774421
GDP sub 1% but each month the population of usa increases by hundreds of thousands (especially at the lower skill levels) while causing a federal deficit which ultimately consumers get squeezed both short term and long term

Apple will miss earnings

>>54774457
kek people wonder why birth rates are at all time lows, tons of women are single and childless and more men are virgins and not working.

We are heading into societal collapse, the likes the world hasn't seen since the Roman Empire.

>>54774505
The guy is clearly a soi face, after years of pretending to be a feminist, he finally bagged a 1/10. See chuds, Democrats really DO get more pussy.

>>54774511
They taste salty.

Did nobody shill TOP? This place has gone downhill.

C'MON TARS.
C'MON TARS

>>54774506
its a common gamblers mistake. sunken cost fallacy par excellence. Happens to the best, if you want to be right. Whenever you catch yourself at it, close, reduce, walk away.

>>54774551
Illiterate retard.

>>54774551
I would have told you guys about TOP, but some faggot loving nigger from The Reddit got me b& and I wasn't able to alert you.

there's gotta be a better way to watch these candles, because a lot of time is spent watching them very closely

if the same data could simply be reinterpreted in some other form, perhaps as a fast and furious movie

>>54773722
>FRC
I brought a call for the memes at $6. Figure I can throw that much for a bet where the bank doesn't go into receivership this weekend.

>>54774563
>TOP
Why not shill NAK while you're at it.

>>54774563
Don't feel bad: he reported us all. Fuckin Nazi.

>>54774532
nobody eats apples anymore

>>54774578
Not me!

>>54774572
>perhaps as a fast and furious movie
he knows

>>54774572
Have you tried changing candle type?

CETY

>>54774452
She stole some beeteecee

>>54774589
That's a little suspicious...

>>54774574
Go long on NAK ED TOP

>>54774631
Don't ask questions chud.

>>54774654
Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican standoff here.

>>54774663
*Latinx standoff

>>54774654
We must secure the existence of our shitposts and a future for more shitposting.

Is SNAP a buy?

>>54774670
Lateenks?

fuck jannies

>>54774563
I wouldn't have listened anyhow. I usually ignore your posts. kys

>>54774654
the only thing that keeps me going full rage mode on your posts is that I made good money on your stock tips.

IGNORE ME!

>friday

>>54774670
jajajaja

And selling FRC puts this week paid for my party money this weekend. Bottle service here we come!

Who turned on the chinese scam stock robot

>MOC IMBALANCE 1.3 BLN BUY-SIDE.
Chad bulls win AGAIN

>>54774674
Nothing personel, but if you open a lane of attack to get you out of the game its going to be taken. Shitpost more defensive

>>54774621
Is one of the worst stocks you could buy. Complete scam. Going to zero.

FRC crapping it’s pants into receivership

>>54774716
more baggies to dump on, sweet.

FRC is kill

>>54774365
They all stay contained to the northern part of the city and the beaners in the south. Whites live in the west part of the city which were small cities and suburbs Omaha has swallowed.

>>54774756
>>54774756

>>54774712
Not sure how you profited selling puts into an 80% decline, but I'm impressed.

Only 5 minutes left mumu shits. Don't forget to ape in on these generational lows!

>>54774737
Don't worry, I'm sure Powell will totally save you with his "w-we'll do another rate hike. I swear!" routine.

Or cash continues to flow into the system and bid up prices.

>>54774767
It didn't drop below $2

>>54774759
too early, faggot

>>54774687
I welcome a good old fashioned spergout. Feel free.

>>54773953
we should all aspire to acquire the peak male form

why was the thread deleted???????????

>>54774921
OP banned?

bang up job as always jannies

>>54774796
Ah. Bankruptcy puts. Congratulations then.
Technically there's still some postmarket event risk - I've gotten fucked by that before. Unlikely though.

realistically speaking, what would happen if my nigga jerome hikes 50 bepis

>>54774921
early bake

N

>>54774930
nothing ever happens. Some more regional banks get into trouble in late May early June, but likely nothing systemic breaks

>>54774930
>if
you mean when? probably nothing until six months from now we experience even more pain

Ding ding ding! You know the drill!

God, what a fuckin shit show today in /biz/. Fuck you guys I'm going to go play videogames.

>>54774931
Then every /smg/ should get deleted

i don't want to post my discussion topic until the next thread just for everyone to ignore it because we migrate to the next thread

All this fed talk, even on bloomberg, what is this bullshit even for at this point? We all know they will only do 25 bps. Nobody even thinks of 50 bps anymore. Why would anybody think they do 0 with core inflation this high? They talk about data (jobs) and it's nothin but a waste of time

Ok who did it.

>>54774948
This wouldn't be a problem if we didn't have early bakers every thread.

Im going to be a millionaire when FRC jumps 1000% next week

>>54774759
rekt, hahahahaha

>>54774966
at this point who really knows? I'm confused as fuck where the market and the economy are heading.

so im short some SPY 416 Calls expiring today. Is that the 4pm price or the 4:15pm price? The fuck is this shit you nigger loving cunts? Am I playing 1v1. Why do you want my 4 contracts so bad you niggerloving cock suckers?

>>54774985
>>54774985
>>54774985

>>54774979
where the most liquidity is

>>54774989
4pm

>>54774966
>>54774931

Fuck the stock market and fuck women.

>>54774997
ahhahahahahaha i haven't laughed that hard all fucken day. jolly good

>>54773578
I always wonder why people pose for these kinds of pictures?

"Listen, I want you to play this creepy gymbro manlet trying to chat up this hot chick. She will be wearing a look of disgust."

"We need you to play the role of a fat ugly chick."

etc.

>>54775020
nobody posed for it, autist. someone just snapped a pic of them without asking.

>>54775036
Yeah, that's not true, though.

>>54775128
oh yea? where you there? do you know the guy? have you ever even been to a party? this is how people act you austist.

>>54774937
The fact that it IS even happening proves that our system is no better than FTX.

>>54774796
Hope you closed those puts before the market closed.

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/us-regulator-set-take-over-first-republic-source-2023-04-28/