/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he early baked

UVXY bros what's it like to make gains? Remind me for I have forgotten it's been so long

We’re early

>>54772040
stop making fun of me

>>54772040
its a good day to buy

Here comes the SOFT LANDING SHIT AGAIN>>>

>>54772050

>be me
>Master Bull
>new All time highs reached today
>never shorted once the past 5 years, just bought dips

Meanwhile "play both direction" fags blow out their umpth account

>>54772076
Stopped reading after the first line...
We'll be entering the 2030's with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7%.

Stocks up
Bonds up (prices)
Oil up
Gold up
DXY* flat

BOBO HEEMED

my fucking insurance broker didnt cancel my old expensive insurance and only got me an additional one. Now Im paying for two insurances that cover the same shit for ONE YEAR.
never do insurances kids, its a fucking scam and insurance brokers are scum.

>>54772076
>muh soft landing
I'm so fucking sick of everything having to have some fuck stupid sugar coated adjective in front of it
>inflation is "transitory"
>landing is "soft" "hard" fucking "no landing"
Goddamit won't these people just stop explaining things like everybody reading their shit is 5 and needs a bedtime story with a happy ending. SHIT IS FUCKED. that is all. IT'S FUCKED. Rates are going up and a recession is happening. End of the fucking story

>>54772021
>rally
>Dow up 0.65%
>SPY up 0.53%
>NASDAQ up 0.25%
I guess the threshold for "rally" has been set at retard low levels now.

We slurping FRC here?

>>54772155
anon...

>>54772139
Nah, everyone's a retarded mongoloid that needs a le heckin COMFY-WOMFY explanation. Kinda like that guy last thread coping about how he's not tall because it's someone else's fault and not because his dad was a manlet.

>>54772155
>We slurping FRC here?
no dude just let it die. find something else to trade

When to slurp FRC cheapies?

Reminder that funds are scams and you will not predict the next microsoft or google. Pick a sound company with around 50B marketcap and up that can 2x its stock based on valuations in 3-5 years and proceed to dump it once you get around a 2x. Rinse and repeat. >>54772087 is right and your autism over options chasing shilled stocks or being a perma bobo will always fail.

>>54772176
Thanks, just bought 1k.

>>54772134
>having insurance
The premiums aren't worth the never anything happening and its cheaper to pay a fine when caught. Canceled every insurance I had running last year - better to use the capital to create your own neutral crab positions when something should happen

This bull market is one of the most unappreciated bull markets in history. We just keep clawing higher. VIX just keeps collapsing. Things are truly better than ever. No matter how many rate hikes, everything just keeps chugging on higher. It's beautiful. The only major casualty has been a completely mismanaged bank and maybe now one other bank mostly because there was a run on it.

>>54772134
Wait until you see the excess mortality and death rates insurance companies are reporting... then you will understand the changing in prices and policy details...

I slurped

>>54772212
>has been a
there were fucking 4- why do you lie?

Slow and steady wins the race.

3.60 is a fortress

I'm making so much money on TOPS.

>>54772254

>>54772195
The other strategy you could just buy and hold bitcoin that halves in availability every 4 years. But oh wait. "its a scam" to SMG on a crypto board.

>TOP
why didnt you assholes tell me about this

>>54772287
Thanks. Just went all in on BITI

>>54772300
We keep telling you not to buy the top.

>>54772279
The beauty of TOPS is that when it finally tops out, you'll be looking at $70 trillion per share.
Taxes on that gain alone will negate the entire federal deficit, bring a new age of prosperity along with the golden bull run.

threadly reminder

Can the shitpost discord chat group be less obvious. Its shameful to watch you idiots attempting to spam "terms"

Pretty boring day overall.. compared to yesterday


https://youtu.be/UZmTeO2QJ04

So isn't employment and wage data discriminatory against whites since its used to "explain" wage gaps?

buying puts is kinda gay no? why wouldnt I just sell the call if scalping? I always take gains at the first sign of green no matter what so its not like I would be realizing the potential unlimited profit of the long poot. fuck poots. am i wrong?

>>54772327
Grounded Grateful Dead poster

>>54772336
FBI statistics blown the fuck out.

Look at TOP's volume compared to its price movement. Something is not right.

>>54772340
shouldnt puts be super cheap rn?

>>54772327
based. I've been swinging VX all day

>>54772336
Wait until you hear what other stats they are hiding/manipulating

COIN is officially in the "arguing with regulators and calling them dumb meanie heads" phase of the company's implosion

>>54772321

Oh hey, the Cleveland Fed was spot on with today's PCE numbers. Good job, Cleveland Fed.

>>54772362
The government has always had the ability to track everyone's IP addresses. That's a literal nothing burger.

>>54772355
check the IV, not that cheap, and when doing short term scalps its just a game of slowly watching your soul get theta raped until you close for a loss

>>54772351
It's pretty sick. It's trading like a penny stock.

>>54772279
kick ass, BLESSED

>>54772196
>Thanks, just bought 1k.
screenshot please or didnt happen

>>54772376
>>54772376
>>54772376

>>54772021
Lot's of people are confused and that's because they are not looking into the future enough. The fed is pausing after this rate raise. That's a piece of big news. We will have one last rally based on that. The leak of the powell prank call confirms this and that's why we've been having the rally in the last two days in particular. Longer term, recession by august.

>>54772378
LOL, LMAO even. That is not what that pic is saying... try again.

>think mumu think

>>54772389
>The fed is pausing after this rate raise.
So after this booster. I -I mean rate hike we go back to normal this time?!

>>54772357
That's the spirit

>>54772397
What is the pic trying to say then, I'm a boomer and don't understand the significance.

just slurped 2000 shares of FRC

how bad did I fuck up

>>54772378
anon it's suggesting the pentagon owns these addresses and is now giving them to this shell corp. You don't find that suspicious?

>FAAGTMAN stocks all red

Seriously are you idiots really under the impression that your amateurish attempts to play nlp jews is working on anybody?

>>54772427
Anon, they have a negative book value of like $80/share. And owe $30b to GSIB loan sharks.

>>54772420
Essentially...
>Total.Information.Control
The internet was fun while it lasted

>>54772327
oh man what a keith nice show opening

>>54772428
why is it suspicious to own an IP?
why is it suspicious to transfer an IP?
what does this have to do with Jerome Powell about to fiscally tighten his enormous trillion dollar cock into everyone's anus?

>>54772427
Worst case you're 6k poorer next Monday.

>>54772451
yes
HOWEVER

/CL

>>54772458
>what does this have to do with Jerome Powell about to fiscally tighten his enormous trillion dollar cock into everyone's anus?
More uncontrolled spending for censorship...

>>54772461
OK, now ask yourself why common shareholders would get any of that money in these circumstances.

Man it really sucks as a Bay Area resident that First Republic is going to go under. They are a good bank, and didn’t deserve this. Their loan book wasn’t what killed them, it was jackass VCs that did them in.

btw, green text is the most dead give away to fade an id and look for a reason to get your asses banned

>>54772461
Those are results for the period containing January, February, and March.
But something special happened partway through March, and continues to this day. Something not fully appreciated in those past fundamentals.

Shit, posted old thread, so here again:

What we learned today:
-MACRO doesn't matter
-DATA doesn't matter
-Just buy, you can't really lose

>>54772469
>Lumber plunges
>Homebuilders up

same goes for SELECTIVE caps, image faggotery and pronounce tranny posting

>>54772497
Just buy, you can't really lose

>t. exit liquidity

SVIX

You guys ever think your brokers watch your trades and cheer you on? I'd like to think mine does so I try really hard so I don't let her down

surely this has to be the top right? right?

>>54772505
lumber is a lot more volatile than homebuilder stocks
also they could be up for other reasons

>>54772469
Holy canola

and I love the "you guys" normies. They make it easier to fade a post than the green text bots

>>54772428
>glowies doing glowie things
Anon it's 2023, this surprises you?
>>54772454
Internet was never free. You realize you are posting on what might as well get "talkdirectlytoaCIAagent.org" right?

>>54772505
Lumber been cheap after the mega pump it had 2 years ago.
Don't really know why home builders are retard pumping for

>>54772518
Yes, I do it at the gym too for my other gains.

19 more points and bobo is officially buck broken(again)

>>54772472
>Balances budget but also repeals Glass-Steagall and ratifies NAFTA
This fuckin guy.

>>54772488
Everything passes eventually anon

>>54772520
No. OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS.

>ALL CAPS
Like ignoring a shizo bum screaming in a trainstation

>>54772533
>input costs down
>labor lagging "inflation"
>houses still expensive as fuck
Simple, really.

>>54772537
He timed his exit perfectly. Right before all the bubble collapsing and offshoring permakilled the US.

>>54772553
That's ol Slick Willy for ya.

And what is it with the shill still spamming the /pol/ cap meme in 2023. That one was dead in 2018

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>>54772021
Bros, why did AMZN dump so much? I thought we were going to hit over $120 in share price after they beat expectations??

Soup's on! And I got a coupon
Chinese restaurant, asking for the Grey Poupon
He said "No! Duck sauce, onions sauce!
And this ain't no Burger King so you don't get no toy, boss"
Uh-oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober
"How 'bout we think this over over a can of King Cobra"

i shorted the bottom

What's up with this schizo posting about how he's filtered everyone and talking to himself for 9+ posts?

>Bobo's appear to be winning
>Peter Lynch awakens from his slumber and remind everyone they've been running the same FUD since 1929
>markets go parabolic

>>54772580
I am
a bobo
but
glad to
see this again

>>54772613
The hero we needed, but don't deserve. Also, dude looks the same as he did in 1995.

This year seems to be "Buy in may and inflation away"

>>54772594
peculiar... we try to Break you every week... but cha stilll mis be haven

This can't be happening.

>>54772327
AW MAN
THAT
MISTA
CHARLIE
BASED
PIN

>>54772537
He balanced the budget because Newt Gingrich held a gun to his head and said look, if you don't sign this we are just going to cut your balls off.

Trying to gas light wont work on somebody aware of the amateurish attempts at narrative shaping and just provoke him top point it out more decreasing the effectivness of the nlp faggotery even more

>>54772589
They just forecast a 5% decline in AWS for next quarter. Without that corporate profligacy, where do they get any money?

>>54772636
RIP Newt. Gone to the big moonbase in the sky.

nothing will bring the market down.

>>54772645
He's not dead.

>>54772540
now we've topped

>>54772667
Oh fucks sake did we switch timelines again?

>>54772662
Hello there... Hold my blunt senator.

SOS JEROME ANSWER THERE BEAR SIGNAL AAAAAA

BUY IN MAY AND SAY HURRAY

Anyway, the thread and the board are effectively dead and it would be a better play for you fags to concentrate on other open platforms that harbor a higher amount of people that aren't trained in spotting linguistic bullshittery because of the structure of the platform

>>54772411
No such thing as normal. We will have a last hurrah which will be backed up by real macro news (fed pausing). It will be a distribution event for the powers that be to unload their bags one last time. Then we wait for the beginning big decline in july.

>>54772641
Fucking ouch. I will actually laugh if AMZN will have to shut some of their subsidiaries like Twitch down to save some money, since that relies heavily on AWS iirc.

>>54772683
>Get high, set high rates
Based Paul.

>>54772279
>>54772300
top signal

>>54772676
Bobo fer tha last god durn time
Git yer nigger ass off the front porch
N wipe that silly grin off dem giant lips, yuh ain't ev'n close to bein green

>>54772488
FRC is in san fran also? No wonder they are going under. I was under the impression they were un-related to silicon valley.

>>54772667
Baggot did you gamble on the NFL draft? I know you're a degenerate gambler.

4050 on Monday

>>54772700

quality take/10

I just don't think we done hiking... I don't think they will stop during the election year cuz it might fucking bottom out.

VIX IS DEAD

TOO MUCH FOMO

I had a dream that google was at 197 shekels approaching 200

the bullrun is back baby

>>54772662
Actually true. Too much free money, rates still too low.

>>54772711
>yuh ain't ev'n close to bein green
as if that matters

>>54772715
I know /smg/ is full of clueless white people who haven't left their methamphetamine town, but San Francisco has the second largest financial district in the nation after NYC. It's even bigger than Chicago's.

San Francisco's financial hub mogs a city like LA's, and LA is much, much larger than San Fran.

clown timeline

>>54772679
Yeah I swore Peter Lynch was dead but there he was yesterday dunking on Bears on CNBC.

>>54772761
Why wouldn't it be if they get bailed out even for the dumbest of decisions?
>SVB and the other 3

>>54772761
that's because
in the modern
satanic
world
it pays
to be gays

Guys don't look at DAX.

>>54772780
I hate Peter Lynch's bitch ass
>bro the stock market always goes up bro just buy bro you'll double your money in 20 years bro

>>54772796
I'm not sure I like the new poemanon.

>>54772730
no I put $1000 on the yankees last night and they won, so I got $650 which is nice. I put that on the Lucknow Super Giants today parlayed with the Titans and Capitals tomorrow, and the Super Giants scored 257 in the first inning which is nice.

>>54772761
Ah, good afternoon CRBPajeet! Sit down and have lunch with me dear.

Bear bros, not like this...

>>54772803
Understandable, but he seems to be right. Even with less strong GDP, higher inflation, higher rates, nothing stops it.

LINE
GOES
UP

>>54772810
You unironically bet on pooball?

its still going up

Nasdaq will hit 17k this year.
SPX will go to 3400 then 3700
DJIA to 40k
AAPL to 170, then 190.
Remember when I was telling you all to buy AAPL when it was only in the 130s.
NVIDA will hit 570 before eoy btw.

>>54772134
Bro you cant have double insurance. Tell the other insurance what happened and they will cancel and refund you. Same shit happened to me.

where will SPY be in two more weeks?

>>54772740
Anon, 2023 isn't an election year.

>>54772730
I also took the KIA Tigers, Lotte Giants, and Samsung Lions in a cheeky 3 leg parlay that paid off this morning too.

Next week will be absolutely brutal

>>54772795
In a rate hike cycle, it should be no surprise that banks founded in one of the biggest financial centers in the USA are going under. The fact that they're from San Francisco is something that blows the mind of /smg/ chuds who live in chudzones...but the fact is that it's not really surprising. San Francisco has had massive banking institutions there since the 1970's, but 4channel is full of brainrot so they think its just muh evil big tech.

>>54772810
>betting on cricket
Jesus fucking Christ you're more degenerate than I thought. You'd probably bet your gookfu's glass eye on a game of Russian roulette for a dollar.

>>54772838
yea... we hike though 2024 IMO
>Unless some big war or new COVID thing goes down.

>>54772632
>>54772693
hahahaha

>>54772748
The VIX has died... Long live the 1DVIX

https://www.cboe.com/us/indices/dashboard/VIX1D/


>>54772810
>>54772817
>>54772848
>Lucknow Super Giants
>Urge to inverse baggie increases

Damn should I bet on the Poojabs?

>>54772817
Yeah it's an easy way for me to get in on some action while I'm at work.

>ANOTHER rejection off 417

give up bullcucks

um is it our time now?

>>54772830
top signal

>>54772860
Who in the fuck brokers that for you?

>>54772857
>betting on the poonjobs
Look I like the Poonjobs, but with Jony not playing this season, they're fucked and I'm going to bet against them every match they play.

>>54772855
But, anon, if they don't cut this year, they will kill the bond market. For years. It's over.

>>54772846
>brainrot so they think its just muh evil big tech.

What rock have you been living under? PicRel

>>54772830

Wuddabout TSLA Mr hopium

its friday, not much more is gonna happen, theyre just gonna drift it up all day then a little bump down to finish it off. next week will have more action.

>>54772873
I use the Draft Kings app in my phone. It's really easy.

>>54772881
>he didnt report the essay fag for trolling outside of /b/

>>54772862
You shorted at 405 didn't you?

>>54772893
That's ridiculous. Do they have bear bating and shit in there too?

>>54772867
We won’t see any real action until power/sour hour. Even if FRC dies during market hours, I’d bet we’d only end up 0.75% down at most. We’ll see what happens next week once the Fed hikes rates again

>>54772879
They will rate hike until there are as many banks in the country as there are media companies.

>6
The consolidation will take time, and it will be painful.

>>54772881
They bail out banks for poor decisions everywhere, not because the evil libs and democrats want to bail out the *checks notes* banking institutions in San Francisco....

the forest is stinky.

I'm so glad I went all in last week, that was the BOTTOM - for this year anyhow

>>54772873
HOLY SHIT!
I cant believe someone actually got a picture of an extra terrestrial!! How is this not bigger news?!

>>54772879
this movie is so fucking boring ngl

>>54772915
You aren't trolling, are you? You are serious.

it's so beautiful, bullbros we won
https://youtu.be/B4c_SkROzzo

>>54772876
all I know about cricket is that they call those 3 sticks wickets (thanks to reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Remind me again, what holiday is May 1st?

>>54772901
They have UFC, but I don't bet on that because it's fake and rigged like the WWF.

FRC is going into receivership under FDIC by monday. Get out now. You have been warned.

Bullbros will say it doesn't matter.

>>54772803
it did if you were a boomer, just not if you were investing 10 years before them or after them

>>54772929
Just to be clear, do you think that there is a giant conspiracy to only bail out banks from San Francisco instead of banks from other regions because libtard lizard people rule the world?

>>54772926
That's one of the aliens that aren't scary to look at. God forbid someone starts Anya posting. That's "fire in the sky" level terrifying.

>>54772929
You think republicans wouldn't do that? KEK. you give free money to israel every year.

zoom out

>>54772891
Let me see
hmmm
This ones not looking so hot right now but that's probably why it's a good buy kek.
275 before eoy desu.

>>54772945
Counterpoint: We've had those articles, FRC dropped 50%, and KRE is up 2% on the day.

>>54772939
England celebrates "Early May Bank Holiday" so that's exciting.

Okay. You fucked up the FRB astro turf already, why keep trying to ride a dead horse on a deader board where your antics are known and mocked

>>54772916
The forest is smelling. Why. VVIX. Look.

>>54772935
the three sticks are called stumps retard. don't believe everything you read, especially poz holed shit like that.

>>54772915
>*checks notes*
ahhh, now i see why you are so biased- back to reeddit with you. Clearly your notes dont show who had money in it...

>>54772951
No. Just that epistemic communities will happily use other peoples implied wealth to give their political allies and friends kick backs and pay outs while not doing the same for non allies

Double top. Double top. Double top.

Nothing.

>core inflation is shown to be sticky
>time to buy!!!!
I'm sure this will work out just fine

Why the fuck can't you fuckin burgers stop pumping EU? srsly.

>>54772740
In the leaked video, which was recorded in January, powell states that there are two more quarter point hikes. One of those has already happened and the second will happen on Tuesday at the fomc meeting.

Inflation had dropped down to ~3.2% in reality. https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm You have to ignore the 1 year inflation and only look at the month to month numbers. The yoy numbers are too slow.

Powell has already hiked enough to wreck the economy. I kinda believe he knows this and does this intentionally in order to allow the powers that be to have another opportunity to buy low while the sheep sell.

>>54772986
zoom out

>>54772971
Ok now I see that I should inverse bet your ass

https://cricketmastery.com/what-is-a-wicket-in-cricket/


>So, what is a wicket in cricket? A “Wicket” is a set of three wooden sticks perpendicular to the ground known as stumps along with two small wooden pieces resting on top of them known as bails. In cricket, there are two sets of wickets rooted on both sides of the pitch.

>my folio
Bobros...

>>54773001
To what; the inverse cup and handle formed over the past week?

>>54772939
wage slave celebration day

bear run cancelled??

>>54772992
have you looked at how slowly core inflation rate is dropping? are you retarded?

>>54773007
now zoom in

>>54772990
Don't believe the hype around the reported figures. The real numbers have been trending down HARD.
Don't you realize how it's all a big narrative to make you fear actually fucking buying right now when everything is cheap?

Holy fucking retail.

>>54772992
>buy low
The markets are still consistently pumping despite Jerome's attempts to kill it.

>>54773005
>futures

>>54772960
>>54773008
Come on, guys, you see what I'm getting at.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayday

>>54773021
might be the most retarded post I've read all month

indisnt buy the bottm

>>54773001
check your moving averages

>>54772761
I'm just saying that it makes sense that FRC is going under in light of it being in san fran because so many start up there are going to go bust and never repay their loans. No wonder no other bank wants to buy their loan book. It's so risky to lend into san fran that it doesn't make any sense for a regional bank to operate there. Even if a start up makes it big, the bank will never profit enough to counterbalance the lost loans to failed startups. There's also that other bank that will probably go belly up. Western whatchamacallit.

>>54772952
So what?! Now everyone just accepts that aliens have always existed? Are we just going to ignore the last 100 years of bullshit? Fuck that!

>>54773021

>everything is cheap
>down less than 10% from ath's after 12 years of 0% rates

I just dont know man, it feels fake to me - but this entire clownshow of a market is not tied to reality, its just a big casino.

Nasdaq is failing to break through the 12200 levels for like the 5th time now. You know what happens when it fails to break through resistance that many times right?

Delusional bulltards are really starting to get on my nerves

>>54772992
>Inflation had dropped down to ~3.2%
imagine thinking those "recent adjusted input" numbers are correct...

I'm getting HEEEMED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54773030
it has SELECTIVE caps, why the fuck even use the calories to read and process the content

>>54773042
>You know what happens when it fails to break through resistance that many times right?
it grinds higher?

Anons, I don't feel so good right now...

>>54773034
As it has been established, FRC (not SVB) is going bust because of VC's, not the loan book. You are conflating the details of SVB with FRC.

>>54772050
so, shills don't know how to shill properly on 4channel.org? what are they shilling for?

>>54772897
I shorted around 409.

Only stupider than the
>you guys
normies
are the
>anon
normies

pure tranny pronounce faggotery

>>54773051
hmm...hmhm...hahaha. HAAAA HAAA HAAAH AAAAAHAAAHAHAA

>>54773058
You have that backwards. SVB went under because Thiel VC's pulled their money. FRC is fucked because they're bagholding $5m mortgages on California shitpiles.

>>54773021
>Don't believe the hype around the reported figures.
>The real numbers have been trending down HARD.

Does the FED have a internet defense force now?

>>54773030
Anon, everytime I bullpost I get the same response from these threads. That I'm a retard, that it's the most retarded post, that they're too lazy to screenshot, etc.
Then we end up pumping like mad. Look at where we are in just these past two days, kek. I told you all just a few weeks ago to not pay any mind to the dumb inflation figures, that AAPL would hit 170, etc. But keep being too scared to actually make money. Just hit the green button.

>>54773036
They are hiding in plain sight now. Aliens are fucking terrifying.

>>54773043
Yeah, they think Fed will cut IMMEDIATELY. THey expect 170 bps cut in the next 12 months (heard yesterday on Bloomberg EU) How the fuck is inflation going to be tamed? He should keep rates for years up and never go back down.

>>54773042
Well, >>54773051. Everyone sees the same graph you do and is trying to bearishly position thinking they're the clever one.

>>54773082

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>54773088
Inflation won't be tamed. Which is why we'll have SPX 5000 alongside 5.5% 10 years.

>>54773082
How much do I need to pay to have an alien wife?

>>54773045
thats a good thing

>>54773100
430, max 4700. the region is full of stop losses

>>54773041
You take the opportunity when it makes you feel like you're shitting bricks. This isn't supposed to be a layup.

>>54773102
300k credits per year. Minimum.

>>54773044
Cracks me up too. Went to pick up groceries last weekend and the prices have all been hiked yet again. I would rather they just pulled and England and said you're poor accept it rather than insult my intelligence by manipulating numbers.

VIX is a buy here

>>54772021
Bobos don't know how the stock market works lmao

>>54773121
i buy a stock, and sell it for higher.

>>54773102
Trust me, you don't want one.

>>54773082
!!!

And thot posting holy fuck thot posting on 4chan and expecting not to be ignored and faded
I really start to believe you are transsexuals

>>54773100
Mumus seem delusional to think that Powell would accept higher than normal inflation. Aren’t we trying to not replicate the 70s? I know Powell can’t print people and Congress will never pass anything related to immigration, but that doesn’t mean Powell won’t blow up a few unprofitable companies going higher for longer. 0% interest rates are the exception, not the norm. All of those workers at FRC can easily find jobs somewhere else, they just might need to leave California

>>54773117
What about the new definition of "recession" and "vaccine" are those true too?

>>54773121
You also don't. Nobody does. But buying is safer than selling. Easily explained, you can't refute this.

>>54772238
Justin Trudeau from Canada just said this like 2 days ago lmao

>>54773142
Thats very clearly the result of gene splicing not an extra terrestrial

Should I buy physical VIX here?
>16.11
That's fucking wild

>>54773160
Why would you say that Trudo is a anti-vaxxxer? that's malinformation anon.

>>54773171
>physical vix
make sure your house is able to hold that

>>54773156
>Aren’t we trying to not replicate the 70s?
We have a 120% debt-to-GDP ratio. That must be inflated away to give us breathing room for the war. Negative real rates are literally a matter of national security.

Saying "guys, we promise we'll get back to 2%!" helps that by trapping bond baggies. Actually getting back to 2% does not.

>>54773061
f

>>54772021
The first no hike is going to be the biggest "sell the news" moment of the decade

and literally sticking to the same mocked and obvious narratives.
Truely you must be trannies that chopped off your dicks becasue no human would keep riding such dead horses

>>54773185
I was literally forced by the Canadian government to get a vaccine

>>54773203
scary but true post/10

>>54773081
talk to you in a few months buddy
anyone going long here is not smart

>>54773191
>That must be inflated away to give us breathing room for the war.

If you’re so certain about us having a war, wouldn’t it make more sense to just say “lol we won’t pay you” to China when we start fighting them? That should solve most of our debt issues. I don’t foresee us financing China to fight us. It would be easier to simply not pay back a hostile enemy and wipe away that debt instead of inflating it away at the cost of our own people. It wouldn’t wipe everything out, but China is our biggest foreign debt holder after Japan

Talk me out of natural farts

>>54773121
Your entire thesis here is line go up lmao

>>54773191
>We have a 120% debt-to-GDP ratio
Reminder every faggot in DC is a MMT supporter even if they won't admit it.

>>54773222

Yup, not just Canada either. I'm sorry anon, I hope you have your peace and legal justice.
>>54772411

>>54773231
This is not 2010 and even back then "haha we owe all this money to China but can just default" wasn't an actual card to play.

>>54773236
I got your natural fart right here
*Pppppppppfffffffffttttttttt*

>>54773229
We're going to be at 4300 soon, If you're dying to short, then wait until the middle of next month.

So what the fuck happens to KRE if FRC goes to 0? Is that value forever gone?

>>54773248
>Cayman Islands
>284 billion

>>54773119
Uvxy long

>>54773239
Yes, but that doesn't change any of the calculus. You have better odds in a war if the associated spending bumps inflation from 10% to 20% than if it bumps it from 20% to 30% (or 50%...). That consumer breathing room is what a lower debt-to-GDP ratio buys you.

>>54773254
>soon
>next month
>just wait
>2 more weeks
KEK

>>54773248
Kek baggies

>>54773277
Mostly hedgies. But even if we assume they're, I dunno, Iranian cutouts, the point is that selectively defaulting against our evil foreign enemies knocks out barely $1t of a $31t debt. Versailles reparations they ain't.

>>54773277
Is that where FTX was conning billions from people and donating to political parties?

>>54773282
You're going to be like that one anon that called me a retard last month for saying AAPL would hit 170. Probably btfo from shorting and quit these threads kek.
I also called this move to 4150 btw. The more bearish responses I get in these threads, the higher my targets.

>>54773082

I would sex this alien any time

Also this chinese guy in the 90's i think who claimed to got enaged by a 2.50 meter tall female alien who shocked and then raped him claimed that was the best sex in his life.
The alien planted things in his body tho and i think he died but not sure

>>54773308
>Death by Snu Snu
Truly a legend- any sources?

>>54773308
>Also this chinese guy in the 90's i think who claimed to got enaged by a 2.50 meter tall female alien who shocked and then raped him claimed that was the best sex in his life.
>The alien planted things in his body tho and i think he died but not sure

Based

i see some numbers for you in the future mumu
4........0........3

>>54773236
>Talk me out of natural farts
I cannot in good conscience do that

>>54773306
I am not disagreeing on the 4300 region, and would go so far to say that 4700 is in play. There is just a whole bunch of liquidity up there, compared to the 3600 - 4000 region that got cleaned for 12 months and price always goes where the most liquidity is to steal.
>I called
aha and who are you? Not prolific enough for me to associate with any past statements, you are likely just one of those that get faded

>>54773308
>Also this chinese guy in the 90's i think who claimed to got enaged by a 2.50 meter tall female alien who shocked and then raped him claimed that was the best sex in his life.
>The alien planted things in his body tho and i think he died but not sure

$INTC insider back again.

Last month I told you fags about Intel going to $30, this month I'm here to tell you Intel is going to $40 by the end of May. I can't tell you why or how, but I've gotten really close with an Intel excec and there's some big news coming down the pipeline.

This market is boring...
>anyone know what Cor Rona Virus means in Latin?

>>54772518
Someone needs to photoshop Jerome Powell BTFO'ing Bobo on this video. I'm too old to figure it out. Its the best fuck around find out vid ever. Pure fat American chad.

>>54773363
Oh wow, they're going to make an AI chip? Amazing. Who's going to design it?

Ah.

>>54773379
Based hamchad never loses his snack

>>54773119
>>54773278
This is a buying opportunity that only comes alone once every few months at most. VIX is the easiest money in the entire market right now. Anons won't believe it though and they will miss out

>>54773379
John Rocker's new favorite hamchad webm

>>54773388
Has nothing to do with AI believe it or not. Intel is going to sweep an ignored emerging market.

>>54773365
>heart burden virus

>>54773379
Half the traffic cops in the country couldn't do a pit maneuver that clean. Really impressive.

>>54773326

Seems like he survived


https://www.thatsmags.com/shenzhen/post/14329/tales-from-the-chinese-crypt-alien-sex-in-wuchang

>>54773414
It is. I've been cut off by so many fucking asshole niggers in trucks like that, its just amazing to watch hamchad just BTFO this guy and get away scott clean. Bet he had old minor scratches on his bumper too.

>>54773405

Black hearts matter

>>54773393
yawn. i'll be over here sitting in my SPY calls and actually making money while you guys go chase some VIX short squeeze. lol.

>>54773393
>Anons won't believe it though and they will miss out
im still too heemed from my house speaker pelosi to taiwain long vix play. I'm seeing ghosts still

>>54773414
>Half
1/58th

>>54773393
>he doesn't know vix can hit the low teens before bottoming
Fuck these threads really are just niggas that started trading after 2020. Pure retail.

man i almost bought TOP at 90. instead im stuck in a stupid inverse etf.

OOOH THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

I could have swung TOP twice...

>>54773465
it's going to 2000

>>54773437
New thread
>>54770799
>>54770799
>>54770799

>>54773478
This is HKD tier shit

banked
>>54728169
>>54728169
>>54728169

>>54773485

>>54773464
My analysis is based on the cash VIX complex spreads and price action, SPX price action, SPX option IV spreads, high yield bond spreads, DXY, and the yield curve. I'm fully aware of where VIX "could" theoretically go. I was here in 2017. I'm telling you, that's not happening this year or any time soon. VIX is about to pump within the next week, 2 weeks at the outside. Believe what you want though. Your port's funeral
>nb4 2 weeks

>>54773485
>>54773509
Retards

>>54773509
that was from 3 days ago

>>54773525
That's why it's in the bank

>>54773525
board is dead

NEW

>>54773540

>>54773540

>>54773540

>>54773540

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makes sense to me

>>54773229
going long in a bull market is smart

>>54773485
>>54773509
>>54773542
three baked breads

>>54773515
Ports fine, I don't play with margin or options like some degenerate, any pullbacks are just opportunities to keep buying.

>>54773248
What kind of ponzi bullshit are states even? Some second and thiir world lening US money. While US probably lending them money. Is this a circlejerk?

>>54773704
US gives money as relief it's not lending per se
buying a US bond and getting a guaranteed rate of return at the maturity is slightly different

>>54772134
I once paid and they charged me double, I called and they told me that they were going to give me the money back, or that next month I shouldn't pay, 2 weeks have passed and still no answer, I wish I could break an arm and use my insurance to at least feel that I made a useful expense, if this was going to happen I would have preferred to use that money in Hamachi Finance, I still want to spend it on other things