/biz/ - Business & Finance

i want to touch girl butt

first for fuck joos

Wait until you get load of BOJ Uedasama.

He will avenge us...


If he won't then we might get heemed for real this time....

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Reminder that we don't break below 400 until the end of the year.

>>54761893
Felt good to finally take profits
Gonna slurp Mojitos in French Polynesia in a week for 4 months while the world figures out what it means getting back to reality

>>54761936
Hah, that ghoul looking motherfucker won't do shit. We'll rally on that event risk passing.

ESL NAFO shills trying to manipulate the market are a pathetic embarassment.

>>54761940
sell in May and ___ ___ ?

>>54761936
You’d need a double tap of bad data at this point. So you have to hope he messes with YCC so much that it causes FRC to fail tomorrow. With Microsoft, Meta, and Amazon all doing well this week for earnings, it’ll take a lot to knock them down

>>54761986
Well *and* that has to be bearish enough to overcome "cooling" PCE data.

>>54761982
youre gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUcB07xwZI0

How the fuck is this possible? How does Jpow get tricked into an interview with a bunch of pranksters?

>INTC
>immediately pumps aftermarket
>then immediately dumps
>now on the climb again
What the fuck?

>>54762023
There's probably an earnings call going on. Every time the CEO says "AI" the stock ticks up 0.1%.

Joe Biden should "closet" his presidency so that the stock market can recover.

>>54761982
ani me

Bros I puts $60 in IDEX and have lost $48 dollars in like two weeks.
Which one of you assholes did this? How is stock that fucked bad kek

hmm intc had its largest quarterly loss ever. basically all semiconductor companies have had terrible earnings. So its only up from here?

>>54762061
You got brainfugged baaad. Dont forget to take profits

>>54762052
Earnings call doesn't happen until 5:00 PM EST.

>>54761986
>>54762001
Powell said in a prank call from a fake Zelensky that a recession was likely and that we are for sure getting 2 more rate hikes. Home sales fell 5.2%. GDP came in half of what was expected.

We were flooded with bad news today.

>>54762001
Core was still high, so that’s not great, but yeah the point still stands that with Amazon beating earnings and Apple expecting to beat earnings, there would have to be a super nasty surprise for us to drop again

>>54762079
Yes, but only for companies not named Intel.

>>54762081
>t. literal NAFO shill

>>54762092
>2 more rate hikes
I thought that call took place in January and only got published now? At least that's what some people were saying.

>>54762092
That call happened in January.

>>54761986
mega caps beat earning and inflation going down to exactly 2% target in a straight line down while fed just keeps pushing more liquidity into the market?
that's not how it works anon

>>54762072
You really bought this chart thinking it was gonna go up? You dont deserve to have any money. Hand it over.

>>54761986
The sad part is, they aren’t even doing well. The market is still in LaLa land. Negative growth YoY and painting roses pictures that the next few months won’t be that bad when banks are failing is pure delusion and or fraud

>>54762017
Kek what the fuck is this

>>54762072
>That name
>That chart
wew lad

Ummmmmmmm where my MUMUS at?

>AMZN now only up 6.3%

just bought stock
wat nou

>>54762160
hedge with a put

Where is the anon who went all in on INTC ? It’s looking rather stinky rn

>>54762160
sell it to some other sucker for more.

>>54761919
must.Not.COOM.
Must.save.for.market.

Already had 2 smgs in the catalog that were not near bump limit you stupid fuck
>>54759500

>yields
HERE IT COMES

>>54761982
>Sell in may and
DO A BARREL ROLL

yields more like pee-lds

>>54762192
Oh fug is it happening?

Everything I do in my life is wrong
I'm stupid
I'm poor


I just can't take it anymore please guys help me out I can't handle this anymore how does anyone keep doing this over and over day after day

I just want to be wealthy it's so fucking hard man please help me

SEE YOU SEE YOU SEE YOU AGAIN
SEE YOU SEE YOU SEE YOU NEXT TIME
SEE YOU SEE YOU SEE YOU AGAIN
SEE YOU SEE YOU SEE YOU NEXT TIME

I feel like NET is an overreaction. Gonna start a position here

>>54762079
AMD is going to pump

So wait stocks are just going to keep going up and I'm supposed to keep making money?
...is something broken?

>>54762223
Recession is pretty much locked in so that will be your chance to make it anon, just survive
I'm telling you, just survive

>>54762250
You WILL increase your balance and you WILL like it.

>>54762250
What made you think that? One day of green?

>>54761961
This tbhfam

FUCK HELEN OF TROY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So Amazon's earnings are on par with the earnings from Oct 2023. Why such a pump when its basically the same thing?

So I posted here about a stock I was bullish on. I weirdly get the sense that it's being funded just because I posted here about it.

The company seems actually like it's headed in a positive direction with every update, but fud articles keep popping up. It sucks.

I am not selling even if this shit hits 0 I will not listen to the fud.

>>54762272
Two, dumbass...

>ywn start up a company that makes it to otc markets let alone Russel 2k
>You will always be some nobody shrimp buying a .0000000000001 percent share of a company

I don't wanna be rich I just want to experience that CEO feel bros ...

>>54761930
Based Semite-Skeptic

>>54762301
Start a mineless mining company. Home office: your garage.

>>54762296
techstock bros are betting on more techbros buying from amazon in the future, more Indians on aws

>>54762298
What stock is it

>>54762296
>set (((analysts))) earnings estimates extremely low
>beat
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? BUY BUY BUY

>>54762017
Just saw it on their wew lad. Cant see it with audio but if it means what i think it means, then i called it they dont know what theyre doing. Fancy suits and words but the same as just grabbing an average joe off the street and teach him what each word means, like a new language a subset of english to sound extremely intelligent. Sort of like doctors lawyers and scientists.
>correctional facility aka prison
>bowel movement aka poop
>weird latin name for a flower aka rose

Companies I bought went down (tech)
Companies I shorted went up (tech)

I will never buy chinese stocks ever again, shit is cursed. Cursed I tell you

How the actual fuck did FRC end 10% green? Are they or are they not going to be FDIC'd?

>>54762334
MCFNF

>>54762351
I learned that the hard way on Chinese e cigarettes stocks, I think you gotta get burned once to realize you don't want to touch that shit.

Whats the next nothingburger your cooking up Bobo?

>>54762368
Check the intraday. They closed flat from open, even on a retard pump. This isn't over yet.

>>54762300
no u

>>54762368
Its garbage buying season
FRC is top of the heap

I am going to lose $200 dollars on FRC.
Sad day.

>>54762286
that would happen if Ueda plans to shock the global markets Perl Harbor style like Kuroda did on Christmas.

Also depends on how many people are playing the carry trade to fund their investments ex-Japan

>>54762394
Some nice beef patties, made from freshly slaughtered bulls, actually.

>>54762394
Here's what I'm cooking up for you. Eat it while it's hot.

>intel doing badly
>pumps anyways in afterhours
Wew whats really going on behind the scenes. Get the feeling there is something they know that we don't. Stocks pumping even if doing badly or even just staying flat. Imagine betting on this market thinking it'll behave logically all while some people go "the market knows where it should be"
>terrible earnings
>stock pumps from $10 to $50
>terrible earnings
>stock pumps from $50 to $200
>terrible earnings with a bankruptcy announced
>stock pumps from $200 to $1000
>"the markets know what it is doing, dont question it" (sounds a lot like not questioning the science)
>bankruptcy arrives
>instantly value goes from $1000 to $0.00001 per share
>"how did this happen!? No one couldve seen this coming"

Yet if I make the right call? Ill likely get told,
>you just got lucky

Do you faggots actually imagine the kikes aren't just short-hunting the market for today and won't start long-hunting tomorrow or next week?
Mumus are gullible naive overly-optimistic fuckers desu. Rate kike next week too. Keep thinking this is all organic.
Banking can't collapse fast enough. Fuck this clown show.

>>54762368
about to be bankrupt stocks can still be tradable both ways desu. Have you seen BBBY? It's volatility caused between short sellers and traders.

Is there anything decent among all this expensiveness?

>>54762221
Whats happening?

>>54762409
Could be worse. There were bears posting on yahoo finance about full porting puts that expire between this and next Friday. I bet some people feel suicidal about now.
Actually insane to think this bank has any chance of surviving.

>>54762444
rates are healing, yield curve reverting soon

>>54762138
>NNNnN NNIGGERS!!!

>>54762454
>rates are healing,
no

>>54762432
>Rate kike
More like rape kike

>>54762444
THE UNINVERTENING

>>54762432
that's why you day trade and swing. 10% gains a day keeps the kikes away senpai.

>>54762469
not if you are swinging the wrong way the entire time. This week is cursed.

>>54762454
This is the Ukraine tranny

>>54762454
>yield curve reverting soon
That's when the collapse always happens you fucking retard.

>>54762250
Im suspecting this as well. But something doesnt feel right. They're not gonna let me get truly wealthy and never have to work again, right? See that just feels like they're pulling something on me.

>>54762499
tell that to all in on AMZON annon last thread.

>>54762491
inverse cramer
simple as...

>>54762342
Oh that stuff I forget that nonsense. May as well always put them super low. Easiest way to get rich as the numbers screw with the algos.

>>54762514
>the day i dont check crammer

>>54762493
nothing ever happens

>>54762221
>>54762444
>>54762454
>>54762493
my preferred curve is 2y-3mo. Shit is still massively inverted. That's why it's too early to be a bobo.

Keep trading both ways.

Looks like its oil day tomorrow
How are the barons feeling?

>>54762514
That kike has been fucking with the inverse Cramer ETF since before it even began. If you think he's that dumb that he wouldn't do that, then idk what to tell you. The guy is a multi millionaire who has been fucking over goyim for decades.

>>54762469
Wait what does trading above 100 mean? Can i make giga amounts of money,m

Why are there 5 fucking threads up on the catalog?
Wtf did you autists do?

>>54762544
>yurofats

>>54762493
>>54762542
How long after reversion does the crash usually happen?

>>54762544
XOM will touch ATH, the others will all sad crab because XOM is some special baby boy

Oh no.. tomorrow Mercedes will pump. They expect only 37 billion revenue. As they'd go back to Q3 2022 levels with these prices. All these estimates are heavily undershooting.

>>54762542
Its never too early to take profits. the curve is going to revert one way or another.

>>54762559
I agree just ban making /smg/ threads and let it die.

I might be wrong here... but it doesn't look like the fed has sold off much of anything on its balance sheet like they said they would...

>>54762401
Sorry I only care about Nasdaq, not the shit and piss

>>54762296
>>54762342
Pic related, lel is it really that easy to manipulate?

>>54762592
DELETE THIS

>>54762571
Asking the wrong question. You should be asking how long after the first curve inversion does the crash happen. Answer is roughly 12-18 months. So it's due any day now until like September.

PINTEREST YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>54762605
Yes, as I said. Mercedes 37 billion tomorrow after 41 billion in Q4 2022.

Q3 2022 was 37,7 billion. As if they fail to reach that. Even with less cars sold they will, cause prices are another 10% up.

>>54762619
>Mother of all crashes any day now

t. same people who bought into the GME hype

When do bears just admit that they're fucking wrong?? Seriously what a dumb, predictable market. Ohhh shiiiit oh noooooo companies are laying off workers!!!! It's the end of the fucking world and the global economy is literally going to collapse! Fast forward and everyone blows earnings out of the water because, surprise, they trimmed an incredible amount of fat and saved shit tons of money by moving away from the big-tech-as-glorified-activism model. Who the fuck could have seen this coming from ten miles away???

>>54762550
Spoiler alert, the Bear and Bull Cramer ETFs were made by a kike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbYmgUdeJzw

>>54762554
>Oct 22
>a parody twitter account

>>54762571
just chart different yield curves yourself and see what the averages are.

>>54762583
>bobo profits

>>54762571
It depends which ones you look at. Longer dated bonds, maybe up to 6 months, but shorter dated bonds it can be only a few weeks.

>>54762541
Get fucked you stupid NAFO tranny.

Morgan Stanley lost
Burry lost
Bears lost
Doomer polchuds lost
The American people won

>>54762544
you fat fuck you will get slaughtered like the fat little pigglet you are

>Wanted to buy pinterest 5 mins before close
>Tummy starts rumbling
>Go away and take a shit
>Couldn't buy before close
Taking a shit literally saved me. Based tummy.

Imagine I put my life savings into call options haha crazy right

>>54762642
crab and gambling profits

>AMZN
WTFWT
WHat are they saying in guidance?!?

INTC joining AMZN
if SOXL gets over 15 tomorrow and QQQ 330

>>54762625
it'll recover tomorrow when the index is at +5%

>>54762685
holy fuck it literally retraced +11%

hmm for BMW they expect 35 billion, which is more than Q4 2022. That will probably be a miss.

>pre-futures
no but seriously there's a dip in PM while futures aren't even trading

>>54762640
Are you saying the only reason they "made" so much was because they had less employees to pay?

>>54762693
What the fuck is that shit?

>>54762685
>>54762685
AAAAAAAAH I JUST LONGED AMZ AAAAAAAAAAAH

>>54762685

>>54762707
oh I see, it's AMZN dumping

>>54762466
That blonde in the middle looks pretty tasty.

>>54762669
I still dont get how that company makes money. Follow a link that goes there and tries getting me to make an acocunt. Good luck advertising to me when you cant convince me to make an account. Just like Facebook.

>>54762401
Tell me days like today are not just a scam. Eg. Insiders knew full well the earnings were to be good, leaked that shit. Big players mog the market before hand, scoop it all up, cash out at the end of the day. AMZN literally pump sky high the moment the market closed, literally seconds, they didn't even release earnings that quickly.

>AMZN -1%
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>AMZN -1%
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>AMZN -1%
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>AMZN -1%
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>AMZN -1%
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>54762693
>>54762717
AMZN CC must have said something stinky.... AND IT'S GONE

>>54762685
CEO just dropped the n-word. Hard R.

>>54762514
>>54762550
>kike
>blatantly make backwards calls to fuck people over
>market and fintwit meme this into a reverse cramer etf

Just wait until there a huge crash and this guy says I told you so. There is a reason jews are globally powerful and in every intellectual position.

>>54762728
>>54762723
sure hope /smg/gers sold

Baking.

>>54762727
If you know about the scam then just swing along

>>54762723
bulltrannies...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF MY QUOTE IS BEHIND

This is the nonsense Im talking about. Imagine you bought $50k worth of calls expiring Friday on Amazon.
>see it pump hard
>im gonna be rich!
>"commoner detected to become rich on open, doomp it"

>>54762640
the GDP could

>>54762733
>loser mentality
blahblahblahblah kikes blahblahblah

AMZN troonsistermumus....

>>54762605
That makes me so wet, I wish I had shorted Intel.

>>54762759
>expiring Friday
blame yourself, you could have just bought shares and sold whenever

WTF is going on with AMZN AND INTC after hours...

trading like a real SHIT COIN!!!!

AMZN is a 1 trillion $ company pump and dumping 11% in AH as if it's a literal small cap shitcoin

Hope you sold the exit pump.

>>54762771
Are you seeing what it is doing afterhours? Are you a masochist?

>>54762768
shows negative
must be bugged

>>54762782
low liquidity pump and dumps. Love it or hate it but it makes consistent profits

>>54762781
>>54762782
Will shitcoins still act like shitcoins or will they start acting like the stocks of multi billion dollar companies?

>>54762685
CEO JUST BLEW OFF HIS COCK ONSTAGE. HOLY SHIT

Thoughts on NET? It looks like a solid spot to enter. Sounds like an over reaction desu

>>54762796
Okay, I'm going to ask for a refund

For me investing hasn't built any wealth, it has been total wealth destruction. I put 11.5k into a brokerage in January of 2021 I'm down to ~80% of my original investment, now I have 9.5k

That's fucking insane. Investing doesn't create wealth for ordinary people

>afterhours
>relevant

STOP SELLING AMZN. THIS wAS MY FIRST sTOCK. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!

>>54762815
This markets a pussy, just waiting to get fucked.

The troons pumping INTC need to stop, especially since I let kpop anon talk me into selling my shares. I knew my sick feeling telling me to sell was bullish. This better straighten out by tomorrow morning.

do Japs report at 10pm?

>>54762813
It does. You just invest in stupid shit without actually learning how to make value plays. You could just dump all that into s&p500 and keep buying more each month and enjoy thr money in 15-20 years. Its a marathon.

AMZN beat earnings wait for open tomorrow

>>54762771
Intel isn't dumping?

>>54762750
I do, but only make small profits since I don't have the conviction to get over the fear to trade big. One day Mr crab, one day.

>>54762765
Inferring anything I said is "loser mentality" even tho it's completely objectively true... I don't even need to say it

>>54762792
>Are you seeing what it is doing afterhours?
Well, no. I spent all day teaching math (unsuccessfully) to niggers. But how relevant are after hours anyway?

>>54762841
yes wait for open tomorrow

>>54762838
>t. the latest bagelshill sockpuppet persona

>>54762813
treat it like a day job or like a casino visit, don't believe the bullshit with wealth building and dcaing over decades. Its pure pvp, practically no rules, the goal is steal your opponents liquidity

>>54762727
You should record these things for the sole purpose of gathering proof. I dont need the proof to believe this happened.

>>54762822

>Everything interesting happens AH or pre market
Why do I bother getting up early

tell me smiggers at what point are we in the market. im curious of smgs opinion.

bull run, bear run, mr snibbing for 10 years.


whats your opinion where we are?

>>54762808
Cloudflare is a shit firewall company that does fuck-all but pretends to be a key part of the internets infrastructure. It's not. They're very replaceable.

>>54762880
I think im gonna start trading AH exclusively

>>54762765
most schizo wikipedia page on any subject I've ever seen lmao wtf is this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tunnel_Thru_the_Air;_Or,_Looking_Back_from_1940

>>54762852
I already said the guy that made the inverse cramer ETF was a kike here
>>54762642
so all sides are kikes. so now what? where's the edge here?

learn to play the game or just get out of the kitchen faggot. Saying 'water is wet' on /biz/ doesn't give anyone edge

>>54762854
It can be a cointoss as to whether or not it passes the filter of the 7:00 EST and 10-11:00 EST niggers. But there is a reason why we meme buying at close and selling in the morning.

>>54762881
Don't care. Left with 10 times more then I entered and that with not unsubstantial theta decay, straight out loses realized and other mistrades

>>54762904
I've seen that get shilled on /biz/ before. It's so weird.

That's all it took for mumus to go from euphoria back to silence, bobros.
It's not even May yet. It's not even rape kike yet. It's not even next banking failure yet. It's not even all out recession yet. Mumu, next time be humble and don't dance.

>>54762904
WD Gann was next level meme-line sh!t.

Here's something more accessible: https://www.forexfactory.com/attachment/file/3552360

>>54762813
Like this guy says
>>54762868
The goal is to steal liquidity from others. That might not make sense to you immediately but basically, every time you buy, someone is taking your money from you. Every time you sell, you are taking money from someone. When you buy low and sell high, you are essentially stealing money from the chumps buying from you. Theres always going to be a loser, dont be that loser. Learn to make good value plays and dont just dump your entire portfolio into something like S&P500 thinking youll be a millionaire in 10 years.

So, could the people who bought amazon calls before close, close these position after the pump or do they have to wait until open tomorrow?

>>54762881
This is going to be a snib year, it will have movement but overall growth will be slowed.

>>54762771
I was saying they estimated that it was going to be bad but because it wasnt as bad (and it very terrible to begin with). They pumped because "hey its slightly better even though theyve just done absolutely terrible"

Almost as if the numbers mean nothing. The only numbers that matters is if it did better than analyst expectations. Analyst could go "theyre going to announce bankruptcy" except the company says "99.9% chance we go bankrupt in 1 month but we're fine for now" commence the poomp. LOL what a scam. If only I got rich before what feels like they became so blatant.

>>54762771
Poopqueen

Looking at this DOW chart, I'm going to laugh so hard if that was actually a bulltrap.

>>54762782
No, that's just 111%.

>>54762929
>>54762904
>>54762937
>we were kangz

>>54762813
Because you invested in stupid shit anon. The world index is down 3%. You are the destructor or your wealth.

>>54762815
>>54762782
>>54762781
>>54762768

and that shitcoin scam pump triggered my SL... ffs

i bought 10 hasbro shares when it hit $48 just for fun, now im upset i didn't just buy 100 god i hate fomo

>>54762940
Yes its a variation of an evolutionary game with three sets of players that are able to interchange roles, suckers, grievers and predators. Sometimes you have to be the sucker cooperating to then in the next game be the predators not cooperating.
>don't dump all your eggs in one basket expecting a chicken flock to appear magically
naturally

WTF
I heard my CPU start whirring
a bit ago
so knew something was moving
and checked...
it was
ALL
in the afterhours
and
earnings
aren't till
may
3rd

WTF

and just like that my Nasdaq short I opened before close is green

>>54762815
When it comes to earnings, yeah. Shit just look at META yesterday and today.

>>54762988
Yes
>>54762432
Hope smgays will start paying attention now

>>54762952
yeah could be very likely.

The FOMC isn't going to go easy next week, is it?

That was initial after hours Amazon pump was the market top.

>>54762996
I want to hear more from you

>>54763022
This this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>54762988
stop loss hunting is a thing

>>54762951
YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HELL NOW MUMU

SATAN ASSIGNED YOU A PERSONAL RAPIST FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. THIS IS HIS FACE

>>54762963
>Almost as if the numbers mean nothing.
Everything is so fake and gay.

That initial after hours Amazon pump was the market top.

>>54763047
I want to hear more about Sam

Two More Weeks till the market crash mumu

>>54762906
>why we meme buying at close and selling in the morning
That's been prebunked by certified fact checkers. Just look at NSPY's recent performance.

why are we goys not allowed to trade AH

>>54763063
ANSWER ME GODDAMN. I DIDN'T BUY. I'M NOT EvEN SHOPPING AT AMAZON. I HATE THEIR WEBSITE. I PREFER EBAY OR DIRECT. FOR BOOKS THERE ARE OTHER COMPANIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>54763061
couldnt react as fast as it pumped

hit it on the dollar and then went down

>Amazon
Huh? What the hell did they say that made it drop?

>>54763088
Some brokers will let you do that. Find one of those.

>>54763088
You're RHchud arnt you?

>>54763051
*miss this nigga
Fuck I'm too high

>>54763047
there wont be much from me for the near time, gonna stick around for the May fomc and then piss off into the South Pacific until August which is going to make the shitposters and jannies happy. Booked my profits and decided to take a holiday from the last 11 months of playing

>>54763088
>he wants to get raped on spreads

>>54763000
Betcha there's another insurance company or two that just announced.

>>54763073
When frodo wakes up from his coma or whatever, sam leaned in the doorway and gave frodo that very fucking gay look. That look was so gay, I thought sam was gonna tell the other hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to frodo and suck his fucking cock. Then, after the sam/frodo suckfest, sam straight up BRICKS in frodos mouth. Now THAT wouldve been an academy award winning ending.

>>54763088
>he doesn't trade >futures 23 hours a day

>>54763118

>>54763114
Im heading to aruba in may, have you been?

Can anybody explain why Japan isn't hiking? Isn't their goal too to reduce inflation? And how so with negative rates?

>>54762171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

Where's that anon who went all in on INTC?

>>54763022
Volker tokin mad blunts on the Senate floor. Based.

>>54763121
That zoom and it coming into focus gets me every fucking time.

>>54763080
that ytd performance is bad enough to have me question if that fund is actually being operated properly

>>54763133
They believe hardcore in the transitory meme. No joke.

They are also trapped by their debt. Quarter of government revenue goes to interest even now.

Kitty Pattern

>>54763118

>>54763142
right here. had to listen to the earnings call. feeling generous so you can have a (you) as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

AMZN owners, what's going through your heads right now?

>>54763170
Me-owch!!

>futures

>>54763142
guess you get two. wrong song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

>>54763170
It's back! so beautiful

>>54763168
Ehm, ok. States appear to only function because they can cheat with new money.

Uh, bulltroons, why is AMZN dropping???

>>54763117
All I can guess is some whale just made a buy.

>>54763131
No, never been to the Caribbeans or in that regard in the Pacifics. Are you regularly in the region

>>54763183
rope

>>54763212
Yes, but if you're a Japanese pensioner on death's door that's #NotYourProblem

why did it go up down and up a lot? jew magick?

>>54763216
Bezos dumped his entire holdings into that after market pump. It is quite unironically over

>>54762544
>nice thick fries
>doesn't look properly fried
>no burger
>looks like a decent frozen pizza
>salad-kebab with no meat
Wtf is even this meal?

Ok why the fuck is amazon dropping and the absolute shitshow that is Intel rising?

>>54763183
shareholders are fine, it's the gamblers who lose on this one.

WITNESS ME

>>54763088
Fidelity does

>>54763229
Ive been to most islands in the caribbean at least once but ive been going to aruba all my life since my grandparents had a timeshare there. Usually I go in the winter but I havent been in a couple years. Where in the pacific are you going? Ive been wanting to visit thailand and vietnam (not for gay sex with prostitutes)

i bought amazon few days ago and it triggered my stoploss after a day or so.

i tightened my stoploss since i didnt want to earnings gamble.

so being risk averse is a good thing.

>>54763245
>>54763216

so i guess this is the thanks i get for buying a kg of soap of amazon last week

>>54763255
Q2 AWS growth appears to be rolling over. https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/amazon-soars-after-smashing-expectations-guiding-higher

>>54763255
intel is headquartered in the most dominant country in the world politically, economically and militarily
intel gets government money and tax breaks
intel turns sand into peak human technology
only half the world has a computer
and you're asking why the line go up?

>>54763292
Yes but also any of their employees with half a brain bailed when they explicitly said they were cutting everyone's salary to protect the dividend.

>>54763265
why are you still holding these?

>>54763292
>only half the world has a computer
>And the internet is this bad
Fuck.

I sold Intel at 25$ after buying at 35. AMA. 300 shares too

>>54763255
Ol switcheroo and
AI
AI
AI
AI

>>54763287
What the fuck is a kay gee???

>>54762544
Cook your damn fries.

>>54762813
Stop investing and start trading.

>>54763314
Oh god, I can already see Nvidia earnings collapsing even further but it still pumping because MUH AI

> consumer has high cc debt, low savings
> auto and home loans still high
> wage growth not keeping pace with inflation

Anybody have any idea when Americans will finally tap out on spending like retards? I keep seeing people complain about costs but there's still very high consumer spending.

For example McDonalds has done well this quarter despite people complaining prices are poor. How the fuck is there still demand left? I just don't get it. I feel like we should be seeing less food + travel service spending but its not happening. Even the student loan payment freeze cannot account for this insanity.

>>54763179
>>54763204
(You) two. How much do you gain if the INTC gains hold up?

>-3%
Holy doolie

>>54763324
>Anybody have any idea when Americans will finally tap out on spending like retards?
When all their credit cards are maxed out and not a second before that

AMAZONCOMPUTER

>>54763315
Approximately 2.2lbs, using human units.

>>54763336
pretty much this. the numbers are imaginary until the moment there is no more credit available

>>54763292
>only half the world has a computer
Yeah and the rest is a bunch of niggers.

>>54763330
4 figures

>>54763315
It's drug-dealer slang.

>>54763321
jk, i dont know

>>54763324
Slurping doesn't only apply to stocks.

>>54763306
Sell orders were up all afternoon, but they didn't fill. META and one of the ILMN spreads expire tomorrow. If they do I just get the money right? There won't be any margin call fuckery will there? I'm used to selling credit spreads that just expire worthless.

>>54763321
When's NVDA?

>>54763352
>>54763315

do burgers use lbs or kg for physics calulations?

>>54763381
May 2nd

>4125
You can't escape

>>54763324
>need car to go to work
>need insurance to drive car
>need gas to drive car
>need internet and phone for work
>need electricity
>need a second job to pay down debt
>debt goes higher cause everything is expensive
life is torture anon, aldo you need a degree for a better paying job. thats more debt and time, America killed itself years ago. when tiktok trannies get brand deals while businesses are layif off 1000s.
in this economy you cant win.

>>54763361
>>54763336
pretty mcuh true. I mean, your state does the same. Except it can decide to raise the debt level, which is always did. It's in the burgers' blood.

>>54763384
SI is for science (hence the name, duh). Imperial is best for everyday stuff.

>>54763384
kg in college, lbs at the workplace

>>54763324
The average American consumer has the mentality of a coomer when it comes to discretionary spending. I've been making a killing with bullish plays on consumer goods and entertainment the past couple months.

>>54763255
>>54763288

>CFO said AWS slowed even more in April - by 5%, and he said he doesn’t know what to expect.

AWS was what Amazon's lifeboat was. It sure isn't making money from RANGZ of POWER

>>54763278
Nice, sounds verx chill. Gonna do the society island tour. Starting in Bora Bora and ending with a hiking tour in Tahiti

>>54763384
I had to use Eurobabble for physics but in my civil engineering classes (dropped out btw) I had to use imperial

>>54763324
I'm guessing Americans have (or had) surplus savings from the pandemic stimulus measures. They're willing to take on a lot of debt to buy stuff.

>>54763324
Wealthy types got massive employee retention tax credit checks. Those are now spent down.

>>54762639
didn't GME go from like $2 to $350 by common people coming together to fight greedy corrupt wall street investment firms and make average people far more wealthy then they ever would have been?...

Seems legit as fuck- what are you on about?

>>54762726
I dont fucking get how META makes money...

>>54763419
Nice, I hope you have fun. My favorite part of going to aruba is trying to find my drug dealer, this old dutch guy named Vader. I stalk the beaches at night and scare the shit out of him while hes climbing trees for coconuts, its fun. Then we go to bars and do coke till the sun comes up and he disappears.

You third world shitholers actually trade your few rubles on shares instead of options. I'm fucking sorry for you all. Guess this isn't the place for me.

>>54763411
Wtf even is all this Cloud bullshit? Why would I save my personal stuff online and have Amazon or other companies see it amd maybe even get it stolen (data)

>>54763458
No not really.

>>54763324
Americans aren't in much debt compared to Nords, Koreans, Aussies...

>>54763421
metric is superior in every regard.

>>54763472
me neither. Only older people use FB (my mother). Probably will die out in 20 years

>>54763472
They advertise to two billion active users. Look how much Network TV makes with way less and no way to verify engagement. Meta at it's core is fucking great company, just the metaverse shit was dumbfuckery.

>>54763492
all this cloud sh!t pretty much runs the internet kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUlseUUSuKY

>>54763472
Mobile games. Ads. Spying on boomers for the government. Ads for mobile games. Probably some other gay shit, all I really care about is that they made a big green number for me today.

>>54763500
That's fucking insane... Good to know everyone else decided to play the game our way too. I just would expect people to have started to adjust their food and travel spending at this point. We've seen auto and home buying fall off a cliff because people cannot afford it by any means. Its just odd to me that that no one seems to have scaled back smaller discretionary spending in any way

>>54763411
>It sure isn't making money from RANGZ of POWER
or RIVN for that matter, plus the loss of stolen merch due to niggetry must be enormous.

>tfw didnt buy meta at 115 cause it was too close to my price target of 130 and assumed i missed the boat

>>54759500
>>54759500
>>54759500

>>54763473
Gonna chill out and try not to care for whatever happens anywhere else on the planet.
>Vader
like for real? sounds very chill, Is Aruba the party Island of the Dutch Antilles?

>>54763563
>>54763563

>>54763500
>Switzerland
>#4
Christ on a cracker.

>>54763510
I hate the cloud then

>>54763324
Umm people need to eat lol they cant just not eat

>>54763561
Every day is a party in Aruba, but its also super chill. Outside of the beachfront, itll be quiet after midnight at the latest. The locals are incredibly friendly and love tourists. Tons of really nice (and surprisingly cheap) restaurants and family owned shops. I grab a bag of croissants from this old guys stall down the street from the timeshare every morning as Im heading home from the bar. Pretty good snorkeling and sport fishing too. Its a tiny island but theres some hiking trails too. And yeah his name is actually Vader, his father was also Vader. He comes from a long line of Captain Vaders who owned fishing vessels in the old Dutch Antilles.

>>54763622
Bread is cheap. Beans are cheap.

>>54763663
>his father was also Vader.
>vader means father

>>54763734
this nigga eatin beans

>>54763785
Thats pretty cool, I didnt know that. Must be a tradition in their family to name the kid father in the hopes that he would be a father some day. I dont think my drug dealer Vader is a father though.

>>54763734
>forcing poor people to go without steak

>>54763825
Fuck you want me to do? They cut our EBT!

>>54763825
I just ate beans. I eat oats for brunch and beans for supper, most days. Plus multivitamins, and supplements of magnesium, potassium, zinc, vitamin C, calcium, and vitamin D.

>>54762334
I don't want to say. I don't want to risk the fud.

Yeah I'm not going to worry about it, I think it probably will still recover.