/biz/ - Business & Finance

way to be a faggot op. see >>54760896

anyways, the stock ticker is IMMR. go all in boys. I already got my 1000 shares.

Bobos are poor, naive, mentally ill, and lack financial literacy.

UUUU making a big move.

Sell.

>>54760920
bulls only exist cuz the market is fake money

>>54760931
No.

Reminder that as long as you remain in disbelief, we're going to grind ever higher.
>b-but you're just fomo posting!
kek. 4300 is all but guaranteed next week.

>>54760913
>>54760887

I SAY ZERO
YOU SAY
>DTE

I SAY ZERO
YOU SAY
>DTE

I SAY ZERO
YOU SAY
>DTE

>>54760920
mumu shits

>>54760943
>next week.
Is that 14 days from now?

>>54760943
This is what we like to call a "Live Meow Jump"

>>54760945
My UONE calls are healing. Hopefully Juneteenth will be my savior

>>54760956
>>54760920
You beclown and beheem yourselves. Continue.

You *did* remember your training, right anon?

>Chainsmokers DJ duo is raising a third venture capital fund
this is bullish for upper middle class white people on antidepressants

>>54760504
Who the fuck comes up with these numbers did they really expect home sales to increase when prices have barely budged and interest rates are at 7%?

Nasdaq RSI is around 90 on 30mins

How much higher can amazon push it up?

So is now the right time to buy UVXY okptions?

Wtf? DAX pumps with you burgers but you start dropping, meanwhile DAX crabs, LMAO even.

Where’s the anon who said FRC would cease to exist by tomorrow?!

130 amzn in an hour from now, hope you bouhgt calls

>>54761022
He bought ROPE

VZ will head back above 50, trips confirm.

>>54761027
Bought puts

>March 16, 2008, JP Morgan, backed by the FED, buys Bear Stearns. "This will avoid further economic trouble".
>March 16, 2023, SVB collapse, creditors saved by QE. "This will avoid further economic trouble".

>>54761027
Nah. Follow gold

>>54761031
kek, you hate money, ponzi aint falling any time soon

The army of psychotic glowniggers on /k/ are the most evil human beings I have ever spoken to in my entire life. They unironically want to end free speech and due process, and put all of their political enemies in camps. What are the financial implications of this?

>>54761032

Why the fuck are burger trying to pump DAX further while letting their shit cool off, what retarded BULLshit is this? Besides, german companies are saved because META beat earnings? KEK

>>54761004
The fed and government both think that if they just lie about everything people will start buying homes again. Americans are retarded but if they don't have the money they don't have the money. It's only a matter of time before we get an article like this in America.

>>54761027
I bought puts, because there's no way people are still buying shit on Amazon now that the pandemic is officially over.

My market thesis:

>Yesterday was RED: After hours was GREEEN
>Today is GREEEN so After Hours should be REDD!

simple as.

>>54761058
Yes and no

>>54761004
let me introduce you to no landing

>>54761047
report and ignore their public funded shitposting

>>54761058
Don't make me tap the chart.

>>54761058
Sounds plausible

>>54761042
Truth is, it's literally a Ponzi.

>>54761022
>>54761028
FRC is down since open.

today would be a good day to open shorts

>MOC IMBALANCE 925 MLN BUY-SIDE.

>>54761068
So we WILL CRAB TOMORROW!

>>54761065
They *are* the mods/jannies though. That's part of why it's so evil.

>>54761004
All the data pointed toward normalization, then a few thins broke and the data from before wasnt worth it anymore

>>54761087
Is there a daily chart for this? I keep seeing this at the end of every session but I still have no idea what's a big number or not.

>>54761068
i havent seen this bad booy in a minute

Yeah I'm thinking I'm back

>>54761078
thats what I thought at 1330...

>>54761106
Data? Charts? I don't have time for that, anon! The market's about to close and you're still hanging on to unused cash!

I put my life savings in intel calls before today's earnings
if it goes down I kill myself
if it goes up I retire and buy a yacht

no takebacksies now

>>54761111
as opposed to it making more sense to going long after 2% on the index?

>>54761107
>Everyone has been heemed or fucked off in 8 months

>>54761101
there are much better gunboards (ever so slightly) than 4chan's /k/. Dump that bitch.
>used to frequent /AKG/ and /BRG/ for a long time

>>54761121
Oh uh right, just shorted the Nasdaq

>>54761123
you sure you want to do that right after tsmc & samsung show massive weakness in chips?

Tigers. Hiding. VIX.

>>54761111
SAME

>>54761123
Surely there is no way whatsoever that this will backfire.

>>54761123
That's just so crazy it might work.

HOW CAN SHE SLURP?!!!!

>>54761136
That means INTC will steal their market share and eat their lunch.

Aw man my phone just reminded me of an old picture. Its been a long time since my pupper passed. He was a good boy. Make sure you give you dog an extra treat today because one day they'll be gone.

>>54761042
This is my first option trade
Gonna turn this 75 dollars into 9000 dollars

>>54761126
>>Everyone has been heemed or fucked off in 8 months
myself included

>>54761102
At least in the future the wealther have to pay for the less wealthy, so the statistic goes back up again. Lower prices can't be the solution. Other taxpayers have to ensure the profits of the banks.

>>54761136
same thing happened last quarter with samsung, nobody gives a shit about gooks

>>54761123
kinda based

>>54761125
>everyone is a discord glowie!!!
youre a fucking retarded lunatic. some people just have different opinions than your very narrow ones.

>>54761123
SCARED MONEY DONT MAKE MONEY SON!

>>54761126
Especially those dumb enough to think it was actually serious.

>>54761145
The funny thing about the "How can she slap" guy from India is that after that episode aired, he was shunned and then suddenly he got super ripped and got a new haircut and came back as a sexy bhenchode guy every women loved

>>54761160
Non of the posts hidden was worth even reading over it. geen text bullshit, off topic cheap bait, discord homosexuality

>>54761165
>he doesnt know

>>54761137
You moron! You fool! You malaka!

>>54761147
Boxer mix? sorry for your loss anon.

>>54761169
Looks like a John Mayer impersonator.

>>54761173
go to reddit if you want pure on-topic discussion retard, 4chan doesnt seem to be your speed.

>>54761126
That's exactly why we will pump all the way to ath. Most of you will unfortunately fall for the bearish fud from all the macrolarps and miss the move.

>>54761175
You should look up the year S&P >futures started trading.

Red at close??

>>54761160
The poster that you're replying to a is a literal glownigger that was sent here to police wrongthink.

>>54761182
But could John Mayer ever slap a woman as hard as he can?

>>54761165
one of the best strategies in this market DESU senpai

>>54761193
Yeah I think he's got a few songs about just that.

>>54761136
fuck off don't hex me

>>54761141
the average life of today already backfired from birth, no thanks to working till I'm 65

>>54761143
I don't care anymore, was gonna kill myself regardless might as well try and get a yacht full of japanese cuties to live the dream if I can as a way out, it's a win-win if you think about it

>>54761157
>>54761162
I guess, dhando really

>>54761173
Fuck off glownigger.

>>54761186
No. I rather stay here and remind the shitposters from time to time that their shitpost quality is so bad and repetitive that it gets ignored based on structure, not content

>>54761173
they are you just have no idea how to read them...

>>54761186
This is 4channel chud

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>54761151
good luck

>yields

>>54761185
I started buying again this week because I'm just fucking bored.
KILL ME OR SET ME FREE, MARKET MAKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Even when I post this chart literally telling you when to fucking buy, most of you will think you're too smart to be bullish. Sad!
I only bullpost because I know you will ignore the call.

>>54761212
Up 2.00% on my VOO

>>54761206
doesnt seem to stop anyone but ok if thats how you like to spend your valuable time.

>>54760891
>ding ding ding

Alright anons, buckle up. Time for Amazon earnings, BoJ interest rate decisions, and FDIC Friday!

>>54761206
All three letter agencies needs to be abolished, starting with (You).

REJOICE, BULLFRENS. WE WIN AGAIN.

so that's it? recession cancelled just like that?

>>54761179
Yes he was a boxer. He was a big 'ol dumdum head, but he kept me company, and motivated me to go outside

my benchods, my amazon call holders we're rich

AMZN crushing it now too

>Coinbase offers a fiery response to the SEC's threat of enforcement action (COIN)

hese guys really are getting annoying. They literally were a successful bucket shop in a pandemic and somehow want to redefine all@securities law because of that even w their entire biz demonstrating it’s now just an empty bucket shop.

>>54761224
did /smg/ grew or is it practically dead and a chat group for some socialist fag types from Michigan

>>54761233
Exit pump.

>>54761212
redeemed in the am
heemed in the pm

>>54761212
Up a whole 2% on the day! Best day in 2 weeks! Havent had a bad trade in weeks

>>54761219

>spent all day yesterday telling Perma Bears why dump was fake and gay
>rips green erasing 1 week worth of losses in a day
Pay attention next time kid.

>>54761212
It's a real bath of blood

>>54761212
My shit didnt go up and thats a bag thing

Good shit AMZN

>>54761252
inverse cramer... simple as

>121.56
>+11.43 +10.40%

>>54761241
>>54761238
I almost bought this morning but I needed the funds elsewhere

>>54761027
wow

>>54761269
Yup

>>54761228
>>54761231
Well done bulls didn't play my shorts well enough but still feeling good about upcoming FOMC decision being short and if not the longer we stay high the more conviction there is to be short. Top was the beginning of the month and 2/2

>>54761247
Thanks for doing your part to erase any wrongthink from the internet. You've done a real doubleplusgood job.

What went so wrong today

fuck!

>>54761212
+1.9%
Melt Up confirmed.

>>54761284
KWAB

AMZN!!!!

Who the fuck actually still buy at AMAZON. You burgers are absolute cattle.

I made a million dollars today

Turns out you really *do* only need 3 companies: MSFT, AMZN, and META.

>>54761281
Am I spamming retarded shitposts, msm articles and twitter links or is it the homosexuals mistaking an imageboard for a chat group that nobody reads

>>54761257

read
>>54761123
>>54761202

fuck you niggers, no seppuku it is
I'm going to fuck so many cuties
see you never again poorfags

>>54761292
Yeah lemme just go to 12 different stores for everything I need and then not get it because its too expensive. Fuck free shipping and cheaper parts, amirite?

Die.

>>54761298
You're a literal glownigger shill that's here to shut down non-state-approved speech.

>>54761307
I just made 8 figures fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

disbelief stage is in full swing

>>54761292
But how did AWS do?

>>54761284
dumb ass. why would you buy puts when it's been beaten so badly

>>54761314
im happy for you anon. Well done.

>>54761292
I go to half price books up the street to see if they got any cool books that i'm looking for real cheap, if not i just get it on amazon.

>>54761308
yeah lemme just buy rebranded alibaba shit for an extra 10 bucks from totally-real companies like Ssultrax

>>54761311
Says the head huncho of the discord spook groomed zoomer bunch that is spamming shitposts and msm astroturfs

>>54761308
Do you faggots only have amazon as an online shop? What about ebay or others? Free shipping is almost standard nowadays. Is Europe more advanced that you in that regard?

>>54761277
Well Amazon came through. I don’t think the Japanese can do anything too bad that would knock us down with all big tech companies doing well. But Powell will probably do a rate hike in June for sure now. Also I’d expect FRC to survive tomorrow. I know it sounds stupid, but META probably saved them today and Amazon should keep them alive tomorrow

>>54761325
Keep projecting you fucking faggot. Post brokerage positions with timestamp.
>protip: you can't

>>54761315
Seriously maybe people should zoom in once in a while.

>>54761284
AHHAHAHAHA

>>54761292
AWS
AWS
AWS

It's CLOUD bitches!
>AWS segment sales increased 16% year-over-year to $21.4 billion.


>>54761198
GDPNow predicted the Q1 GDP on point.

>>54761176
oh shit I forgot about the earning lmao oh well it's nothing compared to my (totally temporary) Oats losses

>>54761342
ah yes, that small squiggle clearly is just like that other squiggles.

>>54761324
Seething retard making shit up to shit on amazon because.... he missed out on gains or something? Why are you so upset? You tranny?
>>54761329
Amazon has the best prices. Who buys every day shit they need off ebay? I have literally never used that website.

AMZ did 149 billion in q4 and we cheer about 127? What level of gaslighting is this?

>>54761342
This is a classic sucker's rally. Y'all ready for the sell in may and get fucked all summer, and all next year, and then ready for another round of rigged elections followed by 4 more years of anal penetration?

>>54761359
Ebay also became extremely seller unfriendly over the last few years. Fuck those guys and fuck paypal too.

>>54761341
All you got was my shitcoin folio, and I closet all positions taking my profits and having removed the last bit of liquidity from my e-toro and crypto account over the day

i think its time to buy back in and go long

>>54761363
bobos played themselves by calling for apocalypse at every turn, so expectations are so low now that anything remotely better than expected is a win

>>54761342
Triple rejection

Sell.

Now.

We have been in a crab for 2 years

>>54761366
Nothing will happen until Q2 or until we have more bank failures. Apple should beat earnings and the Fed will raise another 25 bps next week and in June. As data comes in for July, we’ll see how earnings turn out and how the Fed reacts. The only thing that can knock us down now are more bank failures

>>54761359
yes look at all these fine companies like Woouch, FUSOTO, and VIGIND

But you can't forget Vorceary, Pavant, and AIEVE

my shorts got liquidated before i could set the stops higher

149$ billion Q42022 and now Q1 2023 127$ billion. WOW

>>54761393
What do those contraptions do?

>>54761372
So you don't actually hold any stocks then, and you're just *yet ANOTHER* glownigger shill sent here for political cleanup duty after Biden destroyed the fucking economy.

I shorted the top (with >futures). I put my faith in the crab.

>>54761396
I forgot: All while laying off (less new buyers)

>>54761385
Lies

>>54761396
Duh, it's called the holiday season. Dumb bobo.

is it possible that tech is becoming or already is recession proof?

AMAZON WILL PAY IN BLOOD INSHALLAH

INFIDEL TECH SCUM WILL BE CONVERTED AND BEHEADED ALHAMDULILLAH

Bobo really thought he'd short the market crash and make generational wealth

>poots

>>54761408
>>54761385

>>54761401
For stirring espresso grounds to unclump them, helps with a more even shot
was looking for one recently and came upon a slew of reputable brands

>>54761401
Penile implant tools.

>SNAP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54761402
For now no. Its not yet May but I closet everything anyway. from 25K to 260K in 5 months during a crab is good enough. not greedy

My SQQQ is killing me. 200 at 37

>>54761415
Companies have to buy more data center time during recessions, consumers have to buy more crap on Amazon during recessions, orders for chips, delivery, and streaming services go up during recessions.

And that's before we get into the bullishness of Fed rate cuts!

>>54761421
Ah, I see. I always envisioned if I got rich (2 weeks) I'd buy one of those real nice high pressure driven espresso machines.

I KNEEL MUMUSAMA... HAVE MERCY


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54761412
Dumb Mumu, last year q1 almost all earnings were worse because of the war breakout.

>>54761377
yup it's all about the positioning... lotta cash offsides waiting to FOMO back in before a real rugging

smoked and rolled amazon, thanks for all the premium on those 110 puts I sold

>>54761428
>>54761372
>closet
>closet
youre not even american, youre using the word closet instead of closed lmao

>>54761426
It seems like it dumps 20% every earnings day. What is its fucking problem?

>>54761438
No

>>54761212
200k!


... again.

>>54761372
>>54761428
>closet
ESL? And you still haven't posted SHIT. You're just another lying, gaslighting shill.

>>54761408
Shit & Piss was at current level 2 years ago. It was a big violent crab

>>54761436
Nah that’s one thing I don’t expect this year. Fed won’t do any rate cuts if Big Tech continues to do well. We can live with higher rates. We’ve done it before and we can do it again. The market clearly doesn’t care

How in hell did Amazon beat? How did all major large cap tech companies beat expectations by such a huge insane margin? Are the expectations low or are they really managing to squeeze so much money out of people?
Lesson learned. Unless rates are 8% or higher, revenues won't take a hit. People have way too much money and spending hasn't decreased basically at all. And everything costs 100% more. So yeah, I guess they are easily able to outdo inflation by raising prices.
And those motherfuck*** had the gall to be pissed when I haggled for a higher pay raise... companies are making way too much money nowadays

>>54761450
The only reason to hold it is to gamble that this quarter will be the one that it doesn't happen.
Yet that gambling guarantees that it keeps happening. lol.

>>54761453
Jeez man

Wtf, stop retracing YOU CUNT

>>54761419
Crab reveals himself to those who see

>>54761445
Yes, I am not one of your inner kike circle antifag Michigan fags, or any other of the known astro turfer. So?

>>54761393
Then dont buy the obviously shitty resell stuff, are you fucking retarded?
>im mad about something i can easily avoid doing
Room temp IQ. Go blow bubbles or something and get out of my thread

>>54761450
it just sucks... META and TIKTOK spit roasting this sh!t


PINS and INTC losing it too. Only AMZN META GOOG MSFT gonna keep this train going until Fed and AAPL next week.

>>54761450
It has basically no business model except advertising and does it worse than every other MAMAA company like Meta or Alphabet.

>>54761470
It's inflation. Check the April Nowcasts.

>>54761461
>>54761484

Update: April 13th, 21 is the first time >we achieved today's close(ish)

>>54761435
two more weeks

>>54761470
almost like the economy was growing in q1, and inflation was hot with all the data we got

>>54761454
Point proven. You faggorts need to mistake imageboards for your general inner kike discord chat

>>54761483
No. It was a gift from the snibbs, you just had to take it, whether you were long or wanted to go short.

look at AMZN they erase this initial 11% pump

>>54761485
Stop gaslighting you fucking demonic shill.

GAH
FUCK

>>54761485
Hey what the hell is wrong with Michigan?

>>54761437
May you make it then, fren. For what it's worth, the absolute quality ceiling is 4k for a machine, that'll get you a Decent with smart profiling
Don't buy machines with integrated grinders, classic trap.

>>54761492
just pointing out that 90% of Amazon's stuff is bootleg Alibaba bullshit, don't get mad at reality faggot

I'll be honest. I bought some used paperbacks on Amazon. And Francis Parkman hardcovers because my local Half Price Books didn't have any.

>>54761512
>if I use the word "kike", that will give me a free pass for being a tranny shill
FUCK OFF YOU ESL FAGGOT

>>54761470
Consumer is still strong right now, but that absolutely does not warrant 3.3% in the nasdaq. It's beyond strange

>>54761212
Today was bullshit and I'm mad

>>54761522
Shill? Interesting choice of words. What Am I shilling exactly. Retarded shitpost memes? Inner kike circle language creols, bait narratives?
Are you projecting?

>>54761525
Your governor is a woman, so your whole state is basically a giant fucking joke.

>if you bought meta in the fall you're almost up 200% on your purchase
not even sure what to say. how can one of the largest co's on the planet be that mispriced, outside of financial crisis level of events. this entire thing has just shattered my confidence as an investor. i feel lost.

NET bros... not like this.

>>54761533
Nah, I got one of those Oxo conical grinders, Bodum pour over volumetric flask thing, and a chinesium reusable filter. I'm not of high taste, but it makes better coffee than Starbucks at a fraction of the cost.

Intel bros, what's with the pump and dump?

>>54761533
It doesnt matter if it is, because NOBODY HAS TO BUY IT. Only retards do in the first place. Just because theres a bunch of useless shit nobody needs on there doesnt mean there isnt also everything you actually need too. You literally have no point.

>>54760891
Does anyone want to see my tits?

>>54761566

>>54761557
All you do is gaslight. You literally admitted to mass reporting anything that doesn't follow your pro-Buden government bootlicker narrative.

>>54761569

>>54761565
Fuck you baggot you're entire life is a joke, plus you have no room to talk, you're a masshole.

>>54761576
Depends on the set of tits

>>54761585
Pro-Biden. How? Calling the entire american uni party new liberal fascists and maybe shilling anti-socialism is Pro-Biden how?

>>54761470
It’s almost like Big Tech is a huge part of everyone’s lives and makes money accordingly. Google could do better with more competent leadership, but for now they have that moron CEO with no vision or forward thinking. I’m sure the board members are out there secretly searching for a replacement

>Zuck deliberately created the Metaverse bullshit to both create a legitimate dump & pump and weed out employees to axe.
Impressive.

>>54761566
Truth is, stocks have little to do with actual value production and are just basically financial fuck toys for market makers.

>>54761577
quality companies don't give chink resellers a platform for scamming their customers
your schizo autism rage is funny
this will be my last reply to you

>>54761603
Fuck off, I know it's you bagelnigger. You're that same neoleftist eastern yuropoor NAFO shill. Stop gaslighting.

>>54761584
guess that makes some sense for sure

>>54761585
Is that why I caught so many bans lately?

>>54761493
Biggest position is soxs and nvds, sucks that SQQQ has been my worst performing position, but at least I exited spxs a few weeks ago for SCO. Ugh have to wait awhile longer for sqqq bags to pop. It will come tho

>>54761607
Pajeet Awe, aside Transgender and Social Governance Scores, will go down as one of the biggest mistakes of the early 21st Century. Not as bad as Biden, but damn close.

>>54761566
TINA and 0tde’s. What else are you going to invest in?

>>54761470
Jewish tricks

>>54761125
This is some top tier bait if I'm being honest.

bobos, is it even worth shorting anymore? maybe the market really has already priced in the recession.

>>54761616
WTF I respect the ZUCC now?

LOL @ INTC.
That company is falling off a cliff.

>>54761584
Also buybacks

>>54761627
>quality companies
Like whom? Name one that can provide what amazon provides without the horrible chinks butting in trying to make a quick buck.

>>54761600
Its true your whole state is the laughing stock of the union. Even UP wants to break away you are all so pathetic.

>>54761628
Yeah. I think you need to take your meds, seriously. Or are you trying to bait me to go off topic, while reporting shitposts and off topic posts and get me banned so I need to change IPs again to keep reporting and discouraging shitposters

>>54761358
TA in a nutshell.

>>54761366
3-7 year suckers rally to ATH.

Looking at NASDAQ, monthly, zoomed out til 1998, I think this looks like a completely healthy market (ponzi).

>>54761656
Bottom was in October

We are never going that low again, aths by next summer then double by the end of the decade

>>54761654
i dont even think hes baiting. he rambles about this shit every thread for the past month or more about how every poster is a glowie trying to manipulate the few real people into buying the wrong stocks. i dont know the ratio but according to him there might be like 10-20 agents which leaves only 70-80 real people. i feel like hes a legit schizo.

>>54761683
>ponzi
I'll long that. What's the ticker?

>>54761677
All of your other tranny shilling attempts failed miserably, so now you're just mass-reporting /smg/ to shut it down.

>>54761638
I've just been swinging AI meme trash and Crypto miners this week. I had a feeling ppl were overshorting MSFT, GOOG, MSFT, AMZN

SOXX-BAKA underperforming the nasdaq is just the first sign to get ready to short.

>>54761656
"Analysts" on CNBC were throwing fits for months because the market was pricing in recession and claiming the market was overreacting. Then the FED said they expected a recession and the market pumped.

Wtf
Bobo sentiment is at absolute lows if we're judging by today's smg threads
Maybe that's a positive in a way
May is days away. Mumus thinking they've won and no landing and the usual mumu copes about Muttrica and le heckin market priced in even with the banking turmoil happening. Putsnotdawae fuckstick is obviously here without his name on.
Ok mumu take your best shot cunt.

>>54761269
>>54761241
>>54761297
I have a literal retarded question. Why do people buy after positive earnings? I mean, you buy with the expectations that stocks will go up, but if they are already up, why not just sell?
50% of my portfolio is AMZN, I don't know if I should sell now that is up

>>54761451
JK.


I'm still going to cut your brains off.

YOU FELT FOR THE BULL TRAP

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>54761710
finally, we can return to normal

>>54761703
I have been mass reporting before you even knew what an imageboard was

Fed Emergency Bank Loans Rise To $155.2B From $143.9B Prior Week
- Discount-Window Loans $73.9B In Week Ended April 26 After $69.9B
- Bank Term Funding Loans $81.3B In Week Ended April 26 After $74.0B

eeeehm

>>54761731

>>54761729
You've only been here a few months, NAFO faggot.

>>54761731
That money is not going to make it's way into the NASDAAAACCCCKKKKK

It's called emergency for a reason..

Bros I've been waiting 5 months for the crash, its not coming isn't it? Should I start DCAing back in?

>>54761741
rofl xhe didn't know about the onions filter earlier.

>>54761705
If you want leading indicators, look at DJT computer.

>>54761731

>>54760891
>went all in on net at 1400

>>54761731
More liquidity. That's bullish.

>>54761741
Could you elaborate what a nafo faggot is. I suppose something to do with nato and the public funds to third party contractors spamming "memes" and "shitposts" and trying to make imageboards chat groups for discords

>>54761710
We literally had a recession by definition. It’s over for now. Maybe we have another. Maybe it all crumbles. But we had two consecutive quarters of loss. We had a recession. Any talking head that even suggests they dont know if we will have/had one is an obvious shill or coward. Or a retard kek.

>>54761752
Dear god...its worse than I thought. There wont even BE a market when this is all over

>>54761722
Management may offer positive guidance. And the confirmation of any good earnings trends also suggests next quarter will be even better.

>>54761785
>What does the chart say, Johnson.
>There IS NO CHART, SIR.

>>54761307
blessed
seek God

>>54761785
>TRANSPORTATION SHUT DOWN
>NO GOODS MOVED
>MARKET CLOSED
>CREDIT CRISIS

>>54761714
There aren’t really any surprises left, hence why bulls are more confident now. At some point the market will realize Powell will raise rates again in June too, and we’ll see how the market reacts. I don’t think even FRC failing could derail us at this point. Powell’s slowly taking the rotten companies down and reallocating workers as needed. There aren’t enough “good” employees left for companies to hire, so a recession won’t be that bad if no one loses their jobs. Amazon was expected to miss and they didn’t. So we’re back to reacting to data as it comes in since we know Apple will likely beat next week

>>54761783
Recessions only last two months?

>>54761778
It's (You), faggot. NAFO is (You) and all of your other pants-on-head retarded shilling attempts to cover for Biden.

>>54761767
We're going to recover fren

>>54761752
DJT is kind of too old school. I've also used BDRY (Baltic Dry Index) as a leading indicator but since COVID things are out of wack.

>The Baltic Dry Index (BDI) peaked back on October 7, 2021, and has fallen by 72% since then as worldwide demand has fallen rapidly for cargo ships to haul iron ore and other “dry” cargos. This has a bearish implication for stock prices, as illustrated in this week’s chart. The trick is that the plot of the BDI is shifted forward by just over a month to reveal how its movements get repeated by the SP500.

https://www.mcoscillator.com/learning_center/weekly_chart/the_baltic_dry_indexs_imperfect_message_for_stocks/

In the modern economy semiconductors are the "transport sector" to IT, cloud and datacentre spending so in a tech led S&P500 it makes more sense to wait for semis do get knocked out before trying to short the market again.

AAAAAAH, I JUST BOUGHT AMAZON AND IT DROPS; AAAAAAH

give me hopium bear bros..

>>54761804
What do we do with all of the AA bonds of commercial real estate that are now worth half as much when the were bought? Did the markets price that in too?

>>54761815
Yah, pretty sure you are projecting an attempting to gaslight me. Already wondered why a "regular" shitposting fail troll would use gas lighting and tranny so much it looks like a twitter libtard had an aneurism

>>54761805
I don't know about you but my brokerage account has been in a recession since 2020

>>54761830
https://twitter.com/ces921/status/1651686007111053315

>>54761830
I'm out of ideas honestly

>>54761848
i chart i dont understand but looks like a smart person put it together. just what i needed. loading up shorts now.

>>54761834
>Me, gaslighting? I'm not the one gaslighting, YOU'RE the one gaslighting? <throws in buzzwords for good measure>
You shill faggots are all the same. Tell me to "closet" my portfolio again, you ESL faggot lmfao.

>>54761747
you are my exit liquidity

>>54761442
>T-bills, cash, and defensive stocks
FOMO crowd incoming

>>54761830
sry its ogre im liquidated

>>54761833
The leases last so long that it’ll take years to slowly roll them off the books. We may not know the impact of them until 2025 or later at this rate. Corporate Landlords haven’t stopped making their payments yet, so we can’t say how that’ll turn out

>>54761893
>>54761893

>>54761725
How much money have you lost kpop schizo

>>54761805
A recession is two consecutive quarters of negative
A quarter is a quarter of a year, so two three-month periods.
They lie on media to not panic anyone, but we literally had a recession by definition. That’s why Biden admin also made a big deal about how its not a recession cause now its more complicated cause reasons and media seemed to happily go along with it.
Any high school kid that paid attention to Econ knows we had a recession. It’s embarrassing anyone on smg would ever even say we didnt just have a recession. It’s 101 econ shit

I have 250K in cash at my stockbroker. I read about it on Google and I know I shouldn't be paranoidly concerned, however what do you think as fellow humans? I predict this amount to be multiplied by many times soon, so what are my options for huge fucking money like this? This is mostly a psychological issue for me, I've only had 4K just ten months ago. I literally know this is just fear, but I need to read a post on 4chan to make me feel comfier, guys.

>>54761830
We actually do one unknown piece of data left this week, but I doubt it’ll hurt us that much. BoJ makes their decision on what to do with their YCC for bonds tomorrow. No one knows what’ll happen if they continue as is or adjust. After that we don’t really have anything new or surprising until next months CPI

>>54761836
gawd damn it's you! the average retail!

>>54761848
thanks craig. see you end of May for the debt ceiling

>WALCL 2023-04-26 8,562,768,000,000
>TGA 2023-04-26 296,209,000,000
>REVERSE REPO 2023-04-27 2,273,926,000,000
>NET LIQUIDITY 5,992,633,000,000

>SPX FAIR VALUE 3823
>SPX LOWER BAND 3673
>SPX UPPER BAND 4173

>>54761938
Well is it in your checking account earning 0.0001% or a money market fund earning 4.5-5%? The former's fucktarded, the latter not bad.

>>54761926
I took econ 101 about 10 years ago and barely passed it.

>>54761656
Bobo is afraid ahahaha

>>54761947
BoJ makes their decision TONIGHT (burger time)

>>54761971
I do specific options strategies with the entire amount so far last year it's 860%.

>>54761988
Oh, right, well then you're unstoppable. Keep up the good work.

SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING BALANCE SHEET ALREADY FED!!!

>>54762021
No man no. What if there's like a million in my account? Is that good or what should I do? I think I'll use this account for options and any amount that I'm not able to invest I will be withdrawing to a different account for non-option trading or perhaps company acquisitions, that seems fine.

>>54761068
How do I check futures?

>>54762073
you cant look into the futures unless you are a prophet

>>54762028

look here >>54761963
https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h41/20230427/

AMZN reduced it's book value per share over the last year.

>>54762100
Yea but how do I see what color they are for chart purposes

>>54761804
>There aren’t really any surprises left,
This is fucking stupid. There are always surprises left you retard. That's why they're surprises. No one expects black swan events.
The banking system is fragile rn. If you think Credit Suisse failing weeks ago and FRB failing this week (almost, but actually will fail next week) are just all nothingburgers then whatever, you're fucking dumb, idk how you dumbs even find /smg/

I believe in all of you, life is fair. If you do your job, you will get in return what you deserved. God bless all of you frens. This is where I started, my journey to a million, and I'm almost there. I love you.

>>54761983
Probably won't change a thing but only hint at change on next decision. Or do some yield curve shit max now. But rate hike very improbable, cause they are faggots too.

>>54762121
Again, that chart was made as a joke.

>>54762117
I'm wrong. They went up.
I'm really surprised. Good for them, I suppose. Shitty for everyone else who "gets" to work there.

I just want to be rich
I'm so tired of working bros

I'm in my 30s,.my best years are behind me and I barely have 6 figures to my name

It's fucking over for me isn't it

>>54762154
fuck you

>>54762170
Ok but I’m going to invest based on it so please tell me where to see futures

>>54762164
Most likely it'll be important for commodities and FX market.

See what Buffet's visit a couple weeks ago has done to the investing landscape of Japan

>>54762191
Use Google. I found an easy recipe options strategy by just searching up whatever came up to my mind. I read a few Reddit posts and voila. Everything made sense, then I tested it out on small amounts. It worked. So I went all in immediately after I was sure. I did add a few of my ideas to it in the meantime, but anyways, here I am. I've never worked. And I never will work. I won. I rule.

Why is there like 12 SMGs. Fuck you all. Also investors are overreacting to NET earnings. Just fyi

>>54762248
I'd assume Japan hiking rates would affect all stock markets.

>>54762274
God is the ultimate market manipulator. REMEMBER.
I pray every morning and evening. This is the way. Respect the Host who welcomes you.

>>54762274
One board for each original poster
It says it is 81 posters in this thread, but 68 of them are AI or pajeets.