/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54754031
ohno my lesbian pink haired sistahs!

>>54754031
just got fired.

idk what to do now.

>>54754046

Fired or laid off?

>>54754075
whats the dif
at will employee
just got told to fuck off with no reason

>>54754031
Oh no no kode-sisters! What's the next move from here?

no jew, it's oven

>>54754031
>chose to "learn to code"

so 'for those who learned to code?'

>>54754031
also this was always going to happen. don't be surprised if your robotic job gets replaced by a robot

>>54754031
they still made more in 6 months than your average wagie does in 3 years

>>54754377
Cope.

>>54754266
90 pct of jobs are some kind of procedure that could be automated.

>>54754046
Start your own project and sell it.

>>54754205
Collect unemployment from uncle sugar. Then apply for food stamps, apply for an Obama phone / free phone service, collect some food baskets at the food banks. Then start sucking cocks you faggot.

>>54754408
sleeve is sus

>>54754448
Fag

>>54754031
90% of devs are just copy pasting stackoverflow.

Now pajeets with chat GPT can do it better at a fraction of the cost.

Should have learned a trade.

>>54754494
And with fast food jobs going automated soon for a pretty sizable fraction of the jobs, where will all of these people go? Is it time for the great liquidation?

>>54754502
Low skilled job will be replaced by third world migrant for less than minimum wage.

High skilled job will be automated / done remotly for less.

I'm currently working as an engineer for a luxury good company in Europe, pretty safe and money is not an issue for the company so no delocation or layoffs planned.

>>54754502
We reduce the illusion of demand and scarcity. Simple.

They are already unneeded. We just ensure our society has provisions to provide its socialistic minimums and allow the imaginary money makers to make more money for themselves.

Plenty of space in Texas, everything we produce is in overproduction.

Either we live realistically within needs or we keep producing excess to satisfy imaginary growth targets.

Either way nothing changes.

>>54754517
>I'm currently working as an engineer
not for long, chud

>>54754517
Yeah, but what will we do with all of these useless people now? That’s an awful lot of useless mouths to feed, suckling on the governments tit.

>>54754527
That’s the answer I was looking for. Not >>54754517 sucking his own dick.

Codebros, McDonalds is hiring.
Compile Big Mac's for minimum wage

>>54754031
Coder here. Working remotely, more productive than ever, and being paid more than ever. Turns out if you fire all the incompetent DEI hires, there's more budget left for those of us actually putting in the work.

>>54754031
I'll still make money if I learn webdev, r-right anons?

>>54754527
>>54754540

UBI will never be a thing in capitalist society, you can dream tho.

>>54754031
So what's the new "learn to code"?

>>54754596
learn a trade?

>>54754596
The lesson here is if you jump into any "just do x bro" meme like that it's probably already too late.

>>54754686
>The lesson here is if you jump into any "just do x bro" meme like that it's probably already too late.

if you see a bandwagon it's too late to jump on it

>>54754596
'do what you love'

>>54754517
>working as an engineer
>Get replaced by one of the 1bil chink engineers that do your job for $3 per hours.

>>54754596
>So what's the new "learn to code"?

Learn to shovel.

>>54754729
>dish washers
>meat cutters/trimmers
what. That shit is more or less already automated lol

>>54754031
Developers now have Asian virgins on payroll since JavaScript and other languages can be coded on a fast and scalable quantum resistant blockchain.

>>54754729
Great idea, here are third world migrants that will do it for half the cost of minimum wage and with a smile on their face.

>>54754579
Much more a better feeling for Devs when their code is reused, bitches ain't gonna look down on devs anymore.

>>54754686

>>54754031
I'm good sucking cocks for money. Ain't that gonna fetch me enough?

>>54754729
Honestly i'd rather be poor

>>54754031
Should have learned a real life skill instead of playing on a computer.

>>54754533
Thats what the Ukraine war is for

>>54754031
exactly,
> those who chose to "learn to code"

The idiots who thought you could take a 3 month bootcamp and actually produce meaningful work at a billion dollar cooperation.

Our Fortune 100 is still hiring software engineers and are even having trouble finding COMPETENT ones. Not the retarded bootcampers , actual software writers

>>54754260
kneepads

>>54754494
Billions must learn
A trade haha

>>54756097
In order to become competent you need to be one of those retards who can't make shit first. So those who got in are lucky the rest are out. Coding is a meme, you're a retarded code monkey and will be replaced as well in the near future like entry level plebs are right now.
Hope you have more than one manchild skill.

>>54754517
You will be replaced by a cheaper engineer this decade

>>54754031
>building the brass bull for central banks
>being a terra cotta army sculptor
lol/lmao

>>54754517
A chink kid can do it better than you for $5

>>54754229
No regrets fag, the hybrid quantum resistant Blockchain is making life easier for devs, more developers will be onboarded from Web2 to Web3 as more langs will be added to the platform.

>>54754205
If you're fired you get to collect unemployment and might be entitled to severance or other contractual obligations. If they told you to fuck off and you listened, you forfeited all of that. That's the difference.

on the other hand, being fired is a black mark for someone without prior experience, that can't side step hiring and HR trannies with friends. In that case, saying you were laid off might be preferable if you can prove you're not a complete waste of carbon and oxygen.

>>54754384
You're the one coping. Tomorrow my two week $3900 post tax/deduction paycheck will be deposited lmao
You should have learned to code

>>54754031
Become a dev for a company that isn't in the tech industry. The better you learn their systems, the more valuable you are to them. I'm not saying things won't eventually be automated, even in my position, but I could easily see the gravy train lasting another decade. At which point, I am already a journeyman in a trade so I'll go back to that if necessary.

>>54754031
So is webdev worth it now or nah?
I mean how hard can it be?

>>54756523
yeah. why do burgers struggle with this shit. every big company needs developers. just go work at a bank or something instead of le big tech meme.

>>54754596
Funeral director for boomers dying

But really, trades, back to basics. A lot of those jobs are in ultra high demand and nobody is doing them (because nobody wants to) but the pay is starting to get higher and higher.

I think the average joe 'breaks' at $150k, that would be my threshold to perform some of those jobs. Once the payrate hits numbers like that you'd see zoomers lining up down the street to be plumbers and etc.

>>54756589
I reckon most of the people making these threads genuinely don't know shit about what a dev does. They just see the meme tiktok videos where a FAGMAN dev does nothing all day and assume it applies to every programmer out there. That or it's demoralization. Or they're jealous.

>>54754031
I fucking knew the coding “shortage” is a giant meme to bring women and thirdies in and lower everyone’s salaries
Code niggers are the only high paid professionals dumb enough to advocate for their own demise

>>54754031
what the next cool thing to 'learn'?

>>54754031
>It's over.
the end is the beginning, I just had an interview

>>54756893
Learn to become a tranny

>>54757173
something they already haven't mastered

>>54756719
>just ruin your body by 35 for some paper broooo
>pay all the paper back to doctors to "fix" your body
>it's not even close to how it used to be
A tale as old as time, enjoy your chronic back pain for 40 years in post opioid crisis so no bad painkillers for you :)

>>54754031
Turns out these people are worthless no matter what they decide to do.

>be tradie retard
>fuck up your spine from heavy lifting
>"Opiates are bad for you goy!"
>blow your brains out from 24/7 pain treated with fucking Tylenol
Ahahahahahaha tradie tradie mad and ragie

>>54756893
Making babies is the only way to make it in life. Babies literally are the new paradigm of life. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Make more more more more more white babies!!!!! Make over 9000 babies!!! Impregnate every white girl in your area :) Did you not hear that everyone is making babies now? Omg like making babies is brilliant! Let's make white babies forever. You didn’t think that we would stop making babies did (((you)))? Didn’t you hear? We'll have 10 billion white babies within the next 10 years!! Making babies is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on making babies. Cute white babies foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox hey guys do you like babies? Because I like LOVE babies! Omg I love babies so much! I love talking about making babies and how much of a genius Hitler was for his brilliant ideas about securing the existence of our race! I love how making babies is backed by nature too. Making babies is a new paradigm! I’ll make babies forever and everrrr ;) Ive been making babies this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into making babies and we are all making a lot of babies together. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so many babies, a lot of them are making babies now because of me. I can’t wait until I get my own Lebensborn so I can make even more babies but until then I'll just invite people to my house to make babies and I'll also make babies in my car. Making white babies is the best guaranteed way to secure the existence of our people.

>>54756097
>Our Fortune 100 is still hiring software engineers and are even having trouble finding COMPETENT ones. Not the retarded bootcampers , actual software writers
If your company can't find software engineers in this market there has to be something very wrong with how you recruit new people

LOL I hate women and I hate women "muh fullstack engi" the most. Fuck 'em all. Talking to you Hafsa Vahidi.

>>54754046
get hired

>>54756719
>you'd see zoomers lining up down the street to be plumbers and etc.
lmao
learn to prompt