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Mommy and daddy give you 200k. What do you do with it?

>> No.54744464

>>54744188
learn english

>> No.54745353

>>54744464
Why do you need 200k to learn English anon? That must be one a hell of a lot of retardation to compensate for.

>>54744188
Checked. DCA into ETH/BTC during the inevitable summer retrace coming soon and hold to 2025 selling half in spring and the other half in fall. This is the irrefutable, un-fuck up-able make-it plan. The only variable is how many millions you wind up with but who cares at that point.

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54745499

>>54744188
>half in LINK
>half in AVAX
>enjoy generational wealth

>> No.54745961

>>54744188
I'm buying T-bills at 5% or similar cash equivalent until real estate crashes, then i'm buying a property with good cap rate straight cash.

>> No.54745991

>>54744188
Keep in cash as a hedge against my crypto folio. If crypto crashes and we get 10k Btc and Eth to $800 then go all in

>> No.54745993

>>54744188
go to strip clubs and tip them $20 so I can touch

>> No.54746052

>>54745353
What this guy said, I'd consider using the $200k on a down-payment but everything I see for sale by me is overpriced trash.

>> No.54746068

>>54744188

Invest.

>> No.54746111

>>54744188

Leave Russia forever.

>> No.54746126

>>54746111

Can you be my neighbor?

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>>54745499
Kek, no, stop it

>> No.54746269

150k in stonks, 20k in ETH, 29k in BTC and 1k in random shitcoins

>> No.54746298
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54746298

>>54745499
WAGMI

>> No.54746438

>>54744188
Buy several acres, put a tiny home in the middle of it with septic and get the electricity hooked up to it from the local power company, fix my car up nice enough to go be a lazy asshole delivering pizzas so I can pay the bills and save some money to improve the place.

>> No.54746686

>>54745499
The ultimate portfolio.

>> No.54748394 [DELETED] 

>>54745499
>Picrel

>> No.54748416

>>54745961
You can't buy anything that isn't a niggerbox for 200k

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>>54745499
>Picrel

>> No.54748452

>>54746052
Fucking boomers. "I know what I own" "I won't ever give up any of my 10 properties to some selfish spoiled millennial child"....Fuck boomers for their insatiable greed, and fuck niggers for being degenerate retards that destroy neighborhoods, and fuck immigrants driving up rental prices

>> No.54748467

>>54744188
all in SPY

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54748983

50k of that on Marlin Protocol. That's the only crypto I'm buying. $50k down payment on a house, pay mortgage slowly (and paying way less compared to rentoids). The rest is savings because I honestly wouldn't know what to do with it. No I'm not falling for the uni meme specially not in this day and age.

>> No.54749007

>>54748983
100k on savings given the current banking status? rather buy a car, or start a small business that should be more than enough to open a small store.

>> No.54749010

>>54748983
>down payment on a house to pay less than average rent
this is the ultimate redpill today when it comes to the housing market. why wont more zoomies just save to do it is beyond me.

>> No.54749018

>>54749007
Never said I'd put it in a bank. I'd go for an ETF if that was the case, most likely.

>> No.54749032

>>54746052
Not like paying 3k a month for some garbage rat cage studio apartment is more appealing either.

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>>54749018

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My mommy is a lazy whore and my daddy left the moment he was told I was brewing inside my mommy's womb.

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>>54745499
I couldn't have said it better. Also, add a little BTC in there.

>> No.54749774

>>54744188
Smoking weed and gamble on casino. That's what I did.

>> No.54749788

>>54749048
Tell me you're a nigger, without telling me you're a nigger.

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>>54745499
Put ETH BNB AND BTC too and we're good anon

>> No.54749916

>>54749788
>
>>54749774
pottery

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>>54744188
Why do you ask this every day?

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>>54744188
Try Hamachi Finance for a few months, it is serving me as a huge passive income, if I wait a bit in a few months I will buy a fridge, I won't need a cooler for my food anymore