/biz/ - Business & Finance

New 8K's

https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/node/17266/html
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/static-files/837be5f3-12c2-43c6-a845-61debbd8ce37
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/node/16946/html
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/static-files/7ce53e90-12cf-4b05-a91d-bc59cb4b5073
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/static-files/9bb45640-ea11-43fa-86c4-d1bf65a9d06b
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/sec-filings/sec-filing/8-k/0000886158-23-000028
>Carol Flaton - Director of the Board - Carl Ichans appointee in Xerox take over

Latest hires
>Holly Etlin - Chief Restructuring Officer
https://www.alixpartners.com/our-professionals/hetlin/
>David Kastin - M&A Specialist board member & CLO
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/bed-bath-beyond-has-new-legal-head-as-it-seeks-sales-revival
>Shawn Hummell New Snr VP
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/shawnhummell_im-honored-to-share-that-im-starting-a-activity-7018935227410522112-kmVv/?originalSubdomain=gb

>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

As always:
>DO NOT FEED THE SHILLS
>Create memes
>Sneed hedgies

Previously on /BBBY/
>>54744194

i habeeb that it's joever

So on Friday when nothing happens what will you baggots say?

LIVIN ON A PRAYER

>>54747654
Checked descending quads, and in the event Newell doesn't announce an acquisition on Friday I'm inclined to believe you.

kek dumbfuck keith looking ass mike cripple skeet shoot bong bbby baggies

WAGMI

https://streamable.com/bzilp4

If nothing happens on Friday then it's over and anon gets hexed.

for the love of god just do the fucking earnings call you shitty faggot board

>>54747666
You're fucking around and about to find out, shorty.

LMAOOOO

>>54747666
Well, Satan, I'd probably be pretty pissed off but at least I'd be able to look forward to the entire board of the company living in a court room for the next decade and that'd be worth the fiteen hundo I put into this near and at the literal bottom.

I'M HUFFING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW

The problem here is that you just do not understand how BK works. We will use Hertz as an. example as it was one of the very few occasions when the original stockholders got SOMETHING, although very little.

First, when a company declares BK the stock is DELISTED FROM ALL EXCHANGES. The exchanges don't trade BK stock. Shorts are excused from closing the transaction, as the stock is by definition worthless. THERE IS NO SQUEEZE BECAUSE THE SHORT SELLERS DON'T HAVE TO RETURN WORTHLESS STOCK. Sooner or later, the broker will release all funds to the short seller.

Then, the stock ticker symbol is changed. Hertz was changed from HTZ to HTZGQ. Now all old stockholders own shares in HTZGQ. THEN A NEW COMPANY IS FORMED. With Hertz, it was HTZ. All the old stockholders own NO SHARES OF HTZ. HTZGQ (old HTZ) will never again trade on an exchange although it can trade on pink sheets (that's what the "Q" means). HTZ can be (and was) listed with an exchange and traded.

Then, HTZGQ does a Section 363 bankruptcy sale of the assets to HTZ. This transfers the assets free of any liens to HTZ. HTZ pays for these assets by selling stock. The money generated in HTZGQ from selling stock in HTZ is distributed to the creditors of HTZGQ. Remember, that HTZGQ was once HTZ and was the original Hertz. (New) HTZ then discovers that it owns thousands of slightly used cars in the hottest used car market ever and the price then soars. This doesn't affect the original stockholders in Hertz because HTZGQ sold those cars to HTZ for 10 cents on the dollar. HTZ soars but the original stockholders own HTZGQ not HTZ. HTZGQ of course is worth pennies.

As a matter of fact, the holders of HTZGQ got $1.46 plus 1/20 share of HTZ for every share of HTZGQ for the best BK result of the century.

Get fucked.

>>54747710
the cohencult is the worst part of this

>>54747721
didnt read

Tbh wasn't gonna buy more. Seems dead in the water. But all the people aggressively telling people to sell is having a Streisand effect and makes me wanna buy more DGSHT.

>>54747053
>>54747080
>>54747125
>>54747669

I'm still curious about what I posted in the last thread. Not trying to shit up the thread, just legitimately want to know if this is a deeper pattern of some giant whale slurping at the bell now more than once and a strange price appearing as we seemingly stretch towards delisting. If this is the same person they would've lost like $400k already just between their first and 2nd buys.

>>54747710
>the little guy needs a hero are you that guy
my fucking sides

>Dogshit (Ticker: DGSHT) is worth more than BBBY.

>>54747705
>it went from $30 to 0.11
>you're in trouble now SHORTY
You do understand that you make money when you short a company and it goes down, correct?
>>54747716
spoiler: nothing is going to happen to them. They're going to get massive severance packages that you paid for and new jobs on another board somewhere.

Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.

>>54747752
I gave you the answer but you ignored it because it didnt fit your biases. Typical baggot behaviour and exactly why you have lost your entire investment. You stupid fucking mong

>>54747755
>>the little guy needs a hero are you that guy
To be fair he's like 5'6 so he can be a hero for all the little guys out there

>They were speculators once. Great Apes.

>Now they are baggies.

>>54747752
Nothing about this fake and gay market makes any sense because it is all smoke and mirrors. Retail has no impact on the real stock market.

Here's what's going to happen you fucking kikes

M&A announcement on Sunday
$10 pre-market on Monday

>>54747786
somebody post the chadshill icahnxcohen height meme NOW

>>54747804
NGL with 10 dollars I'd turn 30 dollars worth of calls into 28000 dollars and there will still be reddit baggots selling at a huge loss so I'll be happy.

Newell

>>54747804
it's trading at .12c. Why would anyone offer $10 per share

>>54747850
Future revenue plus multiplier

>>54747866
>source:

>>54747866
this is why you people lose so much fucking money, holy shit

>>54747850
>he doesn't know
>oh no no no no no

KEK UPON MY BAGS, YE SHILLS, AND DESPAIR!

>>54747841
Huell

>*knock knock*
Hello, I'm your new neighbour and I need to tell you something
As part of my recent plea bargain I am required by the California Supreme Court and the United States Attorney for Southern California to declare to you that I am on the state and federal Dip Slurpers registry for a number of violent apes I committed last week against cute little BBBY dips.
I have wandering diamondhands... so if you have any cheapies please keep them away from me, preferably in your home and in a location where I cannot see them from my window.
I am a troubled man, when I see a sexy dip in red I can't control myself. I just have to slurp them up.
My parole officer deems me to be a high risk to cheapies, I am a dangerous apeist, and I am VERY LIKELY to reoffend.

>>54747773
I'm not talking just the spread being really high. My questions are around why a gargantuan order keeps appearing at the bell for seemingly the same cash amount(possible, I don't have access to L2 order books), for a dying/delisting stock? You haven't answered this at all and outed yourself as a shill. Enjoy your last (You).

>>54747792
>Retail has no impact
Could this be why this slurper is slurping millions of shares at the bell? What could they know?

https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/static/Return-Policy

Is this the $30 waiting room?

WAGMI

>>54747804
>>54747975
>t. faggots that steal my reaction images
you will never be chadshill

>>54748008
Your just a faggot larper KYS

>>54747666
Merger Monday back on the menu.

>>54748008
u mad?

Genuinely do not get people dickriding a stock that so consistently loses money.

Fuck me, at least GameStop has ups and downs. BBBY has more downs than my town's special needs school.

>>54748090
>BBBY has more downs than my town's special needs school.
Coincidentally a lot of those special kids are bbby shareholders

>>54748008
>chadshill
pffft

>>54747694
how can one learn about hexing anons?

https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/sec-filings/sec-filing/nt-10-k/0001193125-23-118718

10k gonna be late,

>10k filing states that earnings release will be delayed due to ch11
kek they are waiting for newells earnings, wagmi so fucking hard

>>54748225
Find out on Friday after the market closes

those who know, know

>>54748240
If this is all just a tease I swear to Jesus

>>54748226
I love how the pressure keeps building.

>>54748226
SUE STOP JILLING OFF BEHIND THE TOWEL RACKS AND GET TO WORK YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 3RD TO SELL THIS COMPANY OR YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON

Keith doesn't get off so lightly, there is no escape from your doom, his hour of seethe comes.

>>54748257
it is, fren, if it wasnt there, wouldnt be a curry squad in here

hello, dumb fucks

how are you today?

https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1400822150777368578

Posting this again for my bbbybros...10k delayed for a reason. It has been foretold

kek baggies

>>54748375
>everyone shitting on my stock must be indian
>who suspiciously sound like a fat mystery meat american

>The hopium makes sense
>The shills just get angry

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH WHERE ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF AND THERE MIGHT BE AN END TO THE HORROR

>>54748430
call him by his real name. You might even want to reference his CPSA number to really get his attention.

>>54748381
Ask yourself...what's the name of the movie and what the name of the main character...

>>54748449
kek mike le kites

>>54748381
>10k delayed for a reason. It has been foretold
yeah and that reason is the bankruptcy proceedings, which is clearly stated in their filing.
>The Bankruptcy Filing came at a time during which year-end close procedures would normally be conducted. As a result of the increased burdens placed on the Company’s financial, accounting and administrative staff, the diversion of the Company’s financial resources toward the efforts described above, and the subsequent changes in the Company’s operations and anticipated operations, the Company has been unable to timely complete the preparation of its Annual Report on Form 10-K. The Company continues to conduct its work for the year-end close and anticipates reporting losses including losses resulting from impairment of right-of-use assets, leasehold improvements, property and equipment.

>>54748454
how did he know?

>>54748468
To be completely honest with you family, I have read more BBBY filings than I have read GME filings (exactly zero), and I have a few thousand GME

>>54748381
i dont get it

Kek hedgies, im going unironically all in tomorrow with my remaining 5K. Fuck it, im going to be a multi-millionaire

Prediction : Carl Icon will buy BBBY and turn Sue over to the SEC via citizens arrest and she will be sent to Gitmo for being a financial terrorist

excuse me i asked how you dumb fucks are doing and you ignored me

>>54748549
You are a better investor than anyone who bought BBBY today, because you'll get more shares for your 5,000.

>>54748560
>Icon

investing should require an IQ test, holy shit

I can catch this knife

>>54748549
high t move.

>>54748602
Its literally pronounced that way

>>54748573
The difference is tiny anyways when the price target is 50$ wagmi. I would have bought again much earlier but i had to get the PS VR2,games etc. Guess it worked out better anyways, thanks hedgies.

this was a brutal revenge for what you have done to rich people with GME, they fucked with you hard with no consequences whatsoever holy fucking shit

>>54748645
>when the price target is 50$

Why do BBBaggies act like holding or buying these worthless shares is a valiant act of protest or a way to get back at the shills, as if pissing away their own money harms anyone but themselves? Do they speak like this to people they actually know in person?

>>54748522
It's all connected, my friend. Secret agent man told us too.

>>54748645
Leave it to the BBBaggY to not understand math. Of $50 is the price target, a one cent lower cost basis would increase your ROI from 41566% to 45354%.

>>54748449
good idea
MICHAEL "KEITH" KITE, NIGGER OF KENT, BUYER OF SCAMS, SHILL OF SHITCOINS, SHOW YOURSELF AND FACE YOUR DESTINY. YOU CANNOT HIDE, YOU WILL BE KEKKED

should I transfer out of RH since they may not let me sell anything after Nasdaq delist ???

>>54748732
Intereating shill. So what would my cost basis be for 42069% cause thats what im going for now

>>54747631
If you people actually read the DD then you wouldn't be panicking.

The bankruptcy and getting delisted was all a part of the DD. This is the time where you should double down and buy more.

And don't forget to DRS all of your shares

>>54748744
checked and based

>>54748744
>BBBY TO THE MOO-ACK

>>54748787
We were always at war with Eastasia kek

>>54748717
Did Secret Agent Man ever post again?

>>54747631
this general started in august during the pump and dump. nothing is legit here ITT and piggybacked off of GME. good luck on your next trade.

>>54748644
Gud poynt frend.

>>54748744
AMEN BROTHER!

Blessed digits
>>54748449
I can not believe I missed this story arc, can anyone tell me what his reaction was like or the thread?

>>54749028
He fucked off shortly thereafter and jannies started banning people for doxing for posting his personal info.
>>54748952
Thanks, I'm buying more tomorrow btw

Kek baggies

>>54749028
Retard literally doxxed himself, not once, not twice, but three fucking times in the same thread, so much that people were asking him to learn how to change filenames. After a while he started screeching for jannies whenever people called him by his name because muh doxxing. Honestly quite pathetic

>>54748928
Yes.

He posted his credentials and that was it. 3 + 3 would be Friday. And fusion level is a combination of two or more things.

>>54749179
Crikey. I found his name from his etsy page a few years back but kept it to myself.

I had a dream and in that dream we were at 64 and holding strong and next time I checked it was at 83 and I was happy. A dream but I liked it none the less, make it real please

>>54749314
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

I realized my broker doesn't allow OTC stocks on my account, so I'll have to doubledown on ibkr tomorrow just in case, thank you retarded shill crying about otc on the last thread couldn't do it without you lol

>>54749215
Could also be 33..Days? Masonic prediction or something?

>>54749077
>>54749179
Wait, he called for aid from the jannies he claimed were compromised against him?

He should have owned his shit, to be expected though. Would not be surprised if someone didn’t drop him in to HMRC.

alright ending my shift late, have a final kek baggies for the day bbbaggys.

>>54749215
Wouldn't 3+3 be tomorrow? He posted on the 21st.

Is a share of the company the cheapest thing you can buy at Bed Bath and Beyond?

Or do they sell single Tootsie Rolls or something?

>>54749545
You can't actually buy the stock in-store, you have to go through a brokerage.

>>54747749
and that's why you're broke.

>>54749560
then what is the beyond section for?

>>54749077
it gets delisted may 3rd you fucking moron. but sure, buy more.

>>54749633
Thanks, still buying more tho

>>54749653
good

What’s the bbby suicide stack? Might buy tomorrow

>>54747631
Important reminder: Those are the people you take advice from when browsing/biz/

>>54749687
probably like 1,000. but at these prices you'd be retarded not to have 10k

>>54747769
How much money do you need to make, to attract a beautiful asian woman like this?

>>54749687
just buy calls into may, reduce how much you could lose while maximizing how many shares you can own and if the stock gets delisted you can still exercise

CTB is below 13 percent now, once again no one is shorting this and MM's feel safe in lending out shares when delisting is less than a week away.

>>54749703
I have 9001. And I'm keeping it that way.

>newell gigaflatlined
bros, i think it's really going to happen

>>54749215
>10ABC123{GS}210001

>>54749769
and that is why no one will remember your name.

>>54749775
Agent ABC 123 eh? The most super secretist!

Love to see you schizos
This is worse than qtards

>>54749803
Yeah, I don't follow these threads or give a shit about BBBY but was curious what the barcode said as I lurked; I figure at least one of you nerds already looked it up, but if not: it doesn't exactly sound legit to me, kek

Remeber AST is down since few days ? Seems they are not longer BBBY transfer agent
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/1302ve3/probably_nothing/

newellbros...

>>54749785
Yeah, you're right. I should buy more. I'm gonna be so fucking rich.

>>54749891
is this really the final cope or is some nigger on reddit cookin up a new one for post-delisting as we speak

>>54749771
there hasn't been a single share traded since 4:29

>>54749854
I pulled it out as well and had a laugh at the abc123.

What if something is made, among only the young, like Icahns son, RC etc, like Teddy or Gmerica. And this includes BBBY or BBB. And that, as hedgies have nuked BBBY to shit, holders of BBBY instead get one share (or some ratio of new shares per bbby) in the new company?

Stocks in the new company is quite conventionally given as compensation for holders in original companies, this is not weird assumption.

That way; the new company issues, for example, 800m shares, of say $0.5 each or whatever. The new company, say for example its called TEDDY or GMERICA, wants to give one share each (or w/e ratio) to holders of BBBY, as compensation for being merged into TEDDY or GMERICA. DTCC will be provided these shares, and are responsible for making sure that each holder of BBBY are given one share (or w/e ratio) of new company.

If there are more BBBY shares out there, than TEDDY/GMERICA provides for DTCC, then DTCC or whoever is responsible, would have to go out and buy shares in the new company to give instead. Hence, the squeeze is technically on the stock of the new company, as the fucked up situation from for example BBBY is carried over per this proxy to the new one.

I dont care for the exact details, but point being, if there is an M&A as per TEDDY/GMERICA trope, shares in new company can very well be given as compensation to holders of current companies, and this dynamic can be exploited if one or more of the companies involved in the M&A has situation of fucked up IOUs/overshorting, etc. Like if Newell joins this shit, or GME, BBBY, BBB, Blockbuster, or wtf i know, all join into this shit of GMERICA, they can all benefit from DTCC having to go out and buy the shit out of GMERICA to get the shares. You get me?

Im not proposing this as "here is why you should buy BBBY". Im not looking for evaluations of how likely this is. But im saying this is technically possible. WOuldnt it be?

>>54750065
please just kill yourself

>>54749687
>What’s the bbby suicide stack?
Your life.

>>54747631
>>54749935
>BBBY
I thought you guys were bankrupt
https://www.npr.org/2023/04/23/1147402660/bed-bath-beyond-bankruptcy?
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/23/bed-bath-beyond-files-for-bankruptcy-protection.html

>>54750137
>he doesn't know

>>54750184
>I don't know

>>54748008
Do you know how old that reaction image is? It's like 1.5 decades old mate shut the fuck up.

>>54747631
im new with stocks and such ive bought a bit and considering buying more but whats the point of buying if its getting delisted? is there a chance of it being relisted ?

>>54749712
just be white

>>54750251
I am telling you this because I don’t want to see another retard lose their life savings- this stock is a falling knife. There is no recovery. Even if the company comes back, the shareholders from before the delisting do not get any new stock after the relisting. BBBY will delist and become BBBYQ. Let’s pretend the company which hasn’t been profitable in 5 years somehow turns it around. They will issue a new stock, probably BBB or some slight variation- but the people holding BBBYQ will get NOTHING. You have absolutely nothing to gain here.

>>54750300
post the pasta you dumb shit
The problem here is that you just do not understand how BK works. We will use Hertz as an. example as it was one of the very few occasions when the original stockholders got SOMETHING, although very little.

First, when a company declares BK the stock is DELISTED FROM ALL EXCHANGES. The exchanges don't trade BK stock. Shorts are excused from closing the transaction, as the stock is by definition worthless. THERE IS NO SQUEEZE BECAUSE THE SHORT SELLERS DON'T HAVE TO RETURN WORTHLESS STOCK. Sooner or later, the broker will release all funds to the short seller.

Then, the stock ticker symbol is changed. Hertz was changed from HTZ to HTZGQ. Now all old stockholders own shares in HTZGQ. THEN A NEW COMPANY IS FORMED. With Hertz, it was HTZ. All the old stockholders own NO SHARES OF HTZ. HTZGQ (old HTZ) will never again trade on an exchange although it can trade on pink sheets (that's what the "Q" means). HTZ can be (and was) listed with an exchange and traded.

Then, HTZGQ does a Section 363 bankruptcy sale of the assets to HTZ. This transfers the assets free of any liens to HTZ. HTZ pays for these assets by selling stock. The money generated in HTZGQ from selling stock in HTZ is distributed to the creditors of HTZGQ. Remember, that HTZGQ was once HTZ and was the original Hertz. (New) HTZ then discovers that it owns thousands of slightly used cars in the hottest used car market ever and the price then soars. This doesn't affect the original stockholders in Hertz because HTZGQ sold those cars to HTZ for 10 cents on the dollar. HTZ soars but the original stockholders own HTZGQ not HTZ. HTZGQ of course is worth pennies.

As a matter of fact, the holders of HTZGQ got $1.46 plus 1/20 share of HTZ for every share of HTZGQ for the best BK result of the century.

if you divide NWL's price by 100 you get BBBY's price, have they been shadow merged?

>>54750314
That’s what I said tho

>>54750254
Doesn't help, there are no sexy asian babushkas in my area

>>54750324
Yes. All shadowshills should have received new shadowmail via the dark web this morning advising them of this.

M&A on Friday.

>>54750326
You have to lay it out.

>>54750340
>M&A
*Shadowmerger and Shadowacquisition

>>54750356
ALL SIGNS POINT TO THIS FRIDAY. GET READY FAGGOTS. 2 PM

>>54750372
Newell earnings is premarket on Friday

>>54750356
>shadowaquisiton
>shaquisition
Mystery buyer Shaquille O’Neal? I know BBBY has sold Icy Hot before… spin off buy buy baby into baby health products?

>>54750377
>NEWELL EARNING CALL on 28th
>GAMESTOP NFT on 28TH
>28 SURVIVORS ON FIRST BOAT FROM TITANIC

>-95% YTD
>it has a general
literally what went wrong in your life to still be holding this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/1304219/anyone_saw_this_what_could_rc_be_referring_to/

Shillies you gotta stop glowing so bright

BBBY 10K IS LATE BECAUSE ITS M&A AND IT WILL POSTERD ON FRIDAY WITH NEWELL

>>54750405
I'm huffing melted tinfoil fumes

GUYS DONT BE FOOLED. BED BATH AND BEYOND (TICKER BBBY) IS NOT GOING BANKRUPT.

THE STORES ARE CLOSING TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE GMERICA MERCHANDISE THAT IS ABOUT TO BE LOADED INTO THE STORES.

I’VE BEEN TO THE FULFILMENT CENTERS AND HAVE SEEN THE WORKERS WITH MY OWN EYES. THEY LOVE ME EVERYTIME I SEE THEM. I AM BULLISH ON BED BATH AND BEYOND (TICKER BBBY).

RYAN COHEN, MY BROTHER! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING ME AND YOUR FOLLOWERS RICH. YOU ARE A FIGHTER AND NOT A QUITTER. I KNOW THAT IN THE END, YOU WILL MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE. TEDDY ROSEVELT WILL CONQUER THE AMAZON!

BUY BED BATH AND BEYOND STOCK (TICKER BBBY), DO NOT BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA OR THAT BLOODY BASTARD JIM CRAMER.

BUY BED BATH AND BEYOND (TICKER BBBY), AND YOU WILL BECOME RICH. BIG THINGS ARE COMING TOMORROW GUYS. BIG THINGS!

this cope is pathetic and weak

i need some strong cope, for fucks sake

>>54750427
11 cents

>>54750522
I'm gonna slurp that delectable little dipperino so fuckin hard tomorrow, you have no idea.

>>54750831
Slurp these nutz, baggie

>>54750862
They're not bad honestly

>>54750372
>lGSNuDsO) 04/26/23(Wed)17:12:17 No.54750440▶
I was born ready.
WAGMI

>>54750912
>bot larping

The suspense is intense

The silliest outcome would be a last minute execution of an acquisition deal planned months in advance.

Do we live in a universe where the silliest things happen?

>>54749532
dont be rational anon

>>54751118
Even sillier would be a bunch of brain dead scam victims from Reddit lose all their money but kept deluding themselves that they’ll someday be billionaires.

>>54751126
is this fear I'm sensing or fomo

>>54751146
Fear. Unbridled fear. You better capitalize on it and buy more.

>>54749532
>>54751123
Depends on if you're looking at it as calendar or trading days; if calendar then yeah it'd be tomorrow, if trading it'd be next Monday. If it's really advanced schizo hopium it'd be referring to T+6 which would be either the 28th or the 2nd depending on if it's calendar or trading days. Me personally I'm thinking it's the advanced schizo hopium and that it either gets announced on the 28th if it's Newell acquiring BBBY in whole or part or the 1st on Merger Monday if either Newell doesn't state who they're acquiring in their earnings or it's with another company. Either way if this shit goes to OTC then it's more than likely dead so something has to happen by the 2nd at the absolute latest barring some unforeseen event preventing delisting. I'm holding an assload of shares for very cheap so I'll just be kinda pissed if it ends up dying, but I'm keeping the threads going because everyone that bought in when it was way more expensive is probably getting close to needing therapy and meds and thus aren't going to be fit to bake.

>>54751118
>Do we live in a universe where the silliest things happen?
Yes.

>>54751200
we actually do

>>54751173
This would be also the 2nd silliest meme to come into light, past that anon that gets hexed if their prophecy fails.

>>54751118
>Do we live in a universe where the silliest things happen?
Yes, that's why GME will moona on pre-market of May 3, 2023.

Do I buy 35k more shares tomorrow or what? Is 45k shares enough?

>>54751363
you need to have at least 100,000 shares. If you buy at current prices and it reaches parity with DGSHT (15c) you're looking at a nice profit.

>>54751363
>45,000 shares
how does 45 cents sound? for the lot of course

>>54751363
Fuck yeah. That’s a MASSIVE stack my man. Suicide stack is 10K they said. Shills are quiet. It will run tomorrow.

Which stock should I buy next if we go to 0? GME?

DUMB FUCKING BAGGOTS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK FUCKING KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK. ELEVEN CENTS. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.
There are retards ITT that paid over eleven DOLLARS per share!! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Dumb asses

>>54750331
just be white then go to asia

>a literal 500g bag of DOGSHIT is, AT ITS LOWEST, more than TWICE the value of BBBY
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>54751474
>bbby: down to ATL of .11 cents
>dgsht: up to ATH of $1.40
well, well, well baggies....I'd say I told you so but there's no need to belabor the point. The real triple secret super RC play was DGSHT and DGSHTchads are all going to make it. You still have a chance to join the winning side. It's not too late.

>>54751474
fuck, and you can squeeze it as much as you like, too..
How much does it cost to convert a kilogram of dogshit into biogas?

>>54751474
inflation is a bitch

DGSHT DD

https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20160622-there-are-people-making-millions-from-your-pets-poo

>>54751541
You can use a beer fermentation tank
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/30L-40L-50L-60L-70L-80L_1600755935450.html?s=p
/ck/ may know cheaper alternatives, just don't tell them you'll be brewing DGSHT

>>54751534
There's one other thing BBBY has in common with dogshit: neither of them can be cellarboxed.

>BBBY Market Cap: 47.949 Million
>DGSHT Market Cap: 99 Million
JUST
U
S
T

>>54751666
checked and we are all going to wagmi

>>54747666
Seems like you should be asking about the 3rd since that should essentially be "Baggiegeddon" unless 54D chess is real somehow. I love an underdog story so even though I don't have anything at stake here, I'd still like to see these morons do well.

>>54747741
Yea, I'm sure that's totally a real person behind that post. Good think anon protected him by blocking out his name...

>>54751837
"Baggiegeddon" would be no news of a merger or acquisition on or by the 2nd, trading will be suspended on market open of the 3rd and delisting would be imminent after that unless a serious deal gets done behind closed doors and before it actually gets moved to OTC only. If nothing happens by then then it's basically over and the fat lady would be starting her song, barring some insane shit like a deal getting done the same week at the longest it'd be joever for good once trading resumed with it on OTC as all existing short positions would just never have to be closed. The current hopium for this Friday is Newell coming out with their earnings in premarket and declaring they'd acquired all or part of the company, which would cause a squeeze and get the share price back over the dollar threshold meaning delisting would no longer be necessary.

>>54751474
Last thread dogshit was being valued at $0.15. Now it's a minimum of $0.30, with an upside of up to $1.40. Feels good to be vindicated, looks like the price of dogshit is skyrocketing already. On an unrelated note, how's BBBY doing?

>>54751901
Last thread's DGSHT DD was based on pure energy prices, like how much a kilowatt hour is. The newest DGSHT DD considers the price of methane produced by DGSHIT.
Source: I made that DD.

>>54751885
Well the bank mess the other weekend showed that things can move fast if enough asses are in the fire, so I guess we'll see but I just don't see this playing out in their favor. The rush to please creditors via diluting that "tiny float that will be locked in no time" (yes i remember the dumb shill talking points when this shit was being shilled last year) leads me to believe this is over and they all got fucked hard.

>>54751934
We'll see, I got in very late for not much money on a pure gambling-based thesis not unlike blowing a paycheck on 20$ scratchers at the gas station when you have child support due so I certainly won't rope if it truly dies but would be a bit miffed. Given how balls-deep we are into clownworld I could honestly see it going either way with a slight edge to it actually making money, as that seems like it would be funnier for more people than it going to nothing. With that said the finance industry as a whole and anyone operating in business would happily watch a bunch of people jump off a building if fucking them over made a buck fifty, so it's truly a coinflip at this point.

Everyone in this thread needs to explain themselves as to why they decided to accumulate BBBY instead of bitcoin.

>>54752170
Because it's funny and it makes other people mad.

>>54747710
Yes I'm sure this jew will do the right thing and not screw everyone over

>>54752216
>mad
Everyone's laughing at you.

I should have sold as soon as I found out the board was 50% women

>>54747975
It's the "Only $30 left in my checking account" waiting room

>>54752170
The shorts put themselves in a precarious position that can very likely burn them. A lot of apes are willing to hold long positions at unprecedented numbers after it delists from the NASDAQ and that's an opportunity to be a part of something completely new and never seen before.

>>54752232
And?

>>54752241
>trusts a jew from the beginning
>is worried about the board being 50% women
>isn't worried about himself being 100% nigger
do baggies REEEEEEALLY?

>>54749719
Interesting idea. What's the downside of this?

>>54752170
>bitcoin
Look man I may be a degenerate gambler but I'm not retarded

>>54752288
after the stock delists you can't sell the calls you can only exercise.

>>54747792
Market makes lots of sense if you have knowledge and experience. Reddit echo chamber counts as none of these btw.
Play reddit games, win reddit prizes. Just don't blame market for your stupidity.

>>54748645
>Can buy twice as many shares when price drops by 50%
>Would make twice as much money if it goes to $50
>"The difference is tiny"
Holy fuck BBBY investors are special kind of retarded

>>54751901
It's inversing DGSHT. Could Dogshit possibly acquire them? 1 DGSHT for 4 BBBY?

>>54752426
This disingenuous argument always makes me seethe. The stock market is a casino but not for the little people. Fuck outta here goddamn nigger.

>>54749545
It's not cheap. You are paying money for a broken product. Also as it turns out other people (bond holders) are the ones who actually own it despite you paying for it

>>54752170
I saw an opportunity for a possible short squeeze. “High risk, high reward” and all that. I took the gamble and lost. That’s how it works. If you think stocks (now I’m talking as a normal person, no algorithm, no millions or even billions, no insider information) is anything other than gambling you’re a fucking moron.

>>54752523
You're right. You lost because the game is rigged. Not because you bought stock in a dying brick and mortar boomer company for the lolz instead of digital internet money that has spent the last 14 years going up, despite spending your entire life on the internet. It was very, very important to own the hedgies instead of buying something valuable and making money. You didn't fall into a cult and you're definitely not stupid.

>>54752573
DGSHT has a better potential to squeeze than BBBY

>>54752523
Plenty of companies on stock market that provide stable returns with little risk since they themselves have risk averse management. But then you can expect single digit ROI only. Instead, due to your greed, you chased after a pipedream cooked by some reddit schizos.
Contrary to what you are saying, you, the little guy, are using stock market as a casino.

>>54752593
>that has spent the last 14 years going up
Define “going up” because to me it seems like there’s maybe 2 or 3 tops that are stable investments, with the rest being DOA, or straight up scams, with ALL of them being ponzi schemes, and even then they’ve hit their ATH a while ago during the big crypto hype and will never reach those price points again. Too many people bought near or at the top, whales sold, and the average joe got burned. Crypto is gambling all the same.

i lost $8000 on FRC and $5000 on BBBY. when does it end bros?

>>54752593
This play has nothing to do with what I am.syaing. This play was no better than going to the slots. Fuck off. I'm sick of you.

>>54752691
It ends when you hit $0. You are a retarded nigger from reddit who "apes" into retarded positiona hoping for multiple squeezes. If you ever did experience a squeeze you are so fucking dumb and niggary you would then "hodl" hoping for an additional 2x

>>54752725
It's not stock market fault that you gambled. Plenty of people here warned others about problems. Hell, even BBBY itself warned investors about risks and dilution. The fact you lost money is mostly due to your incompetence and not an inherent flaw of stock market.
And the fact that you are pushing blame on others, instead of taking a look in the mirror, means you will never learn, making further losses inevitable.

>>54752691
Literally no one on /biz/ would even tell you to buy such a shit stock. FRC is a KIKE ran bank, KIKES will never ever ever save the goyims shekels.

Brooooo!!! Are you fucking retarded? You honestly deserve a much larger loss, FRC is going to pennies by EOY....dude...sell now and throw it into BBBY and hope to make it back, because FRC is going to $0, buddy.

>>54752725
Just filter 'em, overnight threads on this board get polluted by scum regardless what thread it is. Same with most of the /pol/ posting and degeneracy/demoralization threads happening overnight. Hoes mad. Any form of investing is just slower gambling no matter how "risk-averse" an investment vehicle might be. Maybe this shit goes to a hundred bucks or higher, maybe it goes to fucking nothing, but it's the cheapest table in the house and the house will always win more often than you do. Play if you want, don't if you don't or can't or really fuckin' shouldn't, and fuck assmad commies straight to death and the lowest pits of hell where they belong.

>>54752827
So the current cope is that it's just a gamble? Are we going to pretend now that all the schizo theories about mergers and acquisitions never happened? That 3000 words DD posts from reddit were not linked here?
The fact is, you believed in actual shills propaganda. Shills who told you to buy BBBY. You believing it can go to $100 shows how little you understand in the end.
At least in real casino you have a chance to win something anyway. With this stock you basically lit your money on fire and called people who handed you extinguisher "shills".

>>54752762
I didn't say it was the stock markets fault gambled faggot.

>>54752880
My cost basis is 19 cents at this point so yeah it's a gamble for me, anyone else has their own perogative. I'm here for Porsches or poor houses because I know this is all a casino same as anything, maybe the schizos are right and maybe they aren't but I'm here for action and hopefully a good time.
>handing you a fire extinguisher
Yeah and I told 'em to shove the nozzle up their ass and pull the trigger, do a flip ESL faggot.

>>54752944
>maybe they’re right
there was and is no way they’re right you fucking retard, that’s the point people are trying to make to you.
>hmmmmm the dirty homeless man on the corner said the moon is made of cheese. better by cracker stock, he could always be right you know.

>>54752994
Kek youre clever

single digits tomorrow

>>54752994
>moon
Say no more. Putting in a market order for mondelez now.

>>54748620
high chromosome move

Christ is still King

>>54753093
Today you death

>>54753093
Yes, we will pump to 7 dollars a share

>>54753379
Looks like you bbby baggies are having a religious experience.

Christ is King
BBBY is worthless
Baggies are kek'd

Good morning sers
Kek
BBBAGGIE bitches

NWL still flat, but its going to be 100x what BBBY is trading @ because of the shadow merger

those boomer tier wallstreetbets retards, who just got rugged on FRC by the way, saw the BBBY delisting notice headlines and started keking our bags here and on reddit saying it's over etc, but the delisting notice was already expected since they filed chapter 11 on sunday. if you're still holding you were probably aware of this and hoping for M&A so there's not much to it but to keep holding and buying more. we know for a fact that there are potential buyers and there are stars like holly etlin and david kastin involved, we just don't know exactly how much the highest bidder will pay. the hedgie shills are desperate for you to sell because they're absolutely fucked if there's any remaining equity value so that they'll get squeezed when they have to close their shorts.

they're still doubling down on their shorts with the official short interest being 103,770,796 as of the 04/14/2023 settlement date up from 81,541,190 on 03/31/2023
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/bbby/short-interest

yesterday was national kids and pets day and this regard predicted the ryan cohen tweet
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/12zdgs7/comment/jhropa3/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

children and animals must be protected at all costs...

some of you see this as a small gamble and you'll be fine. some of you are all in or have a large position in BBBY. i'm all in. IF we get fucked, at least we'll probably see some minecrafting lulz and potentially some legal action against the people responsible for this egregious scam. i will probably keep working on my business and making it grow and make enough money eventually. if you feel that you are fucked, at least give it a couple of months for the chapter 11 bidding process to finish. becoming an hero is irreversible and should only be your last resort. material wealth doesn't have to define your life, you can live within your means and enjoy decent food, hobbies etc. (cont)

even someone like hugh hefner was basically just a coomer and reportedly was miserable with severe health issues in the last stages of his life. everything in life is basically just a distraction until you die. if you were to make it off of meme stocks then you might end up as kind of a loser like hunter biden for instance when you have more money than you know what to do with so it kind of takes the fun out of it, like playing a video game on easy mode but in real life.

>>54754115
>those boomer tier wallstreetbets retards, who just got rugged on FRC by the way, saw the BBBY delisting notice headlines and started keking our bags here and on reddit saying it's over etc, but the delisting notice was already expected since they filed chapter 11 on sunday. if you're still holding you were probably aware of this and hoping for M&A so there's not much to it but to keep holding and buying more. we know for a fact that there are potential buyers and there are stars like holly etlin and david kastin involved, we just don't know exactly how much the highest bidder will pay. the hedgie shills are desperate for you to sell because they're absolutely fucked if there's any remaining equity value so that they'll get squeezed when they have to close their shorts.
>they're still doubling down on their shorts with the official short interest being 103,770,796 as of the 04/14/2023 settlement date up from 81,541,190 on 03/31/2023
>https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/bbby/short-interest
>yesterday was national kids and pets day and this regard predicted the ryan cohen tweet
>https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePPShow/comments/12zdgs7/comment/jhropa3/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
>children and animals must be protected at all costs...
>some of you see this as a small gamble and you'll be fine. some of you are all in or have a large position in BBBY. i'm all in. IF we get fucked, at least we'll probably see some minecrafting lulz and potentially some legal action against the people responsible for this egregious scam. i will probably keep working on my business and maforking it grow and make enough money eventually. if you feel that you are fucked, at least
it's ok
BUT
bbby have 4B debt and buyer no pay this money for saver

>>54754128
Thankfully this is something BBBY investors have saved themselves from.

I'm still gonna buy more though

How should I vote on those two questions? One is a reverse stock split and the second is about an adjournment of meeting

Damn we in late night hours and I still gotta wait another two to buy more, shieeeeeet

>>54754343
It literally doesn't matter anymore, they cancelled the reverse split and the meeting

>>54754128
then thank goodness us baggies will lose all our money, except for just enough for some choccy milk.

>>54747631
Let me guess you don’t think RCs tweets were not about you

GOOD morning baggies. Another day of dumping awaits.

>BBBY on opening

>>54754545
best of mornings to you too brother, may the dumping be great today.

>>54754513
I don't think, only buy. Occasionally also tell fudders to do a flip off an overpass as well but mostly buy.

>>54754581
who will flip off an overpass first, bbby or the fudders? so far it looks like bbby is in the lead.

>>54754605
It's a tight race but I think we'll see some sneaky moves from the King Baggots, possibly even a leg sweep into moonwalking double-bird middle fingers before the fudsters get smashed by a semi doing 80 in the fast lane on the highway below.

i wasn't gonna come back to this thread because it's over but i can't help myself. kek baggies

>>54754739
I wanna be mad at you but I'm just sad cuz I miss Risitas :(

>>54754626
I'm glad that you're not going to sell and soon you won't be able to. Then you'll have to look at these shares in your brokerage and years from now they'll still be a reminder of how prideful and stupid you are.

>>54755033
Thanks, I'm still buying more though. Literally logging into my brokerage now to do so, brb

>>54755049
Post your position, you lying scammer.

>>54755049
Post proof

>>54755068
I'd have to say my favorite is doggy but your mom prefers cowgirl

>>54755091
Didn't buy more i see

>>54755091
Wow. Epic humor, sir!

Now, about your position. You’re lying.

0.1343 +0.02 (+19.91%)
Pre-Market: 07:21AM EDT

>>54755049
I think you're a lying pajeet pumper. Kashmir belongs to Pakistan. Free Occupied Palestine.

>>54755112
>>54755121
>>54755142
Three ID's for lil 'ol me? Ask me how I know you don't fud for free, sneed ;)

>>54755176
FUCK. How did you figure it out?


Also, about your position. Post it. I think you actually realize this is a very bad investment and don’t hold any bbby shares.

>>54755219
10,000 shares for 1,158$ and I'm not posting broker screenshots half to not dox myself even accidentally and half because it'll make you seethe impotently. I've got another ~900$ that settled today and I'm waiting until market hours during the regularly scheduled dip to acquire more, maybe if I'm lucky I'll get another 10k if the shorts can put on their big boy pants!

Is the Newell shit actually gonna happen

>>54755219
I've had a theory for a little while that these """"baggies"""" are probably like the vatniks on /k/ or the xcucks on /v/. The genuine ones were scared off a very long time ago by a mix of reality and us. Anyone left are just shitposters who like shitposting. It would not surprise me to find out everyone in here is havin a laugh.

>>54755265
Liar.

We have loss.
But no seller Never bbby

>>54755311
Sneed

>>54755329
>baggies howl "sneed" in pain when confronted with the truth

It is really simple I shill against company I manage online run it into the ground and high five my buddy who shorted the stock while we drive down to mexico with all your pensions

Please believe I am honest investor just like you and memers cause bad give me money pinter back nowie

>>54755340
That's King Baggot to you, thanks
>>54755354
Id da widdle beybey le heckin upseterinos??? Nooo not the upsetterino beyberinos!!!/1!

>>54755487
>King Baggot
show your position and let's see where you're at. Unless you can beat picrel you ain't the King.

>>54755526
>Doesn't get the reference
NOD DA HEMKIN WIDDLE UPSETTERINI BEYBEYRINOOOODS! NOOOO NOD DUH SNEEDIN SWEETIES!!!+[]0!

>>54755554
>he doesn't know
(You) don't own even one share of BBBY, huh?

>>54755563
I don't own one share, I literally own ten thousand times that number and for a hell of a lot cheaper than a quarter million dollars.

>>54755580
so put up or shut up. Let's see those bags

>>54755627
Ask your parents to read this post for you before you continue >>54755265

>>54755661
>i chose to shut up
alright larper

>>54755524
>>54755524
>>54755524

Threaded! Someone else will need to bakev the thread are this

>>54755287
an announcement tomorrow premarket would be an epic m night shyamalan movie twist and we've been let down by hype dates before so maybe it's too much to hope for but i'm buying more today just in case. the insiders seem to be so fucking smug and the tweets keep racking up the cohencidences like yesterday was national kids and pets day (children and animals must be protected at all costs) and the tweet was a repeat of when tritton got kicked out (the titanic tweet was also a repeat to evoke nostalgia type feelings like the work is done and we've won). he did the flawless 4/20 tweet at 4:20 pm possibly hinting the significance of the dates as well. "dumb stormtroopers" could be a hint at 5/4 (may the fourth be with you) and "hola" could be a hint at 5/5 (cinco de mayo). he also did basically a repeat of "hola" but in chinese (ni hao) quite recently.

>>54752170
I didn't, I bought dogshit instead. That's why I'm not in the red right now.

>>54752691
You have to be fucking stupid to have bet on FRC doing anything but go down.

>>54756256
If GME blows up I'm going all in on your dog shit business. You've convinced me. With energy prices looking sketchy with more war on the horizon. I can't lose.