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>> No.54745669

first for OP is a faggot

>> No.54745672
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SPX first gap of the movement closed
After hour meta earnings pump and second gap close on Friday

>> No.54745674
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>>54745658
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54745675

>>54745669
and that's a good thing!

>> No.54745680

Fuck BlackBerry I need you to get to $1 so I can retire.

>> No.54745679
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GO GO GO GO!

>> No.54745683
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54745683

where did all the buyers go?

>> No.54745684

What's your average cost basis BOIL baggies?

>> No.54745687
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54745687

Ding dong no bannu

>> No.54745692

whoever was posting about bumble last thread, if that was you asking all the questions anon, please take your meds.

>> No.54745693

>>54745683
they transitioned to bears

>> No.54745694
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It's our time now. Mumu better not slurp until SPY hits at least 360. Will take a while.

>> No.54745697
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54745697

>oil

>> No.54745712

my internet is fucked and now I have to post from my phone
those isn't fair

>> No.54745713
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54745713

I don't get it.

>> No.54745714

>>54745697
Oil isn't needed in this brave new world

>> No.54745717

>>54745693
>they transitioned
ffy

>> No.54745725
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>>54745658
Anons, how do I profit from the billions of humans potentially dying out in a few years time?

>https://youtu.be/EE2RH89r3YM

>> No.54745732

Where’s rockers video from this week?

>> No.54745735
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54745735

So why is chipotle 14% up?

>> No.54745737
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>>54745697
>Crude, Brap gas, FRC, BBBY

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>>54745725
you get in your pod

>> No.54745743
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All of a woman's gaps should be filled, financially speaking

>> No.54745744
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54745744

FRC back to the lows. Normies feeling dread again.

>> No.54745749

>>54745725
You can't, just take your pills

>> No.54745756
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They should have sniffing parlors. I'm not really that desperate for sex, but I'm very desperate for smells. They should have a place you can go where you walk in and it's just a bunch of women's asses leaking through a wall with a plastic cover over them. There would be a card reader right next to them where you would pay, and once you pay the plastic cover rolls up and you're free to take deep sniffs for a period of time. That's really what I need right now.

>> No.54745760

>>54745735
>$2000/share
These niggers never heard of a stock split?

>> No.54745763

>>54745744
nobody gave two rats asses about the current thing being spammed. Even the AI astroturfers and svb spammers got more attention

>> No.54745771
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54745771

I put the new Forgi's on the G
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets
I keep a hunnid racks, inside my jeans
I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team
Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'
I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'
I was broke now I'm rich, these niggas salty

>> No.54745774

>>54745740
How comfy are the podz anyway?

>> No.54745778

More bank failures next week. Watch for Nebraska/Kansas

>> No.54745782
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>>54745774
they bussin fr fr

>> No.54745794

>>54745735
They look taller than me, I want to use my tools to stimulate their microsectors if you catch my drift

>> No.54745795
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>>54745778
yawn. Nothing ever happens, implying it already happened in February. This is reporting after the fact

>> No.54745797

Anyone buy 5 dollar FRC puts?

>> No.54745798

>>54745725
>>54745725
What's sad is Canadians will elect this man again.

>> No.54745812
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54745812

Picked th wrong week to be in TSLA, SOXL, VOO, and BOIL.

>> No.54745816

WHOA WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

>> No.54745817
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54745817

Before you Zoom out try Zoomin in!

>> No.54745822

>>54745774
Depends on how happy you are

>> No.54745830

>>54745798
Cucknada is beyond saving

>> No.54745832

>>54745812
You're supposed to diversify

>> No.54745844

It's always funny hearing from shitskins who only look at charts, and can't understand why purchase rates of consumer goods aren't as high as they were 2 years ago. It's fucking laughable really.
The sad thing, the Shitskins are in the fucking Models you niggers trust.

In 2026 we'll start to get back to normal, when your faggot programs using 3 year averages stop stroking themselves to Gibsmedat economics to cover for COVID.

Until then, you're fucking niggers. All of you.

>> No.54745849

>>54745817
when did the big drop happen though? it hasnt. we are in the crab before the fall.

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Before you Zoom in try Zoomin out!

>> No.54745863
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>>54745812
>being in BOIL ahead of may contract expiry today

well I sold my KOLD. Maybe the Henry Hub report tomorrow morning will help you out desu.

>> No.54745865
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You guys are the dumbest bunch of motley retards I've ever seen in my life.

>> No.54745866
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>>54745822
>feelings
>feelinz
>feelunz

>> No.54745869

>>54745844
cool

>> No.54745873
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>>54745798
>elect
If we were to make a judgement based on historical data on the role elections had ij communist countries posing as "democracies", we would have to conclude the elections are farcical and are conducted as a ritual to legitimize the tyrannical government and gaslight the population into submission and cooperation.

>> No.54745880

>>54745797
Government is taking over FRC so I'd be careful. They have infinite money at their disposal

>> No.54745881

>>54745863
I appreciate you, we’ll see. #hodl

>> No.54745887
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54745887

Is this bearish for YUM?

>> No.54745893

>>54745865
This is unironically the smartest place on this board

>> No.54745895

>>54745873
POWW, because even a cabal doesn't want to be The Man when The Man keeps having his head turned into melon bits.

>> No.54745896

>>54745887
>That SEAmonkey nose

>> No.54745899

>>54745873
>socialists countries
ftsfy

>> No.54745901
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>>54745887
Bullish long term

>> No.54745905

When will markets price in higher for longer?

>> No.54745911
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>>54745725
Oh we're finally at
>no we didn't force anyone lul

>> No.54745912
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>>54745893
I know.

>> No.54745917

>>54745905
In 2022

>> No.54745920
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>>54745832
I’m half in VOO and got caught pants down in TSLA after taking profit on AMZN, NRGU, and some others. Now I’m in the pit and max contributions already allocated to the roth. Just gotta wait and see if TSLA rebounds or becomes the new Ford…

>> No.54745921

>>54745901
Surprisingly this doesn't trigger my trypophobia

>> No.54745922

Where is SPY heading in the next 2 months

>> No.54745924

>>54745905
when you stop shitposting and dont come to this board for 6 months and faded the stockmarket

>> No.54745928
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54745928

Buy NICK

>> No.54745934

>>54745901
what in the fuck is that?

>> No.54745937
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>>54745887
>Aww sweet, manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

>> No.54745946

>>54745901
what is this?

>> No.54745951

>>54745934
it's food,eat up!

>> No.54745959

>>54745934
Luncheon

>> No.54745963

You bulls should all ask yourselves why the market is dropping like it is these past 2 days. This absolutely manipulation from people trying to exit without causing a panic. It’s a controlled demolition. I would not be surprised if SPY drops 400 by Friday and doesn’t stay above it again for months.

>> No.54745971

>>54745911
And sadly my mother still goes and gets her booster every 6 months. Literally no talking her out of it. Boomers are really something else.

>> No.54745973

>>54745905
We’ll see what other banks go down. A liquidity crisis should make the markets accept reality if the banks stop loaning our money to gamble with

>> No.54745974
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Is gay pride month bullish for WM? What about SIGA?

>> No.54745977
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>>54745849
When the market dumped 24% in 9 months then hit the same bottom again a month later before ripping up.

>> No.54745980

>>54745928
>Not computer duster
Amateur.

>> No.54745981

>>54745963
>My thesis is that people are selling to buyers, ipso prices must go down
Nicely played.

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>>54745963
>SPY drops 400 by Friday and doesn’t stay above it again for months.
It dropped to 370 last year,guess how long that lasted?

>> No.54745989

>>54745934
look like vulture bees

>> No.54745990

>>54745899
>socialists countries
Same shit, different judaic shit smell

>> No.54745994
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>>54745963
I know what happens when I buy $50k of SPY poots on days like today/tomorrow/Fri... Could it be that but in reverse?

>> No.54746001

>>54745984
Why didn't we break 420 this time?

>> No.54746003

I'm down 60% on the year...

>> No.54746005

>>54745928
Getting raped by Jews as a child really messed with his head.

>> No.54746016

>>54745971
Yeah my parents got the 4th dose too, but now they stopped pushing jabs here.

>> No.54746019

>>54745990
agree, same as fascism, social democracy, republicanism, liberalism or other forms of societal and economic organization true a centralized non responsible epistemic community of rent-seekers that collaterize the modelled future productivity of theoretical future generations to off set costs and risks for immediate individual profit maximization

>> No.54746045
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>>54745963
You’re correct they’re front running retail and bailing before “sell may and go away”... The rate hikes are just now starting to hit consoomers and they’re realizing it and when business need new credit this summer to expand it’s going to be much more difficult. The coming recession is a slow moving shit storm like a cat 4 hurricane headed for everyone and people are telling retail “it’s nothing, you’re good stay on the sandbar” while they’re loading their boats to leave.

People don’t understand all these money managers don’t care if the market goes down, they make their fees off you regardless. That’s why they always say “keep your money in the market faggot, don’t sell”.

>> No.54746049
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54746049

Are you guys buying PFE now that we're injecting all our livestock with mandatory covid shots?

>> No.54746051
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SOXS to 80.

>> No.54746053
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>>54746001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtFyP0qy9XU
Why do you want it to? Are you planning to retire in the next 6 months? Everyone acts like this is the first time we had a banking panic. Did you know in 1873 the US Treasury almost ran out of Gold and JP Morgan bailed them out fucking crazy right?!

>> No.54746060

>>54746016
I think my father has wised up. Ive literally predicted everything that's happened for the last 4 years and told my parents I'm advance and I was always called a conspiracy theorists and my dad uses to laugh at me, but when I talk to him how, he doesn't laugh anymore.

>> No.54746067

>>54746001
Serious question, if you dare. What flavor of Asian are you? You're not 100% European, that much I will bet on.

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>>54746045
>Cat hurricane

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>>54746045
>SPY is only down .45% on the day
Yeah I'll care when I see a real move.

>> No.54746085

>>54746067
what kind of nese am i?
the bee's.

>> No.54746088

>>54746049
>they think there is any stopping this
We are all going to die at the hands of the WEF and there is literally nothing that can be done to stop it. Enjoy your life to the fullest now.

>> No.54746089

Yeah, I am going to need OPEC to just quit selling oil all together.

>> No.54746093

>>54745989
those are terrifying

>> No.54746097
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>>54745684
eat shit niggerjewfag!

>> No.54746098

Why is Rumble (RUM) down so much today?

>> No.54746102
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54746102

short meta?

>> No.54746107
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>>54746080
Down 2% in two days

>> No.54746112

>>54746085
I didn't ask you to get to where we have to request to show tits, or gtfo. I asked what form of Asian, who routinely thinks in Appearances, that OP was.

>> No.54746113

what are some trigger words to get a fb ban?
I already know you can't say cunt lol

>> No.54746115

>>54746107
PANIC!!!

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>>54746102
Who the fuck named their company something that's only a couple letters different from "anally"?
I do NOT do business with that company!

>> No.54746133

>>54746098
everything is heading south, and rumble is just a small Johnny come late platform in a see of youtube alternatives while the overall market for social media isnt bound to expand anytime soon. Over supply to declining demand

>> No.54746146

>>54746115
This is all you get, now return to your regular scheduled schloping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPQPdYttl7U

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How are you doing today, anon? You are short, yes?

>> No.54746156

>>54746133
Normalfags will never use rumble, so it won't survive. YouTube absolutely mogs any and all competition.

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>>54746107
Listen champ if it's not -5% by 10 am then it is nothing. Give me something real or go back to the kids table.

>> No.54746173
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There are no jobs and everyone is laying off. We are careening towards a great depression.

>> No.54746176

>>54745832
Is 100% VOO diversified?

>> No.54746178
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>>54746067
I am 100% Indo-Spanish Aryan, with ancestry coming from the Basque mountains

>> No.54746180

>>54746173
Honestly it doesn't sound too great.

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My calls right now

>> No.54746199

>>54746178
t. moor rapebabby

>> No.54746200

>>54746156
youtube has never made a profit in its entire existence and will never make a profit and just be a washtrading company for its parent company, while its audience is declining the same as all the other social media platforms userbase

>> No.54746203

>>54746176
Yes you literally own 500 companies.

>> No.54746204

>>54746195
Hey, maybe PCE will come in negative tomorrow.

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Who is most exposed to first republic in the event it goes under? One of the other banks has to eat shit if it collapses.

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>>54746173
Good, I want deflation by this time next year, and I want the vax tax to be paid in full so I can own 5 houses

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What fast food companies do to guys invest in?

>> No.54746226
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DRIP dorks getting paid today.

>> No.54746229

>>54746218
My local Kebab shop, 10 Dürüm and one for free

>> No.54746231

>>54746049
Fuck, I might have to go vegan now.

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>>54746199
We are Aryan Kings

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10k short META wish me luck

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I got fucking headfaked by the morning pump. AGAIN. FUCKKKK

>> No.54746251

>>54746239
you are going to get fucked. enjoy the agony
did you really forgot the last meta earnings. deep in the red, stock up 5%

>> No.54746252

>>54746237
She looks so classy in that dress. She has finer tastes.

>> No.54746254

>>54746218
Worhl STAH
WORHL STAH

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>>54746237
BIG ARAB TITTIES

>> No.54746258
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>>54746240
Hooked

>> No.54746259

>>54746251
not going to happen again

>> No.54746260

>>54745974
Reminds me of that old Vice article about the guy who went to a sex club, got into the crawl space, and unscrewed the urinal pipes so they were just dumping raw piss onto him. He got found out when someone made eye contact with him through the urinal drain and he bolted, never got caught as far as I remember.

>> No.54746268

>>54746206
>aren't I organic tho?
Nobody. The risk is no longer to shareholders, the price of shares is already less than 5% where it was a year ago.
And where normally I'd tell you where the rest of the market might see a problem, I'm taking a sniff test of the room, and it smells too heavily like shit and vodka, and I won't be helping you niggers tear shit up so your FRF Majors can rape more Rus conscript teens for a living.

>> No.54746276

>>54746206
Awwww!

>> No.54746277

>>54746218
I look forward to the future nigger muslim war, it's going to be kino.

>> No.54746282

>>54746203
Thanks for the reassurance.

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54746286

Thinking about buying Mastercard before earnings.

>> No.54746290

>>54746107
i'm surprised there isn't one of bobo pulling his cock out with mumu tied up

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>>54746255
God bless the White race

>> No.54746295

>>54746277
Anon it's going down in Sudan right now.

>> No.54746297
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Last Friday you could’ve gotten 10 of these options for a dime each. I fucking hate all of you

>> No.54746304

>>54746259
Good luck. I hope you are not naked

>> No.54746305

>>54746290
mumu is a woman and has udders, so that would be too straight for this board.

>> No.54746307
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54746307

Mumu Got a bad reputation in my markets
You drive them mad with temptation 'cause those gains tastes so good
It took one pump, one try, ayy
Damn, you're hooked

You were there when it was low, ANON high
And when BOBO's take control, we can go down all night
Every single place we go, you start a fight
It took one pump, one try, ayy
Damn, you're hooked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vuDnPVXFbY

>> No.54746309

>>54746239
I'm tempted to do the same but less money

>> No.54746313
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>>54746276
That creature would eat you if it were large enough, it is unfeeling, unthinking, and kinda cute fr fr.

>> No.54746311

>>54746206
what kinda frog is that?

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>>54746293
>YWN lick those antisemitic pits

>> No.54746319

>>54746286
I bought 3 MA calls and 10 MRK

>> No.54746325

>>54746297
Why didn't you buy the puts? Are you depending on /biz/ for financial advice again?

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>>54746293
>White race
Yes. The white race is extremely bullish for Chewy.com (symbol CHWY)

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>>54746297
>tfw pussied out on 30 puts @ 15 right before close

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>>54746305

>> No.54746340

>>54746295
>now
Constant theme in East Africa. When was there a century where Arabs and Muslims didn't slaughter each other in that part of the world

>> No.54746346

>>54746297
I shilled puts pretty hard on Monday, stfu

>> No.54746347
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>>54746311
I think its an Australian Dumpy tree frog. Someone on /an/ would know better.

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>>54746255
>>54746293
Man I wish I had it in me to be able to talk to women... or even other guys... or even my own family. The only people I feel worthy of talking to are you fellow /smg/ posters... and I often question even that...
Anyway.. my calls are getting fucked already

>> No.54746393

>>54746297
It was literally gambling. You can look back in hindsight and say delaying earnings wasn’t the greatest look, but any option you would’ve taken on them would have been gambling

>> No.54746396

>>54746325
Who would’ve predicted a loss of 75%?

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>>54746386
Talking to women is EZ and fun. Different than talking to men, which is usually actually mentally stimulating and insightful.

>> No.54746404

>>54746386
All you have to do to get good at talking to women, is to pretend you're talking to a child.

>> No.54746424

>>54746402
nigga u gay

>> No.54746425
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>>54746386
Have you considered writing poems? Lol. Webm related.

>> No.54746426

>>54746396
nobody. A 30% sure, why not, a quick 15-20 percent possible, but 75% impossible to predict

>> No.54746440

Meta calls blow out quarter due to ads on insta

>> No.54746455

>>54746425
why is that wog chick dressed like Launchpad McQuack

>> No.54746461

>>54745658
>FRC
kek baggies

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>>54746424
Woah, hey, we don't do homophobia in /smg/.

>> No.54746470
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54746470

I am STILL ahead of ess and pee 500 this week despite a little loss to it today. NO I will NOT apologize boglefags. Suck my peepee. NasdACKfags do NOT speak or look to me, be humble that microsoft is preventing you from dumping to where you belong niggerfaggots.

>> No.54746479
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54746479

>ITB

>> No.54746488

>>54746455
Italy (and europe) is a silly place. When I was there years ago there were so many tards sporting mullets.

>> No.54746499

Btc imploding for epic Marge Bart

>> No.54746505

>>54746440
Insta is on the same trajectory then facebook has, are there really still companies trying to advertise to zoomers through ig; amazing how slow corporate marketing is these to react to changes and media consumption

>> No.54746504

>>54746425
Show the ASIAN guy is he nerdy with greesy hair?

>> No.54746509

>>54746425
Yes I used to write poetry in the past

>> No.54746518

>>54746488
yes i unfortunately have been exposed to euro autism at many a hostel
i remember two dutch fags getting in a fist fight over Duel Masters cards at a hostel in Tokyo

>> No.54746521

>>54746488
Italians are the second laziest people on the planet second only to Greeks. Literally nobody works in Italy, and if they do it's like 4 hours a week.

>> No.54746526
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>>54746499
Talking bout one of these?

>> No.54746528
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54746528

>tfw you get the wrong batch of jew juice

>> No.54746543

>>54746488
Looking at pictures just ten years ago and everyone looks retarded. The further back you go the more retarded they look.

>> No.54746548
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54746548

Inflation nowcasts show that it's actually going up again. They're going to have to do 25 bps this hike and 50 bps next hike. It's over.

>> No.54746571

>>54746499
Retest of 4h daily 100 vwma and now restest of daily 100 vwma

>> No.54746574

>>54746543
Yeah this was in 04 or 05 I think.

>> No.54746577

Oh no no no, bullros, not like this!!

>> No.54746581

>>54745658
Why is everyone piling onto 1 month bonds

>> No.54746583

>>54746526
HAHA

>> No.54746584

>>54746455
Why is that stored in your brain?

>> No.54746587

I'm swinging CRBP
wish me luck fellow indians

>> No.54746599

>>54746581
Yield curve is fuckin wack right now.

>> No.54746603

>>54746584
you don't remember the cartoons you watched as a child?

>> No.54746608
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54746608

What should be done about elon musk's antisemitism?

>> No.54746609
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>>54746404
this
but some of them you can make that obvious
and others
get
mad
af
either way
the underlying
is
still true

>> No.54746618

How the market ever performed bad during a pres. election year?

>> No.54746619

>>54746521
Most of Europe is like that or will be like that, in 200 or so years the entire continent will just be like a giant museum

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>>54746548
Lmao look at that dudes face, always figured Cramer wanted to marry a man

>> No.54746646

>>54746619
Don't think the rapefugies care for museums.

>> No.54746650

>>54746603
Not the names and to that level of detail. I just remember darkwing duck and very vaguely.

>> No.54746653

>>54746619
>giant museum
implying the muzzies will let any historical buildings stand

>> No.54746658

>>54746608
Uh, encourage it?

>> No.54746668

>>54746581
Lots of MMFs can't assume any default risk at all (even a technical 1 day delay), so their money avoids any possible X-date/debt ceiling days. We're good for 1 month but June onwards, who knows?

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>>54746599
chcked

>> No.54746678

>>54746479
I forgot about ITB..

should short it again. made some decent gains in Early Feb.

>> No.54746682

Looks like we close on the lows

>> No.54746684
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>>54746577
Oh yes Mumu, just like that, good mumu

>> No.54746690

>>54746619
That's why Klaus and Soros are exterminating them first

>> No.54746694

>>54746646
>>54746653
Hagia Sofia still exists

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>>54746674
I got a bad feeling about this, scoob.

>> No.54746728

>MOC IMBALANCE 1 BLN SELL-SIDE.

>> No.54746739
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>>54746690
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!

You win a FREE STEAK dinner made of bugz!

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54746746

>whole biz catalogue is pink wojaks

>> No.54746747

>>54746521
I work 45 hours a week, lower your tone.

>> No.54746751

>>54746720
Long term yields rose by 20 bepis, that is good considering the circumstances

>> No.54746753

What just happened?

>> No.54746773

>>54746684
Do white women really?

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>>54746746
Odd,bitcorn isnt even dumping

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>>54746751
I'm more concerned about the 1-2-3 month.

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>>54746753
Somebody in my house turned off my internet today without warning between 9:40 and 10:30 and I lost 6% of my stake so we could add phone service through our cable company.

>> No.54746829

>>54746786
It just dropped 10% in the past hour though.

>> No.54746835
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54746835

>>54746786
>some mumus levered up today

c'est la vie

>> No.54746838
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54746838

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.54746845

anyone got anymore pics of the cute hardware store worker covered in yellow paint?

>> No.54746858

BTC unironically leads the stock market. If it's dumping then that's really bad news for stocks.

>> No.54746860

holy fuck VISL is fucking DEAD

i hope you bros shorted it

>> No.54746866

>>54746845
No, she died as it was poisonous latex paint and her skin couldn't breathe. Tragic.

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>>54746845
I gotchu

>> No.54746885

>>54746800
they have been stable, which is considering the cirumstances also not that bad.

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>>54746838
Not bad. Swung
KOLD
MARA
RIOT
CLSK
from yesterday.

Didn't get anything from other AI meme trash like AI, SOUN, GFAI though

>> No.54746890
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54746890

Sup, just lost $4.4k in an hour

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ATTENTION I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS REGARDING THE ECONOMY AND THE MARKET
Sharis has completely closed all its restaurants in my city giving no reason at all. People ate there but they shut them all down anyways after being there for over 50 years. This is frankly alarming and concerning. They had great burgers, breakfast and pies. I suspect this means a Great Depression is right around the corner.

>> No.54746893 [DELETED] 

>>54746838
Not checking

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>>54746838
thank God I am 50% cash, that could have been ugly

>> No.54746907

>>54746146
Haha

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>>54746097
That is the best response to any question, fren.

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>>54746885
This also happened.

>> No.54746936

>>54746838
Didn't caught the fomo on crypto, shorted the top and closed the bottom. Angry about the usd/eur position dirty crab shit, and finally pulled the plug on the tlt theta rape.

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>>54745684
3.52
I have 21 shares of it.

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>>54746890
Jesus i cant even type the third shitcoins name and you bought it?

>> No.54746951

>>54746935
whats the point of even "investing" that much? what are gonna do if it makes gains? buy a hamburger?

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>>54746892
IT'S OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!

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>>54746747
Congratulations you're literally the only one kek

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>>54746890
>LTC
Lol.

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54746966

>>54746892
Bullish for DENN

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>>54746838
-.73%

>> No.54746985

>>54746966
True, I suspect that is where the boomers are flocking too.

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>>54746838
Had a few small scalps then timed this nice 40 pointer and called it a day

>> No.54747032

>>54746838
Elon molested me

>> No.54747037

>>54746963
>haha I created a second great depression as a joke XD

>> No.54747047

>>54746747
This motherfucker is absolutely carrying the Euro. Putting the team on his back doe.

>> No.54747064

>>54747037
Trump started it by encouraging the fed to do this. Both of them were one-upping over how much hyperinflation they could create with handouts

>> No.54747077

Can't cuck the zuck, smiggers

>> No.54747078
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54747078

>META

>> No.54747084
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54747084

I just lose more and money every day. It's all getting so tiresome.

>> No.54747098

>>54746963
>biden's campaign is fully embracing the alter ego their marketing team came up with
Democrats are just cringe, that's the simplest way of putting it. They were the fucking dork in your class that tried to make jokes that always fell flat and were most definitely in band and played the trombone.

>> No.54747105

>>54747064
What handouts did trump give. the tax and regulation reduction can hardly be called a hand out

>> No.54747110

EU pumping on META.. ok

>> No.54747135

>>54747105
he literally sent checks to everyone in america with his name signed on them.

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The market is now down to MSFT and META. Nothing else.

>> No.54747145

>>54747084
eventually the losses become small enough that you stop caring

>> No.54747146

Imagine investing in a company with VR turd exposure

>> No.54747149

>>54747105
Trump literally mailed me stimmies. And unlike Biden he didn't try to take them back come tax season. Do you not remember the checks, and the payroll protection plan?

>> No.54747152

>>54747078
So maybe a green day tomorrow as long as FRC survives. That’s why you shouldn’t play earnings. Amazon has a way better chance of missing than Meta tomorrow

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>>54747137
Microsoft, I get, but Meta is wtf lol.

>> No.54747165

>>54747084
Can't lose money if you kys
>smugnogfingeronhead.jpg

>> No.54747175

>>54747149
PPP loans were such incredible bullshit.

>> No.54747181

>>54746838
-0.3%

>> No.54747186

>>54747135
Peanutes in the overall thievery the artificial coof hysteria after the repo spike rape brought; not blaming trump for this, he tried to get the USA out of the WHO, too late, just not paying doesn't magically ends the power of countless half public agnecies and ngos that act on the local and state level

>> No.54747194

>>54747137
ridic. 2 tickers holding up the floor.

>> No.54747202

>>54747186
$7 trillion is not peanuts you absolute moron

>> No.54747205

>>54747064
This all comes back to the absolute retardation that were the covid lockdowns more than anything else

>> No.54747207

>>54747175
PPP loans are a direct cause of inflation.

>> No.54747209

>>54747186
>Peanutes
letting aside the effect the checks had on inflation.... do you not know how to sum and multiply?

>> No.54747211

>>54747149
Better to give capital directly to people then having middle man rent-seeker leech of the public thievery

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>>54747155
$META | Meta Q1 23 Earnings:
- EPS $2.20 (est $2.01)
- Rev $28.65B (est $27.67B)
- Ad Rev $28.10B (est $26.76B)
- Facebook Monthly Active Users 2.99B (est 3.00B)
- Family Of Apps Oper Income $11.22B (est $10.32B)
- Sees Q2 Rev $29.5B To $32B (est $29.48B)

>> No.54747219
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54747219

>They're STILL not buying PFE
It's like you hate money

>> No.54747223

>>54747064
>>54747135
>>54747149
Reminder that there was no inflation until Biden created a bunch of energy price shocks. Energy price shocks are always how this starts. Same thing with Hurricane Katrina in 2005.

>> No.54747226

WHO THE FUCK IS STILL USING FACEBOOK

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>>54747152
t-they sell it off until open tomorrow

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>>54747214
I'm no accountant, but that don't look too good.

>> No.54747244

>>54747152
>as long as FRC survives
lol

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>>54747175
Not if you received them

>> No.54747247

>>54746668
That's wild

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54747253

Tech bros we are all gmi!

>> No.54747254

>"people" in this very same thread live so far from reality, they question obvious facts
makes me wonder how many of the "people" ITT are actual bots

>>54747226
>FACEBOOK
instagram is a thing, retard

>> No.54747257

>>54747223
All inflation starts with an expansion of the money supply. Inflation is a monetary phenomena and stop trying to confuse the matter.

Supply of dollars increases, value falls.

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Oh hey, ez money to be got shorting CMG.

>> No.54747265

>>54747202
there weren't 7 Trillion all in stimies and ppp, the majority got embezzeled through public funded coof grifting, be it tests, masks and "research"

>> No.54747275

>>54747260
Man, not my favorite goyslop.

>> No.54747283

What am I supposed to buy to preserve capital until the bull market resumes?
I currently have about 60% stonks, 30% gov bonds (mix of maturities) and 10% imaginary gold. Any good?

>> No.54747284

>>54747280
>>54747280

>> No.54747301

>>54747265
it literally was $7 trillion of stimmies for individuals and business stimmies stop lying you little shit

>> No.54747324

>>54747244
It’s weird, normally FRC should live until Friday when the FDIC takes over. But I don’t know if Powell and Yellen would want the BoJ to basically raise their own interest rates and then broadside them with a US bank failure a few hours into market open on Friday. You would think they would give the BoJ the courtesy to make an YCC decision based on FRC failing on Thursday instead of surprising them with the news afterwards

>> No.54747330

>>54747301
>and buisnesses
You demrats cant stop trying to wrap your own embezzlement schemes as if all was send as a checke to everyday americans when the majority got embezzeled by corpo rats through coof marketing and grifting

Biden will not make it 2024, it wont make it to 2024 alive

>> No.54747348

>>54747330
go back to primary school, you fucking brailnet

>> No.54747354

>>54747275
taco truck burritos are the best burritos.

>> No.54747372

>>54747354
Based roach coach enjoyer. I like Chipotle because you can actually get fiber from a fast(ish) food place.

>> No.54747374

>>54747348
stop leeching demrat and trying to spend other peoples capital

>> No.54747421

>>54747374
>t.mentally ill redneck
kys asap, you are a danger to society

>> No.54747449

>>54747257
Yes, but there is more to it than that with regards to the dynamics of how it enters the economy. Money printing alone can't explain the inflation that caused the tightening which spawned 2008. It's ALWAYS catalyzed by an energy price shock.

>> No.54747468

>>54747421
You should go back.

>> No.54747515

>>54746838
-$3000.

>> No.54747521

>>54747421
Socialist ponzi is about to break. The projected future generations that were supposed to work off the debt from 30 years ago never materialized, the future generations that are supposed to pay off the debt socialists create today will also not materialize, luckily Irlmaier is likely going to eb right and your kind is going to get dragged to street and beaten to dead or straigh hanged in their offices

>> No.54747553

>>54747223
>Reminder that there was no inflation until Biden created a bunch of energy price shocks. Energy price shocks are always how this starts. Same thing with Hurricane Katrina in 2005.

that was cuz leaders shut down the global economy breaking fragile supply chains + all the stimmy checks, PPP loans and QE. i think Biden sucks fucking ass, but the inflation is only like 20% his fault. Biden shutting down oil pipelines + massive gov't spending under him are his contributions to this massive inflation

>> No.54747564

>>54747449
yes it can. It always explains everything. Increasing supply = eventual inflation. who cares if it takes a little bit to kick in, its the fed's goal to rob everyone with no representation.

gee why do energy price shocks always happen after the fed mega prints, why are you idiots so dumb to see the connection?

>> No.54747588

Is /smg/ getting inundated with /pol/ posting bullish or bearish as an indicator? I'm leaning towards bearish

>> No.54747615

Slurped up more FRC today. Gentlemen, It’s been a pleasure posting with you.

>> No.54747623

>>54747588
It means the election cycle is coming up soon, and this is bearish for markets.

>> No.54747662
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54747662

>>54747588
Anon, we're just the /pol/ posters who have any kind of money.

>> No.54747785

>>54746838
i was at work all day thinking about making some BUD puts when i got back but im down .9%
what did you fuckers do?

>> No.54748135

>>54747521
>Socialist ponzi
lets talk about socialism: your president literally gave fed money to everyone.