/biz/ - Business & Finance

Blood Bath into the Beyond

>>54744194
New 8K's

https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/node/17266/html
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/static-files/837be5f3-12c2-43c6-a845-61debbd8ce37
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/node/16946/html
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/static-files/7ce53e90-12cf-4b05-a91d-bc59cb4b5073
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/static-files/9bb45640-ea11-43fa-86c4-d1bf65a9d06b
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/sec-filings/sec-filing/8-k/0000886158-23-000028
>Carol Flaton - Director of the Board - Carl Ichans appointee in Xerox take over

Latest hires
>Holly Etlin - Chief Restructuring Officer
https://www.alixpartners.com/our-professionals/hetlin/
>David Kastin - M&A Specialist board member & CLO
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/bed-bath-beyond-has-new-legal-head-as-it-seeks-sales-revival
>Shawn Hummell New Snr VP
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/shawnhummell_im-honored-to-share-that-im-starting-a-activity-7018935227410522112-kmVv/?originalSubdomain=gb

>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

As always:
>DO NOT FEED THE SHILLS
>Create memes
>Sneed hedgies

Previously on /BBBY/
>>54740604

>>54744206
>lurking the catalog for the second a new thread is made
>implying this isn't wildly bullish seething behavior

Shares: 5,155


Cost Basis: $0.36

I'm just laughing bro I'm just kekking your bags bro I'm just a psychotic piece of ganges shit

>>54744206
Great post

>I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING Edition

>holly
>newells moved up earnings
>undisclosed identity of joinder subsidiary
>kastins linkedin
>massive increase in short position
>kirkland and ellis article
>kirkland and ellis being advisors
>smug sue
>smiling bbby lawyer hearing about judge calling for disclosing major shareholders below the legal 5% range
>cordial atmosphere in court and multiple mentions of an iconic brand
we are going to wagmi so hard, kek hedgies

Dont sell

all the shills have to do is not reply and /BBBY/ dies

>>54744240
>refreshes catalog because I actually use this board and not just the reddit thread
>"He must be waiting for this thread!"

>>54744243
>act like a smug asshole baggie for two years
>investment goes to zero just like everyone tried to warn you
>”WHY WOULD ANYONE LAUGH AT ME IN THIS SITUATION?!”

>>54744247
baggies think they're Jordan Belfort but really they're the dumbasses he called to invest in dogshit that he can pump and dump

3 days left. Maybe anon was esoteric enough to predict the mother of all hail marys, or maybe he's getting a hex (I'm thinking it will be the latter).

>>54744277
>pajeet obsessed with dogshit

You will never amount to anything.

NEW HYPE TRAIN.

Beyond must state AST is unable to provide court request of ownership needed. They must request switching to Computershare on the same day as removed from NASDAQ, or expeditiously for the sake of all stake holders. A share count is needed to resolve courts request for info and the creation of BBBYQ.
desu

Never selling never

>>54744284
Newell moved their earnings up to Friday, so we'll see. If we get a saving announcement, I predict it will be at the end of this week.

Hello there fellow shills and hedgies, what a fine day this is, are you guys still shorting the stock? I have closed most of my remaining shorts over the past week or so, I am going to miss this money printer like you wouldn't believe.

Hard to believe it was this easy to sucker in retail idiots, I'm thinking AMC is the next big one, how about all of you?

>>54744277
Yeah.
And you are son of the bitch

This is getting sad, bros.

going down with the ship, and there is nothing you curry-loving street-shitting faggots can do about it

>>54744275
bingo

>>54744295
You say that as if you're doing it by choice, when everyone knows you probably fell for the DRS meme and would get assblasted by fees if you sold now kek

>>54744305
The decisive finish. The stakes are higher than ever before and everything is on the line. I won't deny it's exciting. Maybe the hopium is getting to me.

>>54744261
in 2021 the stars seemed to perfectly align. this golden boy was pumping our GME. we speculated that he was a blackrock plant etc.

in 2022, we got rugpulled with BBBY... or did we...

>>54744277
the dogshit comparison never ever fails to make them seethe. Holy hell you've really got their number

REMINDER:
CARL ICAHN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BBBY
RYAN COHEN SOLD HIS ENTIRE STAKE ALMOST A YEAR AGO
FREEMAN CAPITAL HOLDS ALL THE 2024 BONDS
JP MORGAN SIDING WITH THE SHORTS
FTDs WILL NEVER DELIVER
SHORTS WILL NEVER CLOSE.

boughted 70 shares for the lolz
worst decision of my life

>>54744367
Short are all' closed

>THANK YOU BASED GIGAJEW

>>54744284
I think anon predicted the date, but it's also getting hex'd no matter what lol

BBBros, please save your ammunition. If we can buy the entire float at ideally, 1-2 cents and lock it up via DRS, it will only take 7 million to do so. That's 7 dollars on average if there are a million of us, which I know there is. $7 and we can end this and the hedgies forever

>>54744284
I just made that anon immune to hexes

>>54744434
How’d that work out for Sears baggies?

>>54744453
I wasn't aware SEARS had a loyal army of retail followers removing shares from the DTCC and abusive short hedge funds greedy hands

>>54744463
They absolutely tried that. Check out their sub.

>>54744463
>loyal army

>>54744463
Sears and Party City both had a pretty sizeable ape army behind them but they thankfully stayed off 4chan. AMC too has a pretty massive ape following but they don't make generals here anymore. Only you faggots and gme are left to purge then we'll be back to how things should be.

>>54744434
FUCK YEAH LETS GO

>>54744499
I would give my life for Ryan Cohen
>>54744495
How far are they towards locking the float? The GME guys have 25% already so I bet we're already more than halfway

kek hedgies. i am so balls deep into this position that you have left me no other choice but to double down

>>54744288
The price of dogshit has held steady the last few months. How's BBBY doing?

>>54744463

definitely not a financial cult lmao

>>54744507
>Only you faggots and gme are left to purge then we'll be back to how things should be
kek good luck getting the cat back in the bag hedgies are delusional for actually believing they’re going to get people to forget

The thing that Sears baggies didn’t have was EPIC REDDIT MEMES

>>54744547
kek Dogshit (ticker: DGSHT) actually has intrinsic value (fertilizer).

>>54744551
All Bed, Bath, and Beyond needs to do is buy up a bunch of rental cars, then they'll be just like Hertz.

>>54744544
can one of you baggies explain to me how you buying this stock hurts anything other than your own finances? Please walk me through the logic of how you get to hedge funds and the global economy are trembling because you're buying trash. I really want to know why you think this.
>>54744560
>getting the cat back in the bag
letting the cat run around till it dies on its own seems to be working brilliantly so far. GME is down like 80% from ATH and you all are down 99.9% quickly going to 100%

>>54744547
i'm thinking about shorting dogshit actually
if BBBY doesn't get a merger then i think all of cohen's investments will tank

>>54744580
do you even have an actual understanding of what that chart presents?

LOSING ALL MY MONEY TO OWN THE HEDGIES
I REALLY SHOWED YOU, DIDNT I KENNY? I SHOWED YOU NOT TO MESS WITH ME BY GIVING YOU ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS
YOU WONT FUCK WITH REDDIT AGAIN THATS FOR SURE

>>54744586
Fucking hedgies trying to cellar box dog shit with ladder attacks in the dark pool.

>>54744589
nope its all schizo magic my man

>>54744613
respect

>>54744507
Even if bobby fails, I'll post bobby remembrance threads everyday forever just to fuck with you

If we could just make the GME apes understand that if BBBY gets cellar boxed the hedgies will have more ammo to continue shorting them. They're at $19 right now, we were at $19 in August. The same thing is going to happen to them unless we band together, ape stronger together, and buy up the remaining float

>>54744628

>>54744621
When bobby fails and you're posting your little remembrance threads I promise to pity bump (You) with a
>kek baggies

>>54744544

BBBaggies genuinely believe their money just vanishes into the ether when they buy this garbage

they don't realize it goes straight into the hedgies pockets kek

The best part of this whole saga is getting the left and right normies all pissed off and then subtly pivoting them into becoming anti semitic.

I'm looking forward to this being over. I've made my peace with losing the 10k I put into this. Really not that much and I can afford to lose it. Maybe there will be a hail mary in the eleventh hour. Maybe not. Oh well. At least I'm not throwing temper tantrums about this stocks. To the very end.

>>54744628
Shut up Keithie, you deserve everything you get for going against GME and splintering. Fucking retard.

>>54744621
>gets permajannied
>no refunds
oh well

soon

>>54744628
>PLEASE SAVE US GME BAGGIES
Hahahahahaha is this what it's come to? Holy shit you guys are a fucking hoot. Please continue making these generals far into the future, they're comedy gold.

>>54744663
>At least I'm not throwing temper tantrums
yeah you're worse, you're coping by larping as a le zen apenigger
just DOTR and don't forget to livestream it

Bought more. Tomorrow will be rescued from Titanic

Bullish af, maybe you guys shouldn't have sold stocks to retail that actually doesn't exist

>>54744585
Even if GME suddenly fails people aren’t going to just forget everything that has happened. Retarded REDDITORS have dug up mountains of shit hedge funds would much rather have left in the dark. The truth is inevitable. Tick tock.

>54744685
I'm not going to rope over losing 10k. You some kind of poorfag or something?

>>54744628
If you could just stop being an enormously retarded baggot for 5 seconds you’d realize that BBBY would have died even without any short interest because it’s a terrible business that’s been hemorrhaging money for 5 years. Why would I ever go to BBBY when Target, Amazon, Crate & Barrel, Overstock, Home Depot, Goodwill and antique stores mog it in every price category?

>>54744667
>>54744676
>>54744646
Ape no fight ape. You're playing right into the hedgies hand and dividing retail

>>54744707
>BBBY taking the crown from ICP
holy fuck i didn't even think about this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>INTERNET
>COMPUTER
>ICY
>PEE
>TOWEL
>STORE

>>54744712
Hey if this all leads to Hitler 2.0 then fucking great, nice one, but you're still all baggies and we're still allowed to laugh at you.
Reddit are faggots btw, they'll NEVER connect the dots. The one or two that do will be shunned and end up here.

>>54744707
>muh naked shorts

we're still doin this bullshit, huh

>>54744676
>Retarded REDDITORS have dug up mountains of shit hedge funds would much rather have left in the dark
like what? Name some of these dark secrets that reddit now possess? Also you thinking the general public has the attention span longer than that of a goldfish is honestly one of the funniest things I've heard today.

>>54744722
>Buy GME
>Hold GME
>DRS GME

It was simple, it was easy, then you AMC, Loop, IMX, FTT, BBBY shit sucking "This is the next pump! its all connected" bullshit.

>>54744715
i wouldn't rope over losing 10k
i'd rope over being a gigajew-trusting redditnigger

>13 cents

>>54744722
I'm not an 'ape' you sperg, I'm a normal person with a brain. I wouldn't touch this shit or GME with a fifty foot pole.

>>54744729
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAV

>>54744743
meant to reply to
>>54744712

>>54744758
Unlucky for some! (reddit baggies)

>>54744771
ah fuck. Thanks anon. I'm retarded. Not retarded enough to buy and hold bbby but pretty retarded

>>54744323
Oh no, whatever will we do
I guess kek at you like I’ve been doing for months?

228 mil
(this means something btw)

>>54744722
Kys plebbitor faggot

I can catch this knife

>>54744364
here's your own containment thread

>>>54744841
>>>54744841
>>>54744841

>>54744743
>misclicked reply kek
You mean like their obsession with direct registration and awareness of how fucked the trade settlement process is? The general public is absolutely retarded and easy to manipulate but you can’t hide the truth from them forever.

Ape no fight ape

>"If we can't secure funding, we're going bankrupt"
>HAH THIS IS JUST A BEAR TRAP, BANKRUPTCY OFF THE TABLE, TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>"We're declaring bankruptcy"
>NOOOOOOO IT WAS FOOLPROOF HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN, WOE IS ME

>>54744847
>making another /BBBY/ thread when this current thread hasn't even reached 100 posts.

>>54744194
Based. Bought 5,000 more shares today. Calling Fidelity to DRS once they settle.

>>54744879
Wow, 600 bucks? got a highroller over here, everybody!

exciting new dogshit argument. could anon philosophers finally have beaten the shills?

>>54744899
It has absolutely crushed the baggies. And they get super pissed whenever it’s brought up. I’ve not seen such effective trolling in many years.

Brehs are we going to see .999 today?

>>54744859
It really feel like this old societal mind control via video/movies pasta was real.
>imagine basing your identity on movie shit

>>54744916
I'm not trolling, I unironically think that dogshit is a better investment than BBBY.

>>54744936
behold a man!

>>54744936
i bought the bonds since they're priced for bankruptcy and i think a full dogshit liquidation would yield lots of value for the creditors while absolutely buttfucking the shareniggers

>>54744850
ah you meant those reddit delusions you think are due dilligence. How's that worked out for (You), boss? What's that done? Cause from where I'm sitting it looks to me like all you've done is give your money away to the hedgefunds. Nothing's changed. If anything you idiots have probably made things worse with your giddyness to get fleeced. Normalfags are awake. The whole world watched you get stunted on in January of 21 and now again here. If anything they're probably more sick of you and your shit than we are.

>cant even hold 13 cents
Oh no no no baggies
You'd have been better off buying dogshit!

>>54744194
>I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING
Oh, okay dumbass.
>>54744367
This part
>Shoot your local broker/dealer

>>54744936
Did you know that gong farmers (the people who shoveled the literal shit out of the city streets in the renaissance era and carted it out of the city) were some of the highest paid peasants in renaissance times?

>>54744969
is there a way you can sell dogshit to a fertalizer company or something? Is there a value we can assign to /DGSHT/ cause it will be very funny when bobby goes below that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/12zrxu9/simple_solution/
Where's that nigga from the previous thread bragging that a few thousand dollars isn't worth dogshit (heh) to him? Well lock the float faggot.

>>54744997
>when bobby goes below that

>>54744997
/DGSHT/ isn't very good as fertilizer. It can, however, be used as an alternative fuel.

Threaded.

>>54744841
>>54744841
>>54744841
>>54744841
>>54744841

>>54745061
>gme meltdown seethie in the bbby thread
lmfao, shrek'd

>thread is exclusively shills shitposting now

great thread

>>54745035
>>54745037
>biofuel
>https://www.fastcompany.com/3045245/dont-throw-out-your-dogs-poop-its-now-a-valuable-natural-resource
A dog turd unironically has more value and use than 1 share of BBBY.

>>54745123

Bought in at 0.13.

>>54745123
https://www.fastcompany.com/3045245/dont-throw-out-your-dogs-poop-its-now-a-valuable-natural-resource
>For a beagle, it creates between 250 and 340 grams of feces per day. This allows you to run a fan for two hours.For a German dog, it’s twice as much. It could almost run your fridge.
Let's do some DD on DGSHT
https://reductionrevolution.com.au/blogs/how-to/fridge-power-consumption
>Over a full day, a fridge records between 1 to 2 kilowatt-hours (kWh) of total energy usage, or about $150 per year per fridge.
2 KHW/24 hours=.083 KWH for one (1) DGSHT
https://learnmetrics.com/kilowatt-hour-calculator/
Assuming we take the average price for kwh, One (1) DGSHIT is worth 15 cents.
One (1) DGSHIT is currently worth more than BBBY

this influx of scatological shills is bullish

>>54745214
your stock is currently and empirically worth less than literal dogshit

>>54745172
>One (1) DGSHT is worth 15 cents
>One (1) DGSHIT is currently worth more than One (1) share of BBBY
OH NO NO NO NO BROTHERS OF THE BAG NOT LIKE THIS

>>54745170
You ARE going to wagmi

>>54745225
>BROTHERS OF THE BAG
That's for GMEChads only

>>54745239
these are just baggots then. Fucking hell. I'm still laughing about that DGSHT = 0.15

>>54745221
>>54745261

>>54745280
and?

>>54745172
Thanks for the dd friend, really gives me confidence in my investment.

>>54745280
stay seething baby

>>54745289
The bear case for DGSHT is 10 cents per DGSHT
BBBY is about to go below that

>>54745280
A shofar is an ancient musical horn typically made of a ram's horn, used for Jewish religious purposes.

>>54745214
This. Why else would someone go out of their way to tell me not to buy dogshit unless they were scared of it? The anti-dogshit sentiment is all the proof I need that I'm in the right play, gonna go scoop up some more cheapies now.

hostile takeover?

>>54745225
One share of BBBY please. Keep the change.

>>54745343
You can’t do a hostile takeover of a delisted company.

I can’t express enough how it blows my mind that you baggies are still here. Are you all bots or are people really this stupid? How depressing.

>>54745343
I'll take anything at this point

>>54745362
good thing its not delisted then

>>54745236
what does wagmi mean ?.

>>54745312
>>54745319
with the general increase in environmentalism and how every sector is moving towards renewable energy I think there's a very good bull case that could be put together on DGSHT. Add to that there are anons in this thread right now that do not want you to buy DGSHT. Why? Why would anyone tell me what to do with my money? This is very bullish signs according to the baggots. I predict we'll be at 0.25+ pretty easily by June. Strap in lads, wagmi with DGSHT

>>54745172
KEK THIS IS INCREDIBLE STUFF

>>54745343
scat enjoyers and ukraine supporters banding together against bbby is bullish

>>54745380
good thing it's not bankrupt then
good thing it's not below a dollar then
good thing ryan cohen didn't sold then

>>54745343
Kek he literally hates Sue Gove

Hedge fund sisters, M&A announcement on Friday or Sunday for a premarket run to $10?

>>54745366
I can’t express enough how it blows my mind that you haters are still here. Are you all bots or are people really have this much free time? How depressing.

Was this the plan of the board?

File for Chapter 11
Go to court (that was fast, how did they get an appointment so quickly?)
Filing Ch.11 frees the company from bond hostage from Freeman and DTC
Don't contest the delisting from Nasdaq or file for extension
Since a buyer will come and buyout the company within the week
Or they need more then 180 days if the extension was applied and accepted
Either the buyer is Icahn or Newell.
With a stock and cash deal to BTFO shorts.

Also where the fuck is earnings?

>>54745445
>Also where the fuck is earnings?
What earnings?

>>54745437
How much did you pay for your bag?

>>54745445
They’re bankrupt. What’s the SEC gonna do, find a non-existent entity?

kek

>>54745468
Its over

>>54745482
9000

>>54745424
>Kek he literally hates Sue Gove

It's testing 11 again

How many of you baggies are incels?

Earnings after market, buying .50c's to see if Sue sold this company to avoid going to prison for the eToro interview.

>>54745495
AST's per share sale commission is $0.12/share.

Baggots pretty soon won't even be able to sell lmfao

>>54745343
this could get interesting

>>54745522
I'd accept lengthy legal proceedings for the entire board in exchange for ~1.3k I've put into this going up in smoke desu, was basically the entire reason why I yolo'd some dosh in it to begin with. If it's a class action I'll be sure to submit the dogshit DD the shills came up with as evidence of misconduct in devaluing shares to lower than what a doggie dookie would get me.

>Wasnt my time after all

Guys the next week is gonna going to awesome just wait and hold your stocks for deer life

PLEASE

>>54745383
We're all gonna make it

>>54745383
https://streamable.com/e/j9ycp7

>>54745595
>deer
If only deer anon was here. He'll save us....r...right?

>>54745413
wait wait wait wait. Wait just a fucking minute. Ryan Cohen was the founder and CEO of Chewy. A company that specializes in the care of pets. ANONS! OPEN YOUR EYES! THIS IS IT! This is the real plan all along. He dumped his bags on BBBY and is rolling it all that dosh into dogshit. Chewy and gamestop merge into a renewable energy/electronics company called GMERICA. Chewy specialized in giving the dogs proper food so their turds are the highest grade for alternative fuel use and a retooled GME becomes the processing and electronics arm of the company. Holy fuck this is huge. The real play has been right under our noses this whole time.

Reminder that me and 2 other guys were here Saturday, one day before the BK announcement, spreading fud in the BBBY general BY OURSELVES.

Anyone still fudding BBBY is an opportunistic vulture that deserves to be hung. You didn’t predict shit. If you avoided the BBBY bull traps along the way it was because you were so poor you didn’t have even $50 to put in.

>>54745646
>company sells dogfood
>gets turned into dogshit
>dogshit is 15c per DGSHT
>>54745653
>If you avoided the BBBY bull traps along the way it was because you were so poor you didn’t have even $50 to put in.
kek I bought more GME

>>54745595
I dont selling Never my bbby

>>54745463
I have 24k riding this to the upside, where's your skin in the game?

ryan cohen is going to resurrect BBBY from bankruptcy like jesus

Kek baggies

>>54745761
bbbased

>>54745646
Stop it with the dogshit meme. You sound like a middle manager.

Scam threads like this should be forbidden. Dumb redditors who read this turd might actually buy shares of a company that's bankrupt and will very soon cease to exist.

>>54745572
>the dogshit DD
How dare you. The DD on dogshit is solid, don't besmirch it by comparing it to the BBBY "DD".

>>54745786
>he didn't get in Dogshit (Ticker: DGSHT) at 10 cents
>he doesn't know

>>54745773
Sue Grove is the type of businesswoman you'd see in an airport lounge, thinking it is good, despite being overcrowded and filled with normies and food that makes you sick, eating all the salad she can get while working on her laptop and thinking she's hot, when in reality she not only hit the wall but slammed right through it.

>>54745653
My ride or die homie.

>>54745777
Checked.
I’m thinking WAGMI

>>54744316
No, the jig is up. This proves retard lightning won't strike twice, so no more gamestop. They'll moo and go back to investing in Pokémon cards.

HEDGE SISTERS. I NEED A PRICE UPDATE ON TICKER “BBBY” RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>54744194
0.0 EOY

>>54745420
real

>>54745572
>>54745786
Just bought two more dogs.

>>54744544
Keked and checked.

>>54745949
I would love the opportunity to go kick in some baggie doors to shill in person. It’s not like they would be able to physically stop me.

>>54745761
If Friday bbby quote 001 buy 100,000

>>54745437
>it blows my mind
Cmon now baggie, you can’t be serious

>>54745626
What does this have to do with BBBY? Kek parasite baggies

>>54746008
BBBY: held by parasites
DGSHT: has parasites
Can I get a valuation of the common parasite present in DGSHT?

>https://www.axios.com/2023/04/26/bed-bath-beyond-coupons-container-store-babylist
good news baggies! You can still use the coupons though not at bbby.
>>54746020
would the parasites make it worth more or less?

>>54746020
I cant speak to value but I can say with certainty that the parasites in dogshit are of much better moral character than the parasites on r/bbby and in the bbby boardroom

>>54745983
cmon now ranjeesh, you can't be delirious?

>>54746059
>would the parasites make it worth more or less?
More, because the parasite's biomass contributes to the energy contained in DGSHT.
>>54746065
I disagree, the BBBY and DGSHT parasites are similar in that they can both be burned.

HEDGE FUND SISTERS I WANT THE PRICE LOWER

IM NOT BUYING ANY MORE UNTIL WE HIT 6 CENTS

DO YOU HEAR ME YOU DUMB FUCKS?

LOWER

Does anyone want to loan me some of their dog shit? I’ll sell it at current market value, and return it to you at a later date.

>>54746103
Project much? You’re down 99% and yo ur company is getting delisted in a week

>>54746155
I DRS'd all my DGSHT. kek hedgies

>>54746172
make sure to set your DGSHT to Book. No partial turds either. Only DRS whole ones.

>>54746172
>dog registered shit

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 12 CENTS???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Shillbros... Just overhead Kenny say he's gonna throw us all another dark pool party if we can get this baby to single digits by friday. Try not to throw up from too many pina coladas this time mark ;)

>>54746182
>No partial turds either.
No dingleberries

KEK UPON MY BAGS, YE SHILLS, AND DESPAIR!

>>54746159
Object much? Your efforts are up 0% and you will be crying within the week

Objective: Kill /BBBY/
Dante must die mode: Don't post in /BBBY/

The money I put in was for food, and the food would have just been eaten anyway and eventually become obsolete

When they make the Dumb Money 2 movie about bbby, I wonder who will play the shill? I’m guessing The Rock.

>>54746221
I have become shill, kekker of bags.

GUYS COHEN TWEETED WHAT DOES IT MEAN
HOW MANY MORE TWEETS UNTIL KING JEW SAVES US

>>54746284
>whats your name son?
uh, Kais Malee-
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS

>>54746020
Kek kethies are literal dogshit, I love this timeline

>>54746314
>WHAT DOES IT MEAN
oh you now what it means

>>54745769
what upside? your money is gone, baggie punk. go back to work. wendys is hiring now.

>>54745949
Can I get an edit of Keith Flint with the gun?

literally obsessed

>>54746233
You really need to rethink your life if you actually believe that anything is going to happen. I suggest therapy

I bought another 500 shares because of how absolutely unhinged these threads are. lol

>>54746399
50 whole dollars? Hey big spender!

>>54746437
how demoralizing, that's not very cash money of you

>>54746399
BASED SLURPER. COME WAGMI WITH ME.

>>54746437
When you put it like that it seems insane not to buy a 10k sui stack

>>54746437
That's exactly what I'm talking about. You couldn't resist replying to me. lol why tho?

kek dumbfuck mike le keith bbbyaggots

Eleven (11)

Lower.

OH NONONO BABBY GOING DOWN

>>54746699Feels like a lot of new people here are confused so let me clarify for you. If you didn’t realize this is a Lambo or food stamps play, you’ve come here under false pretenses. This is a scary time for everyone, obviously. That doesn’t mean you have a right to beatdown and berate the rest of us for following through with our plans by telling us “it’s over”. If you believe that, sell your position and respectfully move on. If not, support your fellow apes.

As someone who’s been buying since $20 price, I’m going to see my plan through till the end. 2580 bought today. Final position 15,000 @ .6228.

Tits are jacked and lubed for maximum friction reduction. I’m strapped in and ready for lift off. See y’all on the moon.

Imagine being this obsessed with a stock, I could never

>>54746699
Not your problem.

>>54746699
GOOD I SAID WANT IT AT 6 CENTS TOMORROW YOU HEAR ME YOU HEDGE KEK DUMB FUCKS YOU DO AS I SAY

>>54746699
>BBBY TO THE MOO-ACK

>>54746707

This

but

unironically

>>54746696
Not your problem, kek

>11 cents
>40% down in a day
>baggies on suicide watch
Its a good day to be a shill. Here is a visual depiction of the fight between shills and baggies

>ALL
>TIME
>LOWS
>JUST
>ARRIVE
>>54746748
Never was

Now what

UH OH BAGGIES WE ARE HEADED TO ANOTHER ATL
$0.10 INCOMING

AHAHAHAHA

>>54746707
I've been loading up at .12-.14.

Been here since 22 bucks in August. Not leaving.

>>54746707
Based but be realistic and just filter bad faith spammers

SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH

>>54746778
>I've been loading up at .12-.14.
I have good news for you: you can still load up

>>54746749
lol i didn't hear no bell
probably due to shills screaming about poop and parasites
but i didn't hear no bell

Tomorrow I'm slurping

>>54746790
>>54746797
kek did the FUCK YOU I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW faggot still at it or has he roped?

>>54746778
i have even better news for you. On May 3rd you won't even need to say you're never selling.

Do I deposit my $4500 check I get tomorrow into this? Even a final pump to $1 would make me a nice return

It do be like that tho

It's getting delisted. That's it. End of.
You are deranged, unhinged and coping. There are no arguments to be made for purchasing BBBY.
Reality is setting in.
Let go.
Stop fighting.
Stop making embarrassing threads.
It's over.

>>54746814
Most trading platforms won’t let you buy a delisted stock.

>>54746814
>Even a final pump to $1 would make me a nice return
This isn't crypto. Your brain has been fried by tiktok, easy money and low interest rates

>people unironically buying into a literally bankrupt towel store
can't decide if this is stupider than lunc baggots but it's close

>>54746834
I love how BBBaggies went from "IT WILL SQUEEZE TOO" to "I'm okay with an x10 of current prices"

>>54746814
$4500 at these prices is close to what David Kastin is being paid out over 3 years

>>54744194

>>54746814
who the fuck would buy this dogshit for a dollar kek

>struck another ATL just as markets closed
Based

>>54746859
It was $7 just a few months ago and fundamentally not much has changed with the business since then.

30k shares kek

>>54746852
BBBaggies have surpassed both lunc and icp baggies.

Shills are afraid because they know what comes next. This will be biblical. WAGMI.

https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1400822150777368578

>>54746871
>not much has changed with the business since then

They diluted the common stock seven times over and then proceeded to declare bankruptcy.

Noooo don't buuuuuy but also buy I'll kek your bags nooooo I'm not a psychotic ganges waste water enthusiast

Kek

>>54746871
you know, except being bankrupt

Announcement AH
They will accelerate delisting to tomorrow.

It needs to be Friday already so this can end once and for all.

>>54746930
Bankruptcy was priced in months ago.

>>54746917
no one is telling you not to buy. the deal works like this:
>buy as much as you want
>but we get to kek your bags when you immediately goes down
simpleas

>>54744712
Lol what? This is the craziest thing I have ever heard in all my years in biz. Read your post back to yourself a few times you neurodivergent piece of garbage. Lol

>trusting a jew
this is what you get.

>>54746950
so what is happening now then?

>>54746949
>Hedge funds hate this one trick!

AH percolation

>>54746939
A C C E L E R A T E
T I M E W A V E Z E R O

>>54746956
>t. psychotic ganges waste water enthusiast

>>54746950
except it wasn't, because bagholders bought the stock en masse on the assumption bankruptcy was off the table.

>>54744716
>NO! You can’t mention the actual product the company is selling it’s all secret cabals of hedgies!

the real price has been lowered to 2K in ongoing shadow negotiations with the hedgecucks

>>54746916
are you implying short sellers took out over a billion dollars when they began raising money for operations and paying employees?

>>54746790

>>54746950
months ago all of you were screaming BK was off the table. So how was it always priced in? A month ago you were at .80 cents and now you're at .11. An 85% drop is priced in to you?
>>54746992
i yam what i yam but at least I ain't a baggie

Guys I found a way to make money with BBBY

>>54744628
Yes! Continue to ape, ape all day and night, never stop aping. Hahahaha! This is by far the best thread on biz

>>54746887
I'm a bbby, wluna, and shib baggy.

I'll remember you when the world is starving and I own all of the vertical farms in the country.

>>54747007
bro what the fuck are you on about

>>54747009
>towel
kek well played

Anyone see the almost 13.5 mil candle at the bell? I noticed one of these the other day for like 6 mil shares and the ask was like $10k at the bell. Right now it's showing $2k ask at the bell and say another one of these massive orders as the price goes down. Any clue what these are? Idc if this rugs to zero or rips to infinity I'm just curious why this is happening.

>2 pennies

>>54744660
Kek. One can hope

>>54747040
Is Citadel even short BBBY?

Kek baggies

>>54747053
It corrects to the real price in afterhours.

>>54747033
>I AM LONGINUS BAGGIUS REX
penny for your thoughts, sire?

>>54747053
https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nasdaq-bbby/ Forgot to add a link to something showing this ask.

>>54747056
No but they stole all their DD from Gamestop baggies so they hate Kenny either way

>>54746982
>>54747003
percolation intensifies

Nooooooo I'll shit on the street thread after thread after thread I want to be here I WANT TO BE HERE

Kek

>>54747080
You should check other stocks on chartexchange at bell close tomorrow. It always shows weird asks in the thousands for every stock

>>54747053
Not enough shares are available so the next highest ask is showing in the lit order book, yesterday it was showing 10k on IEX. Unfortunately so long as dark pools are operating and can just fart out infinite shares those prices aren't getting hit unless some truly insane news comes out and everything loaned gets recalled all at once.

>>54747068
I've seen enough GME glitches to know the wild bid/ask is indications of the order book drying up/mm sorcery failing. But these are orders first 6 mil, now 12 mil in the last second of the day, where then a high price is shown all night till tomorrow, that is what I'm curious about.

the saga is almost over. delisting next week

>>54746639
For the lulz, because you’re a retard.

percolatorbros...

Newell buyout Friday

>>54747131
i'm a baggie and even i know bbby is just a gme fud
i'm just in it for the screencap
:D

>>54746707
It’s over

>>54747170
>I'm kekking your bags ser see bbbags kekked

>>54747189
Also they're using the 40m they got for payroll to buy back shares. Hopefully.

>>54747221
kek, because the last share buyback worked out so great

will you bbbaggies still be making threads after delisting? like those japanese soldiers in the jungle years after WW2?

>>54747237
yes, i will be the last jungle soldier of emperor coherito

>>54747237
after it's delisted and the stores are closed I think the jannies will permaban these threads as there'll be no point to them. There's not any point now aside all of us dunking on bbby and shilling dgsht but the store is technically still alive and open.

>>54747237
will keith find something else? or will he wander these threads until the coppers come at him?
who knows

Nah ill still be kekking baggies 3 months from now in /BBBYQ/ threads when the stock price goes from 0.0002 to 0.0001

>>54747236
The trick is to buy back when you're at ATL.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/12zy2ab/its_the_end_of_the_day_and_as_usual_were_all/
I see you nigger

>Bed Bath and Beyond CEO Sue Gove has been found shot dead at her home in New Jersey. A suspect is in custody

>>54747351
>when asked why he did it, the suspect's only response was "he doesn't know."

>>54746707
>As someone who’s been buying since $20 price

Why I never gave up on RC:

If RC truly fucked up and led us here. Then why did he post "At least her cart is full" 5 days before he sold his stake? Fine, he fucked up, why didn't he delete that? If wanted to convince us that he really gave up on it he could have just deleted that tweet.

Then there was the filing from BBBY after he sold, saying that they had come to some kind of agreement on strategy?

He definitely knows how many people follow him and have bought shares because of him, why would he post a photo with Carl Icahn? If he was truly out and knew this company was going bankrupt, he would at least try to not mislead us again. He knows we analyze all his tweets and sniff tinfoil between every word.

Then he does this interview with GMEdd, and I see winks and very careful words used.

Then he releases Teddy, which sounds like a killer brand name for babies. With books full of.. let's say kid stories going to CHINA.

The only explanation if he or Icahn does not end up getting involved, is that he does not give a shit, if he did not want to mislead us, all he had to do was STAY SILENT, which I think he's really good at. Instead, we're still hanging on all of the above mysteries.

>>54747351
Suspect is reportedly an Uber driver from the New York metropolitan area

what this

Cant wait for single digits tomorrow

>>54747426
"Bath and Beyond" kek cringelarp

I'm convinced we got fucking tricked into being exit liquidity or something by hedgies. all those posts about people claiming to buy huge amounts more were probably fake

>>54747426
kyaaa chatgpt-chan

>>54747426
Where'd it come from doe

>>54747410
Have you ever considered the possibility that billionaires might *not* be trying to send you secret messages through tweets and books for manchildren?

This is me from yesterday >>54742162
Facebook blowout earnings. I'm getting shrimp and lobster.

Everything just tastes and feels better knowing that I'm not a BBBaggY.

>>54747497
Almost tripled my position this morning premarket @ .15 per share. New total is 74,000. Will be DRSing majority of shares come Monday.

I like this stock. Not financial advice. You do you; I'll do me.

>>54747237
I hope not, us shill bros have to stick together. maybe morph into /kek/ general

The amount of chili concerned about my money is too high.

If I was a shill and I lost hope I would sell and not hang around here trying to get people to paperhand. It doesn't make any sense to me why so many are writing demoralising comments. Makes me then think they are trying to get people to paperhand and sell. Who do we sell to? Is selling the right move? I am just curious

>>54747520
Alright m80, just wanted to throw that out there

>>54747484
>we got fucking tricked into being exit liquidity
you did give your money over to the hedgies but they didn't trick you. You all did that all by yourselves. They just gleefully sat back and took your money that you practically shoved into their fists. All the while you cursed them and thought you were hurting them but in reality you were giving away your money to them. Good job for finally figuring it out, dumbass.

>>54747503
>rather be a faggy than a bbbaggy
ngmi

>>54747503
>they're using blue chip stocks as distraction stocks now
kek

Upon reflection, I believe the leadership team exhibited an inadequate level of transparency in their communication with shareholders on the going concern of the business. In January, investors were led to belive the business maintained its going concern after resolving the presumed debt convenant breach. Either A) The leadership team was aware there were still significant going concern issues and failed to adequetely communicate these issues to shareholders, or B) the leadership team is incompetent based on their inability to prepare and execute a feasible turnaround plan despite communicating they could.

As an investor, I am disappointed.

As a consumer, I am disappointed.

As a shareholder who is trusting of company leadership and fiduciary duty, I am disappointed.

As a person, this experience highlights the power of human capital. Bed Bath and Beyond had the tangible resources to do something meaningful over the past year. I am dissapointed the team responsible for doing so did not have the skill or desire to do more.

My shares are held in a savings account that does not allow for U.S. OTC shares, so if the stock is transitioned to an OTC market, I will be forced to sell, losing ~$25K. This is a large amount for me, but is also an outcome of my original investment thesis that I accepted when buying the stock.

>>54747566
I bought here when zuck went all in on metaverse bullshit and everyone rightfully dumped the shit out of his stock for him being a dumbass.

Sorry to distract you. I'm getting shrimp, king grab legs and lobster. What are you getting with your BBBY earnings?

>>54746358
I have more money than you will make in a lifetime punk, ask your mom to finish off my sloppy toppy. Time is money

>>54746381
You really need to rethink your life if actually believe that anything is not going to happen. I suggest reading more DD

>>54747599
>What are you getting with your BBBY earnings?
>mistaking me for a BBBaggie

Newell

>>54747609
>I have more money than you will make in a lifetime punk
the way you invest I highly doubt that. Also you should look up what doing actual due diligence looks like. Protip: It isn't ever a few posts on reddit

Threaded
>>54747631
>>54747631
>>54747631

>bbyaggies now think that gaben will bail them out

Some people are about to find out that naked shorting is not game for fools to play. But after they do: they'll learn a valuable lesson.

>>54747123
>it was showing 10k on IEX
That's what makes this interesting for me. I'm trying to see an L2 order book that is free that shows this. Because unless I'm wrong(idk I probably am, whatever): this looks like someone spending $1.3mil at the bell at least twice now, not affecting the price what soever despite this being millions of shares at once spot price somehow, then the big ask shows up.

>>54747655
Gotta risk it to get the biscuit, dog

>>54747237
Yes

>>54747846
that's why I'm going all in oh $DGSHT