/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54741746
Yes, market manipulation

>>54741746
Buy a crystal ball

>>54741791
Example:
If you were to buy vast amounts of a single magic the gathering card, let's say the card "cabal coffers". Then you made a video of those cards being destroyed, not all of them, you just manipulated the supply which will directly change the price of the card.

>>54741746
>1000x
Plinko 1 ball 2 seconds.

>>54741914
I like Keno. better odds

>>54741746
Selling Drugs...

>>54741746
Become a whore
>you put only your body, so literally 0 value
>you get something in return.
Even better than x1000 gain, because you make something from a literal zero.

>>54741746
smash and grab a jeweler store

>>54741834
Listen nerd nobody cares about MTG anymore

>>54742875
The exact opposite is true

>>54741746
>get at least 500 avaxxies
>stake
>forget about it
>repeat when the staking period ends
>enjoy rewards
you're welcome anon

>>54745230
How much avax do I need to become a validator?

its always gambling even if you start a business, but i just buy the shit they shill in @armyofshills on tg and have made multiple X pretty consistently so far

>>54741746
i gambled yesterday and turned 0.056 eth into 0.735

You could go work for a dollar and it would be infiniteX compared to your broke ass neet life.

>>54741746
Can't fucking guarantee you of 1000x but I'm certain CYMi is very cheap to buy with low MC

>>54741746
Kidnapping a Rothschild and asking for payment, but I think that's a difficult one...

>>54741746
No, there's none kek, but you could earn some shekels constantly after getting a Nilo croc and brushing your teeth

>>54746552
>Making shekels brushing my teeth
Is this the ultimate NEET strategy? How the fuck?

>>54746552
you better give further explanation before I proceed to gut you out

>>54746350
>No 1000x guaranteed
Why are you shilling this piece of shit then?

>>54746552
I never thought I'd see brush to earn as a thing kek

You could 1000x the purchase price of a handgun and some ammo if you are smart enough

>>54741746
the one riding the bull is the best alternative

>>54742613
>Selling Drugs
Unless you create a cartel, drug dealing gives you a x2 at best.

Bet on Stake.

>>54741746

3000x on Stake anon 3x more than you asked.

>>54747698
That's why I say this >>54747650
I conclude that only Gambling can bring through that others are scams.

>>54741746
Buy tether, Bitcoin and doge. Move them to CryptMi app. Buy pizza and undone hotdog for McDonald's. Wait for your lifetime rewards.

>>54747455
Manufacturing drugs is a 10x though. Meth is stupid easy to make, and if you're too much of a brainlet for that, buying bulk cocaine and turning it into crack rock is literally idiot proof

>>54746183
The minimum amount to become a validator is 2,000, anon. I hope you can make it. soon. From there, you have a safe pass on the bull.

>>54741746
Buy a pair of kneepads for $17, and then suck 11 dicks a day for $50 each (assumes you have 31 days instead of 30)

>>54748092
$50 might be too much. He should suck 550 dicks for $1 each. That would solve op's thirst for cock problem too so it's a win-win.

>>54741746
Thank me later

>>54748186
There's not enough time in the day to suck 550 dicks you dummy

>>54748373
550 dicks at 2 mins each would only be 18 hours. I bet you feel stupid right now.

Make a memecoin, shill it to retards here and hope one of them is popular enough to get it mentioned on TV so other retards see it buy it then cash out.

>>54748497
Damn bro, these nuggets are straight up addicting, they got all the plebs going crazy. But I ain't trippin', I made bank on a smart degen play on BPuff and used some profits to cop that holoride retrofit package. Been daydreamin' about that shit forever. And guess what? With the code HODLRIDER, I got €75 off. That's some good shit right there if you don't know.

>>54741746
Might not go to 1000x now, but CYMI is a good token to consider for generational wealth

>>54748005
If you don't have the min to become a validator, you can buy the min sui, which is around 500 avax anon

>>54742841
>>54741746
>acquire gun
>use 100% off coupon (rob)

>>54741746
Become Jewish

>>54742827
You lose your soul

>>54741746
Gambling on Stake.

>>54746216
Kek, gambling is a sure way to throw your money away anon. I go about my investments different and would rather gain decent gains by staking alts like INJ, SYLO and NEAR on Huobi with a minimum risk level.

>>54741746
You won't get that irrealistic amount of money in a month anon, but if you wait some years and buy some Sora, we will witness the rise of the new BTC, I still remember when XOR was an ATH back then, we will make it again

>>54741914
>>54742604
>>54747650
>>54747698
>>54753048
KILL YOURSELF

>>54741746
buy kneepads and practice sucking knobs

get better at it and suck older knobs for more money

Just gamble away some money and get a suicide stack in the most popular shitcoins

>>54747890
WIth how my government is talking about raising already highest taxes in Europe, I am seriously considering going the illegal way.
Anyway, talking in Minecraft terms of course. To refresh my memory, since the last time I contemplated this was like 8 years ago. Which is better way. P2P or phosphorus? I know only these 2 ways. Is there a 3rd?

>>54741746
If you buy a token like mni a few weeks before the bullish rally. Possibly when the partners begin rolling in, then you stand a chance, yes.

>>54741746
buy RAIL, XMR, ROSE. Hodl till next bullrun. But if you must make a 10x within one month. Use 3 weeks to make extensive plans, also get a small pistol and on the last week go to the bank with what you have, point the gun at the manager and request to get a 10x of what you have.

>>54748328
Kek, I'd rather buy privacy tokens than this hard shilled shit.