/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54738576
Its called browns and money printing combo.

>>54738604
?

>>54738576
>5 bathrooms for 4 bedrooms
Nani?

I live in Miami but I don't live near the beach or anything like that.
The beach/downtown area is for tourists and rich dorks

>>54738691
why do people find that so strange.
One is off the kitchen or living room for guests.
I've seen 10 beds 22 baths before.

>>54738691
it's an american thing you're too europoor to understand. enjoy your pod, bugs and high taxes

>>54738697
then how can you call yourself a true miamioner?

>>54738576
>>54738683
are we just going to ignore the 1995 and 2001 prices.

>>54738723
>enjoy your pod, bugs and high taxes
if it happens it will happen in america first

>>54738723
at least we europoor pay downwards of 1/10 your property taxes. enjoy paying the government rent on your 800k plywood box forever kek

>>54738576
this is in one of the nicest/most exclusive neighborhoods in miami beach so its not that suprising. florida real estate in general is very boom/bust and its booming right now

>>54738691
Bedrooms sometimes have their own bathroom and it's better to have a public bathroom so guests don't have to walk through your bedroom.

>>54738576
Florida will be a rich techbro 3rd world citadel with bitcoin rich earlyfags and deranged bank/finance guys like that guy from citadel capital GME posters hate, and whatever crooks from government that flee to florida when their states fall. Rest of america will be a monero PvP zone. Us late adopters of crypto are better off just becoming monero hackermen of the wastes making our own PvP parties to survive.

Happening in Tampa too. My parents bought a modest home on Davis Islands in the late 90s for under 200k and it's currently valued well north of a million.

Picrel is a very similar example. Luckily I'll be inheriting it in the future.

>>54738576
>6.5m to live in the place niggers trash annually

If I wanted to move to Miami and live in a house (vs an apt), what area would Miamianons recommend me to look?

>>54738697
>I live in Miami but I don't live near the beach or anything like that
Even if you lived at the furthest point away from the coast, isn't that only like 8 miles away? Seems close enough

>>54740973
Tampa scares me. Anything that grows that fast is terrifying, but they have the infrastructure for it. Ian didn't wash enough of the transplants out.

>>54738691
>Doesn't rotate his shitting spot during the workweek
ngmi

>>54738576
Naples, FL is almost worse.
The houses there are just as expensive, but there's not nearly as much to do there.
Plus Miami has a ton of good looking women, everyone in Naples is old.

>>54744198
>Naples, FL is almost worse.
what's the appeal.
Its just looks like a far our suburb of Tampa. I get the houses are nice. But is that it.

>>54740973
imagine buying that mediocre home for 1.1 mil and paying 13200 in goy taxes every year. fuck america.

It's always been this way sirs. Miami Beach is very nice but super inflated.

>>54739630
it was 250k in 1995.

>>54746161
It's a teardown. The location is great too as it's right across the bridge from downtown
Also, property taxes in FL are relatively low. It's the flood insurance that's REALLY going to get you

>>54746075
>what's the appeal
Naples is like a warm Aspen. Every wealthy person from up north winters in Naples. Basically an ultra wealthy winter hermitage. It is a pretty beautiful area for what it's worth, but I would never live there.

>>54743213
Depends on your budget, be prepared to spend at least a million and a half if you're planning that move. Some areas I'd suggest:
>coconut grove
>coral gables
>pinecrest
If you're looking at South Florida in general:
>boca raton
>aventura
>west palm
Avoid laudy too

>>54746312
>Naples is like a warm Aspen
west palm beach for people who can't afford west palm beach.

>>54746341
You mean palm beach? West palm is way cheaper than naples

>>54738766
How much would you need to pay per month/year in taxes to own such a house ?