/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he baked

>>54713515
bonjour

A week ago I bought calls at 417 and puts at 407 thinking there is no way it continues to crab at 412 for yet another whole week.

They expire tomorrow.

What the fuck.

Up or down, God has a plan for you and it is good.

Cop or not? 900 Euros wallet, for men.

>>54713586
Ostrich? Why is it so god damn expensive?

>>54713576
you again? hey snibs

>>54713586
alternative, 395 euros

>>54713586
They're rolling out a digital Euro so wallets will be obsolete.

>>54713586
At that price point you might as well just hand make your own wallet

>>54713586
>>54713609
why are rich people so retarded?
What the fuck do you need a 400€ ugly ass wallet?????
fuck outta here baka

>>54713482
Because AI was another fotm fad that won't have any impact on the economy, no greater than the fax machine.

um bobros WTFWT?

>Every day is the same
I hate the crab market

>>54713626
this comment will not age well.

>>54713586
fit for a elementary school art class trashcan

>>54713642
>every day is the same
and why arent you making money then?

>>54713622
Rich people genuinely are retarded with the exception of people like Warren Buffett. They spend money on stupid shit just for the sake of it which is why people will pay $10k for a supreme hoodie.

>>54713626
>no greater than the fax machine.
wasnt the fax machine revolutionary though as evidenced by its use all these years later?

Just making an announcement that I will be DCAing today
Adjust your investments accordingly

>>54713586
>>54713609

cheaper looks better but are those regular boring wallets??

im pondering getting something with card holder and some extra stuff. like pic related

>>54713626
>implying the robots aren't going to try to take over the world.
They're going to install micro chips in your brain and then the ai is going to use mind control on the people to do their bidding. The meat bags are going to become the nigger to the ai's bidding, and anybody who tries to stop the ai will just get shot faster than a nigger trying to retrieve a basketball from some outstanding and respectable boomer's yard.

Ok last one, i don't want to overcomplicate things.

oh my god

>>54713662
Depends. Zuckerberg paying 400$ per tshirt, just to look like he bought it from H&M doesn't bother me. He pays too much but he is looking for quality and pays less in term of net worth than even multi-millionaires. Idiots paying $1000 to collect sneakers. Yeah, that's dumb.

How are earnings looking? Mostly focused on Nasdaq stocks as that's what I'm shorting

>>54713642
>>Every day is the same
>I hate the crab market
That's a lot of strategies to make huge money in crab

>>54713626
ai will ruin 4chan for sure. will be nothing but ai bots trolling. i bet its already happening at some level

>he doesnt make enough gains to buy a white wallet

>>54713719
> lower estimates
> beat estimates
> Stocks to new aths

>>54713726
Explain.

I know you can sell puts and calls simultaneously but its not that much dough compared to buying puts and calls.

How does one lever up on the lack of volatility?

>>54713742
i shit my pants too often for one of those

>>54713586
>>54713609
no one cares - jesus fuck
please go post your shit in /fa/ stop shitting up /smg/ with wallets
you've been posting them all morning

>FRC
Goddammit I should have bought. Not gonna hold it.

>>54713732
>ai will ruin 4chan for sure. will be nothing but ai bots trolling.
people using ai to shitpost and spam has already been a thing for months now, arguably years. i distinctly remember some aussie fucker on /pol/ dumping code about a bot that can just post whatever and act like you are conversing with it. or it would reply to someones post with something almost nonsensical

are ya crabbing, son?
because I sure the hell am

>>54713775
TA suggests your poorfolio is about to have an upwards breakout. Congrats anon.

>>54713753
the market is just swinging up and down for the last month. just buy the opposite when it makes a big move in one direction.

>>54713775
no im making ATH every week

>>54713753
it's the usual condor with options

but crabbing is shit on futures

>>54713714
You really can't use examples like zuck or musk because they are both robot tier level autistic. I'm pretty sure musk's ex wife said at one point they were living in some shitty house eating nothing but peanut butter sandwiches for 8 days straight when he was a billionaire kek. Those types don't do what they do for money. They just happen to have it.

>>54713672
Fax machines are the most secure way to transmit data to date.

>prove me wrong, you wont you will use this fact in real life. When you use this fact, also say: VIAIDS is real

>THAT. IS. JUST. NOT. TRUE.
>the stock market is [pause] down
>but it is NOT completely eroding away
>AND. IT. WILL. COME. BACK. UP
>WE. KNOW. THAT.
>you can look at the track record and know that this is temporary
https://youtu.be/d8iKMXIfaY4
It's beyond comprehension how easy boomers had it.

>>54713775
based 100% VOO chad

>>54713787
Fucking christ anon I thought you meant make money while it isnt moving at all jesus fuck.

Maybe buying puts on vix? I have no idea. Buying puts on leveraged vix?

FRC bros...

its our time

>>54713796
zoom out a little :^)

>>54713726
>>54713753

I haven't touched a single option in over a month and have made realized gains every day. If you can't make money in this crabfest you should just bogglehead instead of donating your money to jews gambling on 0dtes

>>54713797
The problem is that your premiums dump for selling options when volatility is low

>>54713766
yeah on a local chan there is a lot of shitty insults that are bots for sure. very close to nonsensical too.

>>54713796
>comparing one month to one year

>>54713802
>find most effecient way to carb load
>woman complains

Autists > NPCs

>>54713817
o-ok

>>54713765
poorfag

>>54713836
you take out that money or did Yellen?

>>54713830
True, there was one autist here yesterday that bought like 1000 cans of deenz so I get it. Fucking disgusting, but I get it.

>>54713847
I don't give a fuck what wallet you use.
Talk about stocks. Go fuck yourself, you're a faggot.

>>54713855
that was when I moved it into tdameritrade to trade options. i got spooked when i almost lost everything to a 0dte and came back to where i belong, under a permanent PDT restriction.

>>54713822
>realized gains
Too bad about the unrealized losses, though.

>>54713847
People who can actually afford high fashion don't have logos on their gear, that's nigger level marketing

>>54713805
Out of all the "finance guru's" out there, I think I hate this faggot the most. Typical boomer who literally has life on practice mode, and then wants to tell people who've been completely fucked by the system to suck it up and try harder. The worst of the worst when it comes to boomers.

>>54713868
falling hard for bait. These wallets are by Louis Vuitton. Since today the shit company that produces these awful things the most valuable european stock company. So this is /smg related.

>>54713810
oh no, i'm in some highly questionable bullshit
it just somehow averages out to be VOO but with a little extra volatility
i basically made my own VOO from garbage picks and possible mental handicapped investing

>>54713822
u r beating
me

>>54713876
I'm mostly JEPI and cash, only have 5 positions and only one of them would qualify as a bag (-4.6% on VALE) it pays 8% divvies though so it's a stretch to call it a bag

My FRC puts are gonna fucking print tomorrow

>tfw just swung SOXL from 14.78 to 14.90
lmao that was close.

>>54713912
I was referring to the 70% BOIL loss, but congratulations if you've finally cleansed yourself of that turd.

Finally a little bit of action. Squeeze those VIX1D short hedgies.

SMG is dead. Markets are about to crash. dundunununununun

>BBBY -20%
???????????

>>54713937
I got out of BOIL green sirs. It's been crabbing +/-10% for a month if people haven't fixed their cost basis they are retarded and it's not my problem

>>54713947
Which markets?
ALL OF THEM?
Sick shit

damn should have stuck with my plan.

>>54713975
A penny is like 4% right now so that isn't exactly shocking.

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>54713986
I totally believe you.

Why the fuck is ES dumping

Yeah, it looks like it's over

When's the bottom on TSLA?

so why are we nuking?

When I went to the mall this weekend, I saw SEVERAL goths. They're fucking back. Unfortunately $HOTT has been delisted for years (I checked immediately), but this is the firmest recession indicator yet. Economic turmoil fucking confirmed, I am the most powerful psychic mind.

It's too late to apologize..

I said it's too lateeeeeeeeeeee

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOooooooooooooooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSM3w1v-A_Y

>>54713975
>>BBBY -20%
>???????????
should be -100%

HOLY SHIT THE MARKET IS FUCKING CRASHING!!! I JUST WENT ALL IN SPY PUTS! THIS IS IT! THIS IS #THEBIGONE!

>>54714018
>I am the most powerful psychic mind.
Based schizo

>>54714011
For the day? You're probably looking at it.
But potentially 150.

>>54714005
I could heem every tech tranny in this thread.

Hope you fags weren't trying to slurp GFAI

>Bull status: TRAPPED
It's time.

>>54714018
When I was at Walmart yesterday I saw an absolutely gorgeous alt chick in the checkout behind me. Covered in tats, septum piercing, black lipstick, pale skin. Definitely was the type of chick that is a feminist but will do ass to mouth on the first date. Wish I was younger.

I'm Aping into Tesla

>>54713626

>>54714008
there isnt many buyers after 4155, so it's better to flush the price to get the sellers out in the open, until vwap

Lots and lots of companies are going to report their unexpected losses from the first quarter. This is going to lead to CATASTROPHIC days for the market. Then in 2 weeks time the Aliens are going to invade, and this will be the distraction China uses to go into Taiwan.

>>54713937
why is
the most based ETF ever
a turd?

>>54714053
all women are whores deep in their heart, you just need to train them
Nevertheless, giving free sex to whores is not good for you

>>54714068
The aliens will come down and tell us that we need to let our children transition, and that orange man bad. Luckily CNN will be the first and only ones on the scene and they will report only the news to us with no spin.

>>54714041
The simple truth is that you aggressively shilled one of the most uninformed, misguided plays of the past year and lost a lot of equally uninformed anons money.

You could admit your were wrong, learn from your mistakes and move on.
Alternatively, I can keep shitting on you every time you enter this thread with the same cropped screenshots. The choice is yours.

Line goes up
Line goes down
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

>>54714041
u r a nigger
but I am very grateful to/for you
because because of you
and through you
and even a lot despite you
I learned a fuckin *lot*
and am finally
starting
to trade gud
I made $100 on BOIL
just this morning
buying in the premarket
and selling
tha
poomp
nigger

This market sucks.

>>54713626
agreed
if you're an AI fanboy, you are the fag in pic related
>WAOOOOW!!!!!111ONE
only retards who don't understand how to use google and read 5 reports and synthesize the information yourself like AI
if someone tells me that
>whoah have you seen this new AI chatbot?? it's crazy!!
is the ultimate exposing that you're a brainlet with zero skill at using the internet or doing independent research, that you believe everything that you are told and want to be spoonfed

>>54714027
Some people go down the loser -> Jordan Peterson -> /pol/ pipeline.
I went down the loser -> Jordan Peterson -> Jung -> LoA /x/ pipeline.
I intend to manifest hot goth chicks and a bear market into this world. As you can tell, I seem to be off to a good start. (Positions are DCAing into JEPI every month with the rest in cash)

THE DIVINE PROVIDENCE OF THE LORD CANNOT BE DENIED

>>54714123
BLESSED
&
FUCKING
BASED

Don't check the us10Y

>day 41 of holding SQQQ
I will exit this position with a gain one day. lol.

>>54714075
YANG is more based. I've made so much money over the last year shitting on every single chink rally.

BOIL got kiked by bureaucrats larping that they are going to ban gas while simultaneously approving massive expansion of gas operations. They are just trying to fuck Russia over by suppression of natty gas prices and make sure Europe only buys gas from the US in the future. It's too kiked for me I would rather just stack more SQQQ and LABD on any fake green day before FOMC dump

>>54714021
I SAID IT'S TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LATE APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I SAID ITS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I"M HOLDING ON YOUR ROPE.

>>54714114
Realized gains and gym gains are the only gains the jews can't steal from you

>>54714167
wrong your realized gains can be taxed

>>54714141
shitting on the chinks is definitely
based af
but I have zero understanding
of the macroeconomics
to make use of it
other than random
lotto
ticket
scratching
at least with natgas
I have some small degree
of grasp
in order to work BOIL
(& KOLD)

>>54714167
Tell that to the fucking Jews over at the IRS.

>>54714167
>>54714141
>still coping
lmao

>>54714140
glad you did not sell SQQQoldier. its not that bad, youll make it.

https://www.cboe.com/us/indices/dashboard/vix1d/

>>54714103
No one should have lost money on BOIL.. it's crabbed 3.00 to 3.60 for a month with like 2000000 opportunities to exit. That blood isn't on my hands if people paperhanded shares because niggers like you kept telling them it was going to 0

>>54714140
Fellow SQQQ holder, our time is coming soon.

Reminder to short VISL to death

Gonna open a position in SQQQ

>>54714122
I went down the
loser normie with somewhat normie skills -> loser /pol/ who goes on rants while drunk -> "i don't need friends" hermit pipeline
It's a decent pipeline, I have less people mocking me now

>>54714204
>No one should have lost money on BOIL
you did though. why is your ego so fragile anyways lmao

>>54714190
>>54714206
lend me your strength sQQQ sisterz

>>54714204
>No one should have lost money on BOIL.. it's crabbed 3.00 to 3.60 for a month
Unfortunately, you shilled it all the way down from $9.
The simple truth is that you aggressively shilled one of the most uninformed, misguided plays of the past year and lost a lot of equally uninformed anons money.

You've chosen your path. Now you must deal with the consequences.

SPX to 3600

>>54714231
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>/smg/ goes short when I go short
not feeling good about my position right now. should i sell my SQQQ?

>>54714117
Wow you wrote a lot and I am sure you really care about that all but I just like having ERP and cuddle sessions with AI anime girls.

>>54714140
I wish I could laugh off 3k loss... im down 6k from my 17k I saved up this past year and I feel like shit...

>>54714203
the range were fucking around in. seems like we go down today

>>54714244
Yeah you should faggot. Sell it. haha

>>54714244
SELL IT SO WE GO HIGHER SQQQ BROS!!!!!!!!!!!

KEK BAGGIES!!!

buying spx

>SOXL
I am beheemed

i went long purely cos a weak trendline broke.

t. TA enjoyer

>went bearish on the market a year ago and stopped paying attention
>come back to 25% of my portfolio gone
ok this recession is never gonna hit, what's happening in here?

>>54714228
I made money on BOIL.. I actually made money on BOIL three times in the last week... sorry you are bad at trading n shit

>>54714085
Yes this is true, but zoomer women fall into the next level of degenerate whores, because they have access to ass gape futa bukkake porn when they are in kindergarten. So by the time they are 18 they are already giga-whores. If I could be 21 in this day, I would absolutely clean house. Literally all you have to do when you're young is go to the gym and you're instantly attractive. It doesn't stay that way. But most of you here don't do anything and look like this.

I got all these SPY put options, just need to wait for the market to correct 3% before the end of day tomorrow and I'll make a few extra dollars. With VIX this low, it's easy to get some really really cheap options, and make a ton of money. This week will make up a lot of my profit for the year because this is one of those events that only happens a few times every so often.

>>54714319
>i-i made money after i closed all of my deep underwater positions
congrats bro

The Jews stole my fucking money

>>54714203
Are there options being traded on anything besides the "big" VIX?

>>54714317
consumers are still spending

huge monetary mass plus huge inflation means huge velocity of money, ie companies have their book orders filled

ie no recession
also the oil is still cheap so zero chance of hard recession.

>>54713975
Still 22 cents too high

>>54714342
what's big vix? that's 1d vix released today

>>54713893
However, I liked how Ramsey pretty much called the guy writing in a "faggot crybaby."

>>54714319
This is some next level crop work. You've truly outdone yourself.

But the reality is that it doesn't even matter.
The fact is that your original thesis was completely incorrect. More importantly, this fact was obvious and the outcome effectively predetermined even before you went and shilled a long into a 70% decline.
You may be incapable of admitting this, but deep down you know it to be true.

>>54714337
Retail loses yet again.

>>54714356

maybe my limit buy orders will trigger before they expire
it's gonna have to go down more though
this red day is weak as fuck so far

>>54714334
I'm finna buy some BOIL right now out of spite but ill wait for 3.30 again because that's what Benjamin Graham would do

>>54714055
Why would you do that?

>>54714337
It wasn't the Jews, it was radical Democrats. There's a BIG difference. Your money is going to go fund niggers sitting on their ass, free abortions, health care for the little crumb snatching niglets, safe injection sites and last but not least affordable housing programs.

>>54714350
got it, thanks. Any stocks/fields I should keep an eye out for? I was hoping big for uranium but that went nowhere.

>>54714337
Actually, you gave your money to the jews

>>54714350
>consumers are still spending
have you been reading the reports..?
we had 1 up month in January, that was it
all the other months retraction, and some BIG retractions, eg. 5%+ decrease in gasoline sales in a single month, 2% decrease in electronics, etc
>companies have their book orders filled
have you not been reading the ISM / PMI reports..? the backlogs being filled, where they've finally caught up on orders, and are NOT getting new orders is very bearish --- yes it''s disinflationary, but it's disinflationary because all the orders have dried up.. if you no longer have orders, don't have a backlog anymore, aren't getting new orders, your prices will come down
but more importantly, if you don't have work to do, you can finally lay off your workers
we are about to see a big uptick in unemployment, as firms have held off on firing their workers after dealing with labor shortages all of covid. now that the orders have caught up, been filled, and there aren't new ones... guess what happens next
>oil is cheap
lol brother, how do you not understand that oil is cheap BECAUSE there are fears of recession and contraction in economic activity, that the market believes that demand will fall due to recession (which is already being demonstrated in retail sales reports!)

Life is good so far. Been switching between SOXS/SOXL and when I'm not sure what's gonna happen I pull out everything and keep it like that or put it on SPY for a little while.
Been thinking on using LABD/LABU too since some days it goes +10% out of nowhere and that's tempting if you pull it right
The drop in March scared the hell out of me and I started trading emotionally but managed to pull my shit together again

>>54714358
He cherry picks people who are complete lost causes to shit on them which is hilarious, but he is the poster child for boomers.

>>54714384
well the nasdaq is what suffered the most, so normally it's the one to buy once there is confirmation that the fed will pause, or even better, will reduce its rate

I think you have time, this stuff will happen during summer 2023, just be ready for September

by the way this friday is when the new inflation comes out, ie we will have a better clue if the fed will pivot or not

>>54714326
>going to the gym is easy.. I uhh would do it.. but uhhh I'm old and gave up on life

Cope. I'm glad so many of you dropped out so that I can actually clean house instead of larp about it

>I capitulated on my January shorts right before the dump

Howst've does one profit during a crab market? Divvies?

>>54714421
lmao. The hands of someone who's been climbing for 2 months and just cleared his first v3.

>>54714451
selling calls, selling puts
however, now that IV has fallen so low, even this is not as profitable
need more volatility to sell premium

>>54714451
take the opposite position of whatever the market is at after 1 hour.

Anyway, the bottom is in.

>>54714421
Hate to break it to you, but chicks don't want to get felt up by hands that look like that bro.

>>54714451
do this >>54714214 it's free money

>>54714466
fr fr?

>>54713732
It is already happening on a large scale have you seen /pol/ the past few years? Language models aren’t as new as chatgpt makes them seem

>>54714480
The yield curve bottom, that is.

>>54714466
The money that's going to flood into the bond market to correct the inversion in the yield curve is coming strait out of the equities market. #Warning #BaggieWarnedEverybody #ScreenCapThis

>>54714421
I'm 35 chud, there's no point in wasting time working out anymore. I'm washed up. I had my fun in my 20's unlike guys like you who spend all day in the gym just to go home and seethe on 4chan.

>>54714470
Of course baggie is a toothpick anti-gym nigger that cheats on his wife. You're scum man.

>>54714484
We knew they were a thing we just didn't know how access able they were until GPT.

>>54714505
That's a cute cat, but I fuckin hate you so much it's unreal, Baggie.

>>54714431
we gonna go back up

why did it even drop?
the dollar is down

>>54713653
Movements too small.

You ready?

>>54714509
Baggot is a office Jew. His hands have never seen a hard days work ever. He's basically Bernie Sanders.

>>54714470
Hasn't been my experience. Women like guys that aren't faggots and since every zoomer and boomer either is a fat crybaby with man tits or jerks off to trannies its pretty easy to outcompete. You went the Asian girl route where by being white you are default more masculine than 90% of Asian men. It's a cheat route for guys that don't actually want to be men but it makes sense I guess to work smarter not harder

Today is my birthday and markets aren't pumping. What the hell?

>>54714524
ahh i see, but making zero dollars by doing nothing isnt too small? nice reasoning.

>>54714402
1/ staples and discretionary spending are increasing, it's just the way it is

2/PMIs get better both for manufacturing and services.
and historically it's the PMI which is the bottom indicator,

companies do get new orders and because of the velocity of money, it's mathematics, you can't have a huge mass and higher prices and zero velocity.

3/ oil is cheap and never went near 150 dollars.
Hard recessions happen with huge oil prices only. that's all what matters.

>>54714529
My BOBO is ready.

>>54714535
Holy cope

>>54714507
Im 34 and date zoomer chicks. You gave up. You are washed up because you gave up. You still have 30 prime years of fucking baddies but you are just gonna do the Al Bundy thing and think about your youth the rest of your life

>>54714529

>>54714535
Women want men that remind them of their fathers, and that's a fact. Baggot got his gookfu because he's a Jew with access to a stack of green cards through his rabbi.

just when you didn't think the markets were dead enough, they introduce 0DTE for VIX???
glory days of day trading are over. pure algo chop from now on. crabbing for years. there will never be a bull run like we've seen in the past.
soon every ticker will have 0DE

>>54714532
First of all I am not some fucking commie, and secondly I fixed my own fence with my own two hands yesterday. You can suck my big five inch dick.

>>54714529
it's unironically over this week isn't it?

>>54714529
it will be flat as fuck to steal premiums
dont fall for it
idiots will cope and say "money is just waiting for FOMC"
but really the casino just wants your premiums

>>54714562
>Im 34
>and date
You already missed the boat. Enjoy being single for life.
Single and broke. lmao.

>>54714562
I gave up when I lost my hair at about 30. Zoomers chicks don't date bald dudes. I can't afford hair replacement surgery, so there is no need to waste time on something I'll never get. One day of I can afford it, I'll go back to the gym and get after it again. But until then, there is no point making a fool of myself.
>>54714575
>five
It's like 3.5 diamonds

>>54714570
>Women want men that remind them of their fathers
Bullshit. Women want the archetypal hero with handsome looks

>>54714558
>he doesn't know 99.999999% of women are submissive
>he doesn't know women want a masculine partner
>he doesn't know women would rather literally fuck dogs or feral niggers with neck tattoos than be with a onions boy cuck

Ngmi. Hope your wife's boyfriend can make her orgasm

>>54714581
this i expect the market to go back up to 13k

>>54714613
Not really. Most zoomer girls have daddy issues. Yes you have to be handsome, but having a beer gut doesn't disqualify you because chicks love dad bods.

>>54714233
this
>>54714204
no, that.
u r
a
nigger
but bless (You) for causing/helping me
to lrn2
nonetheless!

>>54714588
I was engaged to a rich girl for a while and lived with her for 4 years. I'm definitely going to be a whore the rest of my life but I'm okay with that. Marriage seems pretty scummy in 2023. Nothing lasts forever and it is indeed too late to larp the soul mate thing

>>54714543
I'm in treasuries, thanks.

>>54714632
>having a beer gut doesn't disqualify you
This is good bait.

Oh shit guys I made it, I'm in the next round of layoffs, hope the severance package is as good as the one the first group got back in december.

>>54714575
Is this why you have to constantly cheat on your gookfu; you've been rejected constantly after women look at your pen0r and are deadly afraid she's thinking doing the same? Someone that's a man-whore because they're constantly being dumped for:
A. Shit personality
B. Shit physique
C. Small 5in weiner
Will never be truly loved, especially someone as arrogant as you.
You can have many one night stands but you'll never know the bliss of snatching a woman for longer than two years
Fag. Go work out nigger.

>>54714529
Thx anon I was gonna ask for this

>>54714653
You really don't get outside much do you? Young girls love dad bods. Sure not all of them, but a lot of them do.

>>54714545
>staples
Yes. Recession - people don't spend on other shit, they buy basic products - they are getting squeezed on inflation, prices are higher for everything -- they buy staples; it's why consumer staples is a recession sector
>discretionary
No. They are not. We are seeing huge contraction in discretionary spending, whether it be electronics, bars, traveling, gas stations, furniture - everything discretionary is down, some of them down 2% in a single month
>PMIs
have you been reading the commentary from the managers?
direct quote "feels like someone turned off the spigot [for orders]"
>new orders
new orders are in the absolute gutter, hitting levels that we didn't see since 2020 covid lockdowns
>hard recessions with huge oil prices only
Oil was near these prices the whole 08-09 recession
2000-2001 oil was $20-30
90's recession(s) even lower
>that's all that matters
No. That's not all that matters. What is more important is credit, savings, and overextension of credit to the wrong people. There are more underwater auto loans today than there were bad mortgage loans '08
the failures in credit are systemic, the end of a 75+ year credit cycle, and is the major catalyst and reason for the looming hard recession
we are going to see major defaults and blow-ups, as nobody learned anything from '08 and extended too much credit to the wrong people during more than a decade of central bank interference

>>54714655
Unless you're in FAANG don't expect that, later layoffs always come with lesser benefits. The job market is also harder than it looks right now except for menial jobs. I guess if you wanted to NEET, congrats? You should've volunteered yourself in the first round if you wanted it that badly.

>>54714661

>>54714658
His gookfu is unironically almost 60. He goes around sleeping with all of her geriatric friends. Baggot is a sick guy. Although I've very much enjoyed this morning baggot bashing, I have to go down for a nap here before work.

>>54714465
Yeah. Today is the first day the reversed it.(in EU markets) The last 4 days EU dumped and US pumped afterwards. Today EU dumped then pumped, US pumped a little further and now the US dumps. New rhythm.

>>54714675
I don't think any woman looks at a beer gut and then goes to fingerblast herself but the "hamchad" phenomenon has more to do with the confidence of the hamchad than the physical mass. There is also the hypothetical physical (or financial) security offered and women are actually really interested in that and will settle for a fat dude under those circumstances. For the average 4channer I would suggest actually focusing on physical fitness though because "just be yourself" is probably terrible advice for most people here

>>54714737
real sad indicators/ta/fundementals hardly matter anymore. its what the algo hedge funds want.

Why are wh*toids cucks? Is it normal for wh*toids to never do shit?
>inb4 muh ar-15

>>54714760
why do americans put up with them?

>>54714692
Being laid off was probably my only chance at getting off this project without quitting. Honestly don't want to neet too long but I'm glad I'll be able to take a break, this job has been eating away at my soul for too long but I've always been too cowardly to straight up quit.

>>54714760
I hate niggers so much, it's unreal.

LOOOOOOOOOWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>54714750
That's because hamchads just do it better. What's the point of spending all day in the gym trying to look pretty like a woman when at the end of the day, a hamchad can still easily pin you and take your bussy anyway?
>>54714760
I see you're here and ready to seethe CRBP pajeet

so why is the nasdaq dropping with the dollar?
explain this shit to me

>>54714790
jews

wtf, Fox just fired my boy Tucker Carlson.

>>54714770
america worships niggers now
so if you speak out or stand up for yourself against a feral nigger, there is a good chance your life is over. its just not worth it in most cases.
i for one, look forward to the day we become lawless

>>54714770
Because the state will come down with the fist of God if you so much as reprimand the kids.

>>54714760
...and the father did nothing besides posting on social media where he was labeled a white supremacist racist, right?

>>54714753
The market, especially EU (DAX) looks completely unorganic. At this point I can exactly tell how far the pump or dump goes (it's time programmed). I see DAX going up; some stocks pumping others dumping, evening itself a little out, but the constituents are completely retarded in alternation. Sometimes some stocks pump that have no reason to pump, but it takes DAX as a whole exactly where it should go thanks to algos' will.

>>54714788
>CRBP pajeet
CRBPajeet can not bait post. His brown hands are incapable.

>>54714790
companies in nasdaq burns cash so much, they are super sensitive to rates. if it drops it means insiders know something meaningful, or that it's a flush before mooning.

>>54714760
Give the girl a can of bear mace or something and watch from inside. Then if they get the upper hand run outside. In a civilized society you could just put the animals down.

>>54714801
Holy fuck, it's true

>>54714801
>29.47
>-1.35 -4.38%
Going by market cap this implies Tucker's worth like $750m

>>54714692
We’re still having a hell of a time trying to hire in my company. I’m half tempted to take a position that’s been sitting open for 4 months now with no “quality” candidates according to our HR. The only issue is I like my current comfy job, and I’d have to become a manager and take a lot more shit responsibility. And of course then they’d have to replace me

Hey, where did my post go? I didn't post anything vulgar, salacious, or even rude?

>the yield curve is inverting more by the literal day
how is inflation fine if the bond market is dumping long term bonds

>>54714801
>dat FOX dip
lmao

>shill labd
>It's on a moon mission

No one ever listenssss

>Blocked from posting
Yeah I don't think so, you nigger loving janny

>>54714825
"smart money" should be very much short rn but not since today but since a couple of weeks
the last weeks when it droped the dip buyers showed up every time and pushed it back up

>>54714834
holy fuck
it's true
that it's true

>>54714801
they wouldn't be so stupid... imagine a tucker who can say what he wants with his clout lmao...

>>54714801
>>54714837
Axing the most viewed news show in US. Seems smart

So people are just smashing the sell button for fun, right? Or did I miss some sort of catastrophic news

>>54714864
Based

FOXA dumping because they cut their loses on Tucker is pretty funny.

>>54714801
Was he cucked, or did he Cuck?

>>54714883
>>54714877
>>54714860
He'll probably end up on CNN.

>>54714874
if it's true I am all in SQQQ its a sign something bad is going to happen and they need to set the digital battlefield first.

>>54714883
holy fuck those morons
he's so popular that dude could run for president, like fox might actually get a boycott

>dat fair and impartial writing style

>>54714854
actual reddit moderators enforcing wrong think. i can only imagine the kind of shit that happens on the 4chan irc or private discord channel

DISNEY CUTTIng jOBS.

IT'S UNIRONICALLY OVER IF ThIs sHit MONEYpRinting coMPANY HAs to fiRE PeOPLE to STAY PROFITABLE

Are weed stocks forever dead

>>54714883
My guess is he was getting too close to the JQ so Murdoch told him to kick rocks, or his writer left. Tuck doesn't write his own shit he's just an actor.

>>54714900
why watch it? Gutfield lol? they the same as CNN now...

>>54714885
FOMC next week. This whole crabfest has been incredibly fake and gay but now we can finally start the next leg down.

>>54714907
mcdonald had to lay off people as well a month or two ago

>>54714788
How does a person that fat even have sex without external assistance. Dude can probably barely walk a mile

>>54714920
tucker pulled a ton of moderates and even dems. My guess is some really, really stupid shit is going to hit the fan and they can't handle someone calling out the war in ukraine

>>54714885
FRC earnings are after the market closes. The stock may be up, but it’s anyone’s guess on how it turns out. We’re in huge trouble if the earnings miss and the bank crisis kicks off again

>>54714903
>irc
rofl it's not 1999 anymore. Definitely transcord. By the way, what bullshit it is that somehow the zoomers got driven back to account based chatroom software. Sad!

>>54714907
Not going to cut anyone that matters. bob literally went on the earning call and said he doesnt care he wants to be on the right side of history.

>>54714920
I can't believe the Jews actually got Tucker axed.

>>54714902
Reminder the kids who inherited FOX aren't nearly what their father was.

buy

you can keep trying, little nigger loving janny, keep wasting your time working for free

I am quite literally stealing life from you right now, you will never get these moments back, you wasted them working for free

>>54714885
MM won't even support 4150. It's fuckin over.

>>54714942
I know damn well they are still using it. 4chan and newgrounds has been around for a long times, does not mean people will just automatically stop using something just becuase its old

you guys are gonna be so mad when these 414c 1dte print

Oh look, XLE once again failing to break the 9 DMA.

VIX. Low. Forest. Quiet. Jungle. Silent. Birds. Not chirping. Why is VIX so low. You don't know the answer.

Holy fuck wh*toids just can't catch a break. Short FOX cletus you know it's dead now.

>>54714944
As if anybody there would matter. They are all useless and milking nostalgia.

>>54714930
Yeah, this was the beginning of the end.

>>54714979
>newgrounds
Flash has been dead for 10 years.

YOU SAID GOLD MINERS WILL DUMP MONDAY

shutup faggot

>>54714788
>I see you're here and ready to seethe CRBP pajeet
Meds.

>>54714989
"Right-wing" extremists... There is a goring trend that the world is about to enter a evil dark phase IMO.

>>54714989
Damn. It really is over.

>>54714989
Lol. Tucker Carlson has rotted the brains of millions of Americans but you can't deny he's a huge cash cow. FOX needs to hire Ben Shapiro to get Zoomer right wing tards

OCGN is gonna pump soon...

its that bi monthly time where it burns to pee again

Tucker Carlson was supposed to lead us into the golden age and second coming of Donald J. Trump. Now that he's gone, we're totally fucked. Just short everything, the whole world is about to go to shit.

>>54714545
>Hard recessions happen with huge oil prices only. that's all what matters.
lol is this the new mumu cope thesis

>>54715029
>Tucker Carlson has rotted the brains of millions of Americans
explain. try and use sources to prove this claim:

>>54714989
will he sign exclusive deal with Trumps social media grift platform?

>>54714989
Tucker was an outlet for many people, I don’t see how getting rid of him helps. If anything, him getting axed makes me a little worried. Things are going to get real bad aren’t they?

>>54715029
>implying anybody gives a fuck what that kike has to say

Tucker nooOoooooooooooooooooooooo!

>>54715020
they keep inching closer and closer to defining anyone that isnt a hardline democrat an extremist.

>>54715052
>Things are going to get real bad aren’t they?
Always were. Smoke em if you got em.

>>54715052
>implying this wasn't a back door deal in the dominion law suit for FOX to no be penalized more if they let go of tucker.

>>54714989
Just the long awaited death of legacy media.

>>54714529
I'm in on RTX.

>>54715036

>>54715052
He'll just start a podcast and Fox news will be left to rot like CNN

>>54715070
This. It's so obvious

>>54715041
https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/new-york/nysdce/1:2019cv11161/527808/39/

here is the literal court filing versus FOX / Tucker. Pages 11 and 12 with the salient text. The just admitted they lie to gullible conservative Americans who eat his bullshit up

Who the fuck even watches the "news" anymore anyway? You can know exactly what's going on in the world just by watching the fed minutes. Finance news is the news that actually matters.

>Tucker Carlson
How do I short Fox

>>54715080
Well yes, this will probably happen first. But now a lot of people will feel like they have no voice at all. I wouldn’t want to live in cities, it’s definitely going to get worse.

>>54715108
Fed bullshit is also fake and gay.

>>54715112
Americans in 2023 don't have voices. You only get to say what the government allows you to say. Fox news wasn't going to save us from that.

>>54715111
>Search FOXA
>buy put options
>Go minecraft Fox News HQ in New York.
Profit

DFEN is a buy. It's down a little, and lots of defense stocks have earnings this week.
Both Ukraine and Taiwan need as many weapons as possible.
How can this lose?

>>54715125
>FOXA
>not FOX
You think you actually have a meaningful vote?

>>54715125
Reported to sheriff chitwood :^) have fun in prison baggot

>>54715145
The memes have gone too far.

>>54715052
Probably, we're still reeling from the last election year and the stage has been set for 2024 to be one of the worst.

>>54715052
Only for wh*toids like you. The REAL AMericans (bipoc+) will continue to trive while wh*te wo*en fuck dogs. Lol.

D-d-did the jannies kill baggot?

>>54715159
>MFW right now is as peaceful as it's going to be for the next few years

>>54715181
The 2024 election in my opinion will probably be some of the most turbulent times the US has seen since the civil war

>>54715179
Guess baggie will be back next month. Shouldn't have broken United States law baggot. Lol.

>>54715052
it's going to be ugly. i'm so sick of politics, they're so fucking gay.

>>54715194
>The DNC is in Chicago again

>>54715127
I like DFEN alot and have shilled it here many times but you are buying the top. Just wait for $18

>>54715200
Chicago a good city. They getting they life together.

>>54715098
You mean how you were not allowed to speak about anything to do with election fraud at the penalty of jail, denial of 1st amendment rights, and labeled a terrorist by the Biden administration (the same one that put the capital on lockdown)?

So he did and they levied a law suit on him with the clear help of the democratic party?

Why are you so scared of ideas and freedom of speech? Glad to see this is the only example you could provide. Sad, you live in a state of brainwashing and you cant even see it...

Also the dominion machines were proved to be hacked... and they refuse to show evidence in the contrary... FOX and Tucker were right.

>>54715098
Rachel Maddow used the exact same defense when sued for defaming OAN. You're too stupid to comprehend the difference between "editorializing" and "lying". You should kill yourself.

NEXT
>>54715214
>>54715214
>>54715214

>>54715196
Oh he'll just ban evade with his other faggy tripcode.

You guys buying the AI dip?

>>54715196
shyamalan twist, the soi is the bull

>>54715197
Most Americans don't want to see a trump Biden election in 2024. I think both voting bases are tired of the bullshit and just want normal candidates again. If it was Joe manchin vs desantis, we would finally have some sort of normal election again

>>54715200
DNC refuses to have debates...

while people like this >>54715098
are afraid of anyone talking about election security...

>>54715219
I was referring to the 1968 DNC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Democratic_National_Convention

>>54715221
You are a gullible white dipshit who falls for misinfo / disinfo far too easily. try not shooting up a school / grocery store in the coming months

>>54715219
>the city actually sending out a broadcast telling violent "youth" where to gather

Great idea lmao

>>54715240
>CRBPajeet
>white
Oh no pajeet bros

>>54715247
Oh yeah, '68 was epic.

>>54715256
They scholars. It just a study club.

here >>54715052 you can see the stereotypical amerimutt and his absolute dependence on the TV to get his views "chewed" and ready to consoom
>TV start gets fired after causing millions in damage to the TV network he works for
>retard thinks this will somehow translate into political protests or some shit
>>Things are going to get real bad aren’t they?
hahahahahAHAHAHAHA

>>54715233
I don't know enough (normal) people to be able to get a good feeling for how the general public feels. I hope enough people are tired of this shit to have a normal election.

>>54715294
>>54715247
>>54715219
>>54715200
>>54715194
During his speech, Ribicoff pointed to Daley and said: "With George McGovern, we wouldn't have Gestapo tactics on the streets of Chicago."Pandemonium broke out in the convention hall, with some delegates praising Ribicoff while others denounced him. Daley rose up to scream at the top of his voice at Ribicoff: "Fuck you, you Jew son of bitch! You lousy motherfucker! Go home!" Despite Daley's foul-mouthed antisemitic tirade, Ribicoff merely said: "How hard it is to accept the truth. How hard it is."Four Chicago city officials, known Daley loyalists, jumped on the stage to usher Ribicoff away, and Daley's bodyguards surrounded him, though from what threat they protected him remained unclear.[

>>54715098
same as every other media company who doesn't want to pay billions to grifters.
we badly need to fix tort law

>>54714541
Happy Birthday Anon!

>>54717438
>>54717438