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>>54701443
Also I'd like to say for $50 this old Chinese lady managed to literally fix my lower back pain without wanting me to do prescribe muscle relaxers like this (((((doctor))))) wanted to

>>54701443
if the legit part of the business isn't enough to stay open you just take some of the handjob money and give massages to ghosts

>>54701467
Don't IRSfags keep tabs on small stores like this? I know they do it to restaurants who only take cash

>>54701443
There's one of these in my town, should I go?

>>54701697
Theyre usually a hit and a miss but if you wanna spend the $100-120 on a deep tissue massages+HE then go ahead

>>54701719
>>54701697
Also some places differ in "services". Every parlor has been different. I had a young pretty Chinese woman show me her tits while tugging me and offered to "sucky" me but I declined. I had an older Asian lady give me a HE that literally felt like she turned her hand into a vagina.

>>54701443
I’m addicted to them. I try to get laid using apps but I rarely get any luck. Eventually I cave in and go back even though I really don’t wanna. I’m scared they’ll use the security cams to arrest me. Coomers say it’s unlikely to get caught but I don’t believe them.

i was getting the best handjobs of my life in a shady massage parlor of pattaya in soi 6/1

the woman was something like 60 years old and it was a single bed shop so when you are inside she closes the shop

she was getting some crazy handjobs with a lot of oil, i even fucked her one day

it was in 2016 or 2017 i don't remember she is probably dead now

Get your own gook and you don't need to pay for them. She will come to you if you fuck her right

>>54701787
>i even fucked her one day

Was she just as good as fucking? Also how did you go on to do that?

>>54701807
If you're a young cute white guy they will want to fuck you... If you're into old women could be a good play

>>54701817
Did you still pay for it tho

>>54701787
you went to place where there are tons of hot, young prostitutes and you decided on getting wrinkly handjobs from a 60 year old?

>>54701807
i'm a big fan of massages (just the massage part, really)

and it's very often that the massagist ask if you want happy ending at the end of the massage but 80% of the time i say no because they ask like 15$ for a handjob which is way Too much when you know thAt i Will finish in 2 minutes

but this woman gave the best massages, she was very kind like she was honoured that i come to her shady shop, she was treating me like a little prince basically

behind soi 6/1 it's soi 6 and i was hearing the heavy bass of the prostitutes bar behind spitting EDM at full volume

during the massage she was sometimes touching a little bit my balls and my ass with her oily hands but it was not that obvious that she wanted to give me a boner

after 30 minutes when i turned to lay on my back she was the massive boner i had and she laughed and touched my dick for few seconds but then she kept massaging me like nothing happened, she was talking very calmly in my ears and asked me if i wanted a handjob when the massage ended and i said yeah

she proceeded to put a LOTTT of oil in her hands and give me the best handjob i got in my life (and i fucked +200 women) it was paradise tier and even if she was not that beautiful she had something, she was so kind and so gentle with my dick i will never forget her i hope she is good now

to fuck her was not so good
1) with condom
2) too oily
3) it broke something between us, couldn't explain

i even remember once having a french gf with me in hotel and saying that i will go laundry just to see this old woman and get a massage and a handjob from her, shit was so good

she had a little shower in her shop too, very spartiate but useful hehe

>>54701860
dude, i dont go to thailand to have sex
i can get free sex in 24 hours just by using tinder in london, paris or berlin (where i live)

this woman is a goddess, just to talk about her make me feel sad

she was taking care of me like she was my mother but also giving me the best handjobs ever

>>54701874
good god anon, could u be any more german?

>>54701905
i live in berlin but i'm not german

>>54701860
It's a general rule that the older and more busted they are the better they are at giving HJ's and overall massage experience

>>54701865
How did you initiate sex with her?

How do they stay open? Because there is demand for them. There wont be supply if there wasnt demand. Even the authorities are in on it and let them fly under the radar besides a few token raids and arrests here and there. Fucking robert kraft got busted going to one. Your average american man doesnt get enough affection from their wives and many resort to shady dirty massage places just to get a handjob from a 50 yo asian. Your dad has probably gone to one too. So that's why they exist ok, son? Use ur fucking basedjack brains once in a while

>>54702008
But a lot of it is unreported income because of the happy endings and we all know the IRS is not a fan of that

>>54702004
she asked me if i wanted to fuck her, i think she really appreciated me

she was asking 500 baht for 1h massage + handjob + fuck

it's 15$

i remember how all the young whores were booeing when they were seeing me enter the old woman little shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ins4KwtnGjo

>>54701744
Gotta be something better you could call it than a HE dude. Sounds kind of gay.

>>54701817
>If you're into old women could be a good play
>she was treating me like a little prince basically
>she was very kind like she was honoured that i come to her shady shop
>she was taking care of me like she was my mother
>this woman is a goddess,

Almost forgot this was a thread about getting jerked in shady massage parlors

>>54701909
Where are you from, US? How do you like it? I’ve enjoyed visiting and have thought about living there for a bit.

by the way anons

www.rubmaps .ch

This is a website where you can find happy ending massage parlors with reviews. Yes it's legit. And yes, these happy ending massage parlors are absolutely everywhere. Probably even right next door to your grandmas house.

>>54702071
oh fuck off incel

>>54702084
only for mutts

>>54702073
fuck mutts and fuck off we are full

>>54702099
bem ti leba
>verification not required

>>54702084

First thing I see is that one of the places in my area has a rule.....

Fucking awesome.

>>54701909

>>54702149
kys chud

>>54702166
Shut the fuck up heeb, when a gentile speaks you WILL show them respect

Went to one in Fort Worth when I was 19. Creepy assed building with hallways full of rooms and a very tired looking mama-San at the front desk. Took my ID and probably scanned it to whatever chink fraud database they use to scam. Wasn’t allowed a massage because apparently I had to be 21 to get a massage lmao. They brought in a dolled up prostitute in lingerie and I immediately felt terrible. Was happy to hear I couldn’t get one even though I probably would have still committed to a handjob if all had gone well.

Kind of a traumatic experience. Felt bad for everyone involved. Still believe it should be completely legalized to devalue the hyperinflated pussy market.

>>54702187
i'm not jewish

>>54701443
Cops and politicians go there, that's why. Same reason why swinger bars stayed open in my country during the covid lockdowns.

>>54702198
you are
>retarded (due to jewish manipulation)
or
>being paid (in fiat)

>>54701865
>>54701874
>>54701909
nice lifestyle

>>54701443
They're fronts.

These places always advertise with young hot gooks but when you go there its always old ugly gooks, but most guys are horny so they just say fuck it and do it anyway lol

>>54702638
midwits go for hot girls, intellectuals go for good technique.

>>54702126
>sheeeit
What's "didn't ask Amanda"?

>>54702709
That means the person did not ask the providers name and thinks it might be Amanda.

>>54702638
lol, I've done that. But the older woman was better than the younger girls. That golden pussy syndrome goes away as they age.

>>54702808
It is as if Benjamín Franklin was right about the older woman question.

>>54702166
see how he recoils now that he has been found out

>>54701443

they suck everyone off including the cops

>>54701744
>Asian lady
>HE

Ok, we got it. You are a FUCKING idiot.

>>54702638
Most are at least above average. Really depends where you live at. Big city anons should have no trouble finding a good looking whore

>>54702035
>"i think there is a vishnu in the blockchain"
lol

>>54701465
Massage, cupping, or acupuncture/acupressure?

>>54702198
dude is like a freckled albino monkey or some shit.
sage

What do I say to tell them I want more than a massage without saying it outright?

>>54703712
"can you please lick my anus?"

>>54703712
Give them the tip up front and start feeling them up if they accept it

>>54701443
all the police and legislators are also patrons who get stiff discounts, or are earning profits from its operation. this has been a historically true axiom in every civilization and culture. it even extends to larger illicit business like the international drug trade.

>>54701762
usa is so cucked
also i reported you to the fbi

>>54702084
Will try it next weekend, thanks anon!

>>54702084
>>54704300
this is a fbi honeypot you morons

>>54701443
Tony blair

>>54704328
Lol it's literally not. That site has been up for years and I know half a dozen people personally who have used it.

I don't think the fbi cares so long as the talent isnt being trafficked.

>>54704364
Trafficked without the Faggots, Butt pirates, and Imbeciles getting a cut, you mean?

Massage parlors are money laundering for Chinese gangs. The women are trafficked. They don't "have" to tug on your dick, but they also have to buy their freedom or pay off family debts and it's much quicker because they only get paid tips.

I'm definitely convinced like 25% of all Asian nail places, massage parlors, and restaurants are just money laundering

>>54701443
i thought it was because cops love hookers?

>>54702023
Except it’s not unreported. it still gets taxed as income if the legit proceeds fall short of what it takes to keep the IRS from getting nosy.
>oh no we didn’t report enough income for the month through legit means to pay the lease on the building and whatever the fuck else is getting watched
>guess 10% of this “extra money“ has to go into the tills to cover the difference and get taxed
Solved.

>>54704956
>He fell for glowie ropaganda
NGMI