/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>5469811
have you ever thought of killing yourself for missing this once in a lifetime opportunity?

>>5469811
U fag i am investing in myself by investing in overpriced vritual chuck e cheese tokens baka

>>5469811
But what if the opposite is true? What if, the only real way to invest in yourself is to invest in fake internet money. Now that's an interesting point.

I did for ten years and it paid off.
Now I take those gainz and put them in Link. Not sure what to do with gainz from Link though.

god, white liberals are fucking stupid

dumbest people on the planet

>>5469833
You could have said the same thing in 2010.

>>5469921
Well, there's a *sniff* dialectical solution to this predicament *touches shirt*. It's like that old russian joke about the peasant who wants to invest in crypto but his wife won't let him and so on and so on.

>>5469921
Ah yes indeed then we are really trapped inside a capitalist nightmare not even lenin could have predicted.

>>5470125
But you see, I think the whole situation can be decomposed using a simple Hegelian ontological triad. Then you will see the true brutality of my bullshit.

>>5469984
They are highly effective trolls though

>>5469811
ha... gay

i do both

>>5470125
kek

I tried that, it took months just to get a payrise of $1/hr, in crypto it took one week to make 10k

>>5470438
>Zizek’s triad of the symbolic, the imaginary, and the real

I Lacan’t believe this is real

>>5469811
>gets payed to take bullshit to a whole new level

>>5470867
kek